January 22, 2026 • 18 mins
A celebrity sighting, Georgetown basketball, and The Card.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No reaction to my celebrity siding the wait.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Remind me who was your celebrity siding?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Congressman Don Bayer?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh yeah, oh wait? Where was he a five guys.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Five guys pot?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Because we had we had done the kiosk order, so
we were just waiting for the food to come up.
And I turned around and I was like Scott Don
Bayer and He's like, who was like? Congressman? He used
to be the lieutenant governor. I interviewed him when he
was lieutenant governor when I lived in Roanoke?
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Did you really did he yell at you for not
doing the significant job covering high school football?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
The wait?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What was he was eating peanuts and throwing him on
the floor?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
No, he didn't have peanuts. He sat there.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
He did get a shake though, Did he really got
a shake and waited for his food?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
How old is he?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I would say, got to be in his seventies.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Look at him out there getting a little get a
little fire, very.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Very like nicely dressed though.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Like would you say he was the nicest dressed person
in the five guy?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yes, yes, seventy five?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Oh wow, Billy, yeah, he very like smartly like bizcash right, yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
You didn't see the food order. Did you get a
big bag of fries? No?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
He I told you. I didn't ask him what flavors
shake he got? Oh, I would have Hey, what's he got?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Did you did you reintroduce yourself? No? So you didn't
even talk to him? Now, like get him autographed something?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
What my my junior CHEESEBURGERA.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So does he live it? Does he live in old Town?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Does he really? Yeah? How about that? You know what,
Dom Bayer just normal dude, normal dude's just like us.
Absolutely so.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Did you only send that around to our group because
Scott had no reaction? Sounds like you got a free
preview of what we did.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Wow, that's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It's like, oh the Volvo guy, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Exactly, Yeah, exactly Don Bayer Volvo. Yeah, right off of
right off of Root seven. Yeah, they got the big
they have like that big pig.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Statue out in front of the Go ahead, get your milkshake,
look at him.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Go look at Don Bayer. By the way, that's an
older photo.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
That is from twenty twenty three.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, because he didn't look like that in the photo
of twenty three.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
That's years ago.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Okay, but the picture that Diane sent from five guys
did not look like that.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Elliott, you lean over, producing multiple chins while you're looking
for your wallet.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
In your bag.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
All right, well, I'm sorry I didn't react appropriately enough.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
But no, that that's good. That's a good sighted. Good
on you for recognizing him. But I forgot you guys
have that history. Yeah, Rowano did he ask how dick was?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
That was from that era?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Though?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
All right? All right, what did I get yesterday?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Hopefully not my running nose?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The No, what do you have going on? You have
the flu?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
No? Because yesterday, yesterday you said your food, but your
nose was running into your food?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
No, I said yesterday I did not want to get
on the vibrating plate because I had already sprung a leak.
And that's why he was just going to drip down
on Chris device.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Right, No, but you were running yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I have a little cold. Yeah, the I'll be fine,
all right. I went to bed by or just after
nine last night.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh, so did you see? I didn't? And then don't
let me forget. I got something that I have to
get to.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
But did you see Georgetown luis to Villanova?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Are they one in seven?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
But We're blessed to be one in seven in the league.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh, because you thought you could have been zero to eight.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
No, but there's just a lot of worse things going
on in the world than Georgetown basketball. Okay, yeah, you
so you didn't see the Cooley press conference after the
Yukon game.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No I didn't.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I'm literally changing one in seven for one in six.
This is what he told the press. Okay, exactly what
I just said.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh, that they're blessed to be one in seven.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
We are no, well, one in six.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
He said, we are blessed to be uh have a
win in this league. There are a lot worse things
going on than Georgetown basketball.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Well, no kidding, you could say that about anything that's
going on.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I do feel like we've entered the gas sliding era
of Cooley's.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Does he make it to the end of the year.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Yeah, Lee Reed loves him, our athletic director, right. But man,
even last night, it was it was terrible. The game
was awful.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Who they I don't even know who they played? Villanova?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Oh, okay, and I mean Villanova's much better team, but uh, Cooley,
at fifteen seconds left, we were done at fifteen But
Cooley walked over to shake Kevin Willard's hand and was
already in the locker room. Villanova was holding onto the ball,
so there was a shockluck violation. George Uns still had
the inbound with like two seconds left. Cooley was nowhere
(04:37):
to be found on the court.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You can't do that. You can't walk out on your team.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Listen. It's better than throwing a water bottle at a kid.
So it's baby steps with him. We knew him, but
it's just oh boy.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Who was the what was it? The was?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Was there an NBA game last night where somebody won
by fifty five points?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Was it the Knicks Nets game.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
The next Yeah, because they had lost like four in
a row and then stop the skin right.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, but then they beat them by like fifty five points?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
They yeah, sixty six?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Who man, that's bad. That's a blowout. That's a blowout,
all right? Can I get to what did you get? Yeah?
Come on, come on?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
What did I get? What did I get?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
What did I get?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Is it something snow prep related?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
No? No, no, no, no, I mean snow's coming this weekend?
Uh No? What did I get yesterday? What did I
get yesterday? Come on? Come on, come on, we're not thinking.
We're not thinking. What did I get yesterday?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Was this door dash order?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The No? No, you know what we actually cooked at
home last night?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Thanks vibration plate related.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
No, Diane, No, no, think think much bigger, think what
you're thinking small, Think huge.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Is something in the mail? Yes? Was it a package?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
No?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Oh no, just an envelope? Yes, oversized envelope? No oh no?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Come, oh my god?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Is that the CAP's canine calendar?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
You know?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I ordered one five days ago for Lindsay's birthday, had
like monumental to send it. Maybe you got mine Jesus
ten dollars for shipping and.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That rush.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
By the way, it's not rush, I would pay default.
I had to order.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I had to order so over the at practice, my
kid broke two hockey sticks. Not not like slamming them
over anything, just one was a one time or anyway
the sticks broke. Well, there's not a lot of like
hockey shops in Knoxville, Tennessee. So we had to because
they played Vanderbilt this weekend, so we had to order
sticks to get to.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Him in time.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I bet that was cheap, Oh god, no, oh god, no,
two hundred dollars two hundred dollars to get sticks to
Knoxville on time. I told Jackie to him to drive
to Nashville, like, honestly, get in the car. He spent
six hours getting there and back. It gets sticks. No,
come on, what did I get? What did I get
in the mail? Come on, serious the mail?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Stop being silly, Dan.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Come on? What did I get in the mail?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Oh my god, I thought you guys would have guessed
it like that.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Come on, I know you were expecting something. Um yeah,
oh well we were hopeful.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
We were hopeful.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You get another turkey the from Kelly bro.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Come on, Cod, that's a box.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
That's a package.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I told you, Come on, come on, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Is this like Diana? Did you get money for something?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
No, but I.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Wish I did not money. This is better than money. Well,
it depends on how much.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It depends on how much depends on money.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, it depends on how much. But yeah, better than money.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
You love money?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, yes, I do, tremendously. But I love getting this.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I love I know what it is.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Did you get a holiday card?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I got a New Year's card?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh god, this is this the latest? It's covered?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
No, we've gotten them in February before Okay, cheers to
twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Love Craig and Sandy.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
How's the family?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You know what, I'm shocked by the family. The well,
you know what, got two boys? Bro? You know what's shocking?
This one is not shocking.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
So there's there's there's the picture of the house they're
they're still in. They're still in uh In, Texas. They're
still in a suburb of Houston. And this isn't surprise weight.
I want to cover this part up. This part of
the card is it's surprising. There's the family dog sitting
on the couch with like a little what looks like
it's supposed to be like a.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Christmas background, So that's not surprising, right.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Well, I don't think that's green screen. That looks real.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, no, that's what I meant. That's not surprising.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
But that's holiday.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
But is that the picture of the house you're referring
to or is there a separate photo of the home?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Did they move the No? No, no, no, you get
a new address. I hope your card didn't lost anyway.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Anyway, So he's got two kids, right, yeah, the uh
I've never met him, but fine, whatever, one of them
this will not be shocking.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
One of them is playing the saxophone. Yeah, so you're
gonna go.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
One of them is not athletic.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
The uh what kind of saxes?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
One of those big one of the I don't know
what it is, not one that you played, but one of.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
The big I didn't play, so.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
No, so he's playing that. What is the other son doing?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Is it related to the arts?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
The No?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Is it a club there?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
It is shocking. Oh shocking, shocking. Bodybuilding not in Houston vaping?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
That would be awesome. Is football? Oh my god, I
know he's big.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Yeah, yeah, he's big, not like fat big, No, he's
he is, He's a beast.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, he's built.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah, that's Craig's kid.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
Well not really but yes, Oh my god, Elliott, well
it's not.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
No, I mean, yes, it's his child.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
But they didn't bear it the Yeah, isn't that shocking?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I mean the kid is big? Yeah, yeah, that kid
is big. What position? Did he write a little paragraph
on the back?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Oh god, I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, I can't wait till the twenty thirty drafts.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Right, I hope it's in d C. And he is
they hosted.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You have not seen an outfit that Craig will be
wearing when his son.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Go into the ras to the show.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Would you have guessed in a million years one of
his kids are playing football?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Never, never, really could have filled in any sport that's
certainly not football.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Did he?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Wait, didn't he play Craig Hockey? Who Craig?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh god, I think you hit a nerve.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Craig didn't play hockey.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Wasn't their whole thing with you, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
With Ryan Leonard? Yeah, and Cold Coffield?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Well, Cold Caffield didn't play bu but yeah, like in
he was part of the he was part of the
national development team.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Wasn't there a whole like goalie story with him?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
The No, he would he went to the games and
he would chant.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Goalie SI, that's right, goalie Sieve, that's right, Dame Street.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That's what they do.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
When his kids sacks the quarterback, Craig jumps up, damn straight.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
You know, so.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Other than croquet, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I don't think so. Yeah, no not. I mean maybe there.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
You can't tea tight. He was a pretty tall guy.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
The you think he was playing.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Basketball talas one on the debate team.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
The I was when I opened the card and I saw,
I saw, I saw a dog first.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I've seen the picture.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Oh yeah, well, I mean you'll see the you'll see
the one playing the instrument.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That one. That one fits the size of that kid,
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
And he's not he's as like he's he's probably a junior, right,
I think he's older.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I think sophomore.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh wow, I think he's a sophomore.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Watch he's probably an eighth grader or something.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
He's massive, wow.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, but not not like a big fat load, like
no kid is jacked.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So he's sixteen, so he's probably a junior.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Watch your mouth, Oh yeah, it says, oh yeah, he's eighteen.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
So he's the older. I think the musician is eighteen, right,
I don't know. I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, that one looks younger.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Well, it's a profile shot of a kid playing a baritone.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Sack can I No, I can't.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I can zero this in. Didn't didn't.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Didn't we didn't the name for a potential adoption, yes.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
No, due it was no doy that's right. The Asian
kid was gonna.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Gonna set don can't say that kind of stuff, that's right,
No Doy and then when he did adopt him, it
became no, no doty.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
But wasn't. But that'll get me in on the age.
Wasn't that prior to getting pregnant?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I think it was?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Uh, yes, so this one, the football one, is eighteen.
We don't know that though, because this is no soy.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Because as you so uh elegantly right, they are the
parents to someone else in the family's biological child. Correct, yes, yes,
but it was what we don't know if they adopted
that child who was older.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I thought that so I thought when when.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh wait, the name's right there, that that's we'll say it.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
The eighteen year old is their biological child, because when
he sent out the birth announcement.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Wrong. Yeah, so the football player is his biological son.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Damn yeh oh my something skipped a generation.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, muscle, Yeah, so that's that's his.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
They're both his.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
No, but like that's the.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Real one, and this is the the we inherited one.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I believe, well, I know for sure that the eighteen
year old is his.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
That that story I also messed up to be U
hockey story.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
But I wasn't there something with them adopting Yes.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
It was a family member's child. Right, and then their
their biological child.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yes was because.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Remember they were they were on the list for no
doy and then got pregnant and then they.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Were like, scrap it, don't need that one. Got one
on my own.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's bad luck. The not as bad as our nickname
for the child. But it wasn't great.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
But I don't remember. I don't.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
But I think that's this one. I think this is
the adopted family.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
No, it's not Elliott.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
It is not because of the nailing, right.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
I'll never forget his name because he in the announcement, right, But.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
We don't know if that's the that that's the misspelled
or that's the misspelled I think and can I can
I get into it. I think that is this one.
I think that's theirs. And I think this is the
family members because it's a little more.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I know Muscularity already said that. I don't know. Maybe
we've spent enough time on this card. No one can see.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
But it's so good that it came eating dog Bayer,
you got, you Got, you Got Trump by Creg Big
made Henderson.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Bitch sadly true, Diane, had you sent the photo of
this card, there maybe would have been some chatter more reaction.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Wait, would this tell us anything.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Of that last year's card?
Speaker 6 (16:22):
The Yeah, no, it's the same exact thing, just with
a year less on the ages.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Except in this In the current card, you don't get
a picture of Craig and Sandy in this one, you don't.
So that that pissed me off that I didn't get
a current photo of tenders in But he looks the
same as he has since nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Damn they love that dog. Yeah, the dog is front
and center on both cards.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Yeah, but the dog on the last year arrangement of
photos is bigger than the family pick.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Right, and it's bigger.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
It is bigger than the two sons.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Yeah, no, they do they Yes, of course you can't.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Well, I didn't get to see up clows.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I'll tell you what the football player though. He beefed
up in a year man.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah he did, and he's just it looks like he's
creating in water.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Hey, dad, where's the way.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
He's visited? Pump City?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Next top Pound Town?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Is Ben?
Speaker 6 (17:30):
The dog?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
The yes.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
I forgot from last year?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Ben?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Where's slippers?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Where do they live now?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Like the neighborhood like the area's Katie Katie text.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
They so they still live in the South. Yeah, they
live in Houston. It's funny it's clearly snowing in this photo.
The Yeah, No, they live in now.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I don't know if they took that photo at their house.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
They could be, they could have they I would assume
based on the size of the dog photos they travel
with Ben.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
All Right. Put him in his crank for traveling. Here's
my fur kid, But a great way to start
No reaction to my celebrity siding the wait.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Remind me who was your celebrity siding?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Congressman Don Bayer?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh yeah, oh wait? Where was he a five guys.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Five guys pot?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Because we had we had done the kiosk order, so
we were just waiting for the food to come up.
And I turned around and I was like Scott Don
Bayer and He's like, who was like? Congressman? He used
to be the lieutenant governor. I interviewed him when he
was lieutenant governor when I lived in Roanoke?
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Did you really did he yell at you for not
doing the significant job covering high school football?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
The wait?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What was he was eating peanuts and throwing him on
the floor?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
No, he didn't have peanuts. He sat there.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
He did get a shake though, Did he really got
a shake and waited for his food?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
How old is he?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I would say, got to be in his seventies.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Look at him out there getting a little get a
little fire, very.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Very like nicely dressed though.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Like would you say he was the nicest dressed person
in the five guy?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yes, yes, seventy five?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Oh wow, Billy, yeah, he very like smartly like bizcash right, yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
You didn't see the food order. Did you get a
big bag of fries? No?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
He I told you. I didn't ask him what flavors
shake he got? Oh, I would have Hey, what's he got?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Did you did you reintroduce yourself? No? So you didn't
even talk to him? Now, like get him autographed something?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
What my my junior CHEESEBURGERA.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So does he live it? Does he live in old Town?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Does he really? Yeah? How about that? You know what,
Dom Bayer just normal dude, normal dude's just like us.
Absolutely so.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Did you only send that around to our group because
Scott had no reaction? Sounds like you got a free
preview of what we did.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Wow, that's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It's like, oh the Volvo guy, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Exactly, Yeah, exactly Don Bayer Volvo. Yeah, right off of
right off of Root seven. Yeah, they got the big
they have like that big pig.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Statue out in front of the Go ahead, get your milkshake,
look at him.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Go look at Don Bayer. By the way, that's an
older photo.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
That is from twenty twenty three.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, because he didn't look like that in the photo
of twenty three.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
That's years ago.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Okay, but the picture that Diane sent from five guys
did not look like that.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Elliott, you lean over, producing multiple chins while you're looking
for your wallet.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
In your bag.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
All right, well, I'm sorry I didn't react appropriately enough.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
But no, that that's good. That's a good sighted. Good
on you for recognizing him. But I forgot you guys
have that history. Yeah, Rowano did he ask how dick was?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
That was from that era?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Though?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
All right? All right, what did I get yesterday?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Hopefully not my running nose?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The No, what do you have going on? You have
the flu?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
No? Because yesterday, yesterday you said your food, but your
nose was running into your food?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
No, I said yesterday I did not want to get
on the vibrating plate because I had already sprung a leak.
And that's why he was just going to drip down
on Chris device.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Right, No, but you were running yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I have a little cold. Yeah, the I'll be fine,
all right. I went to bed by or just after
nine last night.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh, so did you see? I didn't? And then don't
let me forget. I got something that I have to
get to.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
But did you see Georgetown luis to Villanova?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Are they one in seven?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
But We're blessed to be one in seven in the league.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh, because you thought you could have been zero to eight.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
No, but there's just a lot of worse things going
on in the world than Georgetown basketball. Okay, yeah, you
so you didn't see the Cooley press conference after the
Yukon game.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No I didn't.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I'm literally changing one in seven for one in six.
This is what he told the press. Okay, exactly what
I just said.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh, that they're blessed to be one in seven.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
We are no, well, one in six.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
He said, we are blessed to be uh have a
win in this league. There are a lot worse things
going on than Georgetown basketball.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Well, no kidding, you could say that about anything that's
going on.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I do feel like we've entered the gas sliding era
of Cooley's.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Does he make it to the end of the year.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Yeah, Lee Reed loves him, our athletic director, right. But man,
even last night, it was it was terrible. The game
was awful.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Who they I don't even know who they played? Villanova?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Oh, okay, and I mean Villanova's much better team, but uh, Cooley,
at fifteen seconds left, we were done at fifteen But
Cooley walked over to shake Kevin Willard's hand and was
already in the locker room. Villanova was holding onto the ball,
so there was a shockluck violation. George Uns still had
the inbound with like two seconds left. Cooley was nowhere
(04:37):
to be found on the court.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You can't do that. You can't walk out on your team.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Listen. It's better than throwing a water bottle at a kid.
So it's baby steps with him. We knew him, but
it's just oh boy.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Who was the what was it? The was?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Was there an NBA game last night where somebody won
by fifty five points?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Was it the Knicks Nets game.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
The next Yeah, because they had lost like four in
a row and then stop the skin right.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, but then they beat them by like fifty five points?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
They yeah, sixty six?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Who man, that's bad. That's a blowout. That's a blowout,
all right? Can I get to what did you get? Yeah?
Come on, come on?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
What did I get? What did I get?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
What did I get?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Is it something snow prep related?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
No? No, no, no, no, I mean snow's coming this weekend?
Uh No? What did I get yesterday? What did I
get yesterday? Come on? Come on, come on, we're not thinking.
We're not thinking. What did I get yesterday?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Was this door dash order?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The No? No, you know what we actually cooked at
home last night?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Thanks vibration plate related.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
No, Diane, No, no, think think much bigger, think what
you're thinking small, Think huge.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Is something in the mail? Yes? Was it a package?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
No?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Oh no, just an envelope? Yes, oversized envelope? No oh no?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Come, oh my god?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Is that the CAP's canine calendar?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
You know?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I ordered one five days ago for Lindsay's birthday, had
like monumental to send it. Maybe you got mine Jesus
ten dollars for shipping and.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That rush.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
By the way, it's not rush, I would pay default.
I had to order.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I had to order so over the at practice, my
kid broke two hockey sticks. Not not like slamming them
over anything, just one was a one time or anyway
the sticks broke. Well, there's not a lot of like
hockey shops in Knoxville, Tennessee. So we had to because
they played Vanderbilt this weekend, so we had to order
sticks to get to.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Him in time.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I bet that was cheap, Oh god, no, oh god, no,
two hundred dollars two hundred dollars to get sticks to
Knoxville on time. I told Jackie to him to drive
to Nashville, like, honestly, get in the car. He spent
six hours getting there and back. It gets sticks. No,
come on, what did I get? What did I get
in the mail? Come on, serious the mail?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Stop being silly, Dan.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Come on? What did I get in the mail?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Oh my god, I thought you guys would have guessed
it like that.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Come on, I know you were expecting something. Um yeah,
oh well we were hopeful.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
We were hopeful.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You get another turkey the from Kelly bro.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Come on, Cod, that's a box.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
That's a package.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I told you, Come on, come on, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Is this like Diana? Did you get money for something?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
No, but I.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Wish I did not money. This is better than money. Well,
it depends on how much.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It depends on how much depends on money.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, it depends on how much. But yeah, better than money.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
You love money?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, yes, I do, tremendously. But I love getting this.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I love I know what it is.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Did you get a holiday card?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I got a New Year's card?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh god, this is this the latest? It's covered?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
No, we've gotten them in February before Okay, cheers to
twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Love Craig and Sandy.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
How's the family?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You know what, I'm shocked by the family. The well,
you know what, got two boys? Bro? You know what's shocking?
This one is not shocking.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
So there's there's there's the picture of the house they're
they're still in. They're still in uh In, Texas. They're
still in a suburb of Houston. And this isn't surprise weight.
I want to cover this part up. This part of
the card is it's surprising. There's the family dog sitting
on the couch with like a little what looks like
it's supposed to be like a.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Christmas background, So that's not surprising, right.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Well, I don't think that's green screen. That looks real.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, no, that's what I meant. That's not surprising.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
But that's holiday.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
But is that the picture of the house you're referring
to or is there a separate photo of the home?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Did they move the No? No, no, no, you get
a new address. I hope your card didn't lost anyway.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Anyway, So he's got two kids, right, yeah, the uh
I've never met him, but fine, whatever, one of them
this will not be shocking.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
One of them is playing the saxophone. Yeah, so you're
gonna go.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
One of them is not athletic.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
The uh what kind of saxes?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
One of those big one of the I don't know
what it is, not one that you played, but one of.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
The big I didn't play, so.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
No, so he's playing that. What is the other son doing?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Is it related to the arts?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
The No?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Is it a club there?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
It is shocking. Oh shocking, shocking. Bodybuilding not in Houston vaping?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
That would be awesome. Is football? Oh my god, I
know he's big.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Yeah, yeah, he's big, not like fat big, No, he's
he is, He's a beast.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, he's built.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah, that's Craig's kid.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
Well not really but yes, Oh my god, Elliott, well
it's not.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
No, I mean, yes, it's his child.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
But they didn't bear it the Yeah, isn't that shocking?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I mean the kid is big? Yeah, yeah, that kid
is big. What position? Did he write a little paragraph
on the back?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Oh god, I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, I can't wait till the twenty thirty drafts.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Right, I hope it's in d C. And he is
they hosted.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You have not seen an outfit that Craig will be
wearing when his son.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Go into the ras to the show.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Would you have guessed in a million years one of
his kids are playing football?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Never, never, really could have filled in any sport that's
certainly not football.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Did he?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Wait, didn't he play Craig Hockey? Who Craig?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh god, I think you hit a nerve.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Craig didn't play hockey.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Wasn't their whole thing with you, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
With Ryan Leonard? Yeah, and Cold Coffield?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Well, Cold Caffield didn't play bu but yeah, like in
he was part of the he was part of the
national development team.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Wasn't there a whole like goalie story with him?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
The No, he would he went to the games and
he would chant.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Goalie SI, that's right, goalie Sieve, that's right, Dame Street.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That's what they do.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
When his kids sacks the quarterback, Craig jumps up, damn straight.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
You know, so.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Other than croquet, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I don't think so. Yeah, no not. I mean maybe there.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
You can't tea tight. He was a pretty tall guy.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
The you think he was playing.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Basketball talas one on the debate team.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
The I was when I opened the card and I saw,
I saw, I saw a dog first.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I've seen the picture.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Oh yeah, well, I mean you'll see the you'll see
the one playing the instrument.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That one. That one fits the size of that kid,
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
And he's not he's as like he's he's probably a junior, right,
I think he's older.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I think sophomore.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh wow, I think he's a sophomore.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Watch he's probably an eighth grader or something.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
He's massive, wow.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, but not not like a big fat load, like
no kid is jacked.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So he's sixteen, so he's probably a junior.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Watch your mouth, Oh yeah, it says, oh yeah, he's eighteen.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
So he's the older. I think the musician is eighteen, right,
I don't know. I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, that one looks younger.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Well, it's a profile shot of a kid playing a baritone.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Sack can I No, I can't.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I can zero this in. Didn't didn't.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Didn't we didn't the name for a potential adoption, yes.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
No, due it was no doy that's right. The Asian
kid was gonna.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Gonna set don can't say that kind of stuff, that's right,
No Doy and then when he did adopt him, it
became no, no doty.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
But wasn't. But that'll get me in on the age.
Wasn't that prior to getting pregnant?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I think it was?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Uh, yes, so this one, the football one, is eighteen.
We don't know that though, because this is no soy.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Because as you so uh elegantly right, they are the
parents to someone else in the family's biological child. Correct, yes, yes,
but it was what we don't know if they adopted
that child who was older.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I thought that so I thought when when.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh wait, the name's right there, that that's we'll say it.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
The eighteen year old is their biological child, because when
he sent out the birth announcement.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Wrong. Yeah, so the football player is his biological son.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Damn yeh oh my something skipped a generation.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, muscle, Yeah, so that's that's his.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
They're both his.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
No, but like that's the.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Real one, and this is the the we inherited one.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I believe, well, I know for sure that the eighteen
year old is his.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
That that story I also messed up to be U
hockey story.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
But I wasn't there something with them adopting Yes.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
It was a family member's child. Right, and then their
their biological child.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yes was because.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Remember they were they were on the list for no
doy and then got pregnant and then they.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Were like, scrap it, don't need that one. Got one
on my own.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's bad luck. The not as bad as our nickname
for the child. But it wasn't great.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
But I don't remember. I don't.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
But I think that's this one. I think this is
the adopted family.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
No, it's not Elliott.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
It is not because of the nailing, right.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
I'll never forget his name because he in the announcement, right, But.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
We don't know if that's the that that's the misspelled
or that's the misspelled I think and can I can
I get into it. I think that is this one.
I think that's theirs. And I think this is the
family members because it's a little more.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I know Muscularity already said that. I don't know. Maybe
we've spent enough time on this card. No one can see.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
But it's so good that it came eating dog Bayer,
you got, you Got, you Got Trump by Creg Big
made Henderson.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Bitch sadly true, Diane, had you sent the photo of
this card, there maybe would have been some chatter more reaction.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Wait, would this tell us anything.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Of that last year's card?
Speaker 6 (16:22):
The Yeah, no, it's the same exact thing, just with
a year less on the ages.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Except in this In the current card, you don't get
a picture of Craig and Sandy in this one, you don't.
So that that pissed me off that I didn't get
a current photo of tenders in But he looks the
same as he has since nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Damn they love that dog. Yeah, the dog is front
and center on both cards.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Yeah, but the dog on the last year arrangement of
photos is bigger than the family pick.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Right, and it's bigger.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
It is bigger than the two sons.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Yeah, no, they do they Yes, of course you can't.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Well, I didn't get to see up clows.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I'll tell you what the football player though. He beefed
up in a year man.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah he did, and he's just it looks like he's
creating in water.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Hey, dad, where's the way.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
He's visited? Pump City?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Next top Pound Town?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Is Ben?
Speaker 6 (17:30):
The dog?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
The yes.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
I forgot from last year?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Ben?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Where's slippers?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Where do they live now?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Like the neighborhood like the area's Katie Katie text.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
They so they still live in the South. Yeah, they
live in Houston. It's funny it's clearly snowing in this photo.
The Yeah, No, they live in now.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I don't know if they took that photo at their house.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
They could be, they could have they I would assume
based on the size of the dog photos they travel
with Ben.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
All Right. Put him in his crank for traveling. Here's
my fur kid, But a great way to start
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