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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety seven the jests Joey's ninety second news update now.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hi Hi powered by Carter Sabreu Patchee morning fog, otherwise
Parley sunny with a high near fifty two. Provident. Swedish
plans to eliminate nearly three hundred positions in our area
in the next few months, hitting more than one hundred
departments at Swedish's First Hill, Cherry Hill, Ballard, and Essaquah
hospitals and including nearby clinics as well. An amberler lifted
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yesterday after two girls eight and twelve were located safely
by authorities. Yesterday evening, some portions of Seattle's one line
were replaced by bus shuttle service as Sound Transit works
on completing scheduled maintenance. The same adjustments will be in
place tonight. A Texas judge has temporarily blocked a law
requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in the state's
(00:46):
public schools. A new virus variant and lagging vaccinations may
mean the US is in for a severe flu season.
White House hosted a lavish state visit for Saudi Arabia's
Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman yesterday, who the CIA says
likely ordered the murder of a Washington Post journalist, Jamal Koshogi.
Will the US also do this? Reselling concert and event
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tickets for profit will be outlawed as part of a
UK government crackdown on resale platforms like stub Hub. Can
you imagine if you weren't allowed to make any money.
We have a lot of websites that people made money on.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Can you imagine not having to spend ten times what
a concert ticket actually costs?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I know it, and you and I even have no
business in this conversation too, because we get a lot
on our tickets for free. But I don't know how
people do it because between parking and ticket fees, and
it's it's substantial, substantial. That's why we should give out
more concert tickets Like WEDA. We have heart tickets during
Puget Sound showdown. Yeah, I set you up to mention that,
(01:47):
thank you, it's professional. Ariana Grande will do some shows
next year, then not tour again for a long, long
long time, So if you want to see her, better
go see her. Kevin Costner is in talks to play
Bill Clinton in a new series about the United Nations
on TV tonight, Champagne Problems on Netflix with Minka Kelly,
and the fifty ninth Annual CMA Awards are on ABC.
In Sports, The Crack and Loss last night they have
(02:09):
the Blackhawks tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Seven The Jest Jody's ninety second News Update.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Now Hey everyone, It's powered by Carter Suber Apache Morning
Fog today otherwise partly sunny. Hiyear fifty two Provident Swedish
plans to eliminate nearly three hundred positions in the Puget
Sound area in the next few months, hitting more than
one hundred departments at First Hill, Cherry Hill, Ballard, and
essaquah In hospitals and nearby clinics. Yesterday evening some portions
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of Seattle's one line replaced by bus shuttle service A
Sound Transit works on completing scheduled maintenance. The same adjustments
will be in place tonight, so be aware of that.
The Seattle Christmas Market has officially opened at Seattle Center,
lasting through Christmas Eve. It's modeled after traditional German holiday
markets and features lights and vendors and seasonal food and drink.
(02:57):
A bill requiring the Justice Department to release all the
Epstein files is headed to the President's desk after months
of infighting. A new virus variant and lagging vaccinations may
mean the US is in for a severe flu season.
NATO scrambled fighter jets in Polish and Romanian airspace as
Russia carried out a massive overnight attack across Ukraine. Door
Dash alerting customers that a recent cybersecurity incident allowed an
(03:20):
outside party to access some basic account information, although the
company says sensitive data including just how many wings I
order in a month, was not touched. A children's teddy
Bear powered by AI alarmed some researchers after it provided
information on kinks and where to find knives in the
home during testing. Remember teddy rouxspine, So this is like
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a futuristic teddy rouxspin where it talks to you, but
it legitimately talks to you because of AI. So they're
asking it all sorts of leading questions, right because it's
for children. So they said, where do you find knives?
And it explained, like look in the kitchen, maybe in
a butcher's block, or open up a drawer to find knives.
And then it explained what a kink? It said, what
what was a kink? And then the teddy Bear was like,
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you know, some light BDSM play, including paddles, but always request,
you know, always respect your partner.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Wouldn't you be able to just like streaming services and
or cable or TV, you have adult settings.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Right, exactly, But this is a teddy Bear, so I
guess we're assuming that it should be on children's settings.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
So you're so what you're saying is that the adult
settings are not the default setting, right.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
But I if I do get fired from this job today,
I should be one of these AI toy testers because
I could ask it all sorts.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Of weird leading questions. Why would you get fired today?
I don't know, because I'm always ready to get fired.
You never know.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Fool me once, shame on me, Fool me twice. I'm
always ready to get fired. The last pennies is.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
The first time, it's shame on you. The second time
it's shame on me.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, it's a fool me once. Shit, that's surprising. Fool
me twice. I'm always gonna be ready to get fired
from now. That's the radio mantra. Fool me once, Wow,
who'saw that coming? Shame we didn't have social media? Fool
me twice. Well, I guess I could always be an
AI toys, sir. It's put up a Jersey Mike sub
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and with Seattle because there isn't one. Hey, the last
pennies minted by the US government are expected to bring
in big bucks at auction. You want to take a
guess how much somebody's gonna pay for a set of pennies?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's three pennies, one from the Minton Philly, one from
the Minton Denver, and then a twenty four carrot gold penny.
So that's a set that you get three damn pennies.
How much are people going to pay for that?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Ten grand? Forty five thousand dollars? Stupidest thing? It's a penny.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Sorry, it's three pennies. In sports cracking loss less Jody.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Jody, on a regular basis, schedules inspections at her house.
I think, and this is just me. I think it's
just so Jody has people at our house. Wait, I
think that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, So I was advised to do this originally, and
I'm not gonna call out the company. But I have
used one company and I'm not calling them out because
I wanted them to pay me to call them out
and they would not pay me. So since they will
not pay me, I will not give them this. But
they have installed for me my generator, they have installed
my hot water heater, and they have installed my I
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have mini split air conditioners. When the mini splits went in,
they said, hey, do you want to get on our
VIP service, which basically means wait.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Wait, it doesn't matter what it's gonna cost. Jody goes, well,
I am a VCA VIP service. I'm gonna be the
VIP Well, so yes, I want VIP service.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, so they're like, well, we come by for an
annual inspection, so we'll inspect the things that we just
put in, but also we'll do a plumbing inspection and
electrical inspection.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
And how much do you pay for this? How much
you pay to be a VIP Like three hundred bucks
a year? Yeah, but wait, there's more.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So my friend when I first moved into my house,
my friend was like, you have to get your furnace
inspected every year, just to make sure everything's working right.
So I already had it in my mind things need
to be inspected. And by the way, I spent all
of Josh's college tuition on that generator, like he's not
going to college, Like I hope he can figure something
else out. So every year, right around this time, and
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this is the week, which is why it's at the
forefront of my mind. Sure, every year, right around this time,
I have five separate guys come to my house from
the not a pop. They cover the whole thing. This
is part of my deal, part of my VIPD. It's
part of my VIPD. So one a plumbing guy comes
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and they inspect my plumbing. They get down into the
crawl space and take a look at it. Then a
different guy comes for the generator, which I have to
pay extra for and that's fine, and then you know.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
So good for you, they tell me, Wait, good for you?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Right. I first thought they're just trying to sell me
extra stuff. They are, but they're not.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
They don't ever try and sell me extra stuff except
when I need a brand new control panel.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
And no, no, I.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That thought did occur to me that they're just bringing
in dudes to be like, hey, we need to you know,
upgrade this or whatever. But that's not it. They go through,
they clean the filters, they do.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Right, hold on, right, So are you trying to sell
me on this or are you trying to justify it
in your head?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
No, So it sounds like you're trying to justify No.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So I said to my friend the other day, I
was saying something I couldn't go to lunch because I
had all these inspection yeah, and you broke right, and
she was like, what are you talking about? And I
explained that I do inspections every year of all my stuff,
and she's like, I've never done that. I've owned my
house for twelve years. No, she's never done any of that.
So the question is, yeah, am I.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
The only one who does inspections every year of all
my stuff? I call people when things break? What about
your furnace? You don't do a furnace inspection every year?
Sure we do.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
You don't do it if you say like that when
things are when things are iffy, like if you may
both dump and you were cold, then I'll call somebody.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
So you typically don't do an annual inspection of anything. No,
And you've been a homeowner for thirty years yeah, more
than that. Yeah, And you seem fine. Yeah, I'm looking
at you. You seem all right. Yeah, I mean you're
a little stuffed up. But a twenty five dollars a
month forever equals the IP yeah, VIP, Well it did?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
It did occur to me? Is this a waste? I
mean they also a waste? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, but I want my stuff inspected? Okay, okay, Am
I the only one who's doing this saying you've never
done I'm just saying, yeah, you've never For.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
The amount of money that you spend to get things
inspected every year, I'm probably paying the same amount that
you are. When things break, I just bring somebody over
and set it up. Text your friend. Sounds like a nube. Okay,
you got a new furnace in ac recently, and if
you don't do an annual inspection, you avoid the warranty. Yeah, okay, yeah,
(09:59):
all right, but you're dad, but you're saying that, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Call me, you know the pessimist. I don't believe anybody.
Your two.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I don't believe anybody. So if you do, you remember,
do you remember when I had the hot water heater
installed in the old house and three months later something
broke and they said, oh, yeah, that's not covered.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yes, Well, what's the point of freaking inspection? The damn
thing was just installed.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
And then when you have people come to the house
for inspections or for permits or anything else, they walk
in with their little clipboard, they take a look around,
they spend forty five seconds in the room and go, yeah,
all right, that cost me fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
None of it's real. It's all crap.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Well, in this case, I watched them completely disassemble my
furnace and clean the filters, and the same thing with
the generators and the same thing, like they turn on
all the systems and they.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Open them up and look in that.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
But you have no idea what it is you're watching
them do, right, So when they put it all back together,
I'm going to go, well, the inspection worked out pretty well,
because thank god we did the inspection. Because it's gonna
cost you eighteen hundred dollars to do this, but today
I can do it for seven fifty.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
You have no idea what it is.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Broke, right, So I wouldn't have continued my VIP service
if that's what they tried to do every time, Like
if the plumber emerged from the Crawls base going we
got a problem, you know, So if it's every other visit,
no they haven't tried to upsell me anything.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Actually, how long have you had it? A year? Three years? Wow? Yeah,
that's how long I've been a VIP.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
And by the way, a lot of people on text
are saying that they have their furnace inspected. And somebody
wants to know who I get VIP home service from
because they want to be the VIP and another person
in three six so says my HVAC system, twenty thousand
dollars for a new system. So yes, I have routine
checks done. Good for you, guys, but you are definitely
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not a person who's advisable to have an inspector come
because if somebody did tell you what they never believe.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
They're all full of crap.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But they're not. Maybe other companies do. I saw them
disassemble my generator. I want it to turn on. I
hope something freaking blows up. And Marissa is in Renton,
Cynthia is in Polls. Bow Hi guys, hey.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Good job.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
We have heart tickets on the line for Sunday night
at Climate Pledge. The winner gets the tickets and you
get the crown of being the new Puget Sound Showdown champion.
All of our Champions over the years, everybody has their
name etched in the imaginary Puget Sound Showdown Champions Wall.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
And so we shall etch your name as well. It's
everybody excited.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Seriously, this is just the excitement level is just overwhelming.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Well, they know it's not a real law.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I have the question this morning, you guys are gonna
buzz in with your name when you know the it's
her first person of five correct answers wins. If the
game ends up like yesterday where we have to clean
up the mess. If nobody can answer, you guys both
get wrong answers. You both buzz in at the same time.
It's a tie, and Jody's got to clean up the
mess and she gets fired before you.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
You're both out here we go. Good luck.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Who played Catwoman in the nineteen ninety two movie Batman Returns.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Cynthia Cynthia Ruther Kid, Marissa, you can steal it? Michelle
Piper very good.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
What city did the Indianapolis Colts originally play in?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Jody Okay, I don't know. For Baltimore, Baltimore Baltimore Cults.
Does Kodiak Island? Is in which US state? Cynthia Cynthia Alaska.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
The TV showed Dynasty centered around what family.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Jody, The Ewings were Dallas. Dynasty was Crystal. What's her name?
I don't know? Carrington, Yes, scoreboards, so much information yet
no points. The gals have one apiece. I'm not on
the board.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
In spiral tap, what was special about their amps?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Jody? Up to eleven?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
What Nickelodeon TV show did Ariana Grande first Fine Fame.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Marisa, Marissa samon Katz, Cynthia, you can steal it Mickey Mouse.
That's Disney, Jody, The Sweet Life of Zach. That's Disney.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Also, you're looking for victorious? Which US state has the
largest population?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Mersa Marissa, California.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
In Don Henley's song Boys of Summer, what type of
sunglasses are being worn?
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Jodys No looking for Wayfares bands?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Well, he says Wayfares, not ray bands.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I don't care what he says. Scoreboard marithas too. Cynthia
and I each have one.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
The human heart is made up of how many valves?
Mersa two?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Cynthia, you can steal it four? What does the acronym
R E M stand? Forsa Marissa.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Rapid? I'm movement Scoreboard Marissa now has three Cynthia's two.
I have won.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
What TV show holds the record for the most watched finale?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Cynthia, Cynthia mash. What's the capital of Scotland?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Cynthia, Cynthia Edinburgh Scoreboard.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Cynthia now has four to Marissa's three. I only have one.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
How many acres in a square mile? Cynthia, Cynthia for
the win ten Marissa, you can steal it, but by.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You asked this question once before, like years ago, and
I got it really wrong and you made fun of
me for a while.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
What's the question again? For six hundred and forty? Yeah,
I was gonna get that way wrong. I think I said, like.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Four, where's the beef used to come from? What fast food?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
TV? Commercial? Via for the wind, Wendy Jame over where be.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Jest Jody's ninety second news update.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Now my good.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Friends at Carter Subaru, Patchee Fox Today should be nice
though near fifty two Providence, Swedish will eliminate nearly three
hundred positions in the Puget Sound area in the next
few months at First Hill, Cherry Hill, Ballard, and Esaquah
hospitals and nearby clinics. The Amber Alert lifted yesterday after
two girls eight and twelve aged were located by authorities.
(17:39):
Just announced this morning Dave Chappelle will be playing Climate
Pledgerina December ninth, which is I believe a Tuesday general
on sale begins today actually, so just announced and tickets
on sale today. The Seattle Christmas Market has will open
tomorrow at Seattle Center, goes through Christmas Eve. It's modeled
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after traditional German holiday markets, so there's lots of festivities
and vendors and seasonal food and drink. A bill requiring
the Justice Department to release all the Epstein files is
headed to the President's desks. At Desk after months of infighting,
NATO scrambled fighter jets in Polish and Romanian airspace as
Russia carried out a massive overnight attack across Ukraine. A
(18:20):
Texas judge has temporarily blocked a law requiring the Ten
Commandments to be displayed in the state's public schools. The
last pennies minted by the US government are expected to
bring in big bucks at auction. Each set of three
will bring in forty five to fifty thousand dollars. That's
for three pennies. A judge for this year's Miss Universe
(18:40):
pageant has dramatically resigned just three days before the contest
begins in Thailand, alleging the results are corrupt and that
they've already decided who the top thirty finalists are, despite
the contest not starting for another four days. Amazon has
partnered with Ford to sell used cars online. Ford Certified
pre owned Vehicles now available on ad Amazon Autos in
(19:01):
La Dallas and here in Seattle. Hines has launched its
first ever squeezable gravy bottle featuring its home style turkey gravy.
It's called leftover gravy and it's meant for sandwiches. Guess
what inspired it? You know the answer to this, think.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Jody, I can't think. I don't know. The moistmaker. Oh
that was a Friend episode where.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Ross made a leftover Thanksgiving sandwich, but Monica made a
leftover Thanksgiving sandwich with a moistmaker which was a piece
of bread dipped in gravy in the middle. And then
obviously you know some crazy yes yep, and you can
only get this on Walmart Walmart's website. Kevin costners and
talks to play Bill Clinton in a new series about
(19:47):
the United Nations on TV tonight, Champagne Problems on Netflix
with Minka Kelly, and the CMA Awards are on ABC.
In Sports, The Cracked Last.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Seven, The Jet, it's Jody and Bender.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
It's Wednesday. It's for pet Peeve Wednesday.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Jody and Bender for pet Peeve Wednesday. My pet peeve
is when a simple exchange isn't so simple. I ordered
a pants suit. I got a large coat. The coat
was too big. I tried to exchange it. They sent
me medium pants.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Well, is she getting dressed while she's telling the story.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It's either a jacket being zipped up, or it's like,
because that's a long zipper, it might be two zippers
of a handbag.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Pant suit.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
I got a large coat. The coat was too big.
I tried to exchange it. They sent me medium pants. Well,
I told them about the mix up. Then they sent
me a coat. The coat I got is another freaking
large So now I have to send both the pants
and the coat back and hope I get a medium
coat in the end.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
That's a lot of zippers, man.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I think it's a handbag. I think she's like looking
for something in a fun handbag with lots of pockets.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Jody and Bender. One of my pet peeves is when
you go to the gym and there are people who
are sitting on a machine and they spend more time
on their phone than they do using the actual machine.
Is super irritating, especially when I need that machine next.
It's like, well, get off your phone and do your workout.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Come on. Another reason why I'm glad I don't go
to a gym.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Anymore, Hi, Jodian Bender.
Speaker 8 (21:19):
My pet peeve today is the self appointed merge lane
police that don't understand how a zipper lane or a
zipper merge works, so they straddle the line and don't
allow anyone to merge and allow traffic to back up.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Because they think no one should be able to get over.
All right, not their job.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Thanks, love you guys.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
By eight seven seven nine zero one zero nine five
seven And use a talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app
that little red microphone right there on the screen. When
you've found Mackenzie's on our way to school, she still
sounds like that crazy I don't care if she's four
(21:59):
pete Wednesday. What do you got?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
So this is a stupid one. I know, It's not
like an important thing. But I am very annoyed when
I go to hotels that have mini bars and you
open up the mini bar because you want to put
like a couple of smoothies in there, because Joshua loves smoothies,
and you love Joshua and so you want to have
a smoothie for him. But it's full of stuff they're
trying to sell you, you know, beers and wines and.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Sodas and stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
So you have to take out all their stuff and
put it to the side so you can put your
smoothies in. And then when you're trying to check out,
they charge you. Of course they charge you because it's
all censored.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
When you advertise that you have a hotel room with
a mini bar, that means or a mini fridge, that means, Oh,
you're gonna accommodate my things that I'm bringing fantastic, not oh,
you're gonna fill it with stuff that if I move
to the left a little bit, you're going to charge.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Me for what do you think I'm new? I'm not new.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
If I want to bring beer and wine into the hotel,
I'll do that, not an idiot, you know, well, like
a nine dollars.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
But you didn't know that if you move stuff out
of the mini fridge to put your smoothies in there,
that you weren't going to get charged for it.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I do know, but I find it irritating a pet
peeve of mine when you advertise having a mini fridge,
that to me means I have somewhere to put my stuff,
not we have a mini fridge that you can't use
it all?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Why not have anything? I why we have a lama
as well? What yours? My pet peeve? Can you please explain.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Why when you go to the grocery store they have one,
maybe two checkout lines and then you have self checkout.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Now to make it even more annoying, now half the
self checkouts aren't even on, which then begs the question
why why do you have self checkouts that aren't on?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Why are half of them not working? Now? You have
sections like sections are turned off.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
It's like if you're making me weight and I have
to do self checkout anyway, why are you now making
me wait even longer because half your self checkouts aren't on.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I wonder if that's a continuation of the staffing issues,
because you know they have one person monitoring all the
self checkouts because none of us can do it right correct,
and it's like, please help me, you know, and you
got to get that person. So if you have twelve
self checkouts and one person, that's simply not gonna do.
Like you need more people, but you just fired everybody.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
It's simply not gonna do. Simply not gonna do. Out.
How much do you continue to charge for your fans
only account? I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
We're actually making major moves in twenty twenty six, and
in twenty twenty six Q one, the price is gonna skyrocket.
You can still get in now for the low low
price of two dollars and eighty five cents.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Two dollars and eighty five cents quarterly the.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Globe to find the news you didn't know you needed
to know, you know, said Daily Bender Gazette.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Now here's Bender. How much money have you made on
your fans only account?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Unfortunately I'm at net zero. Thanks for asking. I haven't
actually made a profit because props are expensive, fresh pies
and hats are expensive, the big pine cones and the
megalodon teeth are expensive. These things have been costing me
a lot of money, So I think next year we're
going less props or discount props.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
So we'll see if you're going less props. Yeah, what
are you offering?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I'm not sure yet.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I mean, it's definitely gonna involve dancing a lot of dancing,
because you don't need any props when you're dancing, You
just dance. Maybe some jump rope skills because jump ropes
are cheap, and I have a friend who is a
jump rope artist and she'll just give me one if
I ask her because we're really close for her.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
So when you say obviously, so when you say that
the price is gonna skyrocket from the current two eighty
five a quarter, what are we talking about.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Like in the teens, like probably fourteen.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Bucks, fourteen bucks a month quarterly still quarterly, crazy, I asked,
because while you corner the market with the fans only.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Only fans.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Star Sophie Rain dropped a thousand dollars on the Starbucks
barrista cup.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Oh she got one.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
She called around, and I guess drove three hours to
find the cup at a store, only to realize that
someone else had claimed it by the time she got there.
The person that had claimed it was still there. So
she walked up her and said, I've got a thousand
dollars cash in my car right now, And the person
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who had it said, Okay, Yeah, that's what I'm gonna
be like when I start making big money with this thing.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
That's what I'm going to be like, making it rain,
making it rain on everyone for dull crap.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Really, yeah, making it rain.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Making it rain on everyone for dumb crap that I want. Yeah,
I got a thousand bucks in my car, just like
just like spread around in all the different compartments, because
subers have a lot of different compartments. What does Sophie
Rain do or do I even want to know?
Speaker 4 (27:21):
I'm going to assume does she.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Do the dancing and the singing like I do? Does
she do the pies or does she do the other stuff?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I'm going to assume that she does the other stuff
other stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, I don't know, man, I just don't think I'm
made that way.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
So if you were looking for the disposable income, then yeah,
Sophie Rain has to be just dropping a thousand dollars
on something stupid. Yeah, you could be doing the same
thing if you upped your price and and and.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Dare I say.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Your content quality, well, I hope she enjoys that cup.
I don't know what she's going to be doing with it.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Now you say, now you don't
Ninety seven the jests Joey's ninety second news update now.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hi Hi powered by Carter Sabreu Patchee morning fog, otherwise
Parley sunny with a high near fifty two. Provident. Swedish
plans to eliminate nearly three hundred positions in our area
in the next few months, hitting more than one hundred
departments at Swedish's First Hill, Cherry Hill, Ballard, and Essaquah
hospitals and including nearby clinics as well. An amberler lifted
(00:26):
yesterday after two girls eight and twelve were located safely
by authorities. Yesterday evening, some portions of Seattle's one line
were replaced by bus shuttle service as Sound Transit works
on completing scheduled maintenance. The same adjustments will be in
place tonight. A Texas judge has temporarily blocked a law
requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in the state's
(00:46):
public schools. A new virus variant and lagging vaccinations may
mean the US is in for a severe flu season.
White House hosted a lavish state visit for Saudi Arabia's
Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman yesterday, who the CIA says
likely ordered the murder of a Washington Post journalist, Jamal Koshogi.
Will the US also do this? Reselling concert and event
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tickets for profit will be outlawed as part of a
UK government crackdown on resale platforms like stub Hub. Can
you imagine if you weren't allowed to make any money.
We have a lot of websites that people made money on.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Can you imagine not having to spend ten times what
a concert ticket actually costs?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I know it, and you and I even have no
business in this conversation too, because we get a lot
on our tickets for free. But I don't know how
people do it because between parking and ticket fees, and
it's it's substantial, substantial. That's why we should give out
more concert tickets Like WEDA. We have heart tickets during
Puget Sound showdown. Yeah, I set you up to mention that,
(01:47):
thank you, it's professional. Ariana Grande will do some shows
next year, then not tour again for a long, long
long time, So if you want to see her, better
go see her. Kevin Costner is in talks to play
Bill Clinton in a new series about the United Nations
on TV tonight, Champagne Problems on Netflix with Minka Kelly,
and the fifty ninth Annual CMA Awards are on ABC.
In Sports, The Crack and Loss last night they have
(02:09):
the Blackhawks tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Seven The Jest Jody's ninety second News Update.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Now Hey everyone, It's powered by Carter Suber Apache Morning
Fog today otherwise partly sunny. Hiyear fifty two Provident Swedish
plans to eliminate nearly three hundred positions in the Puget
Sound area in the next few months, hitting more than
one hundred departments at First Hill, Cherry Hill, Ballard, and
essaquah In hospitals and nearby clinics. Yesterday evening some portions
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of Seattle's one line replaced by bus shuttle service A
Sound Transit works on completing scheduled maintenance. The same adjustments
will be in place tonight, so be aware of that.
The Seattle Christmas Market has officially opened at Seattle Center,
lasting through Christmas Eve. It's modeled after traditional German holiday
markets and features lights and vendors and seasonal food and drink.
(02:57):
A bill requiring the Justice Department to release all the
Epstein files is headed to the President's desk after months
of infighting. A new virus variant and lagging vaccinations may
mean the US is in for a severe flu season.
NATO scrambled fighter jets in Polish and Romanian airspace as
Russia carried out a massive overnight attack across Ukraine. Door
Dash alerting customers that a recent cybersecurity incident allowed an
(03:20):
outside party to access some basic account information, although the
company says sensitive data including just how many wings I
order in a month, was not touched. A children's teddy
Bear powered by AI alarmed some researchers after it provided
information on kinks and where to find knives in the
home during testing. Remember teddy rouxspine, So this is like
(03:45):
a futuristic teddy rouxspin where it talks to you, but
it legitimately talks to you because of AI. So they're
asking it all sorts of leading questions, right because it's
for children. So they said, where do you find knives?
And it explained, like look in the kitchen, maybe in
a butcher's block, or open up a drawer to find knives.
And then it explained what a kink? It said, what
what was a kink? And then the teddy Bear was like,
(04:08):
you know, some light BDSM play, including paddles, but always request,
you know, always respect your partner.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Wouldn't you be able to just like streaming services and
or cable or TV, you have adult settings.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Right, exactly, But this is a teddy Bear, so I
guess we're assuming that it should be on children's settings.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
So you're so what you're saying is that the adult
settings are not the default setting, right.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
But I if I do get fired from this job today,
I should be one of these AI toy testers because
I could ask it all sorts.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Of weird leading questions. Why would you get fired today?
I don't know, because I'm always ready to get fired.
You never know.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Fool me once, shame on me, Fool me twice. I'm
always ready to get fired. The last pennies is.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
The first time, it's shame on you. The second time
it's shame on me.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, it's a fool me once. Shit, that's surprising. Fool
me twice. I'm always gonna be ready to get fired
from now. That's the radio mantra. Fool me once, Wow,
who'saw that coming? Shame we didn't have social media? Fool
me twice. Well, I guess I could always be an
AI toys, sir. It's put up a Jersey Mike sub
(05:20):
and with Seattle because there isn't one. Hey, the last
pennies minted by the US government are expected to bring
in big bucks at auction. You want to take a
guess how much somebody's gonna pay for a set of pennies?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's three pennies, one from the Minton Philly, one from
the Minton Denver, and then a twenty four carrot gold penny.
So that's a set that you get three damn pennies.
How much are people going to pay for that?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Ten grand? Forty five thousand dollars? Stupidest thing? It's a penny.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Sorry, it's three pennies. In sports cracking loss less Jody.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Jody, on a regular basis, schedules inspections at her house.
I think, and this is just me. I think it's
just so Jody has people at our house. Wait, I
think that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, So I was advised to do this originally, and
I'm not gonna call out the company. But I have
used one company and I'm not calling them out because
I wanted them to pay me to call them out
and they would not pay me. So since they will
not pay me, I will not give them this. But
they have installed for me my generator, they have installed
my hot water heater, and they have installed my I
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have mini split air conditioners. When the mini splits went in,
they said, hey, do you want to get on our
VIP service, which basically means wait.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Wait, it doesn't matter what it's gonna cost. Jody goes, well,
I am a VCA VIP service. I'm gonna be the
VIP Well, so yes, I want VIP service.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, so they're like, well, we come by for an
annual inspection, so we'll inspect the things that we just
put in, but also we'll do a plumbing inspection and
electrical inspection.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
And how much do you pay for this? How much
you pay to be a VIP Like three hundred bucks
a year? Yeah, but wait, there's more.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So my friend when I first moved into my house,
my friend was like, you have to get your furnace
inspected every year, just to make sure everything's working right.
So I already had it in my mind things need
to be inspected. And by the way, I spent all
of Josh's college tuition on that generator, like he's not
going to college, Like I hope he can figure something
else out. So every year, right around this time, and
(07:26):
this is the week, which is why it's at the
forefront of my mind. Sure, every year, right around this time,
I have five separate guys come to my house from
the not a pop. They cover the whole thing. This
is part of my deal, part of my VIPD. It's
part of my VIPD. So one a plumbing guy comes
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and they inspect my plumbing. They get down into the
crawl space and take a look at it. Then a
different guy comes for the generator, which I have to
pay extra for and that's fine, and then you know.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
So good for you, they tell me, Wait, good for you?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Right. I first thought they're just trying to sell me
extra stuff. They are, but they're not.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
They don't ever try and sell me extra stuff except
when I need a brand new control panel.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
And no, no, I.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That thought did occur to me that they're just bringing
in dudes to be like, hey, we need to you know,
upgrade this or whatever. But that's not it. They go through,
they clean the filters, they do.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Right, hold on, right, So are you trying to sell
me on this or are you trying to justify it
in your head?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
No, So it sounds like you're trying to justify No.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So I said to my friend the other day, I
was saying something I couldn't go to lunch because I
had all these inspection yeah, and you broke right, and
she was like, what are you talking about? And I
explained that I do inspections every year of all my stuff,
and she's like, I've never done that. I've owned my
house for twelve years. No, she's never done any of that.
So the question is, yeah, am I.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
The only one who does inspections every year of all
my stuff? I call people when things break? What about
your furnace? You don't do a furnace inspection every year?
Sure we do.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
You don't do it if you say like that when
things are when things are iffy, like if you may
both dump and you were cold, then I'll call somebody.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
So you typically don't do an annual inspection of anything. No,
And you've been a homeowner for thirty years yeah, more
than that. Yeah, And you seem fine. Yeah, I'm looking
at you. You seem all right. Yeah, I mean you're
a little stuffed up. But a twenty five dollars a
month forever equals the IP yeah, VIP, Well it did?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
It did occur to me? Is this a waste? I
mean they also a waste? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, but I want my stuff inspected? Okay, okay, Am
I the only one who's doing this saying you've never
done I'm just saying, yeah, you've never For.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
The amount of money that you spend to get things
inspected every year, I'm probably paying the same amount that
you are. When things break, I just bring somebody over
and set it up. Text your friend. Sounds like a nube. Okay,
you got a new furnace in ac recently, and if
you don't do an annual inspection, you avoid the warranty. Yeah, okay, yeah,
(09:59):
all right, but you're dad, but you're saying that, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Call me, you know the pessimist. I don't believe anybody.
Your two.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I don't believe anybody. So if you do, you remember,
do you remember when I had the hot water heater
installed in the old house and three months later something
broke and they said, oh, yeah, that's not covered.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yes, Well, what's the point of freaking inspection? The damn
thing was just installed.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
And then when you have people come to the house
for inspections or for permits or anything else, they walk
in with their little clipboard, they take a look around,
they spend forty five seconds in the room and go, yeah,
all right, that cost me fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
None of it's real. It's all crap.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Well, in this case, I watched them completely disassemble my
furnace and clean the filters, and the same thing with
the generators and the same thing, like they turn on
all the systems and they.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Open them up and look in that.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
But you have no idea what it is you're watching
them do, right, So when they put it all back together,
I'm going to go, well, the inspection worked out pretty well,
because thank god we did the inspection. Because it's gonna
cost you eighteen hundred dollars to do this, but today
I can do it for seven fifty.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
You have no idea what it is.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Broke, right, So I wouldn't have continued my VIP service
if that's what they tried to do every time, Like
if the plumber emerged from the Crawls base going we
got a problem, you know, So if it's every other visit,
no they haven't tried to upsell me anything.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Actually, how long have you had it? A year? Three years? Wow? Yeah,
that's how long I've been a VIP.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
And by the way, a lot of people on text
are saying that they have their furnace inspected. And somebody
wants to know who I get VIP home service from
because they want to be the VIP and another person
in three six so says my HVAC system, twenty thousand
dollars for a new system. So yes, I have routine
checks done. Good for you, guys, but you are definitely
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not a person who's advisable to have an inspector come
because if somebody did tell you what they never believe.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
They're all full of crap.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But they're not. Maybe other companies do. I saw them
disassemble my generator. I want it to turn on. I
hope something freaking blows up. And Marissa is in Renton,
Cynthia is in Polls. Bow Hi guys, hey.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Good job.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
We have heart tickets on the line for Sunday night
at Climate Pledge. The winner gets the tickets and you
get the crown of being the new Puget Sound Showdown champion.
All of our Champions over the years, everybody has their
name etched in the imaginary Puget Sound Showdown Champions Wall.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
And so we shall etch your name as well. It's
everybody excited.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Seriously, this is just the excitement level is just overwhelming.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Well, they know it's not a real law.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I have the question this morning, you guys are gonna
buzz in with your name when you know the it's
her first person of five correct answers wins. If the
game ends up like yesterday where we have to clean
up the mess. If nobody can answer, you guys both
get wrong answers. You both buzz in at the same time.
It's a tie, and Jody's got to clean up the
mess and she gets fired before you.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
You're both out here we go. Good luck.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Who played Catwoman in the nineteen ninety two movie Batman Returns.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Cynthia Cynthia Ruther Kid, Marissa, you can steal it? Michelle
Piper very good.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
What city did the Indianapolis Colts originally play in?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Jody Okay, I don't know. For Baltimore, Baltimore Baltimore Cults.
Does Kodiak Island? Is in which US state? Cynthia Cynthia Alaska.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
The TV showed Dynasty centered around what family.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Jody, The Ewings were Dallas. Dynasty was Crystal. What's her name?
I don't know? Carrington, Yes, scoreboards, so much information yet
no points. The gals have one apiece. I'm not on
the board.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
In spiral tap, what was special about their amps?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Jody? Up to eleven?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
What Nickelodeon TV show did Ariana Grande first Fine Fame.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Marisa, Marissa samon Katz, Cynthia, you can steal it Mickey Mouse.
That's Disney, Jody, The Sweet Life of Zach. That's Disney.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Also, you're looking for victorious? Which US state has the
largest population?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Mersa Marissa, California.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
In Don Henley's song Boys of Summer, what type of
sunglasses are being worn?
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Jodys No looking for Wayfares bands?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Well, he says Wayfares, not ray bands.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I don't care what he says. Scoreboard marithas too. Cynthia
and I each have one.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
The human heart is made up of how many valves?
Mersa two?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Cynthia, you can steal it four? What does the acronym
R E M stand? Forsa Marissa.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Rapid? I'm movement Scoreboard Marissa now has three Cynthia's two.
I have won.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
What TV show holds the record for the most watched finale?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Cynthia, Cynthia mash. What's the capital of Scotland?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Cynthia, Cynthia Edinburgh Scoreboard.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Cynthia now has four to Marissa's three. I only have one.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
How many acres in a square mile? Cynthia, Cynthia for
the win ten Marissa, you can steal it, but by.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You asked this question once before, like years ago, and
I got it really wrong and you made fun of
me for a while.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
What's the question again? For six hundred and forty? Yeah,
I was gonna get that way wrong. I think I said, like.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Four, where's the beef used to come from? What fast food?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
TV? Commercial? Via for the wind, Wendy Jame over where be.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Jest Jody's ninety second news update.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Now my good.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Friends at Carter Subaru, Patchee Fox Today should be nice
though near fifty two Providence, Swedish will eliminate nearly three
hundred positions in the Puget Sound area in the next
few months at First Hill, Cherry Hill, Ballard, and Esaquah
hospitals and nearby clinics. The Amber Alert lifted yesterday after
two girls eight and twelve aged were located by authorities.
(17:39):
Just announced this morning Dave Chappelle will be playing Climate
Pledgerina December ninth, which is I believe a Tuesday general
on sale begins today actually, so just announced and tickets
on sale today. The Seattle Christmas Market has will open
tomorrow at Seattle Center, goes through Christmas Eve. It's modeled
(17:59):
after traditional German holiday markets, so there's lots of festivities
and vendors and seasonal food and drink. A bill requiring
the Justice Department to release all the Epstein files is
headed to the President's desks. At Desk after months of infighting,
NATO scrambled fighter jets in Polish and Romanian airspace as
Russia carried out a massive overnight attack across Ukraine. A
(18:20):
Texas judge has temporarily blocked a law requiring the Ten
Commandments to be displayed in the state's public schools. The
last pennies minted by the US government are expected to
bring in big bucks at auction. Each set of three
will bring in forty five to fifty thousand dollars. That's
for three pennies. A judge for this year's Miss Universe
(18:40):
pageant has dramatically resigned just three days before the contest
begins in Thailand, alleging the results are corrupt and that
they've already decided who the top thirty finalists are, despite
the contest not starting for another four days. Amazon has
partnered with Ford to sell used cars online. Ford Certified
pre owned Vehicles now available on ad Amazon Autos in
(19:01):
La Dallas and here in Seattle. Hines has launched its
first ever squeezable gravy bottle featuring its home style turkey gravy.
It's called leftover gravy and it's meant for sandwiches. Guess
what inspired it? You know the answer to this, think.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Jody, I can't think. I don't know. The moistmaker. Oh
that was a Friend episode where.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Ross made a leftover Thanksgiving sandwich, but Monica made a
leftover Thanksgiving sandwich with a moistmaker which was a piece
of bread dipped in gravy in the middle. And then
obviously you know some crazy yes yep, and you can
only get this on Walmart Walmart's website. Kevin costners and
talks to play Bill Clinton in a new series about
(19:47):
the United Nations on TV tonight, Champagne Problems on Netflix
with Minka Kelly, and the CMA Awards are on ABC.
In Sports, The Cracked Last.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Seven, The Jet, it's Jody and Bender.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
It's Wednesday. It's for pet Peeve Wednesday.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Jody and Bender for pet Peeve Wednesday. My pet peeve
is when a simple exchange isn't so simple. I ordered
a pants suit. I got a large coat. The coat
was too big. I tried to exchange it. They sent
me medium pants.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Well, is she getting dressed while she's telling the story.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It's either a jacket being zipped up, or it's like,
because that's a long zipper, it might be two zippers
of a handbag.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Pant suit.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
I got a large coat. The coat was too big.
I tried to exchange it. They sent me medium pants. Well,
I told them about the mix up. Then they sent
me a coat. The coat I got is another freaking
large So now I have to send both the pants
and the coat back and hope I get a medium
coat in the end.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
That's a lot of zippers, man.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I think it's a handbag. I think she's like looking
for something in a fun handbag with lots of pockets.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Jody and Bender. One of my pet peeves is when
you go to the gym and there are people who
are sitting on a machine and they spend more time
on their phone than they do using the actual machine.
Is super irritating, especially when I need that machine next.
It's like, well, get off your phone and do your workout.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Come on. Another reason why I'm glad I don't go
to a gym.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Anymore, Hi, Jodian Bender.
Speaker 8 (21:19):
My pet peeve today is the self appointed merge lane
police that don't understand how a zipper lane or a
zipper merge works, so they straddle the line and don't
allow anyone to merge and allow traffic to back up.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Because they think no one should be able to get over.
All right, not their job.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Thanks, love you guys.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
By eight seven seven nine zero one zero nine five
seven And use a talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app
that little red microphone right there on the screen. When
you've found Mackenzie's on our way to school, she still
sounds like that crazy I don't care if she's four
(21:59):
pete Wednesday. What do you got?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
So this is a stupid one. I know, It's not
like an important thing. But I am very annoyed when
I go to hotels that have mini bars and you
open up the mini bar because you want to put
like a couple of smoothies in there, because Joshua loves smoothies,
and you love Joshua and so you want to have
a smoothie for him. But it's full of stuff they're
trying to sell you, you know, beers and wines and.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Sodas and stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
So you have to take out all their stuff and
put it to the side so you can put your
smoothies in. And then when you're trying to check out,
they charge you. Of course they charge you because it's
all censored.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
When you advertise that you have a hotel room with
a mini bar, that means or a mini fridge, that means, Oh,
you're gonna accommodate my things that I'm bringing fantastic, not oh,
you're gonna fill it with stuff that if I move
to the left a little bit, you're going to charge.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Me for what do you think I'm new? I'm not new.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
If I want to bring beer and wine into the hotel,
I'll do that, not an idiot, you know, well, like
a nine dollars.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
But you didn't know that if you move stuff out
of the mini fridge to put your smoothies in there,
that you weren't going to get charged for it.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I do know, but I find it irritating a pet
peeve of mine when you advertise having a mini fridge,
that to me means I have somewhere to put my stuff,
not we have a mini fridge that you can't use
it all?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Why not have anything? I why we have a lama
as well? What yours? My pet peeve? Can you please explain.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Why when you go to the grocery store they have one,
maybe two checkout lines and then you have self checkout.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Now to make it even more annoying, now half the
self checkouts aren't even on, which then begs the question
why why do you have self checkouts that aren't on?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Why are half of them not working? Now? You have
sections like sections are turned off.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
It's like if you're making me weight and I have
to do self checkout anyway, why are you now making
me wait even longer because half your self checkouts aren't on.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I wonder if that's a continuation of the staffing issues,
because you know they have one person monitoring all the
self checkouts because none of us can do it right correct,
and it's like, please help me, you know, and you
got to get that person. So if you have twelve
self checkouts and one person, that's simply not gonna do.
Like you need more people, but you just fired everybody.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
It's simply not gonna do. Simply not gonna do. Out.
How much do you continue to charge for your fans
only account? I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
We're actually making major moves in twenty twenty six, and
in twenty twenty six Q one, the price is gonna skyrocket.
You can still get in now for the low low
price of two dollars and eighty five cents.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Two dollars and eighty five cents quarterly the.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Globe to find the news you didn't know you needed
to know, you know, said Daily Bender Gazette.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Now here's Bender. How much money have you made on
your fans only account?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Unfortunately I'm at net zero. Thanks for asking. I haven't
actually made a profit because props are expensive, fresh pies
and hats are expensive, the big pine cones and the
megalodon teeth are expensive. These things have been costing me
a lot of money, So I think next year we're
going less props or discount props.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
So we'll see if you're going less props. Yeah, what
are you offering?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I'm not sure yet.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I mean, it's definitely gonna involve dancing a lot of dancing,
because you don't need any props when you're dancing, You
just dance. Maybe some jump rope skills because jump ropes
are cheap, and I have a friend who is a
jump rope artist and she'll just give me one if
I ask her because we're really close for her.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
So when you say obviously, so when you say that
the price is gonna skyrocket from the current two eighty
five a quarter, what are we talking about.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Like in the teens, like probably fourteen.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Bucks, fourteen bucks a month quarterly still quarterly, crazy, I asked,
because while you corner the market with the fans only.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Only fans.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Star Sophie Rain dropped a thousand dollars on the Starbucks
barrista cup.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Oh she got one.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
She called around, and I guess drove three hours to
find the cup at a store, only to realize that
someone else had claimed it by the time she got there.
The person that had claimed it was still there. So
she walked up her and said, I've got a thousand
dollars cash in my car right now, And the person
(26:54):
who had it said, Okay, Yeah, that's what I'm gonna
be like when I start making big money with this thing.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
That's what I'm going to be like, making it rain,
making it rain on everyone for dull crap.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Really, yeah, making it rain.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Making it rain on everyone for dumb crap that I want. Yeah,
I got a thousand bucks in my car, just like
just like spread around in all the different compartments, because
subers have a lot of different compartments. What does Sophie
Rain do or do I even want to know?
Speaker 4 (27:21):
I'm going to assume does she.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Do the dancing and the singing like I do? Does
she do the pies or does she do the other stuff?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I'm going to assume that she does the other stuff
other stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, I don't know, man, I just don't think I'm
made that way.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
So if you were looking for the disposable income, then yeah,
Sophie Rain has to be just dropping a thousand dollars
on something stupid. Yeah, you could be doing the same
thing if you upped your price and and and.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Dare I say.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Your content quality, well, I hope she enjoys that cup.
I don't know what she's going to be doing with it.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Now you say, now you don't
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