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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now I said we'd get into some bowling, right bowling
tonight it's Diane's one Strike Challenge. We will be at
Uptown Alley. We will be in Middle Lothian starting at
seven o'clock tonight, and that's when Diane will take the
bowling ball and she will chuck it down the lane.
(00:20):
Hopefully she gets a strike on the first one. If not,
she will chuck it again, and then she will chuck
it again and again and again, and we will not
leave until they kick us out.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And that's really it. That's how it all, that's how
it all goes. But it'll be fun. It'll be a
good time. I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Haven't been down there in a while.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Them and listen, we have no idea what to expect
for the evening, but please come by.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We'll be there starting at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You know, the only thing that I don't know that
we've figured out for tonight, Well number one is I know,
like we have a dedicated lane for Diane.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That'd be hilarious if we didn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Hold on, I got wait till they're done. No, no, like,
we have a dedicated lane for Diane. Yes, and like,
remember we looked at what was it called the Strike
Derby where it was lane the lane, the lane, the lane.
I don't know if we have that, but we do
believe there's a way for us to hit the button
and it just resets.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Well, that's true on any lane.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So what we don't have, I don't need somebody specifically
to do that from the from uptown alley.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No you do not.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay, all right, very good. So that part's good.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Now the other thing, and I think I confused some
people earlier.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I do not have T shirts tonight. What I have
are bowling shirts.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, huh, let's see.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Huh, well, hold on, I want you to see the
front first.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
He did keep these quite secretive.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Here's the front.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Here's the front, classic bowling.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Look, it's nice, right, black and gray. It's got Ellie
in the Morning logo. That's that's our logo.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
There.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's nice. Now, I will tell you the back is
not black and gray. Okay, it's just black with the artwork.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh nice, isn't that great?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Hilarious? It's Diane's once there challenge. But the pictures Elliott
I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Have a face of hers. The uh yeah, but my
face is on the bowling bowl and it's hitting the pins.
But what does it say here Diane's challenge? Yeah, that's nice, right,
those are good?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Those are good, right?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
This is a wild supplies last.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, because listen, there could be five people that show
up tonight. If five people show up tonight, I have
enough bowling shirts for your family. If a thousand people
show up tonight, you're gonna have to share amongst families.
So yeah, I have no idea how many people are
showing up, but I like them.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That's a good quality too.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't own a bowling shirt, so I'm not really sure, right,
but it's definitely.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I didn't know if we were gonna get like a
faux no, no, no bowling shirt. No, no, no, that is.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
That's a good that's a good bowling shirt.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
That is what a bowling shirt looks like a little
schmoz on it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Jones, I'll tell you that's legit.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
No, But isn't that great? Isn't that nice? This one's mine.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And Diane, you are going to wear it when you all?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Are you going to bowl with one?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh? Then I need to give it to you before
you unless you want to change in the lanes.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Do you wear anything under it?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I think that maybe we should because these haven't been washed.
I'm sorry, Oh you washed yours?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh no, no, I thought I didn't know if you
were asking if they've been watching.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No, they're in boxes. Yeah, I pulled this out yesterday.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I just don't want somebody to get some sort of rash. No.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I told you these are good quality. These are good quality.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
And people had asked about sizing.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh, I have medium, large and extra large. Okay, if
you're a double X or three X, I'm sorry, I
don't know what to get.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
So what size is this? That's an xl Oh, okay,
that's that's big. Yeah that No, you you swim in that?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
This is mine?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
No, No, that's mine. I'm gonna swim in that. Like
that's big.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Now have you ever worn a bowling shirt?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I wore bowling shirt when we bowled with some forty one.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Actually, I don't even know if I ever wore that thing.
I got it, but I.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Don't think i've ever so short answer, no, I've actually
never worn a bowling shirt.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Because I wasn't part of the show, but I was
there and I don't remember you wearing it.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
No, I've that being said.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I've never worn a bowling shirt I own I now
owned two bowling shirts.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
But you are committing to wearing this tonight.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh I don't know about that?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
What?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Why the well? Because I'm not bowling though.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
You don't want to be twinsies, Diane.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I would like to be a conjoined twin with you.
You're a team, but we're all.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Not that look weird if we don't all have it on.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Well, I hadn't really thought of that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Well, the other people, the other listeners who are coming
aren't bowling either, and they're getting one, and I would
hope maybe gonna put it on in support.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, but what if it doesn't match their fit? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
No, is that going to match my bowling shoes?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
What are you saving this for?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
The I guess what I'm saving that some for. Okay,
then I'll wear it. I'll wear it now.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Let me ask you, this is it bad luck? That
pictured on the back where it says Diane's once our
challenge there are seven pins being knocked down.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
The design the other three have already floored.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
There was room on the back.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah right, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Just don't want anyone to say that we set up
Diane to fail. What y'all did is has no bearing.
There's just been some accusations that we've put too much
pressure on you. We should put any pressure on Diane.
Woeing each roll.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Got it. I love the big thick vertical in the front.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I love the shirts. I think they came out awesome.
I think they came out awesome.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Now where did you find a bowling shirt? This supply
backer Haley from the pit, she's like aware of a
place that does these.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
See no, oh no, I mean she's been up sewing weeks. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
She did all the art, she did everything. But they
came out great. So again, Wall Supplies.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Last.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
If you're coming tonight, and I hope we do have
a great turnout, I really do. I'd love to see
a million people there tonight. If a million people show up,
I'm definitely not going to have enough shirts. But yes,
we will have bowling shirts. We will be there at
seven o'clock. We'll be at Uptown Alley right off two
eighty eight and three sixty in mid Lothian.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So hopefully we'll get a great turnout for tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
By the way, and I feel horrible that we have
not extended an invitation to some people. And I'm not
talking about Macy Moore's. If she's there, that's awesome. I
probably won't even notice.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But you know who, you know who?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
We should have invited an or extended an invitation to who.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Everybody at the PBA Mechanics all right, Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
The Professional Bowlers Association is headquartered right there.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
What if they're there scouting in secret?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I would love that. I would love that. Sure, you
know what? We need to take her on the tour? No?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
No, they just announced the schedule next year for the
Professional Bowlers Association PBA on Fox tour schedule. By the way,
you know what I didn't realize. Do you know what
viewership is for bowling on TV.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Through the roof?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yes? Yeah, I had no clue. I had zero clue.
And boy am I way off?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
What are some highlights on the schedule?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Well, obviously it's all going to start at the PBA
Delaware Classic. That's in Middletown, Delaware. Oh, Mid County Lanes.
They've done a nice job on that. The US Open
is in Indianapolis, Hi Taylor. Then there's the PBA Illinois Classic. Oh,
the Pete Weber Missouri Classic. Seems like they shove a
(08:26):
lot of it into the Midwest. There is Reno, a
hotbed of bowling.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Why not.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
The PBA Nevada Classic is.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
In Reno, and the PBA World Series of Bowling is
in Reno.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
The first here to the National Bowling Stadium in Reno
as iconic.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The National Championships, the Junior Nationals, Junior Natties is in Reno.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Write these down. You may be no attended.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
She's not I know the one that.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
They've asked for her Rena Arena, Reno a, Reno.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
No, you will be.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
At the PBA All Star Weekend. I go to the
NHL All Star Weekend. You will be going to the
PBA All Star Weekend That is in Wakesha, Waukeshaw.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Is that how you say it?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I got on the second try. Walk Walk Walk Walker.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah, it's fazzy.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, walk a Shaw Weekend, walk Ashaw All Star Weekend
in Walkashaw, Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
That is rough to say. That's where I have Diane going.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So again, anybody who's in Mechanicsville at the Professional Bowlers
Association we call that PBA h Q. Please more than welcome,
more than welcome, josh Am I going to line one.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I feel like I've addressed this. Hi Elliott the morning. Hey,
who's this? Yes, Jake, what can I do for you? Sir?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Hey, I was just wondering, is there a cover.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
For nobody should have to pay to see what Diane's
gonna do?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
No, there is no There is no cover for tonight.
Uh you are you are welcome to join us. I
look forward to seeing everybody there. But yeah, come on out.
I hope, I hope we see you. I appreciate everybody
sold the face.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Hey, smell it good. I will see you tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Also, and by the way, I think my phone has
been listening to the show just this week. Yeah, because
I'm getting a lot of bowling. Uh again, No, I'm
getting a lot of bowling stuff fed my way. Like,
did we know that there is a whole bowling movie
coming out?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Who's in it?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Isn't that?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
This Weekend The Gutter with Susan Sarandon. Susan Sarandon.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yes, Paul Riser, who, I gotta be honest, I didn't
even recognize it was Paul Riser.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
It looks funny, is Paul sheering it too that I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
It does look really good.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
It looks great.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
What are the reviews like? Fantastic? The Gutter the review
A phenom is born. It looks good. It looks really good.
The pantheon of great Bowling comedies is a very small one,
kingpinned by the Fairly Brothers and the Big Lebowski by
(11:20):
the Cohen Brothers.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
The Gutter may join them. The trailer is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Oh I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I had neither, Thank god, thank god?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
The uh push that?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, my phone was listening. The trailer looks pretty good though.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Darcy Cardon from The Good Places in it. But isn't
I thought Paul Scher was in it?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I mean the answer maybe yes. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
What kind of release though. Are we talking for this.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Theatrical? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Like, I don't think it's gonna be on ten thousand screens? Right, Yeah,
I don't know, but it looks pretty good. Oh, am,
I going here we go?
Speaker 4 (12:04):
We should have partnered with the studio, I.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Know you would think, well, that's why I need the PBA.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Hi Elliot in the morning, Hello Elliott, Oh Jonesy, I'm.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Sorry, Hey, what's going on? Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Happy bowling day. Oh my Jones will be with us tonight. Hey, jonesy,
are you going to coach from the side.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
From right next to Diane. I'll be right there with her. Yeah,
that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Like, I don't want to say handholding because I don't
want people to think you're throwing the ball.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
No God, but you will, no God, no God.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I want coaching, not taunting.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh, there'll be plenty of talking, encouraging enthusiasm. That's what
it's all about tonight.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Now, Jones, I don't know if you knew this, but
we all have to wear our bowling shirt tonight.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
They're not a ten out of ten.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
They're an axe Elliott, They're all Oh wait are they up?
Did you poe the shirts?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I am right now?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Oh very good.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, the shirts are or maybe you saw him in
the office yesterday, but the yeah did the bowling shirts?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Aren't they great? Jonesy? Amazing? These are These might be
my favorite shirts that we've ever had. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'd have to go through a long list of shirts,
but yeah, no, I like them. I like them.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I will pull one out for you so that you
may wear them. You know where a team is what
I've been told, So yes, you will have a bowling
shirt to wear with us.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Well, let me tell you. Last night I went out
for a little practice. The guy next to me bowl
of three hundred. I sent Tyler some pictures of it.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's a signed Diane.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
You're gonna do it? You got there?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Is this the same guy from the other day?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
No, this is a different guy.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
God wait, but just the other day you said when
that guy bowled to two ninety nine that you had
never seen anybody bowl of three hundred. And within a
week of saying that, you just saw somebody bowl of
three hundred.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It was crazy.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I was just there last night in Fairfax and.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I look over and he's doing it. I'm like, I'm
just gonna shut my mouth and see if this happens,
and damnage it didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Now, Jonesie, I know you're a big baseball guy. When
he's bowling and he's getting up to I don't know
how many frames are there ten when he starts getting
up to like frame seven and eight, do they treat
it like a starting pitcher who's got a no hitter,
where nobody talks to him, nobody pays him any attention
in the in the alleys exactly, just keep doing your thing,
(14:30):
don't bother the guy, let him roll. But do people gather,
like start to gather around to see if he's going
to do it?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
No, everyone was just looking off to the side, but
no one was going.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Over near him. What happened when he got three hundred.
I went over and shook his hand.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I was like, hot, damn sir, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Now conversely, for tonight, I want people gathered around, Diane,
waiting for that big strike. I want a big crowd,
and when that ball goes, what do we do, Tyler? Oh,
gout HERU and that. But but at the same time,
when there is the strike, I want eruption. I want
(15:14):
eruption tonight.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
It's gonna happen, Diane. You're gonna do it early. It's
gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Over under is about an hour and a half hour
forty five right now, Jesus Christ, that seems like a lifetime.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
It was three the what three hours? He said yesterday?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
It was three Oh, I'm sorry, Maybe I have it wrong,
maybe I was reading wrong.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, three hours. Yeah, it'll take about three hours. Dear God,
that's gonna feel like a lifetime.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Tell me.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
All right, jonesy, I will see you. Uh, I'll see
you this evening. I will pull out a bowling shirt
for you. See guy tonight. Hey you got a brother,
will see you there. And yes, Tyler.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
So they are posting now and people are asking how
much What do you mean how much for the bowling shirts?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Nothing, No, they're free. We sup Last Wall supplies last
Yeah no, no, no, no, no nothing.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I don't like charging. I don't like I like free.
I like making other people pay for things. So yeah,
bowling shirts are free.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I love them, you know.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
But Jones is going to look so natural in it? Yeah,
because and well.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yeah, well those are your two active bowlers.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
My jam.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
I have my new cactus jeck shirt. Maybe I'll have
the wanted poster.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Peek out of the top.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
So up to Oh, I had one other bowling thing.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I had one other bowling thing that was fed my
way and Diane, I'm with Jones.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
This is how you know this is karma.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Psychic hunting for missing girl makes stunning discovery after voice
told her look behind the bowling alley.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
What's this?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Just outside of Portland, Maine, a father has been looking
for his daughter since nineteen eighty six. Starting in two
thousand and four, he started meeting with this psychic and
he's like, listen, I don't know whether I believe it,
but you'll try anything. And the woman called him and said,
I just got a voice. And the voice said, go
(17:16):
look behind this bowling alley. Now listen, this goes back
to nineteen eighty six. I don't know that, Like, he
just wants closure, right, But she was like, this voice
came to me. It was so clear, and they said,
go look behind this bowling alley. And this guy again
nineteen eighty six. How many years is that is searching
(17:38):
for his daughter? Right? They went to the bowling alley
and sure as hell, they walked about one hundred yards
behind the bowling alley, they saw a jacket with what
looked like a stick sticking out of the arm.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Wasn't a stick, it was a bone.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh god, but there's the closure that he wanted.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Right, not really the it was somebody else's body.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
But but what but it does give you that way, No, no,
because it does give credence to the psychic.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Oh did itself? Another case?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
This is an odd way to promote the event tonight.
But they all your year. No, but I like I
like that story. No like the body was it?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Well the studio audience is supposed to say that.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
By fast money. Well I don't know. I know whose
body it Wasn't that one I can answer.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I feel bad for the family.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
But how about it?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
How about build up and let down?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Not, it'll be just like tonight. How about all this bullying.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Wrong? All right?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Tonight seven o'clock Uptown Alley in mid Lothian. We will
see everybody there. It's Diane's one strike challenge. I have
bowling shirts for you while supplies last.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Diane, don't like try to bedazzle it this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
No, don't swear it is. Yes, wear it as it is.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Don't start cutting the holes in it like it's your
jean's knees.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
You wear it as it is. It's already got the
slit on the side, right y.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yes, that's how it's supposed to be. For some give
exactly exactly
Now I said we'd get into some bowling, right bowling
tonight it's Diane's one Strike Challenge. We will be at
Uptown Alley. We will be in Middle Lothian starting at
seven o'clock tonight, and that's when Diane will take the
bowling ball and she will chuck it down the lane.
(00:20):
Hopefully she gets a strike on the first one. If not,
she will chuck it again, and then she will chuck
it again and again and again, and we will not
leave until they kick us out.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And that's really it. That's how it all, that's how
it all goes. But it'll be fun. It'll be a
good time. I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Haven't been down there in a while.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Them and listen, we have no idea what to expect
for the evening, but please come by.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We'll be there starting at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You know, the only thing that I don't know that
we've figured out for tonight, Well number one is I know,
like we have a dedicated lane for Diane.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That'd be hilarious if we didn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Hold on, I got wait till they're done. No, no, like,
we have a dedicated lane for Diane. Yes, and like,
remember we looked at what was it called the Strike
Derby where it was lane the lane, the lane, the lane.
I don't know if we have that, but we do
believe there's a way for us to hit the button
and it just resets.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Well, that's true on any lane.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So what we don't have, I don't need somebody specifically
to do that from the from uptown alley.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No you do not.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay, all right, very good. So that part's good.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Now the other thing, and I think I confused some
people earlier.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I do not have T shirts tonight. What I have
are bowling shirts.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, huh, let's see.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Huh, well, hold on, I want you to see the
front first.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
He did keep these quite secretive.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Here's the front.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Here's the front, classic bowling.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Look, it's nice, right, black and gray. It's got Ellie
in the Morning logo. That's that's our logo.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
There.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's nice. Now, I will tell you the back is
not black and gray. Okay, it's just black with the artwork.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh nice, isn't that great?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Hilarious? It's Diane's once there challenge. But the pictures Elliott
I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Have a face of hers. The uh yeah, but my
face is on the bowling bowl and it's hitting the pins.
But what does it say here Diane's challenge? Yeah, that's nice, right,
those are good?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Those are good, right?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
This is a wild supplies last.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, because listen, there could be five people that show
up tonight. If five people show up tonight, I have
enough bowling shirts for your family. If a thousand people
show up tonight, you're gonna have to share amongst families.
So yeah, I have no idea how many people are
showing up, but I like them.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That's a good quality too.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't own a bowling shirt, so I'm not really sure, right,
but it's definitely.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I didn't know if we were gonna get like a
faux no, no, no bowling shirt. No, no, no, that is.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
That's a good that's a good bowling shirt.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
That is what a bowling shirt looks like a little
schmoz on it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Jones, I'll tell you that's legit.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
No, But isn't that great? Isn't that nice? This one's mine.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And Diane, you are going to wear it when you all?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Are you going to bowl with one?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh? Then I need to give it to you before
you unless you want to change in the lanes.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Do you wear anything under it?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I think that maybe we should because these haven't been washed.
I'm sorry, Oh you washed yours?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh no, no, I thought I didn't know if you
were asking if they've been watching.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No, they're in boxes. Yeah, I pulled this out yesterday.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I just don't want somebody to get some sort of rash. No.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I told you these are good quality. These are good quality.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
And people had asked about sizing.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh, I have medium, large and extra large. Okay, if
you're a double X or three X, I'm sorry, I
don't know what to get.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
So what size is this? That's an xl Oh, okay,
that's that's big. Yeah that No, you you swim in that?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
This is mine?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
No, No, that's mine. I'm gonna swim in that. Like
that's big.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Now have you ever worn a bowling shirt?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I wore bowling shirt when we bowled with some forty one.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Actually, I don't even know if I ever wore that thing.
I got it, but I.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Don't think i've ever so short answer, no, I've actually
never worn a bowling shirt.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Because I wasn't part of the show, but I was
there and I don't remember you wearing it.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
No, I've that being said.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I've never worn a bowling shirt I own I now
owned two bowling shirts.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
But you are committing to wearing this tonight.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh I don't know about that?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
What?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Why the well? Because I'm not bowling though.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
You don't want to be twinsies, Diane.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I would like to be a conjoined twin with you.
You're a team, but we're all.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Not that look weird if we don't all have it on.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Well, I hadn't really thought of that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Well, the other people, the other listeners who are coming
aren't bowling either, and they're getting one, and I would
hope maybe gonna put it on in support.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, but what if it doesn't match their fit? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
No, is that going to match my bowling shoes?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
What are you saving this for?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
The I guess what I'm saving that some for. Okay,
then I'll wear it. I'll wear it now.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Let me ask you, this is it bad luck? That
pictured on the back where it says Diane's once our
challenge there are seven pins being knocked down.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
The design the other three have already floored.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
There was room on the back.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah right, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Just don't want anyone to say that we set up
Diane to fail. What y'all did is has no bearing.
There's just been some accusations that we've put too much
pressure on you. We should put any pressure on Diane.
Woeing each roll.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Got it. I love the big thick vertical in the front.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I love the shirts. I think they came out awesome.
I think they came out awesome.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Now where did you find a bowling shirt? This supply
backer Haley from the pit, she's like aware of a
place that does these.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
See no, oh no, I mean she's been up sewing weeks. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
She did all the art, she did everything. But they
came out great. So again, Wall Supplies.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Last.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
If you're coming tonight, and I hope we do have
a great turnout, I really do. I'd love to see
a million people there tonight. If a million people show up,
I'm definitely not going to have enough shirts. But yes,
we will have bowling shirts. We will be there at
seven o'clock. We'll be at Uptown Alley right off two
eighty eight and three sixty in mid Lothian.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So hopefully we'll get a great turnout for tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
By the way, and I feel horrible that we have
not extended an invitation to some people. And I'm not
talking about Macy Moore's. If she's there, that's awesome. I
probably won't even notice.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But you know who, you know who?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
We should have invited an or extended an invitation to who.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Everybody at the PBA Mechanics all right, Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
The Professional Bowlers Association is headquartered right there.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
What if they're there scouting in secret?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I would love that. I would love that. Sure, you
know what? We need to take her on the tour? No?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
No, they just announced the schedule next year for the
Professional Bowlers Association PBA on Fox tour schedule. By the way,
you know what I didn't realize. Do you know what
viewership is for bowling on TV.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Through the roof?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yes? Yeah, I had no clue. I had zero clue.
And boy am I way off?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
What are some highlights on the schedule?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Well, obviously it's all going to start at the PBA
Delaware Classic. That's in Middletown, Delaware. Oh, Mid County Lanes.
They've done a nice job on that. The US Open
is in Indianapolis, Hi Taylor. Then there's the PBA Illinois Classic. Oh,
the Pete Weber Missouri Classic. Seems like they shove a
(08:26):
lot of it into the Midwest. There is Reno, a
hotbed of bowling.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Why not.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
The PBA Nevada Classic is.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
In Reno, and the PBA World Series of Bowling is
in Reno.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
The first here to the National Bowling Stadium in Reno
as iconic.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The National Championships, the Junior Nationals, Junior Natties is in Reno.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Write these down. You may be no attended.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
She's not I know the one that.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
They've asked for her Rena Arena, Reno a, Reno.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
No, you will be.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
At the PBA All Star Weekend. I go to the
NHL All Star Weekend. You will be going to the
PBA All Star Weekend That is in Wakesha, Waukeshaw.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Is that how you say it?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I got on the second try. Walk Walk Walk Walker.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah, it's fazzy.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, walk a Shaw Weekend, walk Ashaw All Star Weekend
in Walkashaw, Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
That is rough to say. That's where I have Diane going.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So again, anybody who's in Mechanicsville at the Professional Bowlers
Association we call that PBA h Q. Please more than welcome,
more than welcome, josh Am I going to line one.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I feel like I've addressed this. Hi Elliott the morning. Hey,
who's this? Yes, Jake, what can I do for you? Sir?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Hey, I was just wondering, is there a cover.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
For nobody should have to pay to see what Diane's
gonna do?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
No, there is no There is no cover for tonight.
Uh you are you are welcome to join us. I
look forward to seeing everybody there. But yeah, come on out.
I hope, I hope we see you. I appreciate everybody
sold the face.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Hey, smell it good. I will see you tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Also, and by the way, I think my phone has
been listening to the show just this week. Yeah, because
I'm getting a lot of bowling. Uh again, No, I'm
getting a lot of bowling stuff fed my way. Like,
did we know that there is a whole bowling movie
coming out?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Who's in it?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Isn't that?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
This Weekend The Gutter with Susan Sarandon. Susan Sarandon.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yes, Paul Riser, who, I gotta be honest, I didn't
even recognize it was Paul Riser.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
It looks funny, is Paul sheering it too that I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
It does look really good.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
It looks great.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
What are the reviews like? Fantastic? The Gutter the review
A phenom is born. It looks good. It looks really good.
The pantheon of great Bowling comedies is a very small one,
kingpinned by the Fairly Brothers and the Big Lebowski by
(11:20):
the Cohen Brothers.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
The Gutter may join them. The trailer is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Oh I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I had neither, Thank god, thank god?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
The uh push that?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, my phone was listening. The trailer looks pretty good though.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Darcy Cardon from The Good Places in it. But isn't
I thought Paul Scher was in it?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I mean the answer maybe yes. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
What kind of release though. Are we talking for this.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Theatrical? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Like, I don't think it's gonna be on ten thousand screens? Right, Yeah,
I don't know, but it looks pretty good. Oh, am,
I going here we go?
Speaker 4 (12:04):
We should have partnered with the studio, I.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Know you would think, well, that's why I need the PBA.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Hi Elliot in the morning, Hello Elliott, Oh Jonesy, I'm.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Sorry, Hey, what's going on? Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Happy bowling day. Oh my Jones will be with us tonight. Hey, jonesy,
are you going to coach from the side.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
From right next to Diane. I'll be right there with her. Yeah,
that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Like, I don't want to say handholding because I don't
want people to think you're throwing the ball.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
No God, but you will, no God, no God.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I want coaching, not taunting.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh, there'll be plenty of talking, encouraging enthusiasm. That's what
it's all about tonight.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Now, Jones, I don't know if you knew this, but
we all have to wear our bowling shirt tonight.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
They're not a ten out of ten.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
They're an axe Elliott, They're all Oh wait are they up?
Did you poe the shirts?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I am right now?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Oh very good.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, the shirts are or maybe you saw him in
the office yesterday, but the yeah did the bowling shirts?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Aren't they great? Jonesy? Amazing? These are These might be
my favorite shirts that we've ever had. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'd have to go through a long list of shirts,
but yeah, no, I like them. I like them.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I will pull one out for you so that you
may wear them. You know where a team is what
I've been told, So yes, you will have a bowling
shirt to wear with us.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Well, let me tell you. Last night I went out
for a little practice. The guy next to me bowl
of three hundred. I sent Tyler some pictures of it.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's a signed Diane.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
You're gonna do it? You got there?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Is this the same guy from the other day?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
No, this is a different guy.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
God wait, but just the other day you said when
that guy bowled to two ninety nine that you had
never seen anybody bowl of three hundred. And within a
week of saying that, you just saw somebody bowl of
three hundred.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It was crazy.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I was just there last night in Fairfax and.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I look over and he's doing it. I'm like, I'm
just gonna shut my mouth and see if this happens,
and damnage it didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Now, Jonesie, I know you're a big baseball guy. When
he's bowling and he's getting up to I don't know
how many frames are there ten when he starts getting
up to like frame seven and eight, do they treat
it like a starting pitcher who's got a no hitter,
where nobody talks to him, nobody pays him any attention
in the in the alleys exactly, just keep doing your thing,
(14:30):
don't bother the guy, let him roll. But do people gather,
like start to gather around to see if he's going
to do it?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
No, everyone was just looking off to the side, but
no one was going.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Over near him. What happened when he got three hundred.
I went over and shook his hand.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I was like, hot, damn sir, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Now conversely, for tonight, I want people gathered around, Diane,
waiting for that big strike. I want a big crowd,
and when that ball goes, what do we do, Tyler? Oh,
gout HERU and that. But but at the same time,
when there is the strike, I want eruption. I want
(15:14):
eruption tonight.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
It's gonna happen, Diane. You're gonna do it early. It's
gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Over under is about an hour and a half hour
forty five right now, Jesus Christ, that seems like a lifetime.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
It was three the what three hours? He said yesterday?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
It was three Oh, I'm sorry, Maybe I have it wrong,
maybe I was reading wrong.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, three hours. Yeah, it'll take about three hours. Dear God,
that's gonna feel like a lifetime.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Tell me.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
All right, jonesy, I will see you. Uh, I'll see
you this evening. I will pull out a bowling shirt
for you. See guy tonight. Hey you got a brother,
will see you there. And yes, Tyler.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
So they are posting now and people are asking how
much What do you mean how much for the bowling shirts?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Nothing, No, they're free. We sup Last Wall supplies last
Yeah no, no, no, no, no nothing.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I don't like charging. I don't like I like free.
I like making other people pay for things. So yeah,
bowling shirts are free.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I love them, you know.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
But Jones is going to look so natural in it? Yeah,
because and well.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yeah, well those are your two active bowlers.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
My jam.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
I have my new cactus jeck shirt. Maybe I'll have
the wanted poster.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Peek out of the top.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
So up to Oh, I had one other bowling thing.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I had one other bowling thing that was fed my
way and Diane, I'm with Jones.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
This is how you know this is karma.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Psychic hunting for missing girl makes stunning discovery after voice
told her look behind the bowling alley.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
What's this?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Just outside of Portland, Maine, a father has been looking
for his daughter since nineteen eighty six. Starting in two
thousand and four, he started meeting with this psychic and
he's like, listen, I don't know whether I believe it,
but you'll try anything. And the woman called him and said,
I just got a voice. And the voice said, go
(17:16):
look behind this bowling alley. Now listen, this goes back
to nineteen eighty six. I don't know that, Like, he
just wants closure, right, But she was like, this voice
came to me. It was so clear, and they said,
go look behind this bowling alley. And this guy again
nineteen eighty six. How many years is that is searching
(17:38):
for his daughter? Right? They went to the bowling alley
and sure as hell, they walked about one hundred yards
behind the bowling alley, they saw a jacket with what
looked like a stick sticking out of the arm.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Wasn't a stick, it was a bone.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh god, but there's the closure that he wanted.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Right, not really the it was somebody else's body.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
But but what but it does give you that way, No, no,
because it does give credence to the psychic.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Oh did itself? Another case?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
This is an odd way to promote the event tonight.
But they all your year. No, but I like I
like that story. No like the body was it?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Well the studio audience is supposed to say that.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
By fast money. Well I don't know. I know whose
body it Wasn't that one I can answer.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I feel bad for the family.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
But how about it?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
How about build up and let down?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Not, it'll be just like tonight. How about all this bullying.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Wrong? All right?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Tonight seven o'clock Uptown Alley in mid Lothian. We will
see everybody there. It's Diane's one strike challenge. I have
bowling shirts for you while supplies last.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Diane, don't like try to bedazzle it this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
No, don't swear it is. Yes, wear it as it is.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Don't start cutting the holes in it like it's your
jean's knees.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
You wear it as it is. It's already got the
slit on the side, right y.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yes, that's how it's supposed to be. For some give
exactly exactly
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