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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Ninety five to seven Jet Shody's ninety second news update.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Now, Hello, Rain need today a little bit upper sixties,
You'll be okay.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Powered by Carter suberu Well.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
A Seattle bride parade transformed from a two hundred person
event fifty two years ago into a massive citywide annual
celebration of over three hundred thousand attendees. Yesterday, more than
two hundred and fifty groups participated in the march, which
began at Westlake Park On July second. Opponents of Washington
State's new so called millionaire's tax will turn in their
signatures in hopes of eventually repealing the tax ago Now.
(00:42):
Evacuation order issued yesterday for the whole town of Winthrop
due to a growing wildfire. Medicare will start covering weight
loss drugs July first. For the first time. The US
and Iran will stand down for now after both sides
recently traded fire near the Strait of Hormuz, and while
talks remain on track, to a senior US Administration official,
it's not clear yet what Iran's position is on the matter.
(01:05):
Comcast says it will roll off NBC Universal into a
new publicly traded company no grand prize winner in Friday's
Mega Millions, so the jackpot rolls over to five hundred
and eleven million dollars ahead of the drawing tomorrow. Five
hundred and eleven million dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Still not enough for this?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Still not enough?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Late Night hosts John Oliver heading to daytime in the
funniest way possible. He's going to be in a general
hospital three episode storyline as himself. No, it's going to
air July second, third, and sixth. Cannot wait.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Michael J.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Fox is now a Companion of the Order of Canada.
That's like being knighted in England. It's the country's highest
civilian honor. He was awarded for both his Hollywood career
and advocacy for Parkinson's disease. Courtney Cox and Johnny McDade
from the band Snow Patrol have reportedly split after more
than a decade together. I did He's a good looking guy.
(01:58):
The two hour special Disney Celebrates America Pursuit of Happiness
is on TV tonight. In Sports, Mariners and the Weekend
a game under five hundred, falling out of first place
in the Als, they have the Angels Today, Storm one
two back to back games. There next up on Thursday.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
So let's see we have more concert tickets this week.
I want to go see the B fifty twos and
Deep seven, the Jedits Jody and Bender. So Yes, Time
Flies coming up at six forty five. So Birthday's anniversaries,
whatever you got, whatever you want to celebrate, text it
into five, two, three on nine, or use the talkback
feature on the iHeartRadio app. We're a little over an
(02:35):
hour away from the finals Tournament of Champions for Puget
Sound Showdown. James and Seattle the Lady Killer up against
Nick and Broadview the Spoiler. The two of them face
off at seven forty five to determine who's the best
of the best of all the Hall of famers. We
started with twenty. We're down to two. But between now
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and then you can use the talkback feature on the
iHeartRadio app. That little red microphone Click on that your
phone's gonna record. You send us a note as to
who you think is gonna win. Between James and Nick
and all the people to choose the right person. We
will randomly select somebody from that pool of people and
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you'll win tickets to see David Spade at Snoqualmi Casino
and man tickets to see your no longer in first place,
Seattle Marrigers.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
It's a prize pack.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It is a prize pack. Some of them, some of
the notes that we received over the weekend.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Hi, Jordian Bender, this is Carlos and Seattle Cast. My
vote for the Spoiler over the Lady Killer simply because
I like his name better. His name sounds like a
cool wrestler's name from the seventies versus sure, the Lady
Killer is a name you would find on a Post
Office Most Wanted list. Okay, there you go.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Personally, I think that's gonna win on Monday's James, Go, James,
You've got good morning.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
My vote for the Showdown winner is Nick because I
had a predictive moment this morning while shaving in the shower.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh, had a predictive moment.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
He had a moment when he realized that his guy
was gonna win. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh you didn't see the pun. No, he chose Nick
because he was shaving in the shower.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh Oh there was a pun in there.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yes, I'm voting for Nick on Monday. Go Nick. He's
a smart intelligent man. Let's go Nick, Come on, you
gotta do the second win some tickets. Go Dick, Go Nick,
Go Nick.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Nick.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
See that's my Monday energy.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Go uh go to the iHeartRadio app if you're not
already there. If you're already there and you got the
station on, you see that little red microphone, click on that.
Your phone's gonna record you up to thirty seconds. Send
us a note with who you think is gonna win.
You have an hour to do so. And like I said,
we're going to take a random winner of all the
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people to chose the right person between Nick and or James,
and you'll get tickets to see David Spade and you
get to go to a Mariner game.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
This Tournament of Champions has been very exciting, although I'm
also excited for tomorrow because I've written fresh.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Meat question, don't get ahead of ourselves for the first time. Well,
it's gonna be a fresh Tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Is gonna be a fresh meat game. Tomorrow we start
all over again. Tournament will be over. We'll get two
brand new contestants, and we're gonna go from Hall of
Fame really hard questions to.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
What do we call the special letters a e io
and you.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
What color do you get when you mix blue and red?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Where is the smallest bone? In July first, following a
change approved by the legislature after more than a year
of warning people for initial violations and world more warning
where this is everywhere? This is in Washington's work zones.
So you used to be you'd get a warning the
first time you speed through her work zone like a
(06:06):
dinghis And now you're gonna get one hundred and twenty
five dollars feet first time. Okay, so everyone slow down it.
Seattle Police Department officials confirmed there were no arrests made
during the World Cup match between Egypt and Iran and
all the other events on Friday. However, seven drones were seized.
I think that tallies up to twenty nine. They're just
taking everybody's drones. Can't have them, so don't bring them.
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A heat wave will blanket the eastern half of the
US this week, potentially dangerous temperatures, just as millions prepare
to celebrate July fourth. Today, the Supreme Court rejected a
push by the President to throw out a jury's findings
that he abused the writer Egene Carroll at a New
York City department store in the mid nineties and later defamed.
Her Medicare will start covering weight loss drugs on July first.
(06:48):
For the first time, Uber is rolling out stricter background
checks and restrictions for drivers to take effect today.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Bender.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Among the changes, Uber is expanding the list of criminal
offensives that permanently disqualify you from being a driver in
the US, So now, starting now, prior convictions for violent felonies,
sexual crimes, stalking, or strangulation means you can't be a driver.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
So yesterday you could. Yeah, you could be like.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
A ten times strangler and still be driving my ass
to Climate Pledge.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I mean just try it, though, Like would you strangle?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Try it?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I'd like to see you try it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Hollywood rolling out the red carpet for mel Brooks as
the legendary comedian and filmmaker turns one hundred. I put
a question up, what's your favorite mel Brooks movie? Mine,
of course, young Frankenstein Bender, Do you have a favorite.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Mel Brooks movie?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
All right, you're with me, Stevin Nicks and Tim McGraw.
I will reportedly perform at the wedding of Taylor and
Travis this Friday. Sure that sounds pretty good. A script
for Saint Elmo's Fire the sequel is in the works.
Rob Low says that everyone wants to do it, and
they've been working on getting this script just right. Do
we want to see Saint Elmo's Fire now that everyone's
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in their fifties and sixties.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I never saw the original, You.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Gotta be kidding me. We knew her rather underneath.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
The somewhere somewhere. John Parr's like, let's.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Do it this time.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Wow, you've never seen I've never seen it, so I
don't like essential for your twenties.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
So where did we leave off? So where would the
sequel take us?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Well?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Rob Loo was the bad boy, so I assume that
he's probably going to be in recovery. Demi Moore was
super hot, had a bit of a drug problem. Ali
Sheety was in a Why am I going through this
whole thing?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I don't know. You gotta watch the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
My good Mariners.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
On the weekend game under five hundred, they've fallen out
of first place in the Alo West Angels.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Today to go to the show. We're half hour away
from the final Puget Sound Showdown Tournament of Champions between
James and Seattle and Nick and broadview. You can use
the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app to vote for
who you think is gonna win. So then when it's
all said and done, the pomp and circumstance and the
confetti and everything, and the banner gets raised to the
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rafters and the big championship and the thing is over,
we will grab from the pool of people that voted
for the right participant will win. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
This is Thomas Snohomish and I'm gonna go with Nick
the spoiler.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
He spoiled everybody's run up to this point, so I'm
gonna ride with my boy Nick. Good morning, Jody and Bender,
great show, Thank you. This is Don Seattle and I
think it's gonna be Nick. Nick's gonna do it this year.
Nick over James and prediction of Nick five and James three.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh, nobody's called numbers before go Nick.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Hello, jodyan Bender.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I think it's gonna be James that's gonna win. He's
a proven winner, and he's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
He's a proven winner. They're both proven winner.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, we didn't just pull one guy from old Navy.
You know you guys, James, James James Tournament of Champions.
Tell you good luck.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Hey, we do it at seven forty five this morning.
In the meantime, this weekend, Jody's traveling to Pullman. She's
never been there, never been. You're going for a baseball tournament?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yes, so this is usually the weekend I go to Whistler.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Oh, so you're spending the fourth of July in Pullman.
In Pullman, So the question is, what is there to do?
I've never been to Pollman.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, I mean, obviously I have friends who went to Wazoo.
And I ask questions because I'm a bit of the
and this will won't surprise you. I'm like the social
director for the baseball team. You know, we should gather
here after this game because we're gonna be near this
and that, And so I put the word out to
some of my most outstanding Koog friends, you know, the
ones who fly the flag the one so it's their
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whole and I'm like, what is there for us to do?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
You know?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Because the boys are going to go golfing on Saturday
because we only have one early game, what should the
moms do? We want to do some fun stuff. The
only information that I get is food related where you
can get the best cal zones are apparently at some
place called Sella's. Where you can get the ice cream
is a place, it's a specific place. I can't remember
the name right now, so right, And then there's apparently
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a place where you can get a thirty ounce tin
of Cougar gold cheese. You know what this cheese is.
It's made by the students. You can only get it
at this one place. It lasts forever in the fridge.
But who's got room in their fridge for a thirty
tin of cheese? That's like this much cheese? What else
is there to do? That's my question. I was hoping to,
like go see some stuff. We're going to see the
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waterfall the Police National Park, the Big waterfall, but that's
on the way from Seattle to Pullman.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I'm like, what's in the area, y'all?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Food and the waterfall, calzones? What else is in the
area y'all? Y'all?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, Like I want to go see some stuff or
go do some stuff, like go to a hike or
go to a cool park, or maybe like where's the vibe?
I want to go catch a vibe.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
So you have gotten zero other than the waterfall.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Everyone keeps talking about the same damn Calzone place, like
it must be good Calzones. But you know, I was
expecting a little bit more information, like the.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Town of Johnson has a super awesome old school Four
of July parade right near Pulman Johnson. Text.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Now we're talking. I never even heard of Johnson. I mean,
if you were to ask me an Ohio State Buckeye
cool stuff to do in Columbus, you'd have a list,
a very long list of things to go in, places
to you know.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Enjoy yourself. But that's all very hazy in your memory
because you were wasted. What's your point here?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I am with my college degree, all four of my limbs.
Everything turned out fine.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
People are texting in uh hiking, oh kemiak kemiact butte
there you go, chmiak butte.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I was reading up on that because I'm in charge
of what the moms are gonna do for fun on
Saturday while all the boys are golfing before we have
our barbecue.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Text Fernanda's ice cream. Yes, go see the bears walk
the campus.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah, okay, no, go see the bears. That's a text.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
There is nothing to do in Pullman.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
They have a grizzly bear thing for the the Wazoo
Veterinary School.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
That's why they call it the drinking capital of the state.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
But even just like, there must be cool stuff to
look at, and it's just like a river to sit.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
By, Like there's a waterfall you just spoke of.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, but that's I'm not going to backtrack. We gotta
catch that on the way.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
All right. So text into five two three on and
use the talk back and let Jody know what to
do this weekend in Pullman. Nothing to you love.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It so much? There must be something to do. Where'd
you all sit your asses?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
It's all booze related? Text snake river, find a beach
or a park, depending about how far you want to drive.
There's quite a few Okay, okay, Rico's bar Ricos, haven't
heard a Rico's plenty of wineries. Jody's going to Pullman
this weekend with her son for baseball. Yeah, and she's
looking for stuff to do, and everyone is telling her
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if you don't drink, that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Because we only have one game a day and so
there's time to do other stuff and everyone kind of
and I don't mind this, but like everyone just kind
of is waiting to get a plan. So I'm trying
to get the plan together. But I've never been there, yep,
And some people wave those flags man, the koogs are
so proud, So let's hear it, Like.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
By the way, I know it's all veiled insults, but
when you're texting in to five two three oh nine
about how bad Pullman is and about how there's horribly
nothing to do and it's just God for sake and horribleness,
we know you go to you dub okay, stop it
AREC ninety five seven the Jet Traffic Sattle's number one
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music extension. It's Jody and Bender. It's time we started
with twenty Puget Sound Showdown, Hall of Famers Jody and
now we're down to the final two. Let's bring in
James in Seattle, The Lady Killer James. Happy Monday Morning,
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All James, James, James, James, You're gonna be taking on
Nick in Broadview, the Spoiler. Hi Nick, Hey, everybody, Nick, Nick? Nick?
How is everybody feeling? James will start with you. You
have fought all the way to the final matchup, how
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are you feeling? Amazing? It's great to be here, right, Nick,
same question. I honestly thought I would not get anywhere
near this close, So I am a little nervous. I
have the questions this morning. You guys are gonna buzz
in with your name when you know the answer. First
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person of five wins. Jody can clean up the mess,
but she can't win. Imagine if both got bumped in
the final and you walked out of here the king
of Kings.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I don't think that's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
You guys, Ready, here we go?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Who's the only actor to appear in both the movie
and TV versions of Mash James James h Gary Berghoff
radar in both the movie and the TV show. In
Greek mythology? What river divides Earth from the underworld?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Nick?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Nick Dick? How many letters are in the Hawaiian alphabet? James?
James for two? Nick, you can steal it? Twelve? What
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did the Mongolfier brothers invent in seventeen? Nick? Hotter? Balloons?
Who wears number two for the Mariners?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Jody?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Looking for Cole Young scoreboard number?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Nick has three? James has won?
Speaker 4 (17:37):
What African country takes its name? From the Latin for
free Nick, Nick Liberia. What TV show has won the
most Emmys? James Dick James Modern Family, Nick, you can
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steal it? For the win fifty minutes, Jody.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Sorry live, very good, Thank you, scoreboard, Nick has four
James has won.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
What's mister Klean's first name? Jody Milicent looking for veritably?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
In what game are you playing for? Keepses? James James
marbles in thirty Rock? What's the name of the sketch
show within the show? Nick? Nick? For the win, It's TGS,
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which was the girly show game over all.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I'm doing no matter what, got money, we have new hag.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
I'm changed the champion, I'm champions Nick. In broad view?
Can they say that? Can they say?
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Good game, James, nice.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Job, congratulations Nick. We're very happy.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You're the smartest person in the whole Puget Sound area,
the entire area.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
I did that for Dan from Staholm. It's good job Dan.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Who's Dan?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Now here's what we called in earlier? Oh oh, that's right,
one of the guys. And now we have to go
through all the talk packs forgotten. We're gonna pick somebody
randomly from all the people that picked Nick to win it.
Nick is now the king of kings.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
He is now going to be the reigning Tournament of
Champions champion until we do this whole thing again. He
gets to hold this over the head of all the
other Puget sound showed guaranteed human.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Ninety five to seven chet Shody's ninety second news update now.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
And She's powered by Carter subru Might reign today, might
not rain today, Who the hell knows. Seattle Pride Parade
transformed from a two hundred person even fifty two years
ago into a massive citywide annual celebration of three hundred
thousand attendees. Yesterday, more than two hundred and fifty groups
participated in the march, which started at Westlake Park.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Go now.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Evacuation order issued yesterday for the whole town of Winthrop
due to a growing wildfire. Seattle Police Department officials confirmed
there were no arrests made during the World Cup match
between Egypt and Iran. US Supreme Court upheld a Mississippi
law that allows election officials to count mail in ballots
that are postmarked by election day but received up to
five days after it. Eighteen states and territory, including Mississippi,
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have such mail ballot grace periods, Washington State one of them. Today,
the Supreme Court rejected a push by the President to
throw out a jury's finding that he abused writer E.
Gene Carroll at a New York City department store in
the mid nineties and then later defamed her. US and
Iran will stand down for now, talks remaining on track,
according to a senior US Administration official. Not clear yet
(21:16):
what Iran's position on the matter is no grand prize
winner in Friday's Mega Millions drun, so that jackpot rolls
over to five hundred and eleven million dollars ahead of
the drawing tomorrow, so close to Jodi and Ventnor participating
just two hundred million dollars away.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
We will don't drop our twenty until it gets to
seven to fifty. Now.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Supplement maker Total Nutrition Ink recalled two of its products
because it has potentially deadly bacteria.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Hey, that's not why you bought it.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
The two products affected in the most recall are TN
vitamins one hundred percent organic maringa capsules and one hundred
percent organic maringa.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Powder Maringa h What is maringa.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Maringa for those of you who don't know, is is
uh the tree of life or miracle tree classified as
an important herbal plant?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I just got blocked on that one. What does it
do for your body?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
What were you looking for?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
It provides the body with a robust blend of vitamins, minerals,
and plant based proteins that boost energy, fight inflammation, and
support cellular health.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
But there's not enough maringa in the maringa pill. Is
that what you're saying?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
There's no bacteria, there's deadly bacteria.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
There's enough maringa, Sure, there's not enough to offset.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, my man, there's a.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Correct toy. Story five kept the box office crown with
seventy million. Supergirl had a thirty eight million opening script
for sant almost fire sequels in the works. Rob Loo says,
everybody wants in and they're just getting working on getting
the script right, because you got to do that.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
This is my favorite. We have a brand new King
of Kings and it's Nick. Nope, you have to listen.
In an hour they were listening. Maybe they weren't listening
a half hour ago. Where the heck, where do you
think that they're people that are just waiting and listening
to our every second of the show.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I think they sit by their old timey radio and
like just drool like mouths hanging out, like listening to
our everywhere.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Are you listening to the way Jody's talking about you guys? Yeah,
what's our song of the day that we're still listening for.
It's Rome by the B fifty two. I'm impressed. Thanks
as are you?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I know, like this could be wrong. There's a brand
new video up on our YouTube channel at Jody and Bender.
It is uh, it's about Jody's dating history, well about
one particular individual in particular vision that came from a
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conversation about car film. See when you listen to the
show out of context, things just sound weird.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Hey we're having a conversation about what not to do.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
But Jody gets very offended that again. Go watch the video.
Just go watch the video. It's on our YouTube channel
at Jody and Bender. Watch, subscribe, like comment and it
helps the algorithm. If you do more stuff with the
video than just watching.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
It, one day, we'll make money.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Like some of those people who eat in their cars,
we could have eat car, money, Muckbang, if we could
get that muck bang, money baby.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
And a half hour away from time flies. So do
we want to do Because we have this new sege
what we're gonna call time killing lists because everybody loves lists.
We don't have a jingle unless you'd like to provide one.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Here's another time killing list.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Wow, that was not a lot of us.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I didn't have a lot of time to work on
that one. Then it's another time that's great. I don't
see what else you would want.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Do you want ten hobbies from the eighties that genuinely
protected people's mental health? Or nine nine things hairstylists you
should never do to your hair Nine.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Things hair stylists say you should never do.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Well. That feels like more of a health corner. Is
it a health corner? Is it just a list?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Apparently it's a health corner. So yeah, sor right, let's
do that one. Okay, let's no, we don't need we
don't need the jingle. What do you mean we don't
need the jingle.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
We don't have to have the jingle. It is a list,
it's just a health corner. Here's another time killing list.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Nine things hairstylists say. You should never do to your
hair applying conditioner at the roots.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
You know, I learned that late in life. I put
shampoo and conditioner on in the same way, and you're
not supposed to. Shampoo is for your scalp and conditioner
is for your hair. If you put conditioner on your scalp,
you're clogging your pores. I bet you didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Something's wrong with your body.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Come check it out at health corner. Beautiful head of hair.
You want to protect that thing, right, Thank you? Don't
glom on conditioner on your scalp. That's where shampoo goes.
Conditioner is next, goes on the bottom.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I don't use conditioner.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
No, No, looks conditioned to me. Thank you looks real soft, babe.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Don't the next one? What did you say? I was
so focused on the next thing on my list that I.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Just gonna keep going.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Baby. If you so soft, how are you alone?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
And we could get it? Can't believe? Don't use conditioner
so soft? What's what's second on the list.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Don't skip conditioner?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
No, you gotta have a baby.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Won't give that your job?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Like vanilla.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
How people sniff? It's a sniffing noise.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Nine things hairstylists so you should never do to your hair.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Dumb question. Sure do you put shampoo in your beard?
How do you clean your beard?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
I do occasionally.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, like you just do like your hair and your beard. Yeah,
I would do that too, I suppose.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Okay, go on, what what what did you think I
was doing to my beard?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I don't know if you have like special like I
don't know if you use like beard stuff beard stuff,
or if you use face stuff on your beard.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
But a beard is hair, so I don't think you're.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Supposed to face I do have special beard oil.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Oh yeah, don't put that beard oil and babe makes
it dossolved.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
I don't know about anybody else, but I need I
need a break.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
So let's take a babe, Let's take a break.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Babe. Wow, I've never been more disturbed listening to you guys.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Ever, Like we've done way more disturbing stuff. I'm just saying,
he's got a nice out of hair.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Text you guys. You guys should have done the hobbies
West Instead we did time killing lists things hairstylists say
you should never do to your hair, And I only
got to the second one. I got applying conditioner at
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the roots, yes, or skipping additioner altogether. Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Right, don't skip conditioner for curly haired people. You don't
want to use shampoo every day because it dries you out,
but you got a condition.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
H don't only use sulfate free shampoo. I don't even
know what that means.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Sulfate free shampoo is more trendy. Some of the better
brands are taking sulfates out because it's not supposed to
be good for you.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Skipping heat protectant.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I don't use heat protected not.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Drying roots first. When using a blow dryer.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I don't use a blow dryer. You blow dry your hair?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Can you imagine? I don't blowdry in the morning?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Man, what blow dryers sound like?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
M hm?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Skimping on product quality?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
No, you gotta buy the good stuff.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Turning the temperature of a curling iron or straightener all
the way up.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I don't use that either. I let my hair air dry.
I do use extremely expensive hair care products. Use good
hair care products.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Use goop.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I use like goopy crap? What I use? Whatever? My
wife uses? You use her stuff, I use her stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
That's another reason I'm never gonna get married again.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Keep your mites off my stop standing the globe to
find the noose.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
You didn't know you needed to know, you know, Daily
Bender Gazette.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Now here's Bender. The real question is what song will
we play for? Damn? I haven't heard that in a while.
Use the talkback feature right now, right now, like right now.
You got the phone, You got your phone there, you
got the station on, you get the little red microphone.
Click on the little red microphone. Phone's going to record
your message is going to show up here in studio,
and we will play whatever song you want as long
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as Jody and I like it too. That's the only
hurdle you got to clear. Use a talk back right
now and we'll play Damn. I haven't heard that in
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Speaker 3 (30:25):
Better You, better life.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Literally doing?
Speaker 4 (30:30):
What are we doing's going on here? Nineteen year old
from where Florida, No, the UK? Obviously this is a
disturbing story. Oh let me pull my chair in nineteen
year old has admitted deliberately to making a mess in
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the community pool.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
What kind of a mess. Kind of a mess you think, Well,
there's mouth mess. There's number one and number two.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Let's just say number two. And it had admitted to
doing it eighteen times over several months.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
In the pool, eighteen times in the pool.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Eighteen times the pool, as apparently occurred an indoor pool.
It occurred some a bunch of times between February two
and May twenty first, forcing repeated closures for cleaning and
safety procedures. Staff had to review hours of footage to
identify the suspect who, when he was a branded straight
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up admitted it. That's me.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
How many times would it take the Americans? I mean,
you know, because the British they probably like put a
nice sign up that says like please if you wouldn't mind,
you know, the kind of nice suggestion like please make
sure that you do your business in the bathroom and
not in the pool.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Eighteen times.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Well this is this is I think there's the difference.
Let's separate there. No, no, what I'm saying is there's
a difference between Hey, if you think there may be
a chance, use the facilities before you use the pool.
This guy eighteen times over several months, on purpose.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Eighteen is a lot.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Eighteen is a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
You know, one time is a mistake. Maybe two times. Oh,
I've got a chronic bug. Maybe I'll stay away from
the pool for a while. It would take the pool
near my house like three times before they started like
using the infrared goggles and and the I don't know
how you figure it out. I don't know how you
figure it out. But you certainly don't drain and clean
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the pool. You know much water.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
That's ways hold it infrared goggles in your mind, that's
how you think they can capture these people. What was
it the movie Grown Ups where they're all in the
pool and to turn blue around them? Yes, yes, for
red goggles.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
And I, by the way, the movie Grown Ups gave
me the idea to tell Josh that I had those
chemicals in the hot tub when his friends were using
it as a threat. But that wasn't for pooh. I
was thinking more caddy shack, like oh, when it was
a baby ruth. But it was actually it's like it's duty,
all right, but it wasn't duty.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
It was a baby ruth. Okay, yeah, well you did
the story.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
I know.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I like how you're disgusted you're like, what a horrible conversation.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
You literally brought it, printed it out, it's in your hand,
and you were like, I want to talk about this,
and now we're talking about it, and.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
You're like, you're disgusting. It's in your hand.