July 14, 2026 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ninety five seven chet Shody's ninety second news Update.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Now, hey everyone, it's Paramycrner Subru gonna be sunny in
the eighties today, Piers Transit Off Piers County Human Services
are going to offer free rides to people looking to
cool off at a cooling shelter for today and tomorrow.
So remember that if you've got to get out of
the house. Vinad Koshla wife, Neru, and son Neil.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Get to know them.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
They're the principal owners, well, the principal names connected to
the sale of your Seattle Seahawks. Now here's where it
gets interesting. Nihu, who is the wife, is going to
be the controlling owner of the franchise. Neil, who is
the son, will have a significant role in the leadership
group of the team. Here's what the family said. We
look forward to building on the winning legacy Paul Awland
(00:49):
created and to earning the trust of the Seahawks organization
and fans everywhere.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Nine point six billion.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Dollars elsewhere where.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Vinod mentioned that he was excited that all that money
is going to nonprofits.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
So that's a pretty big deal.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Everybody can stop with the rampant speculation about what's gonna
happen in ten years or whatever. Everything is gonna play
out the way it's gonna play out, and we have
no control over everything. So just enjoy the next season
and the season after that. Here in Seattle, a Washington
grandfather is recovering after a bison tossed his ass into
the air during an attack.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
At Yellowstone National Park.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
That video is insane.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It's insane, and I'm not gonna post it because the
guy did get hurt. He has a couple broken bones.
He's an old man. And this isn't one of those
situations in which we say stay away from the animals.
Don't instinct the animals, don't aggravate the animals. They were
minding their own business. The grandfather and his grandson, like
they were in the area, but they weren't trying to
(01:52):
poke the animal or get near the animal.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Take a selfie with your yeah, but they were from
a decent distance.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The bison was doing a sand roll, you know, like
he was relaxing, and then he got up and charged them.
They were far enough away that, you know, we can't say, like, well,
you get what you deserve, and this poor guy, Yeah,
my god, the sun was the grandson was not injured, thankfully,
and the grandfather will be okay.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I may or may not put the video up. Should
I put the video up? It's crazy, it's crazy. Yeah,
maybe I'll put it up.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
World Cup Semifinals on Telemundo, Fox and Peacock today. It's
Frans versus Spain Tomorrow England Argentina. Winners and losers of
those matches will play this weekend for the top three spots. Incidentally, FIFA,
who has been accused of charging high prices for this
year's tournament in the United States, is now selling the
grass that will be used for the July nineteenth final
at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. How much for a
(02:46):
peace Bender? Two hundred and fifty dollars four.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
For how much of how much grass are you getting?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's a great question. I don't know the size of
the piece, but I can find out. A random thing
of rices came out. They're charging nine dollars for a
bottle of coke. That's a very expensive, but the hell
costco warning customers who recently purchased a desert willow plant
that it could be infested with an invasive pest. No, no,
(03:17):
not just any invasive pests. Listen to the name of
this sucker, glassy winged sharpshooters. Don't put the plants on
the ground. Put it inside two trash bags. Sealum closed
Cosco will give you a refund. And you don't bring
the plant back because it's got Don't put it in
just one bag, right, put it in two bags because
of those glassy winged sharpshooters.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
It's no good.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And sports, Major League Baseball's All Star Game is on Fox.
No Mariners are starters, but Randy's on the team. Storm
Sky tomorrow, rain beat Portland yesterday, Sounders Portland Thursday.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
What is that Jodyan Benders song of the day with
Jody and Bender splim from Seattle.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I want to know, and I think all of us
want to know.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
So you guys are on the air from six to ten,
But is that your these days? Don't work just four
hours a day?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Do you?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
How many hours do you guys work?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
And what's the protocol?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
What do you go hour prep before your ship, hour after,
what what's what's what's the gig? What's the gig? What's
the protocol? What's your deal? How many hours you work
and you're not just doing four hours. All right, what's
your So when you get there and you take the
little slip out of the rack over there and you
pop it in the time clock, Yeah, Jody.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
We generally get here an hour to an hour and
a half before the show, right, We work four hours,
and then the rest of the day is also work
because there's meetings, there is taking in your environment and
living life and finding things to talk about.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
The That was the audio version of Jody doing an
essay in college.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And in fact, I used to write off everything because
I used to say on the air, we're talking about
our lived experience, so I'm going to write off this
movie and this lunch and this one cable bill and everything.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Earth kind of an answer was that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
No, we work five hours a day. We're here an
hour before the show, and then we do four hours
of the show.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
And then that's it.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
An hour before the show.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That's right, Daddy's here earlier because his car is so fast.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
But then there's you know, we get off the air
and we've got commercials we got to do. We have
videos that we're editing and posting there, and like Joy
and then right, I take care of the videos, Jody
takes care of the podcast. There's UH and then there's TV.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
We got to do I'd say roughly per day we
work seven hours.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
We don't work at all. What did you say, give
me your give me your What was that again? What
was your explanation? What was your explanation? Experience? So the
show ends at ten o'clock and on Tuesdays and Thursdays
we do Fox, so we'll be on TV at ten fifteen.
So we're out of here around ten twenty and then
(06:18):
we've got meeting. If we do twenty minutes, we have
where and when you say meetings plural, we have won
one meeting. We have one staff meeting, and you missed
it yesterday. Had we never meeting? Yesterday?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I had a meeting. I handled it for the show.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Did not have a meeting? I sure did. You did not.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Me, Jenny and Norden had our own girls meeting and you, yes,
we did.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Our boss is on vacation. Me, Jenny and Arden had
the meeting. I was handling stuff at Seattle Children, that's right.
And you did not have a me Me, Jenny and
Norden did indeed have a meeting our salesperson and our
promo person. You guys had a meeting about what? Why
did you have a meeting of girls dead leg on
your pants.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
And mes Gara?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
What'd you have a meeting about with them?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Me?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
We were just sitting around looking at each other. Nobody
knew what to say.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Sarah right, Shody Snighty's second news update Now I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Gonna be a hot one part by Carter Subru Hot Today,
Hot tomorrow. Pierce Transit is offering rides. If you're looking
for a cooling shelter today and tomorrow, that's how hot.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's going to be.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So who are the new owners of the Seahawks. Well,
it's Venode Koshla, his wife Nehru, and son Neil. And
in fact, Neru the wife is set to be the
controlling owner of the franchise, and Neil the son, will
have a significant role in the leadership of the team.
They said, we look forward to building on the winning
legacy Paul Aland created and to earning the trust of
the Seahawks organization and fans everywhere. So to people who
(07:45):
are freaking out and saying speculating all sorts of things
about the Seahawks leaving.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Relax.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Everybody you don't know about anything, Relax. A Navy ship
on Seattle's Harbor Island spilled five thousand gallons of diesel
into Elliott Bay yesterday, just in time for Seattle's popular
paddle Rave, which is not on Elliott Bay.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
It's actually in Lake Union tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Hundreds of paddle borders, kayak and voters floating music festival
on the water. The most Seattle thing you could ever
do is to be part of the paddle Rave. That's
really fun stuff. The World Cup semifinals on Telemundo, Fox
and Peacock today is France versus Spain. Tomorrow it's the
game of the Year England versus Argentina, and the winners
and losers of those matches will play this weekend for
(08:28):
the top three spots. Within a week, Lorenzo Salgado arahu
and Houston and Juan Sebastian Guerrero and Biddlefield, Maine, became
the third and fourth people to be fatally wounded by
federal agents as a result of the immigration crackdown. The
shootings in this month are still being investigated. Senator Lindsay
Graham passed away over the weekend, South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster,
(08:51):
selecting Lindsay's sister, Darlene Graham Nordown to finish his Senate term.
Twelve states, including the Great State of Washington, sued to
block Paramount's takeover Warner Brothers Discovery, kicking off a high
stakes battle that could impede the media mega merger. Netflix
is ordering a monopoly competition series, the streamer saying it's
casting for the series now, where contestants have a chance
(09:12):
to win two million dollars.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Why are you making that face? So it's going to
be is it? It's a reality show?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
They're competing on a life size on a life size
Monopoly town square, So you're going to be in the game,
which is actually kind of cool, and you're buying a
real estate. Yeah, and you're using this strategy and alliances
and deal making. So it's like Survivor meets Monopoly.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
And if you hit that wrong corner, you're in jail. Right,
You're in jail. Could be very funny.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Comedians Tom Segura and Christina p are splitting after twenty
years of marriage. Their popular podcast Your Mom's House will
apparently live on Uh you could check out the first
teaser for Crystal Lake Peacock's Friday the Thirteenth prequel series
with Linda card and Card Dealini as Jason's mom on
the Jodian Bender facebook page. Cannot Wait Sports MLB All
(10:01):
Star Game on Fox. No Mariners are starters, but Randy
will be in the house storm Sky tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
A friend of mine was at dinner last night at
the house and he had made the comment, You've got
a lot of land here. We could do like concerts
and stuff. And I thought to myself this morning, when
I'm reading remling Er Farms, I'm like, oh, we could
do that. We could do goat hugs and concerts.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You could well, that'd be great, But the problem is
then people would be at your house.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Then people would be at my house again. In one hour,
we will do the weekend with the eight new members
of the family and one scare. Oh in an hour. Okay,
all right, now, though I got a pretty good pop.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Listen that round of a plug.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I've got a pretty good pop at the Seattle All
Star Celebrity Classic Softball game at Chenney Stadium on Saturday,
and our audience understood the assignment. I'm not sure if
you saw the pictures. But there was the section that
we gave away tickets to and everybody there had banners.
(11:22):
Everybody there had banners, and Jody, if you look over
your left shoulder, you will see what was.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Those were being handed out. They took one of my
pictures and I believe that picture is from the Facebook
picture of you and I and everybody had those and
they were waving. How about that?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
This is laminated? Yes, this is a laminated job.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
It's it's my it's my head on a stick, or
or as Everett from the Crack and the Voice of
the Crack at Ever goes, hey, it's bender's sad head.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
That's what this is called.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
That's what that is.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Somebody laminated this.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, and there were a bunch of being handed Oh
my god. Yeah, how about that? So well done? So
well done.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
The people were there, they were excited. Is this for me?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
That's for you? That's why I put it up there.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I'm very excited. Gonna live right here.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Oh no, it's gonna be up there so you can
see it on camera, or you can put it right
there in front of you.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna put it here with me.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
So how did you do?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I got one at bat and I went one for one.
All right, so I got a single. I got a single.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I was pitching to you.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
It was all like random and rotating and but it was.
It was fun. It was It was a beautiful freaking
day and we had a really nice crowd, lots of
money raised, and my team won. I was. I was
on I was on the team of Rashid Raheid and
(13:02):
uh he was extremely gracious and was the co host
of the thing. Was the two of them, and every
everybody was just very very nice. Rashid shed was on
your team. I was on team.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yes, excellent job.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
So and you get to play the field.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I got to play the field.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I was.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I was. I was out in right field. All never
came to me.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
That's where they put kids in rightfield.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
That's what I remember back in the day, back in
the day when you'd play little league and they'd be like,
what about you, Timmy.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
We got to put Timmy in right field.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
That's that's what it was. I wanted to play the
in field, but I mean, we had baseball players there,
and it was just like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,
radio and TV people, you're gonna go play the outfield.
But it was fun. We had a great time. Like
I said, great crowd, and uh I, I wanted to
make sure that you got your picture.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I'm very excited about that.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
And the cutest thing and I believe, yeah, it's up
on I believe it's up on my Instagram, but I'll
post It's a three second video that one of the
camera guys got of Rachel and Mackenzie both having their
little bender fat head things and McKenzie waving that fron
(14:20):
She's like, look at that and the line and I
nobody got it on tape, but the line of the
day comes from my five year old daughter. I'm was
fortunate that quite a few people wanted my autograph. So I'm,
you know, doing the autographs and taking pictures with people
and on baseballs and jerseys and so on. And my
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five year old daughter, who was behind me as we're
leaving the facility, the game is over, everybody's leaving, and
I'm still signing autographs and stuff, and my five year
old daughter from I I can hear go, why does
everybody want daddy to sign stuff?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
That's like what my friend's reaction is when anybody ever
come up to me in public?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Why why? Why? Why did you?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
But I got a pop?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I was very excited about the pop. Oh my, what's
that crab o crave. We gotta find out which people
we gave tickets, who were responsible for making these products,
(15:26):
and who was cheering the loud as.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
We're wanted to reward those people.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Job.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
First things first, Puget Sound showdown. Mike in Parkland is
our returning champion. He's got one win under his belt.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Hi, Mike, Hey Bender, how are you doing?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Mike? Mike, Mike, look at Mike getting the chant? Mike,
thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Jody, that really already makes my day.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
I'm so glad. Uh Brad in Silverdale as your opponent. Hi, Brad,
hey Bend, good man. You get the chant if you win,
and you'll get the chance tomorrow. But you know, let's
not put the cart before the horse. You gotta beat
Mike first.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Yeah, that's a lot of weight on my shoulders.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
It is. I So Jody has the questions this morning.
You guys are gonna buzz in with your name when
you know the answer. First person of five wins if
you both buzz it at the same time, and it's
a tie. I get a chance. If you both miss it,
I get a chance. If nobody can answer, I get
a chance. If I get fie before you You're both
out here. We go, good luck.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Mickey and Mallory were the stars of what Moviefender.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Return to Which Mountain? Natural Born Killers? Those were the
stars or the characters? The characters? Oh, I was thinking
because you said stars of them?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Well, Mickey Mallory are wrong anyway?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Moving along, and cephalitis is the swelling of what bodily.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Organ Brad Brad Uh the brain.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Who runs the orphanage In the musical Annie Mike Mike.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Miss Hannigan, The Golden Lion is awarded at which film festival?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Uh? The con Film Festival Venice.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
It does somebody have their radio on? Just want to
let it? Turn it down? Or we're hearing something come
through the phone.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
So turn it down please?
Speaker 4 (17:33):
What's the score?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
It's one to one okay. The Gentleman of One.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Apiece, which musical was built around the songs from the
pop group Abba.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Mike Mike, Mama Mia.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
What can you buy at a Haberdasherie?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Brad Brad Hatch Is he only going to answer questions
regarding the head He's gonna answer other ones' just quite curious.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
He's just good at all that stuff, got it.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
What's the tallest building in the world.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Mike Brad uh the bird Khalifa?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
What animal is the Koala's closest living relative?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Oh, Brad brad Uh wal mats Wow, that is great
and wombats.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
He knows a ton of stuff. Brad now has four,
Mike has two. What's the dog's name in How the
Grinch Stole Christmas?
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Mike Mike uh Max.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
What country in Africa has the highest population?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
Brad Brad for the wind Nigeria, Game over.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Ninety five to seven, Jet variety of the eighties, nineties
and more. It is Jody and Vendor High. It's a
little reminder. This is your Jody and Vendor song of
the day. More free concert tickets on the line this time.
(19:24):
Just see Men at Work with Toe the Wetsprocket at
Rumminger Farms in August August fourteen.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
What a show going back another.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
When you hear overkilled from Men at Work, we call
her nine and you win. First things first, Peuget Sound
Showdown Mike in Parkland is our returning champion. He's got
one win under his belt.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Hi, Mike, Hey Bender, how are you doing?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Mike? Mike, Mike, look at Mike getting the chant? Mike,
thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Jody, that really already makes my day.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I'm so glad. Uh Brad in Silverdale as your opponent. Hi,
Brad Hey Bender, a good man. You get the chant
if you win, and you'll get the chant tomorrow. But
you know, let's not put the car before the horse.
You gotta beat Mike first.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Yeah, that's a lot of weight on my shoulders.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
It is, you know, it is so. Jody has the
questions this morning. You guys are gonna buzz in with
your name when you know the answer. First person of
five wins. If you both buzz it at the same
time and it's a tie, I get a chance. If
you both miss it, I get a chance. If nobody
can answer, I get a chance. If I get fine
before you you're both out here, we go, good luck.
(20:39):
Mickey and Mallory were the stars of what movie Bender
Return to Witch Mountain? Natural Born Killers? Those were the
stars or the characters? The characters? Oh, I was thinking
because you said stars of them?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Well, Mickey malle are wrong.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Anyway, moving along, encephalitis is the swelling of what bodily.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Organ Brad brad Uh the brain.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Who runs the orphanage in the musical Annie Mike Mike.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Miss Hannigan.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
The Golden Lion is awarded at which film festival? Uh?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
The con Film Festival Venice. Ooh it is somebody have
their radio on, just want to let it turn it down?
Or we're hearing something come through the phone.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
So turn it down please.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
What's the score?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
It's one to one, okay? The gentleman of one Apiece?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Which musical was built around the songs from the pop
group Abba.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Mike Mike, Mama Mia.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
What can you buy at a haberdasherie?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
H Brad Brad hatch?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Is he only going to answer questions regarding.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
The head, No, He's gonna answer other ones.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
He's just que curious.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
He's just good at all that stuff?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
What's the tallest building in the world?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Mike brad Uh the bird Khalifa?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
What animal is the Koala's closest living relative?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Oh, Brad brad Uh wal mats Wow?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
That is great and wombats He knows a ton of stuff.
Brad now has four Mike has two. What's the dog's
name in How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Mike Mike uh Max?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
What country in Africa has the highest population?
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Brad Brad for the wind Nigeria game over you have.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
N if seven Chet showed He's ninety second news update.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Now an update on the Bender ranch coming up for
all interested parties.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Golfs, goats and all.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
The goat knowledge you can have. Right after this was it.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Was all the new members of the family, I'll tell
you about it and one scare.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Powered by Carter subru vnod Cosla, his wife, Neru, and
son Neil are your new owners of the Seattle Seahawks. Neru,
the wife, will be the controlling owner of the franchise.
Neil will have a significant role in the leadership of
the group. They say they're looking forward to earning the
trust of the Seahawks organization and fans everywhere.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
And if we can't earn it, we'll buy it.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
That works too.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
A Washington grandfather is recovering after a bison tossed him
into the air during an attack at Yellowstone National Park.
I ended up posting the story so you can see
it on the Jody Embeddor Facebook Crazy he goes, he
gets such amazing air.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
He really does.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And if they say he was joking around afterwards, so
he's gonna be okay. And if he doesn't take the
opportunity to make a T shirt of himself with that
picture of him upside down backwards.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Like silhouette, gotta be That's what you want? Is a silhouette?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Right like the NBA. Yes, yeah, that's what you want.
I got to the.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
World Cup semifinals on Telemundo, Fox and Peacock. Today it's
France versus Spain. US launched its third night of strikes
across Iran as military action there has resumed. The US
naval blockade of the ports will resume today. Shipping traffic
sload oil prices jumped. I would say if I were you,
I'd take my car to the nearest gas station and
(24:38):
fill her up.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
You know, I was like to tell you before the
prices are going to go up.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Twelve states, including the Great State of Washington, sued to
block Paramount's takeover of Warner Brothers Discovery, kicking off a
high stakes battle that could impede the media Mega merger.
A parasitic outbreak has now caused more than three thousand
people to fall ill as investigators try and figure out
just what is fueling the outbreak. Cyclospora, a parasite infects
the bowel, causing symptoms like, yeah, that's exactly what it.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Is, affect cyclospora. Yes, isn't that the thing that was
in the last of us? Isn't This is how it starts.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
That's micah mico toxin.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Tomato, tomato.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
It might be in tomatoes and tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Actually, uh, fresh produce including lettuce, basils, cilantro berries, and peas.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Oh my god, that's everything I eat and nothing that
I eat. So I am clearly safe.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Actually, all of us here in Washington are right. There
hasn't been anybody hit over here. It's mostly Michigan now Ohio.
Eighty six people have been hospitalized. Yeah, stupid Michigan. Typical,
one of the largest pizza chains in this country, is
preparing to close up to fifty Papa Murphy's locations starting
this week. So if you've got a favorite one by you,
(25:54):
go ahead and grab a couple for the freezer Olive Garden.
We'll be bringing back the never Ending pasta pass for
the first time since twenty nineteen bender the next time
the bosses want to take you out to dinner and
not invite me. You can go to the olive garden.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
You say that because you were invited. That is a
it's it's a brilliant marketing.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
The never ending pasta pas right, yeah, but it's so filling.
How many peoples are you possibly gonna have because you're
already gonna fill up.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
On bread right? See that's the problem.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
If I were an olive garden fanatic, I know there
are a lot of them out there.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, man, me and the ball.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
The first thing I would do is I would have
a little bit of salad just to stretch my stomach.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Sure, right. I would not have any soup. I would
not have any bread sticks.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
But you gotta have the bread sticks.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I don't think so. I don't think so. I mean
I haven't had one to know. Is it life changing?
You want to spend your money on the pasta?
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Right?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
But you know what you need to do? What angel hair?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Angel hair?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Because angel hair, because it's thin and you could get
a couple of bulls out of that.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I also think you should get bowls of pasta that
have premium protein in it, like a shrimp scale. Empty
kind of thing or like something with meat but nothing
too heavy, like don't order lasagna. You know, if you
need any more tips, you can always text the show
and we'll help you. Avengers Doomsday will be two hours
and forty five minutes. I told Bender earlier, that's a
long movie. He said, no, well, Endgame was three hours,
(27:18):
so this isn't two hours and forty five minutes movie.
But Endgame was over three right, so they know you'll sit.
In sports, the MLB All Star Game is on Fox.
No Mariners are starters, but Randy Rose Arena is on
the Team's good for him, storm Sky tomorrow, Reno.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Fine, it was. It was a long weekend, man. I know,
I know it's Tuesday for everybody else, it's Monday for
Jody and I. Yesterday I was out because we did
a thing with Seattle Children's and ken More Air. Ken
More Air wrapped one of their planes with Seattle Children's
Hospital signage.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Awesome, and I got to.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Take three kids up and we did the scenic tour
around Seattle.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I've never on that. So cool, I've always wanted to
do that. What do you see?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Everything? Everything like like we literally we flew over the city.
We flew over Sandpoint, which is where the hospital is,
so that was kind of cool. Flew over Husky Stadium,
flew over the two stadiums.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
How long did the flight last.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
I don't know if the I don't know if the
flight that we took with the kids was the typical
scenic tour, but I think we were up for a
good thirty five to forty minutes. So it was cool.
It was I mean, we flew like right over the city,
so you got to see the top of the space
and need to looking like the soccer ball. So it
(28:35):
was really really awesome. But over the weekend, the Bender
family increased by eight. Eight new members of the family.
Six goats, two sheep showed up at the house on
Friday night. Okay, say everything, so everybody, uh, everybody, it
(28:57):
was okay, I'm just going to start now it's going
to sound cheesy and and it's probably already too soon,
but we love them.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
We love them. So the six goats and the two sheep.
You hadn't counted on sheep, but now you have two sheep. Correct,
how about the sheep?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
The sheep are a little aloof sheepish. They're the they're
the ones that are still kind of trying to get there,
like one is getting a little bit more friendly while
the other one's very like leaving the hell alone. The
eight goats are like dogs.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Like dogs. Okay, so who does Mackenzie have a favorite name?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Mackenzie? They they all have names. I figured that I
would get Mackenzie to record her introducing all the goats
to everybody, so I don't want to spill the names yet,
but all eight have names and they we had one
(29:58):
scare last night. Everything has been fantastic. Pens are worth,
the pen is working. We've i mean full blown farm.
The video of the goats and the sheep arriving up
on my Instagram at the Bender Nation. Jody's X David
(30:19):
was at the house on Friday because he's a contractor,
and he built the stall door, the stable door, and
it was beautiful. We can't get them in, like they'll
go in, but not all together, and we can't get
the door shut behind them. So that was a little
nerve wracking because we're like, well, we want to make
(30:41):
sure that they're protected from whatever predators are out there.
And then it started to occur to us, it's like, okay,
last year we had forty goats. We didn't have the
pen built yet and we didn't have the front of
the stable built yet, and they were fine. So we
were like, Okay, we'll leave the door propped open. If
(31:02):
they want it, they can come and go. And they've
got their water, they got their food, they got their hey,
the whole deal. Everything was great all weekend. Had a
friend stop by last night and he was checking out
and maybe he's playing, and McKenzie's like, look at oh
my god, these are Oh my god, everything's great. Last night,
we hear a noise and Rachel said, the motion light
(31:28):
just went off. So I looked down and I don't
see anything, but I grabbed the flashlight and I'm like, okay,
I'll be right back. So I walked down to the
pasture and I can hear something on the other side
of the pasture from where the goats are, and the
goats are freaking out. Now I can't tell if the
(31:48):
goats are freaking out because of me, because I had
because it's it's it's relatively dark, and I need the
flashlight and they're all looking at me literally like deer
cotton headlights. So I think I don't know if it
was the flash that was freaking him out or what?
But I can hear something in the pasture.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
What's the noise sound?
Speaker 4 (32:05):
It sounded like something whining, And I'm like, okay, is
that a coyote? I don't know what the hell's going on,
but the goats are freaking out. So I'm now compartmentalizing.
Are the goats freaking out because of me? So I
go back up to the house. Hey, Rach, I need
to come out here for a second. So Rach comes
(32:26):
down with me. She's got the flashlight, she's my eyes. Well,
I'm trying to gather all the kids and get him
into the stable. I can't get him into the stable.
They like step in and then right now they step
in there like okay, I got three in there, but
I still got five out here and I've got now
I got four and I got four, Okay, forget it.
So I then take the flash light into the pasture
(32:48):
and I'm now checking out every inch of the acre
and a half and I've got all penned off, don't
see anything, But then I hear it and Rachel goes,
that's a bird. It sounded like a bird. Okay, needless
to say, neither of us slept because now we're concerned.
But I was told and advised that if there's a problem,
(33:12):
the goats will start to scream, they'll make noise. So
we've got the windows open, looking for the light to
go off. Whatever screaming. Not a peep, not a peep
for the rest of the night. So we think everything
was fine. We're gonna we're gonna make some adjustments today.
(33:33):
But everything was fine. The goats are great, the sheep
are great. Everybody is very content. They're sleeping, they're eating.
And we opened up the pen and let them go
out into the pastor and they were like, oh my god,
everything they're just so, everything is great. Pictures video up
(33:54):
again on my Instagram.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
And uh, you know, I think it's natural for you
guys to be a little up in arms, a little
worried a little bit.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
That's perfectly natural.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
I also have a non farmer knowledge suggestion, just as
a basic thought, since we know about goats that they
love to eat everything. Yes, what if you create a
scene with like a big carrot where we're like, let's
say you send Rachel in right and she's got a
handful of long carrots. Oh yeah, and she goes, all right,
(34:25):
come on everybody, and then you bring them all and.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Then shut her behind them. Yes, they there's grain that
we have that's apparently like goat crack, and tonight we're
gonna try the special to put a little bit of
stuff in the buckets and put the buckets in the
far corner and then they all go running and shut
the door behind them.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, So because you were smarter than goats, you're smart.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Maybe you are, You're for sure smart.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
I don't know. I'm questioning myself, nonder.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
This is Gary streaming from eastern Washington. I was a
farmer for over forty years, and I learned that the
only way to get live stock to go where you
want them to go is the rattle of feed can.
You can't chase the animal with four legs because they're
laying a lot faster than you and they're gonna go
wherever they want to go. And if you've got feed
(35:13):
and they're used to the feed can, then they're gonna
come running to wherever you're at with it. That's the
way to get them in the barn or anywhere else.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Okay, yeah, feed can the food. Yeah, so I'm going
to the feed store today, I'll go get a couple
of feed cans. Yeah, I'm gonna go get some more
of that goat crack, which is like this grain special
blend something.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
They lose their minds over this stuff.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
We've had the goat since Friday night. It's now been
almost seventy two hours. No Friday, Saturday night, Sunday night,
Monday night, it's been over seventy two hours, and everybody's
still alive.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Does everybody have a clear favorite or do you all have?
Speaker 7 (35:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (35:54):
We all have our you all have your own special ones.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yes, okay, I will unveil because I nobody's waiting at
the edge of their collective seats for the names of
all the goats and the sheep. But I'm gonna let
my five year old do that, and she will introduce
all the names and the backstories and so on. We're
all very excited, and like I said, I realize I'm
jumping the gun here and it's only been three days.
(36:18):
But we love them, love them, of course you love them.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
When you say their names and backstories, are you making
up fake backstories for them?
Speaker 7 (36:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (36:25):
No, all, I said, like why we name them?
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Okay, man, for a second there.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I was like, Oh great, they're coming with fake backstories.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Now they will.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Oh thank god, ask you for one thing? Can we
please get some fake backstories.
Speaker 7 (36:43):
I have figured out why Jody always picks Florida for
Your Daily Bender, because that's stories. My son and I
started watching My Strange Arrest on Annie. I would say
about a good sixty of all of the stories are
in Florida, so she's in a very smart numbers game.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Have a great day, Love you guys, My Strange Arrest.
That sounds like it's right up my alley, and yet
I have never Yeah, I thought she was gonna say.
My son and I started watching It's Florida Man, which
is one of my favorite new shows on HBO. It's
a retelling of crazy stories. The person who lived the
story tells it to you and then it's acted out
(37:27):
by celebrities like comedic celebrities, and it's the style is
just fantastic. Each one's only half an hour. I really
recommend it. Florida Man, Florida Man.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
On HBO Max HBO Max Your Daily Better because that
brought you by Olympic Hot Time.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Are you Better Life?
Speaker 4 (37:45):
The FCC has approved a demonstration satellite from a startup
in Florida, California. Okay, it's called reflect orbital. This thing
uses giant milelarm mirrors to direct sunlight back to Earth.
(38:08):
The satellite will orbit roughly six hundred and twenty five
kilometers above earth.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
What does that mean, sive?
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Hey siri? Convert six hundred and twenty five kilometers to
miles three hundred and eighty eight point three six miles
three eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
I was gonna say that she beat me by like
my British.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
My British sery, So three hundred and eighty eight miles
above the Earth. They would deploy in eighteen by eighteen
meter refraction, love of God, Hey, hey siri, how many
feet in a meter?
Speaker 3 (38:46):
It's three point two eight feet?
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Okay, so three points so three point two, so three
times eighteen, so it's like one hundred. So it's like
one hundred. Three times eighteen is fifty four, So fifty
four times fifty four. A reflective panel that will beam
a moving circle of sunlight approximately five kilometers.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
What why are they doing that.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Hey siri? How many miles in a kilometer?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Zero point sixteen miles, so.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Half a mile, all right, so it's a half a
mile wide onto targeted locations. The company aims to sell
sunlight on demand to solar farms for post sunset electricity generation.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Oh man, that's freaking awesome. That's freaking awesome.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Future uses could include our agriculture, emergency responses, and military operations.
Oh man, a second, that's wait a second. Hold on,
I'm going to get to the bad stuff. Hold on.
So what we're looking at now. Remember when the Truman
(39:59):
Show when he's like, make it daylight, put the sun up,
and they're like, but it's three o'clock in the morning,
put the sun up, and he hits the switch and
bang the sun comes up. Yeah, it's the same thing
in Paradise. Yeah, bring the sun up. That's what they're
doing here, sunlight on demand. At the moment, it's targeted.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah, it's in a small location. It's not like they
could do it for everyone everywhere. And how could they
do it at night? They're only collecting it during the day.
They're reflecting it, so the sun has to be up.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
I don't know, but the moon is lit taking it, well,
the moon is lit because of the reflection of the sun.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, maybe they're taking it from Can they take it
from the Australia.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
Side even our way? Maybe the said is there in
the room reflect orbital and visions deploying up to fifty
thousand mirrors by twenty thirty five.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I don't like the word deploy for some reason. That's
bothering me. I wish you would stop saying deploys.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
However, worn the constellation could severely disrupt ground based telescopes
and increase skyglow. Critics also cite concerns over nocturnal wildlife
and human sleep patterns.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
See my initial excitement was we can make more good
energy without having to burn coal, and you know, use
things that are going to go away.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
My first thought was directing sunlight. It's gonna be like
we're ants and somebody has control over a giant magnifying glass.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, but I wasn't thinking of the collective we I
was just thinking as oh, aiming extra sunlight at solar farms, boomy.
Everything after that I don't like. And you're right about
the nocturnal wildlife. They wanted to build a pickleball court
in Lincoln Park and uh, and people went crazy because
of the owls. The owls won't like the sound of
(42:00):
the pickleballs all day. So I don't know how far
this will go. But if it was just it was,
if it was only going to be used for good,
to give more sunlight to solar farms, than I would
love it. But everything else that you said after that's stunk.
I don't know what would you do? Would you be like, Okay, yes.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
I it's sunlight on demand. Sounds great to me, right,
Like if I had the Elon Musk money. I love
my home where it is, I build a dome over
it and it would be you know, constantly Sonny in
seventy two, every day and nobody could ever come in,
and nobody could ever come in.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
That would be your dream.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
That would be the dream. Well, wrap the program with you.
Good morning, Jody, Good morning Bender. This is Max and
Kennington for Damn.
Speaker 7 (42:45):
I haven't heard that in a while.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Yeah, I would love to hear pop goes the World?
Speaker 4 (42:50):
Thank you? What is that? What if pop goes the world?
Pop goes?
Speaker 3 (42:56):
I don't it's hats Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
You want to hear that one?
Speaker 6 (43:01):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Why not?
Speaker 6 (43:02):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (43:02):
All right?
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Standby? Was that a hit?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
It's a song by Canadian New Waven synthpop band men
without hats. It reach number one in Austria.
Speaker 6 (43:11):
Sure
Ninety five seven chet Shody's ninety second news Update.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Now, hey everyone, it's Paramycrner Subru gonna be sunny in
the eighties today, Piers Transit Off Piers County Human Services
are going to offer free rides to people looking to
cool off at a cooling shelter for today and tomorrow.
So remember that if you've got to get out of
the house. Vinad Koshla wife, Neru, and son Neil.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Get to know them.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
They're the principal owners, well, the principal names connected to
the sale of your Seattle Seahawks. Now here's where it
gets interesting. Nihu, who is the wife, is going to
be the controlling owner of the franchise. Neil, who is
the son, will have a significant role in the leadership
group of the team. Here's what the family said. We
look forward to building on the winning legacy Paul Awland
(00:49):
created and to earning the trust of the Seahawks organization
and fans everywhere.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Nine point six billion.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Dollars elsewhere where.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Vinod mentioned that he was excited that all that money
is going to nonprofits.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
So that's a pretty big deal.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Everybody can stop with the rampant speculation about what's gonna
happen in ten years or whatever. Everything is gonna play
out the way it's gonna play out, and we have
no control over everything. So just enjoy the next season
and the season after that. Here in Seattle, a Washington
grandfather is recovering after a bison tossed his ass into
the air during an attack.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
At Yellowstone National Park.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
That video is insane.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It's insane, and I'm not gonna post it because the
guy did get hurt. He has a couple broken bones.
He's an old man. And this isn't one of those
situations in which we say stay away from the animals.
Don't instinct the animals, don't aggravate the animals. They were
minding their own business. The grandfather and his grandson, like
they were in the area, but they weren't trying to
(01:52):
poke the animal or get near the animal.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Take a selfie with your yeah, but they were from
a decent distance.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The bison was doing a sand roll, you know, like
he was relaxing, and then he got up and charged them.
They were far enough away that, you know, we can't say, like, well,
you get what you deserve, and this poor guy, Yeah,
my god, the sun was the grandson was not injured, thankfully,
and the grandfather will be okay.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I may or may not put the video up. Should
I put the video up? It's crazy, it's crazy. Yeah,
maybe I'll put it up.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
World Cup Semifinals on Telemundo, Fox and Peacock today. It's
Frans versus Spain Tomorrow England Argentina. Winners and losers of
those matches will play this weekend for the top three spots. Incidentally, FIFA,
who has been accused of charging high prices for this
year's tournament in the United States, is now selling the
grass that will be used for the July nineteenth final
at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. How much for a
(02:46):
peace Bender? Two hundred and fifty dollars four.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
For how much of how much grass are you getting?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's a great question. I don't know the size of
the piece, but I can find out. A random thing
of rices came out. They're charging nine dollars for a
bottle of coke. That's a very expensive, but the hell
costco warning customers who recently purchased a desert willow plant
that it could be infested with an invasive pest. No, no,
(03:17):
not just any invasive pests. Listen to the name of
this sucker, glassy winged sharpshooters. Don't put the plants on
the ground. Put it inside two trash bags. Sealum closed
Cosco will give you a refund. And you don't bring
the plant back because it's got Don't put it in
just one bag, right, put it in two bags because
of those glassy winged sharpshooters.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
It's no good.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And sports, Major League Baseball's All Star Game is on Fox.
No Mariners are starters, but Randy's on the team. Storm
Sky tomorrow, rain beat Portland yesterday, Sounders Portland Thursday.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
What is that Jodyan Benders song of the day with
Jody and Bender splim from Seattle.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I want to know, and I think all of us
want to know.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
So you guys are on the air from six to ten,
But is that your these days? Don't work just four
hours a day?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Do you?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
How many hours do you guys work?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
And what's the protocol?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
What do you go hour prep before your ship, hour after,
what what's what's what's the gig? What's the gig? What's
the protocol? What's your deal? How many hours you work
and you're not just doing four hours. All right, what's
your So when you get there and you take the
little slip out of the rack over there and you
pop it in the time clock, Yeah, Jody.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
We generally get here an hour to an hour and
a half before the show, right, We work four hours,
and then the rest of the day is also work
because there's meetings, there is taking in your environment and
living life and finding things to talk about.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
The That was the audio version of Jody doing an
essay in college.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And in fact, I used to write off everything because
I used to say on the air, we're talking about
our lived experience, so I'm going to write off this
movie and this lunch and this one cable bill and everything.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Earth kind of an answer was that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
No, we work five hours a day. We're here an
hour before the show, and then we do four hours
of the show.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
And then that's it.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
An hour before the show.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That's right, Daddy's here earlier because his car is so fast.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
But then there's you know, we get off the air
and we've got commercials we got to do. We have
videos that we're editing and posting there, and like Joy
and then right, I take care of the videos, Jody
takes care of the podcast. There's UH and then there's TV.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
We got to do I'd say roughly per day we
work seven hours.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
We don't work at all. What did you say, give
me your give me your What was that again? What
was your explanation? What was your explanation? Experience? So the
show ends at ten o'clock and on Tuesdays and Thursdays
we do Fox, so we'll be on TV at ten fifteen.
So we're out of here around ten twenty and then
(06:18):
we've got meeting. If we do twenty minutes, we have
where and when you say meetings plural, we have won
one meeting. We have one staff meeting, and you missed
it yesterday. Had we never meeting? Yesterday?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I had a meeting. I handled it for the show.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Did not have a meeting? I sure did. You did not.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Me, Jenny and Norden had our own girls meeting and you, yes,
we did.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Our boss is on vacation. Me, Jenny and Arden had
the meeting. I was handling stuff at Seattle Children, that's right.
And you did not have a me Me, Jenny and
Norden did indeed have a meeting our salesperson and our
promo person. You guys had a meeting about what? Why
did you have a meeting of girls dead leg on
your pants.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
And mes Gara?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
What'd you have a meeting about with them?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Me?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
We were just sitting around looking at each other. Nobody
knew what to say.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Sarah right, Shody Snighty's second news update Now I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Gonna be a hot one part by Carter Subru Hot Today,
Hot tomorrow. Pierce Transit is offering rides. If you're looking
for a cooling shelter today and tomorrow, that's how hot.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's going to be.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So who are the new owners of the Seahawks. Well,
it's Venode Koshla, his wife Nehru, and son Neil. And
in fact, Neru the wife is set to be the
controlling owner of the franchise, and Neil the son, will
have a significant role in the leadership of the team.
They said, we look forward to building on the winning
legacy Paul Aland created and to earning the trust of
the Seahawks organization and fans everywhere. So to people who
(07:45):
are freaking out and saying speculating all sorts of things
about the Seahawks leaving.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Relax.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Everybody you don't know about anything, Relax. A Navy ship
on Seattle's Harbor Island spilled five thousand gallons of diesel
into Elliott Bay yesterday, just in time for Seattle's popular
paddle Rave, which is not on Elliott Bay.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
It's actually in Lake Union tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Hundreds of paddle borders, kayak and voters floating music festival
on the water. The most Seattle thing you could ever
do is to be part of the paddle Rave. That's
really fun stuff. The World Cup semifinals on Telemundo, Fox
and Peacock today is France versus Spain. Tomorrow it's the
game of the Year England versus Argentina, and the winners
and losers of those matches will play this weekend for
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the top three spots. Within a week, Lorenzo Salgado arahu
and Houston and Juan Sebastian Guerrero and Biddlefield, Maine, became
the third and fourth people to be fatally wounded by
federal agents as a result of the immigration crackdown. The
shootings in this month are still being investigated. Senator Lindsay
Graham passed away over the weekend, South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster,
(08:51):
selecting Lindsay's sister, Darlene Graham Nordown to finish his Senate term.
Twelve states, including the Great State of Washington, sued to
block Paramount's takeover Warner Brothers Discovery, kicking off a high
stakes battle that could impede the media mega merger. Netflix
is ordering a monopoly competition series, the streamer saying it's
casting for the series now, where contestants have a chance
(09:12):
to win two million dollars.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Why are you making that face? So it's going to
be is it? It's a reality show?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
They're competing on a life size on a life size
Monopoly town square, So you're going to be in the game,
which is actually kind of cool, and you're buying a
real estate. Yeah, and you're using this strategy and alliances
and deal making. So it's like Survivor meets Monopoly.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
And if you hit that wrong corner, you're in jail. Right,
You're in jail. Could be very funny.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Comedians Tom Segura and Christina p are splitting after twenty
years of marriage. Their popular podcast Your Mom's House will
apparently live on Uh you could check out the first
teaser for Crystal Lake Peacock's Friday the Thirteenth prequel series
with Linda card and Card Dealini as Jason's mom on
the Jodian Bender facebook page. Cannot Wait Sports MLB All
(10:01):
Star Game on Fox. No Mariners are starters, but Randy
will be in the house storm Sky tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
A friend of mine was at dinner last night at
the house and he had made the comment, You've got
a lot of land here. We could do like concerts
and stuff. And I thought to myself this morning, when
I'm reading remling Er Farms, I'm like, oh, we could
do that. We could do goat hugs and concerts.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You could well, that'd be great, But the problem is
then people would be at your house.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Then people would be at my house again. In one hour,
we will do the weekend with the eight new members
of the family and one scare. Oh in an hour. Okay,
all right, now, though I got a pretty good pop.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Listen that round of a plug.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I've got a pretty good pop at the Seattle All
Star Celebrity Classic Softball game at Chenney Stadium on Saturday,
and our audience understood the assignment. I'm not sure if
you saw the pictures. But there was the section that
we gave away tickets to and everybody there had banners.
(11:22):
Everybody there had banners, and Jody, if you look over
your left shoulder, you will see what was.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Those were being handed out. They took one of my
pictures and I believe that picture is from the Facebook
picture of you and I and everybody had those and
they were waving. How about that?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
This is laminated? Yes, this is a laminated job.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
It's it's my it's my head on a stick, or
or as Everett from the Crack and the Voice of
the Crack at Ever goes, hey, it's bender's sad head.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
That's what this is called.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
That's what that is.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Somebody laminated this.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, and there were a bunch of being handed Oh
my god. Yeah, how about that? So well done? So
well done.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
The people were there, they were excited. Is this for me?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
That's for you? That's why I put it up there.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I'm very excited. Gonna live right here.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Oh no, it's gonna be up there so you can
see it on camera, or you can put it right
there in front of you.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna put it here with me.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
So how did you do?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I got one at bat and I went one for one.
All right, so I got a single. I got a single.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I was pitching to you.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
It was all like random and rotating and but it was.
It was fun. It was It was a beautiful freaking
day and we had a really nice crowd, lots of
money raised, and my team won. I was. I was
on I was on the team of Rashid Raheid and
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uh he was extremely gracious and was the co host
of the thing. Was the two of them, and every
everybody was just very very nice. Rashid shed was on
your team. I was on team.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yes, excellent job.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
So and you get to play the field.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I got to play the field.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I was.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I was. I was out in right field. All never
came to me.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
That's where they put kids in rightfield.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
That's what I remember back in the day, back in
the day when you'd play little league and they'd be like,
what about you, Timmy.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
We got to put Timmy in right field.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
That's that's what it was. I wanted to play the
in field, but I mean, we had baseball players there,
and it was just like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,
radio and TV people, you're gonna go play the outfield.
But it was fun. We had a great time. Like
I said, great crowd, and uh I, I wanted to
make sure that you got your picture.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I'm very excited about that.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
And the cutest thing and I believe, yeah, it's up
on I believe it's up on my Instagram, but I'll
post It's a three second video that one of the
camera guys got of Rachel and Mackenzie both having their
little bender fat head things and McKenzie waving that fron
(14:20):
She's like, look at that and the line and I
nobody got it on tape, but the line of the
day comes from my five year old daughter. I'm was
fortunate that quite a few people wanted my autograph. So I'm,
you know, doing the autographs and taking pictures with people
and on baseballs and jerseys and so on. And my
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five year old daughter, who was behind me as we're
leaving the facility, the game is over, everybody's leaving, and
I'm still signing autographs and stuff, and my five year
old daughter from I I can hear go, why does
everybody want daddy to sign stuff?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
That's like what my friend's reaction is when anybody ever
come up to me in public?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Why why? Why? Why did you?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
But I got a pop?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I was very excited about the pop. Oh my, what's
that crab o crave. We gotta find out which people
we gave tickets, who were responsible for making these products,
(15:26):
and who was cheering the loud as.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
We're wanted to reward those people.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Job.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
First things first, Puget Sound showdown. Mike in Parkland is
our returning champion. He's got one win under his belt.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Hi, Mike, Hey Bender, how are you doing?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Mike? Mike, Mike, look at Mike getting the chant? Mike,
thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Jody, that really already makes my day.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
I'm so glad. Uh Brad in Silverdale as your opponent. Hi, Brad,
hey Bend, good man. You get the chant if you win,
and you'll get the chance tomorrow. But you know, let's
not put the cart before the horse. You gotta beat
Mike first.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Yeah, that's a lot of weight on my shoulders.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
It is. I So Jody has the questions this morning.
You guys are gonna buzz in with your name when
you know the answer. First person of five wins if
you both buzz it at the same time, and it's
a tie. I get a chance. If you both miss it,
I get a chance. If nobody can answer, I get
a chance. If I get fie before you You're both
out here. We go, good luck.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Mickey and Mallory were the stars of what Moviefender.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Return to Which Mountain? Natural Born Killers? Those were the
stars or the characters? The characters? Oh, I was thinking
because you said stars of them?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Well, Mickey Mallory are wrong anyway?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Moving along, and cephalitis is the swelling of what bodily.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Organ Brad Brad Uh the brain.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Who runs the orphanage In the musical Annie Mike Mike.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Miss Hannigan, The Golden Lion is awarded at which film festival?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Uh? The con Film Festival Venice.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
It does somebody have their radio on? Just want to
let it? Turn it down? Or we're hearing something come
through the phone.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
So turn it down please?
Speaker 4 (17:33):
What's the score?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
It's one to one okay. The Gentleman of One.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Apiece, which musical was built around the songs from the
pop group Abba.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Mike Mike, Mama Mia.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
What can you buy at a Haberdasherie?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Brad Brad Hatch Is he only going to answer questions
regarding the head He's gonna answer other ones' just quite curious.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
He's just good at all that stuff, got it.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
What's the tallest building in the world.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Mike Brad uh the bird Khalifa?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
What animal is the Koala's closest living relative?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Oh, Brad brad Uh wal mats Wow, that is great
and wombats.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
He knows a ton of stuff. Brad now has four,
Mike has two. What's the dog's name in How the
Grinch Stole Christmas?
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Mike Mike uh Max.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
What country in Africa has the highest population?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
Brad Brad for the wind Nigeria, Game over.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Ninety five to seven, Jet variety of the eighties, nineties
and more. It is Jody and Vendor High. It's a
little reminder. This is your Jody and Vendor song of
the day. More free concert tickets on the line this time.
(19:24):
Just see Men at Work with Toe the Wetsprocket at
Rumminger Farms in August August fourteen.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
What a show going back another.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
When you hear overkilled from Men at Work, we call
her nine and you win. First things first, Peuget Sound
Showdown Mike in Parkland is our returning champion. He's got
one win under his belt.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Hi, Mike, Hey Bender, how are you doing?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Mike? Mike, Mike, look at Mike getting the chant? Mike,
thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Jody, that really already makes my day.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I'm so glad. Uh Brad in Silverdale as your opponent. Hi,
Brad Hey Bender, a good man. You get the chant
if you win, and you'll get the chant tomorrow. But
you know, let's not put the car before the horse.
You gotta beat Mike first.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Yeah, that's a lot of weight on my shoulders.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
It is, you know, it is so. Jody has the
questions this morning. You guys are gonna buzz in with
your name when you know the answer. First person of
five wins. If you both buzz it at the same
time and it's a tie, I get a chance. If
you both miss it, I get a chance. If nobody
can answer, I get a chance. If I get fine
before you you're both out here, we go, good luck.
(20:39):
Mickey and Mallory were the stars of what movie Bender
Return to Witch Mountain? Natural Born Killers? Those were the
stars or the characters? The characters? Oh, I was thinking
because you said stars of them?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Well, Mickey malle are wrong.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Anyway, moving along, encephalitis is the swelling of what bodily.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Organ Brad brad Uh the brain.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Who runs the orphanage in the musical Annie Mike Mike.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Miss Hannigan.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
The Golden Lion is awarded at which film festival? Uh?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
The con Film Festival Venice. Ooh it is somebody have
their radio on, just want to let it turn it down?
Or we're hearing something come through the phone.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
So turn it down please.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
What's the score?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
It's one to one, okay? The gentleman of one Apiece?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Which musical was built around the songs from the pop
group Abba.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Mike Mike, Mama Mia.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
What can you buy at a haberdasherie?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
H Brad Brad hatch?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Is he only going to answer questions regarding.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
The head, No, He's gonna answer other ones.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
He's just que curious.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
He's just good at all that stuff?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
What's the tallest building in the world?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Mike brad Uh the bird Khalifa?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
What animal is the Koala's closest living relative?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Oh, Brad brad Uh wal mats Wow?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
That is great and wombats He knows a ton of stuff.
Brad now has four Mike has two. What's the dog's
name in How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Mike Mike uh Max?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
What country in Africa has the highest population?
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Brad Brad for the wind Nigeria game over you have.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
N if seven Chet showed He's ninety second news update.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Now an update on the Bender ranch coming up for
all interested parties.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Golfs, goats and all.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
The goat knowledge you can have. Right after this was it.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Was all the new members of the family, I'll tell
you about it and one scare.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Powered by Carter subru vnod Cosla, his wife, Neru, and
son Neil are your new owners of the Seattle Seahawks. Neru,
the wife, will be the controlling owner of the franchise.
Neil will have a significant role in the leadership of
the group. They say they're looking forward to earning the
trust of the Seahawks organization and fans everywhere.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
And if we can't earn it, we'll buy it.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
That works too.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
A Washington grandfather is recovering after a bison tossed him
into the air during an attack at Yellowstone National Park.
I ended up posting the story so you can see
it on the Jody Embeddor Facebook Crazy he goes, he
gets such amazing air.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
He really does.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And if they say he was joking around afterwards, so
he's gonna be okay. And if he doesn't take the
opportunity to make a T shirt of himself with that
picture of him upside down backwards.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Like silhouette, gotta be That's what you want? Is a silhouette?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Right like the NBA. Yes, yeah, that's what you want.
I got to the.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
World Cup semifinals on Telemundo, Fox and Peacock. Today it's
France versus Spain. US launched its third night of strikes
across Iran as military action there has resumed. The US
naval blockade of the ports will resume today. Shipping traffic
sload oil prices jumped. I would say if I were you,
I'd take my car to the nearest gas station and
(24:38):
fill her up.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
You know, I was like to tell you before the
prices are going to go up.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Twelve states, including the Great State of Washington, sued to
block Paramount's takeover of Warner Brothers Discovery, kicking off a
high stakes battle that could impede the media Mega merger.
A parasitic outbreak has now caused more than three thousand
people to fall ill as investigators try and figure out
just what is fueling the outbreak. Cyclospora, a parasite infects
the bowel, causing symptoms like, yeah, that's exactly what it.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Is, affect cyclospora. Yes, isn't that the thing that was
in the last of us? Isn't This is how it starts.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
That's micah mico toxin.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Tomato, tomato.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
It might be in tomatoes and tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Actually, uh, fresh produce including lettuce, basils, cilantro berries, and peas.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Oh my god, that's everything I eat and nothing that
I eat. So I am clearly safe.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Actually, all of us here in Washington are right. There
hasn't been anybody hit over here. It's mostly Michigan now Ohio.
Eighty six people have been hospitalized. Yeah, stupid Michigan. Typical,
one of the largest pizza chains in this country, is
preparing to close up to fifty Papa Murphy's locations starting
this week. So if you've got a favorite one by you,
(25:54):
go ahead and grab a couple for the freezer Olive Garden.
We'll be bringing back the never Ending pasta pass for
the first time since twenty nineteen bender the next time
the bosses want to take you out to dinner and
not invite me. You can go to the olive garden.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
You say that because you were invited. That is a
it's it's a brilliant marketing.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
The never ending pasta pas right, yeah, but it's so filling.
How many peoples are you possibly gonna have because you're
already gonna fill up.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
On bread right? See that's the problem.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
If I were an olive garden fanatic, I know there
are a lot of them out there.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, man, me and the ball.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
The first thing I would do is I would have
a little bit of salad just to stretch my stomach.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Sure, right. I would not have any soup. I would
not have any bread sticks.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
But you gotta have the bread sticks.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I don't think so. I don't think so. I mean
I haven't had one to know. Is it life changing?
You want to spend your money on the pasta?
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Right?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
But you know what you need to do? What angel hair?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Angel hair?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Because angel hair, because it's thin and you could get
a couple of bulls out of that.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I also think you should get bowls of pasta that
have premium protein in it, like a shrimp scale. Empty
kind of thing or like something with meat but nothing
too heavy, like don't order lasagna. You know, if you
need any more tips, you can always text the show
and we'll help you. Avengers Doomsday will be two hours
and forty five minutes. I told Bender earlier, that's a
long movie. He said, no, well, Endgame was three hours,
(27:18):
so this isn't two hours and forty five minutes movie.
But Endgame was over three right, so they know you'll sit.
In sports, the MLB All Star Game is on Fox.
No Mariners are starters, but Randy Rose Arena is on
the Team's good for him, storm Sky tomorrow, Reno.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Fine, it was. It was a long weekend, man. I know,
I know it's Tuesday for everybody else, it's Monday for
Jody and I. Yesterday I was out because we did
a thing with Seattle Children's and ken More Air. Ken
More Air wrapped one of their planes with Seattle Children's
Hospital signage.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Awesome, and I got to.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Take three kids up and we did the scenic tour
around Seattle.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I've never on that. So cool, I've always wanted to
do that. What do you see?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Everything? Everything like like we literally we flew over the city.
We flew over Sandpoint, which is where the hospital is,
so that was kind of cool. Flew over Husky Stadium,
flew over the two stadiums.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
How long did the flight last.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
I don't know if the I don't know if the
flight that we took with the kids was the typical
scenic tour, but I think we were up for a
good thirty five to forty minutes. So it was cool.
It was I mean, we flew like right over the city,
so you got to see the top of the space
and need to looking like the soccer ball. So it
(28:35):
was really really awesome. But over the weekend, the Bender
family increased by eight. Eight new members of the family.
Six goats, two sheep showed up at the house on
Friday night. Okay, say everything, so everybody, uh, everybody, it
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was okay, I'm just going to start now it's going
to sound cheesy and and it's probably already too soon,
but we love them.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
We love them. So the six goats and the two sheep.
You hadn't counted on sheep, but now you have two sheep. Correct,
how about the sheep?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
The sheep are a little aloof sheepish. They're the they're
the ones that are still kind of trying to get there,
like one is getting a little bit more friendly while
the other one's very like leaving the hell alone. The
eight goats are like dogs.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Like dogs. Okay, so who does Mackenzie have a favorite name?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Mackenzie? They they all have names. I figured that I
would get Mackenzie to record her introducing all the goats
to everybody, so I don't want to spill the names yet,
but all eight have names and they we had one
(29:58):
scare last night. Everything has been fantastic. Pens are worth,
the pen is working. We've i mean full blown farm.
The video of the goats and the sheep arriving up
on my Instagram at the Bender Nation. Jody's X David
(30:19):
was at the house on Friday because he's a contractor,
and he built the stall door, the stable door, and
it was beautiful. We can't get them in, like they'll
go in, but not all together, and we can't get
the door shut behind them. So that was a little
nerve wracking because we're like, well, we want to make
(30:41):
sure that they're protected from whatever predators are out there.
And then it started to occur to us, it's like, okay,
last year we had forty goats. We didn't have the
pen built yet and we didn't have the front of
the stable built yet, and they were fine. So we
were like, Okay, we'll leave the door propped open. If
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they want it, they can come and go. And they've
got their water, they got their food, they got their hey,
the whole deal. Everything was great all weekend. Had a
friend stop by last night and he was checking out
and maybe he's playing, and McKenzie's like, look at oh
my god, these are Oh my god, everything's great. Last night,
we hear a noise and Rachel said, the motion light
(31:28):
just went off. So I looked down and I don't
see anything, but I grabbed the flashlight and I'm like, okay,
I'll be right back. So I walked down to the
pasture and I can hear something on the other side
of the pasture from where the goats are, and the
goats are freaking out. Now I can't tell if the
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goats are freaking out because of me, because I had
because it's it's it's relatively dark, and I need the
flashlight and they're all looking at me literally like deer
cotton headlights. So I think I don't know if it
was the flash that was freaking him out or what?
But I can hear something in the pasture.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
What's the noise sound?
Speaker 4 (32:05):
It sounded like something whining, And I'm like, okay, is
that a coyote? I don't know what the hell's going on,
but the goats are freaking out. So I'm now compartmentalizing.
Are the goats freaking out because of me? So I
go back up to the house. Hey, Rach, I need
to come out here for a second. So Rach comes
(32:26):
down with me. She's got the flashlight, she's my eyes. Well,
I'm trying to gather all the kids and get him
into the stable. I can't get him into the stable.
They like step in and then right now they step
in there like okay, I got three in there, but
I still got five out here and I've got now
I got four and I got four, Okay, forget it.
So I then take the flash light into the pasture
(32:48):
and I'm now checking out every inch of the acre
and a half and I've got all penned off, don't
see anything, But then I hear it and Rachel goes,
that's a bird. It sounded like a bird. Okay, needless
to say, neither of us slept because now we're concerned.
But I was told and advised that if there's a problem,
(33:12):
the goats will start to scream, they'll make noise. So
we've got the windows open, looking for the light to
go off. Whatever screaming. Not a peep, not a peep
for the rest of the night. So we think everything
was fine. We're gonna we're gonna make some adjustments today.
(33:33):
But everything was fine. The goats are great, the sheep
are great. Everybody is very content. They're sleeping, they're eating.
And we opened up the pen and let them go
out into the pastor and they were like, oh my god,
everything they're just so, everything is great. Pictures video up
(33:54):
again on my Instagram.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
And uh, you know, I think it's natural for you
guys to be a little up in arms, a little
worried a little bit.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
That's perfectly natural.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
I also have a non farmer knowledge suggestion, just as
a basic thought, since we know about goats that they
love to eat everything. Yes, what if you create a
scene with like a big carrot where we're like, let's
say you send Rachel in right and she's got a
handful of long carrots. Oh yeah, and she goes, all right,
(34:25):
come on everybody, and then you bring them all and.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Then shut her behind them. Yes, they there's grain that
we have that's apparently like goat crack, and tonight we're
gonna try the special to put a little bit of
stuff in the buckets and put the buckets in the
far corner and then they all go running and shut
the door behind them.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, So because you were smarter than goats, you're smart.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Maybe you are, You're for sure smart.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
I don't know. I'm questioning myself, nonder.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
This is Gary streaming from eastern Washington. I was a
farmer for over forty years, and I learned that the
only way to get live stock to go where you
want them to go is the rattle of feed can.
You can't chase the animal with four legs because they're
laying a lot faster than you and they're gonna go
wherever they want to go. And if you've got feed
(35:13):
and they're used to the feed can, then they're gonna
come running to wherever you're at with it. That's the
way to get them in the barn or anywhere else.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Okay, yeah, feed can the food. Yeah, so I'm going
to the feed store today, I'll go get a couple
of feed cans. Yeah, I'm gonna go get some more
of that goat crack, which is like this grain special
blend something.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
They lose their minds over this stuff.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
We've had the goat since Friday night. It's now been
almost seventy two hours. No Friday, Saturday night, Sunday night,
Monday night, it's been over seventy two hours, and everybody's
still alive.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Does everybody have a clear favorite or do you all have?
Speaker 7 (35:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (35:54):
We all have our you all have your own special ones.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yes, okay, I will unveil because I nobody's waiting at
the edge of their collective seats for the names of
all the goats and the sheep. But I'm gonna let
my five year old do that, and she will introduce
all the names and the backstories and so on. We're
all very excited, and like I said, I realize I'm
jumping the gun here and it's only been three days.
(36:18):
But we love them, love them, of course you love them.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
When you say their names and backstories, are you making
up fake backstories for them?
Speaker 7 (36:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (36:25):
No, all, I said, like why we name them?
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Okay, man, for a second there.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I was like, Oh great, they're coming with fake backstories.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Now they will.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Oh thank god, ask you for one thing? Can we
please get some fake backstories.
Speaker 7 (36:43):
I have figured out why Jody always picks Florida for
Your Daily Bender, because that's stories. My son and I
started watching My Strange Arrest on Annie. I would say
about a good sixty of all of the stories are
in Florida, so she's in a very smart numbers game.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Have a great day, Love you guys, My Strange Arrest.
That sounds like it's right up my alley, and yet
I have never Yeah, I thought she was gonna say.
My son and I started watching It's Florida Man, which
is one of my favorite new shows on HBO. It's
a retelling of crazy stories. The person who lived the
story tells it to you and then it's acted out
(37:27):
by celebrities like comedic celebrities, and it's the style is
just fantastic. Each one's only half an hour. I really
recommend it. Florida Man, Florida Man.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
On HBO Max HBO Max Your Daily Better because that
brought you by Olympic Hot Time.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Are you Better Life?
Speaker 4 (37:45):
The FCC has approved a demonstration satellite from a startup
in Florida, California. Okay, it's called reflect orbital. This thing
uses giant milelarm mirrors to direct sunlight back to Earth.
(38:08):
The satellite will orbit roughly six hundred and twenty five
kilometers above earth.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
What does that mean, sive?
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Hey siri? Convert six hundred and twenty five kilometers to
miles three hundred and eighty eight point three six miles
three eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
I was gonna say that she beat me by like
my British.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
My British sery, So three hundred and eighty eight miles
above the Earth. They would deploy in eighteen by eighteen
meter refraction, love of God, Hey, hey siri, how many
feet in a meter?
Speaker 3 (38:46):
It's three point two eight feet?
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Okay, so three points so three point two, so three
times eighteen, so it's like one hundred. So it's like
one hundred. Three times eighteen is fifty four, So fifty
four times fifty four. A reflective panel that will beam
a moving circle of sunlight approximately five kilometers.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
What why are they doing that.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Hey siri? How many miles in a kilometer?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Zero point sixteen miles, so.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Half a mile, all right, so it's a half a
mile wide onto targeted locations. The company aims to sell
sunlight on demand to solar farms for post sunset electricity generation.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Oh man, that's freaking awesome. That's freaking awesome.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Future uses could include our agriculture, emergency responses, and military operations.
Oh man, a second, that's wait a second. Hold on,
I'm going to get to the bad stuff. Hold on.
So what we're looking at now. Remember when the Truman
(39:59):
Show when he's like, make it daylight, put the sun up,
and they're like, but it's three o'clock in the morning,
put the sun up, and he hits the switch and
bang the sun comes up. Yeah, it's the same thing
in Paradise. Yeah, bring the sun up. That's what they're
doing here, sunlight on demand. At the moment, it's targeted.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah, it's in a small location. It's not like they
could do it for everyone everywhere. And how could they
do it at night? They're only collecting it during the day.
They're reflecting it, so the sun has to be up.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
I don't know, but the moon is lit taking it, well,
the moon is lit because of the reflection of the sun.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, maybe they're taking it from Can they take it
from the Australia.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
Side even our way? Maybe the said is there in
the room reflect orbital and visions deploying up to fifty
thousand mirrors by twenty thirty five.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I don't like the word deploy for some reason. That's
bothering me. I wish you would stop saying deploys.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
However, worn the constellation could severely disrupt ground based telescopes
and increase skyglow. Critics also cite concerns over nocturnal wildlife
and human sleep patterns.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
See my initial excitement was we can make more good
energy without having to burn coal, and you know, use
things that are going to go away.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
My first thought was directing sunlight. It's gonna be like
we're ants and somebody has control over a giant magnifying glass.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, but I wasn't thinking of the collective we I
was just thinking as oh, aiming extra sunlight at solar farms, boomy.
Everything after that I don't like. And you're right about
the nocturnal wildlife. They wanted to build a pickleball court
in Lincoln Park and uh, and people went crazy because
of the owls. The owls won't like the sound of
(42:00):
the pickleballs all day. So I don't know how far
this will go. But if it was just it was,
if it was only going to be used for good,
to give more sunlight to solar farms, than I would
love it. But everything else that you said after that's stunk.
I don't know what would you do? Would you be like, Okay, yes.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
I it's sunlight on demand. Sounds great to me, right,
Like if I had the Elon Musk money. I love
my home where it is, I build a dome over
it and it would be you know, constantly Sonny in
seventy two, every day and nobody could ever come in,
and nobody could ever come in.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
That would be your dream.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
That would be the dream. Well, wrap the program with you.
Good morning, Jody, Good morning Bender. This is Max and
Kennington for Damn.
Speaker 7 (42:45):
I haven't heard that in a while.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Yeah, I would love to hear pop goes the World?
Speaker 4 (42:50):
Thank you? What is that? What if pop goes the world?
Pop goes?
Speaker 3 (42:56):
I don't it's hats Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
You want to hear that one?
Speaker 6 (43:01):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Why not?
Speaker 6 (43:02):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (43:02):
All right?
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Standby? Was that a hit?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
It's a song by Canadian New Waven synthpop band men
without hats. It reach number one in Austria.
Speaker 6 (43:11):
Sure
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