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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
We're leaving, right, Tyler and I are walking out yesterday
and it was what time, doesn't matter, So we're leaving.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
It like two o'clock, right, So we're leaving. I'm packing
up until I was like, hey, I'm going to go
to the bathroom real quick.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'll meet you by the elevator. Sweet.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So I end up packing up. Everything's fine. I get
out to the elevator, Tyler. I met Tyler in the
hallway and we walk to the elevator and we go
and then Tyler passes on something that he really appreciated
about the person in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I said to you, I mean, I share with you
something that I found really nice and a respite from
the normal activity in a public bathroom. In the bathroom,
a public bath It is a public bathroom. It's not
a party in the side of the road. Now, no, okay,
well that's not a public bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It is.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
There's there's three stalls, two urinals. It is meant to
be used by multiple people. It's not a one header.
It's not and oftentimes during the day there are multiple
people in there. Right, it is designed that way. There
are people that work here, there are people in the building.
It is designed to be used by multiple people at
a time. It is the definition of a public restroom.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, go ahead, I said to Elliott. I don't know
who it was, but when I walked in. From when
I walked in to using the urinal to washing my
hands and walking out, the person in the stall stopped
going to the bathroom, which is not a normal thing here.
(01:34):
Usually people are passing quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Again, I jumped right in.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
There's no way somebody stopped.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
This is why I said to Tyler.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I was like, I think it was very nice that
the person stopped going to the bathroom. I was like,
they didn't like either a they were just passing time.
We're sitting in though.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
They were being polite and they didn't want to subject
me to that rude behavior here.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Would you ever stop in a public bathroom? Would you
ever stop going to the told Tyler, nobody does that. Again,
this is nobody stop.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Stadium or an arena. I wouldn't expect that. But in
a small bathroom right off of the doors of an office,
the person definitely no stopped.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
No. I asked Tyler who it was.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I was like, I didn't even know there was somebody
in there search until you saw the shoes in the mirror.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, when I washed my hands m and then all
I was like, well, what is that part that's after
you go for some of this. No idea, no idea, nobody.
And I just kept telling him, you don't understand.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Nobody does that except the person yesterday. I have never no,
but if ever to use the bathroom, I would do this.
That's the other thing that I asked him. You would
stop whatever you were doing talking about like you stopped. Well,
the person wasn't just there to peek, right, so they
just didn't make a peep.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Did they make a poop?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No. I loved it because the people, the rest of
the people are animals and they don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
They're not animals. They're going to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It's so nasty in that bathroom.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It is no, it is gross. There's somebody I know
who it is.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But there is always a pool of piss on the
floor in front of the urinal. But it's from the
same person, you know, not yes, and I know why
in the whole thing, but that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
However, but again I'm talking about someone who was in there,
sitting down in the stall.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
But there's nobody who would sit down in a stall,
Dan have you You don't never sit down in a stall?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, would you stop because somebody else came in? No?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, this person absolutely did.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Do you think of Scott when Scott worked here?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Do you think Scott would be like, oh, someone's coming in,
let me Dainty up? Now?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Zero chance.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
He's an animal, she knows that.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But it's not being an animal that you're in there
doing what you're supposed to be doing.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You're in there using the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That aren't most people animals?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Then? No?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
No, no, no, no, actually they're not. Believe they're by
Tyler's definition, everybody at two minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm not sitting in there for two minutes, not going.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You sit in there for much longer than two minutes. Yes,
but I don't stop myself from doing anything. This is
the thing people do.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
If I it's not if I had to make if
I don't or or go or pee, I'm going.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's why I'm in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
It's something I don't think I've ever seen here. So
that's why yesterday it came with such appreciation. I mean,
I I almost you don't think it was somebody that
was just on the phone doing something.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I almost skipped to tell you because I was so elated.
It was just so comforting that somebody heres.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Is that etiquette? Is that etiquette?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
If you're if you're you're not a guy, but if you're,
if you're on the toilet, if you're twoing and somebody
comes in.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
To go one hawk towing. You'll see a bunch of
them today.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I gotta tell you. Said yesterday from the cross country race,
there was a kid runs. No, they weren't in costume, no,
but they there was. There's always you're close there, there
was always somebody who's bringing up the rear of the field.
There's just gonna be the slowest.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
There's a loser to every race.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yes, yes, So some of the we were away yesterday,
so some of the home school not homeschooled, but some
of the kids from that school exactly from that middle
school went to go run with her. And while they
were cheering her along, they were saying to her.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Come on, spit on that them. Oh those kids have
been great in high school.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I couldn't God believe it. Yeah, No, you're gonna see
a bunch of like young girls walking around today.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Is that's awesome?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
But is the problem she had the costume in spirit Halloween?
But is the problem you can't imagine ever doing this
because you only have diarrhea?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well maybe, but but there is nobody find me any guy,
and there's not one that will say that nobody's ever
been taught that. Who's wearing black shoes yesterday?
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Can?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I can I ask you this?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Like when you were growing up, did your parents teach
you that that's what you were supposed to do? No?
But I also was brought up to be well mannered
and polite.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
So was I? And ok.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
But there's no more shocking thing about that sentence? Was
he didn't have food in his head?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
No, But like what are the what are those cotillion
if you took a cotillion class, I don't think where
they're telling you which fork to yours? Okay, but etique
school from the table, We're gonna go take a quick
field trip to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
But that's that's etiquette school.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I don't think they ever cover the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
There is not one person that was ever a male
that was brought up that. If you're sitting on the
bowl and somebody walks to the urinal you cease operation.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
But you are qualifying it by saying taught that. I'm
not arguing people are taught that, but they.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You learned that on your own.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
No one told me to do that. But you would
still even go in public, but you would stop. Yes,
I'll grunt, and he's not alone. That's what most of
the people here do. Because but do you want dian
(07:51):
Do you understand why you're in a room to do that.
It's not like it's not like I'm in your living
room and I'm like, oh, he walked in.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I better stop, But I can. I am in the
room that was built for me to do that.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
But the person on the cell, I can understand them
being self conscious. And if they know that, the guy
just walks in to use the to use the urin'll.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Just be quiet. I can't tell who Josh agrees with
what you be for he keeps nodding his head. Which
side is he on sneakers?
Speaker 8 (08:22):
If I had to guess, I'm kind of in the
middle because you look at everyone's shoes. Yeah I did,
And no one's going to know that shoe because you
know they can't see out.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, they can look through the crack in the door.
I do it all the time. You're looking at you
know you're gonna take a hundred. Absolutely, that's why everyone stopped.
But why would you be quiet? It's embarrassing?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Why is that embarrassing? Fizz fizz the but why is it?
But but here's what I don't understand. If you were
in the middle of somebody's wedding, or if you were
if you were in the middle of church, or if
you were in the middle of a meeting and you farted. Right,
let's be adults. You farted, Yes, that could be embarrassing.
(09:03):
But luckily I am in a room that was built
for that. There's a sign that says coming in fart.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
You know, that's what it is theoretically.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
But that's why I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Why would you be embarrassed of anything If it sounded
like you were peeing out your ass, which is me
ninety percent of the time. I get where you'd be like,
oh God, they're gonna know I have diarrhea, but I
don't care.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
But I never said you have to be embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
No, But so you're just poor mannered, Yeah, Josh said, embarrassed,
But you're just gonna be poor that's poor mannered.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Because well just tied it to being talked about on
the radio. And I don't think this has anything to
do with the radio. Now, I did say this is
not the case if you're at a stadium or at
an arena. Right, it's when you're in a small office bathroom.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
What Josh, what it's your coworkers. They don't want to
hear you crapping. If I'm at a stadium, I'm letting
it go. I don't care sixty thousand people there. I
probably know ten. I don't care who hears me the same, right,
But at work you care? Nope, yes, at work, I care.
Who do you care about that much? Here where you're like,
oh I don't want them to you?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Okay, Well that's fine. That may be the key.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Yeah, people that you see every day, as opposed to
some randos in a stadium.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh my god, I hope Michael Sower doesn't walk in
while I'm in here.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I really have to go.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
But it who cares even about identifying who it is?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
That's ninety percent of why I'm in.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
There or worrying about. Thank you, John, It was no, No,
I like identifying while I'm in there. I you live
for that, yes, just realizing that when someone's in there,
whether it's to wash their hands or usual or not,
they they don't want to hear that. So if I
can't think anybody's walking around with their shirt that says, hey,
(10:49):
tap me before you go in there. And remember yesterday,
because you kept using the stop word and I wanted
you to use the P word. I said, they paused. Oh,
that's why I was like, they stopped. He's like, no, no, no,
they just pause. They just pause, and they absolutely did.
And I would with a glove on shake that person's
hand because I didn't see if they washed their hands.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh, I walked into the restaurant. I hope everybody stops
eating at the restaurant. All those people are just doing
what they're there to do. Well, I'm walking to my table.
I hope everybody pauses from eating. It'd be rude to
eat in front of me.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
No, how about when you walk into somewhere you are,
if you are already there seated, you are supposed to
stand up to greet them. Okay, yeah, and while they
tied their horse up outside the saloon.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
No, what year is that?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Nike Snitty isn't it, Diane, Wait, if you would go
to like make a sissy when you were at when
when Scott was like really trying to lure you in
when you got back, did he ever stand up so
Milady could sit? No, No, you're not returning to the
table all that you could help somebody with their chair. Sure,
I meant, yeah, I mean walking into a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
That I opened the door for Jackie to walk in.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Oh, not on my car, covering the most basic Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Man, well that's what you're saying though.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
No, but you said should you stop eating at a restaurant?
And if you're the party expecting that late guest, you
are supposed to stop eating.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I don't I believe that.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Pull up a chair, Kurt, we're supposed to stop eating.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
No, I'm at the pause pause eating.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I'm at the place where I'm doing what I'm supposed
to be doing. I'm actually following the rules.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Where am I going? Line five?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
But I get but but but but what I what
I can't explain to Tyler's that's not etiquette. That's not
that's not that's not being polite to me, it's actually impolite.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's not polite.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Hi Elliot at the morning.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Hey Elliott, Yes, sir, I worked at a small company.
We had long marketing meetings and then we would take
a break and like seventeen guys would go to the
restroom where there were like six stalls. Maybe right, I
totally agree with you. Standing next to a guy and
he lets loose and all he does is look over
(13:18):
and say, excuse me. That's what it's there for.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
By the way, I don't even need you to say
excuse me. You're doing what you're supposed to be doing
in there. You are following the rules. Well, you don't
have to say.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
You know, when you say excuse me, you say excuse me.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
When you let one slip outside and they look at you,
you're like, oh, I'm sorry, excuse me, or your belt,
Oh I'm sorry, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
If you were in the room that said belch, then
you'd be in there. You wouldn't. Why would you excuse yourself?
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
But again he's talking about a rush of people to
the bathroom following a meeting. It's a different scenario. This
was one person in a stall and me.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
And he was like, oh, the door is opened. Hold it.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
It's like he doesn't want to hear that, and I'm
not saying.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Can I ask you no?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
No, wait, can I ask you this?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Can I ask you that because you went to the
urinal top if you would have sat down, do you
expect that same kind of recognition while two people are.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Sitting in there?
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I do not know.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Okay, thank you, but people are confused to hell.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You can come in my stall and talk to me.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I don't think the person stopped because it was me, No,
because it was anybody anyone. Yes, there's some people confused
thinking that like I'm the most conceited person in the world. No,
I think they stopped because someone it happened to be me.
Right by the way, appreciative person of well mannered colleagues
walked in and they got lucky that I was going
(14:44):
to talk about them, because there is zero chance anybody
who works here would know your shoes, because you walk
around here less than anybody in the building.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
No, that's true.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
If it was somebody in sales, I promise you they
don't know your shoes.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
They've probably never seen your.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Shoe, and most of them probably not my face.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
But no, I don't know. No, this has nothing to
do with the fact that it was Tyler.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
No, I'm saying it would have been anybody.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
As a matter of fact, if that person knew it
was Tyler, they would have just started like blowing farts
on their arm just to get under his skin.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
One of the animals. Perhaps they don't need to because
apparently they're all ill. No, they're all doing what they're
supposed to be doing in desperate need of making the
most sounds, including ass Elliot pointed out grunts as humanly possible.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Hi, Elliott, the morning.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Male, Antonio Plata, How you doing?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Hey, I'm with Tyler here like especially small office, everybody
knows you. Uh, I mean, are you one of those
guys that sits there for twenty to thirty minutes and
doesn't courtesy plush? You just bake it in your own stench?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yes, I'll tell you no, but I'll tell you oh
that's me. But i'll tell you why I'm not. I'm
not a big believer.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I don't. I'm maybe maybe.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
You're the Rockefellers of Laplata, but I don't believe in
wasting water.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Hmm.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
I think that down and they'll be all right, better
than the millions of two particles in the air for
you know, the rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
So if somebody, if you're in there, if you're in
there getting after it and somebody walks in, you stop
everything until then they're done using the urinal and leaving.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Yeah. I even stopped wiping because, uh, we had a
guy I'm in the Navy and when he wiped, it
sounded like he was just scrubbing. It was talked about
a lot, so you didn't want to get talked about.
So yeah, a little.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Easier to get away with it.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
And then when everybody's got the same shoes. But uh, I.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Hear you, I hear you, thank you sir. By the way,
what and I agree with them. You should also stop
with the cleanup too, why because it's all part of
the pausing. Just stop down for two minutes. Pretty simple, now,
Hoby did just post well.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I hope this I hope this Adobe doesn't take on
back here while I'm paused.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
He is in a stall right now. Oh his underwear
his blue stripes on today and he writes, someone just
walked in mid t I r D. But did he
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pause to send a message out on his phone? That
doesn't tell me whether or not, he's continuing with his business.
If I had to bet, knowing Hoby, he let that
t I r D go yep.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Uh you said line four. Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 9 (17:59):
Hey, good morning guy.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Hi, who's this?
Speaker 9 (18:02):
This is justin So I'm an elementary school teacher, and
you know, we don't get a lot of time to
use the bathroom. So the faculty bathroom was full and
I had ended up having to use the boy's bathroom,
and so I went to the furthest stall and try
to be quiet. I hear the door open, and I'm
trying to be silent, hasn't taken a dump, And the
(18:25):
boys walk in, and all of a sudden, I see
this little eye peek through the slide between the door
and the wall, and I hear him whisper. I hear
him whisper to his friend, mister Pugh is in there,
and and I didn't I didn't know what to do,
(18:46):
so I just stayed. I just stayed frozen. And they
walked out, and I never knew who it was.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Nobody.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I don't know who was more.
Speaker 9 (18:56):
I don't know who was more traumatized that day, him
or me. But I'm with you on the embarrassment.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
That's pretty good, all right, dude, I appreciate it. Thank you,
my friend.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Where am I going? Eight? Hi? Elliott the morning?
Speaker 10 (19:16):
Hey Elliott, it's Mark.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Hey Mark, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (19:21):
I think I'm one of the guys that stops pooping there.
I respect the office, you know, etiquette.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Okay, but again, please, you're not being disrespectful.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
You are going to a room that God created for
you to do, to use the bathroom in.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
We at the office I worked in had a showroom
across the street that had a code to get in.
I found out the code and I would go across
the street to go because no, nope, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Going in that small one because you were afraid a
coworker would hear you.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:58):
I don't know. It just seems like, you know, I
just don't want to, you know, ruin somebody's day.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
You're going to ruin your own day.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
You're sitting in there, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're making
yourself sick by not going. And if you are, if
you're pausing, clean up now now you're you're, you're, you're,
you're cooking like there's nothing, there's nothing good that comes
of it at all.
Speaker 10 (20:21):
It just it freezes up. Man, I don't know what
to tell you. You blasting it freezes up. I'm on,
I'm Tyler. If I'm at the urinal, I can't go
if somebody's in the stall either.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Oh you you want to hear someone bitch and moan
and belly ache. Have have Tyler at the urinal and
I walk in, You're like, oh, what do you want
me to do?
Speaker 10 (20:42):
Tyler takes me as somebody that's as well. Tyler, you
do the phantom peede, don't you?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I have in the past. But it's not so much
about stage fright. I just I want to be by myself.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
He just finds it rude. And I'm going to a
place that was designed for me to urinate. It's not
like while we're on the air and Tyler sits a
foot from me. It's not like I turned sideways and
I'm going right here in like bucket.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
But a couple of years ago, you did photograph men
over the divider
Yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
We're leaving, right, Tyler and I are walking out yesterday
and it was what time, doesn't matter, So we're leaving.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
It like two o'clock, right, So we're leaving. I'm packing
up until I was like, hey, I'm going to go
to the bathroom real quick.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'll meet you by the elevator. Sweet.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So I end up packing up. Everything's fine. I get
out to the elevator, Tyler. I met Tyler in the
hallway and we walk to the elevator and we go
and then Tyler passes on something that he really appreciated
about the person in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I said to you, I mean, I share with you
something that I found really nice and a respite from
the normal activity in a public bathroom. In the bathroom,
a public bath It is a public bathroom. It's not
a party in the side of the road. Now, no, okay,
well that's not a public bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It is.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
There's there's three stalls, two urinals. It is meant to
be used by multiple people. It's not a one header.
It's not and oftentimes during the day there are multiple
people in there. Right, it is designed that way. There
are people that work here, there are people in the building.
It is designed to be used by multiple people at
a time. It is the definition of a public restroom.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, go ahead, I said to Elliott. I don't know
who it was, but when I walked in. From when
I walked in to using the urinal to washing my
hands and walking out, the person in the stall stopped
going to the bathroom, which is not a normal thing here.
(01:34):
Usually people are passing quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Again, I jumped right in.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
There's no way somebody stopped.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
This is why I said to Tyler.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I was like, I think it was very nice that
the person stopped going to the bathroom. I was like,
they didn't like either a they were just passing time.
We're sitting in though.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
They were being polite and they didn't want to subject
me to that rude behavior here.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Would you ever stop in a public bathroom? Would you
ever stop going to the told Tyler, nobody does that. Again,
this is nobody stop.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Stadium or an arena. I wouldn't expect that. But in
a small bathroom right off of the doors of an office,
the person definitely no stopped.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
No. I asked Tyler who it was.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I was like, I didn't even know there was somebody
in there search until you saw the shoes in the mirror.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, when I washed my hands m and then all
I was like, well, what is that part that's after
you go for some of this. No idea, no idea, nobody.
And I just kept telling him, you don't understand.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Nobody does that except the person yesterday. I have never no,
but if ever to use the bathroom, I would do this.
That's the other thing that I asked him. You would
stop whatever you were doing talking about like you stopped. Well,
the person wasn't just there to peek, right, so they
just didn't make a peep.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Did they make a poop?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No. I loved it because the people, the rest of
the people are animals and they don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
They're not animals. They're going to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It's so nasty in that bathroom.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It is no, it is gross. There's somebody I know
who it is.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But there is always a pool of piss on the
floor in front of the urinal. But it's from the
same person, you know, not yes, and I know why
in the whole thing, but that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
However, but again I'm talking about someone who was in there,
sitting down in the stall.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
But there's nobody who would sit down in a stall,
Dan have you You don't never sit down in a stall?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, would you stop because somebody else came in? No?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, this person absolutely did.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Do you think of Scott when Scott worked here?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Do you think Scott would be like, oh, someone's coming in,
let me Dainty up? Now?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Zero chance.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
He's an animal, she knows that.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But it's not being an animal that you're in there
doing what you're supposed to be doing.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You're in there using the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That aren't most people animals?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Then? No?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
No, no, no, no, actually they're not. Believe they're by
Tyler's definition, everybody at two minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm not sitting in there for two minutes, not going.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You sit in there for much longer than two minutes. Yes,
but I don't stop myself from doing anything. This is
the thing people do.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
If I it's not if I had to make if
I don't or or go or pee, I'm going.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's why I'm in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
It's something I don't think I've ever seen here. So
that's why yesterday it came with such appreciation. I mean,
I I almost you don't think it was somebody that
was just on the phone doing something.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I almost skipped to tell you because I was so elated.
It was just so comforting that somebody heres.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Is that etiquette? Is that etiquette?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
If you're if you're you're not a guy, but if you're,
if you're on the toilet, if you're twoing and somebody
comes in.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
To go one hawk towing. You'll see a bunch of
them today.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I gotta tell you. Said yesterday from the cross country race,
there was a kid runs. No, they weren't in costume, no,
but they there was. There's always you're close there, there
was always somebody who's bringing up the rear of the field.
There's just gonna be the slowest.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
There's a loser to every race.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yes, yes, So some of the we were away yesterday,
so some of the home school not homeschooled, but some
of the kids from that school exactly from that middle
school went to go run with her. And while they
were cheering her along, they were saying to her.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Come on, spit on that them. Oh those kids have
been great in high school.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I couldn't God believe it. Yeah, No, you're gonna see
a bunch of like young girls walking around today.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Is that's awesome?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
But is the problem she had the costume in spirit Halloween?
But is the problem you can't imagine ever doing this
because you only have diarrhea?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well maybe, but but there is nobody find me any guy,
and there's not one that will say that nobody's ever
been taught that. Who's wearing black shoes yesterday?
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Can?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I can I ask you this?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Like when you were growing up, did your parents teach
you that that's what you were supposed to do? No?
But I also was brought up to be well mannered
and polite.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
So was I? And ok.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
But there's no more shocking thing about that sentence? Was
he didn't have food in his head?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
No, But like what are the what are those cotillion
if you took a cotillion class, I don't think where
they're telling you which fork to yours? Okay, but etique
school from the table, We're gonna go take a quick
field trip to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
But that's that's etiquette school.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I don't think they ever cover the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
There is not one person that was ever a male
that was brought up that. If you're sitting on the
bowl and somebody walks to the urinal you cease operation.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
But you are qualifying it by saying taught that. I'm
not arguing people are taught that, but they.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You learned that on your own.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
No one told me to do that. But you would
still even go in public, but you would stop. Yes,
I'll grunt, and he's not alone. That's what most of
the people here do. Because but do you want dian
(07:51):
Do you understand why you're in a room to do that.
It's not like it's not like I'm in your living
room and I'm like, oh, he walked in.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I better stop, But I can. I am in the
room that was built for me to do that.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
But the person on the cell, I can understand them
being self conscious. And if they know that, the guy
just walks in to use the to use the urin'll.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Just be quiet. I can't tell who Josh agrees with
what you be for he keeps nodding his head. Which
side is he on sneakers?
Speaker 8 (08:22):
If I had to guess, I'm kind of in the
middle because you look at everyone's shoes. Yeah I did,
And no one's going to know that shoe because you
know they can't see out.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, they can look through the crack in the door.
I do it all the time. You're looking at you
know you're gonna take a hundred. Absolutely, that's why everyone stopped.
But why would you be quiet? It's embarrassing?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Why is that embarrassing? Fizz fizz the but why is it?
But but here's what I don't understand. If you were
in the middle of somebody's wedding, or if you were
if you were in the middle of church, or if
you were in the middle of a meeting and you farted. Right,
let's be adults. You farted, Yes, that could be embarrassing.
(09:03):
But luckily I am in a room that was built
for that. There's a sign that says coming in fart.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
You know, that's what it is theoretically.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
But that's why I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Why would you be embarrassed of anything If it sounded
like you were peeing out your ass, which is me
ninety percent of the time. I get where you'd be like,
oh God, they're gonna know I have diarrhea, but I
don't care.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
But I never said you have to be embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
No, But so you're just poor mannered, Yeah, Josh said, embarrassed,
But you're just gonna be poor that's poor mannered.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Because well just tied it to being talked about on
the radio. And I don't think this has anything to
do with the radio. Now, I did say this is
not the case if you're at a stadium or at
an arena. Right, it's when you're in a small office bathroom.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
What Josh, what it's your coworkers. They don't want to
hear you crapping. If I'm at a stadium, I'm letting
it go. I don't care sixty thousand people there. I
probably know ten. I don't care who hears me the same, right,
But at work you care? Nope, yes, at work, I care.
Who do you care about that much? Here where you're like,
oh I don't want them to you?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Okay, Well that's fine. That may be the key.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Yeah, people that you see every day, as opposed to
some randos in a stadium.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh my god, I hope Michael Sower doesn't walk in
while I'm in here.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I really have to go.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
But it who cares even about identifying who it is?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
That's ninety percent of why I'm in.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
There or worrying about. Thank you, John, It was no, No,
I like identifying while I'm in there. I you live
for that, yes, just realizing that when someone's in there,
whether it's to wash their hands or usual or not,
they they don't want to hear that. So if I
can't think anybody's walking around with their shirt that says, hey,
(10:49):
tap me before you go in there. And remember yesterday,
because you kept using the stop word and I wanted
you to use the P word. I said, they paused. Oh,
that's why I was like, they stopped. He's like, no, no, no,
they just pause. They just pause, and they absolutely did.
And I would with a glove on shake that person's
hand because I didn't see if they washed their hands.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh, I walked into the restaurant. I hope everybody stops
eating at the restaurant. All those people are just doing
what they're there to do. Well, I'm walking to my table.
I hope everybody pauses from eating. It'd be rude to
eat in front of me.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
No, how about when you walk into somewhere you are,
if you are already there seated, you are supposed to
stand up to greet them. Okay, yeah, and while they
tied their horse up outside the saloon.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
No, what year is that?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Nike Snitty isn't it, Diane, Wait, if you would go
to like make a sissy when you were at when
when Scott was like really trying to lure you in
when you got back, did he ever stand up so
Milady could sit? No, No, you're not returning to the
table all that you could help somebody with their chair. Sure,
I meant, yeah, I mean walking into a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
That I opened the door for Jackie to walk in.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Oh, not on my car, covering the most basic Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Man, well that's what you're saying though.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
No, but you said should you stop eating at a restaurant?
And if you're the party expecting that late guest, you
are supposed to stop eating.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I don't I believe that.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Pull up a chair, Kurt, we're supposed to stop eating.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
No, I'm at the pause pause eating.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I'm at the place where I'm doing what I'm supposed
to be doing. I'm actually following the rules.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Where am I going? Line five?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
But I get but but but but what I what
I can't explain to Tyler's that's not etiquette. That's not
that's not that's not being polite to me, it's actually impolite.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's not polite.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Hi Elliot at the morning.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Hey Elliott, Yes, sir, I worked at a small company.
We had long marketing meetings and then we would take
a break and like seventeen guys would go to the
restroom where there were like six stalls. Maybe right, I
totally agree with you. Standing next to a guy and
he lets loose and all he does is look over
(13:18):
and say, excuse me. That's what it's there for.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
By the way, I don't even need you to say
excuse me. You're doing what you're supposed to be doing
in there. You are following the rules. Well, you don't
have to say.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
You know, when you say excuse me, you say excuse me.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
When you let one slip outside and they look at you,
you're like, oh, I'm sorry, excuse me, or your belt,
Oh I'm sorry, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
If you were in the room that said belch, then
you'd be in there. You wouldn't. Why would you excuse yourself?
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
But again he's talking about a rush of people to
the bathroom following a meeting. It's a different scenario. This
was one person in a stall and me.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
And he was like, oh, the door is opened. Hold it.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
It's like he doesn't want to hear that, and I'm
not saying.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Can I ask you no?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
No, wait, can I ask you this?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Can I ask you that because you went to the
urinal top if you would have sat down, do you
expect that same kind of recognition while two people are.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Sitting in there?
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I do not know.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Okay, thank you, but people are confused to hell.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You can come in my stall and talk to me.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I don't think the person stopped because it was me, No,
because it was anybody anyone. Yes, there's some people confused
thinking that like I'm the most conceited person in the world. No,
I think they stopped because someone it happened to be me.
Right by the way, appreciative person of well mannered colleagues
walked in and they got lucky that I was going
(14:44):
to talk about them, because there is zero chance anybody
who works here would know your shoes, because you walk
around here less than anybody in the building.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
No, that's true.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
If it was somebody in sales, I promise you they
don't know your shoes.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
They've probably never seen your.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Shoe, and most of them probably not my face.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
But no, I don't know. No, this has nothing to
do with the fact that it was Tyler.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
No, I'm saying it would have been anybody.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
As a matter of fact, if that person knew it
was Tyler, they would have just started like blowing farts
on their arm just to get under his skin.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
One of the animals. Perhaps they don't need to because
apparently they're all ill. No, they're all doing what they're
supposed to be doing in desperate need of making the
most sounds, including ass Elliot pointed out grunts as humanly possible.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Hi, Elliott, the morning.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Male, Antonio Plata, How you doing?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Hey, I'm with Tyler here like especially small office, everybody
knows you. Uh, I mean, are you one of those
guys that sits there for twenty to thirty minutes and
doesn't courtesy plush? You just bake it in your own stench?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yes, I'll tell you no, but I'll tell you oh
that's me. But i'll tell you why I'm not. I'm
not a big believer.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I don't. I'm maybe maybe.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
You're the Rockefellers of Laplata, but I don't believe in
wasting water.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Hmm.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
I think that down and they'll be all right, better
than the millions of two particles in the air for
you know, the rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
So if somebody, if you're in there, if you're in
there getting after it and somebody walks in, you stop
everything until then they're done using the urinal and leaving.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Yeah. I even stopped wiping because, uh, we had a
guy I'm in the Navy and when he wiped, it
sounded like he was just scrubbing. It was talked about
a lot, so you didn't want to get talked about.
So yeah, a little.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Easier to get away with it.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
And then when everybody's got the same shoes. But uh, I.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Hear you, I hear you, thank you sir. By the way,
what and I agree with them. You should also stop
with the cleanup too, why because it's all part of
the pausing. Just stop down for two minutes. Pretty simple, now,
Hoby did just post well.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I hope this I hope this Adobe doesn't take on
back here while I'm paused.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
He is in a stall right now. Oh his underwear
his blue stripes on today and he writes, someone just
walked in mid t I r D. But did he
(17:40):
pause to send a message out on his phone? That
doesn't tell me whether or not, he's continuing with his business.
If I had to bet, knowing Hoby, he let that
t I r D go yep.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Uh you said line four. Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 9 (17:59):
Hey, good morning guy.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Hi, who's this?
Speaker 9 (18:02):
This is justin So I'm an elementary school teacher, and
you know, we don't get a lot of time to
use the bathroom. So the faculty bathroom was full and
I had ended up having to use the boy's bathroom,
and so I went to the furthest stall and try
to be quiet. I hear the door open, and I'm
trying to be silent, hasn't taken a dump, And the
(18:25):
boys walk in, and all of a sudden, I see
this little eye peek through the slide between the door
and the wall, and I hear him whisper. I hear
him whisper to his friend, mister Pugh is in there,
and and I didn't I didn't know what to do,
(18:46):
so I just stayed. I just stayed frozen. And they
walked out, and I never knew who it was.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Nobody.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I don't know who was more.
Speaker 9 (18:56):
I don't know who was more traumatized that day, him
or me. But I'm with you on the embarrassment.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
That's pretty good, all right, dude, I appreciate it. Thank you,
my friend.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Where am I going? Eight? Hi? Elliott the morning?
Speaker 10 (19:16):
Hey Elliott, it's Mark.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Hey Mark, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (19:21):
I think I'm one of the guys that stops pooping there.
I respect the office, you know, etiquette.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Okay, but again, please, you're not being disrespectful.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
You are going to a room that God created for
you to do, to use the bathroom in.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
We at the office I worked in had a showroom
across the street that had a code to get in.
I found out the code and I would go across
the street to go because no, nope, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Going in that small one because you were afraid a
coworker would hear you.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:58):
I don't know. It just seems like, you know, I
just don't want to, you know, ruin somebody's day.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
You're going to ruin your own day.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
You're sitting in there, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're making
yourself sick by not going. And if you are, if
you're pausing, clean up now now you're you're, you're, you're,
you're cooking like there's nothing, there's nothing good that comes
of it at all.
Speaker 10 (20:21):
It just it freezes up. Man, I don't know what
to tell you. You blasting it freezes up. I'm on,
I'm Tyler. If I'm at the urinal, I can't go
if somebody's in the stall either.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Oh you you want to hear someone bitch and moan
and belly ache. Have have Tyler at the urinal and
I walk in, You're like, oh, what do you want
me to do?
Speaker 10 (20:42):
Tyler takes me as somebody that's as well. Tyler, you
do the phantom peede, don't you?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I have in the past. But it's not so much
about stage fright. I just I want to be by myself.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
He just finds it rude. And I'm going to a
place that was designed for me to urinate. It's not
like while we're on the air and Tyler sits a
foot from me. It's not like I turned sideways and
I'm going right here in like bucket.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
But a couple of years ago, you did photograph men
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