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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, you guys, are you ready for a little
(00:01):
War of the Roses action?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes, yes, ma'am. Hannah is standing by in New Britain.
Hannah thinks your boyfriend Mark is cheating on her and
we need to get to the bottom of for her.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
She sounds horribly upset. Good morning, Hannah, How are you hi?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yeah, So, like you said, I do think my boyfriend
is cheating because I chext our Amazon account and I
saw like a whole bunch of strange items that he
got at Whole Foods, like whipped cream, strawberries, chocolate, sauce,
and bananas, and he never brought that home, Like I
didn't see this food, So where could that possibly be?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Like where does he take this food?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
You know?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
And that's kind of food that people get for, you know,
romantic situations and stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Do you date or something or an anniversary? Do you
an anniversary coming up or anything?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
With him? We don't actually, okay, yeah, not at this time.
So yeah, it's strange. And it's also even stranger that
these orders were popping up every night that he was
supposedly working late. And he's also been acting really distant lately,
so I'm not sure what's going on exactly, But I
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don't think it's too good.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, Well you sound frantic. You sound like you are
just at your wits end and you need answers.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, I do. I really need answers right now.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
All right, Well, I got two things for you. And
this is the most bizarre way to find someone cheating.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, I mean, I'll give you that if that's if
that's what's happening.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
And then too, maybe he's hosting like an ice cream
social with friends and he's getting like the strawberry topics. Yeah,
and somebody's bringing the ice cream.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
If it was a social, Jeff, his wife, his girlfriend
would be invited.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Maybe it's at work though, you know how a lot
of businesses have like ice cream socials and pizza parties
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Now, somehow, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I mean, I like where.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You're going with it, Jeff, because these orders are happening
when he's working late, and it could be like an.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
After That's what I'm getting at. I don't. I don't
buy it.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
What dude organizes an ice cream social.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It might not be him organizing it that he might
be the guy picking Hey, you know, can you pick
up the sky.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Yeah, can you pick up the bananas and the chocolate sauce?
I got it.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I think it's a little suspect. I really do.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And I agree with you Hannah that it is like
romantic food, right.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's like romantic Yeah, it's very sketchy. All right, this
is what we're gonna do. We're gonna get right to it.
You're gonna be listening in.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
We're gonna call up Mark off ram Roses see if
we can get some info out of them.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
If you're ready, We're ready.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You're gonna be listening in, Hannah. If you want to
jump in at any point, jumping.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Ice cream social Really, Courtney, that's not me, that's Jeff.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I know she really you know what you really did?
Hi is Mark there?
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Hi? Mark?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
This is Christina giving you a call from Flowers Express
over here in New Britain.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
House it going this morning?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Fine?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Good, good, Thank you so much for asking.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
I'm just giving you a quick courtesy call to let
you know you are the lucky winner of twelve long
stem roses courtesy of our online weekly contest. Congratulations.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Oh no, I didn't sign up for a contest.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, I know it's you probably didn't.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
I mean, you know, we buy information off of third
party marketing lists. This week you were the randomized winner
that came out of it, so yeah, you probably didn't
go to our site and sign up, but you are
the winner. So congratulations.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Okay, yeah, awesome, Okay, thanks.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Yeah, of course, I mean these really are gorgeous rosesn't
actually really romantic if you ask me. But also with
the roses, you get a card, So if you're willing
to accept, we can you know, get forward.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And move with that.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Yeah, let's do it, okay, cool.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Let me take down the message first, if that's okay?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
What can I write in the card for you?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Right to my snack time sweetie, to my.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Snack time sweetie.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Interesting, all right? I mean, hi, whatever floats your boat?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Is there a name that I can put on the card?
Speaker 7 (04:10):
Yeah, you can put Kayla Kayla?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Awesome, awesome, awesome, ca whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Who is Tayla?
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, Mark, it's me Hannah.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Who is Tayla?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I need to know who Kayla is.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You're on the radio. You're on Kiss ninety five seven.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Mark, the florist is actually Savannah Walmer, Jeff is here,
and yes, your girlfriend Hannah is there.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Go ahead, go ahead, Hannah.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Okany, so do you.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Want to explain yourself? Who is Kayla? You are snack
time sweetie.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
I mean she's just a frint from the gym and
like they like need snacks after working out. Like that's it?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
What? No, come on, No, I know.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You're lying to me right now.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
You are definitely one hundred percent lying to me right now,
and you better get your ass home immediately.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
True, we could have talked about this that home to
begin with, like there's no big deal, like there's nothing
going on. I don't know what you're excusing me of.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
This is definitely a big deal.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
When you're cheating on me with this girl tail.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
You snack time sweedie. You never called me your snack
time sweedy and you don't send me a dozen roses.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
I'm not cheating on you. Look, we can talk about
this when I get home. It's just somebody from the trim.
It's just a friend of mine. I was just trying
to do something nice.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Well no, no, I really don't believe you. You better
come home now.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Strawberries and whip cream, Mark strawberries and whip cream for
a for a exercise buddy.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Okay, listen, seem like health food.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
We know the snacks you're ordering through your Amazon order
that Hannah looked at, and it's very romantic stuff strawberries
and whipped cream, bananas, chocolate sauce.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
What the hell kind of workout are you guys doing?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:50):
No, those are for me. I get strawberry shortcake dessert
reels on my phone like that. Those are all for me.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
See, I thought you were hosting like an ice cream
social at work or something like that.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Right, No, I like sweet things, but I had strawberries
because I want it to be more fruit and involved,
you know, for my workouts and stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
And I know that you're just completely lying right now.
Who are you trying to fool right now?
Speaker 7 (06:17):
I'm not trying to fool you.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
You're definitely not fooling me. You're not fooling me.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Okay, I didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
You did.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
You sent it to you said you got You've been
getting this food at Whole Foods that we're bringing home
to me. No, you're sharing it obviously with your snack time.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Sweetie, Kayla and.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You said, listen, you also sent another woman a dozen roses. Okay,
so something's going on, Hannah. I want you to hang
tight because what we do, Hannah is we offer couples
counseling or counseling for yourself, and we're going to pick
up the tab.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Okay, Okay, yeah, So I don't think we're.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Going to get to the bottom of whether Mark is
cheating on you with Kayler or not.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
He is not going to admit to it right now.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
Clearly I'm not cheating on you, Okay, all.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Right, it's something I'm going to put you guys on hold.
You can talk off their hold. Hold on you guys, Okay,
hold on