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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael Very Show is on the air. This town needs
an edema. The following feature has been rated R. It
is intended for mature audiences. Have you been with a
girl's host? That's it? Or get in the last deep
(00:25):
I can put my whole fist in my mouth, or
see you know.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
What you're looking to me?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
But you have good dag and your cheap shoes you
look at Come.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hold, don't put that only brech you, Bobby, don't.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Put that on up heart in your general direction. We
got in Moon, I got that's famous stuff. Oh, celebrities
use that. Radio announcers and everything.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I see that bars just like a tattoo, gets under
your skin.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Got being Moon, and I got.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
What we're dealing with here is a lot of respect
for the laws.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I saw the most beautiful post on Facebook, and for
whatever reason, it appealed to me. And I say, for
whatever reason, not that it shouldn't, but it's so easy
when you're scrolling, things just kind of run together. You know,
when people want to tell you that they were an
eventless Uh, it was a real honor to be at.
What they're really saying is I was at or. You know, hey,
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if you really care about me, I know most people won't.
But if we're real friends, you care and you love
Jesus in America and everything good, then then you will
cut and post this and forward it and everything. But
most people won't. So yeah, all that sort of stuff
just jumbles together. So when one cuts through, you wonder why.
(01:59):
And oh, the sweetest post this woman said when dad
asked you if you want lunch, you have lunch and yes,
he picked it up and this is what we had
and this is where we were and it's just a
nice little picture. And I was gonna have her on
before I realized this. But I called my brother's best friend,
longtime law enforcement in Jefferson County, and he said, that's
Bobby Rector's girl, and I said the cop and he
(02:21):
said yeah. And Bobby Rector was my brother's friend. So
it turns out small world that we know each other.
I've been looking at your page. You do post a
lot about food.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I do.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Girl got to eat?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You know, does a public information officer of Beaumont Police
Department does that pay?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Well?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I mean I do all right for myself.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
What does that mean? Do you work extra jobs.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I don't work a lot of extra jobs because I
work Monday through Friday and an office, and my weekends
are kind of sacred. I have a daughter, and you know,
I try to spend time with her, but also being
the now supervisor of the Community Relations Unit and a
public information officer, I'm on call for the department a lot,
so you know, the overtime makes up for the extra
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jobs that I don't work.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Sure, how old is your daughter?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
She will be sixteen in November.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And if she wants to be popo, absolutely not. No,
you gonna say absolutely.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
That's what my dad said to me whenever I approached
him about it, and you see where that turned out.
So we'll see.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Right, Yeah that if you want to ensure that she
becomes a law enforcement officer, that is exactly how you
do it. Yeah, you've been on the department for thirteen years. Yes,
their only job you've ever had.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I mean I taught preschool at a mother's day out
before I decided to follow in dad's footsteps. So but yes,
this is the only career I've had and I've only
worked for Beaumont PD.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Do you work? Is your dad in patrol?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
He is now? He was on the cycle for many years,
but now he's.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Back on patrol.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's what I heard.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Steve Percombe told me that he's a solo and he
does traffic. And I can say this now because he's
not doing it, but knowing the Houston Police Department as
well as I do, I know that a lot of
those guys end up like, let's just say, it's probably
the most dangerous unit, or at least or close enough
to it. So it's good that he's off that thing.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
We're very glad he had a few close calls, so
being back on patrol, and he's really found a new
you know, a renewed excitement for the job, being back
where it started. And you know, he looks good telling
all the story.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I saw a picture. I know, you're hugging him at sixty.
He looks fantastic.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yeah, yeah, he's sixty, And I get so many he loved.
You know, he doesn't have social media, so I sit
and read him the comments from like posts that have
better pictures of us, and you know, they're all, he
looks so young, he could be your brother.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
He loved that.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
When I saw the picture of the two of y'all
and I glanced at it. I didn't see that it
said dad. It was just two cops having lunch. But
y'all looked really happy, and that's what I noticed. I
honestly thought it was a date. Oh two cops, are
you know, or maybe working partners, you know, the good cop,
bad cop in the movies kind of thing. And then
when it said dad, I was like, oh, how sweet.
(05:26):
Oh what if they're on the same department. So it's yeah,
he looks fantastic.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
He'll be happy to hear that.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So how many years would you like to be on
the department.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Well, I definitely want to get to retirement age for sure,
you have no doubt.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
My brother could always tell you I have one year,
four months, thirty two days, and let's see six hours.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I think as you get closer to the eligibility for that,
you start looking. I'm still so far out. I mean,
I'm not eligible for another seven years. So for me,
it's not quite at the point where I can start looking.
Because of my experience as a public Information officer, I
hold a master PIO certification. You know, there's lots of
options for me out there if I were to leave
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law enforcement, but it would be to like stay in
the field, like I kind of consider like teaching the
p IO stuff because I think it's so important. But
for right now, I am very happy. I just promoted
a sergeant last July and moved into community back where
my heart is, which is community relations, in January. So
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I'm just still I love what I do. It doesn't
feel like work every day, and so I'm just going
to keep trucking until life sends me somewhere else. But no,
I planned to stay till retirement.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I have a friend named Stephen Woodard.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I don't know if you ever dealt with him with
the DPS, and he is a he's a trooper and
literally he's a trooper, and he will often be called
in the region and across the state when there is
a bad situation, and he is the face of the department.
And I always I'll watch these clips and I'll send
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them to other people because he's so good at what
he does. In that he might be wearing the uniform,
he might be giving the official line, but he does
it as a father and a husband and a guy
who sings at church, and he does it as a
real person. And I go back to this, I think
it's so important that people remember that. So to that extent,
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I think that what you do is incredibly important, not
just for the public but for fellow officers, to remind
us that these are real people going home to real families.
Never ever forget that and who they are. Hailey Morrow,
I'm up against a break. Thank you for sharing that
moment with us, and thanks for being on with us,
and thank you for your service.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
That's Hailey Morrow. Don't go look at our page because
she's very, very cute, very very cute. I had a
friend of mine who's single. He said, have you seen
that woman's page?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And I said, yeah, I actually didn't notice she was
cute when when I first posted it because the phone.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He said, well, I ain't got blue feet.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I didn't have blue fever before I saw that, But
my goodness, I could be with an officer, he said.
I don't think that's an option, but I think he
was given a compliments.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
When it's.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
To the keeper the star, Oh you played a Coaumont
artist very clever.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Well.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I got a message from Jake.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Prderici then Beaumont, and he says, Hayley is an absolute sweetheart.
She's an asset to Beaumont, p D. We all love
her in Beaumont, just as we love her father, Bobby Rector.
So Beaumont's a perfect size. It's not too small, so
you got everything you need, but it's not so big
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so you can know everybody. There's kind of a there's
a kun ass influence and there's a definite New Orleans
field to Beaumont. People that don't know Beaumont will think
I'm crazy, but it's true. If you know, there's there's
like twenty people that if you know, you know everybody
because they they know everybody, like Jake Tritici would be
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one of those. And it's all very they're very social.
Everything is is. They're like it's like a whole town
of Eddie Martinez just like that.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, Uh, you.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Still had Haley on. You didn't tell Haley we were
done with her. Michelle, you're on the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Him, Michael, it's Michelle called in.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, go ahead, dear.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Well I was. I know you talked about uh standing
up for what's right and in the fear that some
people have in doing that. My children went to a
private school in Dalliston, which one and uh they hired
a new teacher English, and she came from Austin, and
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she had prepared for the new school year by putting
up a child's drawing a George Floyd in the classroom.
And my had son had come home, and by this
time he was probably in seventh or eighth grade, and
had learned not to tell mom about some of these
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things going on because mom, mom will take action. So
they're very cautious by this time in their lives. And
he did mention at dinner that his teacher had put
up a portrait of George Floyd. So you know, I
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could feel the heat risings, and I did approach the
school and I did kate how I had fought for
this country, that I joined the army at the age
of thirty five and after nine to eleven November of
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two thousand and one, and that it was not acceptable
to have a portrait of such a vile man and
a Christian private school atmosphere. That's not what that's not
it's not correct. And I had a long discussion with
(11:33):
that had school head of school, and the picture did
come down. I think that teacher was upset that weekend,
went home crying good but as we progressed through that
school year, a lot of the other moms would was
(11:55):
approaching me and thanking me for standing up. But I
couldn't understand why they didn't speak up as well.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
So there because they're cowards.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Yes, but I think the school board did take care
of it. I'm not involved in all that, but it
did get taken care of and she was She went
elf to a public school at that point. She didn't
stay very long.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Good.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Yeah, I joined the Army at thirty at thirty five.
Before I did that, I was involved in Big Brother,
Big Sister, and Casa, dabbled in Red Cross all at
the same time.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
You have a heart for service, that's what that's called.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Yes, God, God mainly that way.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, but you chose to accept it. I don't believe
we're simply born that way. You chose to accept it
and make use of it. You probably don't know who's
kicked off the island and in particular season of survivor.
Because you devote your time to productive things, and people
who busy themselves in productive if things will make a difference,
and they will have a more positive attitude and they
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will have a body of work at the end of it,
and other people will sit around on the couch watching
reality TV and bitching about things have gotten too expensive
and things have gotten too hard, and they can't get
a job because everything's politics, and they make excuses and
they don't even hear themselves. And I'm the guy, I'm
the ass who will point out your problem is not liberals, democrats,
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the media, the left, the communists, the foreigners, the illegals,
or anything else. Your problem is you. You are your problem,
You're horrible, You're yeah, I'm all of those things. Because
that's what this world needs more of. This world needs
more people who are so honest that hearing what they
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have to say is painful, it's difficult. That's what we need.
That's what we need more of. That's what I want
to be. I want to be the person who is
not liked. He is respected and admired and hated because
he says the things in the mirror that you look
(14:11):
away from, that you lie to yourself about. You're not
fat because of you're thyroid. You're not fat because the
food manufacturers engaged in evil practices.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
They did, sure they did.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I have to look across the glass every day to
the most self righteous f I've ever seen in my life,
because he's lost almost two hundred pounds and he did
it without any of the tricks of the trade, not
even a shot. God, it's crazy. Friend of ours from
Baton Rouge Anna was visiting a few weeks ago and
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she took him and his two sons to lunch, and
afterward she called and she said, I'm done with Ramon
and being skinny. So what are you talking about? She said,
Michael a man purse. You know what was in the
man purse? I said, el, it's his sling, sorry, his pistol.
And she said yeah, but you know what else is
in the man purse? I said, whatever book he's reading. Yeah,
(15:11):
you know what else is in the man purse? I
give up. There's forty things in there. It's like Michael
Robinson's pockets. What else is in there?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
She said? He brought little containers with his own salt,
in his own seasoning. I said, yeah, She said, I don't.
I can't be out in public with somebody like that.
I said, he weighs two hundred and twelve pounds. He
did it by sheer grit. It's inspired to eleven to eleven?
Oh okay, he did it by sheer grit, I mean
sheer grit, and.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Then by the way I tell people, go get yourself
a GLP three, lose it honestly, like Jerry did forty pounds.
I saw my formerly fat friend Bill Anderson yesterday, fat
as a hog. He was two fifty five. He's built
on a chassis a little bigger than mine, but not much.
Two fifty five for him was my two thirty nine.
(15:58):
He was fat. It's just just gils hanging down and
uh fat. He's two o five now. Two of three
came by the house last night. My wife told him
three times.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
He looked good. I said, whoa, whoa, he's lost fifty pounds.
Let's not get carried away. He still got skull all
up in his teeth. Let's not found. Ramona's lost almost
two hundreds. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Scott Girl on the Michael Berry Show, Welcome to the
program sir, We're happy to have you.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Good morning, senior.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Hey, I'd just had a brag on my daughter. I
was having a conversation with her fiance and her and
he was talking about how she would not allow country
music in her car, and I said, what do you
mean you used to wear out my Merl Haggard CDs.
And she said, but Dad, that's Merle Haggard. Go ahead,
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you got me?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, I got you? Go ahead?
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Oh yeah, No, I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Did a car just go whizzing by you? Yes, sir,
I worked out on the road. That was a gross
If you didn't capture that, that was a cool sound.
It was like a sound effect.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Worry about that.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
No, you couldn't manufacture.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You couldn't manufacture a sound effect so raw that that
that hit me?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
That was perfect? Okay?
Speaker 6 (17:22):
So she said, yes, sir, And I couldn't have felt
a more proud dad moment, the fact that my daughter
felt that Merl Haggard was above her her hatred of
country music.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah, you know there's something to be said for that.
There's a guy named Andrew Pope. He does a podcast
and he asked he couldn't get John Connley to sit
down for his podcast with podcasts with him. So he
said a message, He said, I and I hear that
you and Conny your buddies, would you mind? So I
did and set them up and and he was talking
(18:02):
about what did you just say?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Right before that? I was trying to remember the exact
line that he used it. I lost rewon where he said,
Oh you're pulling sound effect, Scott. What were you talking
about right before that? Oh? Oh the country music? Oh
I know what it was.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
So John Conley said, I haven't listened to anything on
the radio and well over twenty years. And Andrews said,
mean neither. And he was talking about country music, but
he had something very interesting to say. Let's talk about
Merle Haggard. You use that example, he said. You know,
in an odd way, the fact that country changed and
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became pop has helped guys like me. I'm about to
be eighty years old, he said. So people come out
to hear me because they want to hear the kind
of music that they and their grandparents listened to. And
you can't get it anymore. He said. If artists were
still doing that, then they wouldn't come listen to some
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old eighty year old guys. Seeing Backside of thirty.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
I got to see him live and I was floored
how amazing he was.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You were floored how short he was is what you
were floored by.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
Oh yeah, I'm six four, so yeah, he's everybody's kind
of short.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
What do you do for a living.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
I worked the pipeline. I'm a pipeline technician, measurement technician.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
I got a degree and a master's in psychology and
sociology and couldn't stand it and ended up going and
working with my hands, who I had always done before that.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
How you been doing that?
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Be eleven years in two months?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh? Wow? Interest? Does that paywell? Very well?
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Right? U? I make about one eight a year?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Is that overtime?
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yes, sir, Yes, sir.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
You have to go out to remote locations, that's all
I do.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You live out there.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
I go home every night. It's the first time in
a lot of years.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
That takes its told. There win again, that takes its told,
doesn't it? Yes, sir?
Speaker 6 (20:24):
But I actually get to go see my kids do
stuff for a change. Well, of course, I was oil filled.
I was oil filed for seven years and I lived
on the rigs out in Creezo Springs.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
You know, it's really funny, Scott, hearing you talk, and
I know, I think I know you without knowing you,
and I think about the hours that you spend and
the things that you have to miss, and how many
people would sit around and want to take more of
the little bit of money you make. You don't deserve it,
all these sorts of things, but they wouldn't work the
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way you were.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
They would not put in the time.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Right, that's your most valuable, scarce resources of your time,
and you give a lot of it.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
How old are you.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Fifty four? I am. I am one day younger than.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
You, Scott, I, honest to God, thought you were seventy two.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
God do less.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, you sound tired.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
I am.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
This is you sound like Shirley cue lickor when she covering.
I've been everywhere and at the end she's like Forrest
Gump and one day I stopped walking. You're like, I'm
just I'm just tired, Like, well, we're going there and go. No, No,
I'm tired, like from life. I'm just tired. I'm warslap out.
I'm ready to sit down for a minute or a year.
You have kids at home?
Speaker 6 (21:44):
I got one, he's a senior this year.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh wow, what's his name? Cade Cade's? And then yeah,
how many other ones you got?
Speaker 6 (21:54):
I got two more, Tara.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
And Kayla, all by the same woman. Yes, sir, what's
her name?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Darling?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Where'd you go to high school?
Speaker 6 (22:08):
I went to school up in Irving, Texas, Nimics High School.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
All right on, okay, all right, and you are you
in Corpus now?
Speaker 6 (22:17):
No. I live Hollattsville, LANDA Sheriff Friarf Friar, our good friend,
Sheriff Friar, you know Sheriff.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I posted about Sheriff Fry Sheriff fire the other day.
I do this little thing where every day I'll say
how would you feel if blank moved in next to you?
And some days people I did Vanessa Redgrave the other day,
just to mix it up, and people go, whod at?
Well look it up and why would you anyway? So
I got more engagement. I had more and every one
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of them was positive. Every one of them was some
version of I love her, I trust her, I respect her,
I admire her. She is just such a wonderful lady.
Great call Scott Michael Barry.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
I was dragging my bags along the lonely ignorant highway
when I came upon this lady in a lining. You
had a Callexeville.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
She said, if you just going to the Promised Land
with me, you could ride. So I had climbed it
up into that fansy car and set her down insad.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
She asking me, girl, where are you being?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
With your wig all dusty and ignorantized, saying, look here, woman,
I've traveled every road in this hill lane. I've been everywhere, girl,
I've been everywhere, girl, I crossing desert bear girl, breath
that mountain air. Girl.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That traveling is my life.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Girl.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I've been a away.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
I've been Reno, Skygo, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Torondo, Window, Sisota,
Which dot us the while Hooloma, Tampop animal matter while
Lepelom think about Mosside, Old Ameria, Tequila Baron.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Del Amerilla, I kill. I've been everwhere, girl, I've been everywhere.
I crossed them old deserts girl and breathed that mountain.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
That traveling is my life, honey. I've been everwhere. I've
been to Boston and Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Texan, Texana, Monta,
Ray Fairy, Santa Fe, Telepittary, Glenn Rock, Flat Rock, Little Rock, Hospitals, Tennessee,
hen See. You can be speared Lake Grand Lake, Devil
La Cray Lake, p Se. I've been ever wear girl,
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I've done been everwhere. I've breathed both humid and nasty ass.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Had traveling been my life?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Honey? I've been ever where? Oh lord, I've been to
it been to Loureville, Nashley and Knoxville, on back Shervia,
Jacksonville water to the coastreet, the Richville Springfield beg a
c Street, boat hacks at Cadillac Fund like that for
Delagoy it's your Etertein Dome t the Gatline Academy. See
what I mean good, I've been everwhere. I've been there,
I where a girl. I crossed the old desert and
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briefed that nasty ass.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
This traveling been my life good.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I've been ever.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I mean the.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Randsburg, Colorado, Elsburg, Vicksburg, Vicksburg, everybody lamar halfing
starge Joys nasking Nebraska, and I ask and ask why
Luke Calambazoo can't see the Sioux City ccit dot See
it's an ignorant. I've been everywhere. I ain't know why
I hadn't been good. I've briefed that nasty ass. Traveling
is just in my blood. I've been asy way and
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now I'm ready to sit down.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Beginning today at three pm at Republic Boot Company in
the Heights. There will be a celebration of Connie Stagner's
gulp seventieth birthday. How can miss Connie be seventy? Connie's
lost over one hundred pounds. I want I think she's
lost one hundred four pound.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Everybody's losing weight. It's crazy. It's always funny. You know,
when you lost a lot of weight and someone sees
you and says, have you yeah, he lost weight, Yeah,
fifty pounds. You better ask somebody.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I haven't lost fifty pounds. I'm one eighty two. I'm
normally one eighty five to two hundred. When I get
up to two hundred, I kind of dialect back a little,
and then I like to eat. Oh, we went to
a Federal American grow yesterday or a taste test. I
had my boys come. I'll post a picture of it.
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My boys declared it good. And they are the corn
dog eaters in the family. Although although they both said
to me later they said, that's what tell me, honestly,
what you thought of the corn dogs. Because we had
a group there, so they were gonna there there my boys.
If there's people around, my boys are going to stand
a little straighter they shake your hand a little firmer.
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They're gonna look your eyes Leonie a little more. I'm
not saying they aren't always that way, but they know,
at a moment like that, you act right. How my
mom raised me is that you know when companies around
you really act right. But they're great kids. I don't
mean to suggest they're not. They are wonderful kids. We
got home and each of them separately said Dad on
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the corn dog, it was good. I'm not saying it
wasn't good. Okay, Bore, the ratio was very different. They'd
obviously talked about it because they had ridden together. I said, oh, really, okay,
what do you mean. Well, the ratio to bread of
bread to meat was way different. It's a lot less
bread to meat. And I said, you are my boys.
When you talk about the bread to meat ratio, I
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have done my job. By God, I have done my job.
And I said, well, let me explain to you why
that is. These are I said to Matt. If we're
gonna do a hot dog, if we're gonna do a
corn dog, it's got to be a gourmet dog. It
be some Oscar Meyer Wiener. You know, it keep be
some heat up thing that's spongy and moist. It's got
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to be crisp. It's got to be delicious, and the
meat's got to be significant, it's got to be real.
And so he said he's a partner in something called
RC Ranch. The RC's for Roger Clemens, which is a
high end butchery quality meets. And he said, he said,
how about I do the RC ranch wag you beef?
I said, now we're talking.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
And his theory was that beef is already so big
that let's do a thinner layer, which I like, but
most people aren't used to a gourmet corn dog.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Anyway, it is fantastic. I'll post some pictures to Facebook
about it. From three to six today at Republic Boot
Company in the Heights will be celebrating Conny Stagner's birthday.
Anyone is welcome, anyone. I think they're going to have
all our A lot of our show sponsors will be there.
Everybody loves Connie. A lot of RCC people will be there.
It is open to the public, so you are free
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to go and just mingle. You don't have to have
somebody come with you. Why do women do that? Mary
Tally Boden did that the last time we had an event,
she came to it and she brings some woman. And
I walked over to her and I said, because she's
about half man, she's tough and mean, and you know
she'll cuss at you or yell at you, or you know,
(29:19):
she's not your she's not a shrinking violet. I said,
Mary Tally, why do you always bring somebody with you
when you come to one of my events? And she
kind of gave this sheepish, nervous laugh, and because she
was with another girl, she was being more girls, she goes,
I don't. I said, yeah, you do. You do this
every time? And then her friend realized, oh, I'm the
plus one here, she must do this every time. So
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my point in all of that of embarrassing my dear
friend Mary Tally Boden, is you don't have to have
a person come with you.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Just show up. If I see y'all, be like, hey,
meet Ramon, then y'all can He'll do all the talking.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I read this story about a teacher who asked a student,
can you make a sentence using the word initial? He said, yeah,
my mom ate two hamburgers, initiate a bag of chips.
I told a joke on Zoom, but nobody laughed. It
turns out I'm not remotely funny. Petru had a guy
(30:18):
quit his job as a personal trainer because the weights
were too heavy.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
He handed in his two weak notice. I didn't practice
law for very long, but legal questions make me ponder,
like if a deaf person has to show up in
court for a lawsuit, is that still a hearing. I
had a friend named Freddy Salsado, graduated high.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
School with him. He went down to Mexico and he
became a bullfighter. It was a bucket listening and they
called him El Gringo, which is kind of funny because
his name is Alfredo Salsado. They called him El gringo
and he was like, yeah, but I don't speak Spanish.
It was crazy, right, it happened. That's a real story.
Freddie sal Alfredo Salcedo. Funny story. When we were in
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high school, when were in college, Freddie was a do gooder.
He had a great heart, and he chased a guy
who had mugged a woman and sold her backpack. He
chased her and the guy turned and shot him and
hit him in the leg. It's a true story, but
he became a bullfighter, but he had to cancel his
bullfighting lessons because they were charging too much.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Was a long setup. The guy asked his son why
he was wearing eyeliner to school. He said it was
for a makeup test.
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael Very Show is on the air. This town needs
an edema. The following feature has been rated R. It
is intended for mature audiences. Have you been with a
girl's host? That's it? Or get in the last deep
(00:25):
I can put my whole fist in my mouth, or
see you know.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
What you're looking to me?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
But you have good dag and your cheap shoes you
look at Come.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hold, don't put that only brech you, Bobby, don't.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Put that on up heart in your general direction. We
got in Moon, I got that's famous stuff. Oh, celebrities
use that. Radio announcers and everything.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I see that bars just like a tattoo, gets under
your skin.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Got being Moon, and I got.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
What we're dealing with here is a lot of respect
for the laws.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I saw the most beautiful post on Facebook, and for
whatever reason, it appealed to me. And I say, for
whatever reason, not that it shouldn't, but it's so easy
when you're scrolling, things just kind of run together. You know,
when people want to tell you that they were an
eventless Uh, it was a real honor to be at.
What they're really saying is I was at or. You know, hey,
(01:39):
if you really care about me, I know most people won't.
But if we're real friends, you care and you love
Jesus in America and everything good, then then you will
cut and post this and forward it and everything. But
most people won't. So yeah, all that sort of stuff
just jumbles together. So when one cuts through, you wonder why.
(01:59):
And oh, the sweetest post this woman said when dad
asked you if you want lunch, you have lunch and yes,
he picked it up and this is what we had
and this is where we were and it's just a
nice little picture. And I was gonna have her on
before I realized this. But I called my brother's best friend,
longtime law enforcement in Jefferson County, and he said, that's
Bobby Rector's girl, and I said the cop and he
(02:21):
said yeah. And Bobby Rector was my brother's friend. So
it turns out small world that we know each other.
I've been looking at your page. You do post a
lot about food.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I do.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Girl got to eat?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You know, does a public information officer of Beaumont Police
Department does that pay?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Well?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I mean I do all right for myself.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
What does that mean? Do you work extra jobs.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I don't work a lot of extra jobs because I
work Monday through Friday and an office, and my weekends
are kind of sacred. I have a daughter, and you know,
I try to spend time with her, but also being
the now supervisor of the Community Relations Unit and a
public information officer, I'm on call for the department a lot,
so you know, the overtime makes up for the extra
(03:12):
jobs that I don't work.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Sure, how old is your daughter?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
She will be sixteen in November.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And if she wants to be popo, absolutely not. No,
you gonna say absolutely.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
That's what my dad said to me whenever I approached
him about it, and you see where that turned out.
So we'll see.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Right, Yeah that if you want to ensure that she
becomes a law enforcement officer, that is exactly how you
do it. Yeah, you've been on the department for thirteen years. Yes,
their only job you've ever had.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I mean I taught preschool at a mother's day out
before I decided to follow in dad's footsteps. So but yes,
this is the only career I've had and I've only
worked for Beaumont PD.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Do you work? Is your dad in patrol?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
He is now? He was on the cycle for many years,
but now he's.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Back on patrol.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's what I heard.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Steve Percombe told me that he's a solo and he
does traffic. And I can say this now because he's
not doing it, but knowing the Houston Police Department as
well as I do, I know that a lot of
those guys end up like, let's just say, it's probably
the most dangerous unit, or at least or close enough
to it. So it's good that he's off that thing.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
We're very glad he had a few close calls, so
being back on patrol, and he's really found a new
you know, a renewed excitement for the job, being back
where it started. And you know, he looks good telling
all the story.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I saw a picture. I know, you're hugging him at sixty.
He looks fantastic.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yeah, yeah, he's sixty, And I get so many he loved.
You know, he doesn't have social media, so I sit
and read him the comments from like posts that have
better pictures of us, and you know, they're all, he
looks so young, he could be your brother.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
He loved that.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
When I saw the picture of the two of y'all
and I glanced at it. I didn't see that it
said dad. It was just two cops having lunch. But
y'all looked really happy, and that's what I noticed. I
honestly thought it was a date. Oh two cops, are
you know, or maybe working partners, you know, the good cop,
bad cop in the movies kind of thing. And then
when it said dad, I was like, oh, how sweet.
(05:26):
Oh what if they're on the same department. So it's yeah,
he looks fantastic.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
He'll be happy to hear that.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So how many years would you like to be on
the department.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Well, I definitely want to get to retirement age for sure,
you have no doubt.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
My brother could always tell you I have one year,
four months, thirty two days, and let's see six hours.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I think as you get closer to the eligibility for that,
you start looking. I'm still so far out. I mean,
I'm not eligible for another seven years. So for me,
it's not quite at the point where I can start looking.
Because of my experience as a public Information officer, I
hold a master PIO certification. You know, there's lots of
options for me out there if I were to leave
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law enforcement, but it would be to like stay in
the field, like I kind of consider like teaching the
p IO stuff because I think it's so important. But
for right now, I am very happy. I just promoted
a sergeant last July and moved into community back where
my heart is, which is community relations, in January. So
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I'm just still I love what I do. It doesn't
feel like work every day, and so I'm just going
to keep trucking until life sends me somewhere else. But no,
I planned to stay till retirement.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I have a friend named Stephen Woodard.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I don't know if you ever dealt with him with
the DPS, and he is a he's a trooper and
literally he's a trooper, and he will often be called
in the region and across the state when there is
a bad situation, and he is the face of the department.
And I always I'll watch these clips and I'll send
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them to other people because he's so good at what
he does. In that he might be wearing the uniform,
he might be giving the official line, but he does
it as a father and a husband and a guy
who sings at church, and he does it as a
real person. And I go back to this, I think
it's so important that people remember that. So to that extent,
(07:35):
I think that what you do is incredibly important, not
just for the public but for fellow officers, to remind
us that these are real people going home to real families.
Never ever forget that and who they are. Hailey Morrow,
I'm up against a break. Thank you for sharing that
moment with us, and thanks for being on with us,
and thank you for your service.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
That's Hailey Morrow. Don't go look at our page because
she's very, very cute, very very cute. I had a
friend of mine who's single. He said, have you seen
that woman's page?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And I said, yeah, I actually didn't notice she was
cute when when I first posted it because the phone.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He said, well, I ain't got blue feet.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I didn't have blue fever before I saw that, But
my goodness, I could be with an officer, he said.
I don't think that's an option, but I think he
was given a compliments.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
When it's.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
To the keeper the star, Oh you played a Coaumont
artist very clever.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Well.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I got a message from Jake.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Prderici then Beaumont, and he says, Hayley is an absolute sweetheart.
She's an asset to Beaumont, p D. We all love
her in Beaumont, just as we love her father, Bobby Rector.
So Beaumont's a perfect size. It's not too small, so
you got everything you need, but it's not so big
(08:54):
so you can know everybody. There's kind of a there's
a kun ass influence and there's a definite New Orleans
field to Beaumont. People that don't know Beaumont will think
I'm crazy, but it's true. If you know, there's there's
like twenty people that if you know, you know everybody
because they they know everybody, like Jake Tritici would be
(09:14):
one of those. And it's all very they're very social.
Everything is is. They're like it's like a whole town
of Eddie Martinez just like that.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, Uh, you.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Still had Haley on. You didn't tell Haley we were
done with her. Michelle, you're on the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Him, Michael, it's Michelle called in.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, go ahead, dear.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Well I was. I know you talked about uh standing
up for what's right and in the fear that some
people have in doing that. My children went to a
private school in Dalliston, which one and uh they hired
a new teacher English, and she came from Austin, and
(10:05):
she had prepared for the new school year by putting
up a child's drawing a George Floyd in the classroom.
And my had son had come home, and by this
time he was probably in seventh or eighth grade, and
had learned not to tell mom about some of these
(10:27):
things going on because mom, mom will take action. So
they're very cautious by this time in their lives. And
he did mention at dinner that his teacher had put
up a portrait of George Floyd. So you know, I
(10:49):
could feel the heat risings, and I did approach the
school and I did kate how I had fought for
this country, that I joined the army at the age
of thirty five and after nine to eleven November of
(11:11):
two thousand and one, and that it was not acceptable
to have a portrait of such a vile man and
a Christian private school atmosphere. That's not what that's not
it's not correct. And I had a long discussion with
(11:33):
that had school head of school, and the picture did
come down. I think that teacher was upset that weekend,
went home crying good but as we progressed through that
school year, a lot of the other moms would was
(11:55):
approaching me and thanking me for standing up. But I
couldn't understand why they didn't speak up as well.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
So there because they're cowards.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Yes, but I think the school board did take care
of it. I'm not involved in all that, but it
did get taken care of and she was She went
elf to a public school at that point. She didn't
stay very long.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Good.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Yeah, I joined the Army at thirty at thirty five.
Before I did that, I was involved in Big Brother,
Big Sister, and Casa, dabbled in Red Cross all at
the same time.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
You have a heart for service, that's what that's called.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Yes, God, God mainly that way.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, but you chose to accept it. I don't believe
we're simply born that way. You chose to accept it
and make use of it. You probably don't know who's
kicked off the island and in particular season of survivor.
Because you devote your time to productive things, and people
who busy themselves in productive if things will make a difference,
and they will have a more positive attitude and they
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will have a body of work at the end of it,
and other people will sit around on the couch watching
reality TV and bitching about things have gotten too expensive
and things have gotten too hard, and they can't get
a job because everything's politics, and they make excuses and
they don't even hear themselves. And I'm the guy, I'm
the ass who will point out your problem is not liberals, democrats,
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the media, the left, the communists, the foreigners, the illegals,
or anything else. Your problem is you. You are your problem,
You're horrible, You're yeah, I'm all of those things. Because
that's what this world needs more of. This world needs
more people who are so honest that hearing what they
(13:50):
have to say is painful, it's difficult. That's what we need.
That's what we need more of. That's what I want
to be. I want to be the person who is
not liked. He is respected and admired and hated because
he says the things in the mirror that you look
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away from, that you lie to yourself about. You're not
fat because of you're thyroid. You're not fat because the
food manufacturers engaged in evil practices.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
They did, sure they did.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I have to look across the glass every day to
the most self righteous f I've ever seen in my life,
because he's lost almost two hundred pounds and he did
it without any of the tricks of the trade, not
even a shot. God, it's crazy. Friend of ours from
Baton Rouge Anna was visiting a few weeks ago and
(14:48):
she took him and his two sons to lunch, and
afterward she called and she said, I'm done with Ramon
and being skinny. So what are you talking about? She said,
Michael a man purse. You know what was in the
man purse? I said, el, it's his sling, sorry, his pistol.
And she said yeah, but you know what else is
in the man purse? I said, whatever book he's reading. Yeah,
(15:11):
you know what else is in the man purse? I
give up. There's forty things in there. It's like Michael
Robinson's pockets. What else is in there?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
She said? He brought little containers with his own salt,
in his own seasoning. I said, yeah, She said, I don't.
I can't be out in public with somebody like that.
I said, he weighs two hundred and twelve pounds. He
did it by sheer grit. It's inspired to eleven to eleven?
Oh okay, he did it by sheer grit, I mean
sheer grit, and.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Then by the way I tell people, go get yourself
a GLP three, lose it honestly, like Jerry did forty pounds.
I saw my formerly fat friend Bill Anderson yesterday, fat
as a hog. He was two fifty five. He's built
on a chassis a little bigger than mine, but not much.
Two fifty five for him was my two thirty nine.
(15:58):
He was fat. It's just just gils hanging down and
uh fat. He's two o five now. Two of three
came by the house last night. My wife told him
three times.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
He looked good. I said, whoa, whoa, he's lost fifty pounds.
Let's not get carried away. He still got skull all
up in his teeth. Let's not found. Ramona's lost almost
two hundreds. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Scott Girl on the Michael Berry Show, Welcome to the
program sir, We're happy to have you.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Good morning, senior.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Hey, I'd just had a brag on my daughter. I
was having a conversation with her fiance and her and
he was talking about how she would not allow country
music in her car, and I said, what do you
mean you used to wear out my Merl Haggard CDs.
And she said, but Dad, that's Merle Haggard. Go ahead,
(16:57):
you got me?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, I got you? Go ahead?
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Oh yeah, No, I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Did a car just go whizzing by you? Yes, sir,
I worked out on the road. That was a gross
If you didn't capture that, that was a cool sound.
It was like a sound effect.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Worry about that.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
No, you couldn't manufacture.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You couldn't manufacture a sound effect so raw that that
that hit me?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
That was perfect? Okay?
Speaker 6 (17:22):
So she said, yes, sir, And I couldn't have felt
a more proud dad moment, the fact that my daughter
felt that Merl Haggard was above her her hatred of
country music.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah, you know there's something to be said for that.
There's a guy named Andrew Pope. He does a podcast
and he asked he couldn't get John Connley to sit
down for his podcast with podcasts with him. So he
said a message, He said, I and I hear that
you and Conny your buddies, would you mind? So I
did and set them up and and he was talking
(18:02):
about what did you just say?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Right before that? I was trying to remember the exact
line that he used it. I lost rewon where he said,
Oh you're pulling sound effect, Scott. What were you talking
about right before that? Oh? Oh the country music? Oh
I know what it was.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
So John Conley said, I haven't listened to anything on
the radio and well over twenty years. And Andrews said,
mean neither. And he was talking about country music, but
he had something very interesting to say. Let's talk about
Merle Haggard. You use that example, he said. You know,
in an odd way, the fact that country changed and
(18:37):
became pop has helped guys like me. I'm about to
be eighty years old, he said. So people come out
to hear me because they want to hear the kind
of music that they and their grandparents listened to. And
you can't get it anymore. He said. If artists were
still doing that, then they wouldn't come listen to some
(18:58):
old eighty year old guys. Seeing Backside of thirty.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
I got to see him live and I was floored
how amazing he was.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You were floored how short he was is what you
were floored by.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
Oh yeah, I'm six four, so yeah, he's everybody's kind
of short.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
What do you do for a living.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
I worked the pipeline. I'm a pipeline technician, measurement technician.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
I got a degree and a master's in psychology and
sociology and couldn't stand it and ended up going and
working with my hands, who I had always done before that.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
How you been doing that?
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Be eleven years in two months?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh? Wow? Interest? Does that paywell? Very well?
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Right? U? I make about one eight a year?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Is that overtime?
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yes, sir, Yes, sir.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
You have to go out to remote locations, that's all
I do.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You live out there.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
I go home every night. It's the first time in
a lot of years.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
That takes its told. There win again, that takes its told,
doesn't it? Yes, sir?
Speaker 6 (20:24):
But I actually get to go see my kids do
stuff for a change. Well, of course, I was oil filled.
I was oil filed for seven years and I lived
on the rigs out in Creezo Springs.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
You know, it's really funny, Scott, hearing you talk, and
I know, I think I know you without knowing you,
and I think about the hours that you spend and
the things that you have to miss, and how many
people would sit around and want to take more of
the little bit of money you make. You don't deserve it,
all these sorts of things, but they wouldn't work the
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way you were.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
They would not put in the time.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Right, that's your most valuable, scarce resources of your time,
and you give a lot of it.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
How old are you.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Fifty four? I am. I am one day younger than.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
You, Scott, I, honest to God, thought you were seventy two.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
God do less.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, you sound tired.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
I am.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
This is you sound like Shirley cue lickor when she covering.
I've been everywhere and at the end she's like Forrest
Gump and one day I stopped walking. You're like, I'm
just I'm just tired, Like, well, we're going there and go. No, No,
I'm tired, like from life. I'm just tired. I'm warslap out.
I'm ready to sit down for a minute or a year.
You have kids at home?
Speaker 6 (21:44):
I got one, he's a senior this year.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh wow, what's his name? Cade Cade's? And then yeah,
how many other ones you got?
Speaker 6 (21:54):
I got two more, Tara.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
And Kayla, all by the same woman. Yes, sir, what's
her name?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Darling?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Where'd you go to high school?
Speaker 6 (22:08):
I went to school up in Irving, Texas, Nimics High School.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
All right on, okay, all right, and you are you
in Corpus now?
Speaker 6 (22:17):
No. I live Hollattsville, LANDA Sheriff Friarf Friar, our good friend,
Sheriff Friar, you know Sheriff.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I posted about Sheriff Fry Sheriff fire the other day.
I do this little thing where every day I'll say
how would you feel if blank moved in next to you?
And some days people I did Vanessa Redgrave the other day,
just to mix it up, and people go, whod at?
Well look it up and why would you anyway? So
I got more engagement. I had more and every one
(22:45):
of them was positive. Every one of them was some
version of I love her, I trust her, I respect her,
I admire her. She is just such a wonderful lady.
Great call Scott Michael Barry.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
I was dragging my bags along the lonely ignorant highway
when I came upon this lady in a lining. You
had a Callexeville.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
She said, if you just going to the Promised Land
with me, you could ride. So I had climbed it
up into that fansy car and set her down insad.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
She asking me, girl, where are you being?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
With your wig all dusty and ignorantized, saying, look here, woman,
I've traveled every road in this hill lane. I've been everywhere, girl,
I've been everywhere, girl, I crossing desert bear girl, breath
that mountain air. Girl.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That traveling is my life.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Girl.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I've been a away.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
I've been Reno, Skygo, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Torondo, Window, Sisota,
Which dot us the while Hooloma, Tampop animal matter while
Lepelom think about Mosside, Old Ameria, Tequila Baron.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Del Amerilla, I kill. I've been everwhere, girl, I've been everywhere.
I crossed them old deserts girl and breathed that mountain.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
That traveling is my life, honey. I've been everwhere. I've
been to Boston and Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Texan, Texana, Monta,
Ray Fairy, Santa Fe, Telepittary, Glenn Rock, Flat Rock, Little Rock, Hospitals, Tennessee,
hen See. You can be speared Lake Grand Lake, Devil
La Cray Lake, p Se. I've been ever wear girl,
(24:30):
I've done been everwhere. I've breathed both humid and nasty ass.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Had traveling been my life?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Honey? I've been ever where? Oh lord, I've been to
it been to Loureville, Nashley and Knoxville, on back Shervia,
Jacksonville water to the coastreet, the Richville Springfield beg a
c Street, boat hacks at Cadillac Fund like that for
Delagoy it's your Etertein Dome t the Gatline Academy. See
what I mean good, I've been everwhere. I've been there,
I where a girl. I crossed the old desert and
(25:00):
briefed that nasty ass.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
This traveling been my life good.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I've been ever.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I mean the.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Randsburg, Colorado, Elsburg, Vicksburg, Vicksburg, everybody lamar halfing
starge Joys nasking Nebraska, and I ask and ask why
Luke Calambazoo can't see the Sioux City ccit dot See
it's an ignorant. I've been everywhere. I ain't know why
I hadn't been good. I've briefed that nasty ass. Traveling
is just in my blood. I've been asy way and
(25:36):
now I'm ready to sit down.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Beginning today at three pm at Republic Boot Company in
the Heights. There will be a celebration of Connie Stagner's
gulp seventieth birthday. How can miss Connie be seventy? Connie's
lost over one hundred pounds. I want I think she's
lost one hundred four pound.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Everybody's losing weight. It's crazy. It's always funny. You know,
when you lost a lot of weight and someone sees
you and says, have you yeah, he lost weight, Yeah,
fifty pounds. You better ask somebody.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I haven't lost fifty pounds. I'm one eighty two. I'm
normally one eighty five to two hundred. When I get
up to two hundred, I kind of dialect back a little,
and then I like to eat. Oh, we went to
a Federal American grow yesterday or a taste test. I
had my boys come. I'll post a picture of it.
(26:41):
My boys declared it good. And they are the corn
dog eaters in the family. Although although they both said
to me later they said, that's what tell me, honestly,
what you thought of the corn dogs. Because we had
a group there, so they were gonna there there my boys.
If there's people around, my boys are going to stand
a little straighter they shake your hand a little firmer.
(27:01):
They're gonna look your eyes Leonie a little more. I'm
not saying they aren't always that way, but they know,
at a moment like that, you act right. How my
mom raised me is that you know when companies around
you really act right. But they're great kids. I don't
mean to suggest they're not. They are wonderful kids. We
got home and each of them separately said Dad on
(27:23):
the corn dog, it was good. I'm not saying it
wasn't good. Okay, Bore, the ratio was very different. They'd
obviously talked about it because they had ridden together. I said, oh, really, okay,
what do you mean. Well, the ratio to bread of
bread to meat was way different. It's a lot less
bread to meat. And I said, you are my boys.
When you talk about the bread to meat ratio, I
(27:44):
have done my job. By God, I have done my job.
And I said, well, let me explain to you why
that is. These are I said to Matt. If we're
gonna do a hot dog, if we're gonna do a
corn dog, it's got to be a gourmet dog. It
be some Oscar Meyer Wiener. You know, it keep be
some heat up thing that's spongy and moist. It's got
(28:05):
to be crisp. It's got to be delicious, and the
meat's got to be significant, it's got to be real.
And so he said he's a partner in something called
RC Ranch. The RC's for Roger Clemens, which is a
high end butchery quality meets. And he said, he said,
how about I do the RC ranch wag you beef?
I said, now we're talking.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
And his theory was that beef is already so big
that let's do a thinner layer, which I like, but
most people aren't used to a gourmet corn dog.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Anyway, it is fantastic. I'll post some pictures to Facebook
about it. From three to six today at Republic Boot
Company in the Heights will be celebrating Conny Stagner's birthday.
Anyone is welcome, anyone. I think they're going to have
all our A lot of our show sponsors will be there.
Everybody loves Connie. A lot of RCC people will be there.
It is open to the public, so you are free
(28:58):
to go and just mingle. You don't have to have
somebody come with you. Why do women do that? Mary
Tally Boden did that the last time we had an event,
she came to it and she brings some woman. And
I walked over to her and I said, because she's
about half man, she's tough and mean, and you know
she'll cuss at you or yell at you, or you know,
(29:19):
she's not your she's not a shrinking violet. I said,
Mary Tally, why do you always bring somebody with you
when you come to one of my events? And she
kind of gave this sheepish, nervous laugh, and because she
was with another girl, she was being more girls, she goes,
I don't. I said, yeah, you do. You do this
every time? And then her friend realized, oh, I'm the
plus one here, she must do this every time. So
(29:42):
my point in all of that of embarrassing my dear
friend Mary Tally Boden, is you don't have to have
a person come with you.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Just show up. If I see y'all, be like, hey,
meet Ramon, then y'all can He'll do all the talking.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I read this story about a teacher who asked a student,
can you make a sentence using the word initial? He said, yeah,
my mom ate two hamburgers, initiate a bag of chips.
I told a joke on Zoom, but nobody laughed. It
turns out I'm not remotely funny. Petru had a guy
(30:18):
quit his job as a personal trainer because the weights
were too heavy.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
He handed in his two weak notice. I didn't practice
law for very long, but legal questions make me ponder,
like if a deaf person has to show up in
court for a lawsuit, is that still a hearing. I
had a friend named Freddy Salsado, graduated high.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
School with him. He went down to Mexico and he
became a bullfighter. It was a bucket listening and they
called him El Gringo, which is kind of funny because
his name is Alfredo Salsado. They called him El gringo
and he was like, yeah, but I don't speak Spanish.
It was crazy, right, it happened. That's a real story.
Freddie sal Alfredo Salcedo. Funny story. When we were in
(31:06):
high school, when were in college, Freddie was a do gooder.
He had a great heart, and he chased a guy
who had mugged a woman and sold her backpack. He
chased her and the guy turned and shot him and
hit him in the leg. It's a true story, but
he became a bullfighter, but he had to cancel his
bullfighting lessons because they were charging too much.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Was a long setup. The guy asked his son why
he was wearing eyeliner to school. He said it was
for a makeup test.
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