May 4, 2026 ⢠24 mins
Where naturism's not the only thing in full swing.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now, I don't expect to find anybody that's ever been to.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's in France. How do you say this? Cap is the.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
First word I got that d apostrophe a gd e
god dagni dagny.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That's not how you say it.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I don't know. I'm not good in French.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Cap deg no, okay, Diane, that is not French.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I'm trying French. I don't know where you went. How
do you say that?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's his dag dag like David Allen Greer.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Oh no, there's a little sound on the end, So
dag dag dagdag.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I don't know, though, I have no idea, but I
don't expect anybody, anybody to have ever been.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
If somebody has been, ma'am, what I love to hear
from you?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
It says it's dotted with trendy clubs in a bustling marina,
lined with cafes, bars and boutiques.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It is in the south of France, hosts up to
forty thousand guests during peak season, which is summer.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
And what'd you say it is? It is littered with
nature seaside resorts.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Resorts right, there's villas, hotels, restaurants, bars, Is it in
a water park?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Is it really aqua land? What is it most known for?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
What do they call them? Naturalists?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Naked, beatriss, naturists, natureists, not neist nudist. Well, they don't
call themselves new but that's we know them. What is
it naturists? Yes, naturists. It is one of the largest
naturists beaches and air resort areas in the world. Naturists
flock there.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You can rent houses, you can rent bungalows, you could
rent hotel rooms, you can rent condos.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
It is massive. But now we got a problem.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
The clientele is changing? And I wonder if this is true.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I wonder if this is true of all naturist areas,
because naturists will tell you this isn't this isn't sexual.
This is being at one with nature, living as you
were brought into this world with a little tushing, little genitalia,
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a little up top and we're good to go.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
A lot of that in the photos of this place, right,
But what are you seeing? There are just naked people,
a lot of butts.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, who's coming into the resort town?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
All the swingers? Diane it's overrun. It's over run with swingers,
and the naturists hate it, hate.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
It because that turns it sexual. It's only sexual, right,
and because they're swingers.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And I'm not saying anything bad about swingers, but they said,
there's a lot of secondary activity that's going on that
the naturists don't enjoy either.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So let's say, for example, Diane and I go, we're
a couple, we're swingers, right, and we get there and
we see this other couple who are who are there
and they start talking. Well, Diane is now hooking up
with that guy because we're swingers.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Well I'm I'm I'm out.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So I'm gonna do what I do, which stand there
with the other group of people and just masturbate while
I watch them have sex.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
What. Well, I'm left with no other choice. So because
the pickleball courts are all full, So what else have.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I got to do? Because nudism is accepted public sex,
they think, is they're right as well?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
In this community the swingers do the swingers do? Yes?
They said that the like the regular nudist natureists.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Whatever you want to call them, they're refusing to even
be associated with them, and they're screaming at them like
how do you say stop?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
In French? Alto a rete a rete a retee. So
all of the all of the swingers are just having sex.
And they said it's everywhere everywhere there, or.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
That it's a trend growing at all.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh no, at the at the French place.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But that's what I do want to know, Like, if
what's the big naturist place in Maryland?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
What is it called? Isn't it called like Cracks and
Nips or something like that? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Haven't you been invited there?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
But is that being taken over by by swingers? Are
all nude beaches being taken over by swingers?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
And is the assumption then if you're a swinger that
eventually these natureists and nudists they'll come around.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
No, because it's not sexual to them, But do they
think it it actually at the heart of it, that's
what they say, it's not sexual. But do they believe
because it is the nude body, that there is a
sexual element despite their philosophies?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah? Maybe? I mean I think that if I were
a naturist, I'd be like m that and this is
why you've never got Am I going to line one?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Is it Avalon Resort?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That sounds right, That sounds right. Hi elliot in the morning. Hi, Hi,
who's this West Virginia. I'm sorry? What is your name? Yes, Addie?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Because I hear you. I am listening to you every
morning and I'm listening to you. You talk about cap
dog in the trans.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Uh yeah, camp, how are you saying it? Cap dag
dag dagdag is dag in the south of France. Yes,
have you been?
Speaker 9 (06:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I speak French too, So when you are you a naturist?
Speaker 8 (06:52):
I know I'm not, but I was there a long
time ago with a friend with Uh no, does that camp?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
And yes, they are almost.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
Dude, and uh everybody is new and uh the the
fun part of it is the man is new and
there really is dandling everywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
In a Yes, Now the in France? Are you from France?
Like I am here? In an accent but that's France right.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Well, I don't know what you hear about my accent,
but I do speak French and I grew up in
the French system.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yes, the but like overseas in like France and Spain
or Espana, nudity is very common.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
There is it?
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yes, that's true, even even not in that cap Dog
if you go to the bitch in France.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Uh, they love to be naked.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, hey, can I ask you this? Can I ask
you this?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
When you said that when you were at cap Digg
that you saw little willies all hanging out all over
the place.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that you said,
right and.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Now, but can I can I ask you this?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Because they'll say, like nature is they don't like that's
not that's not arousing to them or interesting to them.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Do you like seeing that? Do you like seeing that?
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Personally?
Speaker 9 (08:27):
No?
Speaker 8 (08:27):
But everybody doesn't care because that just what it is, right,
uh is cap and Uh even they go to the
store dear naked. Everywhere's naked because like like you said.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
It's a kind of freezer. So if you were a sopheu.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Pie are yeah, no, the well they think that you're gawking,
like you're not following the rules. But the like you said,
you could go into like a little like market or
as you people would say bodega and like just to
go get like chips and like your your your bagoon is.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Just out, you know, like you ain't got nothing on
your on your bottom part.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Absolutely, and he didn't stiffender if they don't have it closed.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Do you see when you were there, did you see
a lot of people having sexual relations?
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Ah?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
No, no, no, no, no no no, I don't see that.
They might be doing set privately.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
But in the beach, no, well, they said, on the beach,
it's out in the open now, like there's there's people,
there's people, there's people having sex. And then they said,
like if they see people, they said, like the big
thing is you walk the beach, right and when you
find two people having sex, whether you're a man or
a woman, everybody stops around them, almost like in middle
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school when there was a fight.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
And everybody would crowd around.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay, so now they'll but everybody crowds around, but they masturbate.
But men and women they masturbate while they watch them
have sex, they said, sometimes, and I don't they say
it in a nice way where sometimes they'll just like
put a hand on the person, like my right hand.
Well for me, it would be my left hand on
the person's shoulder and masturbate with my right hand. That
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sounds weird.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
That's very weird, very weird.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
But I didn't see that maybe now because that was
like a long time ago in my youth time. I
was like twenty five years old when I did there,
when I got there, and then uh, four.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Years ago I passed by and they did steal back, steal.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
All of it.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
But I didn't see all of You said that the
sixties everywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Right, Well now the swingers, the swingers have taken it over. Hey,
last thing when.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
You love swinging?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Hey, when you went there, did you like you took
off all your clothes. Yeah, because you said you.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Don't want to be the odd person, the odd person
or the gawker walking around ma'am Hello.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
On a momentom, Hold on one second, Oh there you are,
Hold on one second, Hold on one second.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Us here that nudity is mandatory.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I can't do on the beach, is it really? But
it's interesting they ought to do that at Bethany So
this who knows what the.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Numbers are now swingers versus snatchers because as far back
as two thousand and eight they put up signs that
warned against leude behavior and then there were suspicious fire
set in some of the clubs that these swingers were
hanging out in and everything.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So the nature is were burning down the clubs to
get rid of the swingers.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yes, why that goes back, like I said so many
years go, It's probably that these people who wear the
swingers have just been able to stake their claim in
this area with real estate and can't arrest them all
out number the natureists.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Now, I bet they do. I bet they do.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
This is interesting.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
They also have.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Signs that uh ban the wearing of provocative clothing.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
But you can be naked. Yeah, well but think about that.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Think about that if you just took it as a
nudist resort, right, omit the swingers for a second. If
you just looked at it as a nudist resort, walking
around naked is natural, right. Wearing something provogative is sexual.
So you wear a boost thee or like a like
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a hot thong, a crotchless thong or something because you
want it to be sexy.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Good.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
But if I just got my bagoon out, I'm nature.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'm on a reddit subreddit where, by the.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Way, just have the bagoon out man, where they.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Are debating the ideas of swingers also being nudist or
vice versa.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Nudists will say no, it seems swingers want sex.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
We are nudists that swing with other nudists. If you
want to be naked friends and not hook up, that's
great too. But if you want to hook up but
not hang naked one hundred percent of the time, we
can't be friends.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
By the way, I do believe that a naturist can
be a swinger. I do believe you could have you
could have a sexual.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Nudists, and you can have.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Floody nudists right, but they're not there for the sex part.
They're there for the nature part.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It looks like a lot of because this was a
family friendly area years ago, a lot of people have
gone to other colonies, other resorts that are family friendly.
Because of the swinger population.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Abalon, they've come to West Virginia. If you're a swinger,
If you're a swinger, is that Mecca?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Maybe you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Is the well? Yes? But like, is that is that
a bucket list?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
If you're a swinger? Is it like I would do
anything to get to Caboo.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I just heard about it this morning. It looks like
every country has it's has its town or its neighborhood.
Right on.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I read that and I think, man, like, don't you
don't you wish?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Don't you wish at any point in your life you
were a swingers?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
No, no, no, no, But but follow me where it
was just like what do they call that?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Where it's like not anything goes Like swingers still can
be picky, but where it's like all your inhibitions leave
and you're just you're just living.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
You're out there living.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
So what are you applying it only to the lifestyle
or that mentality as an individual? As a single individual,
I guess you don't be single to be a swinger,
Like JKL is one thing, swinging is another.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Well no, but you're telling me that you just want
to keep living or you wanted to start living.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I just to be able to just let go and
get after it where it's like everywhere you look is
the possibility of like.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
We're getting it. I couldn't do it. No, I couldn't
do it, but I think I envy those that do.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Apparently, there's a legendary foam party held at the Glamour
Beach Club. This is CAP's most iconic event.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
By the way, foam party to me is sexual. If
I'm a naturist, I'm not going to a foam party
just because I'm I'm a I'm a nature is But
here's where pham party is sexual.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
The swingers have taken over because it reads here this review.
Everyone's naked, foam rains from the sky, and the day
beds double as public play zones.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, it is a beautiful The floors around them double
as masturbations.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
SROs beautiful chaotic, orgasmic blur. You want to make sure
you reserve a bed in advance, and VIP is actually
worth it here giving you a private perch to survey
the sexy madness. Oh my god, could you imagine if
you've ever wanted to get it on in broad daylight
under a rainbow of foam.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
This is your moment.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
And with VIP your daybed dry am. I going to
line too?
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Hi Elliott in the morning, Hey Elliott, Yo, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Man? Good?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (16:57):
I just want to let you know. So, my my
parents and were swingers. So my dad ended up hooking
up with my mom's friend and she had a baby
right right, And the dad has orange hair. The mom
has blonde hair, and the kid came out with brown
hair and brown eyes, just like me. So our family,
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our family has kept it pretty tight. Like my dad
he knows what it is, but like he doesn't want
to talk about it. But like we we know he's
our brother. Like we we know he's our brother.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Can I ask you this as somebody? Are you a swinger? Also?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
No?
Speaker 9 (17:43):
I am.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I get around okay, but you're not a swinger.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
No, No, I'm not for that at all.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Isn't that weird? Was it because you saw your parents
forget your brother? Well you know what I mean, But
like because you saw your parents into it, were you like.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Uh, that's not for me.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
I didn't.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
I didn't feel like it was my kind of calling.
I just felt like, oh, what what are you guys doing?
Like you're gonna ruin relationships and like why are you
doing this? And then they explained that you know, that's
that's why they did what they did. That was at
the time, you know, like ten years ago, they were
totally for it. So, I mean, I don't know, it's
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a different party time. Man.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Did you ever think and I'm I'm believing I'm not
I'm not speaking of your parents in an ill way,
but at any point, at any point growing up, did
you did you did you ever look at your parents
and been like, oh my god, they're whores?
Speaker 9 (18:43):
Um?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yes, I think you would, right, No, no, because it's
not it's not the norm. And again I don't mean
that in a bad way, but I bet your mind
goes there.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
Yes, I I thought I thought of like my mom
as being the problem, but it actually was my dad
and putting everything so like it was kind of a
difficult situation, right, But the good thing is is I
got a half brother out of it. It doesn't know
he's my half brother.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Well that is awesome, isn't it. That is the best thing.
All right, very good, thank you sir, Yes, Tyler.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Some describe CAP as a live action porn set. Now
this is actually important if anyone is hearing this and
wondering if they should go or not. If you're a
solo female, Noah, the crowd can be aggressive, but other
couples often help hold boundaries. It says that non verbal
consent culture is more touchy than in the US, but
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once you establish a boundary, it's respected. Touch first, ask
permission later. The result less awkward small talk, more spontaneous heat.
So it is super hot.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
So is that why I put a hand on you
while I masterbate? I guess no.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
They said that goes on where it's like people are
just having sex on the beach and people will walk
over to.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Them because they'll put their hand on your shoulder.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
So like, let's say Tyler's having sex with somebody, I
just walk over and I just do this.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Christ The worst part about that was I didn't that
he had to pantomime it because we couldn't imagine it.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
I could. I could feel that he was doing something
because his arm on me was slightly shaken.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, but that's what I do. I put my hands
on you.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
But this is what you asked at the start of this.
If you want public sex and the freedom to be
your boldest naked at self, CAF is a bucket list
destination like no other.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
It's not for everyone, but if you get it, you
get it, get it absolutely, and you get it a lot.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Hio in the morning, Hey, good morning, how's it going.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I'm doing great real quickly. What can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
So I just wanted to call in because I haven't
been to this speech that y'all are talking about, but
I've been to a different French natural beach and it
is not like that at all. You know, I think
it's you know, it is very it sounds odd to say,
but family friendly. Some people bring their kids, not super frequently,
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but I've seen them there, and you know, they're walking
around the beach because there's also sections of the beach.
Most of the sections of the beach are not naturalists,
so it's kind of just this one area on the
end yellow umbrellas. But you know, if people are engaging
in that kind of behavior, which I haven't seen anything,
Like I haven't seen anybody having sex. I think people
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do masturbate like off and but kind of the regulars
uphold I guess the you know, the expected behavior and
they'll kind of shun them. And like if they see
anyone who maybe is newer or you know, if they
see one of the not his blacklist them or whatever,
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but the creepy people, they'll kind of give them a
heads up like, hey, you know, maybe stay away from them,
Like that's not what this kind of place is.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Hey, So let me ask you this. When you went
to this nude beach in France? Were you were you
just visiting?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
There? Are you from there?
Speaker 6 (22:16):
This visiting? And it was actually it's a Caribbean island
that this half is French owned, so it wasn't in mainland.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
Oh was it?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
What?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
What is like not Havana, that's Cuba, Martinique, Martinique, Saint
Martin Martin, Oh stain the and when you when you
were there?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Who were you there with.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
My husband?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And you guys were naked just laying out on the beach.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Oh yeah, that's the best.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I couldn't even imagine. Hey did your husband have wood
the whole time?
Speaker 9 (22:52):
What?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I'm sorry an erection?
Speaker 6 (22:56):
No, but I will say, you know, it's obvious. It's
obvious you see guys like it happens. You know, you're
around naked people, some of which you know, small majority,
but some of them are super sexy. And we have
to be kind of careful because if we're like putting
on sunscreen, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I would volunteer for every normally, like if Jackie goes,
hey can you put sunscreen on them?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Like, oh god, ask someone else the I would offer.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I would just walk the beach asking if I could
put suntan lotion on you.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Yeah, you'd be shunned.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Wow, that's amazing, that's amazing.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
We had to It was kind of funny cause we've
been now twice and we just we love it. But
this week we were there, we were.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Kind of ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, just real quick, like the clicking.
Didn't get that. Yeah, no, like that's awesome. I mean,
good on him, good on him. Right, But we can't
say that. Yeah, that part we can't say.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
No, No, we're just very comfortable with I listen, I
put I just got done putting sunscre on you. I understand.
Oh I heard you were shunned the all right, hold
on one second. Wouldn't that be provocative?
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Though?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
So what she said is her husband likes to wear
sea ring, right, wouldn't that be provocative? Uh?
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah yeah, so it kind of goes into what you deciphered.
Is the reason for that rule?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yes, because anything like that is sexual. Just having your
goodies out is natural. Hmm. And it looks like everywhere's
in by the way show trip.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Photography.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh god, damn it.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Let's take the picture with your mind. Oh he looks
like he's taking a video. With this mind, he won't
stop looking at us.
Now, I don't expect to find anybody that's ever been to.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's in France. How do you say this? Cap is the.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
First word I got that d apostrophe a gd e
god dagni dagny.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That's not how you say it.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I don't know. I'm not good in French.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Cap deg no, okay, Diane, that is not French.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I'm trying French. I don't know where you went. How
do you say that?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's his dag dag like David Allen Greer.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Oh no, there's a little sound on the end, So
dag dag dagdag.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I don't know, though, I have no idea, but I
don't expect anybody, anybody to have ever been.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
If somebody has been, ma'am, what I love to hear
from you?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
It says it's dotted with trendy clubs in a bustling marina,
lined with cafes, bars and boutiques.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It is in the south of France, hosts up to
forty thousand guests during peak season, which is summer.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
And what'd you say it is? It is littered with
nature seaside resorts.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Resorts right, there's villas, hotels, restaurants, bars, Is it in
a water park?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Is it really aqua land? What is it most known for?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
What do they call them? Naturalists?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Naked, beatriss, naturists, natureists, not neist nudist. Well, they don't
call themselves new but that's we know them. What is
it naturists? Yes, naturists. It is one of the largest
naturists beaches and air resort areas in the world. Naturists
flock there.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You can rent houses, you can rent bungalows, you could
rent hotel rooms, you can rent condos.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
It is massive. But now we got a problem.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
The clientele is changing? And I wonder if this is true.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I wonder if this is true of all naturist areas,
because naturists will tell you this isn't this isn't sexual.
This is being at one with nature, living as you
were brought into this world with a little tushing, little genitalia,
(02:48):
a little up top and we're good to go.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
A lot of that in the photos of this place, right,
But what are you seeing? There are just naked people,
a lot of butts.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, who's coming into the resort town?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
All the swingers? Diane it's overrun. It's over run with swingers,
and the naturists hate it, hate.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
It because that turns it sexual. It's only sexual, right,
and because they're swingers.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And I'm not saying anything bad about swingers, but they said,
there's a lot of secondary activity that's going on that
the naturists don't enjoy either.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So let's say, for example, Diane and I go, we're
a couple, we're swingers, right, and we get there and
we see this other couple who are who are there
and they start talking. Well, Diane is now hooking up
with that guy because we're swingers.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Well I'm I'm I'm out.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So I'm gonna do what I do, which stand there
with the other group of people and just masturbate while
I watch them have sex.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
What. Well, I'm left with no other choice. So because
the pickleball courts are all full, So what else have.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I got to do? Because nudism is accepted public sex,
they think, is they're right as well?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
In this community the swingers do the swingers do? Yes?
They said that the like the regular nudist natureists.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Whatever you want to call them, they're refusing to even
be associated with them, and they're screaming at them like
how do you say stop?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
In French? Alto a rete a rete a retee. So
all of the all of the swingers are just having sex.
And they said it's everywhere everywhere there, or.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
That it's a trend growing at all.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh no, at the at the French place.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But that's what I do want to know, Like, if
what's the big naturist place in Maryland?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
What is it called? Isn't it called like Cracks and
Nips or something like that? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Haven't you been invited there?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
But is that being taken over by by swingers? Are
all nude beaches being taken over by swingers?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
And is the assumption then if you're a swinger that
eventually these natureists and nudists they'll come around.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
No, because it's not sexual to them, But do they
think it it actually at the heart of it, that's
what they say, it's not sexual. But do they believe
because it is the nude body, that there is a
sexual element despite their philosophies?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah? Maybe? I mean I think that if I were
a naturist, I'd be like m that and this is
why you've never got Am I going to line one?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Is it Avalon Resort?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That sounds right, That sounds right. Hi elliot in the morning. Hi, Hi,
who's this West Virginia. I'm sorry? What is your name? Yes, Addie?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Because I hear you. I am listening to you every
morning and I'm listening to you. You talk about cap
dog in the trans.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Uh yeah, camp, how are you saying it? Cap dag
dag dagdag is dag in the south of France. Yes,
have you been?
Speaker 9 (06:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I speak French too, So when you are you a naturist?
Speaker 8 (06:52):
I know I'm not, but I was there a long
time ago with a friend with Uh no, does that camp?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
And yes, they are almost.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
Dude, and uh everybody is new and uh the the
fun part of it is the man is new and
there really is dandling everywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
In a Yes, Now the in France? Are you from France?
Like I am here? In an accent but that's France right.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Well, I don't know what you hear about my accent,
but I do speak French and I grew up in
the French system.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yes, the but like overseas in like France and Spain
or Espana, nudity is very common.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
There is it?
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yes, that's true, even even not in that cap Dog
if you go to the bitch in France.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Uh, they love to be naked.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, hey, can I ask you this? Can I ask
you this?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
When you said that when you were at cap Digg
that you saw little willies all hanging out all over
the place.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that you said,
right and.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Now, but can I can I ask you this?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Because they'll say, like nature is they don't like that's
not that's not arousing to them or interesting to them.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Do you like seeing that? Do you like seeing that?
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Personally?
Speaker 9 (08:27):
No?
Speaker 8 (08:27):
But everybody doesn't care because that just what it is, right,
uh is cap and Uh even they go to the
store dear naked. Everywhere's naked because like like you said.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
It's a kind of freezer. So if you were a sopheu.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Pie are yeah, no, the well they think that you're gawking,
like you're not following the rules. But the like you said,
you could go into like a little like market or
as you people would say bodega and like just to
go get like chips and like your your your bagoon is.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Just out, you know, like you ain't got nothing on
your on your bottom part.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Absolutely, and he didn't stiffender if they don't have it closed.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Do you see when you were there, did you see
a lot of people having sexual relations?
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Ah?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
No, no, no, no, no no no, I don't see that.
They might be doing set privately.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
But in the beach, no, well, they said, on the beach,
it's out in the open now, like there's there's people,
there's people, there's people having sex. And then they said,
like if they see people, they said, like the big
thing is you walk the beach, right and when you
find two people having sex, whether you're a man or
a woman, everybody stops around them, almost like in middle
(09:52):
school when there was a fight.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
And everybody would crowd around.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay, so now they'll but everybody crowds around, but they masturbate.
But men and women they masturbate while they watch them
have sex, they said, sometimes, and I don't they say
it in a nice way where sometimes they'll just like
put a hand on the person, like my right hand.
Well for me, it would be my left hand on
the person's shoulder and masturbate with my right hand. That
(10:18):
sounds weird.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
That's very weird, very weird.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
But I didn't see that maybe now because that was
like a long time ago in my youth time. I
was like twenty five years old when I did there,
when I got there, and then uh, four.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Years ago I passed by and they did steal back, steal.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
All of it.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
But I didn't see all of You said that the
sixties everywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Right, Well now the swingers, the swingers have taken it over. Hey,
last thing when.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
You love swinging?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Hey, when you went there, did you like you took
off all your clothes. Yeah, because you said you.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Don't want to be the odd person, the odd person
or the gawker walking around ma'am Hello.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
On a momentom, Hold on one second, Oh there you are,
Hold on one second, Hold on one second.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Us here that nudity is mandatory.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I can't do on the beach, is it really? But
it's interesting they ought to do that at Bethany So
this who knows what the.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Numbers are now swingers versus snatchers because as far back
as two thousand and eight they put up signs that
warned against leude behavior and then there were suspicious fire
set in some of the clubs that these swingers were
hanging out in and everything.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So the nature is were burning down the clubs to
get rid of the swingers.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yes, why that goes back, like I said so many
years go, It's probably that these people who wear the
swingers have just been able to stake their claim in
this area with real estate and can't arrest them all
out number the natureists.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Now, I bet they do. I bet they do.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
This is interesting.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
They also have.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Signs that uh ban the wearing of provocative clothing.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
But you can be naked. Yeah, well but think about that.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Think about that if you just took it as a
nudist resort, right, omit the swingers for a second. If
you just looked at it as a nudist resort, walking
around naked is natural, right. Wearing something provogative is sexual.
So you wear a boost thee or like a like
(12:50):
a hot thong, a crotchless thong or something because you
want it to be sexy.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Good.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
But if I just got my bagoon out, I'm nature.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'm on a reddit subreddit where, by the.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Way, just have the bagoon out man, where they.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Are debating the ideas of swingers also being nudist or
vice versa.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Nudists will say no, it seems swingers want sex.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
We are nudists that swing with other nudists. If you
want to be naked friends and not hook up, that's
great too. But if you want to hook up but
not hang naked one hundred percent of the time, we
can't be friends.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
By the way, I do believe that a naturist can
be a swinger. I do believe you could have you
could have a sexual.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Nudists, and you can have.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Floody nudists right, but they're not there for the sex part.
They're there for the nature part.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It looks like a lot of because this was a
family friendly area years ago, a lot of people have
gone to other colonies, other resorts that are family friendly.
Because of the swinger population.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Abalon, they've come to West Virginia. If you're a swinger,
If you're a swinger, is that Mecca?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Maybe you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Is the well? Yes? But like, is that is that
a bucket list?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
If you're a swinger? Is it like I would do
anything to get to Caboo.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I just heard about it this morning. It looks like
every country has it's has its town or its neighborhood.
Right on.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I read that and I think, man, like, don't you
don't you wish?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Don't you wish at any point in your life you
were a swingers?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
No, no, no, no, But but follow me where it
was just like what do they call that?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Where it's like not anything goes Like swingers still can
be picky, but where it's like all your inhibitions leave
and you're just you're just living.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
You're out there living.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
So what are you applying it only to the lifestyle
or that mentality as an individual? As a single individual,
I guess you don't be single to be a swinger,
Like JKL is one thing, swinging is another.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Well no, but you're telling me that you just want
to keep living or you wanted to start living.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I just to be able to just let go and
get after it where it's like everywhere you look is
the possibility of like.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
We're getting it. I couldn't do it. No, I couldn't
do it, but I think I envy those that do.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Apparently, there's a legendary foam party held at the Glamour
Beach Club. This is CAP's most iconic event.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
By the way, foam party to me is sexual. If
I'm a naturist, I'm not going to a foam party
just because I'm I'm a I'm a nature is But
here's where pham party is sexual.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
The swingers have taken over because it reads here this review.
Everyone's naked, foam rains from the sky, and the day
beds double as public play zones.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, it is a beautiful The floors around them double
as masturbations.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
SROs beautiful chaotic, orgasmic blur. You want to make sure
you reserve a bed in advance, and VIP is actually
worth it here giving you a private perch to survey
the sexy madness. Oh my god, could you imagine if
you've ever wanted to get it on in broad daylight
under a rainbow of foam.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
This is your moment.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
And with VIP your daybed dry am. I going to
line too?
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Hi Elliott in the morning, Hey Elliott, Yo, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Man? Good?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (16:57):
I just want to let you know. So, my my
parents and were swingers. So my dad ended up hooking
up with my mom's friend and she had a baby
right right, And the dad has orange hair. The mom
has blonde hair, and the kid came out with brown
hair and brown eyes, just like me. So our family,
(17:25):
our family has kept it pretty tight. Like my dad
he knows what it is, but like he doesn't want
to talk about it. But like we we know he's
our brother. Like we we know he's our brother.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Can I ask you this as somebody? Are you a swinger? Also?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
No?
Speaker 9 (17:43):
I am.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I get around okay, but you're not a swinger.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
No, No, I'm not for that at all.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Isn't that weird? Was it because you saw your parents
forget your brother? Well you know what I mean, But
like because you saw your parents into it, were you like.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Uh, that's not for me.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
I didn't.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
I didn't feel like it was my kind of calling.
I just felt like, oh, what what are you guys doing?
Like you're gonna ruin relationships and like why are you
doing this? And then they explained that you know, that's
that's why they did what they did. That was at
the time, you know, like ten years ago, they were
totally for it. So, I mean, I don't know, it's
(18:26):
a different party time. Man.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Did you ever think and I'm I'm believing I'm not
I'm not speaking of your parents in an ill way,
but at any point, at any point growing up, did
you did you did you ever look at your parents
and been like, oh my god, they're whores?
Speaker 9 (18:43):
Um?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yes, I think you would, right, No, no, because it's
not it's not the norm. And again I don't mean
that in a bad way, but I bet your mind
goes there.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
Yes, I I thought I thought of like my mom
as being the problem, but it actually was my dad
and putting everything so like it was kind of a
difficult situation, right, But the good thing is is I
got a half brother out of it. It doesn't know
he's my half brother.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Well that is awesome, isn't it. That is the best thing.
All right, very good, thank you sir, Yes, Tyler.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Some describe CAP as a live action porn set. Now
this is actually important if anyone is hearing this and
wondering if they should go or not. If you're a
solo female, Noah, the crowd can be aggressive, but other
couples often help hold boundaries. It says that non verbal
consent culture is more touchy than in the US, but
(19:43):
once you establish a boundary, it's respected. Touch first, ask
permission later. The result less awkward small talk, more spontaneous heat.
So it is super hot.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
So is that why I put a hand on you
while I masterbate? I guess no.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
They said that goes on where it's like people are
just having sex on the beach and people will walk
over to.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Them because they'll put their hand on your shoulder.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
So like, let's say Tyler's having sex with somebody, I
just walk over and I just do this.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Christ The worst part about that was I didn't that
he had to pantomime it because we couldn't imagine it.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
I could. I could feel that he was doing something
because his arm on me was slightly shaken.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, but that's what I do. I put my hands
on you.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
But this is what you asked at the start of this.
If you want public sex and the freedom to be
your boldest naked at self, CAF is a bucket list
destination like no other.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
It's not for everyone, but if you get it, you
get it, get it absolutely, and you get it a lot.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Hio in the morning, Hey, good morning, how's it going.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I'm doing great real quickly. What can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
So I just wanted to call in because I haven't
been to this speech that y'all are talking about, but
I've been to a different French natural beach and it
is not like that at all. You know, I think
it's you know, it is very it sounds odd to say,
but family friendly. Some people bring their kids, not super frequently,
(21:18):
but I've seen them there, and you know, they're walking
around the beach because there's also sections of the beach.
Most of the sections of the beach are not naturalists,
so it's kind of just this one area on the
end yellow umbrellas. But you know, if people are engaging
in that kind of behavior, which I haven't seen anything,
Like I haven't seen anybody having sex. I think people
(21:41):
do masturbate like off and but kind of the regulars
uphold I guess the you know, the expected behavior and
they'll kind of shun them. And like if they see
anyone who maybe is newer or you know, if they
see one of the not his blacklist them or whatever,
(22:02):
but the creepy people, they'll kind of give them a
heads up like, hey, you know, maybe stay away from them,
Like that's not what this kind of place is.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Hey, So let me ask you this. When you went
to this nude beach in France? Were you were you
just visiting?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
There? Are you from there?
Speaker 6 (22:16):
This visiting? And it was actually it's a Caribbean island
that this half is French owned, so it wasn't in mainland.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
Oh was it?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
What?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
What is like not Havana, that's Cuba, Martinique, Martinique, Saint
Martin Martin, Oh stain the and when you when you
were there?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Who were you there with.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
My husband?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And you guys were naked just laying out on the beach.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Oh yeah, that's the best.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I couldn't even imagine. Hey did your husband have wood
the whole time?
Speaker 9 (22:52):
What?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I'm sorry an erection?
Speaker 6 (22:56):
No, but I will say, you know, it's obvious. It's
obvious you see guys like it happens. You know, you're
around naked people, some of which you know, small majority,
but some of them are super sexy. And we have
to be kind of careful because if we're like putting
on sunscreen, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I would volunteer for every normally, like if Jackie goes,
hey can you put sunscreen on them?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Like, oh god, ask someone else the I would offer.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I would just walk the beach asking if I could
put suntan lotion on you.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Yeah, you'd be shunned.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Wow, that's amazing, that's amazing.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
We had to It was kind of funny cause we've
been now twice and we just we love it. But
this week we were there, we were.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Kind of ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, just real quick, like the clicking.
Didn't get that. Yeah, no, like that's awesome. I mean,
good on him, good on him. Right, But we can't
say that. Yeah, that part we can't say.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
No, No, we're just very comfortable with I listen, I
put I just got done putting sunscre on you. I understand.
Oh I heard you were shunned the all right, hold
on one second. Wouldn't that be provocative?
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Though?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
So what she said is her husband likes to wear
sea ring, right, wouldn't that be provocative? Uh?
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah yeah, so it kind of goes into what you deciphered.
Is the reason for that rule?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yes, because anything like that is sexual. Just having your
goodies out is natural. Hmm. And it looks like everywhere's
in by the way show trip.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Photography.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh god, damn it.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Let's take the picture with your mind. Oh he looks
like he's taking a video. With this mind, he won't
stop looking at us.
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