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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Forty and kiss in the mornings. War of the Roses?
Where are they now?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Really an kiss?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
It is time for War of the Roses? Where are
they now?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
When a past guest stops by you guys to give
us an update on what's happened since they were on.
If you guys remember, Nicole from Middletown was on War
of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It was right around Valentines her husband Matt.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
She and Matt don't celebrate Valentine's but she found a
bunch of gifts in his trunk.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh, Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Valentine's Day came and went and she didn't get anything
and the gifts were gone.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
We called him. He sent flowers to I think the
girl's name is Kathleen his intern. Yes, yes, yeah, and
apparently gave her the Valentine's gifts. Well, guess what. Nicole
is on the line with an update. Good morning, Nicole,
Good morning? Hey all right Nicole, who.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I am so excited to find out what is going
on with your husband Matt. When we left you, we
didn't get any answers except for he felt bad for
the intern, so he gave her gifts.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Well, I'm glad someone's excited. It's been not good, it's
been stressful. I keep trying to get Maddie to go
to counseling, and then he keeps insisting that it just
feels so weird, and he keeps insisting that they're not cheating.
And then, to add more fuel to the fire, she
went from being an intern to working.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Till one full time.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
So what Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's climbing the corporate ladder.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I bet good for her.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
So you're telling me, Nicole, your husband refused to go
to counseling with you and then hired me in turn,
he gave the flowers and gives to on a full
time basis.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Yeah, he keeps saying that he doesn't need counseling and
that I do, and that he would be too embarrassed
to talk about anything.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
And I can't.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
I can't wrap my head around why someone would take
the responsibility of giving a younger child jewelry, Like, okay,
maybe flowers, but why are you buying jewelry? That's right, yeah,
that's on a different.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Level, But not even flowers.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
How about give her a box of donuts and a
cup of coffee in the morning, you know, I know,
heart shaped don't done.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
You said you were my everything?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
What this is what we're going to do, Nicole, This
is what I want to do for you. We are
going to extend the offer of counseling to just you.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You can go to counseling. We'll pick up the tab.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Go as long as you want, as often as you want,
and just keep us posted.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Okay, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
All right, dog lovers, this is for you.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It is Kiss ninety five seven time for Walmart Jeff's
Junk the most popular dog breeds. But does it I
feel like it never really changes.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Year to year. Um, yeah, I don't think it has
in the last couple of years.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
So we all have dogs in the studio. Yes, I
have two labs, Savannah, you have a lab as well.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I have a lab that's really like a six year
old child.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
In Courtney, I have a labrad Doodle, Labra Doodle. All
labs here kind of Yeah. Sadly labradoodle didn't make the
top ten. I'll give you the top three dog breeds
in twenty twenty four. Golden Retriever number three on the list,
Labrador Retriever number two. We can throw Courtney's dog and
(03:12):
there we'll throw them a bone. Okay, And the number
one dog breed into us is Savanna. You're like this
French bulldog. Your husband's French.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh I love French geese. Your husband's French. You'll love
this French bulldog.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Yeah, I'm sure like Savanna loves all things French, French fries,
French toast, French bulldogs.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I don't really love us Cargo.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Oh yeah, you're too bad for you. It's delicious. I
rub it on my face every morning. Snail cream is fabulous.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
All right.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Listen, Jonas brothers wrapping up their tour at mohegan Son.
We've got your tickets to win him before you can
buy them, coming up at eight.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Ten forty and Kiss in the morning. Callywood Report on
Kiss ninety seven.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Megan Marco launching an Instagram shop selling products she endorses.
Those products being promoted by Megan include a sleeveless gown
costing more than one thousand dollars, a six hundred dollars
pair of sandals, and earrings for three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Who is she targeting? She says she's just a normal woman.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Although I will tell you the Nieman Marcus website crashed
yesterday with women ordering a pair of pants she endorses.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Not Gonna Lie Though.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
My mom and I was called Neiman Marcus Neman markup
growing up because it was so expensive.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
She crashed it yesterday.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
She also released a new photo of her kids if
you want to check it out on my blog, Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande's Brighter Days Ahead, a short film dropping alongside
her deluxe version Eternal Sunshine album, will be showing in
four cities this Sunday. The film will be screened in
Boca Raton, where she's from, Chicago, Los Angeles, and New
York City. She made the announcement through her Instagram stories
(04:42):
with a newspaper themed breaking news alert published by some
sort of fictitional newspaper. But there's a link there and
if you click on the link, it gives you all
the info and how to sign up.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
To see the movie. That's pretty cool if you want
to see it.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
That is also at Kiss ninety five seven dot com
slash Courtney. And finally, we talked about it a little
bit yesterday. Many Blanco's getting a glow up. His fiancee
Selena Gomez documented getting his unibrow tweezed by a professional
on his TikTok page yesterday. The internet went wild. Why
did they let's let's go to the professional, Savannah? Why
did they not wax him? He was so hairy it
(05:16):
took forever to pluck.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, to be honest with you, I thought the same thing.
I was like, why don't you just feel like a strip?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And then just like.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah, Ben He says he can't even see a difference,
but fans are loving it, and Selena apparently is planning
on getting Jeff his haircut next to complete.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
His glow up.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Well, they had a shower to the list. Let'should be
like number one on the list of things to do.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Check out the TikTok video right now. Kiss ninety five
to seven dot com slash.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Courtney Goodness for basketball fans and his kiss ninety five
seven Courtney, Savannah Walmart, Jeff Yukon Women won you got
Jack hallett Aga Paige Becker's last game at Gamble, she
matched her career high of thirty four points.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Nice, Oh my goodness, so Yukon women.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
My good news is they play again Saturday night at
five thirty. Congratulations, do you women? Savannah good news for
gen Zers.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, I'm actually really excited about this. So a lot
of people in gen Z kind of feeling with the
financial squeeze at the moment, but apparently we're actually on
track to be the wealthiest generation. It should happen by
like twenty forty five. And they said that this is
gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
For a couple of different races. I saw this go ahead.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Number one wage growth and number two, there's gonna be
something that economists are calling the great wealth Transfer inheritance. Yep,
it's gonna happen by around twenty forty five, and about
eighty four million dollars are going to be passed down
from older generations.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
She's jay Z.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
It's because their parents, gen Z, say thank you to
your parents today, because your parents are the ones working
super duper hard and you're going to get their inheritances.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
But my parents or our parents could actually like buy
a house at a reasonable price when they were like not.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Fifty Yeah, all of that, all of that, all is,
all of that is true.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It's a little different.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
You guys are going to be the wealthiest generation. It's
just incredible. I love it all right, Jeff, what do
you for good news?
Speaker 7 (06:57):
An Ohio woman bought a painting at a Goodwill thrift
store for two dollars and ninety nine cents. It was
by some famous artists from the seventies, and she turned
around she auctioned it off for three thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I mean not a big like big a night pay day,
but yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Big enough payday. So three dollars turned into three thousand
dollars streak.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
We always go to Goodwill, and I'm like, I wonder
if this is a treasure and I'm spending a ton
of money and buying junk.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, exactly. Everything for me is always overpriced, and I
always buy it. I don't know why it ever happens
to me that way.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
All right, listen Chat and Bloomfield this morning thinks his
boyfriend is cheating.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I told him he could get on War of the Roses.
You guys, okay with that? I'm cool, absolutely all right.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Well, War of the Roses coming up this morning, seven fifteen.
Don't miss it, lowly, I'm messy. It is kiss ninety.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Five seven, the worst day for Walmart. Jeff.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I am sorry, Jef. It is going to be ah.
I shouldn't say it. Our bosses here, what a shopping day.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Cortney's in shopping online all day. I have to whisper
because he's walking around the halls. I don't want to.
It's the Amazon's Spring sale. I mean, Corney, you don't
you know that, Savannah? I did it, But you.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Don't really have to whisper because I online shop.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
All Okay, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Amazon Spring sales starts today. It goes until Monday, and
I've got the best three deals according to like our nies.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Here in the studio.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Okay, okay, Stanley tumblers are just thirty four dollars. That's
a steal. Yeah, that's you, Savannah. I think is Stanley
tumbler thirty four dollars. Espresso machines are half off, and
I know you were even talking about trying to get
one one of these days. Me too.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
We literally need one, like we need like a coffee
bar in the studio.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yes we do, No, we don't we do?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Do?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
We already have.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Enough distractions here in the studio. Coffee bar is the
last thing we need right now.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I want a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Say it was on spring sale and air friars are
seventy Bucks.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
I know you like a good air friar Walmart Chop,
I love me a good air frier, but after work hours.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay, see he's so. I don't like.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Tell you guys what because you talk about the deal
as you get you're talking about this, You're talking about that.
Courtney two minutes ago was writing down suggestions to send
the Amazon to make the sale even better. Do you
really think Amazon is going to listen to you?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
If they target us, then they should know that I
just bought salmon DNA seerum for my face and was expensive.
So maybe that should be Hey, you bought some sam
and DNA, would you like some more? It's on sale.
It's our spring sale, all right? Well, good luck shopping today.
Amazon Spring sale is going on right now until the
thirty first, if you're going to do a little shopping
(09:24):
while at work. Chad is standing by. He has a
problem with his boyfriend. He says, his boyfriend is acting strange.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Oh okay, and.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
He wants us to get to the bottom of it.
So are you guys ready to do it?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yes? I think so. I hope I don't shop during it.
But war the Roses coming up next?
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Catching Connecticut Cheaters, Corney and Kiss in the mornings War
of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I'm kiss ninety five to seven. All right, it is
time for War of the Roses.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
We're going to Bloomfield this morning because Chad thinks his
boyfriend Brett is cheating, and we're gonna try and get
some answers for him. Good morning, Chad, Hi, O, gosh, Okay,
welcome to the show. Oh no, I'm so worried. You
sound so distressed already. We haven't even started.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Chad.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah, it's just terrible. I really think that my boyfriend
Brett is cheating on me.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Take a deep breath. We're gonna try and get answers
for you. Tell me why you think Brett is cheating.
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Well, last weekend I had went to his house and
I was just doing laundry and I found a G
string and he never wears che string.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Okay, all right, So you're doing laundry at Brett's house,
you find a G string and you are you sure
Brett never wears G strings?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, I'm positive, and I asked him about it.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Do you think maybe he was just trying to like
spice things up with you? Maybe he was going to
surprise you with it.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
I don't know because he played dumb and he said
he never seen it before.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
Is there a difference between a banana hammock and a
G string?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Does anyone know? Or should I google that later?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Doesn't a banana hammck have like the borat straps?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, yeah, No, No, banana hammock, I believe is just
like tidy whities, like a bathing suit.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Gotcha more of a bathing suit?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Okay, Chad should probably be telling us the answer, not us,
But that's okay, Chad.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
This is what we're gonna do, because I can tell
that you're upset by this. We're gonna call up Brett
and we're going to offer him roses. Obviously, you know
how war the roses works. He sounds tired.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
So I did a little research on this banana hammock.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Apparently, according to the Internet, a banana hammock stretches from
the groin to the shoulders, so it's definitely the borat thing.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Whoa, whoa, hello, Hi, good morning is Brett there?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Oh? This is Brett.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Hey Brett, this is Owen from Flowers Express. How are
you this morning?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
How I'm doing super fabulous. Thank you for asking.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
Hey, I was just shooting you call to let you
know that you actually want and a dozen roses in
our online weekly contest.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh wow, that's awesome.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Yeah yeah, these flowers are amazing. It's an amazing deal.
So I'm not gonna send the flowers to you. We're
actually gonna send the flowers to someone on your behalf
maybe bright and someone else's day.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh oh right, yeah, I know that. That sounds wonderful.
I would love that.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Okay, cool. So here's the deal, a Brett.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
I have a card in front of me. I can
write down the message for you if you like.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, I got it. Can
you write I've got a little surprise for you.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Okay, I've got a little surprise for you.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait? Actually, uh could you sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Sorry, that's fine, take your time.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Could he actually crossed out little and could he write big?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Now do you want me to start the card over
or do you just want me to cross out little
and put big surprise?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I think you just cross out little and write big surprise.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
In all caps.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, and maybe put like a little like heart next.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
To it and a little heart next to all right,
and Brett, who could I address the cards to?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Could you make it out to Jose?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Jose? Who is that your boyfriends?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
No, he's just hot Latin guys over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Ooo Oh tell me more?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Wait? Wait, who is Jose? Brett?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
All right, I need to jump on the line real quick, Brett,
it is Courtney.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Savannah's on the line. The floors is Walmart. Jeff.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
You're on Kiss ninety five to seven, and your boyfriend
Chad has been listening in.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Go ahead, Chad, Brett.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Who is Jose?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
I don't understand. This is crazy?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Uh, oh my god, Oh my god. This is so embarrassing.
Ye are they There's a guy I met on Brinder
this half weekend. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just I
(14:21):
got bored and I wanted to. I wanted to I
wanted to spice things up a little bit. He got Chad?
He is he?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
See well, I'm kind of feeling like I could see
how he could get bored. I have no offense, but Chad,
this is your boyfriend. Are you upset? Are you okay
with him?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I'm good off him. I don't care anymore. I really
don't care. If he wants Josey, then he can have him.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Chad, I'm sorry. We never said everywhere exclusive.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
You're sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I wait, every time we were exclusive. I'm sorry. I
just you know, I just wanted to fight things up
a little bit.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Okay, can I just jump in because I feel like
Chad is in shock. I feel like Chad's in shock.
So Brett, you wanted to spice things up. He went
back on Grinder, and now you're with a guy named
jose but you maintained the fact that you and Chad
were never exclusive.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
That that is correct?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Okay, I'm gonna put you guys on holdcaus I.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Feel like you probably should talk off the air.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
But we do offer counseling if you want to work
through things, we offer counseling.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So I'm going to put you guys on hold. And
I think you got your answer. Chad, are you okay?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
I'm fine. I don't care. I really don't care. I
think that he is living his best life.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Okay, Okay, well hold on. I thank you guys for
being on War of the Roses.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Hold on to and kiss in the morning Callywood report
on Kissande.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Made another huge announcement Brighter Days Ahead, which is a
short film dropping alongside er deluxe version of each Coternal Sunshine.
Her album that's also dropping, will be showing in four
cities this Sunday. The film is set for screenings in
Boca Raton, that's her hometown, that's where she's from, Chicago,
Los Angeles, and New York City.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Can these artists just drop an album? And I don't.
Speaker 7 (16:15):
Know any secret shoes, no secret movies.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It's starting to get expensive.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I know, I know, I know that is the point
you were speaking of expensive. Meg and Marco launched an
Instagram shop selling products she endorses.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
The products promoted by Megan.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Include a sleeveless dress for more than one thousand dollars,
a six hundred dollars pair of sandals, and earrings for
three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I don't know who she's targeting, but it certainly is
it me.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
And if I could get some sort of Instagram shop
and sell to the real woman the cougar's out there,
please somebody hit me off, because it's not going to
be one thousand dollars sleep.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Instam I imagine what would be on Courtney's Instagram shop.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Actually though, right, don't you agree.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Here's the thing though, The Nieman Marcus website crashed yesterday
with women ordering this pair of khaki pants for like
two hundred dollars that she endorses.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I mean, she's got some pricey stuff up there, like
she's got some y self sandals. She's got like designers,
like really designer stuff exactly Marshalls Target Ocean State job lot.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I need my own Instagram shop. Betty Blanco is getting
a glow up. Selita Gummiz's fiance documented him getting his
eyebrows plucked the other day and I just don't understand
either use a weed whacker or wax it like forever
to pluck his brows. And then he said he didn't
notice a difference. So the plan is he's getting a
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total glow up and a haircut next.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
You know, guys make me laugh because the second you
say eyebrow ax.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
And you're like, no, no, no, I'm too manly to
get my eyebrows wax.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Okay, so then let's pluck one hair at a time
to make it even more.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Painful if it's worse. But my thought is we're going
into spring.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
No.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Absolutely, Yeah, we should give Walmart a glow up, and
we should style him like the way we would like
to see him, right, Savan, this is so good.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
I do not want to look like a Frenchman or
I do not want to look like a silver Fox.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Silver Fox. Jeff, Oh my god, Jeff is going to
get a glow up.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
If you want to see Benny's glow up, hit up
Kiss ninety five to seven dot com slash Courtney