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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's that time, time time, time lucking load.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
The Michael Very Show is on the air live Robert
Television Sunday in Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Haven't everybody no you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'm gonna listen to Let's go way about a man
named shad or out near, barely kept, the stamish ship.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Just a good old boyd never a meaning, no home.
It's all you never.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Saw them in trouble.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Were the long sense of y.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
They was born welcome by your dreams.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Were your ticket wellinghom.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
I say this calls for action, and now in the bus.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I'm meaning on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati w k
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why gosh we're hot and made.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
How you're doing this here is shirty q lickor look
at Michael Bert. I went on that Twitter last night
and look at all them damn twigs on the y
and seeing some pictures of your honey.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Something have got to be dead about this.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Thousands of people have wrote into you telling you to
shave that raggedy, ugly, ignorant beard and mustache off your face.
You homeless looking grizzly Adams nasty can't pay enough cover
charge to get up in here looking food.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I'd be so glad.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
So many people have wrote you let us and told
you how toe up and riggedy you look. At least
now you will have a in a bittedokah of sympathey
for the people that you enjoy cussing out so much.
That is the obese calorie charge. Community ladies of plus
(02:49):
sizes of men's with beer bellies, people whose teeth is
not on right, people who heard happen to be dead,
wrong or is miss at this time, see Michael Barrett.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
These people can't even help. They look ignorant.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
But you you are extra guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty as charged.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Hell, I forgot what I came up on here to
talk about. Girl, you took your medication. My friend Aggie
Plummer sent me a message. It said you didn't mention
the mustache of Agatha Christie's character Eric Coole Woirot, as
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seen here on television. I think PBS did a serious honor.
Poirou is a great character, a comically serious, bumbling kind
of private detector, highly detective, highly sophisticated. The best portrayal
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I've seen everything they've ever done on tea, and there's
been I don't know, probably ten different versions of it.
The best portrayal I ever saw was live at the
Alley Theater years ago there. I haven't been to the
Alley Theater in a while, but they used to have
the most talented cast and they had a woman named
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Betty Fitzgerald or Betty Fitzpatrick, I forget her last name.
She was so incredibly talented. And they had another guy
there and so I think he later ended up running
the Alley Theater or running the Creator Size and it
is James Black, and he played Quiro and he became
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their cool Poirot, and he was so incredibly good. Have
you ever been to the Alley. It's a great theater.
Used to put on some fantastic Agatha Christie. They would
do what was it called Cool Coffee something like that.
They would have this series they would do every year
that I used to go every year. When you have kids,
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you don't do things like that's what you do when
you're single. Then you have kids, and I guess until
your kids are gone, you just you you go sit
in the cold, hard, terrible for your black for your back.
Bleachers of stadiums watching sports.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
That's you.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
There's like years you're you're coming up on that. You're
coming up on that very soon. Mister roubles Joe, you're
on the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead, sir. Hey, good morning,
Michael and hermon of course. Hey, how are y'all doing today? Fantastic?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Hey, I was just thinking, when you're talking about the mustaches,
I was thinking of.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Taking off Tom Selly could put Hulk Hogan on.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
With that.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I had got on what a good mustache Hulk Hogan has.
That's a good call, very good call. I will accept
that as a friendly amendment, as as the parliamentarian enforcing
Roberts Rules of Orders as a chair, I will accept that. David,
you're only Michael Berry Show. Go ahead, sir, Yes, sir.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I'm excited about RFK getting there and making America healthy again.
My brother in law told me, it said, if you're
want to be a healthy, shop around the outside of
the grocery store. True, like all these guys having our
food and everything else. Like the outside the grocery thing
by the words dairy is your produce, your meats, everything
is preservative. It's in the center of the grocery store.
I think that's the causing everybody cancer these days. So
I'm so happy that we can hopefully get on track
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with our health and not everybody having cancer all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I agree, I agree with you, David. I you know,
I don't want the government telling us what to eat,
what we can eat, what we can't. I don't think
the government should stop people from smoking, drinking, or any
other behavior that they want to engage in if it
doesn't hurt the person next door.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That is called freedom, including the freedom to make bad decisions.
But what I don't like is how many people in
this country have decided to make a buck off of
poisonous things that are not disclosed. How many of them
have the government protecting them. You look at how we
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switched over. You look at the history of the cola
industry to begin to begin with. Now, look, I can
talk about this for a long time and make a
lot of people angry. When I was growing up, drinking
a coke was something. It was like a dessert, right
you you we didn't. My mom would wait till the
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one leader of coke was on sale, and it was
a treat if she came home from from the grocery store.
We're putting up the groceries. My brother and I would
be giddy that, you know, we got coke. There's a
gallont I mean, is a leader of.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
One one gallon? It was a leader, okay, And and
that was this. You don't see that anymore then the
the Sam's generation, pre costco it was the two leader.
And I mean, you see the fattening of America from
all this, and back in those days you didn't. You
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had to drink it before it went flat. Although it
was kind of fun to drink with slat, but then
it became something everybody drank all the time, and then
they ruined it.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I dropped, and then I talked, I recommend it.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
And so an email said Kurt Russell had good mustaches
in his westerns, and he did, he did. I got
to think those were fake, because those were pretty good.
What are you shaking your head? You don't know that
Hollywood can do that stuff?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yes, yes, I had several people's email in to the
effect of, hey, instead of talking about great mustaches, why
don't you talk about the best beards, most famous beards.
I do not want to talk about beards. I don't
need to think about Michelle Obama or Tim Waltz's wife
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or Bill Clinton right now. No, that's we're not having
that discussion today. Catfish Hunter Shnon Fuselier sent in Catfish
Hunter Czar. With your discussion of doctor Red Duke, it
got me thinking of all these new hires we see
on local newscasts, TV and radio. Perhaps we need to
see how well they know Houston. With a pop quiz
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on Houston, Let's see how you do ramon such as
who was Marvin Zendler? Who is Cadet Don? I'll tell
you when I came to Houston, I know who Cadet
Don was. I know who Cadet What Don was till
a couple of years ago.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
True story?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Where was the spaghetti bowl? This is good? What did
Elmer Wayne Henley do?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I know?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I know.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Well, I don't want to give the person away. There
was a famous murder in Houston, and I know the
brother of the guy who was murdered. Most people won't
remember the victim's name. They don't remember the murderer's name,
and I know his brother, and we discussed that case
on frequent occasion. What was the name of the mother
who drowned her children. What was displayed in Sharpstown Mall
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and went off every hour? You remember the six flags
over Texas Club. I'm not going to give you the
answer to the others. He didn't give them, but I'm
just telling you. Who is Larry Derker? That's a good one.
What did doctor Michael DeBakey do? Who was Alvin Van Black?
Who was ken Hoffman? An ass? I don't like ken Hoffman?
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Who was Stevens in Prutt? What was the name of
Houston's hockey team? And what was the last name of
the family whose father and his two sons played on
the team. That's a good one. Name two movies filmed
in Houston. What do you think of my list? I
asked a goodly If you came up with those off
the top of your head, that's a good list. Solid,
very solid. There wasn't an Oilers reference in there, as
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let's say they wasn't an Astros, but there was Larry Derker. David,
you're on the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead, good morning, Michael. Hey.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
About thirty plus years ago, I was on a grand
Jerry here in Harrison County and the District Attorney, John
Holmes came in and I remember he had a mustache
you could hang your hat on.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It just seemed like he had a guess he had.
Johnny Holmes had a great mustache. Chuck Rosenthal, who succeeded him,
had a good mustache. But Johnny Holmes, and I think
Chuck Rosenthal would say the same thing. Johnny Holmes had
a legendary You know, all the great law men back
in those days had that kind of mustache. It just
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it was supposed you were supposed to have a mustache
like that. Robert, you're on the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead,
how about an honorable mention from next door in Louisiana,
Justin Wilson. You're gonna get me doing my Justin Wilson personation.
Don't make me do that. Yes, it was a It
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was a wonder none of those hairs fell into food
when he leaned down that way. That's a very good reference.
That's a good that's a good stash, and that's a
very good reference that Justin Wilson is not in my hierarchy.
He's not up there with Jerry Klower, but he's in
the he's in the conversation. I love Justin Wilson. Let's
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go to Chris, You're on the Michael Berry Show, Sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Michaelberry, I'm going my own vestibus. I'm fixing cutting me
some Fris Brockley to Kimi, Chris, Garlic and Onion.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I got it all out of my garden.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I got cards going in my garden.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
I picked corbocks a.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Great beans out of my burden. I just everybody at work.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I'm seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Years old and I'm still working.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
All these kids up there, they all sitting on the
phone while I'm working.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You still live, Mac, I'm listening. I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh yeah, And you won't believe what I got from
Don the Trump my son.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
His brother worked for Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
He's a mock uped. He told him and by me
what a big support I am.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
And he sent me a certificate of thanks for being
a big supporter.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
He sent me a big flag on.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The s in my name and my name on it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Oh my first present?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
How nice is that? Did you met on the wall?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Yes, sir, I took it to work and short for
everybody and that couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
God, that's the best best present I have the gout Michael, Oh,
how nice is that is?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
It?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Did you get it framed.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Yeah, he told me.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
He sent it to me on the frame.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Oh it was already framed. Oh that's really nice.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yes, it was.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Already framed when she sent a picture on it and
he's signature. Oh my goodness, how nice is that good?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
And then a friend of mine networked on his phone.
He put Chris Hoggen Happy birthday, and it was on Facebook.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
How good cannot get you know what?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I would put that up there in the pretty darn
good category, Chris, I really will? I really.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I was so happy.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
It was my first of prison.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
And my daughter gave it to me, just sent it
to her house, and I took video on me.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I was shot, Michael.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
But anyway, that's how we go.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
All all my fresh vegetables.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
I grow my own potatoes, I grow all kind of
fish vestibles.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
And people don't know really how to eat healthy today.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
That's why kids are so harper today.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Ask you.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
So many kids they happer because they're only healthy because
all they eat is sugar.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yes, yes, sir, anyway, I'm not I.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Let you know, Michael, you made my day. We can't
join us. It'll be like old times.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Michael Berry.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
You know one of the Michael Bonneys. They sent me
an email said, hey, you forgot your buddy in a
Houston legend, which astro Ramon had the best beer? Best
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scrap Iron? Yep? Bill Garner, Bill Garner, this montrele Bona.
I think it was Joe Montrabono who sent it to me.
He said that scrap Iron is a cousin of Johnny Caraba.
Did you know that? I didn't either. I'm doing some
digging on this. I was not aware of that. That
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is Uh, that's interesting.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Let's go to Homer. Homer, you're on Michael Berry Show.
Go ahead, sir, Hello Homer. We don't have Homer. Let's
try coach Nate Harry Michael, Hello, Coach Nate. Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Hey, I just heard you talking about people down at
this attorney's office, and I've always wanted to ask you,
and just finally stepped in the truck.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Heard you talking about.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Johnny Holmes and people with mustache and maybe that's what
you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
This might be a little bit off topic, but did
you ever know Irwin Ernst?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I don't think so. But every time I say I
didn't know that I don't know someone, I find out
from him that they email in and go, hey, I'm
the guy that was doing this. I used to make
it my business to meet a lot of people in
this town for quite some time, and I got pretty
good at it. But I don't always remember. Can you
give me the context? What does that person do?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
He was one of the assistant district attorneys downtown when
Vance or somebody like that was the district attorney.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
I knew.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I knew Carol Vance very well.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yes, well, I was talking. I was talking to Shelley
Hancock that day on the pall. Shelley and I have
been friends a long time, and according to everybody, Mark
Ernst and I were best friends at high school. That
was as son and he ended up being assigned up
toward Huntsville. Is some kind of circuit court thing or
something like that mister Ernst did. But I just say
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that Cordon, to Shelley and everybody that worked down now,
that mister Ernst was some kind of will find attorney.
And I know he's a great man because I was
around him a lot. Yeah, one of the big greatest
characters I've ever met. The been around anybody like him
since then.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
I just didn't know if you knew.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
It no, you know, I don't know the current district attorney,
Shawn Tier. He's friends with some people that I know
pretty well. And and look, uh it makes peepl mad
when I say I hope he does a great job.
I want him to do a good job, because if
he does a good job, as I would judge a
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good job, that means our community is safer. And I
think that's what we all want. And I'm going to
pray for the best. You know, those those the district
attorney may Maybe I was younger and more idealistic back
then and more easily impressed, but when I came to
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Houston in eighty nine, you know, we were on it
was already changing a lot. But I liked those kind
of legendary law men, kind of sheriffs and district attorneys
that you know, had You didn't know if they were
the US Marshall or the Texas Ranger or the sheriff
or the district attorney. They wore the hat and they
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all spoke with the same draw and they were law
and order and you know, puppies and innocent children. And
obviously that has changed across the country, and you ended
up with people that had different agendas, and we've seen
the result of that. Criminals today do not fear prosecution.
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They do not fear apprehension or prosecution. And you see it.
You see it in every aspect of our lives. And
our life is not as good because of the lack
of security that was provided. And now I'll get one
hundred emails. I'm secure, I got a gun on meat
all times. Okay, Well is your wife security? Yeah, she's packing. Okay,
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well so was Deputy Vargas. You get a bad guy
out there, they can kill even an armed, trained officer.
The point is you put bad guys away. That's what
law enforcement is for. You can still be armed, you
can still be the toughest guy in the whole wide world.
But the point is those kinds of people that were
very law in order, you see less of that in
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the leadership now. I think Kelly Siegler would have been
that kind of district attorney. I think that she would
have been as tough on Chrinsch. She loved to put
bad guys away, and I think she would have been
a hell of a district attorney. And I supported her.
She didn't win, but I supported her. I think she
would have been good for our community. That's obviously some
number of some number of years ago. Let's go to
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Donald Donald. You're on Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Go ahead, sir, Yes, sir, longtime listener. Yeah, doctor red Duke.
I don't know if he might remembers him, but he's
got to have a big old mustache.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh yeah, I mentioned him earlier, but yes, absolutely, he
was a friend of mine and I was a great man.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I'm sucking that in six ten traffic and I've been
listening to you.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I listened to you a lot and long time listener, right.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I know it's not Donald Trump, it's another Donald.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Where are you on six' ten right?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Now i'm fixing and turn on fifty nine going south
and there's two, accidents one right after.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Another are you northbound or southbound right?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Now i'm on Sixten. Loop i'm eastbound fixing and turned
southbound onto fifty.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Nine you can't be on six ten if you are
about to turn onto fixth came.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
FROM i came From Harty Toll.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Road, Oh i'm, sorry you're on the northeast. Side i'm.
SORRY i had you over at the. Gallery, yeah, yeah,
there you know where you? Are, Okay, yeah, Fine, Yeah
so you're going to turn onto fifty nine, north.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
You, know fifty nine going south going into, downtown and
then where are you?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
GOING I am going to.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
South south southeast side of the sixteen loop to do
what picking up some parts FROM i worked FOR Fdl.
Hydraulics i'm going to pick up some parts working on a.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Pump and what do you do for the hydraulics. Company
i'm a hydraulic.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
TECH i build hydraulic pomps and motors and final.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Drives how did you get into? That, WELL i kind
of fell into.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
IT i worked on the drilling rig for about about fourteen,
years working with hydraulics and stuff like, that AND i
was looking for another. Job got tired of the little,
field getting a little bit older and getting a little
bit rougher on my, body SO i changed, professions and
SINCE i knew to work on a little bit on,
HYDRAULICS i jumped into fixing and repairing.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Them did you learn this technical skill in the service
or Where, no, SIR i.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Worked i've learned it working in the oil.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Field so you went in with no real experience and
learned it on the.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Job, No I'm i'm one of those one of those
guys that call you can stay called a jack of all.
Trades my dad was a car trim, Carpenter my grandfather
was a, framer AND i just fell into, it a
little bit of mechanics here and, there got into the
oil field AFTER i worked in the club business from
eighteen years and then learned it from. There and just
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LIKE i, SAID i got down to.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
The oil, field got a little bit, older And Michael, barrus.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
That's HOW i found my first ten.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Wives so.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Let's start With pat that one, three one, thousand go,
ahead see.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Heart, Hey, michael did you Mention Sam elliott on the?
MUSTACHE i?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Did is that who who you would have? Submitted?
Speaker 7 (24:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Huh i'm a little aggravated with him right, now IF
i can be honest with, You.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Pat what did he?
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Do?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Oh he Trashed, trump he Trashed trump, supporters he said,
president he's he's a whacked Out hollywood.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Type that's.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Horrible oh, yeah he plays he plays mister you, know
rural Country texas type guy and and plays that. Role
but it's a. Role it's not who he. Is if
you ever see him speak and the first, person it'll
ruin his acting for.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
You it may be better that you don't make just in.
COMMERCIALS i think our acting is What i've heard.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Of, yes what are you doing? Today?
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Pat i'm going to the.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Dentist oh my, goodness do you have a problem or
just just a teeth, cleaning.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Just teeth.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Cleaning i'm going to see Doctor Guy lewis next. Week
he's uh ventist state Of. Stars, YEAH i need a deep.
Clean he's a Cosmetic.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Gennis but he's going to do a.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Deep clean For.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah do you flost? Regularly?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
PAT i am dishonoring my late great mother by not
taking care of my teeth the way she taught me.
To we didn't have two nicholas to rub together as.
Kids but one thing she was going to. Make two
things she was going to make sure of her. Children
we were going to learn to swim so we didn't.
DROWN i had a cousin who. Drowned we were going
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to learn to. Swim from the earliest, age we were
at THE ymca taking swim. Lessons i've spent a lot
of time in swim lessons to make sure that we
could swim and not be afraid of the. Water in
number two was we went to the dentist every six,
months whether you liked it or or, not you went
to the. Dentist that was a big thing to.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Her, oh we couldn't afford. THAT i don't. THINK i
started brushing my teeth SO i was in the first,
grade and we never. Flost, oh, yes, well you.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Know i'm like most people WHEN i first go and
my teeth are painful because it's taken me too long
to get, there and you, know and now they're all
white and shining and clean and. Sore then for the
first couple of, days with a lot of vim and,
Vigor i'll floss and make a big show of, it
but THEN i fall back into not doing. It is
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the True my grandmother, Especially, oh, no it's. Right my,
grandmother WHO i Called, nanny my mother's. Mother her teeth were,
rotten and she had dentures and they were, cheap ill fitting,
denters and she hated. Them and so that was always my,
fear and it was my mother's. Fear my mother was
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A it was, very very into brushing and. FLOSSING i
don't know why it, was but but good dental health
was a big issue in my. Childhood clean underwear and
good dental health was a big issue in my.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Childhood, WELL i had so many cavities that that's a
lot Of some dentists have told me it's because of
the well water that we didn't have flood bad could
Be i've heard.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
That i've heard that what you, know when you drink
water out of the. TAP i Got Abacus plumbing to
install one of the water filters at our, house and
then the result of that was these things aren't, cheap
so everybody has to Drink we're not buying water. Anymore
everybody has to drink more, water and you have to
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drink it out of the, tap and it tastes good
for the first. Time it tastes good because our water
it wasn't. Hard BUT i, mean you can you can
taste the minerals in that. Water And I've i've visited
friends of mine that are out on on, wells out
rural in different parts Of texas where you get that
rotten egg smell.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Out of the.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Water that's, horrible. Yol you don't even want to. SHOWER
i don't feel clean after you come out of.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
That but you get used to, it you.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Do you, Do, yeah you absolutely. Do so you're did
you say you're just going in for a, cleaning or
you got something.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Wrong i'm going for a, cleaning.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Okay and when they ask you if you, floss what
are you going to?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Say?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yes? Do do? You? YES i?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Do how old are?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
You i'm almost seventy.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Three seventy? Three are you? Married? M? M?
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Divorce how? Long? Oh my, GOSH i think over forty?
Years oh my.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Goodness do you? Date not?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Lately?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
See you'd be a prize in my IF i ever
get around to doing my dating program where our listeners
show up and we do a night of, dating you
would Be you would be very well regarded because you
have a great. Personality can you?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Cook?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Oh, Yes ramona AND i just agreed affair that we
would marry you if we weren't married. Already how good a?
Cooking are you really?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Good or just?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Enough?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:32):
ENOUGH i Mean i'm check SO i can do all.
That BUT i like to. Cook BUT i have a
nephew who's he graduated FROM cia In San antonio and
he's now a, chef a young starter chef working In.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Austin did he learn from?
Speaker 6 (29:50):
You?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Oh, well he's always his, mother who's a good, cook
and he's always liked to cook and that was his
drinking and so he went to school and learned it
and you, know got his degree and now he's working
At Barley swine there In. Austin good for.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Him do you? Bake. Yes so we had a conversation
after the morning show. Yesterday if you had to for
the rest of your life give up either fried foods
or baked, foods and you had to give up one
or the, other which one did you give?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Up?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Romont, huh you don't. Remember, well it made us think
because if you give up fried, foods obviously that means
you'll never have fried, chicken you'll never have fried, pies
you never have, bacon there's all these things you won't have.
Anymore versus if you give up baked, foods you'd never
(30:49):
be able to have cake and all the things that
go with. THAT i had a guy Named Jeep christian
drop off to me. YESTERDAY i might share one with.
You he's got a buddy that's got a ranch SOMEWHERE
i can't remember, where but he has Mixed he heard
me talking About Wag. You he's Mixed angus And Wag,
you and he swears this is going to be the
best steak you have ever, had AND i cannot. WEAR
(31:11):
i think we're going to make him this. WEEKEND i
will report. Back but he's this, guy whoever his buddy,
is has apparently got a prized breeding business of these
of the angus and, wagu and he swears that it
is that it's going to change your. Life we shall,
see if you're on, hold hold with me for just a.
(31:32):
Second i'll get you just a. Minute tell, us thank,
you and good.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Night
It's that time, time time, time lucking load.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
The Michael Very Show is on the air live Robert
Television Sunday in Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Haven't everybody no you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'm gonna listen to Let's go way about a man
named shad or out near, barely kept, the stamish ship.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Just a good old boyd never a meaning, no home.
It's all you never.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Saw them in trouble.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Were the long sense of y.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
They was born welcome by your dreams.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Were your ticket wellinghom.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
I say this calls for action, and now in the bus.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I'm meaning on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati w k
R Y the England Pillow plays songs I made parade, Yes,
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why gosh we're hot and made.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
How you're doing this here is shirty q lickor look
at Michael Bert. I went on that Twitter last night
and look at all them damn twigs on the y
and seeing some pictures of your honey.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Something have got to be dead about this.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Thousands of people have wrote into you telling you to
shave that raggedy, ugly, ignorant beard and mustache off your face.
You homeless looking grizzly Adams nasty can't pay enough cover
charge to get up in here looking food.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I'd be so glad.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
So many people have wrote you let us and told
you how toe up and riggedy you look. At least
now you will have a in a bittedokah of sympathey
for the people that you enjoy cussing out so much.
That is the obese calorie charge. Community ladies of plus
(02:49):
sizes of men's with beer bellies, people whose teeth is
not on right, people who heard happen to be dead,
wrong or is miss at this time, see Michael Barrett.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
These people can't even help. They look ignorant.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
But you you are extra guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty as charged.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Hell, I forgot what I came up on here to
talk about. Girl, you took your medication. My friend Aggie
Plummer sent me a message. It said you didn't mention
the mustache of Agatha Christie's character Eric Coole Woirot, as
(03:36):
seen here on television. I think PBS did a serious honor.
Poirou is a great character, a comically serious, bumbling kind
of private detector, highly detective, highly sophisticated. The best portrayal
(03:58):
I've seen everything they've ever done on tea, and there's
been I don't know, probably ten different versions of it.
The best portrayal I ever saw was live at the
Alley Theater years ago there. I haven't been to the
Alley Theater in a while, but they used to have
the most talented cast and they had a woman named
(04:18):
Betty Fitzgerald or Betty Fitzpatrick, I forget her last name.
She was so incredibly talented. And they had another guy
there and so I think he later ended up running
the Alley Theater or running the Creator Size and it
is James Black, and he played Quiro and he became
(04:41):
their cool Poirot, and he was so incredibly good. Have
you ever been to the Alley. It's a great theater.
Used to put on some fantastic Agatha Christie. They would
do what was it called Cool Coffee something like that.
They would have this series they would do every year
that I used to go every year. When you have kids,
(05:03):
you don't do things like that's what you do when
you're single. Then you have kids, and I guess until
your kids are gone, you just you you go sit
in the cold, hard, terrible for your black for your back.
Bleachers of stadiums watching sports.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
That's you.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
There's like years you're you're coming up on that. You're
coming up on that very soon. Mister roubles Joe, you're
on the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead, sir. Hey, good morning,
Michael and hermon of course. Hey, how are y'all doing today? Fantastic?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Hey, I was just thinking, when you're talking about the mustaches,
I was thinking of.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Taking off Tom Selly could put Hulk Hogan on.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
With that.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I had got on what a good mustache Hulk Hogan has.
That's a good call, very good call. I will accept
that as a friendly amendment, as as the parliamentarian enforcing
Roberts Rules of Orders as a chair, I will accept that. David,
you're only Michael Berry Show. Go ahead, sir, Yes, sir.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I'm excited about RFK getting there and making America healthy again.
My brother in law told me, it said, if you're
want to be a healthy, shop around the outside of
the grocery store. True, like all these guys having our
food and everything else. Like the outside the grocery thing
by the words dairy is your produce, your meats, everything
is preservative. It's in the center of the grocery store.
I think that's the causing everybody cancer these days. So
I'm so happy that we can hopefully get on track
(06:28):
with our health and not everybody having cancer all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I agree, I agree with you, David. I you know,
I don't want the government telling us what to eat,
what we can eat, what we can't. I don't think
the government should stop people from smoking, drinking, or any
other behavior that they want to engage in if it
doesn't hurt the person next door.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That is called freedom, including the freedom to make bad decisions.
But what I don't like is how many people in
this country have decided to make a buck off of
poisonous things that are not disclosed. How many of them
have the government protecting them. You look at how we
(07:12):
switched over. You look at the history of the cola
industry to begin to begin with. Now, look, I can
talk about this for a long time and make a
lot of people angry. When I was growing up, drinking
a coke was something. It was like a dessert, right
you you we didn't. My mom would wait till the
(07:38):
one leader of coke was on sale, and it was
a treat if she came home from from the grocery store.
We're putting up the groceries. My brother and I would
be giddy that, you know, we got coke. There's a
gallont I mean, is a leader of.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
One one gallon? It was a leader, okay, And and
that was this. You don't see that anymore then the
the Sam's generation, pre costco it was the two leader.
And I mean, you see the fattening of America from
all this, and back in those days you didn't. You
(08:14):
had to drink it before it went flat. Although it
was kind of fun to drink with slat, but then
it became something everybody drank all the time, and then
they ruined it.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I dropped, and then I talked, I recommend it.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
And so an email said Kurt Russell had good mustaches
in his westerns, and he did, he did. I got
to think those were fake, because those were pretty good.
What are you shaking your head? You don't know that
Hollywood can do that stuff?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yes, yes, I had several people's email in to the
effect of, hey, instead of talking about great mustaches, why
don't you talk about the best beards, most famous beards.
I do not want to talk about beards. I don't
need to think about Michelle Obama or Tim Waltz's wife
(09:09):
or Bill Clinton right now. No, that's we're not having
that discussion today. Catfish Hunter Shnon Fuselier sent in Catfish
Hunter Czar. With your discussion of doctor Red Duke, it
got me thinking of all these new hires we see
on local newscasts, TV and radio. Perhaps we need to
see how well they know Houston. With a pop quiz
(09:31):
on Houston, Let's see how you do ramon such as
who was Marvin Zendler? Who is Cadet Don? I'll tell
you when I came to Houston, I know who Cadet
Don was. I know who Cadet What Don was till
a couple of years ago.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
True story?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Where was the spaghetti bowl? This is good? What did
Elmer Wayne Henley do?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I know?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I know.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Well, I don't want to give the person away. There
was a famous murder in Houston, and I know the
brother of the guy who was murdered. Most people won't
remember the victim's name. They don't remember the murderer's name,
and I know his brother, and we discussed that case
on frequent occasion. What was the name of the mother
who drowned her children. What was displayed in Sharpstown Mall
(10:22):
and went off every hour? You remember the six flags
over Texas Club. I'm not going to give you the
answer to the others. He didn't give them, but I'm
just telling you. Who is Larry Derker? That's a good one.
What did doctor Michael DeBakey do? Who was Alvin Van Black?
Who was ken Hoffman? An ass? I don't like ken Hoffman?
(10:43):
Who was Stevens in Prutt? What was the name of
Houston's hockey team? And what was the last name of
the family whose father and his two sons played on
the team. That's a good one. Name two movies filmed
in Houston. What do you think of my list? I
asked a goodly If you came up with those off
the top of your head, that's a good list. Solid,
very solid. There wasn't an Oilers reference in there, as
(11:07):
let's say they wasn't an Astros, but there was Larry Derker. David,
you're on the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead, good morning, Michael. Hey.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
About thirty plus years ago, I was on a grand
Jerry here in Harrison County and the District Attorney, John
Holmes came in and I remember he had a mustache
you could hang your hat on.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It just seemed like he had a guess he had.
Johnny Holmes had a great mustache. Chuck Rosenthal, who succeeded him,
had a good mustache. But Johnny Holmes, and I think
Chuck Rosenthal would say the same thing. Johnny Holmes had
a legendary You know, all the great law men back
in those days had that kind of mustache. It just
(11:50):
it was supposed you were supposed to have a mustache
like that. Robert, you're on the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead,
how about an honorable mention from next door in Louisiana,
Justin Wilson. You're gonna get me doing my Justin Wilson personation.
Don't make me do that. Yes, it was a It
(12:12):
was a wonder none of those hairs fell into food
when he leaned down that way. That's a very good reference.
That's a good that's a good stash, and that's a
very good reference that Justin Wilson is not in my hierarchy.
He's not up there with Jerry Klower, but he's in
the he's in the conversation. I love Justin Wilson. Let's
(12:35):
go to Chris, You're on the Michael Berry Show, Sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Michaelberry, I'm going my own vestibus. I'm fixing cutting me
some Fris Brockley to Kimi, Chris, Garlic and Onion.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I got it all out of my garden.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I got cards going in my garden.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
I picked corbocks a.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Great beans out of my burden. I just everybody at work.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I'm seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Years old and I'm still working.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
All these kids up there, they all sitting on the
phone while I'm working.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You still live, Mac, I'm listening. I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh yeah, And you won't believe what I got from
Don the Trump my son.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
His brother worked for Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
He's a mock uped. He told him and by me
what a big support I am.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
And he sent me a certificate of thanks for being
a big supporter.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
He sent me a big flag on.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The s in my name and my name on it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Oh my first present?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
How nice is that? Did you met on the wall?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Yes, sir, I took it to work and short for
everybody and that couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
God, that's the best best present I have the gout Michael, Oh,
how nice is that is?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
It?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Did you get it framed.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Yeah, he told me.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
He sent it to me on the frame.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Oh it was already framed. Oh that's really nice.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yes, it was.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Already framed when she sent a picture on it and
he's signature. Oh my goodness, how nice is that good?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
And then a friend of mine networked on his phone.
He put Chris Hoggen Happy birthday, and it was on Facebook.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
How good cannot get you know what?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I would put that up there in the pretty darn
good category, Chris, I really will? I really.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I was so happy.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
It was my first of prison.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
And my daughter gave it to me, just sent it
to her house, and I took video on me.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I was shot, Michael.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
But anyway, that's how we go.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
All all my fresh vegetables.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
I grow my own potatoes, I grow all kind of
fish vestibles.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
And people don't know really how to eat healthy today.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
That's why kids are so harper today.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Ask you.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
So many kids they happer because they're only healthy because
all they eat is sugar.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yes, yes, sir, anyway, I'm not I.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Let you know, Michael, you made my day. We can't
join us. It'll be like old times.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Michael Berry.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
You know one of the Michael Bonneys. They sent me
an email said, hey, you forgot your buddy in a
Houston legend, which astro Ramon had the best beer? Best
(16:09):
scrap Iron? Yep? Bill Garner, Bill Garner, this montrele Bona.
I think it was Joe Montrabono who sent it to me.
He said that scrap Iron is a cousin of Johnny Caraba.
Did you know that? I didn't either. I'm doing some
digging on this. I was not aware of that. That
(16:29):
is Uh, that's interesting.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Let's go to Homer. Homer, you're on Michael Berry Show.
Go ahead, sir, Hello Homer. We don't have Homer. Let's
try coach Nate Harry Michael, Hello, Coach Nate. Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Hey, I just heard you talking about people down at
this attorney's office, and I've always wanted to ask you,
and just finally stepped in the truck.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Heard you talking about.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Johnny Holmes and people with mustache and maybe that's what
you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
This might be a little bit off topic, but did
you ever know Irwin Ernst?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I don't think so. But every time I say I
didn't know that I don't know someone, I find out
from him that they email in and go, hey, I'm
the guy that was doing this. I used to make
it my business to meet a lot of people in
this town for quite some time, and I got pretty
good at it. But I don't always remember. Can you
give me the context? What does that person do?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
He was one of the assistant district attorneys downtown when
Vance or somebody like that was the district attorney.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
I knew.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I knew Carol Vance very well.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yes, well, I was talking. I was talking to Shelley
Hancock that day on the pall. Shelley and I have
been friends a long time, and according to everybody, Mark
Ernst and I were best friends at high school. That
was as son and he ended up being assigned up
toward Huntsville. Is some kind of circuit court thing or
something like that mister Ernst did. But I just say
(18:09):
that Cordon, to Shelley and everybody that worked down now,
that mister Ernst was some kind of will find attorney.
And I know he's a great man because I was
around him a lot. Yeah, one of the big greatest
characters I've ever met. The been around anybody like him
since then.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
I just didn't know if you knew.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
It no, you know, I don't know the current district attorney,
Shawn Tier. He's friends with some people that I know
pretty well. And and look, uh it makes peepl mad
when I say I hope he does a great job.
I want him to do a good job, because if
he does a good job, as I would judge a
(18:45):
good job, that means our community is safer. And I
think that's what we all want. And I'm going to
pray for the best. You know, those those the district
attorney may Maybe I was younger and more idealistic back
then and more easily impressed, but when I came to
(19:07):
Houston in eighty nine, you know, we were on it
was already changing a lot. But I liked those kind
of legendary law men, kind of sheriffs and district attorneys
that you know, had You didn't know if they were
the US Marshall or the Texas Ranger or the sheriff
or the district attorney. They wore the hat and they
(19:28):
all spoke with the same draw and they were law
and order and you know, puppies and innocent children. And
obviously that has changed across the country, and you ended
up with people that had different agendas, and we've seen
the result of that. Criminals today do not fear prosecution.
(19:52):
They do not fear apprehension or prosecution. And you see it.
You see it in every aspect of our lives. And
our life is not as good because of the lack
of security that was provided. And now I'll get one
hundred emails. I'm secure, I got a gun on meat
all times. Okay, Well is your wife security? Yeah, she's packing. Okay,
(20:16):
well so was Deputy Vargas. You get a bad guy
out there, they can kill even an armed, trained officer.
The point is you put bad guys away. That's what
law enforcement is for. You can still be armed, you
can still be the toughest guy in the whole wide world.
But the point is those kinds of people that were
very law in order, you see less of that in
(20:37):
the leadership now. I think Kelly Siegler would have been
that kind of district attorney. I think that she would
have been as tough on Chrinsch. She loved to put
bad guys away, and I think she would have been
a hell of a district attorney. And I supported her.
She didn't win, but I supported her. I think she
would have been good for our community. That's obviously some
number of some number of years ago. Let's go to
(20:58):
Donald Donald. You're on Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Go ahead, sir, Yes, sir, longtime listener. Yeah, doctor red Duke.
I don't know if he might remembers him, but he's
got to have a big old mustache.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh yeah, I mentioned him earlier, but yes, absolutely, he
was a friend of mine and I was a great man.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I'm sucking that in six ten traffic and I've been
listening to you.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I listened to you a lot and long time listener, right.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I know it's not Donald Trump, it's another Donald.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Where are you on six' ten right?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Now i'm fixing and turn on fifty nine going south
and there's two, accidents one right after.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Another are you northbound or southbound right?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Now i'm on Sixten. Loop i'm eastbound fixing and turned
southbound onto fifty.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Nine you can't be on six ten if you are
about to turn onto fixth came.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
FROM i came From Harty Toll.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Road, Oh i'm, sorry you're on the northeast. Side i'm.
SORRY i had you over at the. Gallery, yeah, yeah,
there you know where you? Are, Okay, yeah, Fine, Yeah
so you're going to turn onto fifty nine, north.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
You, know fifty nine going south going into, downtown and
then where are you?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
GOING I am going to.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
South south southeast side of the sixteen loop to do
what picking up some parts FROM i worked FOR Fdl.
Hydraulics i'm going to pick up some parts working on a.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Pump and what do you do for the hydraulics. Company
i'm a hydraulic.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
TECH i build hydraulic pomps and motors and final.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Drives how did you get into? That, WELL i kind
of fell into.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
IT i worked on the drilling rig for about about fourteen,
years working with hydraulics and stuff like, that AND i
was looking for another. Job got tired of the little,
field getting a little bit older and getting a little
bit rougher on my, body SO i changed, professions and
SINCE i knew to work on a little bit on,
HYDRAULICS i jumped into fixing and repairing.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Them did you learn this technical skill in the service
or Where, no, SIR i.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Worked i've learned it working in the oil.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Field so you went in with no real experience and
learned it on the.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Job, No I'm i'm one of those one of those
guys that call you can stay called a jack of all.
Trades my dad was a car trim, Carpenter my grandfather
was a, framer AND i just fell into, it a
little bit of mechanics here and, there got into the
oil field AFTER i worked in the club business from
eighteen years and then learned it from. There and just
(23:41):
LIKE i, SAID i got down to.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
The oil, field got a little bit, older And Michael, barrus.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
That's HOW i found my first ten.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Wives so.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Let's start With pat that one, three one, thousand go,
ahead see.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Heart, Hey, michael did you Mention Sam elliott on the?
MUSTACHE i?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Did is that who who you would have? Submitted?
Speaker 7 (24:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Huh i'm a little aggravated with him right, now IF
i can be honest with, You.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Pat what did he?
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Do?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Oh he Trashed, trump he Trashed trump, supporters he said,
president he's he's a whacked Out hollywood.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Type that's.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Horrible oh, yeah he plays he plays mister you, know
rural Country texas type guy and and plays that. Role
but it's a. Role it's not who he. Is if
you ever see him speak and the first, person it'll
ruin his acting for.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
You it may be better that you don't make just in.
COMMERCIALS i think our acting is What i've heard.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Of, yes what are you doing? Today?
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Pat i'm going to the.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Dentist oh my, goodness do you have a problem or
just just a teeth, cleaning.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Just teeth.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Cleaning i'm going to see Doctor Guy lewis next. Week
he's uh ventist state Of. Stars, YEAH i need a deep.
Clean he's a Cosmetic.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Gennis but he's going to do a.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Deep clean For.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah do you flost? Regularly?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
PAT i am dishonoring my late great mother by not
taking care of my teeth the way she taught me.
To we didn't have two nicholas to rub together as.
Kids but one thing she was going to. Make two
things she was going to make sure of her. Children
we were going to learn to swim so we didn't.
DROWN i had a cousin who. Drowned we were going
(25:43):
to learn to. Swim from the earliest, age we were
at THE ymca taking swim. Lessons i've spent a lot
of time in swim lessons to make sure that we
could swim and not be afraid of the. Water in
number two was we went to the dentist every six,
months whether you liked it or or, not you went
to the. Dentist that was a big thing to.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Her, oh we couldn't afford. THAT i don't. THINK i
started brushing my teeth SO i was in the first,
grade and we never. Flost, oh, yes, well you.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Know i'm like most people WHEN i first go and
my teeth are painful because it's taken me too long
to get, there and you, know and now they're all
white and shining and clean and. Sore then for the
first couple of, days with a lot of vim and,
Vigor i'll floss and make a big show of, it
but THEN i fall back into not doing. It is
(26:35):
the True my grandmother, Especially, oh, no it's. Right my,
grandmother WHO i Called, nanny my mother's. Mother her teeth were,
rotten and she had dentures and they were, cheap ill fitting,
denters and she hated. Them and so that was always my,
fear and it was my mother's. Fear my mother was
(26:58):
A it was, very very into brushing and. FLOSSING i
don't know why it, was but but good dental health
was a big issue in my. Childhood clean underwear and
good dental health was a big issue in my.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Childhood, WELL i had so many cavities that that's a
lot Of some dentists have told me it's because of
the well water that we didn't have flood bad could
Be i've heard.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
That i've heard that what you, know when you drink
water out of the. TAP i Got Abacus plumbing to
install one of the water filters at our, house and
then the result of that was these things aren't, cheap
so everybody has to Drink we're not buying water. Anymore
everybody has to drink more, water and you have to
(27:47):
drink it out of the, tap and it tastes good
for the first. Time it tastes good because our water
it wasn't. Hard BUT i, mean you can you can
taste the minerals in that. Water And I've i've visited
friends of mine that are out on on, wells out
rural in different parts Of texas where you get that
rotten egg smell.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Out of the.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Water that's, horrible. Yol you don't even want to. SHOWER
i don't feel clean after you come out of.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
That but you get used to, it you.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Do you, Do, yeah you absolutely. Do so you're did
you say you're just going in for a, cleaning or
you got something.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Wrong i'm going for a, cleaning.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Okay and when they ask you if you, floss what
are you going to?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Say?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yes? Do do? You? YES i?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Do how old are?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
You i'm almost seventy.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Three seventy? Three are you? Married? M? M?
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Divorce how? Long? Oh my, GOSH i think over forty?
Years oh my.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Goodness do you? Date not?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Lately?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
See you'd be a prize in my IF i ever
get around to doing my dating program where our listeners
show up and we do a night of, dating you
would Be you would be very well regarded because you
have a great. Personality can you?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Cook?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Oh, Yes ramona AND i just agreed affair that we
would marry you if we weren't married. Already how good a?
Cooking are you really?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Good or just?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Enough?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:32):
ENOUGH i Mean i'm check SO i can do all.
That BUT i like to. Cook BUT i have a
nephew who's he graduated FROM cia In San antonio and
he's now a, chef a young starter chef working In.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Austin did he learn from?
Speaker 6 (29:50):
You?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Oh, well he's always his, mother who's a good, cook
and he's always liked to cook and that was his
drinking and so he went to school and learned it
and you, know got his degree and now he's working
At Barley swine there In. Austin good for.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Him do you? Bake. Yes so we had a conversation
after the morning show. Yesterday if you had to for
the rest of your life give up either fried foods
or baked, foods and you had to give up one
or the, other which one did you give?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Up?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Romont, huh you don't. Remember, well it made us think
because if you give up fried, foods obviously that means
you'll never have fried, chicken you'll never have fried, pies
you never have, bacon there's all these things you won't have.
Anymore versus if you give up baked, foods you'd never
(30:49):
be able to have cake and all the things that
go with. THAT i had a guy Named Jeep christian
drop off to me. YESTERDAY i might share one with.
You he's got a buddy that's got a ranch SOMEWHERE
i can't remember, where but he has Mixed he heard
me talking About Wag. You he's Mixed angus And Wag,
you and he swears this is going to be the
best steak you have ever, had AND i cannot. WEAR
(31:11):
i think we're going to make him this. WEEKEND i
will report. Back but he's this, guy whoever his buddy,
is has apparently got a prized breeding business of these
of the angus and, wagu and he swears that it
is that it's going to change your. Life we shall,
see if you're on, hold hold with me for just a.
(31:32):
Second i'll get you just a. Minute tell, us thank,
you and good.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Night
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