June 29, 2026 âą 21 mins
But you can't POOP ON THEM!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What was the biggest concert story over the weekend? Come on,
come on, you know what it is. You know what
it is. Who took a dump at the Noakan show?
Right there on the floor, right there on the floor.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Who are we talking about the last time something like
that happened? What show was that?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Well, recently Olivia Rodriguez spoke about diapers but.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Turns turnstyle, But weren't people throwing it?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
It got like it.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Got kicked around.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It got kicked around exactly now at the NOA Kan show,
it did not get kicked around. It just it just
pile two nice Maybe it was more a couple of
nice turns just sitting there.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I thought it did get kicked by the person.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Oh oh like they were trying to hide it. Yeah,
oh like I'm gonna kick it under understandably. And that's
when the smearing happened. And this is the Philly show,
not he was in Toronto, I think last night.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, no, this goes back to Friday night in Philly.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I bet there are listeners who were there.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'm actually surprised, knowing Philly and what I've seen, I'm
surprised someone didn't eat it.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
If somebody made the trip to Philly, Christian, will you
do me a favor? Actually, you know what, Yeah, if
somebody made the trip to Philly to see Noah Kan Like,
how long did it take for that story to get around? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I bet people they pretty immediate?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, okay, no, but I mean to get around well,
like if you were no one did go on and say,
what did he say? I've pooped my pants as much
as the next twenty nine year old. But you guys
got to understand there's a venue worker out there with
a thousand yard stare after dealing with that. By the way,
I would bet it happens at almost every show.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
A dump on the floor.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, in the lawn or in seats. I think it
on the venue, Well, the lawn feels more like nature.
It's still coming out your shorts.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You don't think, you don't think a person Okay, maybe
it doesn't come out the shorts.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You mean craps themselves. Yes, at every single show.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Every show, somebody, I mean, unless it's like it like
really really small show. But I bet sold out show
at the nine thirty Club, I guarantee you at least
one person in there's crapping their pants.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
But this was not but this came out of the
pants of the pants. It may have been.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I thought the descriptions from those right near there said
that they thought she was just like really into the
music because the faces she was making. And then it
was because of those faces that she was actually trying
to push out.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh so it was to try to get like so
she was she I mean, nobody crabs their pants and
doesn't know they have to go, you know, yeah, have
to go.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
So she was she that high?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
What no, no, but stomach may have just felt like
I have to go, and she's like, I'm not leave spy. Well,
I'm not gonna miss Noah Kan for this. I'm wearing shorts.
It's just gonna come out the back.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I mean, it is like a religious experience seeing him live.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, so I'm like, I'm gonna fight and go. I'm
on the floor. I gotta fight and go all the
way to what back?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
How much I paid?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
No tickets, I'm not missing the show.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And then she sat down. And some of the accounts
are varying, and this is obviously a kind of a
a summary of all of them.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
If she sat down, I know something that got stuck.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Then it's weird as it's when she stood back up
that other concert goers saw. So they said it was
two turns come out of her short her leg right,
so is it shorts? For was it a was a pant?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I thought it was short. I thought it was shorts.
How did she sit on them and still get them out?
I know like those had to be hard.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Well, those faces she was met someone needs maybe, Christian,
will you do me a favor?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Will you find me somebody that dumped their pants at
a show? Don't be proud. I don't care. I don't
care if it came out or not.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You've never done it as a show.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
If I have, I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Okay, you would think you'd remember.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I would, and that's why I want to say no.
But I've been at shows with other people. Somebody in
that show dumped their pants, and again I don't care
whether it came out or not.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
But you know if you dump your pants.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
But then so then the person apparently tried to kick
it away right shoot shoot, and people could already smell
like it was but the smearing led to the really
bad smells.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I hated delessandro I ainate a large HOGI.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
And then didn't she get knarked out? Oh they've identified her.
Oh they went to security of this.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, and said she just made a duty on the floor. Well,
she didn't make it on the floor. She made it
in her pants. It fell on the floor, which I
will say.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Is a little rude.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
What do identify her?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'll say this if I were if I were at
a show and somebody had an accident and it was
on the floor, I'm not narking you out, but.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I don't think because she never returned to he receipt,
no kidding, embarrassed, was out of shame?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yes, because you can't.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You can't do this, Like did they kick her out
for having duty in their pants on the floor?
Speaker 7 (05:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
No, No, with purpose, with purpose? Yeah, remember this wasn't
an accident or doesn't seem that way.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay, Well, Number one, if you're her, you say it
was on purpose. These people could say whatever they want,
I had an accident. Number two, there's no there's no
FAQ that says if you make a dump in your
pants you have to leave.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Listen, I'm not saying it's it's awesome or comfortable. No,
like it's not good, but don't make some do not
nark because somebody made made a puppy.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Weren't people feeling nauseous from the smell?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Oh my god, get over.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Sorry, Okay, watch a full show. As much money as
you've paid. You've paid for those tickets, and then you've
got uh, dirty shorts sitting right next to you.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
It's not pleasant.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
But if it stinks, Diane.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Of course it stinks, it's Philly feces. It stinks.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
If you take everyone in this building and say, who's
probably got the smelliest stool, it's Josh.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
That could because he's on medication.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, it's because he's from Philly.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So you don't think they should have gotten security.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I don't. I would not nark. I would not nark.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
So everyone, by the way, has paid a lot of
money to be at that show, right, they all have
to Now just.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
We're a community. We're a community.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Right?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
What is Mitch Corn?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Miss Corn used to say this all the time, probably
still does that as goalie camps. He wants everybody tight
and in tight together and working together. And his big
line was what one goalie farts, we all smell it.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
That was part of the says it all the time.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Come on, goalies get together, and everybody would get together.
He's like one goalie farts, all goalie smell it. Same
thing with Philly one Philly one, Philly tshes all Philly
smells it.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I would not nark.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Like where was the there's where you went to see Springsteen?
Speaker 8 (07:56):
There?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
No, not a Cistans Bank.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Where was the Oh? Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But if somebody dumped during the Springsteen show, I wouldn't
have said anything.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I could be, I could be at any show. I
would not. I would not say anything unless it's on me.
I'm not saying it. And if it's on me, I'm like,
you need to move now.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You were thrown up on not a show.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, right in the back of my hair, Tom Petty show,
big mouthfuls of vomit right on the back of my head.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But you didn't say anything, right, No, they did.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
They were like, I'm so sorry. I was like, it's.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Cool, Well what do you want to do?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
See? I didn't really care about my shirt. I cared
about my hair. It's stank. It smelled like Josh's feces.
Where am I going? Line two? Hi elliot in the morning?
Speaker 8 (08:49):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's as this is Aaron.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
You crapped yourself in a show.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
No, no, I did pee myself.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
I was in my twenties that Glins the Fani concert,
and like definitely had a lot of couple drinks.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I didn't want to get up.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
So you pissed yourself on purpose?
Speaker 6 (09:12):
I did?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
I was wearing like a broomstick skirt, so in my
mind like this is something that like really like the
ramifications were minors.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I don't know what a brooms I don't know what
a broomstick skirt, like a pencil skirt.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Oh, it was like a long, slowy skirt, so like
I could basically like.
Speaker 10 (09:34):
I wasn't wet.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh I see the rest?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Oh I see it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh did does the Does the bottom of that skirt
come with a tray to catch your piss?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
No?
Speaker 8 (09:45):
No do?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
So you so you urined all over the floor.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
I did well, And the people in the row in
front of me like they definitely like at some point
saw the tea stream and.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
I just like whipped my head back around.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
How dare you?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
It's gwinn?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
All right, very good, thank you? An intentional piss.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I did not expect it to be a woman right
out the gate.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yes, women are disgusting. I met those turns in Philly belonged.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
To a woman they did.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yes, I can't call in because I'm at work, but
I was in section one thirteen. The lines Friday Night
to the women's bathrooms were literally wrapped around like three
or four sections.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Oh like that woman stoole on my shoe.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
So while she shouldn't have sked her pants, I kind
of get it because I wouldn't have wanted to miss
a minute of that show either.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
What a great credit to the show.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
So she says the line for their sections bathroom went
to one O nine And I told you she's in
Jesus wow.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Will all agreed there's no worse feeling than having to
make a duty at a.
Speaker 12 (11:04):
Concert because you don't want to have it fead, humiliate,
or you just know that what the bathroom situation is
going to be.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Like, No, because I know the last I know the
last concert. I don't remember the I know the last venue.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
I made a duty at during a concert, and it
was nine thirty club.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Gross. Well that's nothing against imp it's just a club toilet.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, and I made a duty in there between the
opener and the act. My thighs were wet, you know,
but I felt better. It smelled like Philly in there.
But anyway, what I was saying is it's miserable when
you got.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
To make a duty at a venue.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I almost said the name.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Wait, did I take a dump at the Disturbed show
at Jiffy Loop.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
They had employees guarding the men's room so that girls
couldn't use them.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Good. Oh wow, that that annoys me to no end.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
This listener tried to use a men's bathroom.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
That annoys me to no end.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
They had bouncers.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, yeah, because they get up on the sink and
they piss in the sinks.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
It doesn't even sound like they needed to do that.
It was open, wide open. It's not like there were
lines at the men's bathroom s Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Right.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It is a pretty heavy female audience.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
No, I understand that. Yeah, it's like Russian reverse the no.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, but like you, if it's if there's a long line,
women will just pop right into the men's room and
hop up on the sink and piss the sink.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I've gone to the men's room before. I've never hopped
up on a sink.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, they hop right up on there.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
From Instagram. I was at Wine in the Woods at Merriweather.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Did she leave a vine in the wood.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
When a girl in a summer dress and cowboy?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
No? No? Did she pull aside and poop?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
It wasn't well, it was poop, but it was also diarrhea.
It was horrible. It was streaming. That's what they're right
streaming into the boots.
Speaker 12 (13:17):
Ow.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Oh god, the girl go home, go home, nod three
hours unlimited.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Now who is they in this sentence? You have to
be the judge?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Is this going to be staff or the the girl
in her group? They spread the mint smelling stuff that
they put in the porta potties all around the ground
to try to absorb it.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
They is the staff?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You think she went and said I need I need
to see Seth immediately say where is.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
The mint spread? Line five? I want to call Steth
in the worst way.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Hi, Ellie in the morning, Seth, go back to Wine
in the Woods.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Hi, who's this?
Speaker 9 (14:08):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (14:13):
So I was at a concert with a boyfriend of
mine once and he had ibs and he had consumed
a couple.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Too many beards.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
I guess they just didn't work well with.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
His stomach.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
And he couldn't quite make it to the bathroom in time.
So we we had to to leave the concert early
because it was like all in his pants.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
It was like all in his boot.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
It was like in his bob like I like he
he had like a rinse off in the car because
it was just everywhere.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
What show were you at?
Speaker 9 (14:49):
It was like one of those summertime concerts that you
go to at like state fairs during summertime. It was
it was like a local artist DELI not worth sitting
in that. So we left him and.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
You were dating him, Yeah, we didn't last much longer
after that, you bitch.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Well that was the other problems with that relationship.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Okay, all right, very good, Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yes, So Josh down the hall, Josh, So here we go.
If they knew cp CBP like I do, they would
know there was a nice sized family bathroom behind section
two thirty five. Ask me how I know?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Okay, how do you know? What did he have to
run in there and make a dump?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Is this going to be related to his gastro intestinal
show going history?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Or did he like was he at Citizens Bank and
had to make a duty and rush there?
Speaker 8 (15:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Doesn't it sound like he got access to that bathroom
for something better than pooping?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I don't understand. You mean?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Did he look up in that bathroom?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Oh? Disgusting?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
But why would he say that?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
What was this? What is the sentence I'm missing?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
If you knew Citizen Bank Ballpark like I do, did
he get orled in there?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Ask me how I know? Yeah, we're doing that.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
How do you know? Don't be so vague? Where am
I going? Three? Hi Elli in the morning?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
No, because he takes the dump there during every Phillies game.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh dear god, Ah, why go at home?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
I drops take from Delelessandro.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So he makes a duty at every Phillies game and concerts.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
You're right sitting disgusting.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Ah, you're a goddamn animal. So he'll send me a
picture of him at a Phillies game, and now I
know he's in the bathroom making a poop.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Line. One Hi Elliot the morning?
Speaker 8 (17:14):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, what.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Do you sound so angry about?
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Show?
Speaker 11 (17:20):
I'm driving?
Speaker 10 (17:20):
I'm sorry, No, I was at Kegs and Eggs nineteen
years ago with an ex boyfriend of mine and he
literally just peede right there stating watching the concert. I
was so mortified, and I'm like, you couldn't even go
to the bathroom. He's like, no, I'm enjoying the show.
I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Do you remember who was playing?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Were we at Lulu's?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Like?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Where were we at that point?
Speaker 10 (17:48):
It was that you were at Clarington Ballroom.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Oh the ballroom? Yes, yes, Oh, I am sorry.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
And it was carbon Leaf was playing.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Oh I'm surprise Barry didn't run.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Not Barry, Terry, Terrry run over with that mid spret squeegee.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
It's actually a better story than that, because I actually
met the guy i'm with now and I've been married
to him for seventeen years at that show.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
At that show get out, were you like walking away
from piss boy and ran into him?
Speaker 12 (18:22):
No?
Speaker 10 (18:24):
Actually I met a guy.
Speaker 11 (18:26):
I met these guys in line and they were right
in front of me, and the guy that was with
him actually had a hat on it that f me.
I'm fat, So I started talking to him in line
because everybody around me was drunk and I was d
D so I did that.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
So here we are nineteen years later, me and my husband,
who got married two years later. We've been together for
nineteen years. Because I got pissed off at the guy
I was with, because he's pissed on the floor.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That's good, thank you, thank you, ma'am, thank you. It happens,
and that's an intentional piss.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, she said she was pretty angry.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Imagine if he crapped you know who I feel for
the IBS guy at the state there. Yeah, you're dating
and you gotta go wash off at the car more
to fine.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Oh that it doesn't sound like he was called out
by any of the artists. No, as you read, no,
it did all right, who dumped? Uh, it's not Dallas
unders for Josh. It's wahwah hogies of.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Course, of course, which smell that much better.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You imagine walking into that bathroom as Josh is walking out.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
And it's a family bathroom, so it's meant to change
like a diaper. Oh good, you know what.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
That's rude, Yeah, because you know when when they're little
like that, you get so psyched when you find a
family bathroom.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh good, it's gonna be roomy.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
No, but here comes here comes Josh with his wah
wah HOGI in his pants coming out of the bathroom
where and it's got that Philly smell to it.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Hold on, can I do line four? Hi y'all in
the morning?
Speaker 12 (20:18):
This?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah, Hi, real quick? What can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (20:22):
Okay? So I have a sorry. Yesterday was my birthday
and I worked at a venue and I went out
to brunch with my girlfriend and we had to switch
cars over there, and uhh we have wearing shorts and
just boxers full bow. Never have had that feeling as
an adult of my entire life. And Duoky'd right in
(20:46):
the middle of that venue, in advocate of the bathroom
and I called her three times and her phone was dead,
so I had to call another coworker to come by
and double check. After I rushed out of there, We'll
make sure there's not a trail behind. And then she
sent me in AI.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
All right, very good, thank you. Oh that's horrible.
What was the biggest concert story over the weekend? Come on,
come on, you know what it is. You know what
it is. Who took a dump at the Noakan show?
Right there on the floor, right there on the floor.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Who are we talking about the last time something like
that happened? What show was that?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Well, recently Olivia Rodriguez spoke about diapers but.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Turns turnstyle, But weren't people throwing it?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
It got like it.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Got kicked around.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It got kicked around exactly now at the NOA Kan show,
it did not get kicked around. It just it just
pile two nice Maybe it was more a couple of
nice turns just sitting there.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I thought it did get kicked by the person.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Oh oh like they were trying to hide it. Yeah,
oh like I'm gonna kick it under understandably. And that's
when the smearing happened. And this is the Philly show,
not he was in Toronto, I think last night.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, no, this goes back to Friday night in Philly.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I bet there are listeners who were there.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'm actually surprised, knowing Philly and what I've seen, I'm
surprised someone didn't eat it.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
If somebody made the trip to Philly, Christian, will you
do me a favor? Actually, you know what, Yeah, if
somebody made the trip to Philly to see Noah Kan Like,
how long did it take for that story to get around? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I bet people they pretty immediate?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, okay, no, but I mean to get around well,
like if you were no one did go on and say,
what did he say? I've pooped my pants as much
as the next twenty nine year old. But you guys
got to understand there's a venue worker out there with
a thousand yard stare after dealing with that. By the way,
I would bet it happens at almost every show.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
A dump on the floor.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, in the lawn or in seats. I think it
on the venue, Well, the lawn feels more like nature.
It's still coming out your shorts.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You don't think, you don't think a person Okay, maybe
it doesn't come out the shorts.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You mean craps themselves. Yes, at every single show.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Every show, somebody, I mean, unless it's like it like
really really small show. But I bet sold out show
at the nine thirty Club, I guarantee you at least
one person in there's crapping their pants.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
But this was not but this came out of the
pants of the pants. It may have been.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I thought the descriptions from those right near there said
that they thought she was just like really into the
music because the faces she was making. And then it
was because of those faces that she was actually trying
to push out.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh so it was to try to get like so
she was she I mean, nobody crabs their pants and
doesn't know they have to go, you know, yeah, have
to go.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
So she was she that high?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
What no, no, but stomach may have just felt like
I have to go, and she's like, I'm not leave spy. Well,
I'm not gonna miss Noah Kan for this. I'm wearing shorts.
It's just gonna come out the back.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I mean, it is like a religious experience seeing him live.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, so I'm like, I'm gonna fight and go. I'm
on the floor. I gotta fight and go all the
way to what back?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
How much I paid?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
No tickets, I'm not missing the show.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And then she sat down. And some of the accounts
are varying, and this is obviously a kind of a
a summary of all of them.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
If she sat down, I know something that got stuck.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Then it's weird as it's when she stood back up
that other concert goers saw. So they said it was
two turns come out of her short her leg right,
so is it shorts? For was it a was a pant?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I thought it was short. I thought it was shorts.
How did she sit on them and still get them out?
I know like those had to be hard.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Well, those faces she was met someone needs maybe, Christian,
will you do me a favor?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Will you find me somebody that dumped their pants at
a show? Don't be proud. I don't care. I don't
care if it came out or not.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You've never done it as a show.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
If I have, I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Okay, you would think you'd remember.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I would, and that's why I want to say no.
But I've been at shows with other people. Somebody in
that show dumped their pants, and again I don't care
whether it came out or not.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
But you know if you dump your pants.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
But then so then the person apparently tried to kick
it away right shoot shoot, and people could already smell
like it was but the smearing led to the really
bad smells.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I hated delessandro I ainate a large HOGI.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
And then didn't she get knarked out? Oh they've identified her.
Oh they went to security of this.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, and said she just made a duty on the floor. Well,
she didn't make it on the floor. She made it
in her pants. It fell on the floor, which I
will say.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Is a little rude.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
What do identify her?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'll say this if I were if I were at
a show and somebody had an accident and it was
on the floor, I'm not narking you out, but.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I don't think because she never returned to he receipt,
no kidding, embarrassed, was out of shame?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yes, because you can't.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You can't do this, Like did they kick her out
for having duty in their pants on the floor?
Speaker 7 (05:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
No, No, with purpose, with purpose? Yeah, remember this wasn't
an accident or doesn't seem that way.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay, Well, Number one, if you're her, you say it
was on purpose. These people could say whatever they want,
I had an accident. Number two, there's no there's no
FAQ that says if you make a dump in your
pants you have to leave.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Listen, I'm not saying it's it's awesome or comfortable. No,
like it's not good, but don't make some do not
nark because somebody made made a puppy.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Weren't people feeling nauseous from the smell?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Oh my god, get over.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Sorry, Okay, watch a full show. As much money as
you've paid. You've paid for those tickets, and then you've
got uh, dirty shorts sitting right next to you.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
It's not pleasant.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
But if it stinks, Diane.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Of course it stinks, it's Philly feces. It stinks.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
If you take everyone in this building and say, who's
probably got the smelliest stool, it's Josh.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
That could because he's on medication.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, it's because he's from Philly.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So you don't think they should have gotten security.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I don't. I would not nark. I would not nark.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
So everyone, by the way, has paid a lot of
money to be at that show, right, they all have
to Now just.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
We're a community. We're a community.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Right?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
What is Mitch Corn?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Miss Corn used to say this all the time, probably
still does that as goalie camps. He wants everybody tight
and in tight together and working together. And his big
line was what one goalie farts, we all smell it.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
That was part of the says it all the time.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Come on, goalies get together, and everybody would get together.
He's like one goalie farts, all goalie smell it. Same
thing with Philly one Philly one, Philly tshes all Philly
smells it.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I would not nark.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Like where was the there's where you went to see Springsteen?
Speaker 8 (07:56):
There?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
No, not a Cistans Bank.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Where was the Oh? Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But if somebody dumped during the Springsteen show, I wouldn't
have said anything.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I could be, I could be at any show. I
would not. I would not say anything unless it's on me.
I'm not saying it. And if it's on me, I'm like,
you need to move now.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You were thrown up on not a show.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, right in the back of my hair, Tom Petty show,
big mouthfuls of vomit right on the back of my head.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But you didn't say anything, right, No, they did.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
They were like, I'm so sorry. I was like, it's.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Cool, Well what do you want to do?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
See? I didn't really care about my shirt. I cared
about my hair. It's stank. It smelled like Josh's feces.
Where am I going? Line two? Hi elliot in the morning?
Speaker 8 (08:49):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's as this is Aaron.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
You crapped yourself in a show.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
No, no, I did pee myself.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
I was in my twenties that Glins the Fani concert,
and like definitely had a lot of couple drinks.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I didn't want to get up.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
So you pissed yourself on purpose?
Speaker 6 (09:12):
I did?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
I was wearing like a broomstick skirt, so in my
mind like this is something that like really like the
ramifications were minors.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I don't know what a brooms I don't know what
a broomstick skirt, like a pencil skirt.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Oh, it was like a long, slowy skirt, so like
I could basically like.
Speaker 10 (09:34):
I wasn't wet.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh I see the rest?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Oh I see it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh did does the Does the bottom of that skirt
come with a tray to catch your piss?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
No?
Speaker 8 (09:45):
No do?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
So you so you urined all over the floor.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
I did well, And the people in the row in
front of me like they definitely like at some point
saw the tea stream and.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
I just like whipped my head back around.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
How dare you?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
It's gwinn?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
All right, very good, thank you? An intentional piss.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I did not expect it to be a woman right
out the gate.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yes, women are disgusting. I met those turns in Philly belonged.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
To a woman they did.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yes, I can't call in because I'm at work, but
I was in section one thirteen. The lines Friday Night
to the women's bathrooms were literally wrapped around like three
or four sections.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Oh like that woman stoole on my shoe.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
So while she shouldn't have sked her pants, I kind
of get it because I wouldn't have wanted to miss
a minute of that show either.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
What a great credit to the show.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
So she says the line for their sections bathroom went
to one O nine And I told you she's in
Jesus wow.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Will all agreed there's no worse feeling than having to
make a duty at a.
Speaker 12 (11:04):
Concert because you don't want to have it fead, humiliate,
or you just know that what the bathroom situation is
going to be.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Like, No, because I know the last I know the
last concert. I don't remember the I know the last venue.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
I made a duty at during a concert, and it
was nine thirty club.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Gross. Well that's nothing against imp it's just a club toilet.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, and I made a duty in there between the
opener and the act. My thighs were wet, you know,
but I felt better. It smelled like Philly in there.
But anyway, what I was saying is it's miserable when
you got.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
To make a duty at a venue.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I almost said the name.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Wait, did I take a dump at the Disturbed show
at Jiffy Loop.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
They had employees guarding the men's room so that girls
couldn't use them.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Good. Oh wow, that that annoys me to no end.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
This listener tried to use a men's bathroom.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
That annoys me to no end.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
They had bouncers.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, yeah, because they get up on the sink and
they piss in the sinks.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
It doesn't even sound like they needed to do that.
It was open, wide open. It's not like there were
lines at the men's bathroom s Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Right.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It is a pretty heavy female audience.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
No, I understand that. Yeah, it's like Russian reverse the no.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, but like you, if it's if there's a long line,
women will just pop right into the men's room and
hop up on the sink and piss the sink.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I've gone to the men's room before. I've never hopped
up on a sink.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, they hop right up on there.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
From Instagram. I was at Wine in the Woods at Merriweather.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Did she leave a vine in the wood.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
When a girl in a summer dress and cowboy?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
No? No? Did she pull aside and poop?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
It wasn't well, it was poop, but it was also diarrhea.
It was horrible. It was streaming. That's what they're right
streaming into the boots.
Speaker 12 (13:17):
Ow.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Oh god, the girl go home, go home, nod three
hours unlimited.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Now who is they in this sentence? You have to
be the judge?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Is this going to be staff or the the girl
in her group? They spread the mint smelling stuff that
they put in the porta potties all around the ground
to try to absorb it.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
They is the staff?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You think she went and said I need I need
to see Seth immediately say where is.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
The mint spread? Line five? I want to call Steth
in the worst way.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Hi, Ellie in the morning, Seth, go back to Wine
in the Woods.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Hi, who's this?
Speaker 9 (14:08):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (14:13):
So I was at a concert with a boyfriend of
mine once and he had ibs and he had consumed
a couple.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Too many beards.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
I guess they just didn't work well with.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
His stomach.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
And he couldn't quite make it to the bathroom in time.
So we we had to to leave the concert early
because it was like all in his pants.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
It was like all in his boot.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
It was like in his bob like I like he
he had like a rinse off in the car because
it was just everywhere.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
What show were you at?
Speaker 9 (14:49):
It was like one of those summertime concerts that you
go to at like state fairs during summertime. It was
it was like a local artist DELI not worth sitting
in that. So we left him and.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
You were dating him, Yeah, we didn't last much longer
after that, you bitch.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Well that was the other problems with that relationship.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Okay, all right, very good, Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yes, So Josh down the hall, Josh, So here we go.
If they knew cp CBP like I do, they would
know there was a nice sized family bathroom behind section
two thirty five. Ask me how I know?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Okay, how do you know? What did he have to
run in there and make a dump?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Is this going to be related to his gastro intestinal
show going history?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Or did he like was he at Citizens Bank and
had to make a duty and rush there?
Speaker 8 (15:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Doesn't it sound like he got access to that bathroom
for something better than pooping?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I don't understand. You mean?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Did he look up in that bathroom?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Oh? Disgusting?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
But why would he say that?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
What was this? What is the sentence I'm missing?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
If you knew Citizen Bank Ballpark like I do, did
he get orled in there?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Ask me how I know? Yeah, we're doing that.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
How do you know? Don't be so vague? Where am
I going? Three? Hi Elli in the morning?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
No, because he takes the dump there during every Phillies game.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh dear god, Ah, why go at home?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
I drops take from Delelessandro.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So he makes a duty at every Phillies game and concerts.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
You're right sitting disgusting.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Ah, you're a goddamn animal. So he'll send me a
picture of him at a Phillies game, and now I
know he's in the bathroom making a poop.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Line. One Hi Elliot the morning?
Speaker 8 (17:14):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, what.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Do you sound so angry about?
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Show?
Speaker 11 (17:20):
I'm driving?
Speaker 10 (17:20):
I'm sorry, No, I was at Kegs and Eggs nineteen
years ago with an ex boyfriend of mine and he
literally just peede right there stating watching the concert. I
was so mortified, and I'm like, you couldn't even go
to the bathroom. He's like, no, I'm enjoying the show.
I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Do you remember who was playing?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Were we at Lulu's?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Like?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Where were we at that point?
Speaker 10 (17:48):
It was that you were at Clarington Ballroom.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Oh the ballroom? Yes, yes, Oh, I am sorry.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
And it was carbon Leaf was playing.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Oh I'm surprise Barry didn't run.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Not Barry, Terry, Terrry run over with that mid spret squeegee.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
It's actually a better story than that, because I actually
met the guy i'm with now and I've been married
to him for seventeen years at that show.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
At that show get out, were you like walking away
from piss boy and ran into him?
Speaker 12 (18:22):
No?
Speaker 10 (18:24):
Actually I met a guy.
Speaker 11 (18:26):
I met these guys in line and they were right
in front of me, and the guy that was with
him actually had a hat on it that f me.
I'm fat, So I started talking to him in line
because everybody around me was drunk and I was d
D so I did that.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
So here we are nineteen years later, me and my husband,
who got married two years later. We've been together for
nineteen years. Because I got pissed off at the guy
I was with, because he's pissed on the floor.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That's good, thank you, thank you, ma'am, thank you. It happens,
and that's an intentional piss.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, she said she was pretty angry.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Imagine if he crapped you know who I feel for
the IBS guy at the state there. Yeah, you're dating
and you gotta go wash off at the car more
to fine.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Oh that it doesn't sound like he was called out
by any of the artists. No, as you read, no,
it did all right, who dumped? Uh, it's not Dallas
unders for Josh. It's wahwah hogies of.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Course, of course, which smell that much better.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You imagine walking into that bathroom as Josh is walking out.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
And it's a family bathroom, so it's meant to change
like a diaper. Oh good, you know what.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
That's rude, Yeah, because you know when when they're little
like that, you get so psyched when you find a
family bathroom.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh good, it's gonna be roomy.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
No, but here comes here comes Josh with his wah
wah HOGI in his pants coming out of the bathroom
where and it's got that Philly smell to it.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Hold on, can I do line four? Hi y'all in
the morning?
Speaker 12 (20:18):
This?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah, Hi, real quick? What can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (20:22):
Okay? So I have a sorry. Yesterday was my birthday
and I worked at a venue and I went out
to brunch with my girlfriend and we had to switch
cars over there, and uhh we have wearing shorts and
just boxers full bow. Never have had that feeling as
an adult of my entire life. And Duoky'd right in
(20:46):
the middle of that venue, in advocate of the bathroom
and I called her three times and her phone was dead,
so I had to call another coworker to come by
and double check. After I rushed out of there, We'll
make sure there's not a trail behind. And then she
sent me in AI.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
All right, very good, thank you. Oh that's horrible.
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