EITM: Day Toot 2/25/26

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nobody had any problem transferring data this morning, did they? Now?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
The everything's fine, everybody's good, everybody's equipped.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
So it's interesting you run into And this is a
good tip for anyone who hasn't started.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yet, yes with their fart challenge or is.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Thinking about doing it on a weekend and involving one
work day. Oh yes, you can't start the next day
until that timer expires.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh, I had no problem.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Your timer expired. You have to wait until it gets
down to zero's on the clock.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh so, I guess did mine expire overnight? Because I transferred.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Only a twenty two hour challenge, right, they give you
two hours if your schedule is different.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, it really affects you.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
If you wake up for work at five in the morning,
and then on the weekends would wake up say it
like nine, right, that would be troublesome. So this morning,
because remember I had trouble pairing yesterday, so you had
I didn't. I didn't get attached until around six, exis yesterday,
right when I woke up. My challenge wasn't done.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh wait, so have you not transferred?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I have now because it's twenty two hours, so you
get those two hours.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
To benefit okay, all right, very good.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I had to wear mine in right, and then change
it here, plug in here for fifteen minutes, and then again.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Go put it. That clue on that I was in
the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
That's why I asked you.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Were you the one in the stall, because I was
first fake peeing because I didn't know what was Elliott
in there? And then Elliott comes out and he's so
boisterous in the bathroom, he's happy to see everyone in there.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm usual mortified to see.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Anyone in there, right, And I did confirm you were
the only one, and then I went into a stall
and changed and I had just put I was so
happy because yesterday afternoon, when I had worked out and
showered and obviously UH had to take it off. I
wrote on Blue Sky it's easier to snap when you

(02:08):
don't have to bend, yes, And then I was right
back this morning like you were yesterday in our bathroom
here trying to put it on without using your tip.
I hate the fingertip tip.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You gotta wet.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Your finger, mark your underwear where it goes, and then
go from there.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
So I should be good now tomorrow because I get
the two hours again, right, Yeah, when I wake up tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
But you've transferred yesterday already, like you were able to
do that.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I didn't look at anything because it's a little bit
of a rush trying to get it done here. But
now because I get the two hours, it'll expire while
I'm sleeping and when I wake up.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Good to go. Right now?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Can I go back to something you said real quickly?
The you took it off while you were working out,
because they don't.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
They tell you not to it, says I.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
If you are in high intensity, No, they tell you
to take it off.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, yeah, they tell you
to take it off. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
They said if you're gonna be sweating profusely.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
And that's one thing when I work out, especially on
the bike, my underwear looks like I ran through a sprinkler.
It's disgusting. I didn't want to break the device, so
I did take it off for the peloton.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Now, I took it off at one point yesterday, but
I felt a blast coming on, so I ran into
the room, grabbed it and held it up to my butt.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Oh you mean like your microphones?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yes, in the studio, now I did.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I also ran into a problem last night, and I
knew this was going to be a problem, but it
did make me make a change. So in the middle
of the night, I woke up because one of the
dogs was moving around on the bed and I realized
I came untached.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Oh yeah, it was like, lame.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I told you, my hands are aggressively in my pants
when I sleep.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
So my my unit came off while I was.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Sleeping, so I spent fifteen Now the good news is
the snap on the inside. Yeah, that was wedged, if
you will. So that was between my cheeks. So I
was able to find that. But then I had to
find the disc. So I'm like sweeping my hand around
in the bed because I didn't want to start turning

(04:09):
lights on because I don't need Jackie going what are
you doing.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I'm like, I can't find my fart discs.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
So I was able to find it and then but then,
like an idiot, I had to go into the bathroom,
turn all the lights on, and reattach it. So this
morning I got up, I did my data transfer. It
was great, it was great. Did you transfer your data?

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Can you? Here's well, I've made it. I've made it
for sleeping, so I well, no, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I instead of going to the black snap, I went
I adjusted to the white snap, which is supposed to
be for a thicker underwearing.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
But it's snaps on there.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Well, so you're going to use that at night?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I'm using it all the time. I've got white on. Now.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
So are you not dangling as much as you did yesterday?

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Remember when you look like a dingle Barry?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I don't know. I haven't looked.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
I never saw it. Only all of you guys did.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well let's say no, yeah, just see if I'm dangling.
Let's just see if I'm dangling.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Oh my god, it's gonna be like yesterday.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, it's not. No, you don't think am I dangling? Yes?
I am? Well I got to shuffle.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
I'll tell you if this is like yesterday? Yes?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Can you see it?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yes, come on, come on meadow, it's cold, just go poopy.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Do you want to feel it?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah? The wh I see you looking?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I feel those eyes you're saying. Maybe we should all
switch away?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh, the white snap, the white snaps a game.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
I used the white one today.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh did you are you wearing a thicker panty?

Speaker 6 (05:49):
I think they it's the black one just wasn't like click,
it doesn't get For some reason, yesterday was fine.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Remember I got my headphones caught up in my belt.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yesterday was fine, but for or whatever reason, I didn't
think they were thicker, but it.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Was Are you dangling?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Lays a terrible awful image that I pictured going to
bed last night, because I too was worried about shifting
and being a restless sleeper.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
And getting your hands all in your pants, but.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Not realizing that it's all for four hours, five hours
it had been off or whatever, there should be an alarm.
So so I thought, did you tape it to your underwear? No?
I thought about when you I don't remember how old
you were, but you had to do this suppository.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh I was in middle school.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh no, no, no, no, that was when I had
to get the prostate exam.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
The no I was.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I was like probably seven when my mom gave me
a suppository and it was melting in my hand and
I was trying to push jelly in me.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
And that's what I was. I was. I was trying
to actively wedge the device. And I thought of you,
and then I went to bed. Well, these aren't going
to be dreams. Nightmares for me tonight.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Now I do, I do? I have one other question,
and then a, then a, than a then a.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Statement Number one is, I didn't take picture of my
dinner last night.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Oh but what did you have?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
I had Jackie made dinner at home. I had salmon,
back choy, cabbage and mushrooms.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Boy yeah, guess who lit up a couch? Yeah last night?
Hell yeah, I told you, but I didn't.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
But I didn't said that to you.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yesterday. I said I bet Elliott forgets to photograph food
at home.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I did, and you said I will No, no, no,
because I had a snack when I got home, and
I took a picture of that.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I had an English muffin.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Did you take a picture of the peanut butter cup yesterday?
The thought you did?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
I sure did, absolutely, I had a Trader Joe's peanut
butter cup in the office.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I took a picture. I just forgot dinner.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
And that dinner feels like the AI would have picked
up on it, affecting gut bio.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah no, no, So I feel bad.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
So I'm going to send doctor hall A an email
tell him that I forgot to take picture of my dinner.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
You can I do believe. Yes, I have not done it,
but I think somebody wrote in there. Because I have technology,
I think you can edit your food log. Oh really,
so what you'll have to do is find a stock image.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay, all right, I can do that. I can do that.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
That's these meals or meal just one million missed the yes.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, just the one now one other one other question
but I guess more of a statement the did you
look at your results?

Speaker 5 (08:44):
I clicked on it.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Right on the app. You can go to results. Yes, yes,
and and and did you see the bar graph? Well,
there's a bunch of there's a bunch of.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Like round like like pie graph stuff. I didn't look
at that.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
I went into I was looking at the bar What
is the apple call that like we'd like fill the
rings or something?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Oh yeah, on the on the watch is it something
like that?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I mean that's what I didn't. I didn't read any
of I figured we'd go through those at some point.
I did go to the bottom part though, where it
shows your flatus activity. Yeah, and that tells you how
many farts you had.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
I'm judging by Kristen, she did too.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Did you you judge your numbers fists?

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Pumping.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Well, now she is.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
She was just like preach Shelly.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Did you were you?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Let me ask you that we don't have to reveal
numbers yet. Were you happy with your total flattess?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You were shocked? You had more than you thought? I
did too? What is your what is your first number?

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Oh my god, you're gonna tell us?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Were you in the on the scale?

Speaker 7 (09:54):
No?

Speaker 8 (09:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Were you in total flattess?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Were you in the zero to nine, ten to nineteen,
twenty to twenty nine, thirty to thirty nine?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
She's looking now, don't let her show.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
What do you mean? You don't know?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Go to the bottom, Go to the bottom where the
blue bar is?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
What what is that? Oh my god? Did you ever
stop farting? Wait? Are all the result bars different?

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I never looked at mine the Diane?

Speaker 5 (10:23):
You see what? How much?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Did you fart at all?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
This seems like we should say, oh.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
We are we are? Yeah. I don't want to reveal results, right, yeah?
Did you yes? Or no? Yes or no?

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
You farted? I did?

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeh yeah, yeah. It looks like when I slept.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, oh you're sleep, Diana, Dianza sleep farter?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Goodness? Did you have a lot. Did you have a lot?
Were you shocked at how many you had?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (10:50):
You can't ed?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Does your butt? Does your butt have at nea? What?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
What is this? Oh?

Speaker 6 (10:58):
That flatoos mixed met tricks. I all got zeros on
here though, No saying.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Anything to night time. No, she's talking about it's one
of the rings.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Go to Diane, Diane over here, Diane over here? Did
you fart a lot in your sleep? Were you shocked
when you looked at it? Were you like, oh my god,
I am blasting all night?

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Yeah, there was a little activity.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Ross. I can say this and we'll find out later
when I pull up my results. Right in my waking
hours yesterday, I did not actively pass gas.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
In your waking hours? Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Not once?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Did you in your waking hours?

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Once?

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Damn animalistic?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Don't you do that?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Sense?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Was it in here?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well, other than that time we held the microphone up
to your Toushi. All right, don't don't.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Reveal results to each other. Okay, don't reveal results because
we're starting for science and this is all for the
University of Maryland.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Go terps, go terps.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
God, Yeah, come on in Christina, I'm gonna be honest,
I don't like the positioning of my flatus today.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Idea it's off. It's off on my right cheek a
little more. I like to be lined up. What are
you digging? What are you going to a movie? You're
picking your seat? Right old joke, Right old.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Joe, you're kidding.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
That's kind of funny. Oh no, that's a great old joke,
great old joke. What color snap are you wearing today?

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Black?

Speaker 7 (12:48):
Like I did yesterday.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I moved to the white snap and holds it it.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, Well, Diane's also wearing a thicker panty.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Is Kristen reaching for hands?

Speaker 7 (12:57):
Every time I touched my butt?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I just feel like I but you're touching it on
the outside.

Speaker 7 (13:02):
But so the guess still releases through the pants. That's toxic.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
So I gotta it ain't toxic. Do you know what
toxic means?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
You die?

Speaker 7 (13:12):
It's gas? Sometimes I don't.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
You don't want to?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Okay, So we're in the day two. Thank you to
the University of Maryland.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Go terms, it's turfs. Some people thought you earlier you
were saying turns, no.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Terps, turfs, the terra pins. We're doing this for science.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
Science?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Are people?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Are people getting their their flat their their.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Discs in the mail.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
We've heard oh good, good, good, good good, And you
said doctor Brantley Hall emailed yesterday.

Speaker 8 (13:47):
Yes, he said, this is fantastic exclamation point, this is great.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Absolutely, thank you doctor Hall for including us.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
We're part of the international study the Okay, so there's everybody.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
So this morning when you woke up.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Now, I told you I did have an issue last
night that my disk became unattached.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
From my underpants while I was sleeping.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Because I told you you're known to dig.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I aggressively dig in my pants in the night.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
But before that, you didn't photograph your dinner.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I forgot. Okay, I forgot to photograph my dinner.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Forget the no my issue, No, because it was good.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
It was a good dinner.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
It was not that it tastes good.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
No, but it wasn't like it.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
I wasn't eating like mounds of garbage and garbage.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I had salmon and cabbage.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
The documenting of our meals has me thinking more about
what I'm putting in my body than I ever have before.
Why it's like shaming me into better choices. I looked
at the pantry yesterday afternoon and just turned around.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
You're supposed to live your regular life. But that's why
I sent pictures of two peanut buttercuffs.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Should probably be healthier, like, probably shouldn't snack as much.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yes, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, so it's just like I definitely felt like within
twenty four hours of starting this challenge a life changing
approach to.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Mindfully eating. I'll stop it.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yes, you've never logged meals before, No, Dane, Why did
I do that?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I seen pictures of two peanut butter cups yesterday, and
all I could think of is Doctor Hall's going like,
oh great, this guy the And then I forgot my dinner.
Oh but my disc became detached from my underwear, so
I had to fish around in the bed. Now the
snap was in between my butt cheeks, but the disk

(15:35):
was height was floating because it hangs.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
On the outside. It hangs on the outside. But I
found it and I had to reattach but there was once.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
So I took it off yesterday and I felt a
good boom coming. So I just took the disk in
my hand, which I would be fine doing all day.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
It just hold it up to your ass and and
you're good. It's like the television remote. Got I got
close to that sensor.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Okay, let's open our apps, because here's where I want
to look. Here's where I want to look.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Where do you click results?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Wait? Go to did you open up your the fart tracker.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Well Human flattest Atlas?

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yes, okay, you're just on the page with the timer.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Click on the right side at the bottom there's home,
add food and results. Click on results. Now there are
a couple of things on here that I care about.
The first one which is the flattest intensity. Oh yeah, wait, Diane, what.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Are you doing?

Speaker 6 (16:41):
I'm so At the top it says Flatoosomi's dashboard, right, yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
And then the first graph underneath that should say flattest intensity,
which is going to be what what was your most
powerful poop?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Now it starts at zero and it goes up like
I have a bunch under one hundred.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Those are just little babies.

Speaker 8 (17:05):
So you know, you can hover over each one and
it gives it full intensity. If you scroll like this,
it'll give like each what do you mean, so like
this one shows zero point six and then I go
to the higher ones and they're much higher.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Wait, how I don't have that happening.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
Yeah, hold it and do this. It says even what
time of the day you released?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't have that. I don't have that because remember
we wanted to see if I one on the air, Diane.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
See how it moves like this?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Wait, you're in here. Mine's not doing it. Do you
have to do you have to push down scale?

Speaker 7 (17:38):
Just do this? Do you not have any farts yesterday?

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (17:41):
Wait, I know you have two?

Speaker 5 (17:43):
We heard them.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I have a lot.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
Look see see how it's changing.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Mine won't do that. Look, mine's not doing.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
Go to the bottom part down here along.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
The yeah thing, Christen, that's where I am. Are you
on flatus intensity?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (17:57):
The first one?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Dianeh, what was your highest What was your strongest fart?

Speaker 3 (18:09):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (18:10):
One point three?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Well? No, on the scale of one, like it's one hundred,
two hundred.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Why do my metrics look different?

Speaker 8 (18:19):
Click on scale, click on the picture. See where it
says done or oh.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, then do the move around.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Now I got it, Now I got it.

Speaker 7 (18:30):
See how it changes.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
See how my my lines are off like flat?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
That mean you didn't you didn't fart, Diane?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Wait, so even your even your fart well the one
that the one that you said was in the middle
of the night.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Well, you knew you were blasting at night time.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Wait does this tell you? Because now we're talking about intensively.
We didn't talk about frequency. It seems like you would
do the number first, did Diane?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Wait, I don't have frequency.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
No, but I'm looking at this, this dashpard for the
first time. Right, does it tell me how many times?

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Thinks I yes.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Okay, scroll down, scroll down. There's probability.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
You're gonna see a bunch of circles, which, no disrespect,
I don't care about microbiome activity.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
But do you have percentages listed in there?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
The hold on?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Then then you get to a graph that says probability
of wearing past that next one metrics?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, buddy, since because remember I told you I did
not think while wearing it actively during the day, Right,
I had any flattest events?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Okay, there's a bar on the left, a bar in
the middle, in the bar on the right. The only
one we care about is the bar in the middle. Yes,
because that is total number.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
Scroll down? Oh my god, Diane, keep going down.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Metrics. Yes, oh yeah, yeah, Diane's blasted.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (19:52):
That has your total count says count.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
No, it's flattest count on the left, is flattest events
on the right. Nothing, Diane, nothing, Just leave it be, okay,
flattest events I don't care about.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
So do you know what a flattest event is?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
A flattest event counts the number of distinct flattest peaks
visible in the flattest intensity graft. So flattest events are
telling you like robust farts.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Okay, what are you doing over there?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
My dashboard looks different because you're weak.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I'm like, flattest count. This metrics the probability of wearing
on clearly separable events, and does not include small, overlapping
flat that does not form a distinct peak.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, you know that MIC's on.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
Yeah, I have nothing in metrics.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Nothing in metrics.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
So did you have them? Did you have an SBD?

Speaker 5 (20:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
You said you farted.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
I thought when I looked at at at the earlier
or the higher up on the dashboard, I thought that
that's what that meant.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
No, no metrics, flatish Okay, So flattest events, yeah, I'm
right there. Okay, you can't Okay, you realize that MIC
is odd While you're over there trying to explain, which
making no sense.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'm hearing it.

Speaker 6 (21:21):
But when you go to like those you said, the
circles with the percentages in it, right, all of them
say zero.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
So you didn't fart.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
You didn't fart, I guess so you have no activity
at all.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
No, it just disc.

Speaker 7 (21:35):
Her just shows when she was wearing at the times
of when she was wearing it.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, so under metrics you got nothing correct.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Zero.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Then why did you come in this morning?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Say that?

Speaker 6 (21:46):
Because I told when I when I looked when I
first looked at the data, I was looking at that,
that that different fact.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, but intensity measures a fart.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
I don't did it?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Did it?

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Stop queer?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
So flattest events measures the intensity ones and not the babies.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
The one next to it is flattest count.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Correct, And that is how many total farts your disc
detected while wearing the the disc.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
They are large, small, smaller time the mic is on.
He's actually getting very angry.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Sorry, I don't understand.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
Zero is a zero, okay, but she's got some other
like count.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Okay, we'll get there. We'll get there.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I promise you, promise you, I'll get there. I promise
you for your flattest count. I am what number do
you have?

Speaker 5 (22:51):
It's the mid Okay, there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Okay, you didn't fart at all.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Nothing. I told you, I have nothing in that graph.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
You don't. I see, I see.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
You're gonna have to check her A disc asked, like
I checked yours yesterday.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Do you have it in the right place? Come here?

Speaker 5 (23:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
No, no, you maybe you may not be detected. You
know where your butthole is?

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Rice? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Do I need to wet your underwear so you know
where to put it? Like I showed you where mind is?
Is yours in the same place? Maybe not dangling as much?

Speaker 6 (23:24):
Not dangling, it's it's a tighter because of the white disc.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
I think.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Can I have probability of wearing for the majority of
the days? One hundred percent?

Speaker 5 (23:33):
What's that one? That thing?

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, that's this one.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
That's this one, Like I can see where I took
it off to work.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, her probably, Yeah, you can see where I took
it off, but then I held it up with my
hand afart. These other small ones those are from like
pulling your pants down to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Okay, well it is yeah, Oh, I'm sorry. I don't.
I don't poop with my underwear up on my butthole.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
So do you want count or event?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I want count?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Okay, I'll go first. Four you went four times week
four flattest count and it looks like they're all intense.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
No, while I was sleeping, So you farted four times?
Well you did say this morning you think you only farted.
You did not fart and know it.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
But it does say that it measures if there is
an emission of gas and it's not a loud distinctive.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Right, But then it doesn't show up on the event. Right,
But that's just a little.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Right.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
So my So if flattest event, which is that other number?
It makes sense that it's lower.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yes, my flattest event is lower because some of mine
are just small babies.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
But is it like single digits?

Speaker 3 (24:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (24:54):
No, mine's two?

Speaker 7 (24:56):
Wait zero two or the number two or two digits?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:59):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:59):
He his flattest events were two and my flattest count
was four.

Speaker 7 (25:06):
Kristen, Yeah, you want the events first.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
I don't care about the No, I don't care about events.
I want clattice.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
Well, I'll tell you right now. My events blow Tyler's
out of the water.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Oh yeah, I mean please.

Speaker 7 (25:17):
Twenty five events?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, twenty five events events.

Speaker 7 (25:20):
Wait till you hear the next number.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Oh my god, Wait, it's going to be more than mine.
It's going to be more than mine.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
I don't know what is your what's my event?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I don't care about events. I don't care about events.
My events were twelve.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh I blew you yeah, but I care about total count.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Are you ready on three? Say your numbers say the same?

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Wait, so be able to figure it out?

Speaker 7 (25:43):
Who is it?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Like? What? Okay?

Speaker 7 (25:45):
One? Two, three?

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Go one two?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
No, I think it should go first and then Kristen
should go. Really, it sounds we'd like we've set it
up for you to be the headliner.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
On day one.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
This is day one only we do three days of this.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
And you know what?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
And I knew early in the say it was it
was in my head and I wasn't farting normal.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
No, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
But your virtual this version of yes, yes, yes, okay,
So you're gonna say yours first?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yes, okay, thirty two?

Speaker 7 (26:18):
Oh, you poor thing?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
How many did you have?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Two? Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
you just said.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
You farted ninety to two. I didn't even know it
was Oh my god, ninety jo respect respect.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Eating a T shirt.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Okay, go up to the top, Go up to the top.
The top measures your intensity. The top measures your intensity.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Can I just so people understand and you have a
sense of the numbers on flattyst dot info, the website
the doctor Hall runs to get volunteers for this study. Yes,
he writes, if you're producing forty fifty or more events
per day, your microbiome has a lot that can it
can teach us.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
You said events, I only had twenty five.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
He's but they're using they're not.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
He's troking it down.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
So you know what, No, Kristen's got but got but
diome gout biome.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Christen's like Dolly the sheep.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
No is strong because she's she's she's working everything.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Something gets in her gut. You know what that gut does,
turn it turn it farted, turn it farted.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
You know who you are or maybe you don't. And
people that too polite to say either way, we're looking
for people at the high end of the step that.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
By the way, you're you're you're you're like an olympian.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
That's unbelievable, Kristen, it's revolting.

Speaker 7 (28:03):
Only goes up to one hundred.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
No, I bet it goes up higher than that, because
like intensity will.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Be according to my chart, it only goes up to four.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
It okay, go up to flatus intensity by the way,
boo on Diane.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
On Diane, you have no farts. You have no farce.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
He's not wearing it properly.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
So how I don't understand how you can have intensity
without without logging farts.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
I followed the directions.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Can I see honest questions? Can I see where your
disc is?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Is it picking up not the only thing I can
think of? Is it picking up on other things? Are there?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
I'm being serious, Like do.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
You like phone calls?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
What do you mean are your cats?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
No? No, no, but you would need a gust of
wind to go by. So do you like do you.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Have I go home and I go home and immediately
take off my pants?

Speaker 3 (28:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
No, no, But like this is it's not picking up sound?
Maybe it is, but the it's picking up the as
it comes by. Do you have some kind of fan
on your ass? Or so?

Speaker 5 (29:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Okay, intensity, Tyler, what is your highest intensity? Number?

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Two point four.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Is your highest intensity.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
It looks like am my scale just so we understand
what we're working with. It looks like it may go
up to one hundred and forty. Is that what you
guys are seeing?

Speaker 7 (29:29):
Six hundred?

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Oh? Oh, four hundred, that's your highest?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
My highest is three ninety eight. I did two point four.
Oh my god, what point.

Speaker 7 (29:40):
Are you hovering over? Because I hovered over.

Speaker 8 (29:43):
In my highest intensity, it shows it was seventeen point six,
but on the full graph it's close to four point fifty.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
Yeah, I'm at one point three.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Dan, that's not even that.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
That's not like there are like like dead people harder
than that.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
That's embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
I'mure that's embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
No, you know what you're you're you're you're some wrong
with your stomach.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
No, no, you eat, but it doesn't do anything. You're
you got to get rid of them gases.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
I think her chart, her dashboard will look a lot
different tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Are you ripping them now? No? You got Diane, Diane?

Speaker 4 (30:23):
What is your the other?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Can I push on your stomach?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Now?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Is your stomach like hard like a like a brick?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
No? Oh, we gotta do like Christopher Reeve, did you poop?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yesterday.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
No, Remember I told you when you poop, take that
disc and put it.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Put it like almost like almost.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Like not what the doctor said, almost like your ass
is on the phone, like it's up next to it,
but it's not on it.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
See, And that's where some people may find my number
to be misrepresenting the day.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Did you have a dainty No?

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Because I did go to the bathroom twice.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
You crap twice.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
I didn't say that, but I wasn't you you pooped twice,
but I wasn't at that moment reporting because I wasn't
wearing the smart underwear.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Right, you could see I have three dips in mind,
and that was from taking you how.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
That your graph is showing you weren't wearing it? Were
you sitting on the toilet.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
When I got home. I shot on the toilet for
close to twenty three minutes.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
And that shows up in your whole day Like from afar.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I could see that dim. Yeah, it dips out.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
When I worked out at a shower, it was like
an hour and a half.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh no, I had a good nighttime movement.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Can you pull up? And Diane's not gonna matter for this.
There was one other metric weight that stood out to
me as I was scrolling down.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Wait, so I got I got up to I got
up to four hundred on intensity, you got up to
six hundred.

Speaker 7 (31:48):
No, it was just shy of four fifty. Oh but
my map goes up to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
No, but that's strong man, that's a good put.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Do you remember put it on the intensity scale? It's
just flat.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Wait, do you remember the one that you blew out?

Speaker 8 (32:04):
Yes, it shows the time and it was at six
twenty six last night, and it was on my after
dinner walk with over right, and I know.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
Exactly where I was. I was like, I was on
the phone with my mom too, and I was just like, oh.

Speaker 8 (32:16):
I hope nobody heard that one because it was well,
give me outside.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Those are your adfs after dinner farts?

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Can you see on yours two from the area yesterday?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'd have to be able to. I can't get it
off of I can't get to.

Speaker 7 (32:33):
Just click up. Do you want me to help you?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah, but I can't get it. I can't get it
to scroll. I got it once there it is. I
got it.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
This has to be one.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Here like un five forty five and eleven.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Oh, that was five. That was at four point thirty eight.
I ripped something bad?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
That was Where's that in the in the bathroom here?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
No, it's in the office here.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
I guess I did notice. I'm like immune to it.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Now, what time? Six oh eight? Oh that I remember
that one? What time?

Speaker 4 (33:09):
What time was the last?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
What time? What time? What time did you hold the
mic up to my twist?

Speaker 3 (33:15):
I did not the but it was that would have
been in the eight o'clock hour.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yep, there it is.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
It is a smile eight thirty eight, eight thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
The intensity was.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Oh oh, but when you use that, it doesn't get
up to the four hundred level. I know, yeah, no,
it's up to one hundred. It's at one hundred. Yeah no,
that was a ripper. That was a ripper.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Keep it one hundred. Can you please the other thing
that stands out?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Again, I didn't look at these. I don't care until
right now. Do you see the fermentation on set time?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Fermentation on orange ring. It's the measurement of the time
from ingestion to the first strong flattest event.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Wait, so the fermentation on set time percentile?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
No, it gives you an hour.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Where where you seeing that? Oh?

Speaker 7 (34:16):
I found it.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Oh my, I have fermentation on set time? Oh, here
we go? Yes?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Oh wait what is v after measures the time from
when I eat to the first strong flattest event.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh that I'm weak. I am weak.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I will give you mine.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
It is thirteen point six five hours.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Hours wait, wait for the time you eat until you
have a flattest event.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
And you heard my intensity. It was bab dainty. It
was I didn't even notice. I thought I was sleeping.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Thirteen hours? What is yours? Kristen?

Speaker 7 (34:52):
Zero point five to five?

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Just over a half hour.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I'm won forty five?

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Oh under two?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
It took you.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, I gotta ramp it up. I'm getting into a
French dip here in a second.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
You're probably that's that four forty five event that you said,
blew your chart up and you got up at two.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Yeah, yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, not Tyler.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
And it was over half the day later. I told you.
The one thing this proves is I do not go.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Here. Okay, I definitely don't.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
By the way, it tells that that Diane does not
go which is.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
No, you're not touching my butt.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I won't look, but just put my.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
And Kristen bring the hand sanitizer over because it's toxic.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Can show you.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
Look, I will point to where it is. I can't
feel it because it's uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
It's right there.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, look where mine is?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Where is it it is? Oh, it's hang it?

Speaker 6 (35:59):
Yeah it tap.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
I can't because my underwroad like work out your blutes,
by the way, this.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Thing is so low.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
No, it's out.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
But where's the snap? Where's the stack? Where's I don't
have another snap? Don't curse again? Where I got?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
There it is, you're holding it, Dian.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Here the fiscus on the outside, but the snap was
right up against it.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
No, I touched the.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I know, but I just touched you with.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
The snap and I got tons of hands.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
And why are you crap walking because I'm trying to
hold my st down?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
If I ft, you got to put this up to
my toy?

Speaker 6 (36:49):
No, no, no, you better. You better re engage. But
I'm gonna you're losing data.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
No, I'm not farting. I'm not farting.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Is it was so low that if I a backball fart,
it would have what a backball fart?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
What if the back of my nuts farted? It would
get on the thing. But I have not I don't
have a or something.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
What if doctor Hall thought you put out put it
on your snake?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Oh that's horrible. Oh god it my itching though.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
All right, so you need to take a break in reattack.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Diane touched my snack.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
I saw that.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Dygan, would you like one of the purel wives?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I threw mine out.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
I have the I have to.

Speaker 8 (37:35):
Make a comment, Tyler, you said earlier not allowed to
wear it while working out. I thought it was only
to ride the bike. You're not supposed to like sit.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
They said, if there's excessive sweating, you can't have it all.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Oh groin.

Speaker 8 (37:48):
I did a Thruster's workout last night, and every time
on the launch.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Up, I was like, keep going. You know what timers
sounds like you couldn't even blow out a candle.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Yeah, it does, say, especially cycling, but strenuous. Okay, so
I don't do exercise.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Oh and now you're eating a piece of bread.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Do you know how much hand sanitizer I have on
my hands? Right now? My fingers are burning?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
You do you know how much elliot asses on this
snap did't touch my ass? Can Kristen feel your disc
to see if it's in the right place.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
The Okay, I'm gonna cover my eyes, take my hand. Yeah,
how about it?

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Right?

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Good reverse psychology?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
All right, so now we're going. Now we're going, what.

Speaker 7 (38:41):
Christ, what's the very bottom block? I don't think I
have my microbiome activity.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Now, I don't care about microbiomes?

Speaker 7 (38:49):
Well, what's your number?

Speaker 4 (38:50):
That is actually the only thing doctor Hall cares about.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Oh really, I don't know, I'm saying for his research,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I don't even know how to read. It's hard across
different days.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
Click on the block.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Nine.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
Wait this part.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I don't have that.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
I go to metrics and then I go to microbiomeactivity maps.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah, I don't have that, tyler, do you?

Speaker 3 (39:19):
I mean, I've got days I wasn't even wearing it.
Is this for every user that happens like that.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
I think I don't have that.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I don't have that, I have this, I have this.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
I don't know what.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
Yeah, these are days days that I wasn't wearing it either.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
I don't even have that.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
You could compare your results to other users. It's anonymous,
of course, right, but that must be one of those graphs.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
It's not anonymous because mine right here, says Tyler, Kristen
and Diane.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
No, uh.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
Wait, two twenty five.

Speaker 8 (39:53):
My index is at five hundred and sixty six out
of six hundred.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
But I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
I don't I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
No, those are other users, Those are other users. Because
two twenty five is today. You haven't loaded that info
until tomorrow morning.

Speaker 7 (40:09):
But I don't have what you guys have.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
God, but I was celebrating my white snap. But my
white snap fell.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Maybe it's because your moon, Diana, I did moon.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
I didn't moon. You didn't see any of my butt.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
You you dropped your pants and then bent over, and
that's when it fell off.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I gotta tighten it up. I gotta tighten and.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
For you, that's strenuous experise.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Remember it detected my backball fart squad. I will say this, though,
I gotta when I go in there. I got a
hell of an itch working back here?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Now, is it?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Uh licking exima?

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Oh God, whatever that was?

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Get that in your bagoon, all right, let me do this.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Give me a quick break, have a song, ready, give
me a give me a quick break.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
I know where I'm going next. But you gotta keep
you gotta keep going. You got to keep going.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
We're off to a good start, doctor Halton.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
We go through turn end Friday, essentially Friday after we
sleep right Thursday night.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
When you get up Friday, we're farting for the weekend,
and now we.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Have to hold out hope that Diane's disc starts.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, or put it in the right pa.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
It was in the right place yesterday, it's in the
right place today.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Me a favor, like, can you feel can you feel
like you have farted before? So you know what your
body feels like when you will you do me a
favor between now and the end of the show.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
I want it.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
We got to test it to make sure it works.
So you know how I farted into the mic yesterday?
We were able to find it on the intensity thing.
We're going to do that with you today. You know,
I'm not expecting you to pull your pants down and
fart into the month, just the baseline, okay, Kristen.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
It's a goal for you to achieve.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
The Diane Diane, don't pay attention to her text. It's
an arm flat in an American flag.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
The no no, but the I want you to you
don't have to even tell me when you don't have
to make a big deal out of it. But sometime
between now and I'll stay on the air as long
as I have to, but I want you to just
so we can check it. We have to know you
farted so we could see it tomorrow. You'll understand what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
And I will say this for those who weren't up
with us on the sign.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
On, which is inexcusable.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Diane.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Diane started the day by saying she was.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
And it was to quote you from last week. It
was grody to the max.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
But I will compile the audio you'll hear earlier today
Diane admit to passing gas because.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
This is what I saw and was like, oh, it
must have happened while I was asleep. Oh okay, okay,
I swear to God, no I believe you.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
But but then you're if Tyler is yours is like.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
But there's activity there right?

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yes, who's who is walking by your hole while you're sleeping?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Like, honestly, this.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Is this is registering the cats?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Does does juny like kind of like slide up next
to you?

Speaker 4 (43:09):
And well hasn't she said before they stamp her forehead.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
I'm getting ready to stamp my underwear.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
I'm more excited to look at Diane's dashboard tomorrow than
my tomorrow, because I know I don't flatness during the day.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
I do, yeah, And that's the only way we're going
to be able to check it, Diane, is you have
to fart during wake hours, so at least we could
see one.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
But make it good, make it intense, like get down
on it.