January 22, 2026 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Phil Collins sits at number one for the best nonsensical
song of all time.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
No Sussudio, by the.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Way, garbage saw banger. That song sucks. Oh Diane, you
like that makes me happy? Does it hold up? Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It does?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
No way, I think that's a drum machine. Yeah, you
think he can drum. Back in this era he was drumming.
Oh yeah, so this went on the virus?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeamn?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
What does sudo mean?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Nothing means whatever he wanted to.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's nonsensical, makes Diane happy, triggers me.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
By the way, this song is not good, and that's
the best nonsensical song of all time.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, well, let me say that your New York Times
is otherwise. No, No, I'm not, I am not. I'm
not saying the song sucks. Christen, we'll stop dancing. He
loves it too.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm not saying that it sucks because it's Phil Collins.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It sucks because it sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Say the.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Dumb, dumb dummy. O good one, so Colin said from
his solid gold wheelchair. I'd rather walk winning in a race. Yeah,
so yes, Phil Collins.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Congratulations Phil, all of your art and you are known
to have the best nonsensical song.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
So I kind of understand what you mean by that,
But do they explain it in greater detail or are
we now able to guess what we also think could
be on this list?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Do they explain it with greater detail a little bit
that they are just they talk about how, and I
don't want to give it away if you're gonna try
to guess the other ones. I have the ten, I
have the ten, but they just talk about how. It's
the lyrics don't mean anything, it's just fun.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
So were these songs popular?
Speaker 7 (02:37):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
If I'm being honest, Some of them I don't know. Oh,
but do you know the artists? You just don't know
the song. Some of them, I don't know the artist
or the song. Oh okay, yeah, I know some of them.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It's like some of them, no, some of them should
come to mind like that. Yeah, and there's one glaring omission. Oh,
one glaring omission.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Now, some of them maybe maybe I maybe maybe we
do know, but I don't know based on the title,
like so Studio you know, yes, Garbage, phil COFM?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
No, God? Oh okay, sorry God, it doesn't hold up.
God sounds so old and outdated and miserable. That's ugh
and how you were described.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
All right, well, what's your guest? You said you had one, Well,
now you.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Said one is a glaring omission.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
There is a glaring omission from the list because I
think this one should absolutely be on it. Well it
may be, but oh you threw that out there, and
I'm afraid to say it because this could be we
we sometimes are on the same page. I feel like
this could be what you two think should be on there. Okay,
(03:56):
I'm gonna play it.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I pulled it up.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, sure, there are two glaring omissions.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
This is not on the list. Not on the list. Wow,
great song though and nonsensical? Yes, and great? Hello Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You want Bob Trivia?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Bob Trivia?
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Glorady gave you that there, Tyler, thank you for those
that don't remember, oh outdated.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Miserable?
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Good did I stand on the side of the stage
with and watch Hanton perform Bob and Madison Square Gardens.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Stephen Tyler, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Two glaring omissions.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
S Wait, this song stands the test the time. It's fun,
it's upbeat, it's happy, and a thousand times better than
(05:17):
Simsu Studio.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Now we have one that's not on the list. We
have one that is on the list.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Can you give us one on the list to maybe
get us closer to figuring out other rankings?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I mean, I can, do you have?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Do you have?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Do you have one?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
There's one that lives in Diane's wheelhouse that she should know.
The police, well, the police had a lot of bingo,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
What number is that? Number four?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Number four?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
As a matter of fact, this was the example, yes, sucking,
how great is this song?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I just thought of another omission.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yea, I thought of one that's gonna be on the list.
Oh well, I know it's not.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
The one I'm picking of is not on the list,
by the way, Sting Gordon Sumner. Sting in an interview,
when asked about this song, said, he wrote this song
and that's why this was what I was going to
say to describe it, but I didn't want to give
it away.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
In saying that.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
There was an interview with Sting.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
But when Sting wrote the doo dooo doo Doda da da,
it was because he had heard a couple of other
nonsensical songs and they just always they were number one, catchy, yeah,
and they're like nobody was gonna rip them apart and
go what's the deeper meaning? And they were just fun?
So that's why did do do do? Ends up getting written?
(07:10):
I thought it was very interesting. Did he lists the songs?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I wonder if that's one of the ones that I'm
thinking of do it? I don't have it ready to play?
But how about do why Diddy?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Diddy?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
God? They missed so many list? Was that sing song?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
No, the one that Sting mentioned is on the list?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
She was just.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
The movie thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You look good.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
To me.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
That's a good one. That's a good guessing. Though, no
you're not. I have one strike left now you're not
done guessing. I do have I have one more, but
I sa Diane No no, Nana, no, no, Nanna, Hey, goodbye.
I don't know who it is. That's the Nylons. Well,
it's the not Ons. Not on the list.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
God did they miss a lot. Oh, by the way,
every song that we've played better than Sisudio No, seriously, no, no, no, no,
that's much better.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Kristen, do you have any here we go chattahoocci transfer.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't know. Christian turned yourself on?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
What did you say?
Speaker 9 (08:54):
I said the Chattahoochie is a meaningful song?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Do you do you have one? A nonsensical one?
Speaker 9 (09:01):
I originally thought you were going to list off Phil Collins.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Non sensical song song?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
What other one does he have?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Wear My Hat? I really like that song? But what
what is? Does he do doo doo in it?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Does he sis a studio in it?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Garbage song?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No?
Speaker 9 (09:20):
Okay, now I think I did.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I think I'm wrong. You think you know? It's got
all regular lyrics? You sure, girl lyrics.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
I thought it was gonna be songs that just like
are nonsense and don't make sense.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
No, but all Phil Colins songs suck the Yes, he's
a horrible person, Christen the No, no, no, but they
But now do you understand?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah? Bop yeah? Do do do doo? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (09:47):
Wait?
Speaker 9 (09:47):
What about that do Run Run Run?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Is that yeah by the Crystals number two?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Very good to use that song in eighth grade for
the prep It was part of the preposition song oh really.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
By the way, this is the song Sting referenced for
his singer Kristian.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Run.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
You're more often.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Let's here we go.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I will tell you this.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
There's enough now some again, you're not going to know
all of them. There is a I mean, we found
a lot that didn't make the list. There's a massive one,
massive massive one that if once you have all ten,
you might argue this should be number one. Well you,
and again not just because Sisudio is number one.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I'm finding it hard to set aside the bias. No,
there is no bias.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
The studio sucks.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I'm afraid to guess. Can I go to line eight, Hi,
elliot in the morning?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
How about kid Rock? The Bottle of the bas song
by the.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Way, totally forgot another omission, another omission that that I
would put that on there for a nonsensical song.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
That I also have another one from the sixties step
might be on there.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Oh go ahead?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Who put the bomp in?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
The bombs bomb?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Sha bomp that Barry Man? Is that on the both
sides there?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Kid Rock?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
And yeah, no, listen, I love the I love I
love how broad you are.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Uh No, it's not on there.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
That's a good one though. That's a good one, Thank you, sir.
Let me see if I have that? Can I go
to line seven?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Man?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
People are so smart?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I do have it?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Which one I'd like to.
Speaker 8 (11:59):
Thank the guy who wrote the song?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
That made my baby fall in love with me.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Woo put the bomb in the bomb bomp a bomb
and the Ramalama dings.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Oh, that gives me another one that I know not's
on the list. That's not on the list. I can't
speak total side notes?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Can I ask a disc jockey question?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
But how glad are you that?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Like?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
We're not trying to exist when that is the music
at the time.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
That's a great song.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh stop it, I'm not playing that. No, but it
won't be on there. How about otis stay in the Night? Yes,
Shamalama ding dong a great song you've put that.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Ooh oh oh oh oh.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
So it's almost sunning, Like, wait, lotus sees us, what
are you studying? Say again, it's as you don't just
hate this list because who's topped it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I almost hate it more for who's not on it.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
We've listed more glaring omissions, yeah, which.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I only I had one and I haven't even named
it yet.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
But I couldn't think of all of these. Give us
one that you're certain none of us have heard of
the song or the artist.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
No, because here're gonna be somebout hay stupid.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You don't know that song stupid, but you admitted you
didn't know either the performer or the track.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yes, true?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
For how many?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I don't know three, I don't know six. I don't
know seven.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I don't know eight. I do know nine. I don't
know ten. You name like five or six that you
don't know what's ten? What made ten? We always like
saying something's a good number.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Ten.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Can't pronounce it the song or the artist.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
The artist is Adriano Celtano.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I don't know the artist Adriano Adrianna's prison conn and Nane.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
See us all nice choice. It's a bob I don't
that's what I mean. I don't know the song. I'd
never heard it. Praising cody ns and I use o
you're the cold mad sal choose all right?
Speaker 8 (14:26):
That first guy sounded like Hobie, wait this time to choose?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
And now on home and the same. Then a horror,
may we get to come? The boss died?
Speaker 8 (14:46):
Tails in mind began to go a little bit of
missus stage.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I know, I was kidding. This is actually pretty catchy.
The figure, well, I don't.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Know the.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Same.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Then a horror, may we get to come?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
The boss died?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Why that's the same it's una Commy Steen.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
You know what's talma jsic? Babe's a cham.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You not coming up to It's not mine, but not so.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
The whole of getting on there was.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
A whole song gibberish, the say again it appears it
appears that way. Yeah, that was number ten, That was
number ten, That one I didn't know. Okay, I know
nine here, I'll give you. I'll give you number eight.
Artist everybody knows or is it least heard of? Dizzy Gillespie.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, of course you've heard of him.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Oh Papa Da.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't know that one either, Papa Da, Oh, Papa
Da probably sounds nothing like that.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Oh again, thank god I was born now and the
hundreds a day?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Does does Hethelessie even sing.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Ingers? Whatever?
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Loot The last two entries that we didn't know, they're fun.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Okay, Hi, Well that's what Sting said hi Elli in
the morning, except for number one.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
He did say, Sistudio sucks hi Elli in the morning.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Hello, Hello, yeah, hi, Hey, yes sir, I'm not gonna
try and sing it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
But how about.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
By Crash Test Dummies.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
That's good, great one, great one, great song. Yeah, Brad Roberts,
great dude, Yeah, that's a good one. I mean, that's
neither here nor there. All right, very good, very good,
Thank you sir. That's a good omission.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
I wonder if because that is the only line repeated,
that's just a sound he's making leading into a very
non gibberish versu quor.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Okay, that that may be.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
But there's enough omissions where you would go. Yeah, they
missed another one. Eight Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Hello, Hell yeah, Hi?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Who's this Aaron?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Aaron? Where's you go? Hold the.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Number seven from Jane Burkin.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Do do Da?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Do do Da?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I don't even have to look. I know I don't
have that the But does anybody know this? Sent No?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Number six? Listen, I'm gonna mess this up by Trio?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Oh, I don't love you? You don't love me? God
that it's stupid. That's it. That's the song. Yeah, when
you said Trio, yes, I don't know that song. Well,
you don't know all their other hits? What's it for them?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
But I don't. I don't know that song. I don't
know if you snail there you know this? Yes? Good?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Guesn't this used in campaign? I think so was it Apple?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
It sounds like class or mister.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I think this was an Apple computer it was, Yeah,
this is it good?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
I feel stupid. I didn't know the song. I know this, yeah,
but I didn't know who it was. I didn't recognize it.
By the way, number.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Six better than number one, Diane, do you know this song?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
And I didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I didn't go listen to it to see if I
know it from the talking heads eye Zimbra.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Oh, the whole thing is made up language. Ye oh
is it? Yeah? It's like pig Latin. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Will I know the song when I hear it? Yeah,
he has a melody, don't you Diane? You left down
but he was playing with his tips. That's like the
second time you've said tits today. We're getting.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Okay, I know this song?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
All right?
Speaker 8 (20:06):
You know what that's left?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
There are there's two left.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
One I don't know, and one is the biggest omission
that I think you would put at the top of
the list once.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
No, no, no, mis misplaced pla place.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
So there's there's two that are on the list. One
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Maybe it's great.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
At number three, at number nine is maybe the most
famous of them and probably.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Should be number one. Now does somebody have it here?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Where am I going? Kristen, let me go quick? You
think they have number three? I don't know. Hi, Elli
in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Tell Cody, Yeah, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Cody?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Oh whoop?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
There it is?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yes, yeah, No, that's good, that's good. It's not on
the list, not on the list.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
But that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
I know, I know, I know. Am I going to eight?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Ellie in the morning?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Hi, yes, sir? Uh yeah. I don't see the name
of the song. But Steve Miller band talking about the
Papatus of love.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Oh, people call me it's a joker cowboy. No, that's
the joker. Yeah. Wasn't that the song? Oh? Yeah, that's
that's it.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
But where's the nonsensical part?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Papatus is a nonsensical word. I think even Steve Miller
by whoever, I guess Steve Miller said that that meant nothing.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Okay, but I'm not going to do it based on
one word. It is better than Sasudia, but I'm not
gonna that one one one.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Well, it's not on the it's not on the list,
not on the list. All right, very yet, very good.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I'll accept that. Give us number three, number three by
a band called the Feelies.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I already feel like I'm out. Fossy Law, Fossie Law.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
I don't know it.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I've heard of the band before, but I don't. I
just thought of another one. I just thought of another one.
(22:32):
They said the brand ever gave the light, never biding
the rio. Sorry, maybe I'm dumb, but I didn't know it.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
That didn't make me think of another one too, But
there's no way it's it's the one you think should
be number one. It's Fa Fa by Guster.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
No.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Can I tell you my two omissions?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Not omissions, but that weren't on the list that I
thought should have been Where's Din Dada Indo.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
The No?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
But you know, like where is that song? Like that
was a famous song.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
I'm trying to see if I have it. That was
a big club song back in the day in the club.
I just thought of another one, which one Radio Gaga. No, yeah, no,
I wrote that down, but then I crossed it off.
He's like Kristen, who got one? Who did get one? Yeah,
we don't. We don't have the one. No, when you
mentioned the club. I'm thinking blue daby.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Oh dad ha ba do ha bad oh it's grease
Man's version.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
To do so.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Were we at the one ane the one that's actually no?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Can I give you the other one that that that
that wasn't on there?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Okay? Wait, are you gonna because maybe we have this
one in common? Wait, that's not are you guessing? I
know this isn't on the list.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
I feel like, based on what we've so far learned
is the list, this is not going to be on there,
but should be okay on three?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
So three, and then said the artist, I'm gonna sing
this all Are you singing it? Because I don't know
the artists? All right, you're ready. Well I wasn't gonna
sing it. Okay, you do you do you, I'll do me. Okay,
I'll sing it. I'll say it right.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
One?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
No, remember three? Then say yeah I know one? Two,
three scam John thet man got chala.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Feeling.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah, that's a good one. Swede, those were those were
both good? No, it was I was banging on this,
I know, and you knocked something over. I'm sure it's
not leaking. Well that's right, sure it's not the guacamole. No,
but that's not going to come out fast. But the
trace late Jay's will I just poured that milk on
my dessert. Ellan, I'm being serious. What do you see
(25:24):
anything spelling right now? Right now?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Okay, no, no, so Blue Suede and Skip Man John
not on the list? Okay?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Can I give you it's number nine? I'll give you
the artist. You tell me who the song, and it's
an artist everybody knows. Everybody listening knows. Everybody listening knows
the song. The artist is the Beatles.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
D thank you?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
How is that not number one?
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Al?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I have skip?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
How is this?
Speaker 11 (26:08):
You're gonna tell me this is number nine? And that
miserable curmudgeon Phil Collins is better? Sorry, Paul, Remember what.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Happens if you played this song backwards? Phil Collins sucks.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
Instead of ivveryed Paul, don't you agree this should be
number one?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
It's nonsensible and it is nothing but fun And everybody
knows that the Beetles are at the top of every
list and they should.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Oh you know what, let's throw pill a bone
Phil Collins sits at number one for the best nonsensical
song of all time.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
No Sussudio, by the.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Way, garbage saw banger. That song sucks. Oh Diane, you
like that makes me happy? Does it hold up? Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It does?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
No way, I think that's a drum machine. Yeah, you
think he can drum. Back in this era he was drumming.
Oh yeah, so this went on the virus?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeamn?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
What does sudo mean?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Nothing means whatever he wanted to.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's nonsensical, makes Diane happy, triggers me.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
By the way, this song is not good, and that's
the best nonsensical song of all time.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, well, let me say that your New York Times
is otherwise. No, No, I'm not, I am not. I'm
not saying the song sucks. Christen, we'll stop dancing. He
loves it too.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm not saying that it sucks because it's Phil Collins.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It sucks because it sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Say the.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Dumb, dumb dummy. O good one, so Colin said from
his solid gold wheelchair. I'd rather walk winning in a race. Yeah,
so yes, Phil Collins.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Congratulations Phil, all of your art and you are known
to have the best nonsensical song.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
So I kind of understand what you mean by that,
But do they explain it in greater detail or are
we now able to guess what we also think could
be on this list?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Do they explain it with greater detail a little bit
that they are just they talk about how, and I
don't want to give it away if you're gonna try
to guess the other ones. I have the ten, I
have the ten, but they just talk about how. It's
the lyrics don't mean anything, it's just fun.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
So were these songs popular?
Speaker 7 (02:37):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
If I'm being honest, Some of them I don't know. Oh,
but do you know the artists? You just don't know
the song. Some of them, I don't know the artist
or the song. Oh okay, yeah, I know some of them.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It's like some of them, no, some of them should
come to mind like that. Yeah, and there's one glaring omission. Oh,
one glaring omission.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Now, some of them maybe maybe I maybe maybe we
do know, but I don't know based on the title,
like so Studio you know, yes, Garbage, phil COFM?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
No, God? Oh okay, sorry God, it doesn't hold up.
God sounds so old and outdated and miserable. That's ugh
and how you were described.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
All right, well, what's your guest? You said you had one, Well,
now you.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Said one is a glaring omission.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
There is a glaring omission from the list because I
think this one should absolutely be on it. Well it
may be, but oh you threw that out there, and
I'm afraid to say it because this could be we
we sometimes are on the same page. I feel like
this could be what you two think should be on there. Okay,
(03:56):
I'm gonna play it.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I pulled it up.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, sure, there are two glaring omissions.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
This is not on the list. Not on the list. Wow,
great song though and nonsensical? Yes, and great? Hello Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You want Bob Trivia?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Bob Trivia?
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Glorady gave you that there, Tyler, thank you for those
that don't remember, oh outdated.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Miserable?
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Good did I stand on the side of the stage
with and watch Hanton perform Bob and Madison Square Gardens.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Stephen Tyler, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Two glaring omissions.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
S Wait, this song stands the test the time. It's fun,
it's upbeat, it's happy, and a thousand times better than
(05:17):
Simsu Studio.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Now we have one that's not on the list. We
have one that is on the list.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Can you give us one on the list to maybe
get us closer to figuring out other rankings?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I mean, I can, do you have?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Do you have?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Do you have one?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
There's one that lives in Diane's wheelhouse that she should know.
The police, well, the police had a lot of bingo,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
What number is that? Number four?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Number four?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
As a matter of fact, this was the example, yes, sucking,
how great is this song?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I just thought of another omission.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yea, I thought of one that's gonna be on the list.
Oh well, I know it's not.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
The one I'm picking of is not on the list,
by the way, Sting Gordon Sumner. Sting in an interview,
when asked about this song, said, he wrote this song
and that's why this was what I was going to
say to describe it, but I didn't want to give
it away.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
In saying that.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
There was an interview with Sting.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
But when Sting wrote the doo dooo doo Doda da da,
it was because he had heard a couple of other
nonsensical songs and they just always they were number one, catchy, yeah,
and they're like nobody was gonna rip them apart and
go what's the deeper meaning? And they were just fun?
So that's why did do do do? Ends up getting written?
(07:10):
I thought it was very interesting. Did he lists the songs?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I wonder if that's one of the ones that I'm
thinking of do it? I don't have it ready to play?
But how about do why Diddy?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Diddy?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
God? They missed so many list? Was that sing song?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
No, the one that Sting mentioned is on the list?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
She was just.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
The movie thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You look good.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
To me.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
That's a good one. That's a good guessing. Though, no
you're not. I have one strike left now you're not
done guessing. I do have I have one more, but
I sa Diane No no, Nana, no, no, Nanna, Hey, goodbye.
I don't know who it is. That's the Nylons. Well,
it's the not Ons. Not on the list.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
God did they miss a lot. Oh, by the way,
every song that we've played better than Sisudio No, seriously, no, no, no, no,
that's much better.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Kristen, do you have any here we go chattahoocci transfer.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't know. Christian turned yourself on?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
What did you say?
Speaker 9 (08:54):
I said the Chattahoochie is a meaningful song?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Do you do you have one? A nonsensical one?
Speaker 9 (09:01):
I originally thought you were going to list off Phil Collins.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Non sensical song song?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
What other one does he have?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Wear My Hat? I really like that song? But what
what is? Does he do doo doo in it?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Does he sis a studio in it?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Garbage song?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No?
Speaker 9 (09:20):
Okay, now I think I did.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I think I'm wrong. You think you know? It's got
all regular lyrics? You sure, girl lyrics.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
I thought it was gonna be songs that just like
are nonsense and don't make sense.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
No, but all Phil Colins songs suck the Yes, he's
a horrible person, Christen the No, no, no, but they
But now do you understand?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah? Bop yeah? Do do do doo? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (09:47):
Wait?
Speaker 9 (09:47):
What about that do Run Run Run?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Is that yeah by the Crystals number two?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Very good to use that song in eighth grade for
the prep It was part of the preposition song oh really.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
By the way, this is the song Sting referenced for
his singer Kristian.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Run.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
You're more often.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Let's here we go.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I will tell you this.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
There's enough now some again, you're not going to know
all of them. There is a I mean, we found
a lot that didn't make the list. There's a massive one,
massive massive one that if once you have all ten,
you might argue this should be number one. Well you,
and again not just because Sisudio is number one.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I'm finding it hard to set aside the bias. No,
there is no bias.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
The studio sucks.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I'm afraid to guess. Can I go to line eight, Hi,
elliot in the morning?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
How about kid Rock? The Bottle of the bas song
by the.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Way, totally forgot another omission, another omission that that I
would put that on there for a nonsensical song.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
That I also have another one from the sixties step
might be on there.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Oh go ahead?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Who put the bomp in?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
The bombs bomb?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Sha bomp that Barry Man? Is that on the both
sides there?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Kid Rock?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
And yeah, no, listen, I love the I love I
love how broad you are.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Uh No, it's not on there.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
That's a good one though. That's a good one, Thank you, sir.
Let me see if I have that? Can I go
to line seven?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Man?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
People are so smart?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I do have it?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Which one I'd like to.
Speaker 8 (11:59):
Thank the guy who wrote the song?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
That made my baby fall in love with me.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Woo put the bomb in the bomb bomp a bomb
and the Ramalama dings.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Oh, that gives me another one that I know not's
on the list. That's not on the list. I can't
speak total side notes?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Can I ask a disc jockey question?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
But how glad are you that?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Like?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
We're not trying to exist when that is the music
at the time.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
That's a great song.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh stop it, I'm not playing that. No, but it
won't be on there. How about otis stay in the Night? Yes,
Shamalama ding dong a great song you've put that.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Ooh oh oh oh oh.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
So it's almost sunning, Like, wait, lotus sees us, what
are you studying? Say again, it's as you don't just
hate this list because who's topped it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I almost hate it more for who's not on it.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
We've listed more glaring omissions, yeah, which.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I only I had one and I haven't even named
it yet.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
But I couldn't think of all of these. Give us
one that you're certain none of us have heard of
the song or the artist.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
No, because here're gonna be somebout hay stupid.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You don't know that song stupid, but you admitted you
didn't know either the performer or the track.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yes, true?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
For how many?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I don't know three, I don't know six. I don't
know seven.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I don't know eight. I do know nine. I don't
know ten. You name like five or six that you
don't know what's ten? What made ten? We always like
saying something's a good number.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Ten.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Can't pronounce it the song or the artist.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
The artist is Adriano Celtano.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I don't know the artist Adriano Adrianna's prison conn and Nane.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
See us all nice choice. It's a bob I don't
that's what I mean. I don't know the song. I'd
never heard it. Praising cody ns and I use o
you're the cold mad sal choose all right?
Speaker 8 (14:26):
That first guy sounded like Hobie, wait this time to choose?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
And now on home and the same. Then a horror,
may we get to come? The boss died?
Speaker 8 (14:46):
Tails in mind began to go a little bit of
missus stage.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I know, I was kidding. This is actually pretty catchy.
The figure, well, I don't.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Know the.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Same.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Then a horror, may we get to come?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
The boss died?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Why that's the same it's una Commy Steen.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
You know what's talma jsic? Babe's a cham.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You not coming up to It's not mine, but not so.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
The whole of getting on there was.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
A whole song gibberish, the say again it appears it
appears that way. Yeah, that was number ten, That was
number ten, That one I didn't know. Okay, I know
nine here, I'll give you. I'll give you number eight.
Artist everybody knows or is it least heard of? Dizzy Gillespie.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, of course you've heard of him.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Oh Papa Da.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't know that one either, Papa Da, Oh, Papa
Da probably sounds nothing like that.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Oh again, thank god I was born now and the
hundreds a day?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Does does Hethelessie even sing.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Ingers? Whatever?
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Loot The last two entries that we didn't know, they're fun.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Okay, Hi, Well that's what Sting said hi Elli in
the morning, except for number one.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
He did say, Sistudio sucks hi Elli in the morning.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Hello, Hello, yeah, hi, Hey, yes sir, I'm not gonna
try and sing it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
But how about.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
By Crash Test Dummies.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
That's good, great one, great one, great song. Yeah, Brad Roberts,
great dude, Yeah, that's a good one. I mean, that's
neither here nor there. All right, very good, very good,
Thank you sir. That's a good omission.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
I wonder if because that is the only line repeated,
that's just a sound he's making leading into a very
non gibberish versu quor.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Okay, that that may be.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
But there's enough omissions where you would go. Yeah, they
missed another one. Eight Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Hello, Hell yeah, Hi?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Who's this Aaron?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Aaron? Where's you go? Hold the.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Number seven from Jane Burkin.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Do do Da?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Do do Da?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I don't even have to look. I know I don't
have that the But does anybody know this? Sent No?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Number six? Listen, I'm gonna mess this up by Trio?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Oh, I don't love you? You don't love me? God
that it's stupid. That's it. That's the song. Yeah, when
you said Trio, yes, I don't know that song. Well,
you don't know all their other hits? What's it for them?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
But I don't. I don't know that song. I don't
know if you snail there you know this? Yes? Good?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Guesn't this used in campaign? I think so was it Apple?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
It sounds like class or mister.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I think this was an Apple computer it was, Yeah,
this is it good?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
I feel stupid. I didn't know the song. I know this, yeah,
but I didn't know who it was. I didn't recognize it.
By the way, number.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Six better than number one, Diane, do you know this song?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
And I didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I didn't go listen to it to see if I
know it from the talking heads eye Zimbra.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Oh, the whole thing is made up language. Ye oh
is it? Yeah? It's like pig Latin. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Will I know the song when I hear it? Yeah,
he has a melody, don't you Diane? You left down
but he was playing with his tips. That's like the
second time you've said tits today. We're getting.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Okay, I know this song?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
All right?
Speaker 8 (20:06):
You know what that's left?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
There are there's two left.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
One I don't know, and one is the biggest omission
that I think you would put at the top of
the list once.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
No, no, no, mis misplaced pla place.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
So there's there's two that are on the list. One
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Maybe it's great.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
At number three, at number nine is maybe the most
famous of them and probably.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Should be number one. Now does somebody have it here?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Where am I going? Kristen, let me go quick? You
think they have number three? I don't know. Hi, Elli
in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Tell Cody, Yeah, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Cody?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Oh whoop?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
There it is?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yes, yeah, No, that's good, that's good. It's not on
the list, not on the list.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
But that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
I know, I know, I know. Am I going to eight?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Ellie in the morning?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Hi, yes, sir? Uh yeah. I don't see the name
of the song. But Steve Miller band talking about the
Papatus of love.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Oh, people call me it's a joker cowboy. No, that's
the joker. Yeah. Wasn't that the song? Oh? Yeah, that's
that's it.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
But where's the nonsensical part?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Papatus is a nonsensical word. I think even Steve Miller
by whoever, I guess Steve Miller said that that meant nothing.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Okay, but I'm not going to do it based on
one word. It is better than Sasudia, but I'm not
gonna that one one one.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Well, it's not on the it's not on the list,
not on the list. All right, very yet, very good.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I'll accept that. Give us number three, number three by
a band called the Feelies.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I already feel like I'm out. Fossy Law, Fossie Law.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
I don't know it.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I've heard of the band before, but I don't. I
just thought of another one. I just thought of another one.
(22:32):
They said the brand ever gave the light, never biding
the rio. Sorry, maybe I'm dumb, but I didn't know it.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
That didn't make me think of another one too, But
there's no way it's it's the one you think should
be number one. It's Fa Fa by Guster.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
No.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Can I tell you my two omissions?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Not omissions, but that weren't on the list that I
thought should have been Where's Din Dada Indo.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
The No?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
But you know, like where is that song? Like that
was a famous song.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
I'm trying to see if I have it. That was
a big club song back in the day in the club.
I just thought of another one, which one Radio Gaga. No, yeah, no,
I wrote that down, but then I crossed it off.
He's like Kristen, who got one? Who did get one? Yeah,
we don't. We don't have the one. No, when you
mentioned the club. I'm thinking blue daby.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Oh dad ha ba do ha bad oh it's grease
Man's version.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
To do so.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Were we at the one ane the one that's actually no?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Can I give you the other one that that that
that wasn't on there?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Okay? Wait, are you gonna because maybe we have this
one in common? Wait, that's not are you guessing? I
know this isn't on the list.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
I feel like, based on what we've so far learned
is the list, this is not going to be on there,
but should be okay on three?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
So three, and then said the artist, I'm gonna sing
this all Are you singing it? Because I don't know
the artists? All right, you're ready. Well I wasn't gonna
sing it. Okay, you do you do you, I'll do me. Okay,
I'll sing it. I'll say it right.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
One?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
No, remember three? Then say yeah I know one? Two,
three scam John thet man got chala.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Feeling.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah, that's a good one. Swede, those were those were
both good? No, it was I was banging on this,
I know, and you knocked something over. I'm sure it's
not leaking. Well that's right, sure it's not the guacamole. No,
but that's not going to come out fast. But the
trace late Jay's will I just poured that milk on
my dessert. Ellan, I'm being serious. What do you see
(25:24):
anything spelling right now? Right now?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Okay, no, no, so Blue Suede and Skip Man John
not on the list? Okay?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Can I give you it's number nine? I'll give you
the artist. You tell me who the song, and it's
an artist everybody knows. Everybody listening knows. Everybody listening knows
the song. The artist is the Beatles.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
D thank you?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
How is that not number one?
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Al?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I have skip?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
How is this?
Speaker 11 (26:08):
You're gonna tell me this is number nine? And that
miserable curmudgeon Phil Collins is better? Sorry, Paul, Remember what.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Happens if you played this song backwards? Phil Collins sucks.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
Instead of ivveryed Paul, don't you agree this should be
number one?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
It's nonsensible and it is nothing but fun And everybody
knows that the Beetles are at the top of every
list and they should.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Oh you know what, let's throw pill a bone
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