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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time time sign time, luck and load.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So Michael Very Show is on the air, and Jim,
(00:31):
you're on the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Go ahead, sir, Yes, sir, I just want to say
in all your great and it's about a year and
a half ago. Two years ago you called it. There
was a mayor somewhere in Michigan that said he wanted
to ban yoga pants in public, and you said, there's
something wrong with the man that wants to ban yoga
pants in public. He's hiding something. A couple months later,
he was arrested for indecent photos of children on computer.
(00:54):
And every time Walwell was the same way with his
demands and all his outspoken this about women and how
bad they're treated and everybody should be punished. I just
thought it was amazing it happened. I immediately thought of you.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
You know, Jim, it's every time when someone you know, imagine.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What do you do for a living.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I'm in the old fields.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
What are you do in the old fields?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Downhold tools?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
What do you sell them? Rent them and run them,
rent them and run them.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yes, sir, you're an operator, a service fighter to the operators, and.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
What is your service.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Downhold tools through to the tools, and.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
So are you in witness protection or something. I'm not
getting a sense of what you do if I followed
you in the course of a day. What do you
wear to work?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Far clothing and steal toe boots and hard hat gloves.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
And okay, are you ever actually lifting anything or moving?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Are you just bossing other people around who are.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
No, sir, I done them both, Go sir?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
How long did you get into how'd you get into that?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Just as a kid in Bakersfield, California starting the oil fields.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's what everybody does there.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You either go to the farms and the oil fields.
And I hated farm work.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What'd your dad do?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
He was a deputy sheriff.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Really, yes, sir, and so straight out of high school
you went into that.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
While I was in high school, I started in the
yard and after schools, after school days, I'd go to
go to the yard, do maintenance on rigs and rebuild
bps and clean the locker rooms. Did you have and
pick up empty beer cans?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Did you have a family connection or did you just
go down and apply.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
No, sir, I just walked in one day and said, Hi,
my name's Jim. He looked at me, smoking a cigar,
drinking whiskey at noon. He said, come after school every
day you have a job. I said, yes, sir, and
I will next day. And what showed up? Started working?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Would they pay you in the.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
That was in the eighties, believe it or not, Michael,
I was making ten dollars an hour when my friends
were working at the supermarkets making three fifteen.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Ten bucks an hour. And what year would you guess
that was?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That was eighty six.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Wow, that was a lot of money back then, a
lot of money. Did you buy yourself a truck?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I did? I bought at nineteen seventy three Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh you thought you were the cats me down long
bet or short bed.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Short bed with the four fifty four engine in it.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Did you upgrade the speaker system to a Pioneer or
something fancy?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, sir, I was too cheap. I saved all my money.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Good for you? And then you graduated high school? And
then what did you do?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Just went to the rigs where learned the business in Bakershield, Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And then I'd you end up in Houston?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
How'd you end up in Houston? Forty years later?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I moved here twenty five years ago, work related? Okay,
to work for this company you work for now, yes, sir?
And what was your connection to them or did you
just apply like every other person.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Applied like every other person?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
And then how much did you make when you started
twenty five years ago?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
One hundred and ten.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Damn, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
It was. It was decent, Yes, sir.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Twenty five years ago, one hundred and ten. That's very good.
What do you make today?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Wait, you're working eighty ninety hours?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
No, no, I'm not I get that, but that's still
a lot of money. There's people working eighty ninety hours
twenty five years ago.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
So I agree, very blessed, yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And today.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
A whole lot more.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Two fifty more, three fifty more, good night.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Five hundred.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I'm good, Mike. I appreciate you, sir, because I have
a lot of friends that listen to you. I have
a lot of friends that listen to you, and I
live a very thrifty frugal lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
And good about that. Good for you.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I love your story, dude, I really do. I love
your story. I think that's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
And I want you to know that Kentucky had Hunters
are still the most unappreciated band.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Did you call in with that one time?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
That was great?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yes, sir, I vaguely remember that it was.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I think the reason I remember it was because it
was such a random addition to the UH to the conversation.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Good for you? How old are your kids?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Thirty six and twenty seven?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Gosh, you're a lot older than I guess you're a
lot older. And it doesn't make sense because if I
was paying attention to the story, I'd realize you're my age,
but you sound like you're thirty three.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You do well.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I feel like I'm ninety three with my body, but
thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Well, that's hard work, and mama's a school teacher. No, sir,
Mama don't have to work. Mama don't have to work.
She's a kept woman. As Jerry Klaer said, she wakes up,
she takes her breakfast in whatever room she wants to,
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or she don't take it at all.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yes, sir, Oh, Jerry Cloud, you remember the.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Story where Jerry Klower talks about the she coon and
UH and the only thing mama has to do is
get up, unlock the door for the help to come
in and clean the house.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That's the hardest thing she does all day long.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
No, we don't live like that, sir.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
What part of town do you live in? Noise man,
This dude's buddies are going to give him nine kinds
of hell, and they must all talk about the show
because he's certain that they know it's him on the line.
What's the first name of it?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
One time I got a text message while you were
you and I were still talking.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, it's funny because I'm surprised because what will happen sometimes,
and I've never understood what people are thinking when they
do this, is I'll have somebody on the air that's
never been on the air before.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
And their phone will keep clicking.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
You can't hardly hear them because their buddies are calling them,
and I'm trying to think how that conversation goes.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Hey, Johnny, you're on the phone with Michael Barry right now? Like,
how does that work?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
What what a spastic move?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
That's funny they bust in my backside a little bit.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, Well, that that's what your buddies like that are
for that. That's that's what they're That's that's what they're
supposed to do. Good for you do your do your kids?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Work?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
In the off field? One does and does he do well?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
He does better than the old man does.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, send me an email if you would, Jim, I'd
like to connect with you. That's a good dude. Director
that stude. You want to have a beer with that?
Speaker 6 (08:13):
There?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Can you believe he's making all that money? That's crazy?
And no college debt? Now I get it? Eighty nine
Those are long weeks, but still smell the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Earlier this year, President Trump signed the Whole Milk for
Healthy Kids Act.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
This is another of the Robert F.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Kennedy MAHA Make America Health Again, Healthy Again movement, which
brought whole milk back to schools. You know, you can
take a lot of these subjects and you say to yourself,
I'm fifty five, so you can measure yourself based on that.
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The diet I ate at eight years old was healthier
than people eat today. But in the intervening forty seven years,
that diet was demeaned, insulted, humiliated, scoffed at, scare used
as scare tactics. You take anything, any single item that
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you ate, and chances are quote unquote conventional health, conventional medicine,
conventional media told you that it was horrible for you
and you should cut it from your diet. And to
a te the items they told you to replace it with.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Were far far worse.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
For you or were bad for you when the original
thing wasn't.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Real. Fat.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Oh gotta cut fat from our diet. Let me tell
you something. You could put a camera on Chad KNOCKANISHI.
We may do it without you knowing it, without him
knowing it, and you could follow Chad Knock andishi and
if he does it, it's a longevity tool, it's a
health and wellness tool. If he doesn't do it, you
shouldn't either. But there's a lot of people morbidly obese
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who if I told you what his daily REGI I
not do that. It's crazy. It's absolutely crazy. The number
of people I know yesterday, Billy and Connie Stagner came
over last night.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
A lot of people don't know this. Billy Stagner's one
of the healthy human beings you'll ever meet, and he's
like seventy five. He works out twice a day.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Billy has started you know, I'm at an age where
we sit around and talk about our healthcare hacks. And
he puts heavy whipping cream into his morning coffee to
build up his fat levels because he doesn't get enough
fat in his diet. I know, hard to believe red meat.
Remember red meat was so bad for you. Oh, red
meat was into the world.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You don't want red meat. Turns out red meat is
really good for you.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
And most Americans are getting a protein deficiency. Almost every
American if you subscribe to the one gram of protein
per pound that you weigh, then almost every American is
getting it has a protein deficiency. Whole milk protein. You
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could just go item butter. All those butter substitutes. Guess
what they were? Terrible real butter good for you?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Who knew? Who knew?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
President Trump signed the whole meal. Oh coffee, So I've
been I've switched from reading about sleep and heart to liver.
Turns out the studies show that coffee is good for
liver health. Coffee was caffeine. It was terrible. Cut the coffee.
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And so people that don't And then here's the worst one.
The worst one is people who tell me I don't
know what to do. You can't leave anything. Yeah, you're
an adult. Think for yourself seems like a good thing.
Whole milk for kids.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No one could argue that right well.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
While speaking at an event in February, Oregon Congressman Maxine
Dexter compared white milk in schools with white supremacy.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
You can't make this up.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Please ask for the science based regiments, not whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Our junior is getting kickbacks on, or you know whatever.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Whole milk, white supremacy.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Dog whistling that's happening right now.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I'm getting a little too plittable.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Everything that these NPR leftist white weasel liberals soy milk
types is for is bad for you. That's why they
all have allergies. That's why they all need therapists. They're
mentally and physically unwell. You take old Jim working in
the oil field. I guarantees one hundred times healthier than
them eating red meat and whatever the hell else he wants.
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White milk is like white supremacy. That sound like a
good topic for NPR.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
The following program is only made possible by contributions from
listeners like you.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Hello, and welcome to soft voices, hard truths. My apologies.
I'm a little charged up today. I'm your host Wesley Cardigan.
In a nation reckoning with its past, a new question kurdles.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
To the surface. Is white milk racist?
Speaker 8 (13:34):
For generations, it's been poured without question, cold pale, unchallenged,
But critics now argue white milk isn't just a beverage,
it's a narrative one that centers blandness as a virtue.
Because cows, were told are listening. Cows raised exclusively by
white male farmers, often within what one active is described
as pasture adjacent power structures, continue to produce white milk, predictable, monogrammatic,
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some say the milk of choice for white supremacists, but
shift the environment and the otter responds. Cows raised by
people of color are now reportedly producing chocolate milk straight
from the source, no powders, no syrups, just live experience,
free from the shackles of white supremacy. One farmer described
it as reparations you can pour over cereal and in
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LGBTQ plus farming collectives, cows are producing a fruity milk,
naturally pink, lightly sweet strawberry milk, and, according to one
non binary hostein Finally Seen the dairy industry insists milk
is milk, but critics ask who decided that and why
does two percent feel like patriarchy? Researchers are now exploring
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oat milk, which identifies as dairy adjacent but refuses labels.
For now, Americans are left to confront an uncomfortable truth.
The next time you open your fridge, you may not
just be choosing milk. You may be choosing racism.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I must remind you that following this program, cedar Rain
will show you the benefits of building tiny homes.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
Out of reclaimed wood.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Thank you for listening to our little program where the
only thing hard is the truth, and the only thing
soft it's the voices.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
Oh wait, that doesn't seem right.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Dear, he's eating right now. He can't be mickleberry. Sir,
Please do not call him the fat pig. See I'm
trying to be nice. Don't call him a fat pig.
You got this from your dad, right, A Stanley thermos
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coffee thermos that he ganked from his dad.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
He doesn't know when, at some point in the past. Now,
Stanley made a comeback in the last couple of years.
I don't know why. I actually learned Stanley made a
comeback because Corey Crinshaw, rind of mine from Beaumont, started
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giving out Stanley uh tumblers. So the way Yedi used
to have, you know, like Yedi was the hot thing.
The pink Stanley tumblr was you needed, yeah squeaks when
you turn it. The pink Stanley tumbler was a hot
item there for a while. So he would deliver those
and photograph and say so and so got a Stanley
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tumblr today, And people would beg for a Stanley tumbler.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I don't know if they were hard to find.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
A lid like, oh yeah, here you go ahead, you're
porting one of the nice people for you.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Off, what do you have to do? Just like that
is vented. I like to tick the top then it
gets too cold. Oh really okay, so what Oh wow?
So I take the whole lid off. Not too high, okay,
all right, it's a little bit okay, okay, so okay,
come back in there.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
So what a thing. My dad carried this same tumbler
and I thought his was Coleman, but maybe it was Stanley.
Let me just describe the beauty of this thing. So
how much you think this thing holds so it's the
size of a foot, it's the length of a football.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Twenty four ounces. You think it alls, I bet it
doesn't hold that many.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
And it's got the handle on the side, just brilliant.
You can hook that on something, you can hold it,
but the handle will also collapse down in cause you
don't want it out for whatever reason. It's insulated so
that it will hold your coffee hot forever. It has
the lid that unscrews.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
All right, there we go.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
See.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I don't think my dad's had this stopper lid, this
gasket lid, so that probably contributes a great deal to
retaining the heat. I don't remember that on his. But
then it has the lid on the top that opens
that becomes your cup. And so my dad would leave
every day with his coffee in his little stanley. I
thought as was colmon, but maybe it looks just the
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same color, that same green, just brilliant. So I read
a lot on health and wellness, and I don't think
it has to be approved by Anthony Fauci to be
healthy or unhealthy.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Now look, I think there's a lot of people selling
quote unquote supplements that have no real effect there are
a placebo and they're getting paid for it with good marketing.
I think some people are selling supplements that we'll find
out are not actually good for you. But I think
there are some people selling supplements. The problems is crowded
field and it's unregulated and untested that are actually good
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for you, and it's hard to know which is which,
like anything else. But when you look at the as
my mother will say, when you look at at the litature, literature,
let's you say literature, you'll see there are people saying
don't drink coffee over the last forty years, and lots
of studies that say, actually, coffee has a lot of
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good effects. And then you'll find a study that says
that you know, you'll see a newsweek headline coffee's bad
for you, and they studied if someone drank exclusively coffee,
you know, one hundred ounces a day for fifty years,
turns out that's not good for you. Okay, not realistic,
But all people saw was the headline red wine. If
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you want to believe that red wine is bad for you,
a taste of red wine. If you want to believe
that red wine is bad for you, there are plenty
of headlines red wine is bad for you. If you
want to believe that red wine is good for you,
you can find plenty of headlines that red wine is
good for you. If you want good clickbait, red wine
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is good for you is going to get more clicks
than red wine is bad for you, because people are
going to drink red wine because they like it already.
It's habitual, it's cultural, it's consistent in their lives, and
if they can find a headline that validates what they're doing,
they need that affirmation, so.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
They'll go, that's good.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
I'll click on that, so now I can feel good
about what I was already going to do anyway. But
what you find is it's all a question of how
much of it you drink. By the way, on the
subject of liver health, the premiere, to my knowledge, the
premiere liver expert in the region is doctor Joe Galotti,
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and he will be our guests next Thursday from nine
am to ten am. So if you have a liver
related question, you can send that or anything else to
me through our website at Michael Berryshow dot com Michael
Berryshow dot com. While you're there, you can sign up
for our daily blast where we send clips from the show,
whatever memes I think are funny. You can buy our
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show gear while you're there, And of course it says
Michael an email and those come directly to me and
I read every single one of them, which has become
harder and harder because we have now crossed over one
hundred markets across the country, so that makes for a
lot of people and a lot of people emailing. I
do have a don't send me more than one email
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per day or I block you rule, because if you
think about this, if you're getting a thousand emails from
a thousand people in a day and everybody says, well,
I'd like to send you two emails, you all of
a sudden went from barely sustainable to I can't keep
up because you think I'm the person you need to
send every forward, every email.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Joke too.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
So the Astrodome Conservancy is now touting the news that
the National Park Service recently shared that the Astrodome meets
the criteria for consideration as a National Historic Landmark. Uh okay, well,
the Astrodome Conservancy, they got no dog in hunt, right,
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That's just people that want to conserve the Astrodome. Now,
mind you Yankee Stadium, the house that Ruth built. I'm
as big an Astros fan as you will find, especially
the old Astros, the Rainbow Jersey Astros, as big a
fan as you'll find. But if you can tear down
Yankee Stadium because it no longer makes sense, then you
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can damn well tear down the Astrodome. It doesn't make
our memories go away. You can build a museum to it.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'm fine with that.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
It is inefficient and silly to hold on to it.
But for the Astrodome Conservancy to now be saying, oh,
national historic landmark, do you know why they wanted to
be a National Historic landmark? Because they are pushing a
plan of over a billion dollars for the dome.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Do you know why?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Because the people associated with that are bond lawyers, bond financiers,
and other people are architects. Look, I got it. They
want to make a living. I got that, but not
from taxpayer dollars. The taxpayers of this region built a
basketball stadium Toileta Center, Baseball stadium in Runfield, Football Stadium, NRG.
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We don't need to preserve another stadium. We have a
stadium for every sport.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
What are we.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Doing, Michael Berry, The.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Mogadishue continues to outd California as the weirdest place in
the country, or at least the worst run place in
the country. Minnesota City Council voted twelve to one to
begin the legislative process that could lead to the legalization
of adult bathhouses and sex venues. Oh remember when Joe
Biden was talking to Anderson Pooper, and out of nowhere
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he said, you know, you know, Anderson, you know the
bath houses, you know where the have sex.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
You know, Anderson.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
Remember Anderson back fifteen twenty years ago, we talked about
this in San Francisco. Is all about well, you know,
gay gay gay bath houses and every it's all about
round the clock sex.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
It's all Come on, man.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
When Joe Biden doesn't know how to end a sentence
and he's blurted out things and he's so far out
on a limb he doesn't know what to do, he
then just says, come on, man, what does that mean?
Does that mean knock it off? Don't have sex twenty
four hours a day? Play that again that Just remember.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
Anderson back fifteen twenty years ago, we talked about this
in San Francisco. Is all about well, you know, gay
gay gay bath houses and every it's all about round
the clock sex.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's all Come on, man, man, not round the clock.
Come on, you can't have sex around the clock. You
hurt something or somebody. What are you doing? Come on, man, hey,
you guys. How long y'all been having sexy there? Twenty
four hours?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Come on man, leave room for some of else. Come on, man,
what kind of weird? What is that? How does that
wrap up that? One more time?
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Remember Anderson back fifteen twenty years ago, we talked about
this and in San Francisco is all about well, you know,
gay gay gay bath houses and every it's all about
round the clock sex.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
It's all Come on, man, what's going through his mind
at that point? What's going through Anderson Pooper's mind?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Right there? Andest is like, yeah, that sound pretty good
right now, right right now?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
All right. So that's what they're gonna do in Mogadishu.
They're opening up sex venues.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
And you know who's very very very happy with his
jazz hands, Governor Timmy Waltz.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Hello, everybody, your boy Timmy Waltz here letting some steam out. Literally,
I'm in Athama with the boys just chewing a fat
talking about ball sports like I always do. My wonderful
state of Minnesota continues to be a trailblazer when it
comes to tackling legislation. Recently, Minneapoli stepped up and voted
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twelve to one to possibly bring.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Back Are you ready for this? Bath houses? That's right?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Remember bath houses in San Francisco in the nineties.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
I sure do.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
That's where I.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Interviewed Bruce for my assistant position. Those were huge in
the nineties. Then some guys caught a flu or something
and they closed them all down. Looks like San Francisco
is coming to Minnesota. Don't just take it for me.
All the boys in Masauna was me. You're excited, right,
Jade and Liam asher Zane, Heck, they're all in.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
I'm tickled pink with passionate about this. Guys.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
This might surprise some of you folks, but I'm a
bit bath guy. I haven't showered in years. Nothing better
than drawing a warm bath. I glass the Shardenay and
watching the Twins game or my Golden Girls three runs whatever. Well,
gotta run, it's leg day. Gotta go spot the boys
while they do some squats love sha.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Earlier in the show, Jim called in the fellow that
works in the energy patch works hard, makes good money.
You know that's you can do it. It's just hard work.
It's easy to say, easier said than done.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
It's hard work.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
And I asked him if mama was a school teacher,
and she probably was at some point, but mama doesn't
work anymore. And I said, mama doesn't have to work.
Mama spoiled, because that's part of a man's pride is
being able to spoil their wife. If a wife doesn't
have to work, now, if she wants to work, that's fine.
She didn't have to work, and he's able to provide
for her. That that is something not every man can do.
(27:31):
Job doesn't pay that well, whatever, But it is kind
of a provider male thing that you take great pride in.
And I made the reference to Jerry Klower And if
you don't know that story, it's one of my favorite
Jerry Clower stories.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
Not too long ago, I was in Philadethia, Pennsylvania, doing
one of them talk shows. Now, I had an encounter
with the she cun of all of the women livers
in the work Now I'm not women liberators. I've been
one all my life, and I have all my life
(28:06):
been willing for a lady to make wages like a
man if she did a man's job.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
And I've always thought this.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
But I'm minding my own business. I'm sitting in the
green room waiting to be called to come out on
the big talk show before millions of people, and the
she coon come walking in the room, and I know
she's a female as to how her dungarees are fitting
her when she comes walking in the rooms. I got
(28:36):
up and said, lady, take my chest. She said, you
sit down. I said, ma'am, you sit down. I said, lady,
my ancestors would come up out of the grave and
get me. I have been taught all my life to
stand up and give a lady a chair.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
She said, you sit down. I said, I ain't gonna
tell it.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
So she sat down in the middle of the floor
to embarrass me, left me standing.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
By the vacant chair.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
I said, lady, I would ambass you for nothing in
the world. I am a man. What don't believe in
ambashing lady folks? And I want to do what's right.
Tell me what all women are you liberating, She said,
every female in America some phase of her life.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I intend to help liberate.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
I said, But let me tell you about me and Mama. Whoo,
I said, Me and Mama has been married twenty six years.
She was my childhood sweetheart. I ain't never had another date.
And Mama sleeps every morning till she gets ready to
get up. Now she might have to get up at
(29:48):
eight o'clock and unlock the door to let the lady in.
What I got hired to wait on Mama. Yeah, And
when Mama does get up, she can f makes her
own breakfast or have it brought to her. It'll be
Mama's option, whichever way she wants it. And when Mama
does get up and watches them soap operas, she can
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watch it in three different rooms in the house, laying down, leaning,
or prop to whichever way she wants to do it.
And when Mama gets ready to go to the supermarket
or get a high fix, she goes in.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
A brand new goal.
Speaker 9 (30:29):
Lincoln cononmental, I said, miss woman Liver, Mama don't want.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
You messing with the deals she's gotten.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
It's so true there is a split in this country.
That's why a lot of wives of men who work,
and the wife raises the family. If they pay close
attention to what the left is doing, the agenda of
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the angry white liberal left is not good for most women.
It's that time time sign time, luck and load.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So Michael Very Show is on the air, and Jim,
(00:31):
you're on the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Go ahead, sir, Yes, sir, I just want to say
in all your great and it's about a year and
a half ago. Two years ago you called it. There
was a mayor somewhere in Michigan that said he wanted
to ban yoga pants in public, and you said, there's
something wrong with the man that wants to ban yoga
pants in public. He's hiding something. A couple months later,
he was arrested for indecent photos of children on computer.
(00:54):
And every time Walwell was the same way with his
demands and all his outspoken this about women and how
bad they're treated and everybody should be punished. I just
thought it was amazing it happened. I immediately thought of you.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
You know, Jim, it's every time when someone you know, imagine.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What do you do for a living.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I'm in the old fields.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
What are you do in the old fields?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Downhold tools?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
What do you sell them? Rent them and run them,
rent them and run them.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yes, sir, you're an operator, a service fighter to the operators, and.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
What is your service.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Downhold tools through to the tools, and.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
So are you in witness protection or something. I'm not
getting a sense of what you do if I followed
you in the course of a day. What do you
wear to work?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Far clothing and steal toe boots and hard hat gloves.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
And okay, are you ever actually lifting anything or moving?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Are you just bossing other people around who are.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
No, sir, I done them both, Go sir?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
How long did you get into how'd you get into that?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Just as a kid in Bakersfield, California starting the oil fields.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's what everybody does there.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You either go to the farms and the oil fields.
And I hated farm work.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What'd your dad do?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
He was a deputy sheriff.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Really, yes, sir, and so straight out of high school
you went into that.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
While I was in high school, I started in the
yard and after schools, after school days, I'd go to
go to the yard, do maintenance on rigs and rebuild
bps and clean the locker rooms. Did you have and
pick up empty beer cans?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Did you have a family connection or did you just
go down and apply.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
No, sir, I just walked in one day and said, Hi,
my name's Jim. He looked at me, smoking a cigar,
drinking whiskey at noon. He said, come after school every
day you have a job. I said, yes, sir, and
I will next day. And what showed up? Started working?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Would they pay you in the.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
That was in the eighties, believe it or not, Michael,
I was making ten dollars an hour when my friends
were working at the supermarkets making three fifteen.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Ten bucks an hour. And what year would you guess
that was?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That was eighty six.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Wow, that was a lot of money back then, a
lot of money. Did you buy yourself a truck?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I did? I bought at nineteen seventy three Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh you thought you were the cats me down long
bet or short bed.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Short bed with the four fifty four engine in it.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Did you upgrade the speaker system to a Pioneer or
something fancy?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, sir, I was too cheap. I saved all my money.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Good for you? And then you graduated high school? And
then what did you do?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Just went to the rigs where learned the business in Bakershield, Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And then I'd you end up in Houston?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
How'd you end up in Houston? Forty years later?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I moved here twenty five years ago, work related? Okay,
to work for this company you work for now, yes, sir?
And what was your connection to them or did you
just apply like every other person.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Applied like every other person?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
And then how much did you make when you started
twenty five years ago?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
One hundred and ten.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Damn, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
It was. It was decent, Yes, sir.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Twenty five years ago, one hundred and ten. That's very good.
What do you make today?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Wait, you're working eighty ninety hours?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
No, no, I'm not I get that, but that's still
a lot of money. There's people working eighty ninety hours
twenty five years ago.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
So I agree, very blessed, yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And today.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
A whole lot more.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Two fifty more, three fifty more, good night.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Five hundred.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I'm good, Mike. I appreciate you, sir, because I have
a lot of friends that listen to you. I have
a lot of friends that listen to you, and I
live a very thrifty frugal lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
And good about that. Good for you.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I love your story, dude, I really do. I love
your story. I think that's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
And I want you to know that Kentucky had Hunters
are still the most unappreciated band.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Did you call in with that one time?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
That was great?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yes, sir, I vaguely remember that it was.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I think the reason I remember it was because it
was such a random addition to the UH to the conversation.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Good for you? How old are your kids?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Thirty six and twenty seven?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Gosh, you're a lot older than I guess you're a
lot older. And it doesn't make sense because if I
was paying attention to the story, I'd realize you're my age,
but you sound like you're thirty three.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You do well.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I feel like I'm ninety three with my body, but
thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Well, that's hard work, and mama's a school teacher. No, sir,
Mama don't have to work. Mama don't have to work.
She's a kept woman. As Jerry Klaer said, she wakes up,
she takes her breakfast in whatever room she wants to,
(06:34):
or she don't take it at all.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yes, sir, Oh, Jerry Cloud, you remember the.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Story where Jerry Klower talks about the she coon and
UH and the only thing mama has to do is
get up, unlock the door for the help to come
in and clean the house.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That's the hardest thing she does all day long.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
No, we don't live like that, sir.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
What part of town do you live in? Noise man,
This dude's buddies are going to give him nine kinds
of hell, and they must all talk about the show
because he's certain that they know it's him on the line.
What's the first name of it?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
One time I got a text message while you were
you and I were still talking.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, it's funny because I'm surprised because what will happen sometimes,
and I've never understood what people are thinking when they
do this, is I'll have somebody on the air that's
never been on the air before.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
And their phone will keep clicking.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
You can't hardly hear them because their buddies are calling them,
and I'm trying to think how that conversation goes.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Hey, Johnny, you're on the phone with Michael Barry right now? Like,
how does that work?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
What what a spastic move?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
That's funny they bust in my backside a little bit.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, Well, that that's what your buddies like that are
for that. That's that's what they're That's that's what they're
supposed to do. Good for you do your do your kids?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Work?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
In the off field? One does and does he do well?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
He does better than the old man does.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, send me an email if you would, Jim, I'd
like to connect with you. That's a good dude. Director
that stude. You want to have a beer with that?
Speaker 6 (08:13):
There?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Can you believe he's making all that money? That's crazy?
And no college debt? Now I get it? Eighty nine
Those are long weeks, but still smell the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Earlier this year, President Trump signed the Whole Milk for
Healthy Kids Act.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
This is another of the Robert F.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Kennedy MAHA Make America Health Again, Healthy Again movement, which
brought whole milk back to schools. You know, you can
take a lot of these subjects and you say to yourself,
I'm fifty five, so you can measure yourself based on that.
(09:03):
The diet I ate at eight years old was healthier
than people eat today. But in the intervening forty seven years,
that diet was demeaned, insulted, humiliated, scoffed at, scare used
as scare tactics. You take anything, any single item that
(09:29):
you ate, and chances are quote unquote conventional health, conventional medicine,
conventional media told you that it was horrible for you
and you should cut it from your diet. And to
a te the items they told you to replace it with.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Were far far worse.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
For you or were bad for you when the original
thing wasn't.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Real. Fat.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Oh gotta cut fat from our diet. Let me tell
you something. You could put a camera on Chad KNOCKANISHI.
We may do it without you knowing it, without him
knowing it, and you could follow Chad Knock andishi and
if he does it, it's a longevity tool, it's a
health and wellness tool. If he doesn't do it, you
shouldn't either. But there's a lot of people morbidly obese
(10:19):
who if I told you what his daily REGI I
not do that. It's crazy. It's absolutely crazy. The number
of people I know yesterday, Billy and Connie Stagner came
over last night.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
A lot of people don't know this. Billy Stagner's one
of the healthy human beings you'll ever meet, and he's
like seventy five. He works out twice a day.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Billy has started you know, I'm at an age where
we sit around and talk about our healthcare hacks. And
he puts heavy whipping cream into his morning coffee to
build up his fat levels because he doesn't get enough
fat in his diet. I know, hard to believe red meat.
Remember red meat was so bad for you. Oh, red
meat was into the world.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You don't want red meat. Turns out red meat is
really good for you.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
And most Americans are getting a protein deficiency. Almost every
American if you subscribe to the one gram of protein
per pound that you weigh, then almost every American is
getting it has a protein deficiency. Whole milk protein. You
(11:27):
could just go item butter. All those butter substitutes. Guess
what they were? Terrible real butter good for you?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Who knew? Who knew?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
President Trump signed the whole meal. Oh coffee, So I've
been I've switched from reading about sleep and heart to liver.
Turns out the studies show that coffee is good for
liver health. Coffee was caffeine. It was terrible. Cut the coffee.
(12:00):
And so people that don't And then here's the worst one.
The worst one is people who tell me I don't
know what to do. You can't leave anything. Yeah, you're
an adult. Think for yourself seems like a good thing.
Whole milk for kids.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No one could argue that right well.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
While speaking at an event in February, Oregon Congressman Maxine
Dexter compared white milk in schools with white supremacy.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
You can't make this up.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Please ask for the science based regiments, not whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Our junior is getting kickbacks on, or you know whatever.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Whole milk, white supremacy.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Dog whistling that's happening right now.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I'm getting a little too plittable.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Everything that these NPR leftist white weasel liberals soy milk
types is for is bad for you. That's why they
all have allergies. That's why they all need therapists. They're
mentally and physically unwell. You take old Jim working in
the oil field. I guarantees one hundred times healthier than
them eating red meat and whatever the hell else he wants.
(13:08):
White milk is like white supremacy. That sound like a
good topic for NPR.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
The following program is only made possible by contributions from
listeners like you.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Hello, and welcome to soft voices, hard truths. My apologies.
I'm a little charged up today. I'm your host Wesley Cardigan.
In a nation reckoning with its past, a new question kurdles.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
To the surface. Is white milk racist?
Speaker 8 (13:34):
For generations, it's been poured without question, cold pale, unchallenged,
But critics now argue white milk isn't just a beverage,
it's a narrative one that centers blandness as a virtue.
Because cows, were told are listening. Cows raised exclusively by
white male farmers, often within what one active is described
as pasture adjacent power structures, continue to produce white milk, predictable, monogrammatic,
(13:59):
some say the milk of choice for white supremacists, but
shift the environment and the otter responds. Cows raised by
people of color are now reportedly producing chocolate milk straight
from the source, no powders, no syrups, just live experience,
free from the shackles of white supremacy. One farmer described
it as reparations you can pour over cereal and in
(14:21):
LGBTQ plus farming collectives, cows are producing a fruity milk,
naturally pink, lightly sweet strawberry milk, and, according to one
non binary hostein Finally Seen the dairy industry insists milk
is milk, but critics ask who decided that and why
does two percent feel like patriarchy? Researchers are now exploring
(14:43):
oat milk, which identifies as dairy adjacent but refuses labels.
For now, Americans are left to confront an uncomfortable truth.
The next time you open your fridge, you may not
just be choosing milk. You may be choosing racism.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I must remind you that following this program, cedar Rain
will show you the benefits of building tiny homes.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
Out of reclaimed wood.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Thank you for listening to our little program where the
only thing hard is the truth, and the only thing
soft it's the voices.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
Oh wait, that doesn't seem right.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Dear, he's eating right now. He can't be mickleberry. Sir,
Please do not call him the fat pig. See I'm
trying to be nice. Don't call him a fat pig.
You got this from your dad, right, A Stanley thermos
(15:38):
coffee thermos that he ganked from his dad.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
He doesn't know when, at some point in the past. Now,
Stanley made a comeback in the last couple of years.
I don't know why. I actually learned Stanley made a
comeback because Corey Crinshaw, rind of mine from Beaumont, started
(16:02):
giving out Stanley uh tumblers. So the way Yedi used
to have, you know, like Yedi was the hot thing.
The pink Stanley tumblr was you needed, yeah squeaks when
you turn it. The pink Stanley tumbler was a hot
item there for a while. So he would deliver those
and photograph and say so and so got a Stanley
(16:23):
tumblr today, And people would beg for a Stanley tumbler.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I don't know if they were hard to find.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
A lid like, oh yeah, here you go ahead, you're
porting one of the nice people for you.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Off, what do you have to do? Just like that
is vented. I like to tick the top then it
gets too cold. Oh really okay, so what Oh wow?
So I take the whole lid off. Not too high, okay,
all right, it's a little bit okay, okay, so okay,
come back in there.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
So what a thing. My dad carried this same tumbler
and I thought his was Coleman, but maybe it was Stanley.
Let me just describe the beauty of this thing. So
how much you think this thing holds so it's the
size of a foot, it's the length of a football.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Twenty four ounces. You think it alls, I bet it
doesn't hold that many.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
And it's got the handle on the side, just brilliant.
You can hook that on something, you can hold it,
but the handle will also collapse down in cause you
don't want it out for whatever reason. It's insulated so
that it will hold your coffee hot forever. It has
the lid that unscrews.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
All right, there we go.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
See.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I don't think my dad's had this stopper lid, this
gasket lid, so that probably contributes a great deal to
retaining the heat. I don't remember that on his. But
then it has the lid on the top that opens
that becomes your cup. And so my dad would leave
every day with his coffee in his little stanley. I
thought as was colmon, but maybe it looks just the
(18:01):
same color, that same green, just brilliant. So I read
a lot on health and wellness, and I don't think
it has to be approved by Anthony Fauci to be
healthy or unhealthy.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Now look, I think there's a lot of people selling
quote unquote supplements that have no real effect there are
a placebo and they're getting paid for it with good marketing.
I think some people are selling supplements that we'll find
out are not actually good for you. But I think
there are some people selling supplements. The problems is crowded
field and it's unregulated and untested that are actually good
(18:41):
for you, and it's hard to know which is which,
like anything else. But when you look at the as
my mother will say, when you look at at the litature, literature,
let's you say literature, you'll see there are people saying
don't drink coffee over the last forty years, and lots
of studies that say, actually, coffee has a lot of
(19:03):
good effects. And then you'll find a study that says
that you know, you'll see a newsweek headline coffee's bad
for you, and they studied if someone drank exclusively coffee,
you know, one hundred ounces a day for fifty years,
turns out that's not good for you. Okay, not realistic,
But all people saw was the headline red wine. If
(19:27):
you want to believe that red wine is bad for you,
a taste of red wine. If you want to believe
that red wine is bad for you, there are plenty
of headlines red wine is bad for you. If you
want to believe that red wine is good for you,
you can find plenty of headlines that red wine is
good for you. If you want good clickbait, red wine
(19:50):
is good for you is going to get more clicks
than red wine is bad for you, because people are
going to drink red wine because they like it already.
It's habitual, it's cultural, it's consistent in their lives, and
if they can find a headline that validates what they're doing,
they need that affirmation, so.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
They'll go, that's good.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
I'll click on that, so now I can feel good
about what I was already going to do anyway. But
what you find is it's all a question of how
much of it you drink. By the way, on the
subject of liver health, the premiere, to my knowledge, the
premiere liver expert in the region is doctor Joe Galotti,
(20:34):
and he will be our guests next Thursday from nine
am to ten am. So if you have a liver
related question, you can send that or anything else to
me through our website at Michael Berryshow dot com Michael
Berryshow dot com. While you're there, you can sign up
for our daily blast where we send clips from the show,
whatever memes I think are funny. You can buy our
(20:56):
show gear while you're there, And of course it says
Michael an email and those come directly to me and
I read every single one of them, which has become
harder and harder because we have now crossed over one
hundred markets across the country, so that makes for a
lot of people and a lot of people emailing. I
do have a don't send me more than one email
(21:17):
per day or I block you rule, because if you
think about this, if you're getting a thousand emails from
a thousand people in a day and everybody says, well,
I'd like to send you two emails, you all of
a sudden went from barely sustainable to I can't keep
up because you think I'm the person you need to
send every forward, every email.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Joke too.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
So the Astrodome Conservancy is now touting the news that
the National Park Service recently shared that the Astrodome meets
the criteria for consideration as a National Historic Landmark. Uh okay, well,
the Astrodome Conservancy, they got no dog in hunt, right,
(22:01):
That's just people that want to conserve the Astrodome. Now,
mind you Yankee Stadium, the house that Ruth built. I'm
as big an Astros fan as you will find, especially
the old Astros, the Rainbow Jersey Astros, as big a
fan as you'll find. But if you can tear down
Yankee Stadium because it no longer makes sense, then you
(22:23):
can damn well tear down the Astrodome. It doesn't make
our memories go away. You can build a museum to it.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'm fine with that.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
It is inefficient and silly to hold on to it.
But for the Astrodome Conservancy to now be saying, oh,
national historic landmark, do you know why they wanted to
be a National Historic landmark? Because they are pushing a
plan of over a billion dollars for the dome.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Do you know why?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Because the people associated with that are bond lawyers, bond financiers,
and other people are architects. Look, I got it. They
want to make a living. I got that, but not
from taxpayer dollars. The taxpayers of this region built a
basketball stadium Toileta Center, Baseball stadium in Runfield, Football Stadium, NRG.
(23:19):
We don't need to preserve another stadium. We have a
stadium for every sport.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
What are we.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Doing, Michael Berry, The.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Mogadishue continues to outd California as the weirdest place in
the country, or at least the worst run place in
the country. Minnesota City Council voted twelve to one to
begin the legislative process that could lead to the legalization
of adult bathhouses and sex venues. Oh remember when Joe
Biden was talking to Anderson Pooper, and out of nowhere
(23:55):
he said, you know, you know, Anderson, you know the
bath houses, you know where the have sex.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
You know, Anderson.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
Remember Anderson back fifteen twenty years ago, we talked about
this in San Francisco. Is all about well, you know,
gay gay gay bath houses and every it's all about
round the clock sex.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
It's all Come on, man.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
When Joe Biden doesn't know how to end a sentence
and he's blurted out things and he's so far out
on a limb he doesn't know what to do, he
then just says, come on, man, what does that mean?
Does that mean knock it off? Don't have sex twenty
four hours a day? Play that again that Just remember.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
Anderson back fifteen twenty years ago, we talked about this
in San Francisco. Is all about well, you know, gay
gay gay bath houses and every it's all about round
the clock sex.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's all Come on, man, man, not round the clock.
Come on, you can't have sex around the clock. You
hurt something or somebody. What are you doing? Come on, man, hey,
you guys. How long y'all been having sexy there? Twenty
four hours?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Come on man, leave room for some of else. Come on, man,
what kind of weird? What is that? How does that
wrap up that? One more time?
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Remember Anderson back fifteen twenty years ago, we talked about
this and in San Francisco is all about well, you know,
gay gay gay bath houses and every it's all about
round the clock sex.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
It's all Come on, man, what's going through his mind
at that point? What's going through Anderson Pooper's mind?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Right there? Andest is like, yeah, that sound pretty good
right now, right right now?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
All right. So that's what they're gonna do in Mogadishu.
They're opening up sex venues.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
And you know who's very very very happy with his
jazz hands, Governor Timmy Waltz.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Hello, everybody, your boy Timmy Waltz here letting some steam out. Literally,
I'm in Athama with the boys just chewing a fat
talking about ball sports like I always do. My wonderful
state of Minnesota continues to be a trailblazer when it
comes to tackling legislation. Recently, Minneapoli stepped up and voted
(26:01):
twelve to one to possibly bring.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Back Are you ready for this? Bath houses? That's right?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Remember bath houses in San Francisco in the nineties.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
I sure do.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
That's where I.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Interviewed Bruce for my assistant position. Those were huge in
the nineties. Then some guys caught a flu or something
and they closed them all down. Looks like San Francisco
is coming to Minnesota. Don't just take it for me.
All the boys in Masauna was me. You're excited, right,
Jade and Liam asher Zane, Heck, they're all in.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
I'm tickled pink with passionate about this. Guys.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
This might surprise some of you folks, but I'm a
bit bath guy. I haven't showered in years. Nothing better
than drawing a warm bath. I glass the Shardenay and
watching the Twins game or my Golden Girls three runs whatever. Well,
gotta run, it's leg day. Gotta go spot the boys
while they do some squats love sha.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Earlier in the show, Jim called in the fellow that
works in the energy patch works hard, makes good money.
You know that's you can do it. It's just hard work.
It's easy to say, easier said than done.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
It's hard work.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
And I asked him if mama was a school teacher,
and she probably was at some point, but mama doesn't
work anymore. And I said, mama doesn't have to work.
Mama spoiled, because that's part of a man's pride is
being able to spoil their wife. If a wife doesn't
have to work, now, if she wants to work, that's fine.
She didn't have to work, and he's able to provide
for her. That that is something not every man can do.
(27:31):
Job doesn't pay that well, whatever, But it is kind
of a provider male thing that you take great pride in.
And I made the reference to Jerry Klower And if
you don't know that story, it's one of my favorite
Jerry Clower stories.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
Not too long ago, I was in Philadethia, Pennsylvania, doing
one of them talk shows. Now, I had an encounter
with the she cun of all of the women livers
in the work Now I'm not women liberators. I've been
one all my life, and I have all my life
(28:06):
been willing for a lady to make wages like a
man if she did a man's job.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
And I've always thought this.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
But I'm minding my own business. I'm sitting in the
green room waiting to be called to come out on
the big talk show before millions of people, and the
she coon come walking in the room, and I know
she's a female as to how her dungarees are fitting
her when she comes walking in the rooms. I got
(28:36):
up and said, lady, take my chest. She said, you
sit down. I said, ma'am, you sit down. I said, lady,
my ancestors would come up out of the grave and
get me. I have been taught all my life to
stand up and give a lady a chair.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
She said, you sit down. I said, I ain't gonna
tell it.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
So she sat down in the middle of the floor
to embarrass me, left me standing.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
By the vacant chair.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
I said, lady, I would ambass you for nothing in
the world. I am a man. What don't believe in
ambashing lady folks? And I want to do what's right.
Tell me what all women are you liberating, She said,
every female in America some phase of her life.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I intend to help liberate.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
I said, But let me tell you about me and Mama. Whoo,
I said, Me and Mama has been married twenty six years.
She was my childhood sweetheart. I ain't never had another date.
And Mama sleeps every morning till she gets ready to
get up. Now she might have to get up at
(29:48):
eight o'clock and unlock the door to let the lady in.
What I got hired to wait on Mama. Yeah, And
when Mama does get up, she can f makes her
own breakfast or have it brought to her. It'll be
Mama's option, whichever way she wants it. And when Mama
does get up and watches them soap operas, she can
(30:11):
watch it in three different rooms in the house, laying down, leaning,
or prop to whichever way she wants to do it.
And when Mama gets ready to go to the supermarket
or get a high fix, she goes in.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
A brand new goal.
Speaker 9 (30:29):
Lincoln cononmental, I said, miss woman Liver, Mama don't want.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
You messing with the deals she's gotten.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
It's so true there is a split in this country.
That's why a lot of wives of men who work,
and the wife raises the family. If they pay close
attention to what the left is doing, the agenda of
(31:01):
the angry white liberal left is not good for most women.
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