January 13, 2026 • 28 mins
Deer advice column.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Give me an animal, Give me an animal that we
see running around, raccoon, deer.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Okay, let's go deer. Let's go dear.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
But if you on the way in this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Let's go deer, let's go dear.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Bigger, easier to handle, right, he's there to handle the mentally,
so the like I can picture that better.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I was gonna say, ask the people whose cars have him.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Deer is hurt.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, he's in your backyard. He's just laying there, not
laying there like like he looks dead, but like struggling, No,
not even struggling, just kind of like do deer lay down?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, like he's laying down.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I don't know how deer lay down, Like, I'm just okay,
but he's laying.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Down because he's hurt.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
What are you supposed to do he's in your backyard,
call animal control for a hurt deer.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Well, it's it would be odd to see a deer
just chilling in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Well, well, okay, because he's hurt.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Well, you're assuming he's hurt. Let's let's say you assuming
he's well, I.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Could open the door and if he doesn't dart, then
I'm certain that there's something wrong side, call animal control.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
And what does animal control say?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Is that who you're supposed to call? I would think so,
I don't think you're supposed to That wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Be my guess. I think you'd have to go to
some sort of like rescue or like something independent of
the government, some sort of preserve or sanctuary, someone who
can come out and assist.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Like when I had we have no visible I have
no visible signs.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He's laying there, but he's just laying but again not
laying on his side with his tongue out and flies.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
He's just laying there.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Remember when the cat gave birth on my property.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, yes, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
The animal control would not come out for it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, because why would they? And it was you got
an animal in your yard.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It was the rescue that some listeners volunteered that came
out to get all of the kittens and the mother
because I didn't know what to do with it. I
didn't want to touch it. I bet the first advice
is like, don't try to assist it yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh, if there's a if there's a deer in my backyard,
don't you worry. I'm not touching it at all.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
But when I called the county, they said, that's something
we don't help with.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So if you called, let's say you call animal control. Hi,
animal control. Yeah, I got a deer laying down in
my backyard.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Is he hurt? I don't know. Like I opened the
door and he didn't move. He's alive, but like he
didn't get up and run.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh my god. Okay, you're setting the table for this
to happen to one of us.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Now, I swear to God, not it. I would not
be right. I would not be right. But also my
case was twenty four hours later, that deer is still
sitting there.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, so it's needing help or it's good.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Animal controls already said not it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, but what I don't I don't know who you're
supposed to call or what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
But that's what I was saying. Is mine was a cat?
Or say it was a dog? Like those are very
common animals that rescues work with the deer, or even
in Diane's example, a raccoon could throw you for a
loop in terms of finding assistance.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
One morning last week, there was a solo buck lying
near the back fence of my yard. Was it hurt
or just resting? He was still there The next morning.
He moved a few feet from his spot from the
day before, but was.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Still lying down.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
A few hours later, he did get up to scavenge
what greenery he could find. He was favoring in their mind.
In my mind, he was favoring his right rear leg.
One story that this person said this that his town
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requires homeowners who have a dead deer on their property
to drag it to the street for pickup.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, but he was like, it's not dead right the whole.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's the difference. I feel like with your example.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, oh, if it's dead, by the way, I'm still
not touching.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
How big would that shovel have to be? Because we
know you do that with birds or squirrels. What'd you
do that with?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I did it with a I did it with a
oh bird, I did it with a bird and a mouse.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I had to get a bird last week. Throw it
in a garbage bag. It was just on the walkway.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh, goodbye, shovel street.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Let the critters get it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Wa.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I pulled up and I was like, what is Lindsey doing? Oh?
I know what she's doing. She knew what time I
was going to get home, and just happened to have
the shovel in hand to pass off to me.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
By the way, is that is that true that if
you've got like a dead deer in your backyard, and
maybe it's true with other wildlife, if it dies.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
On your yard, you got to like put it on
a blanket and drag it.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
To the street.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
How long does it take for that thing to disintegrate?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Too long a deer? But how long does it take?
Do you think I'm touching up to say? I offer
there's some teenager in the neighborhood who take a quick
twenty dollars to do it.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
You know, like when you drag it out to the street.
How immediate is the response?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Based on the Beltway, it takes a while.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I'm talking about the birds.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh immediately, immediately.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
They seem to know when your trash can falls over.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It would just be sitting right out in the street.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'd call Hoby, Toby, I need you to Can you
drive to Arlington from Cluster?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Why did the person?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Can I give you the quote, don't call the police,
They'll shoot it.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh? Oh, so they will? Did that on a private property?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I don't know the answer to that. That's what this
person was told.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
See, I assumed it they were not an option because
this is not just on the street.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah right, yeah, And I'm like, I feel like for
for the police, Like when I hit that one deer. Yeah,
the cops drove to the radio station and shot it,
but I had hit it and.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It was struggling. Yeah, so young, Yeah, don't get in
front of the car.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
It is funny though, that you bring up Herbert, because
I have not checked, but I'm Herbert.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Say go in the backyard with a knife and fork.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
He has not asked yet, but I know he was
wondering how many point and the person immediately said it
was eight point eight point eight point buck. Oh, he
just wrote how many points? Stupid delay.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I will tell you this if I had any wildlife raccoon, skunk, fox, deer, fox,
rabbit dying or just hanging in my backyard. Uh, both
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gates open, loud music, Please leave.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'm not touching it like I won't.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'm not going to go in the back like I'm
not going to throw like a like a rock at
it to make it go anywhere. I'm not going to
do that.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Bunnies and foxes in our backyard.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
All you have foxes in your backyards.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I'm running through the backyard all the time, dude.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, no way at all.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah they're pretty No, no they're not.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No, they're not.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You've got you've got all kinds of disease in your backyard.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Now you can't go barefoot back there.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
From Ophelially, a neighborhood deer was limping the other day,
so I called animal control and they just said monitor
it because they won't do anything with deer since there's
already too many.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Right, that's what we call natural selection.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
By the way, that it's funny that you say that
because one of the people just said leave it alone.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Like let's let leave it alone to happen happen.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, well I did leave it alone, and it's in
my yard.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah. Now, Barbara writes, what about a wildlife rehabilitator.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I wouldn't even know who to call? Who am I call.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
It for deer?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
But does follow it up with unfortunately they are not
allowed to take in adult deer.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Okay, so nobody. So I've got it.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I've got an eight pointed that's just hanging in my backyard.
By the way, I can't go grill. I can't let
the dogs out. No, God, I can't do anything because
I got this goddamn animal that's like I wish you
would die already.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That way I can get Herbert to drag it to
the decomposed. Yeah, I do have to wait for it
to decompose. Wait, hold on one second, hold on, Yes,
Tyler has it.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Josh fought with County Services about all of these types
of animals.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I'm sorry he has fought with them.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
He says he's had foxes, raccoons, groundhogs and more in
his backyard and County Services won't do a thing about it.
But are they hurt?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
What he thinks they're like trespassing walking through his backyard.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So he calls animal control to say, like a raccoon
just ran through his backyard or does he just.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Know animal control fascinating.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
They're not coming.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Out, or did he say like he's had to call
because they're injured.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I can't figure it out from his message mindset.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Hi, y'all y had the morning?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Is this mean?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Hi? Hi?
Speaker 8 (10:10):
This estate?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
So my neighbor they have like an iron fence and
my dog's going crazy. I go outside and there is
a deer impailed on their fence. I had tried to
jump it impaled through the leg. So and they had
like their leaf blowers there and they were like trying
to go create anyways, so we called animal control. Animal
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control comes and has to saw it by the leg
to get it off the fence. And then once it
was off the fence, she shot it and then brought
it to our cur to our curb, but put it
in the street. And so then once it was in
the street, they didn't couldn't do anything with it.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Then can I interrupt for just one saying I need
you to clarify something.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Did they saw the deer's leg off?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
They saw the deer from the leg, So the deer
before they shot it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
They cut his leg off. They just cut his leg off.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Bear with me, I'm gonna shoot you in a second.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
The first shoot it first, No, they they got they
saw it first, and then the leg was literally like
the limb was just swinging on the fence.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
And then the deer was like freaking out understandably on
the ground. And then the least guys were like, do
you need our help? And She's like, back up.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It again. I don't. Maybe that's protocol.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Well, step one solve leg memory.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Why didn't they shoot it?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Doesn't that?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Did I miss the part where they gave an anesthesia?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yes, here, take ten deep breaths.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
How do you You can't just cut off an animal's leg.
Wasn't it screaming?
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
The noises this thing was making, it was care It
was awful.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I don't even like what I see. Yeah, no kidding.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
When I see like and they're funny videos when the
deer gets caught in the soccer nets, hysterical.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You know what Ellie would do? Video and keep walking.
I couldn't. I couldn't touch it because the deer's yelling.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Oh god, that's screaming noise.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
They took a saw and cut off its leg.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
If I ever, can we somebody write this down, If
I ever get impaled on a fence through my leg,
shoot me first, then cut off my leg, and then
with all of so, with the leg the body.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Then they slept it to your front yard for the
dot to pick it up.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Well, we and they didn't even tell us what to do.
It slept it to my front yards. Then I'm like, hey, neighbor,
this is your responsibility number one.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Whatever, you're gonna share the flies, honey.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Yeah, yeah, but we figured out so we were like, yep,
it's not our responsibility anymore, and so came and got it.
But it took us a long time to figure that out.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, am I the only one that's still incredulous. They
cut off the deer.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
The leg of the deer over that, thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
There's no way that that's true.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
You don't believe her.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh, I do believe her, But that's not the rule.
Like that woman was like I can say this because
I'm familiar with it, Like she was dyslexic, like she
read too than once where I'm supposed to shoot it first.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
That makes sense. Craziest rule book.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Ira writes, Oh my god, people, it's not the last
white rhinoceros. Every animal doesn't need a rehab center. Call
that one guy you know, and give him a six pack, Toby,
and be done with it.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
So they're saying, just just like, just call someone who
will come out and shoot it.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
So Tom has a good theory back, Gosh.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Can I ask this though? Can I ask this?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Let's say, let's say, for example, a deer got stuck
it where it was like just laying in your backyard
for two days, right, and nobody's doing anything, and you
you call Hoby, Hoby comes out.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Well, you can call Kristen.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
She lives closer, but she brings her gun out and
shoots it. Can you get in trouble for shooting a
deer in your backyard?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Definitely on next door.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Anyway. I'm sorry. Theory about Josh, who's fighting with everybody.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Tom thinks that all these animals are slipping falls for
his millions?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Has Josh responded?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
He actually has two. All he writes is that the
raccoon issue is because there's a family living in his attic.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Wait, is this his house or is this the grandmother's house?
Is this the mansion or just the guest home?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
And there are some animals residing under his porch too.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
He didude, you're disgusted?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Did put up cinderblocks to prevent them from coming into
the house. I don't think he's.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Ever talked about an exterminator.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Great question, Hi, Ellie in the morning, protect the outside television.
Speaker 7 (15:30):
Jerry the raccoon Guy.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh yes, hi, Jerry the raccoon Guy. How are you
You've talked to him before.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
I'm good. Hey, so I've actually I've worked for a
wildlife removal company called Bitter and Pest and Wildlife Services,
so I've actually had to do this before. I don't
know what that woman was talking about about sawing a
leg off and end shooting it. Typically I'll shoot the
deer and Ben would have to cut his leg or
whatever to get it off the wrought iron fence. But
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she was completely right. Most of the time, animal control
won't help you with any of this. You've got to
call a wildlife company to do it, and then you
can pay them to remove it. But most of the
time the wildlife companies, if if they're having to remove
the animal, they're just taking it and putting it out
in the street for vitot to come pick up.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Anyways, Yeah, it's literally right by.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Hoop.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
That's crazy. No, it would somebody would take it further
away where there's no houses right around and put it
out in the street.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Put it right by my neighbor. Put it right by
my neighbor. The uh Now, let me ask you this.
So like, so you're you're the raccoon guy. So there's
a there's an injured raccoon or I believe an injured
raccoon in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
What am I supposed to do? Just let it be
until it runs out of there.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
If you call a license wildlife person, they can come
through and shoot it and remove it if it's deemed
a threat. Or like squirrels can't get rabies, right, so
raccoons and things larger than that fox and that sort
of thing, those of issues. If you see a square
all just laying around doing a thing, just kick it
or something out here.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
You not kicking?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
My god? Thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Also, I can't I can't have dead wildlife laying at
my curb.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Maybe, and that's not bougie.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Oh, that's the city. They took the Christmas tree, they
left the deer, and.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
That's there's no way that's your normal trash pickup.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, didn't he say you gotta be Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
And and that was my question a few moments ago.
How soon do they come out?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
What is today? Today's the thirteenth? Who?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I don't know, you.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Know what I'm gonna say by the twentieth.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Oh, I was gonna say by February.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Diane, They're gonna get there within.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
We're real busy, y'all.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh but it is gonna rain, gonna be some wet
sill and pedros.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Oh my goodness. May this never happen to me?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Line too, And I can't even say if it does
happen to me, I hope it's a raccoon and not
a deer. I don't want any of it, I guess
in the grand scheme of say yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
But I'm still not picking it up.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
You could do a raccoon with a shovel.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I would not.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I know you wouldn't, but you can't with a deer.
That's my point.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I I like, in my head, I know exactly who
I'm calling Jackie.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
No, no, no, no, I don't. Well, maybe Jackie could
probably do a raccoon. I would call coast Guard Kurt.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Because he's experience, he's close military also, like when he
was in a last like I know he hunts.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Oh yeah, so I did like that.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
The come get it. Well, I don't think he's like like.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Oh so he's never invited you on the trip. No,
because he just knows zerr pussy.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah. So yeah, but that's who I would call. I mean,
like Kurt.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
There is a by the way, when when my last
dog was really sick.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
He offered to put it down for you.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
No, but I had always told him if that dog
dies at home, you're getting it because I couldn't do that,
and we just take it out to the street until
VDA comes.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Did you see it was out of Gilbert, so you
probably did. Did you see that they had to say
goodbye to their first ever arsen? Yeah, and they were
carrying it in the blanket.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, yeah, I saw. I saw that lying too, Hi,
Jelli in the morning.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
Hey, So we had a deer that was we think
hit by a car near my parents home and it
broke its back. I thought it had broken its legs,
but it was then our bushes, just struggling trying to
get up, and we had to call the game warden
because deer are weird. They're technically a game animal, but
they're also a pest animal, so we called the game
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warden just to make sure we wouldn't get in trouble
if we took care of it. So my dad had
to shoot it, and then our neighbor is a hunter,
so he came and got the carcass and like did
whatever he did with it. But yeah, you got to
call the game warden because animal control isn't going to
do anything about wildlife unless it's like an actual threat
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to people.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
So I have to call the game warden if there
is I didn't even think of like a deer getting
hit by a car and then like they run off
now to heal.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's what we think happened to this one
because we're not close to a road. Not really, but yeah,
I thought it had broken a leg or something because
it's back legs were not working at all.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
So that's sad.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I hate wildlife.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
It was so Dad went out and took care of it,
and then our neighbor came and got it and did
whatever he did with the carcass, and yeah, he hate it.
He said, Yeah, it looked it looked like it had
broken its back.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Can I can I tell you thank you, ma'am? Can
I can I tell you where I where? I hate
myself right now. I wish I had it in me
to be able to go.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, you know what, let me just grab a gun.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Go outside and blast the thing to put it out
of its misery.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, to put it out of its misery.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Well, Mike writes, this is why everyone should own a
cold steel boar hunting spear.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Harp the son of him.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
To shoot that.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I you think I could stab a dear Kristen?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
What you got me for Christmas? Could I use that?
But it's you got me. It's an axe. Oh, we
all got the same.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Turn your turn yourself on. Yeah, I got an axe. Also,
were you able to get yours out of its sheath?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I've used it already, have you really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
What'd you cut up?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Did you cut up some of the some of that
animal that was in your backyard? No?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I had to deal with an h oo a issue
in evolving a tree.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I felled a tree with it.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, so the axe.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I couldn't take the axe outside an axe a deer
in its throat?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
You could if you?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
No, No, No, I couldn't. I couldn't. I'm telling you.
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Like charging you.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
I'd run inside, Yeah, in the door.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
No, it's not to kill, well, it's to kill if
you need to. Yeah, but you each got a let's
go camping box?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Right?
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
No, which is great, which is great.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
But Tyler's already used his?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, so have I?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
No, I did? I took I chopped the head off
of a raccoon.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Like Ecuador. Diane, have you yours? I have not.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Have you taken it out of the sheet.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
It's in the dining room, Oh oh for carving.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
No, No, I just haven't moved it to a place
where it's going to reside yet.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
And I'm a dick for how I deal with gifts.
All right, very good, very good, very good.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
So what we learn.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Game Morten, Well, definitely get permission to do whatever you're
gonna do, right or call in some communities you.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Maybe you can't just bring it to the curb. That
would be a little jarring. Oh look, it's right next
to the bus stops.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
No, but that that would be if they were like
drag it to the curb. Literally one side there's always
a car that's parked there.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
The other side is the basketball who and that's where
it's going.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Like, listen, people are always impressed with our neighborhood. Because
there is no specific Christmas tree pickup day. You can
do it on any recycling day.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
So you just leave it out.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yes, yeah, I still don't think they're gonna take and
render a deer. They're gonna put a little note on
it like they do when you put your leaves in
a plastic bag.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Hey. Also, let's not get too far away. What the
hell is going on at Josh's house? Like, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
He's got animals living in the attic, living in the walls.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, get help?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Wait did he post again here? I don't see another one.
But he does spend a lot of time outside because
we know that he has Oh.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, because all the animals are inside.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
They're trying to do this. But also why, like here
we go, he just sent a photo.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Why is he.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Fighting with the call a goddamn exterminator?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Oh, for the raccoons in his attic. Here's one of
the raccoons.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
What is that? Is that water? What is that in
the background of photo?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
He doesn't live on the water.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Oh, there's actually two raccoons in this photo, camouflaged. I
didn't see the other one. It landed in with his porch.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Disgusting. Well that's not so he's gross.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
No, I don't. I don't think he's throwing trash in
the yard to attract them.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
They live in his attic.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Call an exterminator, he believes I have an idea instead
of buying a funko this month, get somebody to get
the animals out of your house.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
He said.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Not all of them are alive. Some are hurt, and
he's seen.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Get in his attic that smells good.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
Maybe he's he's waiting for Oh, once they all died,
then all scoopings some to see how this this season,
the winter treats them because I guess they she would
want to come inside more during the.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Winter or when it gets real hot.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Who now the body's cooking, by the way, like Josh
is Josh is a single guy. Like, you can't bring
a woman home to that here you get a woman
in your bed.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Smell exactly.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Oh it smells like that when I'm aroused. Well, he
didn't say anything about a scent.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Oh, no, he's got the only one.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I'm sorry I inferred that he's got.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
The only wildlife that dies and doesn't smells.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
But remember, I thought I had some sort of animal
or family in my attic when I first moved into
my house, went upstairs, caused a ton of nail pops
by stepping on the wrong beams in the attic, and
later found out it was just the wind on the siding.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Okay, that's fine, imagine.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
What if it's a sighting. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
It may not be the red.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
He's already gone up there. He knows there's dead animals.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
No, he believes.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Oh so the woman as she's taking her shirt off
and be like, I'm sure it's just the side that smells.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Know that you're hearing. I didn't have a smell.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
No wonder.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
He sleeps with a sea path, so he can't smell
the death.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I'd rather smell my breath.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
No, it's to avoid his own death. Actually, he suffers
from sleep out.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Even the raccoons are like, God, damn, it stinks in here.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
This is what happens when people open up and share
with you, you then make fun of them.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
We're trying to get him help.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
We'll get him an endorsement for some sort of company.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Hi, I'm Josh Organ.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I've had I've had dead raccoons in my attic for
the better part of six years.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
My house thinks, what's a guy to do?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
So I just waited around the sales department until somebody
called and said they've got.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
An exterminator endorsement up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Now the animals are gone, but the oils in their
body have eaten through the ceiling.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Listen, it's the same way Diane got the photos that
glamour shots. And actually it sounds like a salesperson could help. Josh, Yes,
didn't you get a note from Jada?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Oh wait Jadab? What does he want to do?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
He said, Fire up the grill.
Give me an animal, Give me an animal that we
see running around, raccoon, deer.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Okay, let's go deer. Let's go dear.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
But if you on the way in this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Let's go deer, let's go dear.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Bigger, easier to handle, right, he's there to handle the mentally,
so the like I can picture that better.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I was gonna say, ask the people whose cars have him.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Deer is hurt.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, he's in your backyard. He's just laying there, not
laying there like like he looks dead, but like struggling, No,
not even struggling, just kind of like do deer lay down?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, like he's laying down.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I don't know how deer lay down, Like, I'm just okay,
but he's laying.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Down because he's hurt.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
What are you supposed to do he's in your backyard,
call animal control for a hurt deer.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Well, it's it would be odd to see a deer
just chilling in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Well, well, okay, because he's hurt.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Well, you're assuming he's hurt. Let's let's say you assuming
he's well, I.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Could open the door and if he doesn't dart, then
I'm certain that there's something wrong side, call animal control.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
And what does animal control say?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Is that who you're supposed to call? I would think so,
I don't think you're supposed to That wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Be my guess. I think you'd have to go to
some sort of like rescue or like something independent of
the government, some sort of preserve or sanctuary, someone who
can come out and assist.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Like when I had we have no visible I have
no visible signs.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He's laying there, but he's just laying but again not
laying on his side with his tongue out and flies.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
He's just laying there.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Remember when the cat gave birth on my property.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, yes, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
The animal control would not come out for it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, because why would they? And it was you got
an animal in your yard.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It was the rescue that some listeners volunteered that came
out to get all of the kittens and the mother
because I didn't know what to do with it. I
didn't want to touch it. I bet the first advice
is like, don't try to assist it yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh, if there's a if there's a deer in my backyard,
don't you worry. I'm not touching it at all.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
But when I called the county, they said, that's something
we don't help with.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So if you called, let's say you call animal control. Hi,
animal control. Yeah, I got a deer laying down in
my backyard.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Is he hurt? I don't know. Like I opened the
door and he didn't move. He's alive, but like he
didn't get up and run.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh my god. Okay, you're setting the table for this
to happen to one of us.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Now, I swear to God, not it. I would not
be right. I would not be right. But also my
case was twenty four hours later, that deer is still
sitting there.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, so it's needing help or it's good.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Animal controls already said not it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, but what I don't I don't know who you're
supposed to call or what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
But that's what I was saying. Is mine was a cat?
Or say it was a dog? Like those are very
common animals that rescues work with the deer, or even
in Diane's example, a raccoon could throw you for a
loop in terms of finding assistance.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
One morning last week, there was a solo buck lying
near the back fence of my yard. Was it hurt
or just resting? He was still there The next morning.
He moved a few feet from his spot from the
day before, but was.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Still lying down.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
A few hours later, he did get up to scavenge
what greenery he could find. He was favoring in their mind.
In my mind, he was favoring his right rear leg.
One story that this person said this that his town
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requires homeowners who have a dead deer on their property
to drag it to the street for pickup.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, but he was like, it's not dead right the whole.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's the difference. I feel like with your example.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, oh, if it's dead, by the way, I'm still
not touching.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
How big would that shovel have to be? Because we
know you do that with birds or squirrels. What'd you
do that with?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I did it with a I did it with a
oh bird, I did it with a bird and a mouse.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I had to get a bird last week. Throw it
in a garbage bag. It was just on the walkway.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh, goodbye, shovel street.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Let the critters get it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Wa.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I pulled up and I was like, what is Lindsey doing? Oh?
I know what she's doing. She knew what time I
was going to get home, and just happened to have
the shovel in hand to pass off to me.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
By the way, is that is that true that if
you've got like a dead deer in your backyard, and
maybe it's true with other wildlife, if it dies.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
On your yard, you got to like put it on
a blanket and drag it.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
To the street.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
How long does it take for that thing to disintegrate?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Too long a deer? But how long does it take?
Do you think I'm touching up to say? I offer
there's some teenager in the neighborhood who take a quick
twenty dollars to do it.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
You know, like when you drag it out to the street.
How immediate is the response?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Based on the Beltway, it takes a while.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I'm talking about the birds.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh immediately, immediately.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
They seem to know when your trash can falls over.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It would just be sitting right out in the street.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'd call Hoby, Toby, I need you to Can you
drive to Arlington from Cluster?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Why did the person?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Can I give you the quote, don't call the police,
They'll shoot it.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh? Oh, so they will? Did that on a private property?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I don't know the answer to that. That's what this
person was told.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
See, I assumed it they were not an option because
this is not just on the street.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah right, yeah, And I'm like, I feel like for
for the police, Like when I hit that one deer. Yeah,
the cops drove to the radio station and shot it,
but I had hit it and.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It was struggling. Yeah, so young, Yeah, don't get in
front of the car.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
It is funny though, that you bring up Herbert, because
I have not checked, but I'm Herbert.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Say go in the backyard with a knife and fork.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
He has not asked yet, but I know he was
wondering how many point and the person immediately said it
was eight point eight point eight point buck. Oh, he
just wrote how many points? Stupid delay.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I will tell you this if I had any wildlife raccoon, skunk, fox, deer, fox,
rabbit dying or just hanging in my backyard. Uh, both
(07:22):
gates open, loud music, Please leave.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'm not touching it like I won't.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'm not going to go in the back like I'm
not going to throw like a like a rock at
it to make it go anywhere. I'm not going to
do that.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Bunnies and foxes in our backyard.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
All you have foxes in your backyards.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I'm running through the backyard all the time, dude.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, no way at all.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah they're pretty No, no they're not.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No, they're not.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You've got you've got all kinds of disease in your backyard.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Now you can't go barefoot back there.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
From Ophelially, a neighborhood deer was limping the other day,
so I called animal control and they just said monitor
it because they won't do anything with deer since there's
already too many.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Right, that's what we call natural selection.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
By the way, that it's funny that you say that
because one of the people just said leave it alone.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Like let's let leave it alone to happen happen.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, well I did leave it alone, and it's in
my yard.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah. Now, Barbara writes, what about a wildlife rehabilitator.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I wouldn't even know who to call? Who am I call.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
It for deer?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
But does follow it up with unfortunately they are not
allowed to take in adult deer.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Okay, so nobody. So I've got it.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I've got an eight pointed that's just hanging in my backyard.
By the way, I can't go grill. I can't let
the dogs out. No, God, I can't do anything because
I got this goddamn animal that's like I wish you
would die already.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That way I can get Herbert to drag it to
the decomposed. Yeah, I do have to wait for it
to decompose. Wait, hold on one second, hold on, Yes,
Tyler has it.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Josh fought with County Services about all of these types
of animals.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I'm sorry he has fought with them.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
He says he's had foxes, raccoons, groundhogs and more in
his backyard and County Services won't do a thing about it.
But are they hurt?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
What he thinks they're like trespassing walking through his backyard.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So he calls animal control to say, like a raccoon
just ran through his backyard or does he just.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Know animal control fascinating.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
They're not coming.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Out, or did he say like he's had to call
because they're injured.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I can't figure it out from his message mindset.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Hi, y'all y had the morning?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Is this mean?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Hi? Hi?
Speaker 8 (10:10):
This estate?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
So my neighbor they have like an iron fence and
my dog's going crazy. I go outside and there is
a deer impailed on their fence. I had tried to
jump it impaled through the leg. So and they had
like their leaf blowers there and they were like trying
to go create anyways, so we called animal control. Animal
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control comes and has to saw it by the leg
to get it off the fence. And then once it
was off the fence, she shot it and then brought
it to our cur to our curb, but put it
in the street. And so then once it was in
the street, they didn't couldn't do anything with it.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Then can I interrupt for just one saying I need
you to clarify something.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Did they saw the deer's leg off?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
They saw the deer from the leg, So the deer
before they shot it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
They cut his leg off. They just cut his leg off.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Bear with me, I'm gonna shoot you in a second.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
The first shoot it first, No, they they got they
saw it first, and then the leg was literally like
the limb was just swinging on the fence.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
And then the deer was like freaking out understandably on
the ground. And then the least guys were like, do
you need our help? And She's like, back up.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It again. I don't. Maybe that's protocol.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Well, step one solve leg memory.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Why didn't they shoot it?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Doesn't that?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Did I miss the part where they gave an anesthesia?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yes, here, take ten deep breaths.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
How do you You can't just cut off an animal's leg.
Wasn't it screaming?
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
The noises this thing was making, it was care It
was awful.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I don't even like what I see. Yeah, no kidding.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
When I see like and they're funny videos when the
deer gets caught in the soccer nets, hysterical.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You know what Ellie would do? Video and keep walking.
I couldn't. I couldn't touch it because the deer's yelling.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Oh god, that's screaming noise.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
They took a saw and cut off its leg.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
If I ever, can we somebody write this down, If
I ever get impaled on a fence through my leg,
shoot me first, then cut off my leg, and then
with all of so, with the leg the body.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Then they slept it to your front yard for the
dot to pick it up.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Well, we and they didn't even tell us what to do.
It slept it to my front yards. Then I'm like, hey, neighbor,
this is your responsibility number one.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Whatever, you're gonna share the flies, honey.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Yeah, yeah, but we figured out so we were like, yep,
it's not our responsibility anymore, and so came and got it.
But it took us a long time to figure that out.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, am I the only one that's still incredulous. They
cut off the deer.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
The leg of the deer over that, thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
There's no way that that's true.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
You don't believe her.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh, I do believe her, But that's not the rule.
Like that woman was like I can say this because
I'm familiar with it, Like she was dyslexic, like she
read too than once where I'm supposed to shoot it first.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
That makes sense. Craziest rule book.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Ira writes, Oh my god, people, it's not the last
white rhinoceros. Every animal doesn't need a rehab center. Call
that one guy you know, and give him a six pack, Toby,
and be done with it.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
So they're saying, just just like, just call someone who
will come out and shoot it.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
So Tom has a good theory back, Gosh.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Can I ask this though? Can I ask this?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Let's say, let's say, for example, a deer got stuck
it where it was like just laying in your backyard
for two days, right, and nobody's doing anything, and you
you call Hoby, Hoby comes out.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Well, you can call Kristen.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
She lives closer, but she brings her gun out and
shoots it. Can you get in trouble for shooting a
deer in your backyard?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Definitely on next door.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Anyway. I'm sorry. Theory about Josh, who's fighting with everybody.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Tom thinks that all these animals are slipping falls for
his millions?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Has Josh responded?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
He actually has two. All he writes is that the
raccoon issue is because there's a family living in his attic.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Wait, is this his house or is this the grandmother's house?
Is this the mansion or just the guest home?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
And there are some animals residing under his porch too.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
He didude, you're disgusted?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Did put up cinderblocks to prevent them from coming into
the house. I don't think he's.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Ever talked about an exterminator.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Great question, Hi, Ellie in the morning, protect the outside television.
Speaker 7 (15:30):
Jerry the raccoon Guy.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh yes, hi, Jerry the raccoon Guy. How are you
You've talked to him before.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
I'm good. Hey, so I've actually I've worked for a
wildlife removal company called Bitter and Pest and Wildlife Services,
so I've actually had to do this before. I don't
know what that woman was talking about about sawing a
leg off and end shooting it. Typically I'll shoot the
deer and Ben would have to cut his leg or
whatever to get it off the wrought iron fence. But
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she was completely right. Most of the time, animal control
won't help you with any of this. You've got to
call a wildlife company to do it, and then you
can pay them to remove it. But most of the
time the wildlife companies, if if they're having to remove
the animal, they're just taking it and putting it out
in the street for vitot to come pick up.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Anyways, Yeah, it's literally right by.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Hoop.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
That's crazy. No, it would somebody would take it further
away where there's no houses right around and put it
out in the street.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Put it right by my neighbor. Put it right by
my neighbor. The uh Now, let me ask you this.
So like, so you're you're the raccoon guy. So there's
a there's an injured raccoon or I believe an injured
raccoon in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
What am I supposed to do? Just let it be
until it runs out of there.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
If you call a license wildlife person, they can come
through and shoot it and remove it if it's deemed
a threat. Or like squirrels can't get rabies, right, so
raccoons and things larger than that fox and that sort
of thing, those of issues. If you see a square
all just laying around doing a thing, just kick it
or something out here.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
You not kicking?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
My god? Thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Also, I can't I can't have dead wildlife laying at
my curb.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Maybe, and that's not bougie.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Oh, that's the city. They took the Christmas tree, they
left the deer, and.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
That's there's no way that's your normal trash pickup.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, didn't he say you gotta be Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
And and that was my question a few moments ago.
How soon do they come out?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
What is today? Today's the thirteenth? Who?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I don't know, you.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Know what I'm gonna say by the twentieth.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Oh, I was gonna say by February.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Diane, They're gonna get there within.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
We're real busy, y'all.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh but it is gonna rain, gonna be some wet
sill and pedros.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Oh my goodness. May this never happen to me?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Line too, And I can't even say if it does
happen to me, I hope it's a raccoon and not
a deer. I don't want any of it, I guess
in the grand scheme of say yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
But I'm still not picking it up.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
You could do a raccoon with a shovel.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I would not.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I know you wouldn't, but you can't with a deer.
That's my point.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I I like, in my head, I know exactly who
I'm calling Jackie.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
No, no, no, no, I don't. Well, maybe Jackie could
probably do a raccoon. I would call coast Guard Kurt.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Because he's experience, he's close military also, like when he
was in a last like I know he hunts.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Oh yeah, so I did like that.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
The come get it. Well, I don't think he's like like.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Oh so he's never invited you on the trip. No,
because he just knows zerr pussy.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah. So yeah, but that's who I would call. I mean,
like Kurt.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
There is a by the way, when when my last
dog was really sick.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
He offered to put it down for you.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
No, but I had always told him if that dog
dies at home, you're getting it because I couldn't do that,
and we just take it out to the street until
VDA comes.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Did you see it was out of Gilbert, so you
probably did. Did you see that they had to say
goodbye to their first ever arsen? Yeah, and they were
carrying it in the blanket.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, yeah, I saw. I saw that lying too, Hi,
Jelli in the morning.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
Hey, So we had a deer that was we think
hit by a car near my parents home and it
broke its back. I thought it had broken its legs,
but it was then our bushes, just struggling trying to
get up, and we had to call the game warden
because deer are weird. They're technically a game animal, but
they're also a pest animal, so we called the game
(20:13):
warden just to make sure we wouldn't get in trouble
if we took care of it. So my dad had
to shoot it, and then our neighbor is a hunter,
so he came and got the carcass and like did
whatever he did with it. But yeah, you got to
call the game warden because animal control isn't going to
do anything about wildlife unless it's like an actual threat
(20:33):
to people.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
So I have to call the game warden if there
is I didn't even think of like a deer getting
hit by a car and then like they run off
now to heal.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's what we think happened to this one
because we're not close to a road. Not really, but yeah,
I thought it had broken a leg or something because
it's back legs were not working at all.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
So that's sad.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I hate wildlife.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
It was so Dad went out and took care of it,
and then our neighbor came and got it and did
whatever he did with the carcass, and yeah, he hate it.
He said, Yeah, it looked it looked like it had
broken its back.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Can I can I tell you thank you, ma'am? Can
I can I tell you where I where? I hate
myself right now. I wish I had it in me
to be able to go.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, you know what, let me just grab a gun.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Go outside and blast the thing to put it out
of its misery.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, to put it out of its misery.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Well, Mike writes, this is why everyone should own a
cold steel boar hunting spear.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Harp the son of him.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
To shoot that.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I you think I could stab a dear Kristen?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
What you got me for Christmas? Could I use that?
But it's you got me. It's an axe. Oh, we
all got the same.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Turn your turn yourself on. Yeah, I got an axe. Also,
were you able to get yours out of its sheath?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I've used it already, have you really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
What'd you cut up?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Did you cut up some of the some of that
animal that was in your backyard? No?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I had to deal with an h oo a issue
in evolving a tree.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I felled a tree with it.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, so the axe.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I couldn't take the axe outside an axe a deer
in its throat?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
You could if you?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
No, No, No, I couldn't. I couldn't. I'm telling you.
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Like charging you.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
I'd run inside, Yeah, in the door.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
No, it's not to kill, well, it's to kill if
you need to. Yeah, but you each got a let's
go camping box?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Right?
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
No, which is great, which is great.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
But Tyler's already used his?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, so have I?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
No, I did? I took I chopped the head off
of a raccoon.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Like Ecuador. Diane, have you yours? I have not.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Have you taken it out of the sheet.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
It's in the dining room, Oh oh for carving.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
No, No, I just haven't moved it to a place
where it's going to reside yet.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
And I'm a dick for how I deal with gifts.
All right, very good, very good, very good.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
So what we learn.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Game Morten, Well, definitely get permission to do whatever you're
gonna do, right or call in some communities you.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Maybe you can't just bring it to the curb. That
would be a little jarring. Oh look, it's right next
to the bus stops.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
No, but that that would be if they were like
drag it to the curb. Literally one side there's always
a car that's parked there.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
The other side is the basketball who and that's where
it's going.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Like, listen, people are always impressed with our neighborhood. Because
there is no specific Christmas tree pickup day. You can
do it on any recycling day.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
So you just leave it out.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yes, yeah, I still don't think they're gonna take and
render a deer. They're gonna put a little note on
it like they do when you put your leaves in
a plastic bag.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Hey. Also, let's not get too far away. What the
hell is going on at Josh's house? Like, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
He's got animals living in the attic, living in the walls.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, get help?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Wait did he post again here? I don't see another one.
But he does spend a lot of time outside because
we know that he has Oh.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, because all the animals are inside.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
They're trying to do this. But also why, like here
we go, he just sent a photo.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Why is he.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Fighting with the call a goddamn exterminator?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Oh, for the raccoons in his attic. Here's one of
the raccoons.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
What is that? Is that water? What is that in
the background of photo?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
He doesn't live on the water.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Oh, there's actually two raccoons in this photo, camouflaged. I
didn't see the other one. It landed in with his porch.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Disgusting. Well that's not so he's gross.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
No, I don't. I don't think he's throwing trash in
the yard to attract them.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
They live in his attic.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Call an exterminator, he believes I have an idea instead
of buying a funko this month, get somebody to get
the animals out of your house.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
He said.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Not all of them are alive. Some are hurt, and
he's seen.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Get in his attic that smells good.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
Maybe he's he's waiting for Oh, once they all died,
then all scoopings some to see how this this season,
the winter treats them because I guess they she would
want to come inside more during the.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Winter or when it gets real hot.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Who now the body's cooking, by the way, like Josh
is Josh is a single guy. Like, you can't bring
a woman home to that here you get a woman
in your bed.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Smell exactly.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Oh it smells like that when I'm aroused. Well, he
didn't say anything about a scent.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Oh, no, he's got the only one.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I'm sorry I inferred that he's got.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
The only wildlife that dies and doesn't smells.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
But remember, I thought I had some sort of animal
or family in my attic when I first moved into
my house, went upstairs, caused a ton of nail pops
by stepping on the wrong beams in the attic, and
later found out it was just the wind on the siding.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Okay, that's fine, imagine.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
What if it's a sighting. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
It may not be the red.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
He's already gone up there. He knows there's dead animals.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
No, he believes.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Oh so the woman as she's taking her shirt off
and be like, I'm sure it's just the side that smells.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Know that you're hearing. I didn't have a smell.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
No wonder.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
He sleeps with a sea path, so he can't smell
the death.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I'd rather smell my breath.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
No, it's to avoid his own death. Actually, he suffers
from sleep out.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Even the raccoons are like, God, damn, it stinks in here.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
This is what happens when people open up and share
with you, you then make fun of them.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
We're trying to get him help.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
We'll get him an endorsement for some sort of company.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Hi, I'm Josh Organ.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I've had I've had dead raccoons in my attic for
the better part of six years.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
My house thinks, what's a guy to do?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
So I just waited around the sales department until somebody
called and said they've got.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
An exterminator endorsement up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Now the animals are gone, but the oils in their
body have eaten through the ceiling.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Listen, it's the same way Diane got the photos that
glamour shots. And actually it sounds like a salesperson could help. Josh, Yes,
didn't you get a note from Jada?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Oh wait Jadab? What does he want to do?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
He said, Fire up the grill.
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