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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Would I be able to find somebody listening who has
been busted for either one of those?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I think, so what, I don't know, I don't know,
dumb question.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Christian, Will you do me a favor if there is
somebody who's either gotten and I'm not judging, who's been
busted for a dui or a drunken public please eight
six six to Elliott eight six six two three five
five four six eight.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
And I want to know.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Here's what I'm looking to Uh, here's what I'm looking
to find out. I want to know, like you had
to go to court, what was the punishment? Okay, because
I saw something over the weekend that I don't think
I've ever heard of before.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
For somebody who.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Got busted because they violated a previous violation. But they're
punishment on the previous violation. I had never heard of before.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
But they violated a previous violation, so they got in
trouble on they got in trouble, right, so it'd be like,
this isn't the case here, but it'd be like violating probation. Yeah, yeah,
but that's not what this was. No, very careful not
to use that word correct.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
They violated the violation from their previous violation, and I
had never heard I have never heard of a judge
or a court handing down.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
This punishment. Okay is it punishment? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I guess a sentence?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, okay, okay. Line two? Thank you? Hi Elli in
the morning. Hey, are we using names or no?

Speaker 5 (01:54):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
David?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Have you gotten in Have you had an alcohol related
incident that you got in trouble for?

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Oh, a few but drunken public in nineteen ninety and
DUI in Northern Virginia probably.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Ninety one when you first got busted.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Your first time getting getting busted was drunk in public
in nineteen ninety.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Right.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Actually I got stopped when I was seventeen in high
school and got both the reckless driving and drunk drive.
But they got dismissed.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Let's go to you may have too many? Actually you
may you may be wrong.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
How did that get dismissed? The Cop Shiston show.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Did you just like when you turned twenty one? It
got dismissed.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
No, I went to court for the first one with
the reckless in d UI since I was under the
age of eighteen. We went behind closed doors. Had some
famous stuff of mom being sick at the time, but
basically the judge dropped the DUI chargey was reckless. Wow,
I got lucky.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I was gonna say, dude, that guy was that guy
looked out for you?

Speaker 5 (03:02):
No, that was nineteen eighty four, so that was a
long time.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, right, Well six years later you showed him. You're like,
I'm going to get this again. All right, Yeah, you've
got too many You've got to take you though, Mayne.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Fo Hi Elliot the morning Hey Elle, yes, sir, drunken
public or douy it was neither.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
I actually got arrested for trespassing in Radford. I left
a party and went to somebody else's house and fell
asleep on the couch.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
God damn man, they.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Come on, let the guy sleep.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
I tried to sleep and then yeah. The first thing
I remember was getting slammed on the hood of the car.
I was like, oh, this is really happening.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
When when you went to court, what was your punishment?

Speaker 6 (03:48):
Nothing that the people that I fell asleep on their couch,
they didn't show up for court, so it was thrown out.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Oh my god, you were lucky. Today they're gonna say.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
There's amazing, amazing and literally that was it.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
You walked out and you were like, well, I'm good
to go.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
But well the bad thing was I went down the
first week for the court dat and it snowed that weekend,
so the canceled court that Monday, and then I had
to go back the next week as a like three
hour drive from me.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah it was you know, I drive six hours to
have it thrown out.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
You broke into somebody's house as a drunk mess and
slept on their couch.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
That's well the six hour whatever six hours it zoned fun.
All right, dude, I appreciate it. Thank you. Line line eight, Hi,
Yellie of the morning. Hey, good morning, Hey b Yes sir,
yes sir.

Speaker 8 (04:44):
Hey, and I had a DUI when I was twenty one.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, you have a dui, you get busted for drinking
and driving?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Right, did you end up? Did you end up going
to court?

Speaker 8 (04:57):
I went to court.

Speaker 9 (04:58):
I actually did twenty six weeks of alcohol classes first,
and I went to court and I was I was
told that I had AA classes drivers and probation for
a year.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
What did they say about consuming alcohol?

Speaker 8 (05:27):
Consuming out which people? Where I went to court?

Speaker 6 (05:31):
I had the court?

Speaker 10 (05:33):
Yeah, the court didn't say anything. The court liaison afterwards
told me that they get a lot of business from
the bar that I was at, but that was about
all they said.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
All right, all right, all right, that's what I wanted
to know. That's what I wanted.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Thank you, sir, Thank you, and I hope everything worked out.
Does the court normally if you get busted for a
drinking offense, and I understand, they may say you have
to go to AA meetings, or you have to go
to drinking diversion courses, or if in the case of driving,
you have to go to driving courses and stuff like

(06:11):
that and you're on probation, do courts give you any
kind of drinking parameters?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well, if there's an interlock device, okay, right, yeah, yeah,
that's the kind of art when it comes to being
behind the wheel.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Sure, okay, that's fine, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Is that what you mean?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
I guess that would that would work. I don't know
what those are set at. I don't know what those
are set at.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I thought you couldn't have any alcohol in your yeah,
but to text anything, you won't start right, And people
always worried about like mouthful.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Mouthwash and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
So I saw this headline and I'll tell you why
it jumped out. Man arrested after testing twenty one times
over his restricted alcohol limit, and I was like, a
point oh eight times twenty one? How are you alive?
Like that doesn't make any sense?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
But you also said in the headline his yes.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
I didn't pick up on that right away.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I just started doing the math of being twenty one
times over the legal limit.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
It almost it's a headline burying the lead because twenty
one times is unbelieve.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
You'd be dead.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
So they end up they find this guy swerving, and
the truth is he was at a point four, which.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Is still oh.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
He definitely could be dead, absolutely, but he had gotten
busted previously, so his first violation.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
This was his second, his first violation.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
The court told him his punishment, whatever whatever.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Else was involved in the charge.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
He could not have a BAC over because legals point
oh eight, Right, that's legal BAC is point oh eight.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
He couldn't have a BAC over point oh two.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
While driving, or at all at all.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Oh, what gets you to a point oh two?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
What gets you to establishing someone else's own number?

Speaker 8 (08:16):
I have?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
I have never heard of that.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
No, now, granted, if you have a point oh two.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Like you had a light like a Miller light or something.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I don't know, but but I mean, yes, it wasn't
he just he could not have a point over a
point oh two. But if you were just at a
friend I'm not saying that you would skirt it. But
if you were at a friend's house and you had
a point oh three and you walked.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Home, well, nobody's gonna know.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
Right.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
So he ended up getting now he had a point
four or something and got busted because he was.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Driving and swerving all over the place.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
And the judge was, like, your record says, or your
your your court history says you can't have above a
point oh two.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
So people like people who have.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
A interlock device, you can't drive. But that doesn't mean
that I can't have a point oh nine. If I'm
at a you know, my next door neighbor's party, I
just can't drive.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I could walk back home right his ones he can't
have above a point oh two. I've never heard of that.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Certainly haven't seen him that.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Or and then the other thing I thought is, like
you hear about like somebody got busted for a duy
does everybody end up where they're like nothing above a
point oh two.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
We just never hear that.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
H No, that must be like the come out, isn't
that odd? Yeah, And this isn't the first time we've
asked people to call in who have been busted for
a drinking offense.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Right, no one's ever mentioned that.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
No, No one's ever said I had to put an
interlock in and I was told I could never have
above a point oh two or at least for whatever
I'm amount of time.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
It wasn't. I don't know how long you get restricted for.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
How old was this person?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
I am looking? I am looking, I am looking forty one?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, middle ages. That doesn't help sway you one red
the other.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
No, you would think like if it was like a
kid or something, I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
But now he's a forty one year old man.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, like maybe it's an underage thing. I don't know,
it's not, though.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Where am I going?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Line for?

Speaker 11 (10:29):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Elliott the morning?

Speaker 8 (10:33):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Hey? What's going on?

Speaker 10 (10:35):
Dude?

Speaker 8 (10:36):
All right? So twenty five years ago, I was at
Beach Week right after high school, and we were basically
begging the police to come find us by shooting some
illegal fireworks off on the beach. The police came down.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
I chucked my.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
Beer bottle to make sure I didn't get arrested. It
found the only other beer bottle on the beach crashed
right on, so police knew where we were and got
all of us or underage drinking. So they gave us
all what was called a prayer of judgment ruling, and
that was as long as you didn't have any other

(11:11):
alcohol related offenses by the time you're twenty one, this
would basically be like a ghost thing on your record
and wouldn't show up. However, if you got another one,
it's on your record permanently. Right Well, come to find out,
after I was twenty one and graduated college, I kept
on applying for jobs and I couldn't get anything because
I was putting on everything that I had a clean record,

(11:34):
and come to find out, I asked one of the
places that I applied why didn't get it, and they said, well,
you lied on your resume about never being arrested, and
so we had to go through this whole process with
the courts down in nag said to go get this
thing re brought up in the court and expunge for
my records.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Oh dude, that sucks. That sucks. Where'd you like? I
didn't I was fifteen.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Get over it.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
By the way, you should have also said you just
say no.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, well you did say no, but it kept running
up on checks. God, that blows. But at no point
where you told you can never have over a point
zero two right, like they didn't set what your BAC
could be.

Speaker 8 (12:20):
Oh no, they never said you couldn't drink. They just
said don't get caught.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Don't get caught, right exactly. But that is a thank you, sir,
thank you. But to me, that goes to interlock. You
could drink, you just can't drive.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Right now. A lot of the people who are messaging
are saying they were told they could not drink at all,
no consumption for how long. One person was a year
and the others were whatever. The terms of their probation
was no.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
So no alcohol at all, correct at all. So it's
Wednesday night. I'm at home. I'm not going anywhere, I
ain't doing nothing. I'm watching TV. Mm hm, I got
a hockey game on. Yeah, I can't have a beer.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
What the judge said?

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Or I can't have a beer.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
So you did air quotes for that entire senseen. Yeah,
but that again, maybe we've come across that before. We've
definitely heard from people who have been told they can't drink.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Now I would, I could rap.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I mean, I don't know that I agree with it,
but I could wrap my head around it and go.
They would say, you got busted for drinking, you were
irresponsible while drinking. No drinks for you, not you got
to be at a point oh two?

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Do I even get to a point oh two on
a jack and coke.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
With liquor?

Speaker 12 (13:45):
You probably could, yeah, because I think I answered as
a point o two, you can be more a beer,
a lighter beer. Yeah, one, I would, depending on your size,
maybe two.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Dude, I'd be eaten, like I'm trying to get on ozimbic.
But again, many.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
People saying it was no no zero tolerance. No one
has said they were given their own their own BAC.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Line four. Hi elliot in the morning. Hi, who's this?

Speaker 13 (14:20):
Hey?

Speaker 14 (14:20):
This is song as Yes, what can I do for you?
My brother has five to you eyes And on the
fourth one they said, hey, we're strapping this on you.
You can't drink for a year.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
So he couldn't drink at all and did it? He
was one of those trackers.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Is it an ankle monitor?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
I could detect alcohol.

Speaker 15 (14:42):
Literally, an ankle monitor that tapped into his skin. Right,
and and if it if yeah, if it went over
point oh two and he was getting sirens?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Wait this guy?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Wait, so if it went over a point two, so
that's what it was at.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, and what happens if he went over a point
zero two.

Speaker 14 (15:07):
Coming out of the doorstep?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Oh, cops are at his doorstep. Hey, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
You're two drugs?

Speaker 12 (15:16):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, no, that would be a problem.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Why do you sound like you? You sound very like
tired or quiet or something.

Speaker 14 (15:24):
Oh, I'm working right now.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
I gotcha, Yeah, I got you.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Don't need to broadcast that, you know, the office doesn't
need to know that your brother's got problems. All right,
very good, very good, Thank you, sir, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
You know that I hate hearing it. I'm not judging people.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
I don't like hearing that you had four or five duy's.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Well, yeah, we don't want to hear about any of these.
And hopefully these people have learned a very important lesson.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I hope, so, I hope so I don't want to
hear about four or five Duy's nine two.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Hi Elliott in the morning.

Speaker 16 (15:57):
Hey, so my brother in law is dealing with this now,
but it's because kids are involved. So they got put
on probation and had to go to base app and
get the It's basically the ignition interlog thing where they've
got to blow in it every couple of hours and
make sure there's no alcohol in their system. So, I mean,
point oh two is one drink. Whether it's you know,
liquor drink, wine, beer, whatever, it's one drink. So they

(16:19):
can't have anything in their system.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
So is a point oh two sentence, if you will,
is that the equivalent of you can't drink at all?

Speaker 6 (16:29):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Isn't that weird? Why wouldn't you just say you can't drink?
I mean they do, but.

Speaker 16 (16:36):
I mean they have to. I mean you've got to
the machine's going to pick something up, and I mean
they figured out ways to beat it. I mean they
were still drinking while they were doing this. It's not perfect,
but yeah, I mean point oh two is one drink.
I mean, if you look up the regulations mean one beer,
six ounces of wine, one shot.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
It's going to put you out a point oh two.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Right, Well, Elliott always goes for the double in space.
When you said six ounces of wine? How small are
your wine glasses?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Hey? What was what happened to your brother in law?
What do you get busted for?

Speaker 16 (17:10):
So, I mean they've been they've been on and off.
I mean, like I said, it's it's the kids involved
that that calls that. I mean they showed up to
Vase App. He shoved the vase App to get the machine.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
He was drunk.

Speaker 16 (17:20):
When he showed up to Vase App to get the machine.
They could smell it and they were like, all right,
we're gonna call the cops. He'd got in his car.
He got in his car and less base App drunk
and they called the cops. Then his wife has been
busted twice with DUI. She used to be a mail carrier.
They couldn't get her fired because it's a union. It's
so she got busted twice within I don't know, like

(17:43):
a month, and so it was supposed to have mandatory
in jail time that she somehow got suspended. But it's
it's really bad, man, It's it's not a great story.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
No, No, that's rough. Well, I hope they I hope
they get better.

Speaker 10 (17:55):
Yeah, they're they're doing better right now.

Speaker 16 (17:57):
But you know it's it's it's one day at a time.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Sure, I got cha, all right, brother, Hey, I appreciate it.
Thank you, my friend, Thank you, sir.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Now have you seen this? Have you ever seen the
words alcohol restricted on the back of someone's license.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
On the back of their license, as.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
A handful of our listeners have that.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh what does it look like?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
This person's husband did not realize until he tried to
order a beer and was pissed when they told him
he was restricted.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
So on your life, I never agreed to that.

Speaker 14 (18:30):
The I did.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
I checked.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I checked donation, I didn't chump take my organs, but
I didn't check restricted alcohol.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I don't think we've talked about that.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
But I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (18:42):
Right?

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Under?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Like needs corrective lenses? Which is on my license on
the back, that's where it says it.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Right, I don't know. I don't think mine says anything
about corrective lenses?

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Did you ever? I mean, I have not wearing.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
If you have contacts, you should put that on your license.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Why now people try to avoid it because you can
get in trouble.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
If you don't you don't have or contacts, then yeah,
I told you one of my fears about going to
prison is what do I do about my contacts?

Speaker 3 (19:16):
God?

Speaker 4 (19:16):
These are dry dry af.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Only eight years left.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
So it says, okay, Tyler, those say suspended, and I
bet that's not what they look like.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Well, I'm trying to so do we all have a
section for restrictions on ours.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
On our license? Do you have your license in here?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Now it's in the office, Like, is my corrective lens
thing under restrictions? Let's see here? Oh it is, so
I bet it's right underneath that.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Wait where do you where do you see restrictions be
corrective lenses? So underneath that it would say, but who's
going to get a new license when you get busted
for drinking?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
But has your licenseved? Talked about this when it's suspended
and to actually turn it over?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Oh right, right, a new one that says restricted.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
You know the other thing that's weird though? Can I
see your license for a second. I'm not going to
do anything with it.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I didn't think you were, but I had just put
it back.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Like, let's say you're going to a bar right, and
the bouncer says, can I see your license?

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Right?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
So here you I'm gonna be the bouncer master your license, please,
thank you? Uh huh date Yeah, okay, all right, very good,
thank you. Enjoy enjoy tip. Nobody flips over a license
and looks at it.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Maybe this bar that this person was at has had
trouble buzzkill on their own.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I've never heard of that. Where am I going? Line
fo Hi, elliot in the morning.

Speaker 11 (20:52):
Hey, I wanted out with a couple of the points
of the point two two is legally what you could
be at under edge twenty one because it's cough syrup,
and there's a couple other places in law where point
oh two becomes the legal limit. Let's say you're in
a car and everybody in your car is drinking. In Virginia,
the driver and presumed to be drinking and driving, so

(21:14):
their limit now goes from a point oh a to
a point oh two. So point oh two is medicinal.
You've taken cough syrup, so anything under that you're not drinking.
But that point oh two is probably not specific to
that one guide. That's just the limit of Okay, maybe
you've had some cough syrup.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
So wait a minute, if everybody in the car has
been drinking, the driver has to be at a point
oh two, yes.

Speaker 11 (21:34):
Because it creates a legal presumption that they have likely
been drinking too. If everybody else in the car is
has open containers and actively drinking, it's presumed that then
the driver has access to that alcohol. So then it's
legal limited instead of a point oh eight to a
point oh two.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Jesus, by the way, great knowledge to have. I feel like.

Speaker 11 (21:55):
I was a bar timer for a while. Now I've
work in law.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
I know all of the things.

Speaker 11 (21:59):
It's it's very important.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Hey, what about the what about restriction like drinking restriction
on your license?

Speaker 3 (22:06):
I've never seen that before.

Speaker 11 (22:08):
In some states that shows up right above their picture,
So when you look at it, it's not on the
back where it shows restriction. It's right above their picture
and read where it's an alcohol restricted.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Now listen, I'm not I'm not in favor of that.
I think it would look ridiculous. However, nobody looks at
the back of somebody's license when they flash them their ID, right,
That's why.

Speaker 11 (22:27):
It's about the picture on the front and a lot
of dates that it's on the front right above their.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Picture, right, Maryland. I can tell you, Maryland, it's not
Where is it in Virginia? Do you know.

Speaker 11 (22:37):
They started doing that after I had quit bartending, so
i'd have to look at it. Fortunately, I've never had
to deal with that specifically.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Did you look at the back of IDs?

Speaker 11 (22:47):
When I was bartending? There was nothing on the back
of the idea that mattered to me. Everything was on
the front.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Everything was on the front. I got you, I gotcha,
I gotcha. All right, Very good, very good. I appreciate it.
Thank you, bartender.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
You've learned lot. I got one more for you. Shoot,
this is from Michael, our friend who works at the MVA.
Sometimes if you eat too much pizza, you cannot start
a car with an interlock device.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Bull ass, Oh just because like you're bloated, I can't exhale.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Now the yeast will essentially least. How much do I
do false positive?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
How much do I have to eat where I can't
no officer, no meat lovers, extra large Papa John's.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Seriously, sausage while driving?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
How much do you have to eat that you can't
start your car?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Like I feel like you believe the science that that
it could bring about a false positive.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
I think you'd have to eat like three or four xls. No, yes, yes,
challenge accepted. I eat a I eat a slice.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
I'm blow in the car. I eat a slice. Breath
that car. Let me grab line one. That's good knowledge
to have, though, hi ee in the morning. That's like when.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
People are like, oh, if you had a poppy seed bagel,
you're gonna test pot.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Remember we were throwing poppy seeds in Diane's hair in Dubai.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Michael does point out that he handles all the DUIs
issued in Maryland.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
All of them.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
He handles every d UI in the state of Maryland. Dude,
But what does that mean.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
He handles them?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
I think he just threw that in there because you're
mocking his pizza yeasts.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Oh no, no, oh oh, So he's saying I've seen
this on multiple occasions.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
He also says sanitizer and mouthwashed will prevent the vehicle
from starting.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Okay, that that that we've heard, Like, who was the
famous person that was drinking mouthwashing cough syrup and stuff
candy docacas?

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Yeah, I think so, yeah, like she was getting after.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
It one Betty Ford, same thing, but who who was
the one that lost the cord hearing from eating too
much pizza?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Well, again, this is the interlock device.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, but you don't get the interlock device if you
didn't break any laws.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
But the threshold is set then at the interlock device
higher than you'd expect. It's not zero tolerance because they
know these items can cause it to flag.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
You.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Can you loose my ankle monitor, I'm eating a lot
of pizza.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
It's tight.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Muffin top coming over from your ankle.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Hi, Elliott in the morning.

Speaker 13 (25:48):
Yeah, Hey morning Elliott.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Hey, who's this.

Speaker 13 (25:52):
I'm in the middle of this, so I'm not gonna
do a name.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
That's fine, that's cool. What do you got?

Speaker 13 (25:56):
I'm currently sitting in my running car with an interlock
device next to me. It's probably about to go off
in a couple of minutes.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
We talk long enough, right, and why did you? Why
did you get the interlock device? A d w y Right? Okay, uh,
what what did you? What? What did what was your.

Speaker 8 (26:13):
Ba c.

Speaker 13 (26:15):
U point seven?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Okay, that's that's that's high. That's not the god damn
it is a point oh nine. Yeah, you earned that,
You earned that.

Speaker 13 (26:22):
That's a that's an automatic ten days in jail too,
in this in this county.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
And so you did ten days in jail, you got
to get an interlock device. Did they tell you no
drinking at all?

Speaker 13 (26:36):
Yes, that is right in my court documents, no drinking.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
So I guess in some in some cases it sounds
like though.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
And I understand what that guy was saying the bartender
point oh two, you're gonna get no matter what, right
from from a drink from a drink. But to me,
that's still different than saying no drinking versus a point
oh two. And I understand maybe it's semantics, but it's
it's just weird, like I've never heard that before.

Speaker 13 (27:04):
Yes, I hadn't either, So what other people said? The
interlock device is at a point zero two. So if
I were to blowing it and it said that I failed,
I not only can't start the car. It's not just like, oh,
you can't drive like no, I get in a lot
of trouble for that. It gets reported to the court
saying I.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Drank, right, you violated, you violated your probation or your
your sentence exactly.

Speaker 13 (27:29):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Has National Pizza Week been?

Speaker 8 (27:37):
It's rough?

Speaker 13 (27:37):
I mean honestly, it's this is my life.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
You know.

Speaker 13 (27:39):
I gotta be careful about what I eat. I have
a false positive from eating something already.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
No, you don't wait, you got a false positive in
the car from eating something.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah, what'd you eat?

Speaker 13 (27:54):
It was an Italian posta meal and you need it
in the car. I eat and I got in the.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Car, right, that's breathless kicking.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
And then you went to blow in the thing and
it blew positive?

Speaker 11 (28:07):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
And did you have to like a schmuck? Did you
have to go tell the judge?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
I ate a lot of pastaa vodka sauce.

Speaker 8 (28:15):
I retested it a couple of minutes later and it passed.

Speaker 13 (28:18):
But it still gets submitted to the ASAP program and
they review it and they have not reviewed it yet.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
It was MACARONI grew. Oh my god, that sucks. Did
they tell you, like.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I don't know if you read the booklet or anything,
but does it say be cool on pizza?

Speaker 11 (28:37):
No?

Speaker 13 (28:38):
Like people know that online. I know now of all
the stuff to avoid, But no, they didn't. They don't
give you any guidelines of what to avoid.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Man, God, that's nuts, by the way, Like there's a
like like just if I was a mom and popped
pizza place. I would put a sign up, so be careful.
We'll make it blow positive or something like. That's a
good selling point. All right, Hey, good luck, brother, good luck,
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yes, Tom, lay off the cinnamon rolls. God damn you,
cinnabon certain pastries.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
I should go to jail for a bond the way
I punish one of those cinnabons.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
So pastries will do it, pizza will do it.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Mm hmmm. Let's see. You're good with coffee. Oh, you
gotta be careful with the flavor additives in certain coffees.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
I don't put any of that in there. Man.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Forever we just heard it was mouth wash.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, mouth Washington people were drinking hand sanitizer.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
How about the sweeteners used in some gums, diet energy drinks.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Dude, I can't drink a red Bull.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Well it says it has to do with the sugar
like compounds found in some of these.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
H But you won't blow like if you had two
red bulls, you won't blow a point oh eight.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Well that's not what the air like I said to no.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
No, but right, so it's an inner life, but it
won't go You're you're not gonna get pulled over and
they go, hey, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna breathalyze you.
And you've had two three red bulls. You're not gonna
blow a point. You may blow a point oh two
or point oh three.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
But isn't that key the timing of it. Isn't this
almost immediately after consumption? Probably that is setting off the device?

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Probably, Isn't that why they always tell you always keep
an airplane bottle and then chug it when you get
pulled over, because that way you blow like a point nine,
which is impossible.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Nobody, nobody, or throw your keys in the woods.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
I told you earlier.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Totally no, you suck on pennies.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
It totally works.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Hi Ellie in the morning, real quick, tell you yes, sir, babe,
smelling good.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Hey, just just letting you know. I had to blowbox
unfortunately for amount of time, and I got lunch at
seven to eleven, got a couple of tiketos one day,
came out ate lunch, blew in the box and failed.
Now they do give you a fifteen minute period to
blow back into that box to pass it, and fortunately
you wash your mouth out and everything was good to go.
But there are many food items that will make that

(31:25):
blowbox go off.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
All right, banana the are you serious? I'd rather eat taketos.
All right, very good, Thank you, sir,
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