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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, who is this?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is Brian Kanarita out of aspern Virginia. I actually
bowl on the PBA tour.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Shut your mouth, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
So you are a professional bowler.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yes, like not. You get paid.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
That is your living. You are a paid professional bowler.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So Eye bowl part time where Eye bowl mostly on
the regional tour. The only way we make money is
by cashing by making match play cuts.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
What is what? I don't know what a match play
cut is.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So you have a qualifying round, rebowl certain amount of
games and then they cut the field to one third
of the field full the following day for match play.
Usually it's like head to head elimination, but if you
make it into the weekend, you get paid, kind of
like golf.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Dude, that's freaking awesome. How long have you been a
pro bowler?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Let's see, probably about twelve years now.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You sound so young to me.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm thirty three. I started when I was I got
my tour card when I was twenty, I believe, yeah,
I think it was twenty.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So let me ask you a couple of questions. I'm
sorry if I'm thrown off. I wasn't expecting an actual
professional bowler to call. So anyway, this Friday, we're heading
to Uptown Alley in mid Lothian, right, and Diane has
to bowl a strike. She's gonna have as long as
it takes until the place closes. But Diane, Diane doesn't bowl.
(01:39):
She's not like you should. How the average person could
just throw a ball down the lanes and get a strike.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
No disrespect to your sport.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Oh no, not at all. I mean that's absolutely true.
I mean the only thing I could tell her is,
you know, stand in the middle and just try to
throw it right down the middle. But the hell, yeah,
I mean, if you're just trying to if you're just
throwing with a regular house ball, throwing it straight. I
mean that's really the only thing you can do is
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just throw it down the middle as straight as you can.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Dian wants to use wants to use house ball? Ten
Does that sound good to you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I mean it's whatever is comfortable with Diane. I mean
it doesn't really when you're using a plastic ball, it
doesn't matter the weight as much. It's mostly what you're
you're gonna be comfortable with.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What about speed? Does she got a jacket down there?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I mean speed's definitely gonna help. If you throw it
super slow, it's gonna be most you know, it's gonna
have a much smaller chance of getting all the pins down.
So I mean, what I would try to do is
is focus on throwing it straight and if you can
get that down, just keep trying to throw it a
little harder until you're until you find that speed, you
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can throw it as hard as you can comfortably straight
down the middle. So I mean, that's really when it
comes to throwing a plastic ball off the rack. Just
going to the bowling alleys, that's really all you can
do unless you're unless you're getting bowling balls drilled for
you and and actually hooking the lane.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Let me just double check a ball. No, okay, Hey,
so question for you. Here's here's what I was really
looking for. Are you familiar with the name, and if
I mispronounce it, you'll correct me?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yesper or Jessper Svenson.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yes, yes, erst sentence.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Is he is he in the world of bowling? Is
he the is he the top of is he the
cream of the crop?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
He is definitely one of the best. He's had a
few off seasons, so I'd say he's kind of he's
dropped to probably like, you know, around fifteenth in the world,
but uh, I mean you're fifteenth in the world, so
it's still.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
So yesterday I'm watching the I have the I have
the TV on right, I have a special cable box
that I got from Timmy from Toronto, and I'm clicking
through and I'm going to the I go to the
guide to find the Commander's game and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And I notice on a network network television.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
The hold on. I'll tell you exactly what it is.
The Go Bowling Strike Derby is on. Yeah, so I
popped that on. Dude, have you ever seen that take place?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I've been there before.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh wait, have you been in the Strike Derby?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
No, I'm not that good. I'm not a regular in
the national Tour or anything, but I've actually been in
the stands and watched it.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It is ridiculous to watch. Does every Can you explain
to everybody it's on? By the way, this is on
national broadcast televisions and Fox? Yeah it was, Yeah, exactly,
it was on Fox because they didn't have they didn't
have a Lake, So on Fox going up against football
is the go Bowling Stripe Derby. It was ridiculous. And
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by the way, that that that guy that I was watching,
what's his name?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yes, yes, Pirus Vincent. He was ridiculous. Please explain to
Diane what the what the strike Derby is.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So strike Derby is. I believe they have two minutes
if I remember correctly, it might be a little less.
It's probably more like ninety seconds, I think. But you
have ninety seconds to throw as many strikes as you can.
You have two different lanes, so they're you know, going
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as fast as they can, running up to the line
throwing them. And I know when I was there, I
think EJ. Tacket had the most and I think he
got like fifteen strikes in a ninety seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And it is but it's it's exactly like you said
it is.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
There's two lanes, right, So Diane, let's pretend you're an
uptown alley and you have lane one in lane two.
And by the way, this answers what we want done. Yes,
Bert takes the ball and he bowls it down lane
one and then they see like it's a strike or
it's not a strike or whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
He doesn't wait for them to reset or anything.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
He then goes over to lane two while he's at
lane two, and he's doing this very quickly. While he's
at lane two throwing the ball, Lane one is being
all reset to all ten pins. He throws it down,
he gets eight, he gets nine, he gets ten, then
walks right back over to one, grabs his ball, and
he just so fast is going back and forth between
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one and two. That's what you're gonna be on Friday,
just the speed going back and forth and back and forth.
Now you're not in a derby, but you do want
to get it going.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Dude, more tensas to pull a strike?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Is it in person? Is it pretty wild to see?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, I mean the crowd is going crazy. A lot
of times. They hold those out in Maine. Maine is
kind of like, uh, it's kind of like our our
big stage. That crowd gets absolutely raality over there.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
So Maine, Maine is to bowling what Vegas is to
the World Series of Poker.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
At this point. Yeah, it wasn't like that until about,
uh probably eight years ago where they started holding events
there and the crowds there just insane. And now it's
just that's where we hold. That's where they hold the
PBA League at the end of the season. It's where
they usually hold the derby, anything like team related and stuff,
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that's usually where they're they're doing the thing. So, I
mean we when it comes to the regular tour, we're
traveling all around the around the country. But when it
comes to the big that big stuff, that's that's what
the big crowd is.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Dude, that's awesome. I wasn't expecting to talk to a
pro bowler. This is the most amazing thing. Yeah, no,
this is great. All right, very good. You've been very helpful.
Thank you, sir, Thank you my friend. Now face, hey,
smell it good. Don't let him down, Okay, don't let him.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
He said he saw fifteen and ninety seconds, right, but.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
He gave you the tips necessary to get your one right.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Throw it straight and then once I get it, get
it going straight. Then progressed to throwing it harder.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Well, you should start by throwing it straight and hard again, neat.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I haven't thrown a bowling ball in a bit.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But if you need to back off, then you back
off the velocity. But start what if you get a
bug bowl a strike on the first one, you don't
want it to be like, oh the ball went all
the way down there straight. But I just kind of
like just kind of like queefed it down the lane.
So now I got and nothing happens. I have you
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get some umph behind.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I know I will try my best.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
So is this strike derby?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
And it is ridiculous to see this.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Question probably would have been better for the bowler Brian. Yeah,
but I might be watched it, you may know. Is
it like an offshoot all star type event?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I only watched one guy do it, so I'm assuming
that there are several guys that are doing it. I
don't know how they get the bowlers who took part
in the in the strike derby.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Because it sounds pretty gimmicky, Like do traditional ten frame
guys hate this?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Maybe this is their home run derby, That's.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
What I'm saying. Like was this part of a bigger
weekend of events?
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I don't know. I just they had to be in Maine,
that's all I know. I mean Maine is the Maine
and mid Lothian those are the two peak areas for bowling.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Like tonight, are you going to see the broadcast of Okay,
that's what we know of bowling, That's what bowling looks like,
not this two lane, throw it down as fast as
possibly ninety seconds. That just it doesn't sound like bowling.
It sounds like just a fun.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, no, it's it's the home run derby.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
A thing to get eyeballs on the sport, but that
traditionalists would not.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Would say, like this isn't bowling, Like this is a gimmick. Whatever.
It was freaking awesome, And if there is something going
on tonight, I won't see it.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
What happened because we had this question with Diane as well,
because I don't know if the alley is gonna be willing,
so she threw it in the gutter. Give him two
lanes for Diane to make a full of herself when
the pins or reset? Did it after every bowl? Give
the bowler ten yesper? You said his name was, Did
he get ten pins every time?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Every time?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That ever?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
So he threw the ball down lane one. As he
went to lane two, there were ten pins up. When
he'd go back to one, literally seconds later, there were
ten fresh pins standing.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
So how did it work? Did you only see Yesper
or the other guys who were trying to like.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I only saw Yesper, I only saw yes?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Say? Were there are moments where that mechanism was still down,
but they had to like bull it almost slower to
get a roll off before time expired and hope the
mechanism went back up by the time the ball had depends.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
No, no, no, They seemed to know they knew what was
going on, Like I don't know. Listen, I don't know.
If I get to Uptown Alley and I go, hey,
we need this thing set up like we're doing a
strike derby, I don't know if that's it. I'm honestly
that's why Mike Jones is going so he can just
keep hitting the button. But are you gonna want to
go for speed?
Speaker 6 (11:31):
I'm trying to get his speed as in less than
three hours?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
No, no speed like roll roll.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
I don't think I think that's gonna make things roll roll?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Or are you gonna be like over the rack?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Uh got her? And then I got to wait three
minutes while you like like talk to the ball.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
I told you, I'm trying my best.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
I don't know if like me, trying to do it
super fast is gonna benefit me.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Don't fault. By the way, when the clock ran out,
because like like Brian said, there's time on the last ball, Yesper. Yeah,
he was like all the way back and just kind
of went huh. It just kind of rolled it down
the alley. He did not get a strike?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Why was he wasn't he couldn't get up to the line.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, he like picked up the ball and was like,
uh crap and just kind of let it go.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
So as long as you released before time expires, it
would count.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I mean, you're asking me about rules. I don't know,
but I'm gonna say, yes, look at these guys go.
They are ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
But it does seem like based on him saying, yes,
there's the fifteenth rank buller in the world or maybe
around there that Yesper does more than just strike Derby's.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Oh yeah, Oh he's a ten frame bowler. Remember just
the other day Jones saw somebody get to it two
ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I meant ask Brian if he's ever done it.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Hi, Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Hey, this is Bruce from La City.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
How you doing.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Hey, I'm doing great. What's going on dude?
Speaker 7 (13:13):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Man?
Speaker 8 (13:13):
I used to be a pinchaser. I was a guy
who sat in the back and fix the machines whenever
they got wonky. But each of those machines got twenty
one pins in them, so while there's a ten already down,
there's ten in the basket above and he got one extra.
So you know, it resets pretty quick and doesn't have
to wait for the pins. But we used to, we
used to. Diane needs help. I can go be a
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pinchaser there because you can walk out a little platform.
It goes out in front of the pins and it's
blocked by that big screen. It's got like the stars
on it.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Right.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
I could take a pin and chuck it down there
when any ball comes out and it just it comes
out of nowhere and it just wipes.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Them all out.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Now, I don't know that. I don't know. Listen Uptown
Alley has been fantastic. They have been great. I don't
know if they want me bringing my own pin chase
to come to the event.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
It's very kind of you to offer, but I don't
know that I need.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
If I show up with that, I have no idea
that they're going to accept it. What are we watching here?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
This is? Is this from the Derby Strike Derby with
three lanes being Oh Diane, look three, How tired are
these competitors?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Strike? That guy just got a strike. His name is Rash.
Oh you see the clock ticking down. He doesn't even
look to see.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
He's got ten. He's got nine strikes at this point,
and there's another one was ninety seconds.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
There's another one. See the velocity, Diane. Now remember he's
got hold. Look at him, Diane. Are you noticing his form?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Yes, he's not even looking very consistent?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Only got six there? What is what is Rash wearing that?
I think Diane should wear any race? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
What are you going to wear? That's what that guy?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Look at that he's running the ball went inside outside inside,
This is via boom, Diane. He's he's bowling hook. He's
also got that weird two handed role.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
But he's only got two lanes there? Or does he
have that third land available to him as well? You
know what he's missing? Absolutely? And you were in shorts.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Now you want you you want your legs, You want
your legs move? Oh, look you got the pit. Nine,
He got the Diana. Are you gonna celebrate like you
got to strike if you get nine? Who's this?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
This is tack it?
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Do you see him throw inside outside inside?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Oh, he's got the risk protector, he's got the risk protector.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Now he's in pants, but those pants look like they
have a lot of give Dane, what are you bullying?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
I haven't even thought about it.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Look at that kick. Look at that back laid kick.
Watch get it back it? Look at that thing.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Go the turning is the risk? No wonder he has
that support on goodness?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Are you bracing don't you?
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I don't have one?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Where am I going? Line two? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Hey, I saw the same thing like you did looking
for a game, didn't you bowling?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I started to laugh, thank you. Yes, it's hysterical.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
Because he was just throwing a ball. He never there
was no like real setup. It was like bam bam,
and my guy, I think he was first, was throwing
it before the bar came up the whole way because
he was trying to set the pace.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Oh so he was throwing before bar up. Interesting. Interesting, Diane,
I'd like you to tell me that you do not
want to throw the ball into the every birthday already.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Wait.
Speaker 9 (16:48):
Sorry, he had thirteen in a row and I thought, oh,
this is what you're looking for Friday night exactly. Yes,
he was thirteen in a row. Flocks coming down and
he would just start to throw it. Can we agree,
I mean left hand turns on.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
His oh, big hooks, big.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Throw to go to the left and coming.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yes, can we agree that if Diane throws a strike
on her first throw that it then turns into the
derby where she just keeps bowling and bowling and bowling.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
It's crazy, but don't you agree?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
It was like, and again I feel bad saying this
because I know that I have a professional bowler that
listens to the show. It looks ridiculous, but there's something
exciting about it.
Speaker 9 (17:33):
But as a kid, like there was that season where
you had to watch like bowling was on ABCU I
roll Sports, so you watched it absolutely and then you
see this, I'm like, why weren't they always doing this?
And we might have really liked it. We might all
be in a bowling alleys now, but you know we
saw them line up and throw right.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
No, I give you this, And they tried to walk
you through all of the like the the the the theory. Yeah,
just throw the f and ball, dude, and Hall asked
to the next lane.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It was great.
Speaker 9 (18:06):
The commentator, Yes, the commentator coudn't make the comment oh
his hammies are going to be burned tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
And I.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
Like, he's a professional athlete.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Okay, so come watch the Diane Strike derby. And by
the way, I you know this thing, Thank you, ma'am.
I guarantee you it pulled millions.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Now is there a reason I was gonna ask you,
is there a reason Fox put it up against football?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Counterprogramming. I mean you're gonna they're gonna throw a sport
against it.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
They don't always put a sport on there.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Sometimes a movie.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
They also probably have some commitment to the sport. So
with TBA, yeah, there's probably some commitment. It's like when
NBC sometimes shows the rodeo, like the bull riding.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
So do you think it was good promotion for bowling?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I think it was not. I think two things. Number one,
I think it was excellent for bowling. Now you're going
up against the Commander's game, so you didn't have as
many local eyes as you want. But I think a
lot of people were like, Diane's bowling on Friday. I'm
gonna watch this. I bet they put it on specifically
because of Diane's wont strike challenge.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Right, I'm gonna ask you the same question next Monday.
Do you think it was good for the sport?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Do you think, Diane? Do you think if there was
a commentator at Uptown Alley, he'd say, Diane's hammies are
going to be burning. She's gonna have flesh eating virus
in her thumb. I know that, Hi, Ellie at the morning,
are your thumbs taking you? Are your nails cut trimmed?
And I'd like you to figure out your attire for
the bowling. I think shorts is the way to go,
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Hi Elliot at the morning?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Hello, Hell yeah, hi?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yes, sir real quickly? What can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Just want to die into.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
A separal trick. The lighter the ball, it's going to
tend to bounce off the pin. It's the heavier the ball,
the pins will bounce off the ball.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah, I mean that's the immovable force against the unstoppable
whatever you know that's saying.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
I mean, I guess if I determine tens to light,
I could go up right.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I don't know that you can go down.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
No, that's not gonna if you're like gonna hold the
ball straight down and swing your arm, start with the
sixteen and.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Keep roy.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Jo.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
But do you under thank you, sir, Do you understand
what he's saying?
Speaker 5 (20:34):
The heavier ball is going to work in my favor?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yes, it's gonna blast those pins.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
That's why you want velocity. You want those You want
the pin.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You want the ball and the pins to work together.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
And don't the smaller weights. Don't the balls look comically tiny,
don't they They don't look like vulleyball.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Oh they almost look like nerves.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
They look like a duck pin ball for a birthday party.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
What for a ten?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
No, not a ten, I'm talking about much lower.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Oh yeah, no, no, do not. Don't embarrass yourself.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
I told you I'm starting with ten. Right, we'll see
what happened.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
That guy wants you to start with the sixteen.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
I think that's way too heavy.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
From tom My, sister in law blew out her nee
at a family bowling event one time. I highly recommend
wearing the brace. That's like, did you see the kid
who was going to do the game day field goal?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, at Indiana there's Diane.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
He blew out his like you know, they do the
field goal challenge for one hundred grand.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
This kid was warming up. He blew out his.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
ACL ready Diane, yep, are you watching?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
This? Is warm ups?
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Oh god?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
And now yeah, kid blew out his leg boom. You
know what I thought was nice though? Yeah, they offered
him then a but the replacement kicker one hundred and
fifty for himself and then one hundred and fifty for
that guy, and they gave him two chances and the
guy shanked both of them.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
How is the original participant doing?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. Once once once, uh,
once Kyle Schwarberg got on TV, I turned it off
and that was it. I don't need to watch that.
Where am I going? Line two? Thank you, Joshua, Hi,
Jellie in the morning. Hello, hello, Oh there we go, Yes, ma'am,
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real quick, what can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (22:30):
I just wanted to give Dianas a little headbit of
advice on Maryland.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Where are the where the knee and the arm brace? Oh?
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Rik, yeah, both.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
Of those, but just basic technique to at least get
the ball to go straight and towards the pen you want.
So if you look down on the lane, each pen
has an arrow lined up, so you can line your
foot in your right arm. I'm assuming you're righting handed,
so when you go up if you're wanting to get
a strike to the side and line your foot, your
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right foot and your right arm with that metal arrow
that's on the lane right if you look down.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Ma'am, I think it is. I think it is beautiful,
and I applaud you for calling to offer that advice.
I can promise you when we walk in on Friday,
that's not even gonna be in her head. She won't
even remember somebody called to give her advice, not at all.
Speaker 7 (23:24):
That's that's that's what I have to do to get
the pen that I'm looking forward to even get closed.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Hey, what that's all I got for?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
What weight ball are you using? What weight ball are
you using?
Speaker 10 (23:35):
I usually use like a ten if I go the
less power you have, the heavier Yeah, the heavier ball
you have, the better luck you're going to have getting
down more than just a couple of pins if you
can't throw it very hard.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Down.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I think a scot would be good. Like what should
Diane maybe scort? What do you wear?
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
What about a jumper? What about a jumper?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Well, she's got the sirt right.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
The well we do have Elliot in the morning bowling
shirts ma'am, what do you wear when you when you bowl?
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Well, I really don't bowl very often. But pants that
don't drag on the floor.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
And make sure you have good socks. Oh, good socks
to keep.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
The fungus outstre wicking.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, and you know micro mini would be would be
something good? All right, verry good, Thank you, ma'am. Remember
Friday night, yes, ber Diane Svencent, we'll be getting after
it all. Are welcome. We start at seven o'clock at
uptown Alley resumes. Do whatever we want. Diane's got some
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work to do. Hip son of a bitch.
Hi, who is this?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is Brian Kanarita out of aspern Virginia. I actually
bowl on the PBA tour.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Shut your mouth, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
So you are a professional bowler.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yes, like not. You get paid.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
That is your living. You are a paid professional bowler.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So Eye bowl part time where Eye bowl mostly on
the regional tour. The only way we make money is
by cashing by making match play cuts.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
What is what? I don't know what a match play
cut is.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So you have a qualifying round, rebowl certain amount of
games and then they cut the field to one third
of the field full the following day for match play.
Usually it's like head to head elimination, but if you
make it into the weekend, you get paid, kind of
like golf.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Dude, that's freaking awesome. How long have you been a
pro bowler?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Let's see, probably about twelve years now.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You sound so young to me.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm thirty three. I started when I was I got
my tour card when I was twenty, I believe, yeah,
I think it was twenty.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So let me ask you a couple of questions. I'm
sorry if I'm thrown off. I wasn't expecting an actual
professional bowler to call. So anyway, this Friday, we're heading
to Uptown Alley in mid Lothian, right, and Diane has
to bowl a strike. She's gonna have as long as
it takes until the place closes. But Diane, Diane doesn't bowl.
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She's not like you should. How the average person could
just throw a ball down the lanes and get a strike.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
No disrespect to your sport.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Oh no, not at all. I mean that's absolutely true.
I mean the only thing I could tell her is,
you know, stand in the middle and just try to
throw it right down the middle. But the hell, yeah,
I mean, if you're just trying to if you're just
throwing with a regular house ball, throwing it straight. I
mean that's really the only thing you can do is
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just throw it down the middle as straight as you can.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Dian wants to use wants to use house ball? Ten
Does that sound good to you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I mean it's whatever is comfortable with Diane. I mean
it doesn't really when you're using a plastic ball, it
doesn't matter the weight as much. It's mostly what you're
you're gonna be comfortable with.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What about speed? Does she got a jacket down there?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I mean speed's definitely gonna help. If you throw it
super slow, it's gonna be most you know, it's gonna
have a much smaller chance of getting all the pins down.
So I mean, what I would try to do is
is focus on throwing it straight and if you can
get that down, just keep trying to throw it a
little harder until you're until you find that speed, you
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can throw it as hard as you can comfortably straight
down the middle. So I mean, that's really when it
comes to throwing a plastic ball off the rack. Just
going to the bowling alleys, that's really all you can
do unless you're unless you're getting bowling balls drilled for
you and and actually hooking the lane.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Let me just double check a ball. No, okay, Hey,
so question for you. Here's here's what I was really
looking for. Are you familiar with the name, and if
I mispronounce it, you'll correct me?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yesper or Jessper Svenson.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yes, yes, erst sentence.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Is he is he in the world of bowling? Is
he the is he the top of is he the
cream of the crop?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
He is definitely one of the best. He's had a
few off seasons, so I'd say he's kind of he's
dropped to probably like, you know, around fifteenth in the world,
but uh, I mean you're fifteenth in the world, so
it's still.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
So yesterday I'm watching the I have the I have
the TV on right, I have a special cable box
that I got from Timmy from Toronto, and I'm clicking
through and I'm going to the I go to the
guide to find the Commander's game and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And I notice on a network network television.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
The hold on. I'll tell you exactly what it is.
The Go Bowling Strike Derby is on. Yeah, so I
popped that on. Dude, have you ever seen that take place?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I've been there before.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh wait, have you been in the Strike Derby?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
No, I'm not that good. I'm not a regular in
the national Tour or anything, but I've actually been in
the stands and watched it.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It is ridiculous to watch. Does every Can you explain
to everybody it's on? By the way, this is on
national broadcast televisions and Fox? Yeah it was, Yeah, exactly,
it was on Fox because they didn't have they didn't
have a Lake, So on Fox going up against football
is the go Bowling Stripe Derby. It was ridiculous. And
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by the way, that that that guy that I was watching,
what's his name?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yes, yes, Pirus Vincent. He was ridiculous. Please explain to
Diane what the what the strike Derby is.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So strike Derby is. I believe they have two minutes
if I remember correctly, it might be a little less.
It's probably more like ninety seconds, I think. But you
have ninety seconds to throw as many strikes as you can.
You have two different lanes, so they're you know, going
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as fast as they can, running up to the line
throwing them. And I know when I was there, I
think EJ. Tacket had the most and I think he
got like fifteen strikes in a ninety seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And it is but it's it's exactly like you said
it is.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
There's two lanes, right, So Diane, let's pretend you're an
uptown alley and you have lane one in lane two.
And by the way, this answers what we want done. Yes,
Bert takes the ball and he bowls it down lane
one and then they see like it's a strike or
it's not a strike or whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
He doesn't wait for them to reset or anything.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
He then goes over to lane two while he's at
lane two, and he's doing this very quickly. While he's
at lane two throwing the ball, Lane one is being
all reset to all ten pins. He throws it down,
he gets eight, he gets nine, he gets ten, then
walks right back over to one, grabs his ball, and
he just so fast is going back and forth between
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one and two. That's what you're gonna be on Friday,
just the speed going back and forth and back and forth.
Now you're not in a derby, but you do want
to get it going.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Dude, more tensas to pull a strike?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Is it in person? Is it pretty wild to see?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, I mean the crowd is going crazy. A lot
of times. They hold those out in Maine. Maine is
kind of like, uh, it's kind of like our our
big stage. That crowd gets absolutely raality over there.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
So Maine, Maine is to bowling what Vegas is to
the World Series of Poker.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
At this point. Yeah, it wasn't like that until about,
uh probably eight years ago where they started holding events
there and the crowds there just insane. And now it's
just that's where we hold. That's where they hold the
PBA League at the end of the season. It's where
they usually hold the derby, anything like team related and stuff,
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that's usually where they're they're doing the thing. So, I
mean we when it comes to the regular tour, we're
traveling all around the around the country. But when it
comes to the big that big stuff, that's that's what
the big crowd is.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Dude, that's awesome. I wasn't expecting to talk to a
pro bowler. This is the most amazing thing. Yeah, no,
this is great. All right, very good. You've been very helpful.
Thank you, sir, Thank you my friend. Now face, hey,
smell it good. Don't let him down, Okay, don't let him.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
He said he saw fifteen and ninety seconds, right, but.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
He gave you the tips necessary to get your one right.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Throw it straight and then once I get it, get
it going straight. Then progressed to throwing it harder.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Well, you should start by throwing it straight and hard again, neat.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I haven't thrown a bowling ball in a bit.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But if you need to back off, then you back
off the velocity. But start what if you get a
bug bowl a strike on the first one, you don't
want it to be like, oh the ball went all
the way down there straight. But I just kind of
like just kind of like queefed it down the lane.
So now I got and nothing happens. I have you
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get some umph behind.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I know I will try my best.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
So is this strike derby?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
And it is ridiculous to see this.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Question probably would have been better for the bowler Brian. Yeah,
but I might be watched it, you may know. Is
it like an offshoot all star type event?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I only watched one guy do it, so I'm assuming
that there are several guys that are doing it. I
don't know how they get the bowlers who took part
in the in the strike derby.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Because it sounds pretty gimmicky, Like do traditional ten frame
guys hate this?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Maybe this is their home run derby, That's.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
What I'm saying. Like was this part of a bigger
weekend of events?
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I don't know. I just they had to be in Maine,
that's all I know. I mean Maine is the Maine
and mid Lothian those are the two peak areas for bowling.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Like tonight, are you going to see the broadcast of Okay,
that's what we know of bowling, That's what bowling looks like,
not this two lane, throw it down as fast as
possibly ninety seconds. That just it doesn't sound like bowling.
It sounds like just a fun.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, no, it's it's the home run derby.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
A thing to get eyeballs on the sport, but that
traditionalists would not.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Would say, like this isn't bowling, Like this is a gimmick. Whatever.
It was freaking awesome, And if there is something going
on tonight, I won't see it.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
What happened because we had this question with Diane as well,
because I don't know if the alley is gonna be willing,
so she threw it in the gutter. Give him two
lanes for Diane to make a full of herself when
the pins or reset? Did it after every bowl? Give
the bowler ten yesper? You said his name was, Did
he get ten pins every time?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Every time?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That ever?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
So he threw the ball down lane one. As he
went to lane two, there were ten pins up. When
he'd go back to one, literally seconds later, there were
ten fresh pins standing.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
So how did it work? Did you only see Yesper
or the other guys who were trying to like.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I only saw Yesper, I only saw yes?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Say? Were there are moments where that mechanism was still down,
but they had to like bull it almost slower to
get a roll off before time expired and hope the
mechanism went back up by the time the ball had depends.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
No, no, no, They seemed to know they knew what was
going on, Like I don't know. Listen, I don't know.
If I get to Uptown Alley and I go, hey,
we need this thing set up like we're doing a
strike derby, I don't know if that's it. I'm honestly
that's why Mike Jones is going so he can just
keep hitting the button. But are you gonna want to
go for speed?
Speaker 6 (11:31):
I'm trying to get his speed as in less than
three hours?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
No, no speed like roll roll.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
I don't think I think that's gonna make things roll roll?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Or are you gonna be like over the rack?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Uh got her? And then I got to wait three
minutes while you like like talk to the ball.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
I told you, I'm trying my best.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
I don't know if like me, trying to do it
super fast is gonna benefit me.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Don't fault. By the way, when the clock ran out,
because like like Brian said, there's time on the last ball, Yesper. Yeah,
he was like all the way back and just kind
of went huh. It just kind of rolled it down
the alley. He did not get a strike?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Why was he wasn't he couldn't get up to the line.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, he like picked up the ball and was like,
uh crap and just kind of let it go.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
So as long as you released before time expires, it
would count.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I mean, you're asking me about rules. I don't know,
but I'm gonna say, yes, look at these guys go.
They are ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
But it does seem like based on him saying, yes,
there's the fifteenth rank buller in the world or maybe
around there that Yesper does more than just strike Derby's.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Oh yeah, Oh he's a ten frame bowler. Remember just
the other day Jones saw somebody get to it two
ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I meant ask Brian if he's ever done it.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Hi, Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Hey, this is Bruce from La City.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
How you doing.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Hey, I'm doing great. What's going on dude?
Speaker 7 (13:13):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Man?
Speaker 8 (13:13):
I used to be a pinchaser. I was a guy
who sat in the back and fix the machines whenever
they got wonky. But each of those machines got twenty
one pins in them, so while there's a ten already down,
there's ten in the basket above and he got one extra.
So you know, it resets pretty quick and doesn't have
to wait for the pins. But we used to, we
used to. Diane needs help. I can go be a
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pinchaser there because you can walk out a little platform.
It goes out in front of the pins and it's
blocked by that big screen. It's got like the stars
on it.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Right.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
I could take a pin and chuck it down there
when any ball comes out and it just it comes
out of nowhere and it just wipes.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Them all out.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Now, I don't know that. I don't know. Listen Uptown
Alley has been fantastic. They have been great. I don't
know if they want me bringing my own pin chase
to come to the event.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
It's very kind of you to offer, but I don't
know that I need.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
If I show up with that, I have no idea
that they're going to accept it. What are we watching here?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
This is? Is this from the Derby Strike Derby with
three lanes being Oh Diane, look three, How tired are
these competitors?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Strike? That guy just got a strike. His name is Rash.
Oh you see the clock ticking down. He doesn't even
look to see.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
He's got ten. He's got nine strikes at this point,
and there's another one was ninety seconds.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
There's another one. See the velocity, Diane. Now remember he's
got hold. Look at him, Diane. Are you noticing his form?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Yes, he's not even looking very consistent?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Only got six there? What is what is Rash wearing that?
I think Diane should wear any race? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
What are you going to wear? That's what that guy?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Look at that he's running the ball went inside outside inside,
This is via boom, Diane. He's he's bowling hook. He's
also got that weird two handed role.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
But he's only got two lanes there? Or does he
have that third land available to him as well? You
know what he's missing? Absolutely? And you were in shorts.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Now you want you you want your legs, You want
your legs move? Oh, look you got the pit. Nine,
He got the Diana. Are you gonna celebrate like you
got to strike if you get nine? Who's this?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
This is tack it?
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Do you see him throw inside outside inside?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Oh, he's got the risk protector, he's got the risk protector.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Now he's in pants, but those pants look like they
have a lot of give Dane, what are you bullying?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
I haven't even thought about it.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Look at that kick. Look at that back laid kick.
Watch get it back it? Look at that thing.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Go the turning is the risk? No wonder he has
that support on goodness?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Are you bracing don't you?
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I don't have one?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Where am I going? Line two? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Hey, I saw the same thing like you did looking
for a game, didn't you bowling?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I started to laugh, thank you. Yes, it's hysterical.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
Because he was just throwing a ball. He never there
was no like real setup. It was like bam bam,
and my guy, I think he was first, was throwing
it before the bar came up the whole way because
he was trying to set the pace.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Oh so he was throwing before bar up. Interesting. Interesting, Diane,
I'd like you to tell me that you do not
want to throw the ball into the every birthday already.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Wait.
Speaker 9 (16:48):
Sorry, he had thirteen in a row and I thought, oh,
this is what you're looking for Friday night exactly. Yes,
he was thirteen in a row. Flocks coming down and
he would just start to throw it. Can we agree,
I mean left hand turns on.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
His oh, big hooks, big.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Throw to go to the left and coming.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yes, can we agree that if Diane throws a strike
on her first throw that it then turns into the
derby where she just keeps bowling and bowling and bowling.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
It's crazy, but don't you agree?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
It was like, and again I feel bad saying this
because I know that I have a professional bowler that
listens to the show. It looks ridiculous, but there's something
exciting about it.
Speaker 9 (17:33):
But as a kid, like there was that season where
you had to watch like bowling was on ABCU I
roll Sports, so you watched it absolutely and then you
see this, I'm like, why weren't they always doing this?
And we might have really liked it. We might all
be in a bowling alleys now, but you know we
saw them line up and throw right.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
No, I give you this, And they tried to walk
you through all of the like the the the the theory. Yeah,
just throw the f and ball, dude, and Hall asked
to the next lane.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It was great.
Speaker 9 (18:06):
The commentator, Yes, the commentator coudn't make the comment oh
his hammies are going to be burned tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
And I.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
Like, he's a professional athlete.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Okay, so come watch the Diane Strike derby. And by
the way, I you know this thing, Thank you, ma'am.
I guarantee you it pulled millions.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Now is there a reason I was gonna ask you,
is there a reason Fox put it up against football?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Counterprogramming. I mean you're gonna they're gonna throw a sport
against it.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
They don't always put a sport on there.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Sometimes a movie.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
They also probably have some commitment to the sport. So
with TBA, yeah, there's probably some commitment. It's like when
NBC sometimes shows the rodeo, like the bull riding.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
So do you think it was good promotion for bowling?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I think it was not. I think two things. Number one,
I think it was excellent for bowling. Now you're going
up against the Commander's game, so you didn't have as
many local eyes as you want. But I think a
lot of people were like, Diane's bowling on Friday. I'm
gonna watch this. I bet they put it on specifically
because of Diane's wont strike challenge.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Right, I'm gonna ask you the same question next Monday.
Do you think it was good for the sport?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Do you think, Diane? Do you think if there was
a commentator at Uptown Alley, he'd say, Diane's hammies are
going to be burning. She's gonna have flesh eating virus
in her thumb. I know that, Hi, Ellie at the morning,
are your thumbs taking you? Are your nails cut trimmed?
And I'd like you to figure out your attire for
the bowling. I think shorts is the way to go,
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Hi Elliot at the morning?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Hello, Hell yeah, hi?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yes, sir real quickly? What can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Just want to die into.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
A separal trick. The lighter the ball, it's going to
tend to bounce off the pin. It's the heavier the ball,
the pins will bounce off the ball.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah, I mean that's the immovable force against the unstoppable
whatever you know that's saying.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
I mean, I guess if I determine tens to light,
I could go up right.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I don't know that you can go down.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
No, that's not gonna if you're like gonna hold the
ball straight down and swing your arm, start with the
sixteen and.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Keep roy.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Jo.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
But do you under thank you, sir, Do you understand
what he's saying?
Speaker 5 (20:34):
The heavier ball is going to work in my favor?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yes, it's gonna blast those pins.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
That's why you want velocity. You want those You want
the pin.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You want the ball and the pins to work together.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
And don't the smaller weights. Don't the balls look comically tiny,
don't they They don't look like vulleyball.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Oh they almost look like nerves.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
They look like a duck pin ball for a birthday party.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
What for a ten?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
No, not a ten, I'm talking about much lower.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Oh yeah, no, no, do not. Don't embarrass yourself.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
I told you I'm starting with ten. Right, we'll see
what happened.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
That guy wants you to start with the sixteen.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
I think that's way too heavy.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
From tom My, sister in law blew out her nee
at a family bowling event one time. I highly recommend
wearing the brace. That's like, did you see the kid
who was going to do the game day field goal?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, at Indiana there's Diane.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
He blew out his like you know, they do the
field goal challenge for one hundred grand.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
This kid was warming up. He blew out his.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
ACL ready Diane, yep, are you watching?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
This? Is warm ups?
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Oh god?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
And now yeah, kid blew out his leg boom. You
know what I thought was nice though? Yeah, they offered
him then a but the replacement kicker one hundred and
fifty for himself and then one hundred and fifty for
that guy, and they gave him two chances and the
guy shanked both of them.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
How is the original participant doing?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. Once once once, uh,
once Kyle Schwarberg got on TV, I turned it off
and that was it. I don't need to watch that.
Where am I going? Line two? Thank you, Joshua, Hi,
Jellie in the morning. Hello, hello, Oh there we go, Yes, ma'am,
(22:27):
real quick, what can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (22:30):
I just wanted to give Dianas a little headbit of
advice on Maryland.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Where are the where the knee and the arm brace? Oh?
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Rik, yeah, both.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
Of those, but just basic technique to at least get
the ball to go straight and towards the pen you want.
So if you look down on the lane, each pen
has an arrow lined up, so you can line your
foot in your right arm. I'm assuming you're righting handed,
so when you go up if you're wanting to get
a strike to the side and line your foot, your
(23:01):
right foot and your right arm with that metal arrow
that's on the lane right if you look down.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Ma'am, I think it is. I think it is beautiful,
and I applaud you for calling to offer that advice.
I can promise you when we walk in on Friday,
that's not even gonna be in her head. She won't
even remember somebody called to give her advice, not at all.
Speaker 7 (23:24):
That's that's that's what I have to do to get
the pen that I'm looking forward to even get closed.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Hey, what that's all I got for?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
What weight ball are you using? What weight ball are
you using?
Speaker 10 (23:35):
I usually use like a ten if I go the
less power you have, the heavier Yeah, the heavier ball
you have, the better luck you're going to have getting
down more than just a couple of pins if you
can't throw it very hard.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Down.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I think a scot would be good. Like what should
Diane maybe scort? What do you wear?
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
What about a jumper? What about a jumper?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Well, she's got the sirt right.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
The well we do have Elliot in the morning bowling
shirts ma'am, what do you wear when you when you bowl?
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Well, I really don't bowl very often. But pants that
don't drag on the floor.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
And make sure you have good socks. Oh, good socks
to keep.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
The fungus outstre wicking.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, and you know micro mini would be would be
something good? All right, verry good, Thank you, ma'am. Remember
Friday night, yes, ber Diane Svencent, we'll be getting after
it all. Are welcome. We start at seven o'clock at
uptown Alley resumes. Do whatever we want. Diane's got some
(24:39):
work to do. Hip son of a bitch.
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