February 26, 2026 ⢠28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Diane meets a guy who has a five year old
son from a previous marriage. They get married and have
a kid together. So Diane now has a step son
and a real son. Okay, by alogic, call it whatever
you want. She hasn't anything, but real would be good.
You understand the point that I'm making. Right, So, now,
(00:23):
as we've grown older, your stepson is away at school
and your young son is still at home. So you
have one son with your husband, and your husband has
an older son that's your step son.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
In the ages right now or nineteen and fourteen, right.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
So this past Valentine's Day, your stepson sent a gift
to your son that they were selling at college that
he thought this will be funny for my younger brother.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's chocolate. So he sends it to say, again, I
don't know, maybe babs for a fraternity.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I don't know, there was somebody selling these fun chocolates
at school, okay, And he's was like, I'm gonna get
one for my kid brother who's fourteen.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Okay, So like mock his I do know what you're saying.
Fun chocolate? What are fun chocolate?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
This one is shaped like a chocolate vagina. Oh, it's
like an exotic bakery thing. Okay, it's it's chocolate vagina.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Can you erotic bake good a chocolate vagina?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, but like instead of a bunny, it's a vagina.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Ok yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
So the nineteen year old sends it to the fourteen
year old, Your step son sends it to your real son.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Do you care it's inappropriate? It's two teenagers, and it doesn't.
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's two teenmates.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Why it's it's it's it's a little bit much. And
I know they've they've essentially grown up together.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, but no, is it because he's fourteen he knows
what a vagina is.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I know I can't what what is a chocolate vagina?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So how detailed can you imagine a vagina?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Now? Make it chocolate?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
There it is?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, so it looks like it.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No kidding, no kidding, No, I will say this. I
may have I may have set it up wrong, but
nobody was confused when that box was opened what it was.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So it on the label said something like chocolate vulva. No.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I think it was probably just a box of chocolate
that had a chocolate thing in it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He opened it up and was like the land of
the vagina.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
And some of these molds are very detailed.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, well, it depends on your model.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I'm gonna see if Rare Morsel has one of these
Morsel up in Frederick.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
They have great hot chocolate, they have great everything, So
if they have a chocolate vagina, I'm checking.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So you're upset. You're upset?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Are you yelling at the step son or are you
having your husband do it?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I mean you probably both do it tother many years.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's like you have to both get on the phone.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh stop, you're both getting on the phone to go, hey, Henry,
don't send a brother.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Am I The only thought that it was funny.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Well, okay, do you think it's funny or you'd think
it was funny if you were one of the players
in that position. Well, number one, I think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Number two, I don't think i'd care.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Is this a popular gag gift? The I know I'm
cut up, caught up on the actual like chocolate itself,
but I've just never seen something like this.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I had that. I have no idea. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I do know that the older, the step brother bought
it at school. So I'm guessing it's a fraternity fundraiser
or some club that he's in fundraiser and there's somebody
was selling him and he bought one. Whether he's involved
or he just saw him for sale, he bought one
at school. Yeah, I mean it's kind of like funny. No,
(04:01):
you're getting mad about that. Also, it's a it's a
gift between two brothers. But do you want the older
brother giving the younger one? Okay, here comes a bad leap,
Here comes a bad leap.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I think I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Say, well, what's next? Does he sending them a six pack?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's a piece of chocolate. And by the way, you
could tell me.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's an older daughter and a younger daughter sending each
other a chocolate penis.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That's about that seems even worse. Why is that worse?
I don't know why? No, seriously, why either?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Why would that be worse because it would be equally funny.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Is it on a stick? A lot of these vaginas
are the like a cake pop I have seen.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I've seen chocolate penises at bachelorette parties and a lot
of them are on a stick. Yeah, so but again,
there there's siblings, they're friends who.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Can suddenly fourteen seems very young.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, no, that's a big that's a big wide age
berth between nineteen and fourteen.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Why did you bristle it like, oh, the girls eating
the chocolate penis?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
But the guy you're like, hey, where do you get
one of those?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I did not say that. I also said it was
not right.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh stop, it's funny, But I.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Was gonna say, it's if you found out that your
nineteen year old and your fourteen year old were sending
each other like I know people don't get magazines anymore,
but back in the day, it would have been like playboys.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
How about sending each other a video? Not of themselves?
But I found this and it's porn.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Who's sharing that with any sibling of any age?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You don't think siblings share porn with each other? I
do not a hundred percent. No, here's a link.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
No, oh my god, No siblings any sex or gender
is sharing that.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Not their porn. Not like here I am banging by.
Why I understand I found this on porn hub. Watch it.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No, that is not something that is said.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh my god, climb out from under the rock. What
have you sent? What have you sent your sister?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That is no, not not my sister. But if my
brother wasn't dead, I would.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Send him convenient No, no, I'm not again, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
If it were, I'm close enough with my sister, I
would probably send her a chocolate vagina.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
However, the the I don't even.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
That you do that.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Would I've heard her on the air. She seems like
she can be pretty shy.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
She's very shy.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But you're you're gonna send her a chocolate vagina?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
She'd laugh, she would laugh, she would laugh. Does she
want to talk about it now? But if you don't
think now, if you don't think, hold on, No, it's
got to.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Get off the diving board.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And I spent there a long time.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
People, summer's going to be over.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I spent the last commercial break bouncing up and down
trying to talk it out. If you don't think that
there are brothers and sisters that don't share porn with
each other, you're crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I really don't think that's done.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
At no point, did you ever what's the age difference
between you and Logan three? At no point did you ever, like, listen,
I know OnlyFans didn't exist. But at no point did
you ever go look at this and it was a
naked woman.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
When you were working at Station Stop and they were
selling Yeah, Hustler Penhouse better than Playboy because Diane, they
show women pissing the.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Well they do. You never brought a magazine home and said, Logan,
look at this.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
No, I did not.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You're the exception. I don't think so, one hundred percent.
One hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, it's not not that it's never done, but I
don't think it's like eighty percent of brothers have done this.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You're right, I think it's higher.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
This isn't talking about noon.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Sharing ad hers.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yes, no one is texting a porn pub link to
their sibling.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'm sorry, one hundred percent they are. I know that.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
You keep saying that, but that's not done. And this
is again, this was a Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'll send you my friends, but I won't send them
to my sibling.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Not done that either. This was a Valentine's Day gag gift.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Don't check your phone after the show today, So it
was a Valentine's Day gift.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Different, but it's in the same vein. Diane shared that
with Linda.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
No, God, yeah, I think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's funny.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Oh back to the chocolate.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
The chocolate thing's hysterical. I wouldn't even care.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And even if Jackie was like, hey, I really wish
your son wasn't sending our son chocolate vaginas, I'd be like,
you know, it's.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
A bit, right, you know it's a bit, And I.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Don't need somebody to get all like, well what about
reciper cool?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You know, I don't need any of that.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Mean, I don't know what's the fourteen year old can
send the nineteen year old now, But.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Like, like, let's not objectify or anything.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Stop it's a chocolate vagina.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Line six.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Hi Elliott the morning, Hey Elliott, I am one that
want to weigh in on this. Brothers and sister Sharon Porne,
we did it back in the day with magazines and
then the DVDs and we still shoot each other links
and everything.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Thank you, Thank you, with you with all your siblings with.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Abnormal for us in West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Can you can you?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Diana and Tyler keep getting hung up on siblings because
the first thing they think of is their baby sister no,
you're doing it with your brothers.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
No, because Diane's like all your siblings.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
But I'm saying, as they're adults doing it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
God, they did it when they were young and they're
still doing it now.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Hey check this out.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yes, oh my god, but why are you like this?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Why?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Because years old?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
But I can understand maybe when you're younger, but when
you're older, because it seems forbidden. Then hey, so if
you need a good masturbation session, here you go.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Like that's extreme.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yes, And by the way, you're you're thinking that it's
just some girl wearing like a like it's it's probably
some kind of funny like funny or kinkish porn where
you're like, oh my god, have you ever seen a
chick do this?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
So it's only they've only shared their entire life for
the laughs.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
No, no, no, oh, I'm still masturbating to it. But
I am the and oh that's gonna be weird. I
have to do it through my underwear because if I
too while masturbating, I still want to log it.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I don't think i've ever done each other. Have you
ever done that? Master? Yeah, like pull your penis out
through the urine hole and master bait that way. I
don't think I ever had.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I'd like to hear the rest of his story.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Careful what you wish for?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I know, yeah, thank you sir.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Well he was gonna add something.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh damn it. I thought he was just like, yeah,
that's what we.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Do because it started with West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Hi, elliot in the morning. Hey, good morning, plays Hey Tyler.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
My brother and I and my cousin all three have
shirt points who are teenagers still do thank you?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Thank you has hashtag?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Katie Adams born.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Home, he gets the plug in.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh my goodness, doesn't what you want me to go
to an expert? And I'm just guessing, doesn't Hobie have
brother Hobi Govie and Bobie or.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Something like that.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, I guarantee you all the Hobies have have shared
porn with each other as adults, as adults, as teenagers,
as young adults, as adults. Now, I would bet since
jan one, two oh two six they have shared porn.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I'll wait to see what he says.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
You share with friends, you share with siblings.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Hi, that's why, that's why if if my older one
is sending my younger one a chocolate vagina. If Jackie
gets her panties in a wad, I'm gonna be like.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You need to back that up.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Why do you keep saying if.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I don't think they just I don't think they.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Have no, no, no, not if they would do that, if
for your wife's reaction, Oh she.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Would get upset.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yes, yeah, but I would. I would have to, I'd
have to talk her down. It'd be like you got
be cool. No, because because it wouldn't be like, hey,
this is a it's not objectifying. They're having fun. It's
a vagina. They both have girlfriends, whore probably doing that anyway.
So let it be. Let it be here. Will it
(13:12):
make you feel better? I'll send you one, Jackie.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
But if the age separation was like nineteen fourteen, at
that specific point in time, at fourteen.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
You you know what a vagina is?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yes, think about you do old?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
How old could be twins? Nineteen year old twins or
fourteen year old twins doesn't matter. Yeah, it does a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
And I know that twins have very very bizarre relationships.
You're not doing it.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You know how one twin they burn their hand and
the other one feels.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
This the other side of the country.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, one twin's eating the chocolate and the other one's
like the Now do I think it would be I
don't want to use the word worse. Do I think
that it's that it's it's a little bit different if
the fourteen year old is sending the chocolate vagina to
the nineteen year old, Yeah, that's a little different. But
(14:10):
nineteen to fourteen, that's being a brother. That's being a brother.
Like each one, T one, yes, eat one? Hi Yllie, Oh,
hi Elliott in the morning?
Speaker 7 (14:22):
Hi is this me?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah? Hi? Who's this?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Hey? This is Dominic. I've got three siblings sweet the
age of like twenty five to sixties. I don't know
what you're doing, but I don't think I've ever sent
any of my siblings.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
But he's sort of you've.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Never you've never sent do you have Do you have
a younger Do you have a younger brother?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Yes, and he's sixteen six?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, well, how old are you?
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Twenty three?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
And you have never sent him anything erotic? No?
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Are you sitting in my closest younger brother who's about
a year younger than me, And we grew up, you know,
in the age of the internet. No.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Wow, wow, I don't think I don't think that's something
we've ever considered.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Actually, same, do you guys even talk about it with
each other?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I'd rather send it the I don't talk about it.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
What does that mean? No, like like you never what
did you watch today?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
No, but like when you guys, know, like when you
guys were coming up, like you never talked to your
brother about like, hey, I did this for the first
time where I got that for the first time.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
I think we left that to learning it with school
in our own devices.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Are you real religious?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Jesus, all right, very good, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
A couple people have said, you send it if everyone
knows this star, which was sort of what the caller said.
Is that kind of the the the asterisks.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I don't think so. I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
But you may have like define star and here's what
I mean by that horn star. No, no, no, But
it may just be somebody that you and your sibling
really like her work, and but she may not be
a Bonnie Blue mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Okay, well you if you like her work, you're familiar
with you, so you.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
May go, oh hey, look what look what look look
what Debra's doing.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
And they're not saying star as in terms of well known.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I think they're just saying, oh yeah, that could be
or maybe the.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Scene, or maybe to introduce them to a new star, like, hey,
we gotta follow Becky from Instagram.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
My son, when his younger sister came out as gay,
sent her a girl on girl clips with the message
training video to make them happy genius.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That's great. So there's an angle there, Yeah, there is
there is. That's good.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
She read it was funny and I'm their mom.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, I'd endorse that. I'd endorse that. Hi, Elliot in
the morning, is this me? Yeah? Hi? Who's this?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
This is thing from Richmond?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Hey, what's going on? Dude?
Speaker 7 (17:09):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (17:10):
I have a twin brother and I have never born
back and forth.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
With him, and you guys probably dress alike.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Is your mom listening and you don't want her to know?
Come on?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You've never shared, you've never shared a link, nothing, not
that I can recall.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
I don't know if that has anything to do with it.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
But you're what eternal twins?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Not identical?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh so? But so your twin is a is a sister? No?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
No?
Speaker 7 (17:39):
No brother?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I don't know what that means, but that's fine, that's fine. Yeah,
I do it?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Send him something.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
He would probably be yeah, hey, no context.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Hey dude saw this and thought are you are you
close with him? Are you close with him?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Uh? Not?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
A want to some Okay, See, well that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
If you're not close, then you're not gonna send you
know what would have made you guys grow up closer together?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Hey? Bro, saw this a thought of you enjoy porn?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Hashtag?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
What do you say?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Kay Adams? What was the name?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Oh? Yeah? Oh no? Hashtag learning video? Hi Elliott the morning, Good.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Morning Elliott is justin and Rishman.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
By the way, Kay Adams, it's hot.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Okay, she's also not a porn star.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
The that's hot though, So I don't know what navy say. Hello, yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Hey it is me.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yes. Hey.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
So a few years back, my my sister send me
a coffee mug, a big flowery lettering.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
And everything like that, and it's that eat a bag
of da obviously a little bit more explosive, but I
know what I can and can't stay on the radio,
and so to return the favor, I decided to send
her a box of chalk. The funholes and I thought
it was Yeah, well I thought it was great, but
I thought it was going to be more of a
novelty item, like kind of like like Spencer's level kind
(19:10):
of thing. But I ordered it off of Amazon and it.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Didn't show up for months. So I ordered it and man,
it didn't show up into like August. But when she
got it, it wasn't a Spencer's novelty gift. It was
more like Adam and Eve's sexy time gift kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh wow, kidding.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Yeah, so she was really confused. And uh, the thing
is that she had no idea where it came from
because they didn't have my name on it because it
came from Amazon. And like I said, this was months
after her birthday, so she had zero contact.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Did she laugh? Did she laugh? Oh? Dude? Are you there? Oh? No, disconnected.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I wonder if this was the brand right here on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Edible Anus Pure Milk chocolatey Me. The box says edible Anus.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I'll ask the Reese's grand son.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
It's legit. Hey, will you remind me of something?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Okay, April, what I just told you this earlier in
the week.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, I know, but I wasn't gift shopping.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Then well, if you go to their website you can
cast your own. Oh yes, perfect. That should not be
the next thing we do. What we're doing is now.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I could actually just give you my snap right now.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I'm not sure that would be for science.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Hi in the morning, Hey dog, what's up?
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Man?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Hey? What's going on? Dude?
Speaker 7 (20:41):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I got a thing for midgets and my sister's always
sending me midget stuff your sister.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yes, sorry, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I think Tyler was more concerned about your sister doing it.
But you're close your clothes.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Wow, I just can't. And you were about to claim
it was because the caller before wasn't close enough. You're
gonna say I'm not close enough enough with my brother.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
You're not.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
It doesn't matter. Yes, we could talk every day.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
We don't.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I always hate when this comes up because then I
have to go back and see when was the last
time we exchanged any sort of message. It was Logan Molnar.
It was December twenty ninth.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's the last time you texted, and we.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Don't talk on the phone. You want to rock his world?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yello five forty six.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
In LA check this link.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Actually, I can see much like Hugh Elliot, his notifications
are silence.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Oh well, very good. Well he doesn't want to be
woken Hi Ellio in the morning.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Hello, Hi, who's this Matt?
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Yes, sir, my brother will randomly tell me to watch
like a video like cake Parts, two Girls, One Cup
and a Living.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
And give me the link to it.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yes, there you go, There you go.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Everybody, Thank you, everybody, thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
That's different and that is different.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Like what was the what was the website you used
to send everyone to.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Wasn't it meat waffle? Is he combined to see spin?
Blue waffle?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Was it blue waffles?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah? Try it is meat spin?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Still going at this point it might be a virus.
Ya'd be careful. I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Okay, then try the waffle. Explain what it was? Meat spin?
Was a penis that went around as a.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Christen on yours the no.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
But it went like it was a guy just spinning
his penis around like a h like a helicopter.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Wasn't there music? Was it dead or Alive?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Oh? You spin me around? Yeah? Yeah, by dead or Alive? Exactly?
Great band? Hi Pete Burns, it may have been Pete Burns.
I was thinking what was the other blue Waffle was
just there was no music.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
What was the other one that was names by the cars?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
The same thing, Orsen Twain, What are you talking about? God?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Who somebody knows what that music is?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Wait? And it was poor?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
It was there stuff with squirrels? Is that axel left?
Speaker 4 (23:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Don dunt dun d dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Crazy frog dude again, crazy frog dee?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Where was that from? Was it a penis?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Kind of sounded like the Mario theme there Jesus between
his Swartzenigger.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Schwartz and Hi Ellie in the morning? Hello, Hi, who's this? Hello? Yes, ma'am, Hello, Yeah,
I got you.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
I was just saying, you guys are talking about the
sharing of the porn, and I'm wondering what the difference
between you know, women who like those really spicy novels,
they have very much detail, and they have no problem
handing it off from sister to mother's sister.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
By the way, you're right that clip.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
They'll didn't have book clubs where they get together.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yes, yes, how's that different?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Oh my god, this thing is so like how many
how many fifty shades got passed around from from sister
to sister, to mom to granddaughter.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
My sisters and my mother share an entire series of
these different novels.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Thank you show and that is by the way, thank you.
And I know you're gonna say, and I.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Find that different.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
No, if it's if it is, no, that's my voice now, No,
but that made that that may be their thing, like
that's his.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
That's as risky as they get.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
But at the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
They different.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
It is, yes, is it different than a than a
chocolate anus?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well this started with the chocolate chocolate vagiant.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Vagina Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 9 (25:13):
Hello, Hello, yeah, Hi, who's this Angie?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yes, Angie, what can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (25:21):
I was calling to that, you know, the asshole adult
novelties for quite many years and asshole stuff to my
whole family, my grandmother, my sister, my cousin, everybody, Like
I don't.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Think there's an age restriction, like and you're talking about
toys and stuff, so like a vibrator, there's thank you, ma'am.
There's not an age restriction on a vibrators.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
It's not like to use it, Okay, I guess I
bet some stores wight be eighteen to no I'm.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Talking about age.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
No older, Oh it's not.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
It's not like you turned seventy two in the by
greater police come collecting.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I bet there's ninety year old women out there using vibrators.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I'm sure you could find one.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Could you imagine if it's the same one they had
from like when they were their twenties.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
What the hell does that look like?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
You gotta crank it.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
A lot of people. If you ain't cranking it.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
A lot of people think you should. At this point
have the song that you were singing. I could hear
it in my head because I've sent in okay, a
pretty uniform.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Or yeah, I would say, unanimous answer, the hamster dance? Yes, yes,
thank you God. That was going to drive me crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
What is it? Poor? No?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Oh no, I wanted to say, it's my brother?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
But wait, what was what? So am I?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
What am I thinking of? What is the because who
said squirrel?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I did because the old.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Video of the squirrel's humping real quick?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Are you just sound with the big testic you remember
that one? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That music was.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
All right, what is it?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
It's hamster dance? What is that website dot com original
Hamster dot y t M n D. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Just click on what did that?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
That was a thing?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
What?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
What did that stand for? Y t M?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
What is it that's going to bother me?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I don't know this video, but I'm assuming I think
hamster dance is?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Right?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Can you play it? I'm just gonna go to YouTube.
I think I got a virus?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Also, wait, but wait, what is y M why? What
is y M y t d?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Y ttm n D. YouTube needs my social security? That's
what they're doing these days.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Right, how do you?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Looks like there's a lot of imposters? You want the
original Hamster Dance? Y t M n D is the
acronym for You're the Man now dog from two thousand
and one. Okay, this looks like it's a screen capture
from Netscape Navigator.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
That sounds right, all right, I don't know what we're
getting here. All right, let's do it?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Is this it?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Wait? Why don't I hear anything?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
You don't remember this?
Speaker 9 (28:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I was watching a guy with his penis around in
a circle. Wait, but what what is I'm like now
I'm watching it? Is it just hamsters bouncing?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Up and down. What a stupid sight.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
It seems to have mental lots to die.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
I'm sorry you don't remember the best of two thousand
and What.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Awful was I mean it was still a vagina with
this made it out of the nineties, mate, I thought so.
God everyone knew it was the hamster, I know, Thank God.
See Smartest Listeners
Diane meets a guy who has a five year old
son from a previous marriage. They get married and have
a kid together. So Diane now has a step son
and a real son. Okay, by alogic, call it whatever
you want. She hasn't anything, but real would be good.
You understand the point that I'm making. Right, So, now,
(00:23):
as we've grown older, your stepson is away at school
and your young son is still at home. So you
have one son with your husband, and your husband has
an older son that's your step son.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
In the ages right now or nineteen and fourteen, right.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
So this past Valentine's Day, your stepson sent a gift
to your son that they were selling at college that
he thought this will be funny for my younger brother.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's chocolate. So he sends it to say, again, I
don't know, maybe babs for a fraternity.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I don't know, there was somebody selling these fun chocolates
at school, okay, And he's was like, I'm gonna get
one for my kid brother who's fourteen.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Okay, So like mock his I do know what you're saying.
Fun chocolate? What are fun chocolate?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
This one is shaped like a chocolate vagina. Oh, it's
like an exotic bakery thing. Okay, it's it's chocolate vagina.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Can you erotic bake good a chocolate vagina?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, but like instead of a bunny, it's a vagina.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Ok yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
So the nineteen year old sends it to the fourteen
year old, Your step son sends it to your real son.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Do you care it's inappropriate? It's two teenagers, and it doesn't.
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's two teenmates.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Why it's it's it's it's a little bit much. And
I know they've they've essentially grown up together.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, but no, is it because he's fourteen he knows
what a vagina is.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I know I can't what what is a chocolate vagina?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So how detailed can you imagine a vagina?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Now? Make it chocolate?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
There it is?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, so it looks like it.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No kidding, no kidding, No, I will say this. I
may have I may have set it up wrong, but
nobody was confused when that box was opened what it was.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So it on the label said something like chocolate vulva. No.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I think it was probably just a box of chocolate
that had a chocolate thing in it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He opened it up and was like the land of
the vagina.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
And some of these molds are very detailed.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, well, it depends on your model.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I'm gonna see if Rare Morsel has one of these
Morsel up in Frederick.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
They have great hot chocolate, they have great everything, So
if they have a chocolate vagina, I'm checking.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So you're upset. You're upset?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Are you yelling at the step son or are you
having your husband do it?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I mean you probably both do it tother many years.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's like you have to both get on the phone.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh stop, you're both getting on the phone to go, hey, Henry,
don't send a brother.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Am I The only thought that it was funny.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Well, okay, do you think it's funny or you'd think
it was funny if you were one of the players
in that position. Well, number one, I think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Number two, I don't think i'd care.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Is this a popular gag gift? The I know I'm
cut up, caught up on the actual like chocolate itself,
but I've just never seen something like this.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I had that. I have no idea. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I do know that the older, the step brother bought
it at school. So I'm guessing it's a fraternity fundraiser
or some club that he's in fundraiser and there's somebody
was selling him and he bought one. Whether he's involved
or he just saw him for sale, he bought one
at school. Yeah, I mean it's kind of like funny. No,
(04:01):
you're getting mad about that. Also, it's a it's a
gift between two brothers. But do you want the older
brother giving the younger one? Okay, here comes a bad leap,
Here comes a bad leap.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I think I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Say, well, what's next? Does he sending them a six pack?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's a piece of chocolate. And by the way, you
could tell me.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's an older daughter and a younger daughter sending each
other a chocolate penis.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That's about that seems even worse. Why is that worse?
I don't know why? No, seriously, why either?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Why would that be worse because it would be equally funny.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Is it on a stick? A lot of these vaginas
are the like a cake pop I have seen.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I've seen chocolate penises at bachelorette parties and a lot
of them are on a stick. Yeah, so but again,
there there's siblings, they're friends who.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Can suddenly fourteen seems very young.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, no, that's a big that's a big wide age
berth between nineteen and fourteen.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Why did you bristle it like, oh, the girls eating
the chocolate penis?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
But the guy you're like, hey, where do you get
one of those?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I did not say that. I also said it was
not right.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh stop, it's funny, But I.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Was gonna say, it's if you found out that your
nineteen year old and your fourteen year old were sending
each other like I know people don't get magazines anymore,
but back in the day, it would have been like playboys.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
How about sending each other a video? Not of themselves?
But I found this and it's porn.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Who's sharing that with any sibling of any age?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You don't think siblings share porn with each other? I
do not a hundred percent. No, here's a link.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
No, oh my god, No siblings any sex or gender
is sharing that.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Not their porn. Not like here I am banging by.
Why I understand I found this on porn hub. Watch it.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No, that is not something that is said.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh my god, climb out from under the rock. What
have you sent? What have you sent your sister?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That is no, not not my sister. But if my
brother wasn't dead, I would.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Send him convenient No, no, I'm not again, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
If it were, I'm close enough with my sister, I
would probably send her a chocolate vagina.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
However, the the I don't even.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
That you do that.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Would I've heard her on the air. She seems like
she can be pretty shy.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
She's very shy.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But you're you're gonna send her a chocolate vagina?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
She'd laugh, she would laugh, she would laugh. Does she
want to talk about it now? But if you don't
think now, if you don't think, hold on, No, it's
got to.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Get off the diving board.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And I spent there a long time.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
People, summer's going to be over.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I spent the last commercial break bouncing up and down
trying to talk it out. If you don't think that
there are brothers and sisters that don't share porn with
each other, you're crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I really don't think that's done.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
At no point, did you ever what's the age difference
between you and Logan three? At no point did you ever, like, listen,
I know OnlyFans didn't exist. But at no point did
you ever go look at this and it was a
naked woman.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
When you were working at Station Stop and they were
selling Yeah, Hustler Penhouse better than Playboy because Diane, they
show women pissing the.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Well they do. You never brought a magazine home and said, Logan,
look at this.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
No, I did not.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You're the exception. I don't think so, one hundred percent.
One hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, it's not not that it's never done, but I
don't think it's like eighty percent of brothers have done this.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You're right, I think it's higher.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
This isn't talking about noon.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Sharing ad hers.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yes, no one is texting a porn pub link to
their sibling.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'm sorry, one hundred percent they are. I know that.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
You keep saying that, but that's not done. And this
is again, this was a Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'll send you my friends, but I won't send them
to my sibling.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Not done that either. This was a Valentine's Day gag gift.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Don't check your phone after the show today, So it
was a Valentine's Day gift.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Different, but it's in the same vein. Diane shared that
with Linda.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
No, God, yeah, I think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's funny.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Oh back to the chocolate.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
The chocolate thing's hysterical. I wouldn't even care.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And even if Jackie was like, hey, I really wish
your son wasn't sending our son chocolate vaginas, I'd be like,
you know, it's.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
A bit, right, you know it's a bit, And I.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Don't need somebody to get all like, well what about
reciper cool?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You know, I don't need any of that.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Mean, I don't know what's the fourteen year old can
send the nineteen year old now, But.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Like, like, let's not objectify or anything.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Stop it's a chocolate vagina.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Line six.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Hi Elliott the morning, Hey Elliott, I am one that
want to weigh in on this. Brothers and sister Sharon Porne,
we did it back in the day with magazines and
then the DVDs and we still shoot each other links
and everything.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Thank you, Thank you, with you with all your siblings with.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Abnormal for us in West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Can you can you?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Diana and Tyler keep getting hung up on siblings because
the first thing they think of is their baby sister no,
you're doing it with your brothers.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
No, because Diane's like all your siblings.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
But I'm saying, as they're adults doing it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
God, they did it when they were young and they're
still doing it now.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Hey check this out.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yes, oh my god, but why are you like this?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Why?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Because years old?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
But I can understand maybe when you're younger, but when
you're older, because it seems forbidden. Then hey, so if
you need a good masturbation session, here you go.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Like that's extreme.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yes, And by the way, you're you're thinking that it's
just some girl wearing like a like it's it's probably
some kind of funny like funny or kinkish porn where
you're like, oh my god, have you ever seen a
chick do this?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
So it's only they've only shared their entire life for
the laughs.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
No, no, no, oh, I'm still masturbating to it. But
I am the and oh that's gonna be weird. I
have to do it through my underwear because if I
too while masturbating, I still want to log it.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I don't think i've ever done each other. Have you
ever done that? Master? Yeah, like pull your penis out
through the urine hole and master bait that way. I
don't think I ever had.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I'd like to hear the rest of his story.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Careful what you wish for?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I know, yeah, thank you sir.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Well he was gonna add something.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh damn it. I thought he was just like, yeah,
that's what we.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Do because it started with West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Hi, elliot in the morning. Hey, good morning, plays Hey Tyler.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
My brother and I and my cousin all three have
shirt points who are teenagers still do thank you?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Thank you has hashtag?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Katie Adams born.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Home, he gets the plug in.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh my goodness, doesn't what you want me to go
to an expert? And I'm just guessing, doesn't Hobie have
brother Hobi Govie and Bobie or.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Something like that.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, I guarantee you all the Hobies have have shared
porn with each other as adults, as adults, as teenagers,
as young adults, as adults. Now, I would bet since
jan one, two oh two six they have shared porn.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I'll wait to see what he says.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
You share with friends, you share with siblings.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Hi, that's why, that's why if if my older one
is sending my younger one a chocolate vagina. If Jackie
gets her panties in a wad, I'm gonna be like.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You need to back that up.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Why do you keep saying if.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I don't think they just I don't think they.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Have no, no, no, not if they would do that, if
for your wife's reaction, Oh she.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Would get upset.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yes, yeah, but I would. I would have to, I'd
have to talk her down. It'd be like you got
be cool. No, because because it wouldn't be like, hey,
this is a it's not objectifying. They're having fun. It's
a vagina. They both have girlfriends, whore probably doing that anyway.
So let it be. Let it be here. Will it
(13:12):
make you feel better? I'll send you one, Jackie.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
But if the age separation was like nineteen fourteen, at
that specific point in time, at fourteen.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
You you know what a vagina is?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yes, think about you do old?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
How old could be twins? Nineteen year old twins or
fourteen year old twins doesn't matter. Yeah, it does a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
And I know that twins have very very bizarre relationships.
You're not doing it.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You know how one twin they burn their hand and
the other one feels.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
This the other side of the country.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, one twin's eating the chocolate and the other one's
like the Now do I think it would be I
don't want to use the word worse. Do I think
that it's that it's it's a little bit different if
the fourteen year old is sending the chocolate vagina to
the nineteen year old, Yeah, that's a little different. But
(14:10):
nineteen to fourteen, that's being a brother. That's being a brother.
Like each one, T one, yes, eat one? Hi Yllie, Oh,
hi Elliott in the morning?
Speaker 7 (14:22):
Hi is this me?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah? Hi? Who's this?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Hey? This is Dominic. I've got three siblings sweet the
age of like twenty five to sixties. I don't know
what you're doing, but I don't think I've ever sent
any of my siblings.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
But he's sort of you've.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Never you've never sent do you have Do you have
a younger Do you have a younger brother?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Yes, and he's sixteen six?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, well, how old are you?
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Twenty three?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
And you have never sent him anything erotic? No?
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Are you sitting in my closest younger brother who's about
a year younger than me, And we grew up, you know,
in the age of the internet. No.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Wow, wow, I don't think I don't think that's something
we've ever considered.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Actually, same, do you guys even talk about it with
each other?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I'd rather send it the I don't talk about it.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
What does that mean? No, like like you never what
did you watch today?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
No, but like when you guys, know, like when you
guys were coming up, like you never talked to your
brother about like, hey, I did this for the first
time where I got that for the first time.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
I think we left that to learning it with school
in our own devices.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Are you real religious?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Jesus, all right, very good, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
A couple people have said, you send it if everyone
knows this star, which was sort of what the caller said.
Is that kind of the the the asterisks.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I don't think so. I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
But you may have like define star and here's what
I mean by that horn star. No, no, no, But
it may just be somebody that you and your sibling
really like her work, and but she may not be
a Bonnie Blue mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Okay, well you if you like her work, you're familiar
with you, so you.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
May go, oh hey, look what look what look look
what Debra's doing.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
And they're not saying star as in terms of well known.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I think they're just saying, oh yeah, that could be
or maybe the.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Scene, or maybe to introduce them to a new star, like, hey,
we gotta follow Becky from Instagram.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
My son, when his younger sister came out as gay,
sent her a girl on girl clips with the message
training video to make them happy genius.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That's great. So there's an angle there, Yeah, there is
there is. That's good.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
She read it was funny and I'm their mom.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, I'd endorse that. I'd endorse that. Hi, Elliot in
the morning, is this me? Yeah? Hi? Who's this?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
This is thing from Richmond?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Hey, what's going on? Dude?
Speaker 7 (17:09):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (17:10):
I have a twin brother and I have never born
back and forth.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
With him, and you guys probably dress alike.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Is your mom listening and you don't want her to know?
Come on?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You've never shared, you've never shared a link, nothing, not
that I can recall.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
I don't know if that has anything to do with it.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
But you're what eternal twins?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Not identical?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh so? But so your twin is a is a sister? No?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
No?
Speaker 7 (17:39):
No brother?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I don't know what that means, but that's fine, that's fine. Yeah,
I do it?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Send him something.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
He would probably be yeah, hey, no context.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Hey dude saw this and thought are you are you
close with him? Are you close with him?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Uh? Not?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
A want to some Okay, See, well that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
If you're not close, then you're not gonna send you
know what would have made you guys grow up closer together?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Hey? Bro, saw this a thought of you enjoy porn?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Hashtag?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
What do you say?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Kay Adams? What was the name?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Oh? Yeah? Oh no? Hashtag learning video? Hi Elliott the morning, Good.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Morning Elliott is justin and Rishman.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
By the way, Kay Adams, it's hot.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Okay, she's also not a porn star.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
The that's hot though, So I don't know what navy say. Hello, yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Hey it is me.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yes. Hey.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
So a few years back, my my sister send me
a coffee mug, a big flowery lettering.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
And everything like that, and it's that eat a bag
of da obviously a little bit more explosive, but I
know what I can and can't stay on the radio,
and so to return the favor, I decided to send
her a box of chalk. The funholes and I thought
it was Yeah, well I thought it was great, but
I thought it was going to be more of a
novelty item, like kind of like like Spencer's level kind
(19:10):
of thing. But I ordered it off of Amazon and it.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Didn't show up for months. So I ordered it and man,
it didn't show up into like August. But when she
got it, it wasn't a Spencer's novelty gift. It was
more like Adam and Eve's sexy time gift kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh wow, kidding.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Yeah, so she was really confused. And uh, the thing
is that she had no idea where it came from
because they didn't have my name on it because it
came from Amazon. And like I said, this was months
after her birthday, so she had zero contact.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Did she laugh? Did she laugh? Oh? Dude? Are you there? Oh? No, disconnected.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I wonder if this was the brand right here on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Edible Anus Pure Milk chocolatey Me. The box says edible Anus.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I'll ask the Reese's grand son.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
It's legit. Hey, will you remind me of something?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Okay, April, what I just told you this earlier in
the week.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, I know, but I wasn't gift shopping.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Then well, if you go to their website you can
cast your own. Oh yes, perfect. That should not be
the next thing we do. What we're doing is now.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I could actually just give you my snap right now.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I'm not sure that would be for science.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Hi in the morning, Hey dog, what's up?
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Man?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Hey? What's going on? Dude?
Speaker 7 (20:41):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I got a thing for midgets and my sister's always
sending me midget stuff your sister.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yes, sorry, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I think Tyler was more concerned about your sister doing it.
But you're close your clothes.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Wow, I just can't. And you were about to claim
it was because the caller before wasn't close enough. You're
gonna say I'm not close enough enough with my brother.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
You're not.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
It doesn't matter. Yes, we could talk every day.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
We don't.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I always hate when this comes up because then I
have to go back and see when was the last
time we exchanged any sort of message. It was Logan Molnar.
It was December twenty ninth.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's the last time you texted, and we.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Don't talk on the phone. You want to rock his world?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yello five forty six.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
In LA check this link.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Actually, I can see much like Hugh Elliot, his notifications
are silence.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Oh well, very good. Well he doesn't want to be
woken Hi Ellio in the morning.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Hello, Hi, who's this Matt?
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Yes, sir, my brother will randomly tell me to watch
like a video like cake Parts, two Girls, One Cup
and a Living.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
And give me the link to it.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yes, there you go, There you go.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Everybody, Thank you, everybody, thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
That's different and that is different.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Like what was the what was the website you used
to send everyone to.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Wasn't it meat waffle? Is he combined to see spin?
Blue waffle?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Was it blue waffles?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah? Try it is meat spin?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Still going at this point it might be a virus.
Ya'd be careful. I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Okay, then try the waffle. Explain what it was? Meat spin?
Was a penis that went around as a.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Christen on yours the no.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
But it went like it was a guy just spinning
his penis around like a h like a helicopter.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Wasn't there music? Was it dead or Alive?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Oh? You spin me around? Yeah? Yeah, by dead or Alive? Exactly?
Great band? Hi Pete Burns, it may have been Pete Burns.
I was thinking what was the other blue Waffle was
just there was no music.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
What was the other one that was names by the cars?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
The same thing, Orsen Twain, What are you talking about? God?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Who somebody knows what that music is?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Wait? And it was poor?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
It was there stuff with squirrels? Is that axel left?
Speaker 4 (23:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Don dunt dun d dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Crazy frog dude again, crazy frog dee?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Where was that from? Was it a penis?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Kind of sounded like the Mario theme there Jesus between
his Swartzenigger.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Schwartz and Hi Ellie in the morning? Hello, Hi, who's this? Hello? Yes, ma'am, Hello, Yeah,
I got you.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
I was just saying, you guys are talking about the
sharing of the porn, and I'm wondering what the difference
between you know, women who like those really spicy novels,
they have very much detail, and they have no problem
handing it off from sister to mother's sister.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
By the way, you're right that clip.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
They'll didn't have book clubs where they get together.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yes, yes, how's that different?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Oh my god, this thing is so like how many
how many fifty shades got passed around from from sister
to sister, to mom to granddaughter.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
My sisters and my mother share an entire series of
these different novels.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Thank you show and that is by the way, thank you.
And I know you're gonna say, and I.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Find that different.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
No, if it's if it is, no, that's my voice now, No,
but that made that that may be their thing, like
that's his.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
That's as risky as they get.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
But at the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
They different.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
It is, yes, is it different than a than a
chocolate anus?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well this started with the chocolate chocolate vagiant.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Vagina Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 9 (25:13):
Hello, Hello, yeah, Hi, who's this Angie?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yes, Angie, what can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (25:21):
I was calling to that, you know, the asshole adult
novelties for quite many years and asshole stuff to my
whole family, my grandmother, my sister, my cousin, everybody, Like
I don't.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Think there's an age restriction, like and you're talking about
toys and stuff, so like a vibrator, there's thank you, ma'am.
There's not an age restriction on a vibrators.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
It's not like to use it, Okay, I guess I
bet some stores wight be eighteen to no I'm.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Talking about age.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
No older, Oh it's not.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
It's not like you turned seventy two in the by
greater police come collecting.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I bet there's ninety year old women out there using vibrators.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I'm sure you could find one.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Could you imagine if it's the same one they had
from like when they were their twenties.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
What the hell does that look like?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
You gotta crank it.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
A lot of people. If you ain't cranking it.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
A lot of people think you should. At this point
have the song that you were singing. I could hear
it in my head because I've sent in okay, a
pretty uniform.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Or yeah, I would say, unanimous answer, the hamster dance? Yes, yes,
thank you God. That was going to drive me crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
What is it? Poor? No?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Oh no, I wanted to say, it's my brother?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
But wait, what was what? So am I?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
What am I thinking of? What is the because who
said squirrel?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I did because the old.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Video of the squirrel's humping real quick?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Are you just sound with the big testic you remember
that one? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That music was.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
All right, what is it?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
It's hamster dance? What is that website dot com original
Hamster dot y t M n D. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Just click on what did that?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
That was a thing?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
What?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
What did that stand for? Y t M?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
What is it that's going to bother me?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I don't know this video, but I'm assuming I think
hamster dance is?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Right?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Can you play it? I'm just gonna go to YouTube.
I think I got a virus?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Also, wait, but wait, what is y M why? What
is y M y t d?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Y ttm n D. YouTube needs my social security? That's
what they're doing these days.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Right, how do you?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Looks like there's a lot of imposters? You want the
original Hamster Dance? Y t M n D is the
acronym for You're the Man now dog from two thousand
and one. Okay, this looks like it's a screen capture
from Netscape Navigator.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
That sounds right, all right, I don't know what we're
getting here. All right, let's do it?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Is this it?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Wait? Why don't I hear anything?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
You don't remember this?
Speaker 9 (28:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I was watching a guy with his penis around in
a circle. Wait, but what what is I'm like now
I'm watching it? Is it just hamsters bouncing?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Up and down. What a stupid sight.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
It seems to have mental lots to die.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
I'm sorry you don't remember the best of two thousand
and What.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Awful was I mean it was still a vagina with
this made it out of the nineties, mate, I thought so.
God everyone knew it was the hamster, I know, Thank God.
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