March 24, 2026 • 7 mins
Colin thinks his wife is cheating. He came home from work early one day, and his wife left the kids with a sitter while she went shopping.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Have you saw I We're going to Ellington. It is
time for war the Roses. Colin is on the line.
Good morning, Colin.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hey, good morning. How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
We're doing well better than you? Yeah, Jeff, well it's
really is. It's two seconds in Okay, let Colin get
his breath. Colin, obviously you're on war are the roses?
Because you think your significant other, in this case, your wife,
Michelle is cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah? Okay, I work a lot, and so I came
home from work early last week just to surprise her. Okay,
right when I came home, I find the kids with
a babysitter. Okay, all right, I work, she stays home.
So I was a little surprising.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay, let me ask a question. Let me ask a question,
because I know with my husband, I'll be like, hey, Rvon,
I'm going to be going this place this day. And
then I go and he's like wait, well, like where'd
you go? And I'm like, well, I told you I
was going here. Did she tell you that she had
to be somewhere and you forgot?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I checked my text everything. Oh, she didn't give me
any any ads up. So I'm at home all day.
She doesn't get home till six m And then when
I asked her, she's in go all day? I said that, well,
where were you? She said she went shopping?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay, okay, so was she shopping?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
She didn't have any bags with her, and she seemed
like super nervous about it, so I knew. I said, oh,
this is this is a lie. I can tell this
is a lie.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
And and you've been together for a while if you
have kids, so you can tell when your wife is lying.
But the fact that she was gone shopping for hours
and didn't even walk in with one bag, I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And also I didn't take the kids with her, like
I guess I could understand why you might, you know whatever,
But you got a babysitter to go shopping.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's that's valid.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
This sounds a little sketchy, obviously, calling you know what
we do. We're gonna call up Michelle. I think we
should offer her like a like a weekend, like some
sort of weekend get away. Maybe yeah, okay, a weekend.
We'll offer her something. We'll see if we can get
some information out of her. You'll be listening in at
any point if you would like to talk to your wife.
You can okay, okay, all right, Savanna, are you the
(02:24):
floorst all right?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Well, now the vacation or whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I need you to be sensitive, not like Jef of what.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Hello? Hi is this Michelle?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah? This is her?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Hey Michelle, this is Monica from vac Away. Just giving
you a quick courtesy call this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm okay, Like I said, just.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Giving you a quick courtesy call. You are the winner
of our online contest. You just want a weekend getaway
at a local resort and spot. Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Oh I don't even remember entering.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, well congratulations a little weekend for two. Very cute,
very cozy. So yeah, if you're willing to accept the prize,
we can get the process going and get it all
taken care of for you.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Are there there's no like charges or tax? Is there
anything that I have to pay?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Completely completely free. There's no resort fee, there's no any
kind of fee. I don't even need a credit card
for incidentals. I mean, one hundred percent free cool.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. I'm okay.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well I already have all your information obviously because I'm
calling you right now and you are our winner. But
it is a weekend for two, so I will need
the information of the person that you want to bring
with you. So if we could start with a name, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Mean is that it's totally necessary?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yes, just because for you know, safety issues, we need
to know who's occupying the rooms.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, that's yeah, I'm yes. The the second person will
be Brian and.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Brian Okay, Brian with an eye? Awesome? And who is Brian?
Is Brian like your husband? Your boyfriend? I mean, this
is a really romantic getaway, so definitely a good place
to bring, you know, someone that you're interested in.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Kind of a personal question.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I'm sorry, I mean to get too personal, you know, trying.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
To help you out. He's just a friend of mine.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Okay, oh a friend.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I guess you're sleeping with my brother. Wait what? Oh
my god, I knew it.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay, I knew there was something going on.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Okay, wait happening? What is happening right now?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, I'm gonna jump in. Michelle, Michelle, this is Courtney,
the vacation getaway coordinator. Whatever that was, Savannah Walmart, jeffis year.
It is Kiss ninety five seven. You're on the radio
and the other guy on the phone is calling your
husband who thinks you're cheating Colin.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Go ahead, Oh.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
My god, my brother, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I don't know what you're talking about. What Why are
you put me on the radio? Are you insane?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I want to know. I want Colin, maybe in shock,
but I'm I'm literally want to know why you're taking
his brother too over romantic overnight stay.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You know what, Yeah, I am, but it's because it's
because Colin, you've been ignoring me. You told me to
hang out with your brother, you told him, you told
me to get Brian through this divorce, and I never
this never would have happened if you hadn't like pushed
us together. But you're never home and he's been so
(05:57):
just like filling everything that I need. And I'm sorry,
But also it's this is on you.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
That is the dumbest I have ever heard.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
It's just us and I'm not gonna incompletely not the
latest game with you.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Okay, Well, you've been a really partner for the last
few years, and Brian has really been there for me.
And again I've been partner.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
With that money you went shopping with that money that
you took to go shoping to go my brother, and
you've got the nerve to say the time with partner, Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Can I just jump in? And we're not getting anywhere
with this. I'm just I'm gonna put you guys on hold.
We offer couples counseling. You can go together and go separate.
But I I.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Speech, yeah, I don't even know what to say. Show
you are a horrible person. What don't know? Stop cordon?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I mean no, you know what? No, you know what?
All you guys, all you guys pretending to be some
like like reservation hotel place. No, you know what, y'all
trap me on this call. I'm like, get ready to
call in. I'm gonna come after you. Bro.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
If you weren't doing anything wrong, then we wouldn't have
to lie to you and trap you in anything.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
So there's always that part.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, you know all right, I'm just gonna put everybody
on hold at this point. Hold on, I just we're
hold on
Have you saw I We're going to Ellington. It is
time for war the Roses. Colin is on the line.
Good morning, Colin.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hey, good morning. How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
We're doing well better than you? Yeah, Jeff, well it's
really is. It's two seconds in Okay, let Colin get
his breath. Colin, obviously you're on war are the roses?
Because you think your significant other, in this case, your wife,
Michelle is cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah? Okay, I work a lot, and so I came
home from work early last week just to surprise her. Okay,
right when I came home, I find the kids with
a babysitter. Okay, all right, I work, she stays home.
So I was a little surprising.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay, let me ask a question. Let me ask a question,
because I know with my husband, I'll be like, hey, Rvon,
I'm going to be going this place this day. And
then I go and he's like wait, well, like where'd
you go? And I'm like, well, I told you I
was going here. Did she tell you that she had
to be somewhere and you forgot?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I checked my text everything. Oh, she didn't give me
any any ads up. So I'm at home all day.
She doesn't get home till six m And then when
I asked her, she's in go all day? I said that, well,
where were you? She said she went shopping?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay, okay, so was she shopping?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
She didn't have any bags with her, and she seemed
like super nervous about it, so I knew. I said, oh,
this is this is a lie. I can tell this
is a lie.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
And and you've been together for a while if you
have kids, so you can tell when your wife is lying.
But the fact that she was gone shopping for hours
and didn't even walk in with one bag, I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And also I didn't take the kids with her, like
I guess I could understand why you might, you know whatever,
But you got a babysitter to go shopping.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's that's valid.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
This sounds a little sketchy, obviously, calling you know what
we do. We're gonna call up Michelle. I think we
should offer her like a like a weekend, like some
sort of weekend get away. Maybe yeah, okay, a weekend.
We'll offer her something. We'll see if we can get
some information out of her. You'll be listening in at
any point if you would like to talk to your wife.
You can okay, okay, all right, Savanna, are you the
(02:24):
floorst all right?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Well, now the vacation or whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I need you to be sensitive, not like Jef of what.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Hello? Hi is this Michelle?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah? This is her?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Hey Michelle, this is Monica from vac Away. Just giving
you a quick courtesy call this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm okay, Like I said, just.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Giving you a quick courtesy call. You are the winner
of our online contest. You just want a weekend getaway
at a local resort and spot. Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Oh I don't even remember entering.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, well congratulations a little weekend for two. Very cute,
very cozy. So yeah, if you're willing to accept the prize,
we can get the process going and get it all
taken care of for you.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Are there there's no like charges or tax? Is there
anything that I have to pay?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Completely completely free. There's no resort fee, there's no any
kind of fee. I don't even need a credit card
for incidentals. I mean, one hundred percent free cool.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. I'm okay.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well I already have all your information obviously because I'm
calling you right now and you are our winner. But
it is a weekend for two, so I will need
the information of the person that you want to bring
with you. So if we could start with a name, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Mean is that it's totally necessary?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yes, just because for you know, safety issues, we need
to know who's occupying the rooms.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, that's yeah, I'm yes. The the second person will
be Brian and.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Brian Okay, Brian with an eye? Awesome? And who is Brian?
Is Brian like your husband? Your boyfriend? I mean, this
is a really romantic getaway, so definitely a good place
to bring, you know, someone that you're interested in.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Kind of a personal question.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I'm sorry, I mean to get too personal, you know, trying.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
To help you out. He's just a friend of mine.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Okay, oh a friend.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I guess you're sleeping with my brother. Wait what? Oh
my god, I knew it.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay, I knew there was something going on.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Okay, wait happening? What is happening right now?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, I'm gonna jump in. Michelle, Michelle, this is Courtney,
the vacation getaway coordinator. Whatever that was, Savannah Walmart, jeffis year.
It is Kiss ninety five seven. You're on the radio
and the other guy on the phone is calling your
husband who thinks you're cheating Colin.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Go ahead, Oh.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
My god, my brother, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I don't know what you're talking about. What Why are
you put me on the radio? Are you insane?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I want to know. I want Colin, maybe in shock,
but I'm I'm literally want to know why you're taking
his brother too over romantic overnight stay.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You know what, Yeah, I am, but it's because it's
because Colin, you've been ignoring me. You told me to
hang out with your brother, you told him, you told
me to get Brian through this divorce, and I never
this never would have happened if you hadn't like pushed
us together. But you're never home and he's been so
(05:57):
just like filling everything that I need. And I'm sorry,
But also it's this is on you.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
That is the dumbest I have ever heard.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
It's just us and I'm not gonna incompletely not the
latest game with you.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Okay, Well, you've been a really partner for the last
few years, and Brian has really been there for me.
And again I've been partner.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
With that money you went shopping with that money that
you took to go shoping to go my brother, and
you've got the nerve to say the time with partner, Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Can I just jump in? And we're not getting anywhere
with this. I'm just I'm gonna put you guys on hold.
We offer couples counseling. You can go together and go separate.
But I I.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Speech, yeah, I don't even know what to say. Show
you are a horrible person. What don't know? Stop cordon?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I mean no, you know what? No, you know what?
All you guys, all you guys pretending to be some
like like reservation hotel place. No, you know what, y'all
trap me on this call. I'm like, get ready to
call in. I'm gonna come after you. Bro.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
If you weren't doing anything wrong, then we wouldn't have
to lie to you and trap you in anything.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
So there's always that part.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, you know all right, I'm just gonna put everybody
on hold at this point. Hold on, I just we're
hold on
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