April 30, 2026 ⢠26 mins
One man banned.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
American Airlines is the easiest airline to get banned from.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Like that's well known, it is.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
The way I read it, they were like everybody knows this,
but American Airlines. And I'm not talking about like the
federal no fly list, but just like the like you
you do something right, like and I don't even mean
like where was there?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
There was just there. There was just an incident where
there was somebody on a plane.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't think, I don't know if it was American
or not, but they wouldn't get off their phone.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh that was Delta.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, the guy wouldn't get off his phone, and it
caused a whole stink. They hadn't end up having to
delay the flight an hour because the guy wouldn't hang
up his phone.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It was frustrating for the fellow passengers. Did you see
the clip where they're yelling at him.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
No, I just I just know that he got that
there was a flight that delayed because it was a
Miami flight.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Let me play the audio for you here, and the.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Guy wouldn't get off his phone, like, get off your phone,
we close the doors.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Here we go. You're gonna notice a couple of the
frequent flyers sound like Elliott having something.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So we're all supposed to listen.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Elliot just rip them off the plane. So my guess
is he's gonna be banned from Delta.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
That's gotta gets you right.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
For a little bit, at least for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh, these bands are not lifetime bands.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh, I don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I've never been banned, Kristen, Can we find somebody who's
been banned from flying an airline?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Seriously, and again, I don't mean the federal no fly list.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Is that because remember when we went to Osaka and
I was on a chartered flight. No. But I'm just saying, like,
had the person smoked or vaped now in the onboard lavatory?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay, the person did, right.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
No, But I'm just saying, like if they if they
do that, does that constitute a band?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I would assume if you if you, if you smoke
in the plane's bathroom, that they can ban you.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Sure, I mean that's also against the law.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, that could be a federal thing.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Uh, you're right when you search easiest airline to get
banned from first result of American airlines, I've never heard
of that. I like that I had knew, Well I don't.
But what if you were banned for a reason you
don't think is.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I'm not going to do anything to get banned. I'm
not going to go and act like a fool on
a plane.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well that is exactly that is exactly what David Klein thought.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Christian?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Will you see if you can find me somebody who's
banned from flying a certain airline?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Please?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Or if people or if people are hipped to American
being the easiest to get banned from eight six six
to Elliot eight six six two three five five four
six eight. Yes, Tom from the goon squad. Five guys
did show up, and a quick thank you to them.
They brought the extra fry Assault for my burger. How
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about that? I'll move my fries over here. I just
wanted this one is so good and smoshing.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Show good anyway. Twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Did I not give the number eight six six to
Elliot eight six six two three five five four six
eight band? Or you knew about American? Twenty nineteen? David
Klein and his wife, they're from San Diego. They got
an on They got on an American Airlines flight from
Tokyo to LA. They were seated in business class. Not
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long after they were seated, a flight attendant approached David
and told him to put his seat in an upright position.
A few seconds later, as David Clem was preparing to
adjust his seat, the same flight attendant passed by him again,
leaned over him, pushed the seat adjustment button on his
arm rest, and said please. David Clem was surprised at
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having the stranger make physical contact with him and instinctively
moved her arm away, saying I'll adjust the seat, thank you,
and he immediately adjusted his seat. A second flight attendant
saw what was going on and came over and said, hey,
you know what, sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
She's probably having a bad day.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's fine, like, thank you for moving your seat up,
And the rest of the flight was totally fine.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, nothing else happened.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I follow it so far.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Nothing else happened.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Fast forward a handful of years, Klein and his wife
made a reservation on American Airlines to fly from Los
Angeles to a friend's sixtieth birthday party celebration. They ubered
to the airport and began checking their bags. That's when
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they discovered Kleine wasn't allowed to fly on American airlines.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
And it was because of the seat thing.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
When he asked originally, they refused to explain why he
was now banned from flying on them. He also reached
out to corporate to get more information, but nobody responded
to him. It is believed that the flight attendant involved
in the twenty nineteen air quote incident solely out of spite,
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titled a report with the airline that accused the planeff
of refusing to follow safety instructions. The ban prevented him
from flying to some places with his family members, forcing
him to incur higher costs loss of time by having
to take flyinges on fights on other airlines. He wrote
to American and asked him to please reinstate his right
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to travel.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
No response.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Spite, though he.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Filed a lawsuit.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Against American, and the lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Has now been dropped.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Has it got too expensive?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Nobody knows why, So they're trying to figure out did
it get did the flight get did the lawsuit get
dropped because they settled, Did the lawsuit get dropped because
American reinstated him, or did the lawsuit get dropped because
they were told you you didn't follow the flight attendant's thing,
and you're on the list, and you.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Gave us every detail from the quote unquote incident.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yes, even including the other flight attendants saying anologizing, Hey,
maybe she's just having a bad day.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's fine.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
But did that embarrass the five flight attendant who then
wrote a report up.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You can be embarrassed all you want, but why would
you ban me for flying for that? Again?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Tell me that I'm the guy who won't get off
the plane, or I ran and tried to open an
exit door like you see those idiots? Do I get
that this guy got banned for nothing? And why is
American so sensitive?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Well?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I agree with that because when I searched to see
what you were claiming, and the internet did say Americans
notorious for banning passengers. A lot of the articles spoke
to an algorithm they use, especially for skip lagging.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh, skip lagging.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It does say here what can usually get you on
an airline's no fly list? Again, not the federal but
just an airline. Anything an airline considers threatening, dangerous or
inappropriate fine. Also, skip lagging is a huge one. That
was the number one thing that an airline will ban
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you for is skip lagging?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Number two? Inappropriate social behavior? Is that just like being.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Drunk or like air rage, like against your fellow passengers?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Remember I told you my mom got all hammered up
on a plane and like flew the whole flight leaning
over her seat, talking to the gentleman behind her.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Number three in flight violence.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I get that, number four smoking, Number five not following
a flight a flight attendance instructions, And that's what he
got nailed for.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
But it seems like and I get the algorithm algorithm
thing and getting off the flight on your layover city.
Why that upsets the airlines? But this does sound like American,
And you said it Americans just touchy?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
What should be an all sensitive for get over yourself again?
Did I get in a fight? Ban me? I get
that even then like short term.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It but exactly the ban still resulted. Whether or not
it was resolved and he's no longer banned, he still
had to sue a lot of people will be like,
I guess I'm just not flying American.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I can't sue an airline.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
And I do know.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
He filed the lawsuit six years after the initial incident. Yeah,
so he had at least been banned for six years.
Well he didn't know for three Yes, then three years.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
He hadn't flown. Am I going to line one?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
That's the weirdest thing. You may be banned and be unaware.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
He had no clue.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
So I guess they don't tell you. Maybe they tell you,
like as if you get taken off in cars.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
They don't tell you flying this airline. Again, they don't
tell you until you try to book.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Well you would he booked.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
He didn't find out he can't get on the plane
until he got to the airport. Remember he ubered from
San Diego to lax.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Yeah, they should at least, I mean, you should not
be able to book a ticket then and then that's
how you find out.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, but if I'm the airline, I get your money.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Did you just belch.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Sir to me?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yeah, I won't say my name.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
I got a guy.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I was politely asked by six police officers to leave
the Jacksonville airport one day.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Wait a minute, so were you What were you doing
at the airport that got you asked to leave?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
We were going to Puerto Rico for New Year's my
ex wife and me and we met two random guys
and took him to the Priority club with us, and
four hours of delays later, one of the guys who
was hanging out with us was very drunk with his dog,
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and Frontier Airlines determined that we were together, so he
was told he could not board the flight, and neither
could I. He was arrested and put on the note flylist.
I was just told to get out of the airport
and they didn't want to know my name.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
So you never you didn't get banned though, No.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
No, but they said the police were very nice to me.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
They said, you no.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Longer have a valid ticket. I don't even know who
you are, sir, but you see your best interest to leave.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Because you're now you're not trespassing on federal property.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Wow, I've never even I've never even heard of that.
I've never heard that exactly.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
My ex wife is like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Why are you like? You're just walking out? I'm like, yeah,
what am I going to do? Start a fight in
the middle of the airport.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
I'm going to go to jail.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I got six cops here, and you're telling me that
I should I should put my foot down.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I always say women, get your ass kicked. Absolutely all right, dude,
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Thank you, thank you, my friend.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Dress codes have been mentioned as reasons you can also
get banned from flatsand it isn't language.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Like language on a T shirt or such stuff that's too.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You could wear.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
We've definitely seen people be kicked off lights. I don't
know if they ultimately got banned.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
From wearing what a bikini top?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Yeah, they've been asked why into the beach, then put
on it. That's great, have that on underneath something. It's
cold on the plane. I can see, I can see
your I can see your nipples from steerage.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No, you can't because I got titty bars.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
There. You don't.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But yeah, language, I get, language I get because you
don't want that could get bad.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But would they even ban you for that?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
For American airlines it sounds like they are. Well if
Michael on Facebook says there has to be more to
the story, but he's not the person on snapchat who
said seat upright position, that's like airplane mode. You don't
have to do it the I think, isn't the argument
for that seat rooted in some decent logic?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
The upright seat?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, I believe it's for evacuation purposes, like if there's
an emergency.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
The ease of getting out.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yes, and that the seats are all all uniform and
everything is fine.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
But also it's because they then are locked, yes, which
they're not when they're back correct, So yes, the uniform
positioning helps.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, no, but if you need to hold on a
maneuver or like God forbid, climb down the road, the
seat is locked in its upright position.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You don't have to worry about it falling back or
anything like that.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
So yes, your seat should be in an upright position.
The airplane mode thing these days.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh, I have never Number one, I've never put a
phone in airplane mode?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Are you serious? Even when it first came out as
a feature?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
No, I didn't care.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
The never put a phone in airplane You don't think
you're going to take down a jet.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
If if my phone is going to take down a jet,
they've got bigger problems.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Number two, do you put your phone in airplane mode?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Not anymore?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yes? Why because they ask you to, They.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Asked me to do it. You know what else they
ask you to do? Keep your seat up.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
But as soon as they sit in their jump seats.
You can kind of tilt that thing back.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
A little bit all the time.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
You just said you agreed with the reason they make.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
You do it.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, and if there's an emergency, I'll put it straight
up again.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
But right now it's an emergency that I have a
little bit of a room.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Does that make that much of a difference?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Do you know where it does? And I know you're
mocking me, like I don't have long legs.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I understand that, but like when you start dozing off, man,
that neck hurts. That neck gets a creak and a
bobbin and a bobbin if even just a little recline.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
In my head, I'm still neck creaking, but I'm not bobbing.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
If you put too far back, then you got to
hold your phone, which is not an airplane mode all
the way up.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
And I love that the oxygen situation you're referring to
as dozing off. You said, we're in an emergency. I
haven't even helped you with your mask yet.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
The oh I'm putting mine on first?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Absolutely, Yeah, because you need to come too, so that
you can put your chair come on.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Sorry, yeah, but when you need my phone to be
able to call FAA.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Thank god, I'm not an airplane mood. Where am I going?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Line one?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Yeah is this me?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Who's this?
Speaker 6 (15:31):
This is Walter?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yes, Walter? What can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
So about two and a half years ago, I was
headed out to California to go see my mom. My
mom had stage four cancer and it was going to be,
you know, last time our family was going to go
out and see her for Christmas. Sorry and yeah, So
we're fine across the country. It was during that real, real,
real bad storm they had out in the Midwest, and
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our layover was in Denver, and so we get to
Denver and we had thought that our connecting flight had
already you know, departed, because it was already delayed. And
we get there and we're like, oh, shoot, you know,
the plane's still on the ground. Cool, let's go over there.
So we go over there and we're talking to the
guy and the guy's like, yeah, you know, uh no,
I can't let you on. The doors already closed, and
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we're like, dude, you guys, it just said you guys
were delayed for another hour, so clearly you can open
up the doors and let us on. We got seats.
And this is where I got a little upset, because
they give these people too much power to say that's it,
you're not flying today.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, but once those once those doors close, bro, they
are not opening again.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Well here's what happened.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I freaking got you know. I was like, look, dude,
this is going to be the last time my family's
gonna be able to see my mom for Christmas. He's
probably not going to live see another Christmas. And he
just kind of he just kind of, yeah, sorry, nothing
I can do for you. So I slammed my hand
down on the counter. I'm like, dude, get me a
freaking manager or somebody. I need to get on that
damn plane. My tickets are still good. So he's like,
that's it, you and your family are not flying tonight.
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So well, I found somebody. I walked to that damn
airport and I found somebody and I explained them the situation,
and dude came over overrided that guy got us on
the plane, right, wow. Well yeah, joke was on us though,
because we sat on the tarmac for like another three
hours to the delay and yeah, minus twenty seven degrees outside, right,
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So they're like all right, we're gonna take off. So
we go to take off and we can't take off
because it's just too cold, like we're waiting in line.
So they shut the engines off. Now the engine froze.
Oh and now you gotta get towed back. Yeah, now
you gotta get towed back to the gate. We ended
up spending the spending Christmas in Denver. It was just
a freaking nightmare.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Dude. That's rough man.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
By the way, the argument always is because they say
once those doors closed, they can't open them. Say, and
here's where you have to like, instead of getting mad,
and I understand you did, you have to go because
if the guy on delta doesn't get off his phone,
I know you open those doors and let him off.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You can let me on.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I've seen it happened. Also, somebody just somebody called and
they just fell off. Who said they got banned because
they flew in flip flops?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
How is that?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Everybody flies and flip I don't, I don't, but everybody flies.
I can't wear flip flops, but everybody flies and flip flops.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Everybody flies and slide and slides. How is that possible?
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good question. I don't know. All
I know is that they give they give somebody, these
people up the you know, at the counter, too much
power because.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You're not flying the night. All right, dude, I appreciate it,
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
There are others online who have also been taking off
jets for wearing flip flops, slides, and slip on sandals.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Who's the travel expert, Peter Greenberg?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
He used to always get mad and say nobody should
ever fly because for safety, you shouldn't fly in flip.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Flops, birken stocks, slides.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Something you need a closed toe shoe, yeah, I'm against them,
also for safety.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
But wait, you but you'll fly in tennis shoes dressed
tennis shoes.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Those things are white, h you mean like just nice seekers.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, that's a lot different than a rainbow sandal. Yeah, okay,
as in none of my foot is exposed.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, no, I understand that. But the but I don't
care if somebody flies with flip flops.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
No, it's gross.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
There's so much gross on a plane. Flip flops aren't
that high.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I can't even imagine flying in short sleeves. I just
don't want my arms touching anything.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
What are you what are your arms gonna touch? What?
What is so bad?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Arms?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Exactly? What the said so much gross?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
So what your arm's gonna touch an armrest? Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
And then when when after you get off the plane
and you're eating, you can't use your elbows to feed yourself?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Like who cares?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Also pants only the Well, that's ridiculous, that is crazy talk.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
But the whole time I'm thinking, man, my hair is
right on this headress, I should sit up the entire time.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Oh no, lean back in their jump seat. Wait till
they're in their jump seat. Dude, will you ever take
a nap with your head on the tray table?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I think that is the worst thing you can possibly
do on a flight.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
That is the worst thing.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Now, the people that were next to me that changed
the diaper on the tray table was a little worse.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Well, that's not a solo traveler, right, or I can
think of a lot of things worse on a How
about yelling bomb?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That to me is worse than sleeping with your head
on the tray. It's clean. I'll nap with my head.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
I mean, I'm wiping it down with a hand sanitizer wipe.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
But well, I don't have any of those. I'm just
using my my sweatshirt.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
But you're using it as a pillow my sweatshirt, No, Diane,
the tray table after you wipe it down on a
long ass flight. I've done it before, you're back. I
was younger, it wasn't a problem because how healthy the
regular positioning is. Come on, don't give that up?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Where am I going? Line one? Hi? Elliot the morning?
Speaker 8 (21:11):
Hi is this man?
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Who's this?
Speaker 8 (21:14):
This is from Rockville? Yes, I think I know which
airline banned the flip flop person. It had to be
United because I was traveling back from Hawaii and I
had a nice pair of sandals on, but because they
didn't have a strap on the back, they were not
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flip flops. They were expensive sandals that I almost missed
my flight home because they made me run to a
shoe store in the airport and buy another pair of shoes.
My god, you're I had run a long way through
that terminal and back.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
So wait a minute, you had to.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
They wouldn't let you get on on the plane with
flip flops on, and you had to rush through at
the airport to a shoe.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Store that correct and they weren't even flip flops. They
were nice scandals. They just didn't have a strap in
the back.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I hear. They weren't such nice shandles after.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
All that they were. They were like one hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Now, march yourself over to that shoe store.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
That's crazy pretty much.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Oh yeah, they were not going to let me on
that plane.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
So is that and you said that was United?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yes, they're notorious for it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yes, all right, very good, very good, Thank you, you're.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Well, you got it.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Didn't United just remove that guy for being on the
phone that was Delta?
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Sorry, No, didn't they just take out in their dress
code policy? Didn't they take out what was written in
there as no yoga pants.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
For who stewardesses?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
For passages?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Oh passengers, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I thought they changed the length.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Wait, so you can now fly in yoga pants or
you can't?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
You can?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
People have been flying in yoga pants since they were invented.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Oh they have to, since they first came out.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
They have taken passengers off before.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
That's stupid.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Is that the ones that are see through and you
could see cooter?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
What are those like? The stitching with the.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Lulu Lemon Ones.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yeah, Sea Cooter. You just imagine it, No, you get
you definitely see outline of it.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
You see a little.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
I didn't know they ever. I didn't know they ever
had a problem.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yes, yeah, I didn't either. I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Now you remind me of an article I read last
night from uh very well health Sixteen reasons your glitterist
might itch?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Wait? How many sixteen? Sorry? Sixteen? The wait? Sixteen reasons
your glitterist might itch?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Uh huh number one company's coming?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Oh? I just got money? Wait, we're any of them good?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Like vulver cancer?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Oh? Come on, how about something money?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Money?
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Funny?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
How about something funny? Tamp string? I don't know something?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Okay, all right? Where were we leggings?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Am I going to line three? I gotta go quick,
I gotta go quick. Hi, Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Hi is this scene?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Who's this?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Hi? This is Ashley from Richmond. Yes, I have a
funny story about some friends that were trying to get
on a plane. They were actually coming to visit me
for my fortieth birthday. And one of them was best
friend Steph And the other one is a friend named Keith,
and he is a farmer and has like just I mean,
he just looks like a farmer. And so they were
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flying out of Philly and the flight kept getting delayed
and keeps a member of like the Admiral's lounge for
the frequent flyer thing, and they kept getting delayed, so
they kept drinking and hanging out, and then all of
a sudden they ran They're like, oh, the flight's spoorting.
We got to run over there. They ran over there.
Doors were closed, and the guy was like, look, sorry, guys,
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doors are closed. We can't get you on. We can't
get you on. And Steph being Steph, she just goes
you have to let him on. He's an admiral because
he was in the air. So they're like, you are
and Keith just I mean he like looks like I mean,
boots and everything looks like a farm. And they go
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they go, oh you are, and he just goes with it.
So they let right on there from the door.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
How about that's right, that's great.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Hey, well I got you on the phone. Do you
want to play a game real quick?
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Top sixteen answers are on the boards. What makes your clitterisic?
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Uh? The Admiral
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Thank you for your service again.
American Airlines is the easiest airline to get banned from.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Like that's well known, it is.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
The way I read it, they were like everybody knows this,
but American Airlines. And I'm not talking about like the
federal no fly list, but just like the like you
you do something right, like and I don't even mean
like where was there?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
There was just there. There was just an incident where
there was somebody on a plane.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't think, I don't know if it was American
or not, but they wouldn't get off their phone.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh that was Delta.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, the guy wouldn't get off his phone, and it
caused a whole stink. They hadn't end up having to
delay the flight an hour because the guy wouldn't hang
up his phone.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It was frustrating for the fellow passengers. Did you see
the clip where they're yelling at him.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
No, I just I just know that he got that
there was a flight that delayed because it was a
Miami flight.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Let me play the audio for you here, and the.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Guy wouldn't get off his phone, like, get off your phone,
we close the doors.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Here we go. You're gonna notice a couple of the
frequent flyers sound like Elliott having something.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So we're all supposed to listen.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Elliot just rip them off the plane. So my guess
is he's gonna be banned from Delta.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
That's gotta gets you right.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
For a little bit, at least for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh, these bands are not lifetime bands.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh, I don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I've never been banned, Kristen, Can we find somebody who's
been banned from flying an airline?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Seriously, and again, I don't mean the federal no fly list.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Is that because remember when we went to Osaka and
I was on a chartered flight. No. But I'm just saying, like,
had the person smoked or vaped now in the onboard lavatory?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay, the person did, right.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
No, But I'm just saying, like if they if they
do that, does that constitute a band?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I would assume if you if you, if you smoke
in the plane's bathroom, that they can ban you.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Sure, I mean that's also against the law.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, that could be a federal thing.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Uh, you're right when you search easiest airline to get
banned from first result of American airlines, I've never heard
of that. I like that I had knew, Well I don't.
But what if you were banned for a reason you
don't think is.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I'm not going to do anything to get banned. I'm
not going to go and act like a fool on
a plane.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well that is exactly that is exactly what David Klein thought.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Christian?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Will you see if you can find me somebody who's
banned from flying a certain airline?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Please?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Or if people or if people are hipped to American
being the easiest to get banned from eight six six
to Elliot eight six six two three five five four
six eight. Yes, Tom from the goon squad. Five guys
did show up, and a quick thank you to them.
They brought the extra fry Assault for my burger. How
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about that? I'll move my fries over here. I just
wanted this one is so good and smoshing.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Show good anyway. Twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Did I not give the number eight six six to
Elliot eight six six two three five five four six
eight band? Or you knew about American? Twenty nineteen? David
Klein and his wife, they're from San Diego. They got
an on They got on an American Airlines flight from
Tokyo to LA. They were seated in business class. Not
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long after they were seated, a flight attendant approached David
and told him to put his seat in an upright position.
A few seconds later, as David Clem was preparing to
adjust his seat, the same flight attendant passed by him again,
leaned over him, pushed the seat adjustment button on his
arm rest, and said please. David Clem was surprised at
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having the stranger make physical contact with him and instinctively
moved her arm away, saying I'll adjust the seat, thank you,
and he immediately adjusted his seat. A second flight attendant
saw what was going on and came over and said, hey,
you know what, sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
She's probably having a bad day.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's fine, like, thank you for moving your seat up,
And the rest of the flight was totally fine.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, nothing else happened.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I follow it so far.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Nothing else happened.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Fast forward a handful of years, Klein and his wife
made a reservation on American Airlines to fly from Los
Angeles to a friend's sixtieth birthday party celebration. They ubered
to the airport and began checking their bags. That's when
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they discovered Kleine wasn't allowed to fly on American airlines.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
And it was because of the seat thing.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
When he asked originally, they refused to explain why he
was now banned from flying on them. He also reached
out to corporate to get more information, but nobody responded
to him. It is believed that the flight attendant involved
in the twenty nineteen air quote incident solely out of spite,
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titled a report with the airline that accused the planeff
of refusing to follow safety instructions. The ban prevented him
from flying to some places with his family members, forcing
him to incur higher costs loss of time by having
to take flyinges on fights on other airlines. He wrote
to American and asked him to please reinstate his right
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to travel.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
No response.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Spite, though he.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Filed a lawsuit.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Against American, and the lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Has now been dropped.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Has it got too expensive?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Nobody knows why, So they're trying to figure out did
it get did the flight get did the lawsuit get
dropped because they settled, Did the lawsuit get dropped because
American reinstated him, or did the lawsuit get dropped because
they were told you you didn't follow the flight attendant's thing,
and you're on the list, and you.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Gave us every detail from the quote unquote incident.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yes, even including the other flight attendants saying anologizing, Hey,
maybe she's just having a bad day.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's fine.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
But did that embarrass the five flight attendant who then
wrote a report up.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You can be embarrassed all you want, but why would
you ban me for flying for that? Again?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Tell me that I'm the guy who won't get off
the plane, or I ran and tried to open an
exit door like you see those idiots? Do I get
that this guy got banned for nothing? And why is
American so sensitive?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Well?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I agree with that because when I searched to see
what you were claiming, and the internet did say Americans
notorious for banning passengers. A lot of the articles spoke
to an algorithm they use, especially for skip lagging.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh, skip lagging.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It does say here what can usually get you on
an airline's no fly list? Again, not the federal but
just an airline. Anything an airline considers threatening, dangerous or
inappropriate fine. Also, skip lagging is a huge one. That
was the number one thing that an airline will ban
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you for is skip lagging?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Number two? Inappropriate social behavior? Is that just like being.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Drunk or like air rage, like against your fellow passengers?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Remember I told you my mom got all hammered up
on a plane and like flew the whole flight leaning
over her seat, talking to the gentleman behind her.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Number three in flight violence.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I get that, number four smoking, Number five not following
a flight a flight attendance instructions, And that's what he
got nailed for.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
But it seems like and I get the algorithm algorithm
thing and getting off the flight on your layover city.
Why that upsets the airlines? But this does sound like American,
And you said it Americans just touchy?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
What should be an all sensitive for get over yourself again?
Did I get in a fight? Ban me? I get
that even then like short term.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It but exactly the ban still resulted. Whether or not
it was resolved and he's no longer banned, he still
had to sue a lot of people will be like,
I guess I'm just not flying American.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I can't sue an airline.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
And I do know.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
He filed the lawsuit six years after the initial incident. Yeah,
so he had at least been banned for six years.
Well he didn't know for three Yes, then three years.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
He hadn't flown. Am I going to line one?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
That's the weirdest thing. You may be banned and be unaware.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
He had no clue.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
So I guess they don't tell you. Maybe they tell you,
like as if you get taken off in cars.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
They don't tell you flying this airline. Again, they don't
tell you until you try to book.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Well you would he booked.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
He didn't find out he can't get on the plane
until he got to the airport. Remember he ubered from
San Diego to lax.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Yeah, they should at least, I mean, you should not
be able to book a ticket then and then that's
how you find out.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, but if I'm the airline, I get your money.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Did you just belch.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Sir to me?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yeah, I won't say my name.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
I got a guy.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I was politely asked by six police officers to leave
the Jacksonville airport one day.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Wait a minute, so were you What were you doing
at the airport that got you asked to leave?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
We were going to Puerto Rico for New Year's my
ex wife and me and we met two random guys
and took him to the Priority club with us, and
four hours of delays later, one of the guys who
was hanging out with us was very drunk with his dog,
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and Frontier Airlines determined that we were together, so he
was told he could not board the flight, and neither
could I. He was arrested and put on the note flylist.
I was just told to get out of the airport
and they didn't want to know my name.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
So you never you didn't get banned though, No.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
No, but they said the police were very nice to me.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
They said, you no.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Longer have a valid ticket. I don't even know who
you are, sir, but you see your best interest to leave.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Because you're now you're not trespassing on federal property.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Wow, I've never even I've never even heard of that.
I've never heard that exactly.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
My ex wife is like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Why are you like? You're just walking out? I'm like, yeah,
what am I going to do? Start a fight in
the middle of the airport.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
I'm going to go to jail.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I got six cops here, and you're telling me that
I should I should put my foot down.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I always say women, get your ass kicked. Absolutely all right, dude,
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Thank you, thank you, my friend.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Dress codes have been mentioned as reasons you can also
get banned from flatsand it isn't language.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Like language on a T shirt or such stuff that's too.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You could wear.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
We've definitely seen people be kicked off lights. I don't
know if they ultimately got banned.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
From wearing what a bikini top?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Yeah, they've been asked why into the beach, then put
on it. That's great, have that on underneath something. It's
cold on the plane. I can see, I can see
your I can see your nipples from steerage.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No, you can't because I got titty bars.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
There. You don't.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But yeah, language, I get, language I get because you
don't want that could get bad.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But would they even ban you for that?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
For American airlines it sounds like they are. Well if
Michael on Facebook says there has to be more to
the story, but he's not the person on snapchat who
said seat upright position, that's like airplane mode. You don't
have to do it the I think, isn't the argument
for that seat rooted in some decent logic?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
The upright seat?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, I believe it's for evacuation purposes, like if there's
an emergency.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
The ease of getting out.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yes, and that the seats are all all uniform and
everything is fine.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
But also it's because they then are locked, yes, which
they're not when they're back correct, So yes, the uniform
positioning helps.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, no, but if you need to hold on a
maneuver or like God forbid, climb down the road, the
seat is locked in its upright position.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You don't have to worry about it falling back or
anything like that.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
So yes, your seat should be in an upright position.
The airplane mode thing these days.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh, I have never Number one, I've never put a
phone in airplane mode?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Are you serious? Even when it first came out as
a feature?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
No, I didn't care.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
The never put a phone in airplane You don't think
you're going to take down a jet.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
If if my phone is going to take down a jet,
they've got bigger problems.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Number two, do you put your phone in airplane mode?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Not anymore?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yes? Why because they ask you to, They.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Asked me to do it. You know what else they
ask you to do? Keep your seat up.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
But as soon as they sit in their jump seats.
You can kind of tilt that thing back.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
A little bit all the time.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
You just said you agreed with the reason they make.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
You do it.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, and if there's an emergency, I'll put it straight
up again.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
But right now it's an emergency that I have a
little bit of a room.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Does that make that much of a difference?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Do you know where it does? And I know you're
mocking me, like I don't have long legs.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I understand that, but like when you start dozing off, man,
that neck hurts. That neck gets a creak and a
bobbin and a bobbin if even just a little recline.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
In my head, I'm still neck creaking, but I'm not bobbing.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
If you put too far back, then you got to
hold your phone, which is not an airplane mode all
the way up.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
And I love that the oxygen situation you're referring to
as dozing off. You said, we're in an emergency. I
haven't even helped you with your mask yet.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
The oh I'm putting mine on first?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Absolutely, Yeah, because you need to come too, so that
you can put your chair come on.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Sorry, yeah, but when you need my phone to be
able to call FAA.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Thank god, I'm not an airplane mood. Where am I going?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Line one?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Yeah is this me?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Who's this?
Speaker 6 (15:31):
This is Walter?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yes, Walter? What can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
So about two and a half years ago, I was
headed out to California to go see my mom. My
mom had stage four cancer and it was going to be,
you know, last time our family was going to go
out and see her for Christmas. Sorry and yeah, So
we're fine across the country. It was during that real, real,
real bad storm they had out in the Midwest, and
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our layover was in Denver, and so we get to
Denver and we had thought that our connecting flight had
already you know, departed, because it was already delayed. And
we get there and we're like, oh, shoot, you know,
the plane's still on the ground. Cool, let's go over there.
So we go over there and we're talking to the
guy and the guy's like, yeah, you know, uh no,
I can't let you on. The doors already closed, and
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we're like, dude, you guys, it just said you guys
were delayed for another hour, so clearly you can open
up the doors and let us on. We got seats.
And this is where I got a little upset, because
they give these people too much power to say that's it,
you're not flying today.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, but once those once those doors close, bro, they
are not opening again.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Well here's what happened.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I freaking got you know. I was like, look, dude,
this is going to be the last time my family's
gonna be able to see my mom for Christmas. He's
probably not going to live see another Christmas. And he
just kind of he just kind of, yeah, sorry, nothing
I can do for you. So I slammed my hand
down on the counter. I'm like, dude, get me a
freaking manager or somebody. I need to get on that
damn plane. My tickets are still good. So he's like,
that's it, you and your family are not flying tonight.
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So well, I found somebody. I walked to that damn
airport and I found somebody and I explained them the situation,
and dude came over overrided that guy got us on
the plane, right, wow. Well yeah, joke was on us though,
because we sat on the tarmac for like another three
hours to the delay and yeah, minus twenty seven degrees outside, right,
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So they're like all right, we're gonna take off. So
we go to take off and we can't take off
because it's just too cold, like we're waiting in line.
So they shut the engines off. Now the engine froze.
Oh and now you gotta get towed back. Yeah, now
you gotta get towed back to the gate. We ended
up spending the spending Christmas in Denver. It was just
a freaking nightmare.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Dude. That's rough man.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
By the way, the argument always is because they say
once those doors closed, they can't open them. Say, and
here's where you have to like, instead of getting mad,
and I understand you did, you have to go because
if the guy on delta doesn't get off his phone,
I know you open those doors and let him off.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You can let me on.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I've seen it happened. Also, somebody just somebody called and
they just fell off. Who said they got banned because
they flew in flip flops?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
How is that?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Everybody flies and flip I don't, I don't, but everybody flies.
I can't wear flip flops, but everybody flies and flip flops.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Everybody flies and slide and slides. How is that possible?
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good question. I don't know. All
I know is that they give they give somebody, these
people up the you know, at the counter, too much
power because.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You're not flying the night. All right, dude, I appreciate it,
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
There are others online who have also been taking off
jets for wearing flip flops, slides, and slip on sandals.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Who's the travel expert, Peter Greenberg?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
He used to always get mad and say nobody should
ever fly because for safety, you shouldn't fly in flip.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Flops, birken stocks, slides.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Something you need a closed toe shoe, yeah, I'm against them,
also for safety.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
But wait, you but you'll fly in tennis shoes dressed
tennis shoes.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Those things are white, h you mean like just nice seekers.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, that's a lot different than a rainbow sandal. Yeah, okay,
as in none of my foot is exposed.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, no, I understand that. But the but I don't
care if somebody flies with flip flops.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
No, it's gross.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
There's so much gross on a plane. Flip flops aren't
that high.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I can't even imagine flying in short sleeves. I just
don't want my arms touching anything.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
What are you what are your arms gonna touch? What?
What is so bad?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Arms?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Exactly? What the said so much gross?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
So what your arm's gonna touch an armrest? Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
And then when when after you get off the plane
and you're eating, you can't use your elbows to feed yourself?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Like who cares?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Also pants only the Well, that's ridiculous, that is crazy talk.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
But the whole time I'm thinking, man, my hair is
right on this headress, I should sit up the entire time.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Oh no, lean back in their jump seat. Wait till
they're in their jump seat. Dude, will you ever take
a nap with your head on the tray table?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I think that is the worst thing you can possibly
do on a flight.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
That is the worst thing.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Now, the people that were next to me that changed
the diaper on the tray table was a little worse.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Well, that's not a solo traveler, right, or I can
think of a lot of things worse on a How
about yelling bomb?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That to me is worse than sleeping with your head
on the tray. It's clean. I'll nap with my head.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
I mean, I'm wiping it down with a hand sanitizer wipe.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
But well, I don't have any of those. I'm just
using my my sweatshirt.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
But you're using it as a pillow my sweatshirt, No, Diane,
the tray table after you wipe it down on a
long ass flight. I've done it before, you're back. I
was younger, it wasn't a problem because how healthy the
regular positioning is. Come on, don't give that up?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Where am I going? Line one? Hi? Elliot the morning?
Speaker 8 (21:11):
Hi is this man?
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Who's this?
Speaker 8 (21:14):
This is from Rockville? Yes, I think I know which
airline banned the flip flop person. It had to be
United because I was traveling back from Hawaii and I
had a nice pair of sandals on, but because they
didn't have a strap on the back, they were not
(21:36):
flip flops. They were expensive sandals that I almost missed
my flight home because they made me run to a
shoe store in the airport and buy another pair of shoes.
My god, you're I had run a long way through
that terminal and back.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
So wait a minute, you had to.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
They wouldn't let you get on on the plane with
flip flops on, and you had to rush through at
the airport to a shoe.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Store that correct and they weren't even flip flops. They
were nice scandals. They just didn't have a strap in
the back.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I hear. They weren't such nice shandles after.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
All that they were. They were like one hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Now, march yourself over to that shoe store.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
That's crazy pretty much.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Oh yeah, they were not going to let me on
that plane.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
So is that and you said that was United?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yes, they're notorious for it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yes, all right, very good, very good, Thank you, you're.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Well, you got it.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Didn't United just remove that guy for being on the
phone that was Delta?
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Sorry, No, didn't they just take out in their dress
code policy? Didn't they take out what was written in
there as no yoga pants.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
For who stewardesses?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
For passages?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Oh passengers, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I thought they changed the length.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Wait, so you can now fly in yoga pants or
you can't?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
You can?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
People have been flying in yoga pants since they were invented.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Oh they have to, since they first came out.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
They have taken passengers off before.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
That's stupid.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Is that the ones that are see through and you
could see cooter?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
What are those like? The stitching with the.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Lulu Lemon Ones.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yeah, Sea Cooter. You just imagine it, No, you get
you definitely see outline of it.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
You see a little.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
I didn't know they ever. I didn't know they ever
had a problem.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yes, yeah, I didn't either. I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Now you remind me of an article I read last
night from uh very well health Sixteen reasons your glitterist
might itch?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Wait? How many sixteen? Sorry? Sixteen? The wait? Sixteen reasons
your glitterist might itch?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Uh huh number one company's coming?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Oh? I just got money? Wait, we're any of them good?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Like vulver cancer?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Oh? Come on, how about something money?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Money?
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Funny?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
How about something funny? Tamp string? I don't know something?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Okay, all right? Where were we leggings?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Am I going to line three? I gotta go quick,
I gotta go quick. Hi, Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Hi is this scene?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Who's this?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Hi? This is Ashley from Richmond. Yes, I have a
funny story about some friends that were trying to get
on a plane. They were actually coming to visit me
for my fortieth birthday. And one of them was best
friend Steph And the other one is a friend named Keith,
and he is a farmer and has like just I mean,
he just looks like a farmer. And so they were
(25:10):
flying out of Philly and the flight kept getting delayed
and keeps a member of like the Admiral's lounge for
the frequent flyer thing, and they kept getting delayed, so
they kept drinking and hanging out, and then all of
a sudden they ran They're like, oh, the flight's spoorting.
We got to run over there. They ran over there.
Doors were closed, and the guy was like, look, sorry, guys,
(25:31):
doors are closed. We can't get you on. We can't
get you on. And Steph being Steph, she just goes
you have to let him on. He's an admiral because
he was in the air. So they're like, you are
and Keith just I mean he like looks like I mean,
boots and everything looks like a farm. And they go
(25:53):
they go, oh you are, and he just goes with it.
So they let right on there from the door.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
How about that's right, that's great.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Hey, well I got you on the phone. Do you
want to play a game real quick?
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Top sixteen answers are on the boards. What makes your clitterisic?
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Uh? The Admiral
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Thank you for your service again.
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