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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Michael Very show is on the air.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We check you now with men for tall Rico, real
men standing for real change.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Let's see what the men are up to.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Okay, So, and I need everyone to really hear me
on this. It was always Team Edward, always because Jacob
runs hot. And I don't mean the wolf thing. I
mean emotionally. There is so much unprocessed anger in that boy.
He's not even a love interest, He's a trauma response.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
And the imprinting.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
No, we are not unpacking the imprinting today. My camera
meal cannot hold that Edward. Edward waited one hundred years,
one hundred years of restraint, of longing, of not even
feeding on.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Humans, because he chose growth.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
That is not a vampire, girls, that is a man
who did the work Madison's team Jacob and.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I hold space for that. I do, but it has
genuinely changed how I see.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Her, and the sparkling people mock it, and I find
that so telling because when Edward steps into the light
and just glistens, I feel seen. I am also in
my most radiant and indirect natural light. My highlighter is
literally called meadow I'm just saying, if one hundred year
old man watched me sleep, I would feel cherished. Boundaries
are a spectrum. I would die for James tel Rico,
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men for Salarrico, real men, real change soon.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
What happened is quite the Spain and the Moroccans who
just flooded in there, and some of those left took
a payout to leave.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Some of them.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
There were crimes. The people are quit. There are now fleeing.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
They're scared to death.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
These invaders have come and it's all men around twenty
years old. What do you think is going on with
a twenty year old man who's just going to up
and leave and go over to a country where he
has no connections, no place to stay, no money in
this But what kind of person you think you're going
to have coming into your community at that point? And
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you think about the suicidal empathy of Western nations. So
I came across a chart the other day and it
blew my mind. I guess it shouldn't maybe it won't yours.
It used to be the case that there were parts
of the world. We're broken, they're poor, they're broken, there's
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no opportunity there, there's no infrastructure, there's high crime, it's depressed,
but you wouldn't want to go there unless you were
a missionary, and that too, you'd want to get out.
But what happens when the people of those countries are
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then brought into Western civilization. Are we to assume that
we're all just the same people, we all share the
same values, because we don't. For a lot of these
Middle Eastern countries, a man having sex, marrying, having a
baby with a woman, a girl twelve thirteen years old
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completely normal, multiple wives, sex with boys, violence as a
dispute resolution technique, theft, harassment of women. These are cultural differences.
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Now you may say, well, Michael, I got a friend
and he's from the Middle East and he's not like that.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I can tell you that we have a lot more
crime per capita committee in the United States by blacks
and whites.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
But that doesn't mean every black person's a bad person.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yet, if you feel the need to argue that, I
can't make what is factually a correct statement because I
might upset your friend, who is the exception to the rule.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That's how we ended up here.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
But I saw this chart and it was the foreign
born population of European countries, and it was using January
of two thousand and one, and then the next number
was January of twenty twenty five, So some of these
have gotten worse since then. So the first number I'll
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give you with each country is the percentage of foreign
born residents, and the next one is last year, so
twenty five years ago and last year. Austria twenty five
years ago was eight point seven percent foreign born. Now
it's twenty two point five, so almost three times as many.
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Belgium went from eight point four to twenty point two,
Denmark went from four point eight to fourteen point four,
France went from five point five to fourteen And how
did it affect them? Do you remember Charlie Hebdough the
French paper when they criticized the Muslims in that country.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Remember what happened? They were slaughtered.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh, but nobody wanted to talk about that because that
would suggest that Islam is violent.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
We can't do that even when it is.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Germany went from eight point nine percent to twenty point
five percent, Greece went from six point nine percent to eleven.
Iceland went from three point one percent to twenty one
point eight percent. Ireland went from four percent to twenty
three point three percent. We've had irishmen in the streets
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saying they've lost their country. One in four is now
far and born. And it's not just that they're far
and born. They don't have a good Irish brogue. It's
the people who are coming in. They're culturally very aggressive,
and what we've seen is an increase in rape, an
increase in burglaries. The things that make your country great
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are gone. The things that made other countries terrible are
brought to your doorstep. See, a woman doesn't have to
be raped all day, every day to live in fear
of rape. When the next door neighbor is raped and
the woman across the street, it's not the rape itself
that makes that so horrible. It is the constant fear
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of rape. It's not the murder that makes it so bad.
It's the constant fear of murder. It's the threat of
murder all the time. Luxembourg went from thirty seven point
five percent to fifty one point five percent. Luxembourg is
now majority foreign born. The Netherlands went from four point
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one to sixteen point eight. Norway went from four point
one to eighteen point seven, Slovenia two point one to
fifteen point five, Spain three point four to nineteen point three,
Sweden five point three to twenty point eight. The UK
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went from four point three to twenty. The UK is lost.
The UK is lost. It's a lost country.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It's interesting, is tourist trends. We went to Japan a
year and a half ago. Christmas had a great time, wonderful.
A lot of Americans are now going to places like
Poland and Japan, which have strict immigration policies because we
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don't want to visit the Middle East. Even when you
call the Middle East England or France, it turns out
nobody went to the Middle East for tourism, and as
the Middle Eastern Middle Easterns moved to those countries, nobody
wants to.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Visit living in the United States.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
So with everything we dealt with with Fauci and the
whole COVID hype, you had to get the shot, you
had to wear the mask, you had to be six
feet apart, you had to close down your business and
lose it for good. All these horrible things that happened.
The fact is, fear cells it always has I've made
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the joke for years, and it's true. Orkin didn't get
you to call the Orcan Man out to your house
on the basis that it's the fundamentally sound homeownership decision
to spray for termites. They showed a termite that was
larger than your living room and there was Dad sitting
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in his chair and rah termite. But the only superhero
who could save him because Hong Kong Fuy was gone
on vacation, was the Orcan Man. They scared people into that.
They scared people into everything. That's how you get. That's
how the scammers when they call you. They called grandma
and say your grandson is here. He's been arrested. You
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have to send bail money, and she does because she's scared. Right,
That's what COVID was all about, scaring you. And think
about the African Killer Bee, all the men in all
the various things that you're gonna die from. What's that
quicksand yeah, quick sand Yeah, I mean it kind of
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feels we should all know somebody who died of Quicksand
doesn't it as much time and effort as we spent
on Quicksand it feels like everybody go, yeah, I knew
a guy his cousin died in the quicksand but it
just never comes up, And I wonder how that came
to be. You know, it was in the movies, like
it was in one movie and then all of a
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sudden and you'd watch people in the Quicksand it's just
crazy if you think about it, because you don't know
anybody that ever got into Quicksand that didn't get out.
So we were looking for a particular audio clip and
I came across something and we described it as this.
The media is working hard to terrify everyone about the
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dreaded hunt of virus.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Remember that we're all gonna die? But are we?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
So remember the hunt of IRUs, a hant of virus
or whatever it was called. They were treating it like
the search for Nancy Guthrie. Oh remember the search for
Nancy Guthrie. It wasn't so long ago that people would
come up with me, do you think about Nancy Guthrie?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I don't know who she is.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
You don't know who she is.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
No, I know who she is. It's all over the news.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I don't watch she news. Well, how do you do
your show? I read the news. It's a lot easier,
and I don't have to have the commercials. But Nancy, Okay,
I know who the lady is, right, I don't know
who she is. I know her daughter's famous. I know
that at least Fox has made it round the coverage.
I don't let news directors tell me what I'm going
to talk about. So I'm not going to talk about
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this just because a news director told you it was important,
because tomorrow it'll be some girl. It be some woman
drowning her kids, or some woman getting killed by her
boyfriend or some other stupid story, and you'll think it's
important because you don't know what to talk about without
the news director telling you it's unimportant. Three months from now,
you won't be talking about Nancy Guthrie and you'll barely
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remember the story. And I'll bet, if you're honest, when
I mentioned Nancy Guthrie, you went, oh, what do whatever
happen with that story?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
But it was so important, and people would get upset
at me that I refused to talk about it and
I refuse to care, and they'd say, well.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It's important.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
And you remember, even in Texas they were putting up
billboards for Nancy Guthrie. I said, why are we putting
all this interest into a woman we don't even know. Wow,
she might be here. I don't think so, because if
what you're worried about is somebody who's missing, there's a
lot of people missing that didn't spend all their time
trashing Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
She's so important because the news directors told you she
was so important, because they don't run my life. But
we had a parody which was making fun of all
this and what we called Embellish Disease season, and it
blows my mind. I had a teacher of missus Martin,
Alice Martin. I loved her, and she taught a class
called world history. And she had a filing cabinet, and
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there were, however many days of the school year, two
hundred and ten whatever it was, and she had mimeographed
out day one day, two day, three, day, four, day
five for two hundred and what it was, two hundred
and ten days, however many days there were, and every
day she'd go to the to the filing cabinet, she'd
open it up, and if we were on day seventy
eight whatever that was, mid October, mid November, she would
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pull out the lesson plan hand it out, might be
a pop quiz, it might be what we were talking
about that day, and it was so perfect, and she
had taught this course because it was world history. It
wasn't changing for so many years that she had it down.
She was very organized. And I kind of feel like
that's what the news agencies do.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
It's time for the back to school and some kids
aren't ready back to school, and some parents say we
shouldn't have the summer off back to school, and teachers
are worried that the kids will have lost their math skills,
and they they may just run the same story from
last year. Who'd know the difference, Who would know the
difference when you get right down to it. But anyway,
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this was the story. We do this on occasion we
just don't want we played on the air. We go
back and listen to stuff that's three months ago. We go, gosh,
that's still relevant today, and it'll be relevant next year
the next year.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
It's called embellished disease season. Good evening.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I'm standing outside Saint Michael's Medical Center, where it's a night.
Officials have confirmed that two patients two are being treated
for what doctors are calling the hantavirus. I want to
stress that number again, two people two behind me. You
can see the hospital is still standing. However, that could
change at any moment. Health officials are saying there is
no need to panic, but I want to be very clear,
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I am panicking personally on your behalf. Sources close to
the situation tell me that county health commissioners are already
in emergency talks about reinstating full lockdown protocols, mandatory masking,
and the possibility I'm just reporting what I'm hearing, folks,
the possibility of suspending in person voting for the upcoming
midterm elections.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
One senior official, who asked not to.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Be named, told me and I quote, we cannot in
good conscience ask Americans to stand in a line. Mail
in ballots are already being discussed. Ballot drop boxes are
being dusted off as we speak, and I'm told the
boxes never actually left. There is also talk of a
fourteen day quarantine for anyone who has recently touched a
mouse or a rat or watched The Mickey Mouse Club
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on television. Officials say they're airing on the side of
caution again. Two patients, both reportedly stable one is already
asking for jello.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
But we cannot be too careful people.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
We simply cannot one more thing before I hand it
back over to you, Bob. I have personally checked on
every Jane Doe being treated in Saint Michael's, and not
one of them is Nancy Guthrie. I repeat, Nancy Guthrie
is not being treated at this hospital. I Randall Hughes,
reporting live where the situation is technically fine but spiritually
very very dark.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Back to you, don't you call me. Don't you call me.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
We check in now with men for tall rico, real
men standing for real change.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Let's see what the men are up to. Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I'm only telling the circle this because we don't shame
in here. We process Saturday. I got destroyed. Gone. How
did I even get home?
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Gone?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I walked, It was four blocks, but spiritually somebody should
have taken my.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Keys, and it snuck up on me. That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
The first one was so innocent, cold, pink little bubbles.
It went down like it forgave me for everything. So
I had another. By the third, I was holding Braxton's
face in my hand, telling him he was the most
emotionally available man in that entire parking lot, and I
meant it, but that is not a sober sentence. I
texted my ex, the fizz reminds me of us. I
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don't need to know what that means. I ate a
cherry and I wept because it was so red and
so sweet, and it asked nothing of me.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
The bartender learned my name by the end. He was
so proud of me.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
And I woke up at four am, fully dressed, one lash,
gone heart, absolutely racing, and I thought, this is that?
This is my rock bottom. Three three Shirley Temples. I
had three Shirley Temples.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I will die for James tall Rico.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Men for Talarrico, real men, real shame tible.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Time tell you what God forbid. Talar Rico wins.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I'm gonna hunt down everybody who said anything nice about
him and spend six years going you voted for that.
You voted for that freak right there? Well, I didn't
we vote for him to do that. I thought he
was a nice guy. I told you he wasn't he is.
I told you he is. He's Barack Obama. You didn't
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like Obama, did you? And you voted for him twice.
I have friends that voted for Obama. And by the way,
they got the shot and the booster too, and every
time they I'm not kind of got fold again, ty wat,
They're not going to full mer I got fooled by Obama.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Do you remember Ron? You remember this.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
They were just before the the Obama administration or the
Obama inauguration, or as as Russel I'm call it, the
imansive of the immaculation. They did this glowing report and
it was tell us, you know how you hope President
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Obama does And the only one who said anything supposedly
negative was Russia. And he said, in ik, tell you
in four words, I hope he fails. Well, the Republicans
like Mike Pince, you know, the nice guy Republicans, they
were also proper to John Cornyn Republicans. Well, that wasn't nice.
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That's mildly racist. He's not rooting for his success. He said,
he's a socialist, he's an activist. I know exactly what
he's going to do. He's going to destroy this country,
and I hope he fails in his effort to destroy
this country. Well, within a year, all of those people
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who were wringing their hands, who were hoping this was
the post racial, postpartisan president he is.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
They were embarrassed, they were humiliated.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
And then they still got the shot, and they probably
probably January I had people that I knew on January
sixth who said, I can't believe our sight is being
so violent. I don't know what we're gonna do. I'm embarrassed.
I'm a Republican, but I'm not proud of our efforts.
Oh there's always that type. We got a bunch of
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people on our side that love to tell you, I'm
a Republican, but I don't know about this thing that
we're doing.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Now.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I might have to be with the Democrats on this one.
They're talking nicely. Yeah, it's an iron fist and a
velvet glove.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
You just keep getting duped, and keep getting your.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Booster shots and your shots, and your Barack Obama and
your Barack Obama and your election stolen in your January sixth,
your whole hoax.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, you just keep getting duped.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Do you notice you're the one that always gets duped
because you're weak. Because you're weak, they appeal to your
inner week. It's fine that your wife gave in. They
appealed to her inner woman because women have been taught
be nice. You have to be nice, and they want
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to be nice. And Republicans always come off as being
so mean, that's what we're told. But Joe Biden, he
was so nice. Remember he was so nice. But he
wasn't nice. He was a monster. We were told that.
Barack Obama so nice, what a nice guy. Republicans are
mean and they are nice till they get control of
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the power and then they'll put you under boot and
they'll put their boot on your neck. Yeah, oh yeah,
I forgot so a friend of mine, Will Hawkins, who's
also a show sponsor.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Will's business is he.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
When you have an oil and gas project out in
the field or a chemical plant and you need it's
like a placement agency, but it's for people that can
work out in the field and go into a project.
They embed within your workforce and they got to be
out there and show order, and they got to know
what they're doing. They got to be good at what
they do. And it's called Hawkins Leasing. He's been doing
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this now it's called Hawkins, but he's been doing this.
He grew up in the business. His dad's charge of business.
But anyway, he sent me a message because a few
days ago.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Let's see Monday, Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Tuesday, I guess Buck Sexton was doing his Anthony Fauci impersonation.
It was the day that we had Klay Travis on
in the morning, and I had not heard Buck's Anthony
Fauci impersonation. But Will said, he sent me a text
and said, did Buck get hired on merit or on
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the basis of his Anthony Fauci impression? I said, do
you like it? He goes, I do, so I sent
it to Buck. He said, give me the guy's name
and what he does, and he made a little voicemail
that he left for him, and you can decide if
it's a good one or not. But I thought it
was very nice of Buck to do. So. This is
Buck Sexton as Anthony Fauci with a voicemail to our
show sponsor Will Hawkins.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Hello, is this Bill Will Hawkins of Hawkins Leasing?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Hi Will.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
This is doctor Anthony Fauci calling. I'm checking in on
your COVID mitigation measures. As you know, the science, the
data shows that after five years we still need to
be taking appropriate measures.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Six feet Will.
Speaker 7 (23:24):
Yes, I made up that distance, but it sounds good,
and I'm going to make up the data instead of
actually having real data. And remember, the danger out there
isn't the heavy machinery or the drill pipe in the
oil patch or any of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
The real danger is to be unmasked.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Keep that N ninety five sealed and keep on drilling.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, funny Trump's drill, baby drill.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
In twenty sixteen, we've actually had to argue in this
gun the left has done so good. Christianity is bad,
Capitalism is bad, America is bad.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Everything is bad. Drilling for oil, being energy independent is bad.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I never would It's like the Jetsons, you know, we
thought that by now we're going to be flying around
in space.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
No, we're not doing that to me.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
We're arguing over whether a dude who gets his weenie
cut off is now a woman and whether he menstruates
he can have a baby. That's where we are in
twenty twenty six That's sad.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Joe and Noah Lady told me once a year, I
need to go over there and have.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
A pop quiz dead.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
And I don't know how much that charge or what
that's fu okay for your yearly, I guess so I
ain't never had.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I never said saw no guide concious before.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Okay, the first dollars, Oh lord, and what dog do
you get with that? Its gonna be you're gonna have
your blood work, You're gonna have a pap smear done,
and you're gonna have a your analysis done. Now this
pop quiz that you keep talking about, is that a
written examination? How does that work?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
What is that fun?
Speaker 6 (25:12):
You do you get a certificate or something. I don't
understand why I'm supposed to have this dead.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Okay, Your pats are supposed to have done once a year.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Okay, and that's just you just take this test past it,
then the next year you take it again, ma'am?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So an examination on you?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
What? Sorry?
Speaker 6 (25:32):
What?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
So?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
The vaginal examination on you? Oh?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Lost?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Now I thought you went in and talked to this
lady and told her your problems and then she gave
you a again of kitches.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
No, And I don't know if it's just like.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
I have as a pap smear and it's gonna be
a vaginal exam if and this gives you a driver's lice.
Look have y'all ever got on the phone with funnies
white people? And you cannot get them off the phone. Honey,
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I recorded one another day. I didn't know what this is.
I don't know who this lady was, but you could
tell she white by the way she talked. And I
just never did figure it out. And listen to what
she today with fresh storms. She gets some healthyestus that
for cookies and that steady thought. I've got potatoes, Yeah,
plain potatoes that you cook with egg whites and stove
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from razy on Oprah Winfrey ship.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
I know I'm rambling.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Look I have you cut up potatoes and you dip
them in egg white.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
And uhhuh of them?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Of them?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Okay, well you're going to and cook like.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Your four hundred.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
You have fresh fries and you're darn good. I mean,
they are acceptable substitutes. See my story is pepper on
them and ketch up.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
That's good, y'all. See how this lady did. She just
kept on talking on the phone. And you cannot get
these people off. They'll talk about their children's They church
out they had eight that day.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
She won't even take a hint or.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Nothing her on some of the baby food, and she's
doing to her diet.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Uh huh, Okay, something besides my milk made her much
more regular.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
She'll maybe wash twice a.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Day, and that every two hours. Nobody holler at me.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Which is nice, so fast, and she's so big, and
I have to go hello, okay, I'm gonna have to
see Finally, I had to fake that lady out and
have one of my children's call my name to get
her off the phone. And that's exactly how they do
it their house. If you ever worked for one of them,
go up in their house, they automatically assume you're up
in there and steal everything. And the thing about it
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is they don't own nothing, they don't have nothing worth stealing.
And I do not come down to steal. I come
to the work when I used to do all that.
I've had some job. I have WoT some job I've
been five from, probably more jib than those people fill
out an application for. I tried to work down here
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at this nursing home. Honey, all the people got on
my nerves. I would still my ask come over here
and do this here, and come and rub this on me,
and uh, just hitting the call like all the time. Honey.
I told y'all about that. I'm not supposed to say
too much due to the fact that the statue of limitations,
Sonny that don't never run out of some things, you know.
(28:28):
Back to the telephone, so trying to get these white
people off the phone, and especially when they call you
want that you change your phone company and one of
a comedy. Tell me how y'all doing. We could save
y'all a whole lot of money if y'all a change
over this phone. I said, I don't pay the bill. Now,
what if y'all want to change it, that's fine, you know,
(28:51):
go ahead on.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I don't care, Bramon.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Did I ever tell you that my mother worked as
a nurse's aid at an old folks.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Home in Orange when we were real little.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
She was absolutely broke and went to work there, and
she would tell stories till the day she died about
how hard that was. And the thing that she would
always bring up because it was demeaning, I guess, and
because it was difficult because she didn't like it, was
(29:28):
changing bedpants. She would always talk about changing bedpants.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I was in my allergy doctor's office one day and.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
There was a note that said, do not pour urine
down the scene, and I thought, huh, you wonder you know,
anytime I see a sign that says, hey, our tongue baby,
don't do this, you know that somebody had to do it, right,
(29:59):
Like you see a and says, hey, don't lick the
flagpole when it's five degrees outside. Somebody had to lick
the flagpole when it was five degrees outside.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
There had to be a case. And then someone said,
all right, have a sign made up.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
No, that wasn't in Houston. No, we were traveling. I
don't remember where we were. It's a couple of years ago.
Actually I wasn't even taking the shots yet because my
wife was taking it. But I went in there with
her and it was a doctor's office that it was
several doctor's office that shared the space together, and there
was a women's doctor who's probably the hormones.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
They didn't want that hormone smelling there. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Speaking of which, Jimmy six gender Talafrico wants us to
believe there are six different genders. You don't want that.
As your senator, Folks, we constantly hear them talk about
six genders. I think there's only two, but you know,
we never hear about the other. And even Lieutenant Colombo
(31:02):
is confused by.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
All of this.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Tonight on ABC, Detective Colombo tracks down a serial gender bender,
mister Taller Rico. Hi, I'm sorry to bother you. I
know you're a busy young man. Whole campaign to run
a couple of little questions, and I'm out of your hair.
I promise, Now, where did I put mine?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Here we go?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
So you say there's six, six of them?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Not two? Six? Uh huh? And I believe you.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
I do.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
It's science. It's over my head. You're the expert. I'm
just a fellow with a notebook. Only there's one thing
that bothers me, probably nothing, you see.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
I go home.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
I tell my wife and she looks at me and says, Frank,
which one am I forty one years and I couldn't
tell her she went to bad man on account of
the science. I forget it. It's above my pay grade.
I'll let you get back to it. Oh, just one
more thing.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Mister teller Rico.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
The six name them for me out loud, Okay, not
all six?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Give me four? Three? Son, give me one. I don't
already know.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
No, I'll tell my wife it's your spectrum.