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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The Michael Very Show is on the air.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
What they do have are a very particular set of skills,
skills I have acquired her for a very long career,
skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
I will look for you, I will find you.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Ms.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Thirteen. May I remind each and every one of you
is a brutal and vicious gang. They raped and strangled
a twenty year old autistic woman to death in Maryland.
They hacked four people to death with machetes in a
park on Long Island. They have kidnapped, sexually tortured, and
shot a teenage girl.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
In Texas after she insulted them.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Allegedly killed and mutilated a seventeen year old girl in Virginia,
stabbing him sixteen times in cutting off his hands.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Of baby old old, No, no Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
From good.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
They beheaded and cut out the heart of a man
in Washington, d C. They raped and murdered a thirteen
year old girl in California. They sex trafficked a slew
of young girls, including one who was just twelve years old.
Raped an eleven year old girl in Brooklyn while her
brother was in the room.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
And old.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
And from good sex, trafficked to a thirteen year old
in Maryland and Virginia miles away from this White House,
even beating her twenty six times on her backside with
a baseball bat. Pressured to homeless New Yorkers to undergo
unnecessary surgery such as spinal fusion, in order to bolster
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their fraudulent lawsuits.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
These are vicious criminals.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
This is a vicious game.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
I got a message to the demands of illegals that
Joe bidens at released in our country and.
Speaker 9 (02:11):
Violation of federal law. You better start packing now. You're
damn right.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Because you're going home.
Speaker 10 (02:53):
There's an amazing thing happening that I guess that should
no longer. I don't think thing in Michael, how are
you possibly still surprised by anything?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
These people do.
Speaker 10 (03:05):
The same liberal media that colluded with the Biden Whitehouse
to cover up for Sleepy Joe, and now the same
people are trying to profit by writing tell all books
about things they told us weren't happening. It just blows
my mind. The Hill Senior political correspondent Amy Parns An
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NBC News senior national politics reporter Jonathan Allen Right in
their new book, Democrat Party officials and White House staffers
were well aware of former President Biden's frailties ahead of
his choice to end his ill fated reelection bid last summer.
Wasn't his choice, and there were extensive steps to cover
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up the signs of Biden's aging and contingency planning. If
Biden chose to step aside or even died in office,
you folks told us it wasn't happening, and now you're
writing books about how it happened. This is the aforementioned
Amy Parnes.
Speaker 11 (04:11):
The book also includes new details about how far Biden's
team had to go to minimize the risk of his
freight freight of his frailties being exposed. One story that
stuck out to me in particular was the need for
for fluorescent tape tell us about what was going on there.
Speaker 12 (04:27):
Yeah, so he would have these You know, fluorescent tape
is very common in larger events to show principles where
to go, how to enter a stage. But they they
planned these, these these lines, fluorescent tapes throughout fundraisers, even
small fundraisers at homes, to kind of guide the president.
(04:48):
And someone told us he knows to look for them,
and so that was something that they did, even in
the at the smallest events, to kind of guide the president.
We also have new reporting detailing on WIGN trips. There
was a makeup artist that met President Biden before any events.
Sometimes he would even miss meetings to attend to to
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have his makeup made up. You know, there there were
things done to kind of show that he was a
little more had a little more used to him, a
little more energy, And I think that is that's all.
You know, these are all revelations that we put out
in this book.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
You remember when this was this was one of the
ultimate lows in a bad administration. Remember when one of
his handlers they made him dress up as the Easter
Bunny so they could hide him in plain sight, so
then they could put him next to Joe Biden and
have him kind of guide the old man around. Do
(05:47):
you remember that. Well, we spoke to that handler. They
disguised his voice to protect the identity. But here's what
he had to say.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
Yes, I was money costume that day at the White House.
It was my job to shadow the president. It was Easter,
so someone thought that it would be a good idea
to dress me in a bunny outfit. They thought that
if I'd dressed it was like the Easter Bunny, I
could blend it into the crowd, and if the President
went off script, I would be able to steer him
back to a more appropriate conversation. That was time for
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the event on the White House long. Things were going
pretty well at first, but then the President decided to
mingle with the people. First, he saw a man in
the crowd that was how do I say it?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Slow?
Speaker 9 (06:35):
So the President kind of leaned in any stage whisper
to me, telling me about the bad It's George. I
think he thought that referencing Lenny of Mice and Men
when he saw someone that was a little slow was
funny because I was dressed like a giant rabbit. However,
this is the type of situation that I was there
to steer him away from. My job in that scenario
was to mention how much his dead son Bo loved Easter.
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I mean that always works to get the president back
on course if he strays away from the script. We
always bring it back to Bow always. And later, when
you try to talk about Pakistan with a toddler, I
mentioned Bow. Nothing but this time it didn't work. He
was going to talk about Pakistan with that toddler. No
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matter what, I'll admit I panicked. At this point, I
start waving my arms and I say the code word Lansbury.
See Lansbury is the code we have with the President.
When we see he's starting to get a little tired
or maybe end over his head, we say Lansbury. He
knows it's time to go up to the residence and
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lay down in a watch murder, she wrote. The President
loves a good Who's done it. We play that same
episode right before his nap every day. He never remembers
that he's seen it, and it's his favorite episode, so
it's a win win for us. But I'm telling you
right now, if they asked me to dress up like
his mother again for Mother's Day and he tries to
breastfeed like black, I'm out of here. I don't need
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this job that bad.
Speaker 13 (08:04):
It's Ramone, the King of Ding, and this other guy,
Michael Barry.
Speaker 14 (08:10):
These are the kind of guys you'd like to smacking hands.
(08:31):
There are a lot of questions tonight after the Secret
Service found what's believed to be a bag of cocaine
at the White House.
Speaker 15 (08:42):
Initial test show a suspicious white powder found at the
White House gopet.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
That's what two law enforcement officials tell the Associated Press.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
She domas doms love.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Cocaine.
Speaker 16 (09:00):
Secret Service is investigating an unknown item found inside the White.
Speaker 10 (09:03):
House complex on Sunday, sources.
Speaker 13 (09:05):
To ABC News is what's described in radio traffic as
a cooker like substance.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
And here's a live look at the White House as
we get new information on what prompted this weekend's evacuation.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
It was reportedly.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
Nus with Joe Biden gone. Let's look at some of
the stories that marked his turn. Gone, but not forgotten.
We should remember what Joe Biden did and what we
lived through. We should never forget that. Remember when the
military just lost a jet, Imagine that and count on
(09:49):
to tonight or what does it count on? Two News
caught up with a local man named Randolph White to
get an eyewitness account of the plane crashing. Do you
remember this from him?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I had a chance to talk to a man who
lives out here.
Speaker 16 (10:01):
He told me he actually heard the plane as it
was flying past his house and crashing nearby, but he
didn't know what it was.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I'm AMA's October sixth I'll be seventy two years old.
Speaker 16 (10:12):
Randolph White retired from his job at the paper mill
in Georgetown ten years ago. He lives in this house
with his wife in a very rural area of Williamsburg County.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Well, it's nice and quiet and peaceful, and I don't
I don't have to worry over people.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Go no close up tight, you know.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
I like speech.
Speaker 16 (10:28):
He loves living about two miles away from where he
grew up. Normally it's pretty quiet. But on Sunday afternoon, I.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Was in the uh in the bedroom taking a shave,
and I heard us a screeching saw that between a
screech and a whistle.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I said, what in the wall of this?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
And I heard boom in my whole house.
Speaker 16 (10:49):
White says he didn't realize it was a plane at
the time, so he didn't call anybody.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
The cushtot can at me.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I look the must whatsa it? A meteorite come out
of space or something. And I said, well, there's that
plane need to be reported.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Look, the thing to flying is too low, so yesterday
eating it, I said, the helicopters, I'm out your walker
choppers keep flying around, I said, was somethingie. Somebody must
have robbed the banker, kill some people or whatever. I
walked up there, they told me it was about the plane.
Speaker 16 (11:16):
The F thirty five B airplane wreckage created an extensive
debris field. The wreckage is located off Old Georgetown Road.
Military security is very tight, with numerous red and white
signs on the side of the road that read no trespassing.
This area has been designated a National Defense Area.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Yeah, through the Great God, nobody didn't get hurt. Because
the church right up there, about a half mile.
Speaker 16 (11:39):
About a mile of Old Georgetown Road will be closed
for an unknown period of time.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
Anything man min can malfunction, you know. So he tried
to get the benefit of doubt. But it needs to
be investigated and the public need to know what really happened.
You know, it shouldn't be careful secret what happened, because
you know it could have been amitted disaster in Williamsburg.
Speaker 16 (11:59):
Can I'm Raymond Owen's count on two Now.
Speaker 10 (12:02):
At the time, we knew that Randolph reminded us of somebody,
but we couldn't quite place who that was.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
So I said, what in the will of this?
Speaker 17 (12:13):
And I heard a boom.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I knew that I wouldn't in my hot house. Shure
I be I was in don't taking the shaved.
Speaker 17 (12:20):
I knew that I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And I heard us screeching so good tweeter screeching of
whist so good.
Speaker 17 (12:26):
Boo boo, got your years.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I sure the.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
Respones is a meeting, right, come my space or something
I than.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I said, well, there's that thing.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
It needed to be reported.
Speaker 17 (12:41):
Spine.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
Look the thing to flying this poor little.
Speaker 17 (12:44):
Sunnight boo boom sunnight boo boo.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Got your years, your walking chops keep flying a rise.
It was something somebody muscle rock It Bank put up
on you. Yet some people on what held.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I can't do no wrong me, wow, you can come
home my love more, do you know?
Speaker 17 (13:09):
And I feed no that.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Sure the room spine.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
Got through the grit and good of God, nobody didn't
get hurt.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I feel nice because the church right up there.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
I sure the room spy about a half my anything
man making mathphone show.
Speaker 17 (13:23):
Nice boom boom so nice boom Boo's got her here,
you know.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
So he tried to give the benefit of the doubt.
But it needs to be investigated. The public need to
know what really happened.
Speaker 17 (13:35):
When I owe you.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
He shouldn't be kept a secret hold.
Speaker 18 (13:39):
And I can't do no wrong because you know when
now he could have been a mess, She said.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I can't do And I feed.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Nice, Sure the root spine.
Speaker 17 (13:55):
I feel nice.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I sure the room spine.
Speaker 17 (14:01):
So night, boom boom, so nice, booty.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I knew that I wouldn't.
Speaker 17 (14:14):
I feel good.
Speaker 19 (14:17):
I knew that I would. So good boom boom, so good,
boo boo got here. You so go boom boom, so
good booo got your year. So go boom boom, so
good boo booth got your year.
Speaker 10 (14:50):
And then the story just went away without any resolution,
kind of like this story who left the Cocaine in.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
The White House? Coming soon to a theater near you.
He's on a one bear mission and in the White
House to do two things, chew bubblegum and snort cocaine.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And he's all out of bubblegum.
Speaker 15 (15:15):
Somehow he's ended up in the nation's capital with a
strange new sugar addiction.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
What kind of sugar burger sugar?
Speaker 9 (15:25):
It's unbare, but Chief.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
We simply cannot catch him.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
He's in the White House, he's high on cocaine, and
he's a grizzly bear, and I am an f F agent.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
We need a hunter, hunter.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
How do you think the bear got the cocaine?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You've seen all snorts of movies, but never one where
a good rizzly bear finds the first son stash of
nosecap cocaine. Bear to white Powder House. Prepare for the
ride of your life. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
We're gonna be changing the name of the Gulf of
Mexico to the Gulf of mit michael Berry Church as
a beautifully.
Speaker 20 (16:44):
Joan Hascott Georgia chase.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
When it comes to the bearer, sex.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Us to pay attention to.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
This is the coldhals and is anxiously us purpleshed.
Speaker 17 (17:00):
History.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
That nice screen truck with his ead.
Speaker 13 (17:08):
He's got restrain orders from the schools from Ware to Mexic.
Speaker 21 (17:23):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 14 (17:30):
The best way to get something done if you, if
you hold near and dear to you that you.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
Like to be able to.
Speaker 21 (17:39):
Anyway, have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 7 (17:45):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 14 (17:47):
From from uh uh, Charlotte assumed me from Charlotte one
another line going from in Florida down to Tampa.
Speaker 21 (17:58):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 9 (18:05):
Of prudence, cryptocerc.
Speaker 21 (18:09):
Yeah, have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
America is a nation that can be defined in a
single word.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I was gonna foot him.
Speaker 21 (18:25):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The idea that.
Speaker 21 (18:38):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability,
he's really grotesque.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
Los Angeles and uh and uh uh no, what am.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I doing here?
Speaker 21 (18:51):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
For two reasons.
Speaker 21 (19:00):
One two, have an intervention into your mental health your
political viability.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 14 (19:12):
We haven't been able to communicate it in a way
that is uh.
Speaker 10 (19:17):
You might let me say another.
Speaker 21 (19:18):
Way, have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
He's really grotesque. Solid meting with with uh.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
The uh.
Speaker 21 (19:32):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 10 (19:39):
Make a very good point.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 21 (19:44):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 22 (19:50):
Here's what drives the driver in the states that are affected.
Speaker 14 (19:57):
Here's what that you can do.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
The drivers have.
Speaker 21 (19:59):
An inter invention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
He is really grotesque.
Speaker 14 (20:06):
If we have one thousand billionaires in America, know the
average tax day pay eight e i g.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Eight percent eight percent.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
As we take a wrop down memory lane of the
Biden Harris years, one person we are happy to see
go is Admiral Doctor Rachel Levine, the trans Assistant Secretary
for Health of the US Department of Health and Human Services,
or as would like to call her, Miss Peggy MS piggy.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I didn't say Peggy is a piggy.
Speaker 15 (20:38):
And the truth that we need to confront now is
that medicine and science are being politically perverted around this country.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
This destroys human lives.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
So how can something so to night?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
We everyc atipic.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Quote, After all, we've been my good, don't you?
Speaker 15 (21:09):
Trans youth are vulnerable and they suffer significant harassment and
bullying sometimes in schools, are in their community. They have
more mental health issues. But there's nothing inherent with being
transgender or gender diverse, which were predisposed youth to depression anxiety.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
It is that harassment and bullying?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
So how can something so light so after all weepen.
Speaker 20 (21:45):
Like you, like me, don't know you hacking something's whrive?
You're so roman side, hacking something so good? Limitings coming through.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Melo happiness day of my life is so sad.
Speaker 16 (22:03):
To feel so after all we've been through, after coming
so far, where is the lots to a the suck?
Speaker 7 (22:17):
How something so.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Wrong to all we've been Why do I feel I don't.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Know you?
Speaker 15 (22:42):
So we really want to to debase our treatment and
uh into affirm and to support and empower these youths,
not to limit their participation in activities to sports and
even limit their ability to get gender affirmation treatment in
their state.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
One of the things we learned about Joe Biden's or
about Sorry Hunter Biden's laptop was how his dad was
listed in his phone. In his cell phone, do you
remember that he called his president, the President of the
United States, Pedo Pete. And remember Pete was a name
that Joe Biden gave himself as his alias. So Pedo
(23:22):
Pete was about the fact that his father is a pedophile,
you know, the father that Hunter Biden's sister said would
come in and shower with her naked. Yeah, that creep.
Speaker 18 (23:34):
Hello, everybody, This is Pete Henderson, a friend and clause
associate of first son Hunter Biden.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
He calls me Pete, O Pete.
Speaker 18 (23:43):
He only calls me that because I've always liked the
company of small children.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
That's not the crime, is it. At least I'm not
his daddy.
Speaker 18 (23:52):
Joe Biden has been screwing this country for fifty years
and nobody says Boom, I like the smell of the
hair of little kids, and suddenly I'm the bad guy.
He's pented out Ukraine for billions. Yeah, sure, I'd like
to shower with my teenage daughter to save on the
water bill.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Money doesn't grow on trees, you know.
Speaker 18 (24:12):
The big guy has sold that country out to the
Chinese for ten percent of the take.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I'm not fond of the nickname Pete O Pete. However,
I'm just glad I'm not Jill Biden. Hunter has some
choice nicknames for her.
Speaker 18 (24:28):
He once said to me, Pete, if you're a blues musician,
they call you Bud Didley, but I.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Call my mom Hank Williams Junior. Do you know why
he called her that? Because he said she was a
real hundred more cancer.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Hundred both CANCERVI.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
She was twelve, I was thirty, but a.
Speaker 10 (25:00):
It was wonderful to have you, mister president.
Speaker 22 (25:04):
The Michael Barry Show, the various shots that people are
getting now cover that you're okay, you're going to You're
not going to get COVID.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
If you have these vaccinations.
Speaker 14 (25:20):
I told it's the University of Pennsylvania for four years,
nice to teach political theory. My national security team and
I have been closely monitoring the situation on the ground
in Afghanistan and moving quickly to execute the plans we
had put in place to respond to every constituency, including
and contingency, including the rapid collapse for seeing that. In
(26:00):
my case, the civil rights movement, and as a kid
I was I worked a lot in the movement at work,
and one day a group came to me of the
senior members of the party. They said they wanted me
to run for the Senate.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
It's all.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
Every major outfit, every serious investigator has pointed out that
this is a sare.
Speaker 10 (26:24):
This is classic Trump.
Speaker 9 (26:26):
We had four days.
Speaker 14 (26:27):
Left and all of a sudden, there's a laptop. There's
overwhelming evidence that from the intelligence community that the Russians.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Are in fas.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
Ah.
Speaker 10 (26:51):
The Biden unit who could forget the cross dressing Deputy
Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste just position in
the Office of Nuclear Energy. Kind of a big job, right,
nuclear Energy. His name was Sam Britton. You know the
fellow who kept stealing luggage at the airport.
Speaker 13 (27:12):
Oh hey, Frank, it's parked down here and luggage claim. Yeah, man,
you'll never guess what I got down here. One of
the non binaries is sitting in my office waiting for
the cops. The man lady tried to steal someone else's
luggage off my carousel. TWITZI here is some nuclear science
(27:35):
person for the Biden administration. She does look like a
white Jada Pinkett Smith pulled in an address.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
How'd you know that catload of Frank Einstein over here?
He watches the news.
Speaker 13 (27:49):
Well, you're gonna see criminal mastermind Lexi Luthor on the
news for sure.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
No, I ain't sending you a pick, you're perv.
Speaker 13 (27:57):
We're still getting a beer after work, right, all right,
I gotta go right.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Up a report on missus clean. I'll catch you later.
Speaker 23 (28:04):
Loved her eyebrows on the way shaved their legs, and
then he was the she. She says, Hey, babe, take
a welcome the wild Side, said, hey, honey, take a
welcome the wild Side.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
One of the provisions of the Inflation Reduction Act, which
wasn't an inflation Reduction Act at all, was the hiring
of eighty seven thousand armed IRS agents. They were set
to hire eighty seven thousand millennials to bust into your
house and take every penny you've got and send you
to prison.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Hey, I guess what partners yo. My name is Tristan. Dude.
I can't believe I got this job.
Speaker 13 (28:42):
I'm not so much a numbers guy, but I am
a call of duty and grand theft auto guy. I
was like, really good at Team Deathmatch on COD Did
you ever play?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
No, really, dude.
Speaker 13 (28:53):
I love using the M ninety one as my primary
I hope we get one of those that would be lit.
I always had a sort off shutgun as my secondary weapon.
They were great for close quarters. I'm definitely bringing one
of those when we go to some boomer's house. I'm
gonna be like, get down on the ground, Grandpa, this
is out the bitch I called Dimson driving. I can
drive anything. One time in gtaight, I sow an armored
car and then robbed the bank. I got five mili dude,
(29:15):
I was living large, bro. I can already tell this, IRS.
Gig is going to be dope.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
The tax, the tax, Pete.
Speaker 10 (29:27):
Hag Seth cannot get started fixing the military fast enough.
Remember when the Biden's administration hired an inclusion officer for
the Department of Defense. Can you imagine that, Well, we
don't have enough eight hundred pounders in the military. They
don't feel included.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
A lot of recruiters. My name is Eileen.
Speaker 13 (29:58):
I'm the new director of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. We
have come up with a new plan to help refill
our ranks. For far too long, the United States military
has focused on hateful things like killing. It's no wonder
other countries hate us. Well, thanks to Joe Biden, we're
heading in a brave new direction. If you're a person
of color, you will now enter the Armed services as
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a captain. They'll be just like James T. Kirk yay right.
This will ensure that we have equity by lifting up
black and brown people. Now to the Diversity and Inclusion.
This is the part I'm so excited about. If you're gay,
or lesbian, transby, or any one of the infinite numbers
of genders, then you will get to live your truth
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in the new military. For starters, when marching, you will
no longer be required to stay information. You will be
allowed to express yourself if you want to skip and skip, Queen.
If you see an officer that you find handsome, thin work,
we think that will add some flair that has been
missing for far too long.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
If you like to dreath and drag, then you will
have a play here. No more drab colors.
Speaker 13 (31:04):
When coming into Combattle, we'll walk in a battle like
a flock of peacocks.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Our enemy will know.
Speaker 13 (31:09):
That we are loud and we are proud, and they
will fear our power of inclusion.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Now go out there and bring me some marginal life people.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
Everybody remembers, I hope when Biden fell off his bicycle.
But do you remember how the media tried to downplay it,
tried to act like it wasn't a big deal. He
was young and full of vigor.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
They told us.
Speaker 10 (31:35):
This is our favorite NPR host Kyle feather Bottom telling
you why Joe Biden didn't fall off of his bike.
After all, the following program is only made possible by
contributions from listeners.
Speaker 13 (31:48):
Like you now must stay day to you, you're listening
to the inherent dangers of an American bicycle. I'm your host,
Kyle Featherbottom. Today we will examine the bicycle that Joe
Biden took to the ground in a controlled role, the
Huffy World. The Huffy World was developed by the United
States military for stealth ground assaults.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
It's a bicycle so advanced.
Speaker 13 (32:10):
In its operation that only the Navy Sealed Team six
was able to successfully integrate its use into its secret operations.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
We recently spoke to a man that has asked to
remain anonymous.
Speaker 13 (32:21):
The man you are about to hear from is a
member of the infamous Hell's Angels, a California based MC
or motorcycle club as it were, Mister Anonymous, We've all
seen the impressive video of the American President Joseph Biden
riding the military issue Hoffy World. He wrote it to
a stop and then dismounted said bicycle in a controlled role.
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Given the advanced skill required to perform such maneuver, is
there anyone in your organization that has that level of
experience and expertise.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
To ride a Hovey World. Oh wow, not even Hell's
Angels can ride a Hovey World.
Speaker 13 (33:00):
Only Sealed Team six members and our beloved President have
the skill required to.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Tame this beast. We would advise that you.
Speaker 13 (33:08):
Never attempt riding a Huffey World bicycle without the supervision
of Joe Biden or a Seal Team six member.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Don't forget that, following this program, Killy Gleses will tell
you how to turn purple seedless.
Speaker 13 (33:19):
Grapes into a jelly or jam. Now, let's clear our
mind of this military killing machine
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Home
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The Michael Very Show is on the air.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
What they do have are a very particular set of skills,
skills I have acquired her for a very long career,
skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
I will look for you, I will find you.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Ms.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Thirteen. May I remind each and every one of you
is a brutal and vicious gang. They raped and strangled
a twenty year old autistic woman to death in Maryland.
They hacked four people to death with machetes in a
park on Long Island. They have kidnapped, sexually tortured, and
shot a teenage girl.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
In Texas after she insulted them.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Allegedly killed and mutilated a seventeen year old girl in Virginia,
stabbing him sixteen times in cutting off his hands.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Of baby old old, No, no Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
From good.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
They beheaded and cut out the heart of a man
in Washington, d C. They raped and murdered a thirteen
year old girl in California. They sex trafficked a slew
of young girls, including one who was just twelve years old.
Raped an eleven year old girl in Brooklyn while her
brother was in the room.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
And old.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
And from good sex, trafficked to a thirteen year old
in Maryland and Virginia miles away from this White House,
even beating her twenty six times on her backside with
a baseball bat. Pressured to homeless New Yorkers to undergo
unnecessary surgery such as spinal fusion, in order to bolster
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their fraudulent lawsuits.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
These are vicious criminals.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
This is a vicious game.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
I got a message to the demands of illegals that
Joe bidens at released in our country and.
Speaker 9 (02:11):
Violation of federal law. You better start packing now. You're
damn right.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Because you're going home.
Speaker 10 (02:53):
There's an amazing thing happening that I guess that should
no longer. I don't think thing in Michael, how are
you possibly still surprised by anything?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
These people do.
Speaker 10 (03:05):
The same liberal media that colluded with the Biden Whitehouse
to cover up for Sleepy Joe, and now the same
people are trying to profit by writing tell all books
about things they told us weren't happening. It just blows
my mind. The Hill Senior political correspondent Amy Parns An
(03:29):
NBC News senior national politics reporter Jonathan Allen Right in
their new book, Democrat Party officials and White House staffers
were well aware of former President Biden's frailties ahead of
his choice to end his ill fated reelection bid last summer.
Wasn't his choice, and there were extensive steps to cover
(03:51):
up the signs of Biden's aging and contingency planning. If
Biden chose to step aside or even died in office,
you folks told us it wasn't happening, and now you're
writing books about how it happened. This is the aforementioned
Amy Parnes.
Speaker 11 (04:11):
The book also includes new details about how far Biden's
team had to go to minimize the risk of his
freight freight of his frailties being exposed. One story that
stuck out to me in particular was the need for
for fluorescent tape tell us about what was going on there.
Speaker 12 (04:27):
Yeah, so he would have these You know, fluorescent tape
is very common in larger events to show principles where
to go, how to enter a stage. But they they
planned these, these these lines, fluorescent tapes throughout fundraisers, even
small fundraisers at homes, to kind of guide the president.
(04:48):
And someone told us he knows to look for them,
and so that was something that they did, even in
the at the smallest events, to kind of guide the president.
We also have new reporting detailing on WIGN trips. There
was a makeup artist that met President Biden before any events.
Sometimes he would even miss meetings to attend to to
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have his makeup made up. You know, there there were
things done to kind of show that he was a
little more had a little more used to him, a
little more energy, And I think that is that's all.
You know, these are all revelations that we put out
in this book.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
You remember when this was this was one of the
ultimate lows in a bad administration. Remember when one of
his handlers they made him dress up as the Easter
Bunny so they could hide him in plain sight, so
then they could put him next to Joe Biden and
have him kind of guide the old man around. Do
(05:47):
you remember that. Well, we spoke to that handler. They
disguised his voice to protect the identity. But here's what
he had to say.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
Yes, I was money costume that day at the White House.
It was my job to shadow the president. It was Easter,
so someone thought that it would be a good idea
to dress me in a bunny outfit. They thought that
if I'd dressed it was like the Easter Bunny, I
could blend it into the crowd, and if the President
went off script, I would be able to steer him
back to a more appropriate conversation. That was time for
(06:21):
the event on the White House long. Things were going
pretty well at first, but then the President decided to
mingle with the people. First, he saw a man in
the crowd that was how do I say it?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Slow?
Speaker 9 (06:35):
So the President kind of leaned in any stage whisper
to me, telling me about the bad It's George. I
think he thought that referencing Lenny of Mice and Men
when he saw someone that was a little slow was
funny because I was dressed like a giant rabbit. However,
this is the type of situation that I was there
to steer him away from. My job in that scenario
was to mention how much his dead son Bo loved Easter.
(06:58):
I mean that always works to get the president back
on course if he strays away from the script. We
always bring it back to Bow always. And later, when
you try to talk about Pakistan with a toddler, I
mentioned Bow. Nothing but this time it didn't work. He
was going to talk about Pakistan with that toddler. No
(07:18):
matter what, I'll admit I panicked. At this point, I
start waving my arms and I say the code word Lansbury.
See Lansbury is the code we have with the President.
When we see he's starting to get a little tired
or maybe end over his head, we say Lansbury. He
knows it's time to go up to the residence and
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lay down in a watch murder, she wrote. The President
loves a good Who's done it. We play that same
episode right before his nap every day. He never remembers
that he's seen it, and it's his favorite episode, so
it's a win win for us. But I'm telling you
right now, if they asked me to dress up like
his mother again for Mother's Day and he tries to
breastfeed like black, I'm out of here. I don't need
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this job that bad.
Speaker 13 (08:04):
It's Ramone, the King of Ding, and this other guy,
Michael Barry.
Speaker 14 (08:10):
These are the kind of guys you'd like to smacking hands.
(08:31):
There are a lot of questions tonight after the Secret
Service found what's believed to be a bag of cocaine
at the White House.
Speaker 15 (08:42):
Initial test show a suspicious white powder found at the
White House gopet.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
That's what two law enforcement officials tell the Associated Press.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
She domas doms love.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Cocaine.
Speaker 16 (09:00):
Secret Service is investigating an unknown item found inside the White.
Speaker 10 (09:03):
House complex on Sunday, sources.
Speaker 13 (09:05):
To ABC News is what's described in radio traffic as
a cooker like substance.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
And here's a live look at the White House as
we get new information on what prompted this weekend's evacuation.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
It was reportedly.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
Nus with Joe Biden gone. Let's look at some of
the stories that marked his turn. Gone, but not forgotten.
We should remember what Joe Biden did and what we
lived through. We should never forget that. Remember when the
military just lost a jet, Imagine that and count on
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to tonight or what does it count on? Two News
caught up with a local man named Randolph White to
get an eyewitness account of the plane crashing. Do you
remember this from him?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I had a chance to talk to a man who
lives out here.
Speaker 16 (10:01):
He told me he actually heard the plane as it
was flying past his house and crashing nearby, but he
didn't know what it was.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I'm AMA's October sixth I'll be seventy two years old.
Speaker 16 (10:12):
Randolph White retired from his job at the paper mill
in Georgetown ten years ago. He lives in this house
with his wife in a very rural area of Williamsburg County.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Well, it's nice and quiet and peaceful, and I don't
I don't have to worry over people.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Go no close up tight, you know.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
I like speech.
Speaker 16 (10:28):
He loves living about two miles away from where he
grew up. Normally it's pretty quiet. But on Sunday afternoon, I.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Was in the uh in the bedroom taking a shave,
and I heard us a screeching saw that between a
screech and a whistle.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I said, what in the wall of this?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
And I heard boom in my whole house.
Speaker 16 (10:49):
White says he didn't realize it was a plane at
the time, so he didn't call anybody.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
The cushtot can at me.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I look the must whatsa it? A meteorite come out
of space or something. And I said, well, there's that
plane need to be reported.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Look, the thing to flying is too low, so yesterday
eating it, I said, the helicopters, I'm out your walker
choppers keep flying around, I said, was somethingie. Somebody must
have robbed the banker, kill some people or whatever. I
walked up there, they told me it was about the plane.
Speaker 16 (11:16):
The F thirty five B airplane wreckage created an extensive
debris field. The wreckage is located off Old Georgetown Road.
Military security is very tight, with numerous red and white
signs on the side of the road that read no trespassing.
This area has been designated a National Defense Area.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Yeah, through the Great God, nobody didn't get hurt. Because
the church right up there, about a half mile.
Speaker 16 (11:39):
About a mile of Old Georgetown Road will be closed
for an unknown period of time.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
Anything man min can malfunction, you know. So he tried
to get the benefit of doubt. But it needs to
be investigated and the public need to know what really happened.
You know, it shouldn't be careful secret what happened, because
you know it could have been amitted disaster in Williamsburg.
Speaker 16 (11:59):
Can I'm Raymond Owen's count on two Now.
Speaker 10 (12:02):
At the time, we knew that Randolph reminded us of somebody,
but we couldn't quite place who that was.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
So I said, what in the will of this?
Speaker 17 (12:13):
And I heard a boom.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I knew that I wouldn't in my hot house. Shure
I be I was in don't taking the shaved.
Speaker 17 (12:20):
I knew that I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And I heard us screeching so good tweeter screeching of
whist so good.
Speaker 17 (12:26):
Boo boo, got your years.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I sure the.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
Respones is a meeting, right, come my space or something
I than.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I said, well, there's that thing.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
It needed to be reported.
Speaker 17 (12:41):
Spine.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
Look the thing to flying this poor little.
Speaker 17 (12:44):
Sunnight boo boom sunnight boo boo.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Got your years, your walking chops keep flying a rise.
It was something somebody muscle rock It Bank put up
on you. Yet some people on what held.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I can't do no wrong me, wow, you can come
home my love more, do you know?
Speaker 17 (13:09):
And I feed no that.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Sure the room spine.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
Got through the grit and good of God, nobody didn't
get hurt.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I feel nice because the church right up there.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
I sure the room spy about a half my anything
man making mathphone show.
Speaker 17 (13:23):
Nice boom boom so nice boom Boo's got her here,
you know.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
So he tried to give the benefit of the doubt.
But it needs to be investigated. The public need to
know what really happened.
Speaker 17 (13:35):
When I owe you.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
He shouldn't be kept a secret hold.
Speaker 18 (13:39):
And I can't do no wrong because you know when
now he could have been a mess, She said.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I can't do And I feed.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Nice, Sure the root spine.
Speaker 17 (13:55):
I feel nice.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I sure the room spine.
Speaker 17 (14:01):
So night, boom boom, so nice, booty.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I knew that I wouldn't.
Speaker 17 (14:14):
I feel good.
Speaker 19 (14:17):
I knew that I would. So good boom boom, so good,
boo boo got here. You so go boom boom, so
good booo got your year. So go boom boom, so
good boo booth got your year.
Speaker 10 (14:50):
And then the story just went away without any resolution,
kind of like this story who left the Cocaine in.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
The White House? Coming soon to a theater near you.
He's on a one bear mission and in the White
House to do two things, chew bubblegum and snort cocaine.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And he's all out of bubblegum.
Speaker 15 (15:15):
Somehow he's ended up in the nation's capital with a
strange new sugar addiction.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
What kind of sugar burger sugar?
Speaker 9 (15:25):
It's unbare, but Chief.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
We simply cannot catch him.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
He's in the White House, he's high on cocaine, and
he's a grizzly bear, and I am an f F agent.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
We need a hunter, hunter.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
How do you think the bear got the cocaine?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You've seen all snorts of movies, but never one where
a good rizzly bear finds the first son stash of
nosecap cocaine. Bear to white Powder House. Prepare for the
ride of your life. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
We're gonna be changing the name of the Gulf of
Mexico to the Gulf of mit michael Berry Church as
a beautifully.
Speaker 20 (16:44):
Joan Hascott Georgia chase.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
When it comes to the bearer, sex.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Us to pay attention to.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
This is the coldhals and is anxiously us purpleshed.
Speaker 17 (17:00):
History.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
That nice screen truck with his ead.
Speaker 13 (17:08):
He's got restrain orders from the schools from Ware to Mexic.
Speaker 21 (17:23):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 14 (17:30):
The best way to get something done if you, if
you hold near and dear to you that you.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
Like to be able to.
Speaker 21 (17:39):
Anyway, have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 7 (17:45):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 14 (17:47):
From from uh uh, Charlotte assumed me from Charlotte one
another line going from in Florida down to Tampa.
Speaker 21 (17:58):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 9 (18:05):
Of prudence, cryptocerc.
Speaker 21 (18:09):
Yeah, have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
America is a nation that can be defined in a
single word.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I was gonna foot him.
Speaker 21 (18:25):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The idea that.
Speaker 21 (18:38):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability,
he's really grotesque.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
Los Angeles and uh and uh uh no, what am.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I doing here?
Speaker 21 (18:51):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
For two reasons.
Speaker 21 (19:00):
One two, have an intervention into your mental health your
political viability.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 14 (19:12):
We haven't been able to communicate it in a way
that is uh.
Speaker 10 (19:17):
You might let me say another.
Speaker 21 (19:18):
Way, have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
He's really grotesque. Solid meting with with uh.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
The uh.
Speaker 21 (19:32):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 10 (19:39):
Make a very good point.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 21 (19:44):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 22 (19:50):
Here's what drives the driver in the states that are affected.
Speaker 14 (19:57):
Here's what that you can do.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
The drivers have.
Speaker 21 (19:59):
An inter invention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
He is really grotesque.
Speaker 14 (20:06):
If we have one thousand billionaires in America, know the
average tax day pay eight e i g.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Eight percent eight percent.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
As we take a wrop down memory lane of the
Biden Harris years, one person we are happy to see
go is Admiral Doctor Rachel Levine, the trans Assistant Secretary
for Health of the US Department of Health and Human Services,
or as would like to call her, Miss Peggy MS piggy.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I didn't say Peggy is a piggy.
Speaker 15 (20:38):
And the truth that we need to confront now is
that medicine and science are being politically perverted around this country.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
This destroys human lives.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
So how can something so to night?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
We everyc atipic.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Quote, After all, we've been my good, don't you?
Speaker 15 (21:09):
Trans youth are vulnerable and they suffer significant harassment and
bullying sometimes in schools, are in their community. They have
more mental health issues. But there's nothing inherent with being
transgender or gender diverse, which were predisposed youth to depression anxiety.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
It is that harassment and bullying?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
So how can something so light so after all weepen.
Speaker 20 (21:45):
Like you, like me, don't know you hacking something's whrive?
You're so roman side, hacking something so good? Limitings coming through.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Melo happiness day of my life is so sad.
Speaker 16 (22:03):
To feel so after all we've been through, after coming
so far, where is the lots to a the suck?
Speaker 7 (22:17):
How something so.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Wrong to all we've been Why do I feel I don't.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Know you?
Speaker 15 (22:42):
So we really want to to debase our treatment and
uh into affirm and to support and empower these youths,
not to limit their participation in activities to sports and
even limit their ability to get gender affirmation treatment in
their state.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
One of the things we learned about Joe Biden's or
about Sorry Hunter Biden's laptop was how his dad was
listed in his phone. In his cell phone, do you
remember that he called his president, the President of the
United States, Pedo Pete. And remember Pete was a name
that Joe Biden gave himself as his alias. So Pedo
(23:22):
Pete was about the fact that his father is a pedophile,
you know, the father that Hunter Biden's sister said would
come in and shower with her naked. Yeah, that creep.
Speaker 18 (23:34):
Hello, everybody, This is Pete Henderson, a friend and clause
associate of first son Hunter Biden.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
He calls me Pete, O Pete.
Speaker 18 (23:43):
He only calls me that because I've always liked the
company of small children.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
That's not the crime, is it. At least I'm not
his daddy.
Speaker 18 (23:52):
Joe Biden has been screwing this country for fifty years
and nobody says Boom, I like the smell of the
hair of little kids, and suddenly I'm the bad guy.
He's pented out Ukraine for billions. Yeah, sure, I'd like
to shower with my teenage daughter to save on the
water bill.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Money doesn't grow on trees, you know.
Speaker 18 (24:12):
The big guy has sold that country out to the
Chinese for ten percent of the take.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I'm not fond of the nickname Pete O Pete. However,
I'm just glad I'm not Jill Biden. Hunter has some
choice nicknames for her.
Speaker 18 (24:28):
He once said to me, Pete, if you're a blues musician,
they call you Bud Didley, but I.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Call my mom Hank Williams Junior. Do you know why
he called her that? Because he said she was a
real hundred more cancer.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Hundred both CANCERVI.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
She was twelve, I was thirty, but a.
Speaker 10 (25:00):
It was wonderful to have you, mister president.
Speaker 22 (25:04):
The Michael Barry Show, the various shots that people are
getting now cover that you're okay, you're going to You're
not going to get COVID.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
If you have these vaccinations.
Speaker 14 (25:20):
I told it's the University of Pennsylvania for four years,
nice to teach political theory. My national security team and
I have been closely monitoring the situation on the ground
in Afghanistan and moving quickly to execute the plans we
had put in place to respond to every constituency, including
and contingency, including the rapid collapse for seeing that. In
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my case, the civil rights movement, and as a kid
I was I worked a lot in the movement at work,
and one day a group came to me of the
senior members of the party. They said they wanted me
to run for the Senate.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
It's all.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
Every major outfit, every serious investigator has pointed out that
this is a sare.
Speaker 10 (26:24):
This is classic Trump.
Speaker 9 (26:26):
We had four days.
Speaker 14 (26:27):
Left and all of a sudden, there's a laptop. There's
overwhelming evidence that from the intelligence community that the Russians.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Are in fas.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
Ah.
Speaker 10 (26:51):
The Biden unit who could forget the cross dressing Deputy
Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste just position in
the Office of Nuclear Energy. Kind of a big job, right,
nuclear Energy. His name was Sam Britton. You know the
fellow who kept stealing luggage at the airport.
Speaker 13 (27:12):
Oh hey, Frank, it's parked down here and luggage claim. Yeah, man,
you'll never guess what I got down here. One of
the non binaries is sitting in my office waiting for
the cops. The man lady tried to steal someone else's
luggage off my carousel. TWITZI here is some nuclear science
(27:35):
person for the Biden administration. She does look like a
white Jada Pinkett Smith pulled in an address.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
How'd you know that catload of Frank Einstein over here?
He watches the news.
Speaker 13 (27:49):
Well, you're gonna see criminal mastermind Lexi Luthor on the
news for sure.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
No, I ain't sending you a pick, you're perv.
Speaker 13 (27:57):
We're still getting a beer after work, right, all right,
I gotta go right.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Up a report on missus clean. I'll catch you later.
Speaker 23 (28:04):
Loved her eyebrows on the way shaved their legs, and
then he was the she. She says, Hey, babe, take
a welcome the wild Side, said, hey, honey, take a
welcome the wild Side.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
One of the provisions of the Inflation Reduction Act, which
wasn't an inflation Reduction Act at all, was the hiring
of eighty seven thousand armed IRS agents. They were set
to hire eighty seven thousand millennials to bust into your
house and take every penny you've got and send you
to prison.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Hey, I guess what partners yo. My name is Tristan. Dude.
I can't believe I got this job.
Speaker 13 (28:42):
I'm not so much a numbers guy, but I am
a call of duty and grand theft auto guy. I
was like, really good at Team Deathmatch on COD Did
you ever play?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
No, really, dude.
Speaker 13 (28:53):
I love using the M ninety one as my primary
I hope we get one of those that would be lit.
I always had a sort off shutgun as my secondary weapon.
They were great for close quarters. I'm definitely bringing one
of those when we go to some boomer's house. I'm
gonna be like, get down on the ground, Grandpa, this
is out the bitch I called Dimson driving. I can
drive anything. One time in gtaight, I sow an armored
car and then robbed the bank. I got five mili dude,
(29:15):
I was living large, bro. I can already tell this, IRS.
Gig is going to be dope.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
The tax, the tax, Pete.
Speaker 10 (29:27):
Hag Seth cannot get started fixing the military fast enough.
Remember when the Biden's administration hired an inclusion officer for
the Department of Defense. Can you imagine that, Well, we
don't have enough eight hundred pounders in the military. They
don't feel included.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
A lot of recruiters. My name is Eileen.
Speaker 13 (29:58):
I'm the new director of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. We
have come up with a new plan to help refill
our ranks. For far too long, the United States military
has focused on hateful things like killing. It's no wonder
other countries hate us. Well, thanks to Joe Biden, we're
heading in a brave new direction. If you're a person
of color, you will now enter the Armed services as
(30:20):
a captain. They'll be just like James T. Kirk yay right.
This will ensure that we have equity by lifting up
black and brown people. Now to the Diversity and Inclusion.
This is the part I'm so excited about. If you're gay,
or lesbian, transby, or any one of the infinite numbers
of genders, then you will get to live your truth
(30:41):
in the new military. For starters, when marching, you will
no longer be required to stay information. You will be
allowed to express yourself if you want to skip and skip, Queen.
If you see an officer that you find handsome, thin work,
we think that will add some flair that has been
missing for far too long.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
If you like to dreath and drag, then you will
have a play here. No more drab colors.
Speaker 13 (31:04):
When coming into Combattle, we'll walk in a battle like
a flock of peacocks.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Our enemy will know.
Speaker 13 (31:09):
That we are loud and we are proud, and they
will fear our power of inclusion.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Now go out there and bring me some marginal life people.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
Everybody remembers, I hope when Biden fell off his bicycle.
But do you remember how the media tried to downplay it,
tried to act like it wasn't a big deal. He
was young and full of vigor.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
They told us.
Speaker 10 (31:35):
This is our favorite NPR host Kyle feather Bottom telling
you why Joe Biden didn't fall off of his bike.
After all, the following program is only made possible by
contributions from listeners.
Speaker 13 (31:48):
Like you now must stay day to you, you're listening
to the inherent dangers of an American bicycle. I'm your host,
Kyle Featherbottom. Today we will examine the bicycle that Joe
Biden took to the ground in a controlled role, the
Huffy World. The Huffy World was developed by the United
States military for stealth ground assaults.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
It's a bicycle so advanced.
Speaker 13 (32:10):
In its operation that only the Navy Sealed Team six
was able to successfully integrate its use into its secret operations.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
We recently spoke to a man that has asked to
remain anonymous.
Speaker 13 (32:21):
The man you are about to hear from is a
member of the infamous Hell's Angels, a California based MC
or motorcycle club as it were, Mister Anonymous, We've all
seen the impressive video of the American President Joseph Biden
riding the military issue Hoffy World. He wrote it to
a stop and then dismounted said bicycle in a controlled role.
(32:44):
Given the advanced skill required to perform such maneuver, is
there anyone in your organization that has that level of
experience and expertise.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
To ride a Hovey World. Oh wow, not even Hell's
Angels can ride a Hovey World.
Speaker 13 (33:00):
Only Sealed Team six members and our beloved President have
the skill required to.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Tame this beast. We would advise that you.
Speaker 13 (33:08):
Never attempt riding a Huffey World bicycle without the supervision
of Joe Biden or a Seal Team six member.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Don't forget that, following this program, Killy Gleses will tell
you how to turn purple seedless.
Speaker 13 (33:19):
Grapes into a jelly or jam. Now, let's clear our
mind of this military killing machine
Speaker 4 (33:29):
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