January 16, 2026 • 20 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You have kids, Yes, sure you do.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
And when you were, when you were going through the
naming process of your of your of your how many
do you have?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
How many do you have?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I have two boys?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Two boys. Good for you, that's what I got.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hey, the you don't care the when you were naming them,
how picky were you and your wife about the name?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It was very easy. We were both in the wrestling
and we named both kids after wrestlers.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Okay, now Tyler is pushing me to ask.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Oh man, anyone right now should be curious as to
the names. This is an amazing look, we've fallen into it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And so and you said, both you and your wife
were into both into wrestling, Yes, sir, who all right?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Give me all right, give them to me, Give.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Him to me, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
So my oldest Austin, His name is Austin, okay. And
then I have and then I have Brockle for black.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
So you named your kids after stone Cold and brock Less.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
He said, stone cold? Steve as was like, you named
your kids stone cold?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
We wanted to well, we went with Austin.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So Austin and brock do they know that's who they
were named after?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And good. You know what, that's awesome. Good for you,
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And then one other question for you. Were you so
you you were.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Picky on the first name.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And I think that's true that most people would say
that they are picky unless you're dealing with like if
somebody's going to be a junior or third where it's
like everybody's been named Jack or whatever, and then you
just hand the name down.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It you're being picky, but it doesn't you know, you're
not going through name after name after name after name.
Did you have to be careful at all? Or were
you picky at all? I understand that you were choosing
from wrestlers, but to make sure that the first name
flowed well with the last name.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
You were kind of set on the names though. If
there was a girl there was gonna be status. Yes,
so we were. We were kind of set on it.
No matter what I got you, no.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Good for you.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
And our last name is Lesnar, so kind of all
worked out.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
He was gonna be Batista. The we was gonna walk
into in the kindergarten, tell them I'm Batista. Let it
be known.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
But no, I would say, I would say most people,
most people are very selective. And again, maybe maybe you
named him after wrestlers, right, and that was but you
still had to be selective as to which wrestlers now, Diane,
when you were naming Marley the did you did you?
And again, I'm not focused on the first name, but
did you make sure that the flow because you don't
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have to worry about the last name. The last name
is the last name. But you were you worried at
all about the flow into the last name?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Really?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I mean, it's Marley Grace.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I I just like the way that the two names
fit together, right, you know, Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And then into the last name. Yeah, middle name I'm
not really concerned.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
With, but first in the last because that's how you're
going to be addressed.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Nobody really addresses you using the middle name. And the
same thing.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm assuming that you were focused heavily on the first names,
but not so much of how it flowed into the
last name.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I mean, we thought about it, but the actual so
just to make sure it sounds so it didn't sound odd.
But you keep saying flow. I didn't really break down
the syllables in.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
The name because I felt bad. I was reading about
a couple.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Quincy and Zach's the that's the couples. Zach is the husband,
Quincy is the wife, and she's pregnant with their second kid.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Their first child, Capri. I like that name. That's cool.
Name Capri. They had no problems with.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So they're really heavily focused on what they're gonna name
the second kid.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So there's a lot of concern because some of the
names they liked.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
They were like, we just had to dismiss right off
the bat. Okay, because Quincy and Zach obviously their last
name is Cox, so they were, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Tell you.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Any synonym for penis, right. They're not worried about the
flow of the name.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh yeah, they are.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
They're worried about the middle school before the name.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, but that's the flow.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
You didn't do it all the time with the name
Sharon Peters.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Sharon Peters, by the way, they didn't eliminate Sharon from
their immediate dismissals names they didn't like for but which
they should now that you mentioned it, because I was
trying to think, like, what if they missed so obviously
they eliminated Eden. Oh yeah, they eliminated Holden.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
By the way, it's not just that last name.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It can they eliminated Harry.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Can be Johnson.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You no, nobody Johnson Like I get that there was
a whole T shirt line. I know they're big Johnson
t s that last name has to think about this,
it's not no.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I bet they don't. I bet they don't.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yes, the last name Dick would have to think about
this last right.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Now.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
We had a friend growing up who's I only knew
one dick. His name his first His first name was
Marty the so now, because we were immature, we referred
to him as Marty the party Dick. The more of
a space, it should have been Marty the party Dick,
but we referred to him as Marty the party Dick. So, yes,
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but his name flowed fine, The flow was fine. Marty
Dick doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Johnson. I don't think you get what you get.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Maybe if my last name was Johnson, I would agree,
But I don't feel like you get caught up on Johnson.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You should, he absolutely should. And again, it's not the flow,
it's the phrase.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
But that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It's the flow into it Eden and then Cox, that's
the flow.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, my last name is Johnson. I also don't want
that first name.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The again, I don't think. I don't think you worry
about that.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Wise you.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
There are people with these last names listening and they agree.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, so so we've got we've got Cox, We've got Dick,
we've got Johnson.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Peters, Peters.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh yeah, well again again, Oh that's a good one.
That's a good but we are that now. But again,
you know a lot of share. Okay, so the but
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what else? What else am I missing? What else am
I missing?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Are the last names or combos? I mean the most
popular one will be Johnson?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
No, I'm talking about in terms of oh yeah, there
are more people who have the last name Johnson than
the last name Courtney Cox.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Does she have a brother, I don't know, Harry.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
No way, no, there's no way that's true. It is
or it is, Oh my god, not only not okay,
So their parents didn't avoid it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
They leaned in.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Her father's name is that he's a junior.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Her brother, Courtney Cox's Brother's name is Richard Cox Junior.
Her dad was like, I'm not the only one who's
gonna get nailed with the double.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
There's a sister named Dottie.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
What kind of std you got, Dotty Cox.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
There's also Virginia.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I like that name. I've always liked that name. Man
Richard Cox.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I would hate my parents.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
That's a rough that's Diane said. Just that's a double
that's a double school. I don't think you escaped that
your whole life now, No, never, first day of work.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh my god, I would go off. I would go off.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
And isn't Richard Like think about when you're a kid,
is it Richard?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Like for example, you had friends that were Bobby's.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
But I don't know if you knew that they were
Robert Robert and vice versa. But as a kid, you
learned Dick and Richard like that, Like you knew that,
Like you may have learned that in kindergarten Bobby and
Robert Man not so much, but you you knew the
second you could go, oh, Richard, you knew boy Richard
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Cox Junior. Oh, line three, Hi, Elliot the morning.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Hi is this me?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yes? I don't even know what you're calling me about,
but go ahead.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Well it's so it's so funny because when you started
talking about this story, it immediately hit me. I'm like, well,
my last name was Cox. So I'm like, we had
that exact problem. I mean, we had to go through
all the names and try to figure out and he
was like, oh, yeah, it was the boy Harry for sure.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You know.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
And he's like, because my last name I had he
was my first husband. So we're divorced. But but he says,
the shame your last name wasn't long because that would.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
So wait a minute, so what did you.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
But the best part is when I divorced him, of
course I dropped the last name and people were like, oh,
so you got rid of it. I said, yeah, I
wanted to get got chopped off the cocks.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
The good for you.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Hey, so I have to ask what was the how
many how many kids did you and mister.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Cox have two?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Two girls?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I'm assuming you didn't go with Eden sharing he wanted Anita.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
I was like, I don't think so. And then it
was so funny because our youngest, when she was like
in elementary school, she came home crying one day and
we're like, what's wrong, and she do.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
You know what our last name means?
Speaker 7 (10:45):
And I was like, no, it doesn't mean that.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I would have played dumb. No, I don't I have
no idea. What have you heard?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
It's Vea's mom.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
I'm like, no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
No, it's not it's not the all right, very good,
very good. I appreciate it, Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I lied. I do kind of like the idea of
embracing it.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Oh like Courtney Cox's brother.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, but like Anita is funny, Like that's funny.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yes, from Instagram. I always wanted a son named Holden
until I married a Johnson.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Now I haven't.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Growing up, I had a friend named Holden, but he
didn't have like a.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Fun like uh like like anatomy last name.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Tushy, tushy, you know a lot of Tushi's. No, just sniff,
really the no. But there's gotta be somebody with the
last name Tushy. Hi Elliott in the morning, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Hi, who's this?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
This is Heather Wang.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
She's fine, Yeah no, but I know she's got kids.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
So thankfully, you know, my husband's sitting next to me. Faithfully,
we don't have any kids together. But we just got
married a year ago. And every time I go to
a doctor's appointment or something, you know, people I stand
they say Heather Wang, and I stand up, and they're
looking for an Asian person and I'm as white as
she can be.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Hey, did your like, like, did your where did your
husband grow up?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Minnesota?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh? The I bet he was the only one in
his class.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Yeah, So we met at work and I remember everybody
looking around for a Darren Wing and they were looking
for an Asian guy. And he goes like, uh, I'm
durn Wan.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
How do you end up with the last name Wing?
Is he Asian?
Speaker 6 (12:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Adopted? No, I'm being honest, what a horrible thing. I
feel like I sound racist.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
The I don't know, I know, I don't know if
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
A non Asian Wang?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Right exactly?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
But like growing up as a kid, did he was
it just NonStop?
Speaker 9 (13:25):
Was it?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (13:27):
For me and my sister.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Oh what was her name? What was her name?
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
My gosh, Shannon?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh shit? Oh oh I'm sorry I thought you said
Sharon Sharon Wang.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, she's a she's a famous tattoo artist and play
of Maryland.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh wow, that's cool. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Hey, can I can I ask you this? And I
hate to, I hate to. I hate to focus so
heavily on it.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Have you met other non Asian Wangs?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
No? No, sir, I have not okay.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Very good, thank you. Good. It's not just me, all right,
very good, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So family, Hey, yeah, how many how many generations of
Wangs are there?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
How many bully?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Just one?
Speaker 6 (14:15):
No, it's like four.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh the yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Don't listen. Don't let her boss you around. Don't let
her push around the Wangs. All right, very good, very good,
Thank you guys, Thank you. Wow, that's amazing. Line seven,
Hi Elliott in.
Speaker 10 (14:30):
The morning, Hi, good morning, How are you good?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Mine's a little more PG than all the other ones.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
But when we are pregnant with my daughter, we both
really like the name Ella, but our last name is Fenton,
and it sounds like elephant, like elephants, so we were like,
she's probably gonna get bullied or something, so we decided
not to name her that.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You know what, You're right, it is it is. It
is much more PG than Johnson did Wang. But that
is that is a case where I hear you you
gotta be you gotta be a little bit careful.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What did you end up going with? A?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, that's all right, that's good. That's good, all right,
very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, Hi,
yelled the morning.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Hey, yeah, Hi, who's this Hey?
Speaker 8 (15:29):
This is Max. Yes, sir, I got I got a
good name for you. My grandfather his name was Richard
Danglar and it was crazy because back in the day
he would buy Dick. It was pretty more common, you know,
nickname Dick Danglar.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Is that not?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yes, that's great though. That one's good. That's really good.
Thank you dude. By the way, are there none for women? Yes?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
There definitely are.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
You went through them. Sharon Anita No no no last name,
last last name, Ken B.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Cox Johnson the no no no, but but I'm sorry
for like a female organ or or like there's Floris
the Okay, that's a first.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Name, Diane, that's a first name.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Somebody had message that they went to school with a
I don't know how they pronounced it.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh, give me the spelling, Give me the spelling.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
It was p U s E y.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Excuse me, it.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Is yes, thank you. Did you see the accent mark?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
A lot of correcting, a lot of no school must
have been it is correct.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
You know, you think a teacher is going to they
may have said the wrong pronunciation, but they're not going
with what you want.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
To say no, go teacher is saying.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Anything, but yes, not me. I'm in front of your
sub All right.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Let's go through the Let's go through the list. Where
is first name Anita? Awkward spelling, but is it pussy?
Oh it's pousse, My apologies.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Hi Elliott in the morning, Elliott, Yes, sir, Yeah. So
I was basically training, uh years ago, and that got
next to me. His last name was spelled p u
s eu y, so you can only imagine what the
t I's had fun with it and was pronounced pusy
with a hard u. In any time his name got
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brought up because his bunk was next to mine, I
was like, oh, come on, man, do not get in
trouble because you're gonna go attention. And every day it was.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
An issue.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
And I would bet a thank you dude.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
You know, they never tried to correct themselves, not until
we got out of basic, likee seven, Hi.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Hey, so this doesn't really have anything to do with
the flow of a name, but I went to high
school and her last name was glass Cock.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
By the way, I never never thought of that. But
like anybody with the name, Hancock deals with.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
It or has to think about it.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, I'm trying to think. Did we know a well,
there's glass. I want to say my kids went to
school with a woodcock.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, any one of those over in Rock, especially now
kids in high school.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Amen, funny?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
All right, very good, Yes, Tyler, I've got another PG
one for you.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh I like those. That's good. Oh.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Well, first, a lot of people mentioning the last name Wiener.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh, dn't even think of that. That's good, that's good.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
But the PG one. My aunt married someone with the
last name of Chin. They had a son and named
him Noah.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
You pray.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
For those angles on the face. Yeah, that better be
a good looking kid and not a sunken lower half
of the countenance.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh lyne one. Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Hey Elliott, Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 9 (19:40):
So in high school I was wearing a Semon shirt
and my last name is Johnson, and one of my
classmates said, hey, Johnson, you got semen on your back.
My mom's first name is Sharon and her last name
is Johnson.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
So all right, very good, very good, all right, one more,
one more, Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Elly, how you doing good?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Good?
Speaker 8 (20:12):
So you're you're asked about names that work for the
female anatomy, but you forgot your your favorite, buddy, Mike Litteris.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Oh that's a great one. That's a great one.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Absolutely all right, very good, very good, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Same first name, but a lot of others mentioning the
the Hunt last name as well.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Oh yeah, well that's that. Yeah, that makes sense. That
makes sense
Speaker 4 (20:40):
You, I mean, if you really are dead set on
naming a kid Michael, Yeah, you got to think about
that last name because it's instantly my when you shorten
it to Mike, right,
You have kids, Yes, sure you do.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
And when you were, when you were going through the
naming process of your of your of your how many
do you have?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
How many do you have?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I have two boys?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Two boys. Good for you, that's what I got.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hey, the you don't care the when you were naming them,
how picky were you and your wife about the name?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It was very easy. We were both in the wrestling
and we named both kids after wrestlers.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Okay, now Tyler is pushing me to ask.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Oh man, anyone right now should be curious as to
the names. This is an amazing look, we've fallen into it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And so and you said, both you and your wife
were into both into wrestling, Yes, sir, who all right?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Give me all right, give them to me, Give.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Him to me, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
So my oldest Austin, His name is Austin, okay. And
then I have and then I have Brockle for black.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
So you named your kids after stone Cold and brock Less.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
He said, stone cold? Steve as was like, you named
your kids stone cold?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
We wanted to well, we went with Austin.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So Austin and brock do they know that's who they
were named after?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And good. You know what, that's awesome. Good for you,
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And then one other question for you. Were you so
you you were.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Picky on the first name.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And I think that's true that most people would say
that they are picky unless you're dealing with like if
somebody's going to be a junior or third where it's
like everybody's been named Jack or whatever, and then you
just hand the name down.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It you're being picky, but it doesn't you know, you're
not going through name after name after name after name.
Did you have to be careful at all? Or were
you picky at all? I understand that you were choosing
from wrestlers, but to make sure that the first name
flowed well with the last name.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
You were kind of set on the names though. If
there was a girl there was gonna be status. Yes,
so we were. We were kind of set on it.
No matter what I got you, no.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Good for you.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
And our last name is Lesnar, so kind of all
worked out.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
He was gonna be Batista. The we was gonna walk
into in the kindergarten, tell them I'm Batista. Let it
be known.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
But no, I would say, I would say most people,
most people are very selective. And again, maybe maybe you
named him after wrestlers, right, and that was but you
still had to be selective as to which wrestlers now, Diane,
when you were naming Marley the did you did you?
And again, I'm not focused on the first name, but
did you make sure that the flow because you don't
(02:56):
have to worry about the last name. The last name
is the last name. But you were you worried at
all about the flow into the last name?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Really?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I mean, it's Marley Grace.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I I just like the way that the two names
fit together, right, you know, Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And then into the last name. Yeah, middle name I'm
not really concerned.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
With, but first in the last because that's how you're
going to be addressed.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Nobody really addresses you using the middle name. And the
same thing.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm assuming that you were focused heavily on the first names,
but not so much of how it flowed into the
last name.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I mean, we thought about it, but the actual so
just to make sure it sounds so it didn't sound odd.
But you keep saying flow. I didn't really break down
the syllables in.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
The name because I felt bad. I was reading about
a couple.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Quincy and Zach's the that's the couples. Zach is the husband,
Quincy is the wife, and she's pregnant with their second kid.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Their first child, Capri. I like that name. That's cool.
Name Capri. They had no problems with.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So they're really heavily focused on what they're gonna name
the second kid.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So there's a lot of concern because some of the
names they liked.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
They were like, we just had to dismiss right off
the bat. Okay, because Quincy and Zach obviously their last
name is Cox, so they were, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Tell you.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Any synonym for penis, right. They're not worried about the
flow of the name.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh yeah, they are.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
They're worried about the middle school before the name.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, but that's the flow.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
You didn't do it all the time with the name
Sharon Peters.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Sharon Peters, by the way, they didn't eliminate Sharon from
their immediate dismissals names they didn't like for but which
they should now that you mentioned it, because I was
trying to think, like, what if they missed so obviously
they eliminated Eden. Oh yeah, they eliminated Holden.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
By the way, it's not just that last name.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It can they eliminated Harry.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Can be Johnson.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You no, nobody Johnson Like I get that there was
a whole T shirt line. I know they're big Johnson
t s that last name has to think about this,
it's not no.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I bet they don't. I bet they don't.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yes, the last name Dick would have to think about
this last right.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Now.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
We had a friend growing up who's I only knew
one dick. His name his first His first name was
Marty the so now, because we were immature, we referred
to him as Marty the party Dick. The more of
a space, it should have been Marty the party Dick,
but we referred to him as Marty the party Dick. So, yes,
(06:01):
but his name flowed fine, The flow was fine. Marty
Dick doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Johnson. I don't think you get what you get.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Maybe if my last name was Johnson, I would agree,
But I don't feel like you get caught up on Johnson.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You should, he absolutely should. And again, it's not the flow,
it's the phrase.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
But that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It's the flow into it Eden and then Cox, that's
the flow.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, my last name is Johnson. I also don't want
that first name.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The again, I don't think. I don't think you worry
about that.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Wise you.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
There are people with these last names listening and they agree.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, so so we've got we've got Cox, We've got Dick,
we've got Johnson.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Peters, Peters.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh yeah, well again again, Oh that's a good one.
That's a good but we are that now. But again,
you know a lot of share. Okay, so the but
(07:09):
what else? What else am I missing? What else am
I missing?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Are the last names or combos? I mean the most
popular one will be Johnson?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
No, I'm talking about in terms of oh yeah, there
are more people who have the last name Johnson than
the last name Courtney Cox.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Does she have a brother, I don't know, Harry.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
No way, no, there's no way that's true. It is
or it is, Oh my god, not only not okay,
So their parents didn't avoid it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
They leaned in.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Her father's name is that he's a junior.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Her brother, Courtney Cox's Brother's name is Richard Cox Junior.
Her dad was like, I'm not the only one who's
gonna get nailed with the double.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
There's a sister named Dottie.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
What kind of std you got, Dotty Cox.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
There's also Virginia.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I like that name. I've always liked that name. Man
Richard Cox.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I would hate my parents.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
That's a rough that's Diane said. Just that's a double
that's a double school. I don't think you escaped that
your whole life now, No, never, first day of work.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh my god, I would go off. I would go off.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
And isn't Richard Like think about when you're a kid,
is it Richard?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Like for example, you had friends that were Bobby's.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
But I don't know if you knew that they were
Robert Robert and vice versa. But as a kid, you
learned Dick and Richard like that, Like you knew that,
Like you may have learned that in kindergarten Bobby and
Robert Man not so much, but you you knew the
second you could go, oh, Richard, you knew boy Richard
(09:19):
Cox Junior. Oh, line three, Hi, Elliot the morning.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Hi is this me?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yes? I don't even know what you're calling me about,
but go ahead.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Well it's so it's so funny because when you started
talking about this story, it immediately hit me. I'm like, well,
my last name was Cox. So I'm like, we had
that exact problem. I mean, we had to go through
all the names and try to figure out and he
was like, oh, yeah, it was the boy Harry for sure.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You know.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
And he's like, because my last name I had he
was my first husband. So we're divorced. But but he says,
the shame your last name wasn't long because that would.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
So wait a minute, so what did you.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
But the best part is when I divorced him, of
course I dropped the last name and people were like, oh,
so you got rid of it. I said, yeah, I
wanted to get got chopped off the cocks.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
The good for you.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Hey, so I have to ask what was the how
many how many kids did you and mister.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Cox have two?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Two girls?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I'm assuming you didn't go with Eden sharing he wanted Anita.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
I was like, I don't think so. And then it
was so funny because our youngest, when she was like
in elementary school, she came home crying one day and
we're like, what's wrong, and she do.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
You know what our last name means?
Speaker 7 (10:45):
And I was like, no, it doesn't mean that.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I would have played dumb. No, I don't I have
no idea. What have you heard?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
It's Vea's mom.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
I'm like, no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
No, it's not it's not the all right, very good,
very good. I appreciate it, Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I lied. I do kind of like the idea of
embracing it.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Oh like Courtney Cox's brother.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, but like Anita is funny, Like that's funny.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yes, from Instagram. I always wanted a son named Holden
until I married a Johnson.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Now I haven't.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Growing up, I had a friend named Holden, but he
didn't have like a.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Fun like uh like like anatomy last name.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Tushy, tushy, you know a lot of Tushi's. No, just sniff,
really the no. But there's gotta be somebody with the
last name Tushy. Hi Elliott in the morning, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Hi, who's this?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
This is Heather Wang.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
She's fine, Yeah no, but I know she's got kids.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
So thankfully, you know, my husband's sitting next to me. Faithfully,
we don't have any kids together. But we just got
married a year ago. And every time I go to
a doctor's appointment or something, you know, people I stand
they say Heather Wang, and I stand up, and they're
looking for an Asian person and I'm as white as
she can be.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Hey, did your like, like, did your where did your
husband grow up?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Minnesota?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh? The I bet he was the only one in
his class.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Yeah, So we met at work and I remember everybody
looking around for a Darren Wing and they were looking
for an Asian guy. And he goes like, uh, I'm
durn Wan.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
How do you end up with the last name Wing?
Is he Asian?
Speaker 6 (12:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Adopted? No, I'm being honest, what a horrible thing. I
feel like I sound racist.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
The I don't know, I know, I don't know if
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
A non Asian Wang?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Right exactly?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
But like growing up as a kid, did he was
it just NonStop?
Speaker 9 (13:25):
Was it?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (13:27):
For me and my sister.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Oh what was her name? What was her name?
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
My gosh, Shannon?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh shit? Oh oh I'm sorry I thought you said
Sharon Sharon Wang.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, she's a she's a famous tattoo artist and play
of Maryland.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh wow, that's cool. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Hey, can I can I ask you this? And I
hate to, I hate to. I hate to focus so
heavily on it.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Have you met other non Asian Wangs?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
No? No, sir, I have not okay.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Very good, thank you. Good. It's not just me, all right,
very good, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So family, Hey, yeah, how many how many generations of
Wangs are there?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
How many bully?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Just one?
Speaker 6 (14:15):
No, it's like four.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh the yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Don't listen. Don't let her boss you around. Don't let
her push around the Wangs. All right, very good, very good,
Thank you guys, Thank you. Wow, that's amazing. Line seven,
Hi Elliott in.
Speaker 10 (14:30):
The morning, Hi, good morning, How are you good?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Mine's a little more PG than all the other ones.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
But when we are pregnant with my daughter, we both
really like the name Ella, but our last name is Fenton,
and it sounds like elephant, like elephants, so we were like,
she's probably gonna get bullied or something, so we decided
not to name her that.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You know what, You're right, it is it is. It
is much more PG than Johnson did Wang. But that
is that is a case where I hear you you
gotta be you gotta be a little bit careful.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What did you end up going with? A?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, that's all right, that's good. That's good, all right,
very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, Hi,
yelled the morning.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Hey, yeah, Hi, who's this Hey?
Speaker 8 (15:29):
This is Max. Yes, sir, I got I got a
good name for you. My grandfather his name was Richard
Danglar and it was crazy because back in the day
he would buy Dick. It was pretty more common, you know,
nickname Dick Danglar.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Is that not?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yes, that's great though. That one's good. That's really good.
Thank you dude. By the way, are there none for women? Yes?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
There definitely are.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
You went through them. Sharon Anita No no no last name,
last last name, Ken B.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Cox Johnson the no no no, but but I'm sorry
for like a female organ or or like there's Floris
the Okay, that's a first.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Name, Diane, that's a first name.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Somebody had message that they went to school with a
I don't know how they pronounced it.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh, give me the spelling, Give me the spelling.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
It was p U s E y.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Excuse me, it.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Is yes, thank you. Did you see the accent mark?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
A lot of correcting, a lot of no school must
have been it is correct.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
You know, you think a teacher is going to they
may have said the wrong pronunciation, but they're not going
with what you want.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
To say no, go teacher is saying.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Anything, but yes, not me. I'm in front of your
sub All right.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Let's go through the Let's go through the list. Where
is first name Anita? Awkward spelling, but is it pussy?
Oh it's pousse, My apologies.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Hi Elliott in the morning, Elliott, Yes, sir, Yeah. So
I was basically training, uh years ago, and that got
next to me. His last name was spelled p u
s eu y, so you can only imagine what the
t I's had fun with it and was pronounced pusy
with a hard u. In any time his name got
(17:47):
brought up because his bunk was next to mine, I
was like, oh, come on, man, do not get in
trouble because you're gonna go attention. And every day it was.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
An issue.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
And I would bet a thank you dude.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
You know, they never tried to correct themselves, not until
we got out of basic, likee seven, Hi.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Hey, so this doesn't really have anything to do with
the flow of a name, but I went to high
school and her last name was glass Cock.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
By the way, I never never thought of that. But
like anybody with the name, Hancock deals with.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
It or has to think about it.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, I'm trying to think. Did we know a well,
there's glass. I want to say my kids went to
school with a woodcock.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, any one of those over in Rock, especially now
kids in high school.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Amen, funny?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
All right, very good, Yes, Tyler, I've got another PG
one for you.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh I like those. That's good. Oh.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Well, first, a lot of people mentioning the last name Wiener.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh, dn't even think of that. That's good, that's good.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
But the PG one. My aunt married someone with the
last name of Chin. They had a son and named
him Noah.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
You pray.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
For those angles on the face. Yeah, that better be
a good looking kid and not a sunken lower half
of the countenance.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh lyne one. Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Hey Elliott, Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 9 (19:40):
So in high school I was wearing a Semon shirt
and my last name is Johnson, and one of my
classmates said, hey, Johnson, you got semen on your back.
My mom's first name is Sharon and her last name
is Johnson.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
So all right, very good, very good, all right, one more,
one more, Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Elly, how you doing good?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Good?
Speaker 8 (20:12):
So you're you're asked about names that work for the
female anatomy, but you forgot your your favorite, buddy, Mike Litteris.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Oh that's a great one. That's a great one.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Absolutely all right, very good, very good, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Same first name, but a lot of others mentioning the
the Hunt last name as well.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Oh yeah, well that's that. Yeah, that makes sense. That
makes sense
Speaker 4 (20:40):
You, I mean, if you really are dead set on
naming a kid Michael, Yeah, you got to think about
that last name because it's instantly my when you shorten
it to Mike, right,
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