February 26, 2026 • 38 mins
Third day's a charm?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Where do I want to start? I didn't, I was
(00:01):
not farting. Well yesterday, that's number one.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Did your food the yeah, of course, well no, you
missed dinner the day.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Also, I didn't realize they were I thought I was
just getting them. Are you do you get notifications from them?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I've seen one pop up?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, what send them at noon and six and then
they send it to you when the challenge expires each day.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Oh, I don't get the challenge expire one or maybe
I just don't.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
See it in the morning. The the No, but they
they did. They notified me yesterday that I need to
log my dinner and I did.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I did log last night.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
The but it was a it was it was a
down day. I'm very disappointed in myself. Very same thing, right, Christen, Yeah,
very down results. No, no, no, no, I'll be very honest.
I'm embarrassed to reveal them based on the day before. Now,
I will say this, I treat every day like a
new day. I am number one. I'm I'm I'm much
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more active this morning than I I heard that.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
You've started like right outside the office store where the
coffee maker is.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, I'm getting coffee. Well did but did you see
what I did? This is my new thing. Now, this
is my new thing because like, listen, the science is great,
well we're doing it for science, but the the the
makeup is like.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I want to make sure. I want to make sure
that I'm getting it. So I'm is this high?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Look so you think yesterday, no, there was an issue
with the sensing.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
No no, no, no, no, no, I just I my my,
my my.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
When I say volume, like my amount, I know it
was down. It's in my head. It's in my I
got friends in my head.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
The I do a little I'm like Ilia the the
but right here is I don't know if that's sitting
too high.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Look, I don't know if that's sitting too high.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
That should be well placed.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah you agree, right, yeah, but you know what I
do now? And I did it at the coffee. Did
you look at me when I was.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Going No, because that one I was looking at my
monitor and I heard you fart.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Right, But it was it was a little bit lengthy.
It was a little bit like like like that.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Like a snake.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
No nothing came out.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
No, no, no, no, but instead of it just no,
but instead oh, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Not like that, not like that, by the way that long.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I will tell you this.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
If I had that, I would I would pinch it
off and like I turn that into like nine, like
I would, I'd like astrument. Yeah, I'd stop it and
then let it out. Stop it, let it out, stop it,
let it out, stop it.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
The No.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
But now for today, because today, like this is it.
If you're a distance runner, today's your kick. So I
am taking my my piece and every time I I fart,
I move it right up to my buttholepulating.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I just want to make no. No, the intensity is
the intensity.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, it's not. If it's closer sensing it at a
higher that time you can say value.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
The the like. It's no, but it's not. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's not like I want like, but I want it
on the sensor. Okay, I want it. I'm not I'm
not put it's not going like because I still have
to I can't. I can't clog it, so I still
have to have air come out of it, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
And it being b h but the but I want to.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Make sure it gets it because I feel like I'm
sitting a little high. Also, I'm off to the right
a little bit. So when I wet my underwear to
nowhere to put it see the I I think I
was off to the right a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I think I was off to the right.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I know, my placeman this morning is a okay, did
you start this morning? Because no, I didn't do it
in the bathroom this morning?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Here? Where'd you do?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
You did it at home? Nope?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I did it in the studio?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Is here?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yes? Wait when when I first got here? What did
you fart in the car? I had to charge in
the car?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Wait, well he takes I feel like mine charges in
like like a minute.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Say to do it for fifteen minutes. I'm not sure
it lasts you the day.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I'm not even out of the shower. I'm not even
out of the shower, and the thing is charged.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
No, I had to plug into the USB port in
the Olmazda.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
The did you why? I don't know. Why?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Why did you get pulled over? I was fiddling with.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
My Did you not charge at home? Did you forget?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
This goes back to what Diane started wondering yesterday, and.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It's well, can I smell him?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Whether or not my family knows what's going on, right,
And it's a surprise nobody that the answer is no Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I tried to talk to Jackie about it at dinner
last night and she got all like, I'm a princess.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
The like I feel like it'd be easier to have
in a fair then hide this flattess device.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
But I don't understand who cares if your kids know?
My kids think it's the greatest thing going.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
We, as I've said before, or you've guessed, have a
very fart averse household.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Right, does Lindsey know what you're doing?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I just said family, I didn't just say kids.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Wait so Lindsay doesn't know?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
No Oh, I'd rather you know what, I'll say, I'd
rather date discreetly since we're rebranding to that it would
be that was a big loogie. Honestly, the the secrecy
that goes on with taking photos of my dinner, gingerly
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having to sit down at the table. Wait what, I
don't know, just take a picture heating my black bag
that all the stuff came in. But that was the problem.
I left the bag with the charger in my backpack
from charging yesterday here right downstairs, and I was going
to bed last night.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Wait, does Linty not see that there's a like a an.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Electrical unit attached to your underwear when you go to bed?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
How would she see that?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I got I got undressed in front of Jackie and
at one point, well she knows, she knows what we're doing,
and to.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Make sure that it stays. I'm wearing shorts too.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I bet I'm wearing like mess shorts because I don't
want I don't want that unit just flapping around. It
doesn't during the day. There's pants and shorts that we wear.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, mine didn't come off yesterday. Did you switch to
the white snap?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So well, So I last night went to bed and
I was like, God, damn it. I can't leave the
room now right because she'll ask why.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Just say you forgot something? So you gotta take a
piss that it's.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Not the routine. It's got to take a piss downstairs.
That makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Well, you know it's going to be a splash mine.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
So then this morning I was like, I can't go
get that charger because it's going to be weird that
I'm headed downstairs before I'm leaving.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Well, you're really over think you. No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I've kept it a mystery. I can't say mystery. There's
there's no wonder, Diane wondered, but my wife doesn't wonder.
So when I went downstairs after showering this morning, I
got in the car, I plugged it in, and then
I did switch to the white snap.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah, a much much better snap.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
White swims to work.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah yeah, well, yeah, sure you were in a thicker panty.
The are you back? What are you in a thin
or like?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
No, it's not it's not thicker. It's the same.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I feel like the the three different underwear that have
been worn that are are all pretty much the same.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Today's only the third day. Oh yeah, so third underwear.
Yeah okay.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
So then when I walked in here today with a
fully charged unit and again didn't see my results because
I was twisting trying to plug it in and the
USB ports only in the back of the car, so
I'm pairing it, so I didn't have time to like
make sure they were there. I just saw congratulations as
successfully paired. I got in here and I just pulled
my pants down and I forgot My eyes were like
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strictly trained on our window for our door.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Isn't it fun when you take your pants off in
the studio?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Totally forgot that Kristen's window can see into the studio,
not her big window.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Underwear all the way down.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, I pulled down to my knees, Yeah I did.
I tried to make it so if someone saw me
they would just see like more butt than front. I
grabbed a white snap. Yeah, white, last day, I may
as well try the white snap. And I set it
in and sat down, and now we're good to go
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another day undetected, not gas, but by my family. It
just wouldn't make sense if it would.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
But it goes against the family normal.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, no, no, no no. But here's where you're wrong.
Here's where you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Well, if you told him like Jackie's repulse by me,
not just over this, but just in general. The And
so when I was explaining her what she was doing,
I got the eye roll in the heavy breathe, and
I was like, well, listen, I don't know what you
do at your job.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Get one.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Number two is this is for the University of Maryland,
Like this is this is for the terps.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Now our House believes in science. We don't need to
be the science. Okay, but Lindsay went to Maryland. I
don't care.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
This is perfect.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
She could be related to doctor Hall. I still wouldn't
tell her.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Maybe she maybe she took a class with doctor Hall.
And actually maybe she's doing it and not telling you.
Closest speel I can tell you Jackie is not doing it.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
The nearest we've ever been to discussing bathroom behavior was
my colonoscopy prep and her giving Perth. That's it.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You know who?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You know who was doing colonoscopy prep last night? Eh Milkman.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Oh wait so when you called him, had he started
the yesterday morning?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Oh yeah, yeah he was. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
He was like, sorry, I was really out of it.
I'm drinking all the colonoscopy stuff. He didn't know anything
that you asked.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Okay, so you're sore, but you're good. So yes, good.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I am set for the final day.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
And you're set.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yep, no problems, no issues. Yesterday you transferred everything I had.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I had a problem this morning because it didn't pairs,
so I had.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
To redo it.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Wait, I don't kid what you meant I had did?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I had uploaded the data like you're supposed to. But
then when when it's completed is when you get like
the countdown clock. And for whatever reason, I had.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
To when you start a new session.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yes, yes, and I must have done it wrong, so
I had to read it this morning. But it's fine.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
But wait, what part did you have to redo?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I had to.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
I had to have Kristen lend me her charger so
I could redo it again.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
The white charger, the charger.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Because I left the charger at home. No, it's my disc.
It's still like Kristen's charger.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yes, okay, well the charger doesn't go in your paying.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
No for Kristen, it may as well.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
No, no, no, no, I still have my disc, but you have
to No, you have to pair it.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You have to pair it while it's plugged in.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
And then I didn't do the final step, which was
hit start challenge, so you I had to. I had
to essentially redo it again. But obviously my charger is
at home, obvious, and so I asked, Kristen, can you
bring your charger?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I need to redo this text her at home to
bring her fart charge.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I was like, when you're when you're when you're on
your way.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
So did she help you?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Like, was she like here, let me get in there?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No? I did it. All I had to do was
I unhooked it.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Wait a minute, though, what if you had to do
it here?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
That means you had to attach it to your underpants here.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Which I did in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Oh why didn't you come in the studio and do it?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Because Tyler was already doing it?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
But wait, so what if? But so it didn't it
didn't track your farts on the way into work.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
No, so I didn't miss it. I didn't fart on
the way into work.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I don't act like I did.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Yeah, so I did miss that that little chunk of
time between the time I listened.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
But it's like it matters if you farted.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Right right and I didn't. Oh okay, So.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Like yesterday at dinner, I didn't have it on at
dinner because I had it on the table.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
What do you Why did you put it on the
table the disc?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh? Because I was explaining to Jackie. I wanted to
explain to her what it was. So I had the disc.
I took the disc off before dinner.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
We ate it. We didn't go to the Caps game
last night. That's a whole other issue.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
The so I had the disc, and so I was
showing her what it was. But in the middle of dinner,
I had to take the disc lean and put it
next to my butt so that it would still capture.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
You didn't clip in, and you just know I just
held it up there.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, it's like, hold on, Jackie, I got it.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I got it. I gotta get that.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
No, no, you could just hold if you if you
trusted yourself, you could just put it up to your.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Boyan doctor Hall would say, you can't be doing that.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
The I had to record it.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I understand you wanted it was only it was only two,
but you you it's supposed to be at a uniform
distance from your BH the entire time.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yeah, but then well I didn't. I didn't swallow it.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I just put it up against I went in my pants,
over my underwear, but right up against the buone.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
And I did it twice during dinner.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And then that's when Jackie was like seriously, and I
was like, jack it's science.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
This is for the terps.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Please, I won't play ping pong with my family because
I don't want to tell that.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And you are tooting during during me, but I did.
I did strap on after dinner. I did go in
and put it back on. Yeah, and then good, And
here's the beauty with the white snap. Here's the beauty
with the white snap. It held through the night. And
I'm not wearing four layers of pants.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Boxers, then the device, then a pair of shorts like
you do during the day.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, but at night I just go Boxers, Boxers. And
then to make sure I went Boxers, no T shirt
last night. So I was there, I got my boo
tits out and I because if the if it got loose,
I wanted it to be on my body.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Oh yeah, like you would have rolled over on it.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah. And then I was afraid, what if the dog
eats it?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
We have four snaps, No, not the snap, the disc.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't want the kids the dog eating the disc.
But yeah, no, my my snap held tight to it.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah. So no, that was good. That was good. But
today today I'm wrong one like today, I'm going. So
yesterday was a.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Down day and I still think every people want to
hear your numbers.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, yeah, but it's very embarrassing. It's very embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
It's still you saw yesterday.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
They listen numbers or numbers. Numbers are numbers.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Sometimes sometimes you win the game ten to one, and
sometimes you what is that saying? Sometimes you're the hammer,
sometimes you're the nail. Yesterday I was in the nail.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
But this is why they want to see what you ate. Yeah,
so it's important again today. Don't forget we're to log
your food today. Don't wait on the notifications of twelve
and six.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
No, I don't pay attention to the ones that we
are in day three, our final day. I'm tracking our farts.
Don't worry. It's all for science. University of Maryland. Go terps,
(15:56):
go turps, go far go go butt.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Verbs Doctor Albert Hall Nope, Brandley Hall, Branley Hall.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Yeah, I know. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
The Royal Albert Hall or.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
The Prince or Albert Einstein. Al thank you all?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Anyway, all right, so yesterday, so everybody, everybody, everybody transferred
data this morning.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
That's correct.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Oh, you've looked at your results of it.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
I am also, Elliott.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
So going back, Diane, did you now, going back to yesterday,
you had none?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Oh, I had activity when you look at.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
The no, but down on the top of the dash
but down on flatus events.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, I mean where the circles are.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Beyond that where you get the metrics flattest events and
flattest count.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
What is she showing us nothing? You have farted in
two days.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
But it's weird because of her activity.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
If you go to the intensity due, if you go
to the time, are.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
You awake for any do you know that you I
don't know what that is.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
That's you are happy like a damn mountain.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
That's the That's the first thing that comes up when
you are on the dashboard for the data, right, But.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
How does she have that kind of activity? But it
doesn't log.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
This is why people wanted you guys to swap discs today.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I would have done it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Now, let me fart on your disc just to see
if it works.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
But Diane, no, what would what would?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I'm being shy.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
That's a bit much.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
How do you have how do you have activity or
intensity with no farts?
Speaker 5 (17:56):
But when you pull up that of your scale, yeah,
you are at three hundred and eighty is the number
at the top of yours. Mine is at point two six,
So you're barely two no.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
No, no, no, So we see we see Diane's chart
all over the place.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
But the truth is it's nothing.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Or they're just very demure.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
It's something seems fishy with Diane.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
It does. I've followed the instruction.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
I thought you were gonna say, I farted. Did you
do you? Did you knowingly, awakenly actively fart yesterday? Not
at all?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
No, you don't believe her.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Well, I don't understand. There's some activity. Like I know
last night, I was, I was. I had a low day,
but a lot of mine came at night. Look at
my intensity at night.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Look at the numbers.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Look at my intensity. It's up in the uh, it's
up in the three hundred.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Range like Chris.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, mine was. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Still, I explained to Jackie. I explained to Jackie what
was going on at dinner. Remember I put my disc
on the table to show her and then had to
move it back to my tushy twice while we were
eating dinner to capture them.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It's almost like you were waiting for your table at
a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
But see, remember I said during the show, I couldn't,
I couldn't get them out.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Look at that. That's the show right there, and it's
it's it's empty.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
What about this morning before the show?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Like we heard, oh this morning, Well, I won't know
until tomorrow. I won't know until tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
So we revealing.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah, Diane, Wait.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
So you want to do the strongest intensity first?
Speaker 4 (19:44):
What was your strongest intensity?
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Well, the number goes up to three eighty, and it
like is at look at that at the three eighty line.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Dude, that's good. Yeah, do you remember that one?
Speaker 6 (19:55):
No, that one was that I was sleeping. It was
at ten something long and you didn't.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Wake yourself up. But that kind of intensity, I don't
let me check.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
With the dog.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
I know that, poor guy. But it said my strongest
intensity one was yesterday morning.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Mike Mike, Oh, Mike, Mike, Mike. No, no, here we go.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I thought you meant her husband.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yeah, it came off the diving board.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Finally, finally, finally, all right, Diane, if you need that,
if you need to go, same thing, we'll put the
mic right up there.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Wait, I'm sorry, Yeah, so you did it while you
were sleeping.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Intensity is so hard for anyone, even us to understand though,
because the scale the scale.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
No, and and by the way, like for example, like
you could hear that I think but that wasn't intense.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
No, it was.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
That wasn't intense, not for you.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
No, Diane did it, it would be intense.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
All right, let's get to numbers, let's get to nice.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
And then I need to get to an accusation that's
been thrown out there.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Well, let me tell you real fast my intensity. My
largest one yesterday was thirty three point eight nice at
four thirty six. Am.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh a little waken, a little waken, little waken, bake. Okay,
now go down to numbers. Yes, Diane, you're at a zero.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
The metrics, the met circles, not mine or all zeros.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I am at one point nine?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Wait for your count for my flattest count.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
How do you one point nine?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yes, how do you have any points?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Because it's not all the way up at two?
Speaker 6 (21:49):
So you didn't fully complete a two?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Well, Elliott did the impression of how he thought I
was passing. And they're all at night because I'm like Diane,
I did not actively.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
During the day actively fart break wind.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Oh god, noo said that anymore. I'm hoping after this
big knowing says the effort. But so it was under
and yesterday was that too, right, wasn't that too from yesterday? Yeah,
and now I'm less than two, says nothing, So I'm
but I will get to you. Someone may have a
point with an accusation. I'm be accused of cheating, but
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I'll explain what they're claiming when you're done giving your numbers.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Well, that's horrible, minus Sue, I'm really sad.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Are you? Are you more or less than eighteen?
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Elliott?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I know like I was afraid.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I was afraid the University of Maryland was going to
show up at my house thinking I died.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
I thought I thought.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I thought doctor Bradley was gonna literally drive to my
house and be like, there's something or we have to
change your disc It's horrible.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Eighteen eighteen I was. I was close to forty the
day before. How was I at eighteen? Now you were
in the nineties? Yeah, day one? What were you on
Day two?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Well?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
I was ripping, I'm like crazy on yesterday, Tuesday. Yeah,
so I had ninety two as my total right yesterday.
I was really disappointed because I didn't even think I
got I'm like, oh my gosh, I probably didn't even
get twenty. I was burping more than two.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Right, wrong again, a handstand, go.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
Down the elevator and then go down to the basement.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Right.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Anyway, my total count yesterday was only thirty five.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Still no, but no, that's no. But I mean that's
a that's a two thirds loss.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
I know, I'm really disappointed nor their own heads.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I know, I'm completely in my head.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, I'm completely in my head.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Like that's why I'm hoping coming off the swimming the
diving board, which I don't think anybody heard that, but
coming off the diving.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Boarding, when you download today's data, oh for.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
The rest of today, Like now that I was able
to rip one in here that was ripped off the bandage, Yeah,
now I'm going to believe my farts.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
But I think even subconsciously at night, my body knows
it doesn't want me to be registering any sort of
expulsion of gas. So that's why I'm hitting two and two.
And they both look like based on the intensity chart,
they came in the overnight hours, not in the waking hours.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Right, And you think otherwise your body just rips them
all night.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I just think it's sort of like when you wake
up a lot, because maybe in the morning you have
to get up earlier, Like, I'm aware in what I
described earlier today as a home that doesn't discuss things
like this that I'm not wanting to chart at all,
and I barely am. I'm at two. But yesterday I
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regrettably told you, guys, I read two. I moved my
bowels twice yesterday and I said that, and somebody said, what,
what's wrong?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Then just say you took a poop.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
I didn't. I move my bolls and I did it twice.
Is that unusual for you?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
It's not the norm.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Norm is one?
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Yeah, yeah, one to two for me zero once a month,
but it depends what I eat.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I would die of septic poisoning if I only went
once or twice a day.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
So the accusation that's come through is that, and they're
using my own words against me. I told you in
moving my bowels, I probably passed gas because you remember
you said you wanted to hold this to you while
you're sitting on while I'm going, which is not how
you do it. You know, No, you're supposed to pull
(25:45):
your pants down.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Yeah no.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
But I also like, like sometimes when I go, I'm
not my school's not solid. But so sometimes when I
go it's either like splattery.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Farts awesome, or like a like just an air biscuit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
So the direct message came through last night that I
am manipulating my count because I sit to pee.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Now.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
And I will say this, but I a lot of
people will tell you that have been in a men's bathroom.
A lot of men furt when they are standing at
a urinal guilty. And your censor, if you're standing at
a urinal, would obviously pick that up.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Because yeah, you're only opening the front end right of
your pants, correct or usually you don't drop your drawers
all the way down.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I mean, yes, a three year old boy maybe would
do that.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
I've done that.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
But yeah, So is it in me that I'm so
proper polite and lady like the go throughout the day
that when I do sit to pee it actually makes me?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Do you fart when you pee? You know the answer
to that.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
I'm getting there because this morning, after this was in
my head, I reminded myself before the shower today and
I sat to pee as I always do. Of that
meme Diane liked with the Chris Isaac So I think
I don't remember that I don't like bro hit the
(27:32):
high note, so I think, and that was me realizing
too subconsciously in my sleep. I'm not even my body knows.
I don't want to do this because I could not
believe the symphony that came out this morning. But again,
it wasn't tracked by the monitor because I was sitting
with my pants down.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Why wouldn't you stand up to capture it?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I sit to pee.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I understand that, but stop your stream, stand up, capture it,
and then finish your piss.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
So what I am willing to do for science?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Stand to pee all day?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Oh damn all day?
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Oh damn. He's gonna have three tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
So I'm no. But you have to think. Am I
so used to sitting that? Like? That's how I'm able
to not be just willy nilly passing gas through the day.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
I bet you can't pee standing.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
That's probably a doctor's visit in the future with a urologist.
But is it possible that not just in these three
days that we've been tracking that I I don't fart
because I release everything when I sit to pee.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
If I.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
If I commit, you can I ask Christopher real quick?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Do you like Mike's a big dude? Right?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Big dude, do you ever walk in on him and
he's sitting and you're like Mike and you're making a
poop and he's like, oh, no, no, I'm just I'm
just urinating.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
No, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I never stand. But we knew that this isn't this
isn't breaking. That's why this person put all this together
right to solve.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
But you think so you have to today. Let's even
use Kristen's low end. You think you're your fart and thirty.
You think you're farting thirty some odd times when you're urinating.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
No, but I think it's all built up and it
just releases everything that may have come out at once. No, yes,
at once when I'm sitting, but maybe might there would
have been some relief here and there. But I won't
sit in the studio or the office, or at the
desk at the computer at home. I just won't be
like which I know you and Kristen have no problem
(29:53):
doing none at all. Even my impression of farting sound,
it's like I've never heard it before.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
If after the show, after the show, when everybody's out
of here, everybody's out of here, I'm in the office, Kristen.
Kristen's in her room, Diane's back in the office with
me in here. You won't even just go, oh, man,
I do it in the office with Diane sitting less
than a morning.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Yeah. Yeah, but that's how That's how people live. That's
how people live.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
But is my body is going to be such a
shock to my system that we can't just go all
at once that I am going to today find that
my disc picks up, maybe not intense gas, but little hiccups,
little butt hiccups throughout the day.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I think, here's future Tyler, Diane.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
That's what I'm saying. That wasn't cure. That was this morning.
It happened this morning. And and the worst part about
it was, remember my family, My family doesn't know. So
this morning I was like, oh my god, Lindsay. Lindsay
probably woke her up with that, and I didn't have
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to explain to her that I'm doing this stupid thing
for her alma mater, by the way, this stupid experiment
for science and Maryland that involves tracking gas.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
And then you, oh.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
My god, I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
How do you not do that?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Because I'm a polite person to Kristin, let's not get
started in that so anyway, Tomorrow will be really the
ultimate test of not only my body but you, but
you know it, but doctor Hall's hypothesis, and he may
(31:56):
find that sort of life Viagara. They were testing it
for the heart Boom gave.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
You a boner, Yes, Tyler, Can I give you pissed off.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
With the early adopters of that great wonderful but my
acute angina is gone.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
These guys are just getting it for wood.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Can I give you some advice from one sit down
peer to another?
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Okay, So I also too while I pee, and I
had two.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
S way everybody does, everybody does.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
I had to slip yesterday while I was sitting down peeing,
So that took two away from my account.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
I'm saying all of mine are taken away by sitting
down the paper.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
But today, right before I came in here, I was
able to go pee. I felt a two coming on,
so I had to like pull up your pants. Yes,
just my underwear, because that's where the device.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Is not agreeing to do this. Keep listening, I will
just not sit to pe today.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Okay, No, No, I understand what she's saying.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yes, she's trying to say that I can still sit,
but it's hard. I don't know. I'm going to stand
by the way if I am if.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
If if I.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Am mid dump and I feel a good one coming on,
I'm pulling my I'm pulling the sensor up, even if
that means my underwear sticks inside my butt.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Thatt's not have any either. But at home, I drink
a lot of water. I probably do sit down to
pee from the afternoon until I go to bed, maybe
like six times.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Ooh, that's a.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Lot of gas. If if you're doing it, I am
sitting to pee.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
No, if you're passing gas while you're sitting there peeing,
I am every time. Oh yeah, every time you sit
down to your ineate.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Not like it's out of this morning after my subconscious
mind held it in like Diane's Instagram algorithm.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
You know, the other thing.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
That you can do, the other thing that you can do.
Although if you're gonna stand, then you're fine. I was
gonna say, take the sensor off and just hold it
to your butthole while you're peeing.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
No, No, that's no, that's I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
That's what I did at dinner. That'll work.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
But you have to.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
But I had a bad day. I had a bad
I had a bad day.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
No, it's very disappointed, Daniel Peter. But from day one,
two counts, day two, two counts. If I go up
to just double digits, I'm five times.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, I could go five times what I did yesterday. Damn, damn,
that would be hot.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
I need to get back up to yesterday's.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
What do we do? So tomorrow? You you you transfer in.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
The morning, yeah, and then you just don't attach.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, and then that's it? Can I can? I ask?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
This is the is the Do you feel like you're
developing a sore at all?
Speaker 4 (34:45):
From the snap or the the I do? I do?
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Man, mine was pinching me earlier.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yes, yes, right here.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
I oh, it's not by your neck.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
No, but I don't.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
I'm not gonna see You're gonna touch it and then
you're gonna get hives again.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
I'm not gonna pull my pants underwear.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
If you look, I'm going to pull my underwear up.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I see dingle No, you could see my thing. But
right here, okay, all right, I'm not now please stop.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
That's just butchy, that's just but is.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I didn't look, I didn't look, nor WILLI, Kristen, I'm
not looking at.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Cans.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yes, it's a good spot today.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
It's wrong, it's wrong.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
It does look like a dingle.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
All three days you were never able to figure out
how to get tight to your body.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
My underwear isn't what how would I do that? Unless
I use like a bungee around the.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Like wasn't that a trend for a royal People use
bunges for belts.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
You should have wore like one of those banana hammock thingies.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
The that'll be tight. It's picking them up.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I understand, yeah, yeah, don't and don't like.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
It?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
And I know this is the back to back to
back broadcast where people have wanted a picture of Elliott's barry.
Now I'm not posting it was bad enough with the
a little bit of groin you saw on Instagram stories
earlier in the week.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
No?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
I keep getting my headphones caught in my belt? All right?
So where all day? Let's get going?
Speaker 6 (36:53):
Where all day?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
And to how humiliating will it be for Elliott if
I beat him?
Speaker 6 (37:00):
I would want you to do that, And.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
How extra humiliating would it be for me? Kristin seems untouchable.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
All right, No, maybe not maybe not like my yesterday.
My day one is right up there with Kristen's day too.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
What were you like, thirty eight or something.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
Day one thirty eight? Yeah, okay, but you were in
the nineties.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
That's awesome.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
I mean I felt great.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
But like the al Star Races Dover, I could invert it.
We've got to get on the board.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I'm I'm telling you, I'm I'm.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Can I push on your stomach?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Please?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
How about if I tickle you?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
Some people you can see, you can see you can
see in that one graph that there's something happening.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
But that's like a point two you're looking at it
like there's these big elevations. It's nothing. That could just
be no offense. I don't know what you got going on.
That could just be like a hair moving
Speaker 3 (38:02):
No tomorrow front row Diana and Mee, because after all,
it's a wicked game.
Where do I want to start? I didn't, I was
(00:01):
not farting. Well yesterday, that's number one.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Did your food the yeah, of course, well no, you
missed dinner the day.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Also, I didn't realize they were I thought I was
just getting them. Are you do you get notifications from them?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I've seen one pop up?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, what send them at noon and six and then
they send it to you when the challenge expires each day.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Oh, I don't get the challenge expire one or maybe
I just don't.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
See it in the morning. The the No, but they
they did. They notified me yesterday that I need to
log my dinner and I did.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I did log last night.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
The but it was a it was it was a
down day. I'm very disappointed in myself. Very same thing, right, Christen, Yeah,
very down results. No, no, no, no, I'll be very honest.
I'm embarrassed to reveal them based on the day before. Now,
I will say this, I treat every day like a
new day. I am number one. I'm I'm I'm much
(00:58):
more active this morning than I I heard that.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
You've started like right outside the office store where the
coffee maker is.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, I'm getting coffee. Well did but did you see
what I did? This is my new thing. Now, this
is my new thing because like, listen, the science is great,
well we're doing it for science, but the the the
makeup is like.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I want to make sure. I want to make sure
that I'm getting it. So I'm is this high?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Look so you think yesterday, no, there was an issue
with the sensing.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
No no, no, no, no, no, I just I my my,
my my.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
When I say volume, like my amount, I know it
was down. It's in my head. It's in my I
got friends in my head.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
The I do a little I'm like Ilia the the
but right here is I don't know if that's sitting
too high.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Look, I don't know if that's sitting too high.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
That should be well placed.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah you agree, right, yeah, but you know what I
do now? And I did it at the coffee. Did
you look at me when I was.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Going No, because that one I was looking at my
monitor and I heard you fart.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Right, But it was it was a little bit lengthy.
It was a little bit like like like that.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Like a snake.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
No nothing came out.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
No, no, no, no, but instead of it just no,
but instead oh, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Not like that, not like that, by the way that long.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I will tell you this.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
If I had that, I would I would pinch it
off and like I turn that into like nine, like
I would, I'd like astrument. Yeah, I'd stop it and
then let it out. Stop it, let it out, stop it,
let it out, stop it.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
The No.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
But now for today, because today, like this is it.
If you're a distance runner, today's your kick. So I
am taking my my piece and every time I I fart,
I move it right up to my buttholepulating.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I just want to make no. No, the intensity is
the intensity.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, it's not. If it's closer sensing it at a
higher that time you can say value.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
The the like. It's no, but it's not. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's not like I want like, but I want it
on the sensor. Okay, I want it. I'm not I'm
not put it's not going like because I still have
to I can't. I can't clog it, so I still
have to have air come out of it, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
And it being b h but the but I want to.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Make sure it gets it because I feel like I'm
sitting a little high. Also, I'm off to the right
a little bit. So when I wet my underwear to
nowhere to put it see the I I think I
was off to the right a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I think I was off to the right.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I know, my placeman this morning is a okay, did
you start this morning? Because no, I didn't do it
in the bathroom this morning?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Here? Where'd you do?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
You did it at home? Nope?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I did it in the studio?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Is here?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yes? Wait when when I first got here? What did
you fart in the car? I had to charge in
the car?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Wait, well he takes I feel like mine charges in
like like a minute.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Say to do it for fifteen minutes. I'm not sure
it lasts you the day.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I'm not even out of the shower. I'm not even
out of the shower, and the thing is charged.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
No, I had to plug into the USB port in
the Olmazda.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
The did you why? I don't know. Why?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Why did you get pulled over? I was fiddling with.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
My Did you not charge at home? Did you forget?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
This goes back to what Diane started wondering yesterday, and.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It's well, can I smell him?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Whether or not my family knows what's going on, right,
And it's a surprise nobody that the answer is no Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I tried to talk to Jackie about it at dinner
last night and she got all like, I'm a princess.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
The like I feel like it'd be easier to have
in a fair then hide this flattess device.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
But I don't understand who cares if your kids know?
My kids think it's the greatest thing going.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
We, as I've said before, or you've guessed, have a
very fart averse household.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Right, does Lindsey know what you're doing?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I just said family, I didn't just say kids.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Wait so Lindsay doesn't know?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
No Oh, I'd rather you know what, I'll say, I'd
rather date discreetly since we're rebranding to that it would
be that was a big loogie. Honestly, the the secrecy
that goes on with taking photos of my dinner, gingerly
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having to sit down at the table. Wait what, I
don't know, just take a picture heating my black bag
that all the stuff came in. But that was the problem.
I left the bag with the charger in my backpack
from charging yesterday here right downstairs, and I was going
to bed last night.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Wait, does Linty not see that there's a like a an.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Electrical unit attached to your underwear when you go to bed?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
How would she see that?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I got I got undressed in front of Jackie and
at one point, well she knows, she knows what we're doing,
and to.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Make sure that it stays. I'm wearing shorts too.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I bet I'm wearing like mess shorts because I don't
want I don't want that unit just flapping around. It
doesn't during the day. There's pants and shorts that we wear.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, mine didn't come off yesterday. Did you switch to
the white snap?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So well, So I last night went to bed and
I was like, God, damn it. I can't leave the
room now right because she'll ask why.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Just say you forgot something? So you gotta take a
piss that it's.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Not the routine. It's got to take a piss downstairs.
That makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Well, you know it's going to be a splash mine.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
So then this morning I was like, I can't go
get that charger because it's going to be weird that
I'm headed downstairs before I'm leaving.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Well, you're really over think you. No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I've kept it a mystery. I can't say mystery. There's
there's no wonder, Diane wondered, but my wife doesn't wonder.
So when I went downstairs after showering this morning, I
got in the car, I plugged it in, and then
I did switch to the white snap.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah, a much much better snap.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
White swims to work.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah yeah, well, yeah, sure you were in a thicker panty.
The are you back? What are you in a thin
or like?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
No, it's not it's not thicker. It's the same.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I feel like the the three different underwear that have
been worn that are are all pretty much the same.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Today's only the third day. Oh yeah, so third underwear.
Yeah okay.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
So then when I walked in here today with a
fully charged unit and again didn't see my results because
I was twisting trying to plug it in and the
USB ports only in the back of the car, so
I'm pairing it, so I didn't have time to like
make sure they were there. I just saw congratulations as
successfully paired. I got in here and I just pulled
my pants down and I forgot My eyes were like
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strictly trained on our window for our door.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Isn't it fun when you take your pants off in
the studio?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Totally forgot that Kristen's window can see into the studio,
not her big window.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Underwear all the way down.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, I pulled down to my knees, Yeah I did.
I tried to make it so if someone saw me
they would just see like more butt than front. I
grabbed a white snap. Yeah, white, last day, I may
as well try the white snap. And I set it
in and sat down, and now we're good to go
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another day undetected, not gas, but by my family. It
just wouldn't make sense if it would.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
But it goes against the family normal.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, no, no, no no. But here's where you're wrong.
Here's where you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Well, if you told him like Jackie's repulse by me,
not just over this, but just in general. The And
so when I was explaining her what she was doing,
I got the eye roll in the heavy breathe, and
I was like, well, listen, I don't know what you
do at your job.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Get one.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Number two is this is for the University of Maryland,
Like this is this is for the terps.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Now our House believes in science. We don't need to
be the science. Okay, but Lindsay went to Maryland. I
don't care.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
This is perfect.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
She could be related to doctor Hall. I still wouldn't
tell her.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Maybe she maybe she took a class with doctor Hall.
And actually maybe she's doing it and not telling you.
Closest speel I can tell you Jackie is not doing it.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
The nearest we've ever been to discussing bathroom behavior was
my colonoscopy prep and her giving Perth. That's it.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You know who?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You know who was doing colonoscopy prep last night? Eh Milkman.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Oh wait so when you called him, had he started
the yesterday morning?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Oh yeah, yeah he was. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
He was like, sorry, I was really out of it.
I'm drinking all the colonoscopy stuff. He didn't know anything
that you asked.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Okay, so you're sore, but you're good. So yes, good.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I am set for the final day.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
And you're set.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yep, no problems, no issues. Yesterday you transferred everything I had.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I had a problem this morning because it didn't pairs,
so I had.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
To redo it.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Wait, I don't kid what you meant I had did?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I had uploaded the data like you're supposed to. But
then when when it's completed is when you get like
the countdown clock. And for whatever reason, I had.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
To when you start a new session.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yes, yes, and I must have done it wrong, so
I had to read it this morning. But it's fine.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
But wait, what part did you have to redo?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I had to.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
I had to have Kristen lend me her charger so
I could redo it again.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
The white charger, the charger.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Because I left the charger at home. No, it's my disc.
It's still like Kristen's charger.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yes, okay, well the charger doesn't go in your paying.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
No for Kristen, it may as well.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
No, no, no, no, I still have my disc, but you have
to No, you have to pair it.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You have to pair it while it's plugged in.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
And then I didn't do the final step, which was
hit start challenge, so you I had to. I had
to essentially redo it again. But obviously my charger is
at home, obvious, and so I asked, Kristen, can you
bring your charger?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I need to redo this text her at home to
bring her fart charge.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I was like, when you're when you're when you're on
your way.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
So did she help you?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Like, was she like here, let me get in there?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No? I did it. All I had to do was
I unhooked it.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Wait a minute, though, what if you had to do
it here?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
That means you had to attach it to your underpants here.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Which I did in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Oh why didn't you come in the studio and do it?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Because Tyler was already doing it?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
But wait, so what if? But so it didn't it
didn't track your farts on the way into work.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
No, so I didn't miss it. I didn't fart on
the way into work.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I don't act like I did.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Yeah, so I did miss that that little chunk of
time between the time I listened.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
But it's like it matters if you farted.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Right right and I didn't. Oh okay, So.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Like yesterday at dinner, I didn't have it on at
dinner because I had it on the table.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
What do you Why did you put it on the
table the disc?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh? Because I was explaining to Jackie. I wanted to
explain to her what it was. So I had the disc.
I took the disc off before dinner.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
We ate it. We didn't go to the Caps game
last night. That's a whole other issue.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
The so I had the disc, and so I was
showing her what it was. But in the middle of dinner,
I had to take the disc lean and put it
next to my butt so that it would still capture.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
You didn't clip in, and you just know I just
held it up there.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, it's like, hold on, Jackie, I got it.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I got it. I gotta get that.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
No, no, you could just hold if you if you
trusted yourself, you could just put it up to your.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Boyan doctor Hall would say, you can't be doing that.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
The I had to record it.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I understand you wanted it was only it was only two,
but you you it's supposed to be at a uniform
distance from your BH the entire time.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yeah, but then well I didn't. I didn't swallow it.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I just put it up against I went in my pants,
over my underwear, but right up against the buone.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
And I did it twice during dinner.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And then that's when Jackie was like seriously, and I
was like, jack it's science.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
This is for the terps.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Please, I won't play ping pong with my family because
I don't want to tell that.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And you are tooting during during me, but I did.
I did strap on after dinner. I did go in
and put it back on. Yeah, and then good, And
here's the beauty with the white snap. Here's the beauty
with the white snap. It held through the night. And
I'm not wearing four layers of pants.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Boxers, then the device, then a pair of shorts like
you do during the day.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, but at night I just go Boxers, Boxers. And
then to make sure I went Boxers, no T shirt
last night. So I was there, I got my boo
tits out and I because if the if it got loose,
I wanted it to be on my body.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Oh yeah, like you would have rolled over on it.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah. And then I was afraid, what if the dog
eats it?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
We have four snaps, No, not the snap, the disc.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't want the kids the dog eating the disc.
But yeah, no, my my snap held tight to it.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah. So no, that was good. That was good. But
today today I'm wrong one like today, I'm going. So
yesterday was a.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Down day and I still think every people want to
hear your numbers.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, yeah, but it's very embarrassing. It's very embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
It's still you saw yesterday.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
They listen numbers or numbers. Numbers are numbers.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Sometimes sometimes you win the game ten to one, and
sometimes you what is that saying? Sometimes you're the hammer,
sometimes you're the nail. Yesterday I was in the nail.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
But this is why they want to see what you ate. Yeah,
so it's important again today. Don't forget we're to log
your food today. Don't wait on the notifications of twelve
and six.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
No, I don't pay attention to the ones that we
are in day three, our final day. I'm tracking our farts.
Don't worry. It's all for science. University of Maryland. Go terps,
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go turps, go far go go butt.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Verbs Doctor Albert Hall Nope, Brandley Hall, Branley Hall.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Yeah, I know. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
The Royal Albert Hall or.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
The Prince or Albert Einstein. Al thank you all?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Anyway, all right, so yesterday, so everybody, everybody, everybody transferred
data this morning.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
That's correct.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Oh, you've looked at your results of it.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
I am also, Elliott.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
So going back, Diane, did you now, going back to yesterday,
you had none?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Oh, I had activity when you look at.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
The no, but down on the top of the dash
but down on flatus events.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, I mean where the circles are.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Beyond that where you get the metrics flattest events and
flattest count.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
What is she showing us nothing? You have farted in
two days.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
But it's weird because of her activity.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
If you go to the intensity due, if you go
to the time, are.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
You awake for any do you know that you I
don't know what that is.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
That's you are happy like a damn mountain.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
That's the That's the first thing that comes up when
you are on the dashboard for the data, right, But.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
How does she have that kind of activity? But it
doesn't log.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
This is why people wanted you guys to swap discs today.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I would have done it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Now, let me fart on your disc just to see
if it works.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
But Diane, no, what would what would?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I'm being shy.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
That's a bit much.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
How do you have how do you have activity or
intensity with no farts?
Speaker 5 (17:56):
But when you pull up that of your scale, yeah,
you are at three hundred and eighty is the number
at the top of yours. Mine is at point two six,
So you're barely two no.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
No, no, no, So we see we see Diane's chart
all over the place.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
But the truth is it's nothing.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Or they're just very demure.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
It's something seems fishy with Diane.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
It does. I've followed the instruction.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
I thought you were gonna say, I farted. Did you
do you? Did you knowingly, awakenly actively fart yesterday? Not
at all?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
No, you don't believe her.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Well, I don't understand. There's some activity. Like I know
last night, I was, I was. I had a low day,
but a lot of mine came at night. Look at
my intensity at night.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Look at the numbers.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Look at my intensity. It's up in the uh, it's
up in the three hundred.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Range like Chris.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, mine was. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Still, I explained to Jackie. I explained to Jackie what
was going on at dinner. Remember I put my disc
on the table to show her and then had to
move it back to my tushy twice while we were
eating dinner to capture them.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It's almost like you were waiting for your table at
a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
But see, remember I said during the show, I couldn't,
I couldn't get them out.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Look at that. That's the show right there, and it's
it's it's empty.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
What about this morning before the show?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Like we heard, oh this morning, Well, I won't know
until tomorrow. I won't know until tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
So we revealing.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah, Diane, Wait.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
So you want to do the strongest intensity first?
Speaker 4 (19:44):
What was your strongest intensity?
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Well, the number goes up to three eighty, and it
like is at look at that at the three eighty line.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Dude, that's good. Yeah, do you remember that one?
Speaker 6 (19:55):
No, that one was that I was sleeping. It was
at ten something long and you didn't.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Wake yourself up. But that kind of intensity, I don't
let me check.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
With the dog.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
I know that, poor guy. But it said my strongest
intensity one was yesterday morning.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Mike Mike, Oh, Mike, Mike, Mike. No, no, here we go.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I thought you meant her husband.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yeah, it came off the diving board.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Finally, finally, finally, all right, Diane, if you need that,
if you need to go, same thing, we'll put the
mic right up there.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Wait, I'm sorry, Yeah, so you did it while you
were sleeping.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Intensity is so hard for anyone, even us to understand though,
because the scale the scale.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
No, and and by the way, like for example, like
you could hear that I think but that wasn't intense.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
No, it was.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
That wasn't intense, not for you.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
No, Diane did it, it would be intense.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
All right, let's get to numbers, let's get to nice.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
And then I need to get to an accusation that's
been thrown out there.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Well, let me tell you real fast my intensity. My
largest one yesterday was thirty three point eight nice at
four thirty six. Am.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh a little waken, a little waken, little waken, bake. Okay,
now go down to numbers. Yes, Diane, you're at a zero.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
The metrics, the met circles, not mine or all zeros.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I am at one point nine?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Wait for your count for my flattest count.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
How do you one point nine?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yes, how do you have any points?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Because it's not all the way up at two?
Speaker 6 (21:49):
So you didn't fully complete a two?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Well, Elliott did the impression of how he thought I
was passing. And they're all at night because I'm like Diane,
I did not actively.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
During the day actively fart break wind.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Oh god, noo said that anymore. I'm hoping after this
big knowing says the effort. But so it was under
and yesterday was that too, right, wasn't that too from yesterday? Yeah,
and now I'm less than two, says nothing, So I'm
but I will get to you. Someone may have a
point with an accusation. I'm be accused of cheating, but
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I'll explain what they're claiming when you're done giving your numbers.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Well, that's horrible, minus Sue, I'm really sad.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Are you? Are you more or less than eighteen?
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Elliott?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I know like I was afraid.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I was afraid the University of Maryland was going to
show up at my house thinking I died.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
I thought I thought.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I thought doctor Bradley was gonna literally drive to my
house and be like, there's something or we have to
change your disc It's horrible.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Eighteen eighteen I was. I was close to forty the
day before. How was I at eighteen? Now you were
in the nineties? Yeah, day one? What were you on
Day two?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Well?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
I was ripping, I'm like crazy on yesterday, Tuesday. Yeah,
so I had ninety two as my total right yesterday.
I was really disappointed because I didn't even think I
got I'm like, oh my gosh, I probably didn't even
get twenty. I was burping more than two.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Right, wrong again, a handstand, go.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
Down the elevator and then go down to the basement.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Right.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Anyway, my total count yesterday was only thirty five.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Still no, but no, that's no. But I mean that's
a that's a two thirds loss.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
I know, I'm really disappointed nor their own heads.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I know, I'm completely in my head.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, I'm completely in my head.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Like that's why I'm hoping coming off the swimming the
diving board, which I don't think anybody heard that, but
coming off the diving.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Boarding, when you download today's data, oh for.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
The rest of today, Like now that I was able
to rip one in here that was ripped off the bandage, Yeah,
now I'm going to believe my farts.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
But I think even subconsciously at night, my body knows
it doesn't want me to be registering any sort of
expulsion of gas. So that's why I'm hitting two and two.
And they both look like based on the intensity chart,
they came in the overnight hours, not in the waking hours.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Right, And you think otherwise your body just rips them
all night.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I just think it's sort of like when you wake
up a lot, because maybe in the morning you have
to get up earlier, Like, I'm aware in what I
described earlier today as a home that doesn't discuss things
like this that I'm not wanting to chart at all,
and I barely am. I'm at two. But yesterday I
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regrettably told you, guys, I read two. I moved my
bowels twice yesterday and I said that, and somebody said, what,
what's wrong?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Then just say you took a poop.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
I didn't. I move my bolls and I did it twice.
Is that unusual for you?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
It's not the norm.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Norm is one?
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Yeah, yeah, one to two for me zero once a month,
but it depends what I eat.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I would die of septic poisoning if I only went
once or twice a day.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
So the accusation that's come through is that, and they're
using my own words against me. I told you in
moving my bowels, I probably passed gas because you remember
you said you wanted to hold this to you while
you're sitting on while I'm going, which is not how
you do it. You know, No, you're supposed to pull
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your pants down.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Yeah no.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
But I also like, like sometimes when I go, I'm
not my school's not solid. But so sometimes when I
go it's either like splattery.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Farts awesome, or like a like just an air biscuit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
So the direct message came through last night that I
am manipulating my count because I sit to pee.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Now.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
And I will say this, but I a lot of
people will tell you that have been in a men's bathroom.
A lot of men furt when they are standing at
a urinal guilty. And your censor, if you're standing at
a urinal, would obviously pick that up.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Because yeah, you're only opening the front end right of
your pants, correct or usually you don't drop your drawers
all the way down.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I mean, yes, a three year old boy maybe would
do that.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
I've done that.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
But yeah, So is it in me that I'm so
proper polite and lady like the go throughout the day
that when I do sit to pee it actually makes me?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Do you fart when you pee? You know the answer
to that.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
I'm getting there because this morning, after this was in
my head, I reminded myself before the shower today and
I sat to pee as I always do. Of that
meme Diane liked with the Chris Isaac So I think
I don't remember that I don't like bro hit the
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high note, so I think, and that was me realizing
too subconsciously in my sleep. I'm not even my body knows.
I don't want to do this because I could not
believe the symphony that came out this morning. But again,
it wasn't tracked by the monitor because I was sitting
with my pants down.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Why wouldn't you stand up to capture it?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I sit to pee.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I understand that, but stop your stream, stand up, capture it,
and then finish your piss.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
So what I am willing to do for science?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Stand to pee all day?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Oh damn all day?
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Oh damn. He's gonna have three tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
So I'm no. But you have to think. Am I
so used to sitting that? Like? That's how I'm able
to not be just willy nilly passing gas through the day.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
I bet you can't pee standing.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
That's probably a doctor's visit in the future with a urologist.
But is it possible that not just in these three
days that we've been tracking that I I don't fart
because I release everything when I sit to pee.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
If I.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
If I commit, you can I ask Christopher real quick?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Do you like Mike's a big dude? Right?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Big dude, do you ever walk in on him and
he's sitting and you're like Mike and you're making a
poop and he's like, oh, no, no, I'm just I'm
just urinating.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
No, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I never stand. But we knew that this isn't this
isn't breaking. That's why this person put all this together
right to solve.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
But you think so you have to today. Let's even
use Kristen's low end. You think you're your fart and thirty.
You think you're farting thirty some odd times when you're urinating.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
No, but I think it's all built up and it
just releases everything that may have come out at once. No, yes,
at once when I'm sitting, but maybe might there would
have been some relief here and there. But I won't
sit in the studio or the office, or at the
desk at the computer at home. I just won't be
like which I know you and Kristen have no problem
(29:53):
doing none at all. Even my impression of farting sound,
it's like I've never heard it before.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
If after the show, after the show, when everybody's out
of here, everybody's out of here, I'm in the office, Kristen.
Kristen's in her room, Diane's back in the office with
me in here. You won't even just go, oh, man,
I do it in the office with Diane sitting less
than a morning.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Yeah. Yeah, but that's how That's how people live. That's
how people live.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
But is my body is going to be such a
shock to my system that we can't just go all
at once that I am going to today find that
my disc picks up, maybe not intense gas, but little hiccups,
little butt hiccups throughout the day.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I think, here's future Tyler, Diane.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
That's what I'm saying. That wasn't cure. That was this morning.
It happened this morning. And and the worst part about
it was, remember my family, My family doesn't know. So
this morning I was like, oh my god, Lindsay. Lindsay
probably woke her up with that, and I didn't have
(31:12):
to explain to her that I'm doing this stupid thing
for her alma mater, by the way, this stupid experiment
for science and Maryland that involves tracking gas.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
And then you, oh.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
My god, I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
How do you not do that?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Because I'm a polite person to Kristin, let's not get
started in that so anyway, Tomorrow will be really the
ultimate test of not only my body but you, but
you know it, but doctor Hall's hypothesis, and he may
(31:56):
find that sort of life Viagara. They were testing it
for the heart Boom gave.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
You a boner, Yes, Tyler, Can I give you pissed off.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
With the early adopters of that great wonderful but my
acute angina is gone.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
These guys are just getting it for wood.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Can I give you some advice from one sit down
peer to another?
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Okay, So I also too while I pee, and I
had two.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
S way everybody does, everybody does.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
I had to slip yesterday while I was sitting down peeing,
So that took two away from my account.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
I'm saying all of mine are taken away by sitting
down the paper.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
But today, right before I came in here, I was
able to go pee. I felt a two coming on,
so I had to like pull up your pants. Yes,
just my underwear, because that's where the device.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Is not agreeing to do this. Keep listening, I will
just not sit to pe today.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Okay, No, No, I understand what she's saying.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yes, she's trying to say that I can still sit,
but it's hard. I don't know. I'm going to stand
by the way if I am if.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
If if I.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Am mid dump and I feel a good one coming on,
I'm pulling my I'm pulling the sensor up, even if
that means my underwear sticks inside my butt.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Thatt's not have any either. But at home, I drink
a lot of water. I probably do sit down to
pee from the afternoon until I go to bed, maybe
like six times.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Ooh, that's a.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Lot of gas. If if you're doing it, I am
sitting to pee.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
No, if you're passing gas while you're sitting there peeing,
I am every time. Oh yeah, every time you sit
down to your ineate.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Not like it's out of this morning after my subconscious
mind held it in like Diane's Instagram algorithm.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
You know, the other thing.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
That you can do, the other thing that you can do.
Although if you're gonna stand, then you're fine. I was
gonna say, take the sensor off and just hold it
to your butthole while you're peeing.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
No, No, that's no, that's I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
That's what I did at dinner. That'll work.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
But you have to.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
But I had a bad day. I had a bad
I had a bad day.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
No, it's very disappointed, Daniel Peter. But from day one,
two counts, day two, two counts. If I go up
to just double digits, I'm five times.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, I could go five times what I did yesterday. Damn, damn,
that would be hot.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
I need to get back up to yesterday's.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
What do we do? So tomorrow? You you you transfer in.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
The morning, yeah, and then you just don't attach.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, and then that's it? Can I can? I ask?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
This is the is the Do you feel like you're
developing a sore at all?
Speaker 4 (34:45):
From the snap or the the I do? I do?
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Man, mine was pinching me earlier.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yes, yes, right here.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
I oh, it's not by your neck.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
No, but I don't.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
I'm not gonna see You're gonna touch it and then
you're gonna get hives again.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
I'm not gonna pull my pants underwear.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
If you look, I'm going to pull my underwear up.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I see dingle No, you could see my thing. But
right here, okay, all right, I'm not now please stop.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
That's just butchy, that's just but is.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I didn't look, I didn't look, nor WILLI, Kristen, I'm
not looking at.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Cans.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yes, it's a good spot today.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
It's wrong, it's wrong.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
It does look like a dingle.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
All three days you were never able to figure out
how to get tight to your body.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
My underwear isn't what how would I do that? Unless
I use like a bungee around the.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Like wasn't that a trend for a royal People use
bunges for belts.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
You should have wore like one of those banana hammock thingies.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
The that'll be tight. It's picking them up.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I understand, yeah, yeah, don't and don't like.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
It?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
And I know this is the back to back to
back broadcast where people have wanted a picture of Elliott's barry.
Now I'm not posting it was bad enough with the
a little bit of groin you saw on Instagram stories
earlier in the week.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
No?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
I keep getting my headphones caught in my belt? All right?
So where all day? Let's get going?
Speaker 6 (36:53):
Where all day?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
And to how humiliating will it be for Elliott if
I beat him?
Speaker 6 (37:00):
I would want you to do that, And.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
How extra humiliating would it be for me? Kristin seems untouchable.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
All right, No, maybe not maybe not like my yesterday.
My day one is right up there with Kristen's day too.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
What were you like, thirty eight or something.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
Day one thirty eight? Yeah, okay, but you were in
the nineties.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
That's awesome.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
I mean I felt great.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
But like the al Star Races Dover, I could invert it.
We've got to get on the board.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I'm I'm telling you, I'm I'm.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Can I push on your stomach?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Please?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
How about if I tickle you?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
Some people you can see, you can see you can
see in that one graph that there's something happening.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
But that's like a point two you're looking at it
like there's these big elevations. It's nothing. That could just
be no offense. I don't know what you got going on.
That could just be like a hair moving
Speaker 3 (38:02):
No tomorrow front row Diana and Mee, because after all,
it's a wicked game.
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