April 29, 2026 ⢠19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, what's not being money?
Speaker 3 (00:03):
How are we doing?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good? Who's this is this?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Chris up in Havingdon, Maryland?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh? Very good? Chris? Are you am? Are you a hiker?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm like a rogue hiker. I kind of just find
woods and just hit it. But I'm actually in the
woods as we speak with the dogs, doing a little hike.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
So are you really?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I am? What am? What do you? What do you
do for a living that you can go hiking at
a thirty in the morning?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
A sales job? So I've got the AirPods in you know.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Good free couple calls doing that.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Yeah, no, that's awesome. That's awesome. Hey, so let me
let me ask you this. And you said you're a
rogue hiker. I'm not sure I know exactly what that is.
I don't know that it matters. Are you do you?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Are you married? I am? Yes? Is your wife a hiker?
Speaker 6 (00:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Not at all? Oh the opposite.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm looking an outdoor as the type person and she's
not that.
Speaker 7 (00:54):
She's like hates bugs.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
And printers and whatnot. And on the opposite, Can I
ask you this?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
And I was gonna ask, like if your wife was
a hiker, I guess the question would have gone the
other way. But as as a hiker, do you have
a desire Do you have a desire to have sex
outside while hiking?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's been done in the past, not necessarily on a hike,
but yeah, sure, I'm open to it. I wouldn't say
there's an overwhelming desire, but but you've done it, yeah, not.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Necessarily on a hike, but outside.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yes, right on, right on?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Would you say, would you say most hikers have had
sex outside?
Speaker 8 (01:42):
Maybe you're like avid couple hyper hikers that are like
going all over the country and doing that kind of
thing to the national parts. Yeah, I'm sure I don't
know about all of them, but I'm sure a decent amount.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I think that number is high. I think that I'm
gonna put it at seventy percent. Seventy I think that
numbers high. I think that numbers high.
Speaker 9 (01:58):
But is he saying that he thinks so that's the
case just because they're out in nature so much. It's
not so much that they want to be out in
nature having sex, they're just in nature having sex.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I mean, I guess it's going to depend on the person.
But he agree with Tyler, probably just the frequency that
they're outdoors, the chances of that happening are probably higher.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Right, So you're chicken her egging me? Here is what
you're doing your chest? Am?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I do I I want to have sex outside? Therefore
I become a hiker or I'm a hiker and I
want to have sex out outside.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
The that would be me. I didn't car home. Who cares?
But you've had.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Sex non uh non sexual.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But on one of my hikes, I bring my almost
three year old daughter out with me, she picked up
a four foot rat snake.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I thought it was a stick.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
She goes, look, daddy, look at this, and then she's
holding up, literally from the belly, a four foot rap snake.
It was so cold it down, like slowly puts it down.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I would just walk towards me.
Speaker 10 (03:02):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I would have screamed that kept my kid would have
flung it. I would have been screaming so loud, so funny.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
All right, dude, I love you, Hey, appreciate it, Love
you too, Thank you, sir Mie five.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So is that is that?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Hold on, hi, JOLLI the morning.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Who's es?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
This is Shawn from Annapolis.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Hey, Sean, how are you? Are you a big hiker?
Speaker 6 (03:25):
My wife and I are about an hour away from
Harper's Ferry, where we're gonna start forty miles of the
Appalachian Trail.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Are you really right now?
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I'm the guy who called a couple of months ago
and brought up the poop shovel.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh yes, okay, sure, sure? Hey? So can I Is
your wife in the car now?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Are you can? Am I on speaker?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Yes, yes you are. It's her birthday weekends.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Oh, very good, very good. Okay, So I'm gonna ask
you a yes, no question. You're gonna answer. Both of
you are going to answer on three?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Got it? Do you want to have sex while hiking? One?
Two three? Yes?
Speaker 11 (04:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Another one? Have you had sex while hiking? One? Two three?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Hey, but now, like you can't do that on the
Appalachian Trail?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Right, we don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
This is our first time doing it, so.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Uh, wouldn't that be real busy the first time?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Like, isn't the apple? If you find if you find
a secluded moment, okay, what I'm same thing? Yes, no question, yes,
no question. If you find a secluded area, will you
have sex? On the Appalachian Trail today one, two, three, Yes, God,
that's hot, Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Right on, right on.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I just in my mind like you guys wouldn't do
it if there were a bunch of people around, right, no, right.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
And probably not on the second or third day, most
likely today because we both showered.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Oh goodness, Oh yeah, you don't want to know that,
you get exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh good for you. You know what though, I mean, listen,
I'm out hiking.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I'm horny. It's gonna happen. That's fantastic. All right, very good,
very good, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I wish I agreed that much on anything with Lindsay.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
And I don't know why, but like I imagine like like well,
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Well you heard the enthusiasm and the yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
No that's like like there's a fallen log somewhere.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And like like.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Like hiking you Well, I can't say the other word,
so do you?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So all hikers want to have sex outside? Well, they're hiking.
Well so far, so that's not chicken or wagon.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Well, it's sort of because if your design, no, but
if your desire is to have sex outside, right, if
that's your thing, you have to find you have to
find situations where you're going to be outside with a partner.
Speaker 9 (06:14):
But there's a difference between your backyard and a trail.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Is that not outside?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Because it's but it's not. Yeah, no, like and have
it sex in your backyard. You're not like outside. I
mean you are, but you're not outside.
Speaker 11 (06:32):
That's just in your yard, right, I.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Mean you could have just opened your blinds. It's same
thing I'm talking about, like you are outside.
Speaker 9 (06:40):
I'm waiting here for a DM response to learn if
I can say the person's name.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Yes, no, no, we don't know yet.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Where am I going? Line one? Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Hey it's Lisa.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yes, Lisa, What can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
My husband and I I absolutely love the sex outside
and we are both hikers, and our favorite spot is
if we come across like an old abandoned barn. Uh,
absolutely getting it on in every barn.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Okay, So can I can I ask a couple of things?
Are you more? Are you more?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Are you more of like I like to have sex
well hiking, or are you more like I just like
having sex outside?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Well, I definitely like having sex outside and I do
very much enjoy it. Hiking, it's we're usually with like
a group of people though, so we kind of have
to like, you know, wait behind but yeah.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
Yeah, but they all know what happens when you, maybe
you guys sneak off big tree.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, but they're doing it too, probably it's fine.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Do you think though that do you like other than hiking?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Like we're like you said, you'd like to have like
you love outside, like where are you having sex?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Well kind of wherever, whenever the opportunity arride is. I
suppose I like sex walking home from a bar, you know,
behind a boathouse.
Speaker 11 (08:17):
Ye, horn dog, I love it.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Hey, the so you you guys will just see a
barn and you guys will go like, oh, let's hike
over here, and then you just get right after it.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Well, we don't like hike to a bar and it's
like yeah we're no, you're.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Hiking and you see one in the distance.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
And you see a barn, it's it's yeah, it's like, hey,
let's let's go in this barn.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Like what about like behind a tree or something like that?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah, big rock behind a tree?
Speaker 11 (08:48):
Right, yeah, little rock?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Hey, Hey what is the And but if there's people around, no,
you gotta be careful of trail cams too.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah, most of the hiking we do not like on
a trail exactly. It's more like kind of trail blazing.
So it's, you know, it's it's just out in the
woods kind of like what that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I guess, rogue you're a rogue hiker. You're a rogue hiker.
Here's what I've learned. Rogue hikers love sex.
Speaker 11 (09:18):
I didn't even think about the trail cams too.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The hey, can I can I ask you one other question?
Of course, one word. It's one word. I'm just gonna
put a big question mark at the end of it. Okay, okay, anal.
Speaker 9 (09:33):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I would have lost one hundred dollars right here. Honestly,
I would have lost one hundred dollars. Son of a bitch.
All right, very good, very good, thank you, thank you.
We got permission for names.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Yes, the message was all the time. It's great, have
a nice day.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Who's that from?
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Our friend Justin drug Justin.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Not runner Justin or whatever he is. Wait, he's a
big hiker.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
We know he's a big runner.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I know he's a runner, right, so he Wait, does
he just love outdoor sex or does he like hiking sex.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
I think this is hiking sex. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Wait, but it's justin chicken or egging me. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
All he wrote was all the time, it's great, have
a nice.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Day, wow. Wow.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
But I did get a message from someone that said,
who's that this?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
I can't oh, and you won't. It's just an oh.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I didn't know if it was okay, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
I'm not someone from our past.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
But it's said that we're totally forgetting about all the
people who lose their virginity outside because they can't be
at their homes where their parents live, or at at
a hotel because they're too young. It's just where they are,
and up the car is an option.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
But but it was telling mom, they're going hiking.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Those the woods.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
No, maybe they're just saying out the yeah, like we
are out in the park somewhere, yeah, right, which I
didn't think about.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No, but that's good.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
Also, like there was one person who actually gave this
specific story, I lost my virginity hiking the Appalachian Trail.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I didn't think that.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
I always thought like the Appalachian Trail would be too crowded.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
Well, he points out it was good that it was
a shorter experience.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
Yeah, this is me.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, Hi, who's as Yeah?
Speaker 10 (11:32):
Hey is Cardi from Richmond?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes, sir, what can I do for you?
Speaker 10 (11:35):
Yeah? I met my wife on the Appalachian Trail and
we I came off to have our first official date
and we had sex in a wetland. And then later
when I finished the Apple Watch in the Virginia section
of the Apple watchin trail, we had sex on the
Appleachan Trail over one of the marcation signs that like
(11:58):
tells you how far away you are from, like a
campsite or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 10 (12:03):
Yeah, we were going with her dog. We just kind
of let her dog like run around. And then after
we finished up, we passed a couple of hikers like
two minutes later.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
So he mind your step close the Uh did you
say in the the first one you had sex in
the wetlands?
Speaker 10 (12:22):
Yeah, our our first date. I kind of am an
outdoor nerd and yeah, decided to see if she liked
the same things as me, So I took her out
to a nearby wetland near where I lived. That I
did some far less photography and grown.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Up and did you like, did you just here's my question,
like when you got to the wetlands, like one of
three things.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Was she like, oh, yeah, I know what's happening here
we're hikers?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Or did you have to be like, hey, like, I
know we're essentially in a swamp.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Do you mind if I pull your pants down?
Speaker 10 (12:54):
She uh literally said take a spot and we take
kind of like a grassy dry spot.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
But oh, that's not what I thought you met. Like
when you said pick a spot, I was like here,
here or here?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Wow? So what is it? So, so answer my question.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Do all hikers like to have sex outside or do
people who like to have sex outside become hikers.
Speaker 10 (13:22):
I think if you're comfortable being outside, you're kind of
just okay with so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, it doesn't matter. Sweet, all right, very good, very good,
Thank you elliot.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
My boyfriend and I are avid anglers, and I like
to have sex outside when the fishing is slow. Okay,
but aren't you on a boat now, you don't have
to fish on a boat.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
So they're on an overpass.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
It's a great way of past time while waiting for
the fish to bite.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
No nibblers in the water. But uh, look a here.
Speaker 9 (13:51):
I hope this is not from Hobie nor his honor
and say husband, it's and my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So that's a big that's a big fisher thing.
Speaker 11 (14:06):
I mean, you gotta wait when they're not biting.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But where are you by yourself?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Unless honestly, you're at an overpass, like like if you're
on a pier, there's always people on the pier.
Speaker 11 (14:17):
Maybe they're secluded part of the lake.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Oh I guess, so you know, I guess in a competition,
so they've kind of spread out.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh yeah, no, yes she did. No, I pick a spot,
no line or hi, elliot in the morning.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
Hire good.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Who's this Brittany?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yes, Brittany. Are you a big hiker? So I am.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
And every time I go on a hike with my partner,
he's always like, I'm gonna pull my wiener out, let's.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Do it right here, and I'm like no, no, no, no, Like.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Or when we pass a big rock, he's like, can
I bringe you over that rock?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I'm like, oh my gosh, the so.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You you won't you You've done nothing. While while just.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
This last type I.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Dumped it, dum dumped it.
Speaker 11 (15:08):
Okay, fine, eat.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Your body just did that sound because you froze.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
That was great. Hey, So let me ask you this.
Let me ask you this.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
So obviously I don't know how much of that got dumb,
but you cracked this.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Last time you guys were out. Was it great?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
It was the thrill of it because like, we weren't hiding,
we were like on an open trail, and at any time,
like a biker or somebody else walking could have walked by.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Did anybody walk by?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
No, thankfully, But like right after a bike a bicyclist
came by, and I like was like, oh my gosh,
I can't believe I just did that.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
But at the same time, I was like, oh, yeah,
I did that.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Can I ask you this? Can I ask you that?
I will want you to be honest. I want you
to be honest. Okay, And you don't know it's me.
You don't know it's me, but you are. You're with
your you're with your boyfriend, and you guys are hiking,
and you you were like, you know what, that was fun?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Last time.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I'm going to oral you again. And here comes Elliott
on his bike and I'm I'm I'm passing by. Are
you stopping or no?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
It depends on where he is with I understand.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I understand, I don't understand.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
I'm lost. I don't know where I am.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Now you'll know, and by the way, you'll know it's
me because I'm also stopping.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
That's the thing.
Speaker 9 (16:42):
I bet if you do it enough, everyone eventually gets caught.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
What do you mean if you're out on a trail.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh, I bet not, I bet not. I bet enough.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Yeah, I bet not. No, ma'am, you've never gotten caught. Well,
you've only done it once.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
You just said it the second time you're coming across her.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Yes, exactly on your bike.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yes, but I'm and I'm stopping and I'm stopping. But
she may not.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Oh well, she just said, oh wait, define getting caught somebody.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I feel like if somebody just like passed by and
it was like quick, I'd probably just keep going.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
But like if they stopped, I'd.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Probably be like, Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
I'm sorry, I'm examining his balls for ticks.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Get your mind out the gutter. All right, very good,
Thank you, ma'am, thank you.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Oh my goodness, she's a zero to sixty case.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
She was the one saying no and then was wondering
what I even totally stopped what I was doing. It
kind of depends on the reaction of the person was
washing Sony.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Hi, this is Katie. How's it going.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Hi Katie.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Remember earlier where I said I'm not in a can
you top this?
Speaker 7 (18:01):
What do you got?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Well, my husband hiked the entirety of the Appalachian Trail
last year, and so it takes six months, and he
met somebody on trail. My husband got injured, had to
go to urgent care, and he got a ride with
somebody who also had to go to urgent care because
he was pissing blood from the std he got having
sex on trail.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Oh oh wow, that is something that is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Wow, how about that? Hey? But now let me ask
you this.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Your husband, your husband was gone six months doing the trail.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yes, are you a hiker?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I am, but not like that. We actually got married
and two weeks later he was on the trail starting. Wow,
no kid, take the first day and I was like,
that's it for me.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Have fun.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
So in hiking, though, have you had sex while hiking?
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Not while hiking, but definitely camping. But that's an a tent,
so it's a little different.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
So you you would not do it outside.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I'm not saying I would. I'm just saying we haven't.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Okay, do you want me to conference him in? No?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
And also my mom's probably listening. That's all I'm gonna
say on that one.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Gotcha? Gotcha? All right? Very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am,
thank you.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
I should say hello to my in laws as they
leave town this morning.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
The are they driving or hiking?
Speaker 7 (19:18):
No further questions?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Hi elliot in the morning. Hello, Hey, who's this from Richard?
Hey I'm doing great. What can I do for you? Sir?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I love to go hiking. Funny story, actually, horny, Oh while.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
You were having sex you got stung by hornets? Dude?
Where'd they get you?
Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, what's not being money?
Speaker 3 (00:03):
How are we doing?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good? Who's this is this?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Chris up in Havingdon, Maryland?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh? Very good? Chris? Are you am? Are you a hiker?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm like a rogue hiker. I kind of just find
woods and just hit it. But I'm actually in the
woods as we speak with the dogs, doing a little hike.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
So are you really?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I am? What am? What do you? What do you
do for a living that you can go hiking at
a thirty in the morning?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
A sales job? So I've got the AirPods in you know.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Good free couple calls doing that.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Yeah, no, that's awesome. That's awesome. Hey, so let me
let me ask you this. And you said you're a
rogue hiker. I'm not sure I know exactly what that is.
I don't know that it matters. Are you do you?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Are you married? I am? Yes? Is your wife a hiker?
Speaker 6 (00:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Not at all? Oh the opposite.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm looking an outdoor as the type person and she's
not that.
Speaker 7 (00:54):
She's like hates bugs.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
And printers and whatnot. And on the opposite, Can I
ask you this?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
And I was gonna ask, like if your wife was
a hiker, I guess the question would have gone the
other way. But as as a hiker, do you have
a desire Do you have a desire to have sex
outside while hiking?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's been done in the past, not necessarily on a hike,
but yeah, sure, I'm open to it. I wouldn't say
there's an overwhelming desire, but but you've done it, yeah, not.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Necessarily on a hike, but outside.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yes, right on, right on?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Would you say, would you say most hikers have had
sex outside?
Speaker 8 (01:42):
Maybe you're like avid couple hyper hikers that are like
going all over the country and doing that kind of
thing to the national parts. Yeah, I'm sure I don't
know about all of them, but I'm sure a decent amount.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I think that number is high. I think that I'm
gonna put it at seventy percent. Seventy I think that
numbers high. I think that numbers high.
Speaker 9 (01:58):
But is he saying that he thinks so that's the
case just because they're out in nature so much. It's
not so much that they want to be out in
nature having sex, they're just in nature having sex.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I mean, I guess it's going to depend on the person.
But he agree with Tyler, probably just the frequency that
they're outdoors, the chances of that happening are probably higher.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Right, So you're chicken her egging me? Here is what
you're doing your chest? Am?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I do I I want to have sex outside? Therefore
I become a hiker or I'm a hiker and I
want to have sex out outside.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
The that would be me. I didn't car home. Who cares?
But you've had.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Sex non uh non sexual.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But on one of my hikes, I bring my almost
three year old daughter out with me, she picked up
a four foot rat snake.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I thought it was a stick.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
She goes, look, daddy, look at this, and then she's
holding up, literally from the belly, a four foot rap snake.
It was so cold it down, like slowly puts it down.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I would just walk towards me.
Speaker 10 (03:02):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I would have screamed that kept my kid would have
flung it. I would have been screaming so loud, so funny.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
All right, dude, I love you, Hey, appreciate it, Love
you too, Thank you, sir Mie five.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So is that is that?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Hold on, hi, JOLLI the morning.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Who's es?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
This is Shawn from Annapolis.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Hey, Sean, how are you? Are you a big hiker?
Speaker 6 (03:25):
My wife and I are about an hour away from
Harper's Ferry, where we're gonna start forty miles of the
Appalachian Trail.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Are you really right now?
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I'm the guy who called a couple of months ago
and brought up the poop shovel.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh yes, okay, sure, sure? Hey? So can I Is
your wife in the car now?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Are you can? Am I on speaker?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Yes, yes you are. It's her birthday weekends.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Oh, very good, very good. Okay, So I'm gonna ask
you a yes, no question. You're gonna answer. Both of
you are going to answer on three?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Got it? Do you want to have sex while hiking? One?
Two three? Yes?
Speaker 11 (04:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Another one? Have you had sex while hiking? One? Two three?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Hey, but now, like you can't do that on the
Appalachian Trail?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Right, we don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
This is our first time doing it, so.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Uh, wouldn't that be real busy the first time?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Like, isn't the apple? If you find if you find
a secluded moment, okay, what I'm same thing? Yes, no question, yes,
no question. If you find a secluded area, will you
have sex? On the Appalachian Trail today one, two, three, Yes, God,
that's hot, Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Right on, right on.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I just in my mind like you guys wouldn't do
it if there were a bunch of people around, right, no, right.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
And probably not on the second or third day, most
likely today because we both showered.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Oh goodness, Oh yeah, you don't want to know that,
you get exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh good for you. You know what though, I mean, listen,
I'm out hiking.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I'm horny. It's gonna happen. That's fantastic. All right, very good,
very good, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I wish I agreed that much on anything with Lindsay.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
And I don't know why, but like I imagine like like well,
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Well you heard the enthusiasm and the yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
No that's like like there's a fallen log somewhere.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And like like.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Like hiking you Well, I can't say the other word,
so do you?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So all hikers want to have sex outside? Well, they're hiking.
Well so far, so that's not chicken or wagon.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Well, it's sort of because if your design, no, but
if your desire is to have sex outside, right, if
that's your thing, you have to find you have to
find situations where you're going to be outside with a partner.
Speaker 9 (06:14):
But there's a difference between your backyard and a trail.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Is that not outside?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Because it's but it's not. Yeah, no, like and have
it sex in your backyard. You're not like outside. I
mean you are, but you're not outside.
Speaker 11 (06:32):
That's just in your yard, right, I.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Mean you could have just opened your blinds. It's same
thing I'm talking about, like you are outside.
Speaker 9 (06:40):
I'm waiting here for a DM response to learn if
I can say the person's name.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Yes, no, no, we don't know yet.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Where am I going? Line one? Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Hey it's Lisa.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yes, Lisa, What can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
My husband and I I absolutely love the sex outside
and we are both hikers, and our favorite spot is
if we come across like an old abandoned barn. Uh,
absolutely getting it on in every barn.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Okay, So can I can I ask a couple of things?
Are you more? Are you more?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Are you more of like I like to have sex
well hiking, or are you more like I just like
having sex outside?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Well, I definitely like having sex outside and I do
very much enjoy it. Hiking, it's we're usually with like
a group of people though, so we kind of have
to like, you know, wait behind but yeah.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
Yeah, but they all know what happens when you, maybe
you guys sneak off big tree.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, but they're doing it too, probably it's fine.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Do you think though that do you like other than hiking?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Like we're like you said, you'd like to have like
you love outside, like where are you having sex?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Well kind of wherever, whenever the opportunity arride is. I
suppose I like sex walking home from a bar, you know,
behind a boathouse.
Speaker 11 (08:17):
Ye, horn dog, I love it.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Hey, the so you you guys will just see a
barn and you guys will go like, oh, let's hike
over here, and then you just get right after it.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Well, we don't like hike to a bar and it's
like yeah we're no, you're.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Hiking and you see one in the distance.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
And you see a barn, it's it's yeah, it's like, hey,
let's let's go in this barn.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Like what about like behind a tree or something like that?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah, big rock behind a tree?
Speaker 11 (08:48):
Right, yeah, little rock?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Hey, Hey what is the And but if there's people around, no,
you gotta be careful of trail cams too.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah, most of the hiking we do not like on
a trail exactly. It's more like kind of trail blazing.
So it's, you know, it's it's just out in the
woods kind of like what that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I guess, rogue you're a rogue hiker. You're a rogue hiker.
Here's what I've learned. Rogue hikers love sex.
Speaker 11 (09:18):
I didn't even think about the trail cams too.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The hey, can I can I ask you one other question?
Of course, one word. It's one word. I'm just gonna
put a big question mark at the end of it. Okay, okay, anal.
Speaker 9 (09:33):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I would have lost one hundred dollars right here. Honestly,
I would have lost one hundred dollars. Son of a bitch.
All right, very good, very good, thank you, thank you.
We got permission for names.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Yes, the message was all the time. It's great, have
a nice day.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Who's that from?
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Our friend Justin drug Justin.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Not runner Justin or whatever he is. Wait, he's a
big hiker.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
We know he's a big runner.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I know he's a runner, right, so he Wait, does
he just love outdoor sex or does he like hiking sex.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
I think this is hiking sex. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Wait, but it's justin chicken or egging me. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
All he wrote was all the time, it's great, have
a nice.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Day, wow. Wow.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
But I did get a message from someone that said,
who's that this?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
I can't oh, and you won't. It's just an oh.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I didn't know if it was okay, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
I'm not someone from our past.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
But it's said that we're totally forgetting about all the
people who lose their virginity outside because they can't be
at their homes where their parents live, or at at
a hotel because they're too young. It's just where they are,
and up the car is an option.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
But but it was telling mom, they're going hiking.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Those the woods.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
No, maybe they're just saying out the yeah, like we
are out in the park somewhere, yeah, right, which I
didn't think about.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No, but that's good.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
Also, like there was one person who actually gave this
specific story, I lost my virginity hiking the Appalachian Trail.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I didn't think that.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
I always thought like the Appalachian Trail would be too crowded.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
Well, he points out it was good that it was
a shorter experience.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
Yeah, this is me.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, Hi, who's as Yeah?
Speaker 10 (11:32):
Hey is Cardi from Richmond?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes, sir, what can I do for you?
Speaker 10 (11:35):
Yeah? I met my wife on the Appalachian Trail and
we I came off to have our first official date
and we had sex in a wetland. And then later
when I finished the Apple Watch in the Virginia section
of the Apple watchin trail, we had sex on the
Appleachan Trail over one of the marcation signs that like
(11:58):
tells you how far away you are from, like a
campsite or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 10 (12:03):
Yeah, we were going with her dog. We just kind
of let her dog like run around. And then after
we finished up, we passed a couple of hikers like
two minutes later.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
So he mind your step close the Uh did you
say in the the first one you had sex in
the wetlands?
Speaker 10 (12:22):
Yeah, our our first date. I kind of am an
outdoor nerd and yeah, decided to see if she liked
the same things as me, So I took her out
to a nearby wetland near where I lived. That I
did some far less photography and grown.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Up and did you like, did you just here's my question,
like when you got to the wetlands, like one of
three things.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Was she like, oh, yeah, I know what's happening here
we're hikers?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Or did you have to be like, hey, like, I
know we're essentially in a swamp.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Do you mind if I pull your pants down?
Speaker 10 (12:54):
She uh literally said take a spot and we take
kind of like a grassy dry spot.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
But oh, that's not what I thought you met. Like
when you said pick a spot, I was like here,
here or here?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Wow? So what is it? So, so answer my question.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Do all hikers like to have sex outside or do
people who like to have sex outside become hikers.
Speaker 10 (13:22):
I think if you're comfortable being outside, you're kind of
just okay with so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, it doesn't matter. Sweet, all right, very good, very good,
Thank you elliot.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
My boyfriend and I are avid anglers, and I like
to have sex outside when the fishing is slow. Okay,
but aren't you on a boat now, you don't have
to fish on a boat.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
So they're on an overpass.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
It's a great way of past time while waiting for
the fish to bite.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
No nibblers in the water. But uh, look a here.
Speaker 9 (13:51):
I hope this is not from Hobie nor his honor
and say husband, it's and my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So that's a big that's a big fisher thing.
Speaker 11 (14:06):
I mean, you gotta wait when they're not biting.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But where are you by yourself?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Unless honestly, you're at an overpass, like like if you're
on a pier, there's always people on the pier.
Speaker 11 (14:17):
Maybe they're secluded part of the lake.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Oh I guess, so you know, I guess in a competition,
so they've kind of spread out.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh yeah, no, yes she did. No, I pick a spot,
no line or hi, elliot in the morning.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
Hire good.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Who's this Brittany?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yes, Brittany. Are you a big hiker? So I am.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
And every time I go on a hike with my partner,
he's always like, I'm gonna pull my wiener out, let's.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Do it right here, and I'm like no, no, no, no, Like.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Or when we pass a big rock, he's like, can
I bringe you over that rock?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I'm like, oh my gosh, the so.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You you won't you You've done nothing. While while just.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
This last type I.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Dumped it, dum dumped it.
Speaker 11 (15:08):
Okay, fine, eat.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Your body just did that sound because you froze.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
That was great. Hey, So let me ask you this.
Let me ask you this.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
So obviously I don't know how much of that got dumb,
but you cracked this.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Last time you guys were out. Was it great?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
It was the thrill of it because like, we weren't hiding,
we were like on an open trail, and at any time,
like a biker or somebody else walking could have walked by.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Did anybody walk by?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
No, thankfully, But like right after a bike a bicyclist
came by, and I like was like, oh my gosh,
I can't believe I just did that.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
But at the same time, I was like, oh, yeah,
I did that.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Can I ask you this? Can I ask you that?
I will want you to be honest. I want you
to be honest. Okay, And you don't know it's me.
You don't know it's me, but you are. You're with
your you're with your boyfriend, and you guys are hiking,
and you you were like, you know what, that was fun?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Last time.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I'm going to oral you again. And here comes Elliott
on his bike and I'm I'm I'm passing by. Are
you stopping or no?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
It depends on where he is with I understand.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I understand, I don't understand.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
I'm lost. I don't know where I am.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Now you'll know, and by the way, you'll know it's
me because I'm also stopping.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
That's the thing.
Speaker 9 (16:42):
I bet if you do it enough, everyone eventually gets caught.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
What do you mean if you're out on a trail.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh, I bet not, I bet not. I bet enough.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Yeah, I bet not. No, ma'am, you've never gotten caught. Well,
you've only done it once.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
You just said it the second time you're coming across her.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Yes, exactly on your bike.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yes, but I'm and I'm stopping and I'm stopping. But
she may not.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Oh well, she just said, oh wait, define getting caught somebody.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I feel like if somebody just like passed by and
it was like quick, I'd probably just keep going.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
But like if they stopped, I'd.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Probably be like, Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
I'm sorry, I'm examining his balls for ticks.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Get your mind out the gutter. All right, very good,
Thank you, ma'am, thank you.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Oh my goodness, she's a zero to sixty case.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
She was the one saying no and then was wondering
what I even totally stopped what I was doing. It
kind of depends on the reaction of the person was
washing Sony.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Hi, this is Katie. How's it going.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Hi Katie.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Remember earlier where I said I'm not in a can
you top this?
Speaker 7 (18:01):
What do you got?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Well, my husband hiked the entirety of the Appalachian Trail
last year, and so it takes six months, and he
met somebody on trail. My husband got injured, had to
go to urgent care, and he got a ride with
somebody who also had to go to urgent care because
he was pissing blood from the std he got having
sex on trail.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Oh oh wow, that is something that is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Wow, how about that? Hey? But now let me ask
you this.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Your husband, your husband was gone six months doing the trail.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yes, are you a hiker?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I am, but not like that. We actually got married
and two weeks later he was on the trail starting. Wow,
no kid, take the first day and I was like,
that's it for me.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Have fun.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
So in hiking, though, have you had sex while hiking?
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Not while hiking, but definitely camping. But that's an a tent,
so it's a little different.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
So you you would not do it outside.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I'm not saying I would. I'm just saying we haven't.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Okay, do you want me to conference him in? No?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
And also my mom's probably listening. That's all I'm gonna
say on that one.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Gotcha? Gotcha? All right? Very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am,
thank you.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
I should say hello to my in laws as they
leave town this morning.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
The are they driving or hiking?
Speaker 7 (19:18):
No further questions?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Hi elliot in the morning. Hello, Hey, who's this from Richard?
Hey I'm doing great. What can I do for you? Sir?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I love to go hiking. Funny story, actually, horny, Oh while.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
You were having sex you got stung by hornets? Dude?
Where'd they get you?
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