December 8, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can you find me somebody who either currently works at
a bank or used to work at a bank. Would
the bank have to have had a drive through? Yes,
the most banks have a drive through.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
A lot of stopped using theirs?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, have they really? Why? Safety?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Because online bank everything?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, and oh I guess that makes sense. But I
think I need somebody who has Okay, then maybe worked
at a bank when they did have still do like
the bank right next door has a drive through? They do, Yeah,
they've got to drive through.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Sometimes if somebody's blocking pubic alley, I cut through the Uh.
I always feel a little bit bad because I go
through and you see the person in the window and
I just drive on through.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm just saying that you were guaranteed back in the day,
you always went with the Just because you work at
a bank doesn't necessarily mean there's a drive any.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Is there, Christen? I need somebody who worked works or
worked at a bank with a drive through eight six
six to Elliott eight six six two three five five
four six eight Is that where is that where lollipops
started for customers?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
They did they also have them inside though? Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
But did they have them inside? Was that secondary? Was
the main reason for kids.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I mean, I used to love going with my grandfather.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That was the best.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It was so great.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You go through the drive through and that little would
come back. I don't even know what they call those tubes,
but the little tube thingy would come back. That was magical.
Watching that thing go was magical.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Magical because there was a lollipop, or magical just because
of the technology.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Dude, you put it into that holder and the next
thing you know, you're digging it out in the uh
in the thing in the in the office. When you're
a kid, that's that's magic. I remember we used to
hang all the way out the window to push the
button to launch it. That was a big day.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
By the way, my bank over by me still has
a drive through.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
All I was saying is a bank employee isn't always
going to now be working at it.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I was gonna say, I bet they don't have a
designated drive through person.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well you think now, it's like whoever draws the shortest straw? Yeah. Yeah,
I used to see the same people all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
By the way. Back in the day, sometimes there was
two people in there, two or three that were working
the drive through. Oh, Hi, missus mcgilla Cuddy.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Because of the lanes. But like the Bank of America
that's near my house, there are still multiple lanes, but
they are now all ATMs, Are they really? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I don't like using an ATM at the drive through.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I just it gives me a creepy Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, robbed, carjacked all of the above, and it always
seems to get really dark when I pull them in.
Where am I going?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Line four?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Hi, elliot in the morning.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
My name is Mark. I've been in banking for the
last twenty years.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yes, sir, and I would like to open an account.
Where where? Where where do you work? Can you say?
Or would you rather not?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Just a Marilyn like Malcolmery County.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I got youa. Hey, the bank that you're at, do
they have do they have a drive through? Or did
they ever have a drive through?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Still still? Do people still use it with that magic tube?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Hey? Do people ever send you stuff in there on
purpose or on accident that they shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I've never seen anything like that happen.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
So it's normally just the deposit slip or the withdrawal slip,
and then you either get the money or give them
the money.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, well id's pens. I mean a lot of times
they're forgetting the IDs. Sometimes they'll take the tubes slip them,
but no surprises through the tubes.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Wait, what do you mean they take the throw it
on the seat and just drive off. Oh the little
the capsule, they just take it with them. People are
absent minded, dude, more than okay, So two questions. Number
one is there isn't there's a charge for that.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
No, we just try and typically call them bring it back.
I mean I've never had it where they don't loop
around and end up breaking bringing it back. Oh okay, yeah,
and you guys drive off with it.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Do you have extras just in case?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
No, not that I'm aware of. I've never had to
replace one.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
By the way, you know what a dick move would
be somebody stealing it a purpose. Yeah, that's a dick move.
That's a dick move. But nobody has accidentally ever put
something in or purposefully put something in there and sent
it through.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Nope. Good, that'd be a great, great prank though.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So I was reading about a guy who got busted.
Where is he out of hold on? One second? This
guy ended up getting busted Ohio, outside of Columbus, recently
arrested for sending a baggie of meth through the drive
through pneumatic tube system. Jason G. Smith booked on drug
(05:14):
related charges, just on accident. He was putting everything through.
He was already a touch messed up when he got
there and put the method there. You went straight.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Through, went probably closed his account. They would probably wonder
where all those funds were coming from. Sales on an application.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
All right, brother, I appreciate it, thank you. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
So was he actually there on he was trying to
yet he was banking, and this was a complete accident.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
He wasn't so messed up that he thought that he
needed to put the meth in there for some sort
of transaccent.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Why would you think that I've never done meth. A
bake employee called deputies to report finding crystal likes substance
consistent with methamphetamine in a baggie that had accompanied a
transaction sent through one of the bank's air tubes. So
he was either doing a deposit or withdrawal, and when
he sent it through, he was like, all right, I
(06:13):
got my form, I got my baggie. And here we go. Whoop.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's like I believe people take the tube.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That's rude. That's rude. But it happens all the time. No,
because you reach in, you get it in the car.
I'm used to putting my glasses over here.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
I'm talking on the phone. I'm trying to get to
where I need to get.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, I also thought it was magic that they could
talk to.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Just your car through the speaker.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yes, if there were two lanes, Oh, they would talk
just to your car. Because at first I remember thinking,
why are they telling the other car about my mom?
And then you realize they're just talking to you.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
How much glue did you huff?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Why you never thought that was cool?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yep, you thought that they were talking about your mom
to someone else.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Because they would be talking to my mom. But how
do I know the other cars not listening? Missus Siegel?
Do you want fives, tens or twenties? What is the
other car care? But they're just talking to you.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
A lot of comments on the Monroe County Oh what
do they say? Sheriff's post happens all the time. Actually,
there's some encouraging messages.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Get help brother.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yes, actually that's that's exactly what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh, no kidding.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Now, some do say that he's really dumb and he's
about to be featured on John Boy and Billy. But
there are others saying that horrible sometimes mistakes lead us
to where God wants us.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
That is true. That is true.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You always say that.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
All right, Amen said that to you to comfort you
in your time of need. Hi, Elliot, the morning man
just makes fun.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Hello, Hey, who's this Katie?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yes, Katie, well cargo And now do you ever work
to drive through?
Speaker 8 (08:20):
I did? I worked for a couple of different locations.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
And did they have the pneumatic systems?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
We did? And as soon as you asked the other
guy if anybody had sent anything strange through, immediately it
brought back the day that a guy sent his card
and his ID through and there was a poloid of
his wife in a compromising position.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yes, now did you what do you do?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Do you say anything like, oh, sir, you accidentally sent
a photo? Or what am I supposed to do with this?
Speaker 8 (08:57):
We did not so quiet as a church mouth.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And what did you? Would you just send it back?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Like?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
What do you do with it?
Speaker 8 (09:07):
I just packaged it up with his items with his money,
pretended like I hadn't seen a thing, and sent it
back through the tube. But I was watching him when
he got the tube and pulled his stuff out, and
he turned forty seven shapes of breast.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, he didn't mean to send that tube, ye does exactly.
He didn't mean to send that to you, oh boy.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
And like I didn't want to like make it even
worse on I'm just like, it's fine, it's fine, just
ignore it. It never happened.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
And then he just drove off and that was it. Hey, Now,
were you like the other guy where people would steal
the tubes all the time.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
We did have a couple of people hijacked tubes, and
we did have extras available, so that wasn't too bad.
But normally we did just try to give him a
buzz and be like, hey, bring our tube back please.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, no, you would want that back. You would want
that back. Ooh, I like that. You got the bad picture.
How do you jack that up? Seriously? Like all you're
doing is making a deposit or withdrawal.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Well, when I pulled it out, it was like stuck
to it, so, like I assume maybe it was just
because it was pressurized in his wallet, but it pushed
it together.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I got you that would make sense.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
I'm hoping I'm playing that the reason it was sticky?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
No, probably all right, very good, very good, Thank you man,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
That wasn't very nice, So I said, see the people
I worked with somehow along the way end up taking
Satan's route. There's help and his name is Jesus.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Line. What by the way, Also, didn't they isn't that always?
We're like, didn't that? Isn't that where like cash envelopes started,
like if you got a withdrawal, yeah, and they would
give you the cash and they didn't want people to
see the money coming back through the pneumonic tube. Didn't
they put it the reasons I thought it was. It
(11:01):
was such a bummer when and what role did Phyllis
always teach you what count your money before you leave
the lane? Because they won't believe you.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
As always, I mean, it's probably offensive to the person
watching you leave.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh, Phyllis was counting.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
But it was always disappointing when you pulled in the
lane that just had the drawer.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh no, I want the two yeah, yeah, Well that's
because you pulled right up next to the window sucks
and then you would see their mouth move, but they
wouldn't be talking to your car.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Gosh, even the official press release.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh they talk about Jesus.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yes, seriously, more or less illegal drugs don't belong in
bank drive throughs, but they can be turned in at
the sheriff's office. No charges, no handcuffs, just help. Our
show probably won't air there, no, I mean, yes, there
were people that mentioned Darwin, but a lot of others
(12:12):
trying to turn this into a positive. Always see, he
does look like he regrets the mistake in the.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Hi Ellie in the morning. Hello, Hello, Hi, yes sir,
what can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
My name is Jason.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I work in a bank in Richmond.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Do you guys have the drive through?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
We do?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Has anybody ever passed anything weird through it?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
The only weird thing I've had is one time a
customer gave.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Me one of those pamphlets about Jesus.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I would bet that, honestly, I bet, I bet that
happens a lot. By the way, you know what I'm
I'm surprised nobody has said yet. But who's farted in one?
What seal? The smell look in Kristen? No no, no,
but you seal that smell and send it through and
when they open it up it smells like desks.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah that no one's doing that.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, Now Dirk does send their friends jars with farts
in them.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That is a side hustle. Dirk just said that some
people didn't want to take their ideas out of the
slot in their wallet, so they'd send the entire thing
their wallet. Stupid And that's I get it though.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
On some wallet is some wallets, it's hard to get
those in and out.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Even had a person send their entire phone because they
couldn't get the app to work.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Oh my god, I hope is.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
It a case? I feel like that tube doesn't really
protect all of its contents.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
The other that we used to do wasn't even a bit.
Do you know your bank number? Your account number? Not
do yeah, you know who doesn't make But you would
go through and you would deposit it, and they would say.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
You'd have to write on the back of the check
the account number.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
No, on the on the on the deposit floor. Yeah, yeah,
the slip and they would say, uh, oh was this
for deposit? Yeah, you didn't write the number on it?
Oh damn it I forgot, well we could write it
in oh thank you.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Yeah, that's one of the few things I remember.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
For whatever reason.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
I think it's just because I've had the account since
I was like sixteen years old.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Right, but what do you Nobody even needs it. Nobody
needs a bank account. I mean you need a bank account,
but an account number. You don't need that anymore. Which
account do you want this? In checking? Do you know
the number? Hell? No?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Now?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Jordan writes on Facebook, the best is what and someone
farts in the tube?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Thank you? Yes? What come on, Tyler? Please?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Every other example, all the anecdotes and stories are believable.
I can't see someone.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Doing this right in the shoot from this shoot to
that shoes poop to bank.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Yes, and then they got to open it up to
get your withdrawal.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
And you watch the face line seven, Hi Ellie in
the morning?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Is this me?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Who's yes?
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Hi? Hi? This is Jennifer and I've been working at
Thanks for many years and I this mine was the
opposite way because the envelopes that you know, you put
the cats into. I sent one out with money into
somebody so wanted to cash a check and in the
envelope I used to I had a recycled envelope if
(16:00):
if somebody would read it, I didn't go it away.
I would just reuse it. And the guy that I
dated had cash a check and he put on a
receipt back I love you on the deposit flip. And
I accidentally sent this guy's money out with and that
note was in that envelope.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh, he probably thought you were so hot for him.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Oh you know, he started calling.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I had to get my manager involved and tell her
what I had done, because he called. He called me
and was wanted to discuss my letter or my note
that I put in there for him, and I was mortified,
but and then he kept calling. It was absolutely horrible.
So yeah, mom went the.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Other way round.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Hey, I got your note. I'd like to I'd like
to make a deposit it in my building. Creepy, that's creepy.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Yeah, but that was not fun having to tell my
manager that. First off, I recycled the envelope that I
gave some explosion and then asked and it out with
somebody else.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Whoops. All right, very good, very good, thank you, ma'am,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Jennifer. Right, someone put a dirty diaper in the tube
and sent it in once. But Dian, you thought the
fart was funny?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yes, what Kristen did. Isn't there an old story this
you'll have to look up. Wasn't there? I don't know
why this is during my memory. Wasn't there an old
story about somebody setting fire like lighting fireworks, throwing them
in there and hitting the tube?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Why does that does sound familiar?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
So just fireworks in in the tube or in.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
The actual No, in the in the no, they put
him in the tube, light it, seal it, and then
hit the send button, and they would try to get
the tube to get to the into the office before
they exploded.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
I don't recall that.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Why does that sound familiar?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Now? This is like an urban legend.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
No, or maybe it is, but I feel like I've
seen that story before.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm quickly searching her. I don't say anything about it.
I wouldn't be surprised, I guess. Actually, fireworks sounds like
it makes more sense to me than a far lache.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
By the way, I can't see outside the door. I
see a disc jockey from w GTS out there. M
got the savory line? Three?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Did you stay savory?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Savior.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh, I thought you said. God this savory.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Diane, I know how to speak. You sound like you're
making fun of that caller.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Sometimes mistakes lead us to where we need to be
and to temptation.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
John three sixteen. Hi Ellie in the morning. Hell yeah, Hi,
who's ass?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
This is Scott Richmond.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yes, sure, What can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I was making a deposit one day and I had
to put my debit card in and with my transaction
and everything, and I accidentally slipped the rubber ends out
of the tube.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Wait was it still in the packet?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Thank god, thank god. What did they say?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
They said? The lady said, sir, she said everything has
been done, and I left a little president here for you.
I think you forgot it.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So, by the way, well Well said on her part,
though Well said on her part, that's yes, I think
he left something. All right, very good, thank you sir.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yes, it was the Wacovia down in Pasadena, Maryland. It
wasn't a fart, but it was a tube full of
weed smoke.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Oh, that's another good one. That's another good one.
Can you find me somebody who either currently works at
a bank or used to work at a bank. Would
the bank have to have had a drive through? Yes,
the most banks have a drive through.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
A lot of stopped using theirs?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, have they really? Why? Safety?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Because online bank everything?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, and oh I guess that makes sense. But I
think I need somebody who has Okay, then maybe worked
at a bank when they did have still do like
the bank right next door has a drive through? They do, Yeah,
they've got to drive through.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Sometimes if somebody's blocking pubic alley, I cut through the Uh.
I always feel a little bit bad because I go
through and you see the person in the window and
I just drive on through.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm just saying that you were guaranteed back in the day,
you always went with the Just because you work at
a bank doesn't necessarily mean there's a drive any.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Is there, Christen? I need somebody who worked works or
worked at a bank with a drive through eight six
six to Elliott eight six six two three five five
four six eight Is that where is that where lollipops
started for customers?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
They did they also have them inside though? Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
But did they have them inside? Was that secondary? Was
the main reason for kids.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I mean, I used to love going with my grandfather.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That was the best.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It was so great.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You go through the drive through and that little would
come back. I don't even know what they call those tubes,
but the little tube thingy would come back. That was magical.
Watching that thing go was magical.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Magical because there was a lollipop, or magical just because
of the technology.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Dude, you put it into that holder and the next
thing you know, you're digging it out in the uh
in the thing in the in the office. When you're
a kid, that's that's magic. I remember we used to
hang all the way out the window to push the
button to launch it. That was a big day.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
By the way, my bank over by me still has
a drive through.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
All I was saying is a bank employee isn't always
going to now be working at it.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I was gonna say, I bet they don't have a
designated drive through person.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well you think now, it's like whoever draws the shortest straw? Yeah. Yeah,
I used to see the same people all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
By the way. Back in the day, sometimes there was
two people in there, two or three that were working
the drive through. Oh, Hi, missus mcgilla Cuddy.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Because of the lanes. But like the Bank of America
that's near my house, there are still multiple lanes, but
they are now all ATMs, Are they really? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I don't like using an ATM at the drive through.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I just it gives me a creepy Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, robbed, carjacked all of the above, and it always
seems to get really dark when I pull them in.
Where am I going?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Line four?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Hi, elliot in the morning.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
My name is Mark. I've been in banking for the
last twenty years.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yes, sir, and I would like to open an account.
Where where? Where where do you work? Can you say?
Or would you rather not?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Just a Marilyn like Malcolmery County.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I got youa. Hey, the bank that you're at, do
they have do they have a drive through? Or did
they ever have a drive through?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Still still? Do people still use it with that magic tube?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Hey? Do people ever send you stuff in there on
purpose or on accident that they shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I've never seen anything like that happen.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
So it's normally just the deposit slip or the withdrawal slip,
and then you either get the money or give them
the money.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, well id's pens. I mean a lot of times
they're forgetting the IDs. Sometimes they'll take the tubes slip them,
but no surprises through the tubes.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Wait, what do you mean they take the throw it
on the seat and just drive off. Oh the little
the capsule, they just take it with them. People are
absent minded, dude, more than okay, So two questions. Number
one is there isn't there's a charge for that.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
No, we just try and typically call them bring it back.
I mean I've never had it where they don't loop
around and end up breaking bringing it back. Oh okay, yeah,
and you guys drive off with it.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Do you have extras just in case?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
No, not that I'm aware of. I've never had to
replace one.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
By the way, you know what a dick move would
be somebody stealing it a purpose. Yeah, that's a dick move.
That's a dick move. But nobody has accidentally ever put
something in or purposefully put something in there and sent
it through.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Nope. Good, that'd be a great, great prank though.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So I was reading about a guy who got busted.
Where is he out of hold on? One second? This
guy ended up getting busted Ohio, outside of Columbus, recently
arrested for sending a baggie of meth through the drive
through pneumatic tube system. Jason G. Smith booked on drug
(05:14):
related charges, just on accident. He was putting everything through.
He was already a touch messed up when he got
there and put the method there. You went straight.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Through, went probably closed his account. They would probably wonder
where all those funds were coming from. Sales on an application.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
All right, brother, I appreciate it, thank you. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
So was he actually there on he was trying to
yet he was banking, and this was a complete accident.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
He wasn't so messed up that he thought that he
needed to put the meth in there for some sort
of transaccent.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Why would you think that I've never done meth. A
bake employee called deputies to report finding crystal likes substance
consistent with methamphetamine in a baggie that had accompanied a
transaction sent through one of the bank's air tubes. So
he was either doing a deposit or withdrawal, and when
he sent it through, he was like, all right, I
(06:13):
got my form, I got my baggie. And here we go. Whoop.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's like I believe people take the tube.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That's rude. That's rude. But it happens all the time. No,
because you reach in, you get it in the car.
I'm used to putting my glasses over here.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
I'm talking on the phone. I'm trying to get to
where I need to get.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, I also thought it was magic that they could
talk to.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Just your car through the speaker.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yes, if there were two lanes, Oh, they would talk
just to your car. Because at first I remember thinking,
why are they telling the other car about my mom?
And then you realize they're just talking to you.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
How much glue did you huff?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Why you never thought that was cool?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yep, you thought that they were talking about your mom
to someone else.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Because they would be talking to my mom. But how
do I know the other cars not listening? Missus Siegel?
Do you want fives, tens or twenties? What is the
other car care? But they're just talking to you.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
A lot of comments on the Monroe County Oh what
do they say? Sheriff's post happens all the time. Actually,
there's some encouraging messages.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Get help brother.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yes, actually that's that's exactly what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh, no kidding.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Now, some do say that he's really dumb and he's
about to be featured on John Boy and Billy. But
there are others saying that horrible sometimes mistakes lead us
to where God wants us.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
That is true. That is true.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You always say that.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
All right, Amen said that to you to comfort you
in your time of need. Hi, Elliot, the morning man
just makes fun.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Hello, Hey, who's this Katie?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yes, Katie, well cargo And now do you ever work
to drive through?
Speaker 8 (08:20):
I did? I worked for a couple of different locations.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
And did they have the pneumatic systems?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
We did? And as soon as you asked the other
guy if anybody had sent anything strange through, immediately it
brought back the day that a guy sent his card
and his ID through and there was a poloid of
his wife in a compromising position.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yes, now did you what do you do?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Do you say anything like, oh, sir, you accidentally sent
a photo? Or what am I supposed to do with this?
Speaker 8 (08:57):
We did not so quiet as a church mouth.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And what did you? Would you just send it back?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Like?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
What do you do with it?
Speaker 8 (09:07):
I just packaged it up with his items with his money,
pretended like I hadn't seen a thing, and sent it
back through the tube. But I was watching him when
he got the tube and pulled his stuff out, and
he turned forty seven shapes of breast.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, he didn't mean to send that tube, ye does exactly.
He didn't mean to send that to you, oh boy.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
And like I didn't want to like make it even
worse on I'm just like, it's fine, it's fine, just
ignore it. It never happened.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
And then he just drove off and that was it. Hey, Now,
were you like the other guy where people would steal
the tubes all the time.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
We did have a couple of people hijacked tubes, and
we did have extras available, so that wasn't too bad.
But normally we did just try to give him a
buzz and be like, hey, bring our tube back please.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, no, you would want that back. You would want
that back. Ooh, I like that. You got the bad picture.
How do you jack that up? Seriously? Like all you're
doing is making a deposit or withdrawal.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Well, when I pulled it out, it was like stuck
to it, so, like I assume maybe it was just
because it was pressurized in his wallet, but it pushed
it together.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I got you that would make sense.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
I'm hoping I'm playing that the reason it was sticky?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
No, probably all right, very good, very good, Thank you man,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
That wasn't very nice, So I said, see the people
I worked with somehow along the way end up taking
Satan's route. There's help and his name is Jesus.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Line. What by the way, Also, didn't they isn't that always?
We're like, didn't that? Isn't that where like cash envelopes started,
like if you got a withdrawal, yeah, and they would
give you the cash and they didn't want people to
see the money coming back through the pneumonic tube. Didn't
they put it the reasons I thought it was. It
(11:01):
was such a bummer when and what role did Phyllis
always teach you what count your money before you leave
the lane? Because they won't believe you.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
As always, I mean, it's probably offensive to the person
watching you leave.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh, Phyllis was counting.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
But it was always disappointing when you pulled in the
lane that just had the drawer.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh no, I want the two yeah, yeah, Well that's
because you pulled right up next to the window sucks
and then you would see their mouth move, but they
wouldn't be talking to your car.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Gosh, even the official press release.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh they talk about Jesus.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yes, seriously, more or less illegal drugs don't belong in
bank drive throughs, but they can be turned in at
the sheriff's office. No charges, no handcuffs, just help. Our
show probably won't air there, no, I mean, yes, there
were people that mentioned Darwin, but a lot of others
(12:12):
trying to turn this into a positive. Always see, he
does look like he regrets the mistake in the.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Hi Ellie in the morning. Hello, Hello, Hi, yes sir,
what can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
My name is Jason.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I work in a bank in Richmond.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Do you guys have the drive through?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
We do?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Has anybody ever passed anything weird through it?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
The only weird thing I've had is one time a
customer gave.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Me one of those pamphlets about Jesus.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I would bet that, honestly, I bet, I bet that
happens a lot. By the way, you know what I'm
I'm surprised nobody has said yet. But who's farted in one?
What seal? The smell look in Kristen? No no, no,
but you seal that smell and send it through and
when they open it up it smells like desks.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah that no one's doing that.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, Now Dirk does send their friends jars with farts
in them.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That is a side hustle. Dirk just said that some
people didn't want to take their ideas out of the
slot in their wallet, so they'd send the entire thing
their wallet. Stupid And that's I get it though.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
On some wallet is some wallets, it's hard to get
those in and out.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Even had a person send their entire phone because they
couldn't get the app to work.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Oh my god, I hope is.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
It a case? I feel like that tube doesn't really
protect all of its contents.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
The other that we used to do wasn't even a bit.
Do you know your bank number? Your account number? Not
do yeah, you know who doesn't make But you would
go through and you would deposit it, and they would say.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
You'd have to write on the back of the check
the account number.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
No, on the on the on the deposit floor. Yeah, yeah,
the slip and they would say, uh, oh was this
for deposit? Yeah, you didn't write the number on it?
Oh damn it I forgot, well we could write it
in oh thank you.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Yeah, that's one of the few things I remember.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
For whatever reason.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
I think it's just because I've had the account since
I was like sixteen years old.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Right, but what do you Nobody even needs it. Nobody
needs a bank account. I mean you need a bank account,
but an account number. You don't need that anymore. Which
account do you want this? In checking? Do you know
the number? Hell? No?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Now?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Jordan writes on Facebook, the best is what and someone
farts in the tube?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Thank you? Yes? What come on, Tyler? Please?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Every other example, all the anecdotes and stories are believable.
I can't see someone.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Doing this right in the shoot from this shoot to
that shoes poop to bank.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Yes, and then they got to open it up to
get your withdrawal.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
And you watch the face line seven, Hi Ellie in
the morning?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Is this me?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Who's yes?
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Hi? Hi? This is Jennifer and I've been working at
Thanks for many years and I this mine was the
opposite way because the envelopes that you know, you put
the cats into. I sent one out with money into
somebody so wanted to cash a check and in the
envelope I used to I had a recycled envelope if
(16:00):
if somebody would read it, I didn't go it away.
I would just reuse it. And the guy that I
dated had cash a check and he put on a
receipt back I love you on the deposit flip. And
I accidentally sent this guy's money out with and that
note was in that envelope.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh, he probably thought you were so hot for him.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Oh you know, he started calling.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I had to get my manager involved and tell her
what I had done, because he called. He called me
and was wanted to discuss my letter or my note
that I put in there for him, and I was mortified,
but and then he kept calling. It was absolutely horrible.
So yeah, mom went the.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Other way round.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Hey, I got your note. I'd like to I'd like
to make a deposit it in my building. Creepy, that's creepy.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Yeah, but that was not fun having to tell my
manager that. First off, I recycled the envelope that I
gave some explosion and then asked and it out with
somebody else.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Whoops. All right, very good, very good, thank you, ma'am,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Jennifer. Right, someone put a dirty diaper in the tube
and sent it in once. But Dian, you thought the
fart was funny?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yes, what Kristen did. Isn't there an old story this
you'll have to look up. Wasn't there? I don't know
why this is during my memory. Wasn't there an old
story about somebody setting fire like lighting fireworks, throwing them
in there and hitting the tube?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Why does that does sound familiar?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
So just fireworks in in the tube or in.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
The actual No, in the in the no, they put
him in the tube, light it, seal it, and then
hit the send button, and they would try to get
the tube to get to the into the office before
they exploded.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
I don't recall that.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Why does that sound familiar?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Now? This is like an urban legend.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
No, or maybe it is, but I feel like I've
seen that story before.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm quickly searching her. I don't say anything about it.
I wouldn't be surprised, I guess. Actually, fireworks sounds like
it makes more sense to me than a far lache.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
By the way, I can't see outside the door. I
see a disc jockey from w GTS out there. M
got the savory line? Three?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Did you stay savory?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Savior.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh, I thought you said. God this savory.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Diane, I know how to speak. You sound like you're
making fun of that caller.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Sometimes mistakes lead us to where we need to be
and to temptation.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
John three sixteen. Hi Ellie in the morning. Hell yeah, Hi,
who's ass?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
This is Scott Richmond.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yes, sure, What can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I was making a deposit one day and I had
to put my debit card in and with my transaction
and everything, and I accidentally slipped the rubber ends out
of the tube.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Wait was it still in the packet?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Thank god, thank god. What did they say?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
They said? The lady said, sir, she said everything has
been done, and I left a little president here for you.
I think you forgot it.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So, by the way, well Well said on her part,
though Well said on her part, that's yes, I think
he left something. All right, very good, thank you sir.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yes, it was the Wacovia down in Pasadena, Maryland. It
wasn't a fart, but it was a tube full of
weed smoke.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Oh, that's another good one. That's another good one.
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