April 16, 2026 ⢠21 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is there any way this is true. So I'm reading
There's a there's a woman, and I'm reading. I'm reading
she is telling a story about her husband, and he's
twenty nine, she's twenty nine or twenty eight, they're the
same age. And she is telling a story about her husband.
And it's true to the best that I'm by knowledge.
(00:21):
I don't know her, and it is it is becoming
a problem.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
For her.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Because she's embarrassed about it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
She's horribly embarrassed. Okay, hold on, let me find her quote.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Every time my husband sees a taco, okay, please.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Fuck Well, we know where this is going.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh, where's it going?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
He gets a boner from a taco? Yes, okay?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Why because he loves tacos?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Dian Does it remind him of something po naani?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh okay, so it's not like an aphrodisiac thing.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, it just the sight of it reminds him of Vagina.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Bell grande.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
God.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
I have have you ever looked at a taco and
thought that?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No? No, A lot of time you will.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, seriously, moving forward, even if it doesn't produce a
state of arousal, will you think that because of this
stupid story?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I may go to Lto tonight Tuesday coming up and
just sit.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And stare at my dish.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'll have dish, I'll have the three Uh, I'll have
the three taco platter.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Let's see if it works.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh my god, every time my husband sees a taco,
he gets a he gets an direction. He says, it's
been happening since he was in his mid teens. He's
twenty nine now. When I asked him why, he said,
it reminds him of Now. This woman uses the P word.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I can't say that, okay, Vagina.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I find this to be annoying, especially when we go
out places and tacos are served, she says. She goes
on to say that she has to like go out
like she's embarrassed, so she goes out and brings like
a jacket or something to put over his.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well, you've been there, get over that.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Is there?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Any way? That is true?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Well, let me take you back to yesterday. The restaurant
that came in yesterday Good Company. Yeah, good company Donuts
and cafe. They made a nice little arrangement and turn
some of the donut shapes into letters, and they did
(02:56):
ei TM right, I post a photo of it, because
I thought it was very kind beautiful for them to
take the time out to do that. A handful doesn't
even do it justice. I would say a couple dozen
listeners looked at that photo and said, Hey, one of
(03:19):
those letters, I remind you of something.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh the tee Yeah, it looks like the CNB.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Was anyone turned on by that?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So you think somebody saw the te donut and was like, hey,
that looks like a.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Some woman he did, some woman.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I know they did because they wrote.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
It.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Wasn't just men who wrote. And by the way, a
man can be turned on by a penis.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Okay, yes, true.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So somebody sees it and was like, hey, that looks
like the old CNB. I've got a boner or I
got nippolytis. Get out of here, get at it.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
He just heard about the taco guy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, yeah, well that is.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
It seems a little different somehow. The taco's more absurd.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
The I don't the is it really?
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Really?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Like sure?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Like I'm sure I have seen now that's all I
see in that tea.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh and it's got sprinkles, it looks like hair.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
It is still the photo is still part of our story.
You got an hour left to view it. But that
is the same exact thing, Elliott. Yeah, okay, I when
I told that photo, I did not see penis at all.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Now it's all I see. Now, it's all I see.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Did you see it, Diane? When you were no, do
you notice it? Said a E im right right? Did
you think the tea looked like a penis?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Not initially? When you see all of the commenters started
to say it when.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You see it now? When you see it now, are
you like I'm horning? I'm horning?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Like are you like if I were a guy to
have a raging boner right now? Like?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Why was Kristen's head tilted for ten seconds?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh, she's just getting the angle.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You can't see it the.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
So you don't see it unless it's the.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Right unless the penis is in the right orient You
got an orientation.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You don't see penis.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, I will say you can put it. You can
put a vagina in any orientation.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I see it, Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's one thing to see something and say, hey, that
reminds me of the old CNB. It's another thing to
see it and go and I have a boner from
seeing that.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Which is why I asked, do you think anyone who
commented was turned on by that fried bread?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
No, I would have said the same thing about a taco.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I've seen a million tacos. No, and I'm sure I
believe it. And I'm sure knowing that sure.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
At some point I've even probably in my life, made
a vagina joke about a taco.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Well, I think what about more things that you may stumble.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Upon in your day to day burrito.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I was gonna say, may give off a breast like
look like.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
What anything around?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, something with a knob.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I'm sure at some point you've pointed that out.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Probably remember the house with all the boob lights?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh yeah, but I didn't get a boner from that?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Okay, Well, I don't know you stayed seated.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I think I would tell you.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I would tell you I got a boner from that. No,
if I saw there were twenty fifteen of those lights
in that house, if you showed me a picture, or
if I went into that house and there were literally
fifteen boobs in there, yeah, I'd probably get a big boner.
Or if that taco was a vagina, I'd be like,
oh my.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Gosh, Yes, but you don't think the food part of
it plays in it all. No, because we were talking
tacos and donuts and then we flipped over to other objects.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, okay, by the way, the so this article I
reading goes into this whole discussion about how that's her problem,
not his problem.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
She shouldn't be embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, what are you embarrassed about? He's not embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
What is he doing then? Like a dog humping the table?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, he just got a boner.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Every time you get a boner and you don't hump
a table, would do the showtanding why because he got
Now I'm defending the.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Guy grandma naked.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Because he got a roused.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Big deal?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Big deal?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
No, because it is an interesting issue.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Where am I going? Kristen Line two? Hi Elliott in
the morning?
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Mike?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Hey Mike? What can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (07:51):
H awesome topic?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Guy's roy because I have a problem about three four
times a day I get a boner just from doing
the work I do.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
It.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 10 (08:02):
Kind of?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
It depends kind of. Are you a chef?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
No?
Speaker 9 (08:08):
No, I'm a heavy equipment operator.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
I run bulldozers.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Well, because of all the vibration and stuff, you get
boners don't.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
It might be I don't know, but it's funny because
every day I go home, my girl asked.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Me, Hey, how many times did you get a boner today?
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Probably three or four times at least.
Speaker 9 (08:24):
And I don't know if it's vibration, but I think
it's just the love of what I do.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I love being a disc jockey, but I don't feel
like like when the show starts, I come in here
and I'm like, can.
Speaker 10 (08:38):
No, But I can't help it. It's just something that
just happened.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
It's not nothing that I think about.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
It just pops up.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
I'm like, goddamn, there.
Speaker 10 (08:45):
He is again.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Know what I am? Can I can I go on record?
I am mad at Jackie. I have never won.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I have never once walked through the doors and hear, go, hey, Elliott,
how was work today? How many boners did you get?
She is never even it's like she doesn't even care
about me.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
It's not it's not all.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Times she has she just sometimes hey, babe, I think.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
It's just what she's in the mood. Hey, you got
to burn for me?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Say no, you ain't heavy equipment? I mean maybe she is.
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
Hey, what is the you got on the equipment with
you before?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (09:17):
Word on the equipment with me before?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Oh? There you go? Hey are you? Are you at
work yet?
Speaker 6 (09:22):
I'm sitting at work right now, buddy.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Have you started operating your heavy equipment?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (09:27):
I have.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
I'm actually all a skits here right now.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
I'm getting ready to jump on a loader and dig
a basement.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Have you have you it is? What? What are we
just a little bit after eight? Have you yet? This morning?
Had a boner at work?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Not at work, but when I woke up and did well, yeah,
so did I big deal?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
No? Yeah, no I haven't.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You call me back if it happens at work today?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Okay, I will do that, buddy.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
I'll listen.
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Say listen.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I've been listening to you guys since two thousand and six.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Long time listener, appreciate it, first time caller.
Speaker 9 (10:01):
You guys are an inspiration to my work.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Guy, I have been waiting twenty years to find something
to call about, and I finally got there.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
All right, brother, Hey, I appreciate it. Hey, yes, sir Caday.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
One more thing.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Yeah, I was, I was on a bulldozer about three.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Weeks ago, and I was blaring you guys, listened to you. Well,
I got up, talked to my superintendent and I'm sitting
here talking my superintendent.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
And through the whole job site. What do you think
I heard?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
I heard Elliott Partner and the damnangage.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, we're on the set, We're on the side, we
got we got boners, we're cousins, we're basic all right, dude.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Hey, I appreciate it, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Yes, So we have heard from two people who needed
to immediately once I brought it up reply to their
comment yesterday by day about the tea looking like a
penis right? Uh and they see they both said not
turned on by the d donuts. But I want to
thank another one and I'll keep it anonymous because it
(11:04):
was the Instagram. For Kristen's sake. This listener has has
gone to the telestrator so Kristen can see what we're
all talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Let me grab line one. Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Thank good morning. I was interested in sharing a little
nugget that I had that we got a little whiteboard
on the wall and my wife was signing her name.
Speaker 10 (11:45):
Jen and she put little two little squiggles on the
jay and they're on the end there looks like a
really large end. And if you combine them together, it
looked like you're traditional D and B if you would
call it.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Wait, okay, jay and okay? Oh I see, yeah, there
we go. But wait, and that gave you a boner?
Speaker 10 (12:12):
Uh no, she gave herself a boner.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Now I do have a question. I want you to
answer the same question I had to answer. The next
time you see a taco, will you think that's a vagina?
Speaker 6 (12:32):
No?
Speaker 10 (12:32):
I don't know if you know the song the I
don't know if I can say this on the.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
The let's take a run at it.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
Yeah, the taco song. The uh, there's a whole song
about the the bevidge, the cleavage, I see your coupter cleavage, fantastic.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Oh the wait hold on, yes, Tyler.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
We have been since another example.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Oh very good, thank you, sir, Thank you, my friend,
have a food, thank you? Wait of food that reminds
somebody of something sexual.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yes, and don't say egg plant.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Not another Bob and Tom song. The college football playoff logo.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
That gives somebody a boner will.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Never be seen.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
The same way, and they just released a new version
this week, but it's kind of the same shape.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Come on, had you ever thought that before?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
No, No, me neither, Diane.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
No, Kristen.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Kristen's tilting her head again.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh, Kristen, this one is at least.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Kristin.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You know that's a vagina, right, yeah, no, it is
a football, yes, but it.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Looks like a thank you us Christ.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
She's miming.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Now, that's you know what this is like when you
learn the air in FedEx. This is all I'll see that, right,
we'll keep a list. Okay, tacos and the college football playoff.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Logo in the ATM Donuts line three. Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Hey, good morning, Yes, sir. For me, it doesn't give
me a boner, but it definitely gets me turned up
inside when I see a quorter potty. And the reason
for that is when I was fifteen, it was the
first time that a young lady was polite enough to
oral me and a porta potty. So every time I
see that, I get a little excited.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Okay, but can I tell you this that at least
I can make sense of that. I can make sense
of that that No, no, because you see that and
it brings you.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Is that the same thing with the taco.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It's not that the taco is arousing, but he sees
it and it clearly makes him think of vagina, and
vagina gives.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Him a boner. Same thing with you.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You can't pass a porta potty without it reminding you
of that first time you received oral sex. So it
puts you right back in there with your pants.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
Down, right. And I can relate with the guy that
about the taco thing because I got a roll in
a Paco Bell parking lot before.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Got help man, this is a new list for making that.
Now it's just for you.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I got so many things to yell at Jackie about today.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you sir, Thank
you mine one, Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
See you know what's pretty hot as the Arby's had.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
It looks like a uterus.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Wait, the big Arby's Army's had.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Now, I'm just thinking of the big Farrell habit.
Speaker 10 (15:48):
Yeah, it looks like a uterus. I mentioned that's my
wife before. She thought it was.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
Nuts, and I'm like, yeah, I mean, that's it's pretty hot.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
All right.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
We got the meat.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's what I thought you were going for was a
roast beafs joke. Very good, Thank you sir. Oh here
we go. Now they're all coming in. Where am I going? Line?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Fo?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Hi Elliott in the morning?
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (16:17):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 9 (16:18):
There's a book series, The Wheel of Time, and there's
like a map for one of the cities in there
that's clearly shaped like a vagina. Got like a you know,
the thing that men can never find? Yes with it
as well.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
Then I pointed out to.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
A buddy of mine because I was reading it as
like an adult and this was like his favorite series
as a kid, and he's like, what, No, No, that's
not there's nothing there. And then he like looked back
at it again or with the reread He's like, ah, yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
See it now Tyler has pulled that up. I get it.
I get it. I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Here's what I hate about myself if you would have
pulled that up with no context. I don't think I
make that jump. No, I don't think I make it.
But now I can't unsee it. It's like the RBS,
same thing.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
Yeah. Another buddy of mine' is like, oh, you know,
a man can never find the North Harbor and I
was like, what are you talking about? It was like, oh,
the real time map. I'm like, ah, I get.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
It all right, very good, thank you, sir. Line three,
Hi Elliott the morning?
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Is this me?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Who's this? S uh Matt?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yes, excuse me, you can't you can't save that.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Please be polite about it.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I can't say.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
That anytime I'm walking around Costco.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I did a boner.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Oh wait, you're being serious.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
No matter what store, no matter what you're you're in
a Costco. Are you excited about like I'm saving money?
Bulk the bulky?
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Maybe?
Speaker 9 (17:58):
I think it's like I'm know the way I handled
the cart or something walking around it gets me.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Now I remember Costco a couple of years ago had
those penis cup lids.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
We talked about those, you remember when you flipped up
the top.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Hey, just out of curiosity, which which is where's your Costco? Uh?
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Potomacmills?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh okay, all right, very good?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
No, because I'm I'm over by like Pentagon City. Yeah,
that's my Costco. And I want to say, like, if
you're getting wood there, why am I not getting wood?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Oh? Yeah, there it is all right, very good, thank you, sir.
I forgot about that. That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
It's okay to have not stored that in your line.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Christmass, I have to go like five hi Elliott the morning.
Hey Elliott is this me? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (18:55):
Hi you?
Speaker 11 (18:55):
Good morning? So I have a female one for you,
the English cucover every time.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Wait, that's the long cucumber right then?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
One?
Speaker 11 (19:05):
Absolutely right, I have I have you my headphones because
I have to scream you guys on the way to
school to make sure that what topic is if it's appropriate.
So I do have somebody in my car right now
who would like to say good morning to you, if
that's okay before.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
I dip off.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Sure, but uh yeah, hold.
Speaker 11 (19:27):
On one second, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Gray?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Hey say it?
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Wing?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
No, that's gray. Come on, that's not what we say?
What do we say? Crag? That's it? There we go.
Nice work, nice work, excellent, excellent.
Speaker 11 (19:41):
Anyway, thank you so much for all the joy I'm
a Day one listener as well, and I do fall
in so.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
That's nice so much.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
Absolutely, thank you, take it easy, have a good luchi.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
This has brought out a lot of first time I Meanwhile,
I'm like, have we done. Have you done with the calls?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Line four? Hi ya the morning, No, we're not.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Hey, good morning, Hey, who's this this is?
Speaker 8 (20:04):
I'm gonna keep my name out of it because case
someone's listening knows me well, Me and my old lady
used to take hikes through the woods and she would
point out everything that looked like a virgina, all the flowers,
all the tree trunks, all that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
I was like, yep, yep, that's one there.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Thank you, all right, one more, one more, Hi, Yellie
in the morning. Hello, yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Hey? This is Shay Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
I think, uh, the Marco's pizza sign looks like a
girl bent over.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Hold on, hold on now.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
You pull it up?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yes, yes, nice work.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
You see it? I do? Yeah, I can never see
it now.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
That's great, Thank you, ma'am.
Is there any way this is true. So I'm reading
There's a there's a woman, and I'm reading. I'm reading
she is telling a story about her husband, and he's
twenty nine, she's twenty nine or twenty eight, they're the
same age. And she is telling a story about her husband.
And it's true to the best that I'm by knowledge.
(00:21):
I don't know her, and it is it is becoming
a problem.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
For her.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Because she's embarrassed about it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
She's horribly embarrassed. Okay, hold on, let me find her quote.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Every time my husband sees a taco, okay, please.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Fuck Well, we know where this is going.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh, where's it going?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
He gets a boner from a taco? Yes, okay?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Why because he loves tacos?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Dian Does it remind him of something po naani?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh okay, so it's not like an aphrodisiac thing.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, it just the sight of it reminds him of Vagina.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Bell grande.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
God.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
I have have you ever looked at a taco and
thought that?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No? No, A lot of time you will.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, seriously, moving forward, even if it doesn't produce a
state of arousal, will you think that because of this
stupid story?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I may go to Lto tonight Tuesday coming up and
just sit.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And stare at my dish.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'll have dish, I'll have the three Uh, I'll have
the three taco platter.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Let's see if it works.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh my god, every time my husband sees a taco,
he gets a he gets an direction. He says, it's
been happening since he was in his mid teens. He's
twenty nine now. When I asked him why, he said,
it reminds him of Now. This woman uses the P word.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I can't say that, okay, Vagina.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I find this to be annoying, especially when we go
out places and tacos are served, she says. She goes
on to say that she has to like go out
like she's embarrassed, so she goes out and brings like
a jacket or something to put over his.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well, you've been there, get over that.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Is there?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Any way? That is true?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Well, let me take you back to yesterday. The restaurant
that came in yesterday Good Company. Yeah, good company Donuts
and cafe. They made a nice little arrangement and turn
some of the donut shapes into letters, and they did
(02:56):
ei TM right, I post a photo of it, because
I thought it was very kind beautiful for them to
take the time out to do that. A handful doesn't
even do it justice. I would say a couple dozen
listeners looked at that photo and said, Hey, one of
(03:19):
those letters, I remind you of something.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh the tee Yeah, it looks like the CNB.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Was anyone turned on by that?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So you think somebody saw the te donut and was like, hey,
that looks like a.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Some woman he did, some woman.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I know they did because they wrote.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
It.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Wasn't just men who wrote. And by the way, a
man can be turned on by a penis.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Okay, yes, true.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So somebody sees it and was like, hey, that looks
like the old CNB. I've got a boner or I
got nippolytis. Get out of here, get at it.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
He just heard about the taco guy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, yeah, well that is.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
It seems a little different somehow. The taco's more absurd.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
The I don't the is it really?
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Really?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Like sure?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Like I'm sure I have seen now that's all I
see in that tea.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh and it's got sprinkles, it looks like hair.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
It is still the photo is still part of our story.
You got an hour left to view it. But that
is the same exact thing, Elliott. Yeah, okay, I when
I told that photo, I did not see penis at all.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Now it's all I see. Now, it's all I see.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Did you see it, Diane? When you were no, do
you notice it? Said a E im right right? Did
you think the tea looked like a penis?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Not initially? When you see all of the commenters started
to say it when.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You see it now? When you see it now, are
you like I'm horning? I'm horning?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Like are you like if I were a guy to
have a raging boner right now? Like?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Why was Kristen's head tilted for ten seconds?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh, she's just getting the angle.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You can't see it the.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
So you don't see it unless it's the.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Right unless the penis is in the right orient You
got an orientation.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You don't see penis.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, I will say you can put it. You can
put a vagina in any orientation.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I see it, Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's one thing to see something and say, hey, that
reminds me of the old CNB. It's another thing to
see it and go and I have a boner from
seeing that.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Which is why I asked, do you think anyone who
commented was turned on by that fried bread?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
No, I would have said the same thing about a taco.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I've seen a million tacos. No, and I'm sure I
believe it. And I'm sure knowing that sure.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
At some point I've even probably in my life, made
a vagina joke about a taco.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Well, I think what about more things that you may stumble.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Upon in your day to day burrito.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I was gonna say, may give off a breast like
look like.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
What anything around?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, something with a knob.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I'm sure at some point you've pointed that out.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Probably remember the house with all the boob lights?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh yeah, but I didn't get a boner from that?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Okay, Well, I don't know you stayed seated.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I think I would tell you.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I would tell you I got a boner from that. No,
if I saw there were twenty fifteen of those lights
in that house, if you showed me a picture, or
if I went into that house and there were literally
fifteen boobs in there, yeah, I'd probably get a big boner.
Or if that taco was a vagina, I'd be like,
oh my.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Gosh, Yes, but you don't think the food part of
it plays in it all. No, because we were talking
tacos and donuts and then we flipped over to other objects.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, okay, by the way, the so this article I
reading goes into this whole discussion about how that's her problem,
not his problem.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
She shouldn't be embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, what are you embarrassed about? He's not embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
What is he doing then? Like a dog humping the table?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, he just got a boner.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Every time you get a boner and you don't hump
a table, would do the showtanding why because he got
Now I'm defending the.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Guy grandma naked.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Because he got a roused.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Big deal?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Big deal?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
No, because it is an interesting issue.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Where am I going? Kristen Line two? Hi Elliott in
the morning?
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Mike?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Hey Mike? What can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (07:51):
H awesome topic?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Guy's roy because I have a problem about three four
times a day I get a boner just from doing
the work I do.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
It.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 10 (08:02):
Kind of?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
It depends kind of. Are you a chef?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
No?
Speaker 9 (08:08):
No, I'm a heavy equipment operator.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
I run bulldozers.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Well, because of all the vibration and stuff, you get
boners don't.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
It might be I don't know, but it's funny because
every day I go home, my girl asked.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Me, Hey, how many times did you get a boner today?
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Probably three or four times at least.
Speaker 9 (08:24):
And I don't know if it's vibration, but I think
it's just the love of what I do.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I love being a disc jockey, but I don't feel
like like when the show starts, I come in here
and I'm like, can.
Speaker 10 (08:38):
No, But I can't help it. It's just something that
just happened.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
It's not nothing that I think about.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
It just pops up.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
I'm like, goddamn, there.
Speaker 10 (08:45):
He is again.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Know what I am? Can I can I go on record?
I am mad at Jackie. I have never won.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I have never once walked through the doors and hear, go, hey, Elliott,
how was work today? How many boners did you get?
She is never even it's like she doesn't even care
about me.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
It's not it's not all.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Times she has she just sometimes hey, babe, I think.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
It's just what she's in the mood. Hey, you got
to burn for me?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Say no, you ain't heavy equipment? I mean maybe she is.
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
Hey, what is the you got on the equipment with
you before?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (09:17):
Word on the equipment with me before?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Oh? There you go? Hey are you? Are you at
work yet?
Speaker 6 (09:22):
I'm sitting at work right now, buddy.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Have you started operating your heavy equipment?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (09:27):
I have.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
I'm actually all a skits here right now.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
I'm getting ready to jump on a loader and dig
a basement.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Have you have you it is? What? What are we
just a little bit after eight? Have you yet? This morning?
Had a boner at work?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Not at work, but when I woke up and did well, yeah,
so did I big deal?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
No? Yeah, no I haven't.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You call me back if it happens at work today?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Okay, I will do that, buddy.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
I'll listen.
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Say listen.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I've been listening to you guys since two thousand and six.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Long time listener, appreciate it, first time caller.
Speaker 9 (10:01):
You guys are an inspiration to my work.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Guy, I have been waiting twenty years to find something
to call about, and I finally got there.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
All right, brother, Hey, I appreciate it. Hey, yes, sir Caday.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
One more thing.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Yeah, I was, I was on a bulldozer about three.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Weeks ago, and I was blaring you guys, listened to you. Well,
I got up, talked to my superintendent and I'm sitting
here talking my superintendent.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
And through the whole job site. What do you think
I heard?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
I heard Elliott Partner and the damnangage.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, we're on the set, We're on the side, we
got we got boners, we're cousins, we're basic all right, dude.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Hey, I appreciate it, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Yes, So we have heard from two people who needed
to immediately once I brought it up reply to their
comment yesterday by day about the tea looking like a
penis right? Uh and they see they both said not
turned on by the d donuts. But I want to
thank another one and I'll keep it anonymous because it
(11:04):
was the Instagram. For Kristen's sake. This listener has has
gone to the telestrator so Kristen can see what we're
all talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Let me grab line one. Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Thank good morning. I was interested in sharing a little
nugget that I had that we got a little whiteboard
on the wall and my wife was signing her name.
Speaker 10 (11:45):
Jen and she put little two little squiggles on the
jay and they're on the end there looks like a
really large end. And if you combine them together, it
looked like you're traditional D and B if you would
call it.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Wait, okay, jay and okay? Oh I see, yeah, there
we go. But wait, and that gave you a boner?
Speaker 10 (12:12):
Uh no, she gave herself a boner.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Now I do have a question. I want you to
answer the same question I had to answer. The next
time you see a taco, will you think that's a vagina?
Speaker 6 (12:32):
No?
Speaker 10 (12:32):
I don't know if you know the song the I
don't know if I can say this on the.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
The let's take a run at it.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
Yeah, the taco song. The uh, there's a whole song
about the the bevidge, the cleavage, I see your coupter cleavage, fantastic.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Oh the wait hold on, yes, Tyler.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
We have been since another example.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Oh very good, thank you, sir, Thank you, my friend,
have a food, thank you? Wait of food that reminds
somebody of something sexual.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yes, and don't say egg plant.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Not another Bob and Tom song. The college football playoff logo.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
That gives somebody a boner will.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Never be seen.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
The same way, and they just released a new version
this week, but it's kind of the same shape.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Come on, had you ever thought that before?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
No, No, me neither, Diane.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
No, Kristen.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Kristen's tilting her head again.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh, Kristen, this one is at least.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Kristin.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You know that's a vagina, right, yeah, no, it is
a football, yes, but it.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Looks like a thank you us Christ.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
She's miming.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Now, that's you know what this is like when you
learn the air in FedEx. This is all I'll see that, right,
we'll keep a list. Okay, tacos and the college football playoff.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Logo in the ATM Donuts line three. Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Hey, good morning, Yes, sir. For me, it doesn't give
me a boner, but it definitely gets me turned up
inside when I see a quorter potty. And the reason
for that is when I was fifteen, it was the
first time that a young lady was polite enough to
oral me and a porta potty. So every time I
see that, I get a little excited.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Okay, but can I tell you this that at least
I can make sense of that. I can make sense
of that that No, no, because you see that and
it brings you.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Is that the same thing with the taco.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It's not that the taco is arousing, but he sees
it and it clearly makes him think of vagina, and
vagina gives.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Him a boner. Same thing with you.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You can't pass a porta potty without it reminding you
of that first time you received oral sex. So it
puts you right back in there with your pants.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
Down, right. And I can relate with the guy that
about the taco thing because I got a roll in
a Paco Bell parking lot before.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Got help man, this is a new list for making that.
Now it's just for you.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I got so many things to yell at Jackie about today.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you sir, Thank
you mine one, Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
See you know what's pretty hot as the Arby's had.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
It looks like a uterus.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Wait, the big Arby's Army's had.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Now, I'm just thinking of the big Farrell habit.
Speaker 10 (15:48):
Yeah, it looks like a uterus. I mentioned that's my
wife before. She thought it was.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
Nuts, and I'm like, yeah, I mean, that's it's pretty hot.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
All right.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
We got the meat.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's what I thought you were going for was a
roast beafs joke. Very good, Thank you sir. Oh here
we go. Now they're all coming in. Where am I going? Line?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Fo?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Hi Elliott in the morning?
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (16:17):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 9 (16:18):
There's a book series, The Wheel of Time, and there's
like a map for one of the cities in there
that's clearly shaped like a vagina. Got like a you know,
the thing that men can never find? Yes with it
as well.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
Then I pointed out to.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
A buddy of mine because I was reading it as
like an adult and this was like his favorite series
as a kid, and he's like, what, No, No, that's
not there's nothing there. And then he like looked back
at it again or with the reread He's like, ah, yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
See it now Tyler has pulled that up. I get it.
I get it. I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Here's what I hate about myself if you would have
pulled that up with no context. I don't think I
make that jump. No, I don't think I make it.
But now I can't unsee it. It's like the RBS,
same thing.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
Yeah. Another buddy of mine' is like, oh, you know,
a man can never find the North Harbor and I
was like, what are you talking about? It was like, oh,
the real time map. I'm like, ah, I get.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
It all right, very good, thank you, sir. Line three,
Hi Elliott the morning?
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Is this me?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Who's this? S uh Matt?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yes, excuse me, you can't you can't save that.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Please be polite about it.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I can't say.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
That anytime I'm walking around Costco.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I did a boner.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Oh wait, you're being serious.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
No matter what store, no matter what you're you're in
a Costco. Are you excited about like I'm saving money?
Bulk the bulky?
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Maybe?
Speaker 9 (17:58):
I think it's like I'm know the way I handled
the cart or something walking around it gets me.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Now I remember Costco a couple of years ago had
those penis cup lids.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
We talked about those, you remember when you flipped up
the top.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Hey, just out of curiosity, which which is where's your Costco? Uh?
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Potomacmills?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh okay, all right, very good?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
No, because I'm I'm over by like Pentagon City. Yeah,
that's my Costco. And I want to say, like, if
you're getting wood there, why am I not getting wood?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Oh? Yeah, there it is all right, very good, thank you, sir.
I forgot about that. That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
It's okay to have not stored that in your line.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Christmass, I have to go like five hi Elliott the morning.
Hey Elliott is this me? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (18:55):
Hi you?
Speaker 11 (18:55):
Good morning? So I have a female one for you,
the English cucover every time.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Wait, that's the long cucumber right then?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
One?
Speaker 11 (19:05):
Absolutely right, I have I have you my headphones because
I have to scream you guys on the way to
school to make sure that what topic is if it's appropriate.
So I do have somebody in my car right now
who would like to say good morning to you, if
that's okay before.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
I dip off.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Sure, but uh yeah, hold.
Speaker 11 (19:27):
On one second, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Gray?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Hey say it?
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Wing?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
No, that's gray. Come on, that's not what we say?
What do we say? Crag? That's it? There we go.
Nice work, nice work, excellent, excellent.
Speaker 11 (19:41):
Anyway, thank you so much for all the joy I'm
a Day one listener as well, and I do fall
in so.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
That's nice so much.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
Absolutely, thank you, take it easy, have a good luchi.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
This has brought out a lot of first time I Meanwhile,
I'm like, have we done. Have you done with the calls?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Line four? Hi ya the morning, No, we're not.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Hey, good morning, Hey, who's this this is?
Speaker 8 (20:04):
I'm gonna keep my name out of it because case
someone's listening knows me well, Me and my old lady
used to take hikes through the woods and she would
point out everything that looked like a virgina, all the flowers,
all the tree trunks, all that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
I was like, yep, yep, that's one there.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Thank you, all right, one more, one more, Hi, Yellie
in the morning. Hello, yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Hey? This is Shay Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
I think, uh, the Marco's pizza sign looks like a
girl bent over.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Hold on, hold on now.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
You pull it up?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yes, yes, nice work.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
You see it? I do? Yeah, I can never see
it now.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
That's great, Thank you, ma'am.
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Betrayal Season 5
Saskia Inwood woke up one morning, knowing her life would never be the same. The night before, she learned the unimaginable â that the husband she knew in the light of day was a different person after dark. This season unpacks Saskiaâs discovery of her husbandâs secret life and her fight to bring him to justice. Along the way, we expose a crime that is just coming to light. This is also a story about the myth of the âperfect victim:â who gets believed, who gets doubted, and why. We follow Saskia as she works to reclaim her body, her voice, and her life. If you would like to reach out to the Betrayal Team, email us at betrayalpod@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @betrayalpod and @glasspodcasts. Please join our Substack for additional exclusive content, curated book recommendations, and community discussions. Sign up FREE by clicking this link Beyond Betrayal Substack. Join our community dedicated to truth, resilience, and healing. Your voice matters! Be a part of our Betrayal journey on Substack.