February 27, 2026 ⢠31 mins
Before you leave my a**hole forever, please reveal to us: are you graceful or a farrrter?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't you feel naked?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh, because you don't have to.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I've been.
Speaker 4 (00:05):
Yeah, I've been touching my whole all morning and there's
nothing there like it's it feels weird. I don't I
got I got so accustomed to it now I know
how punch felt. I got nothing like I need like
my little snuggle buddy over here.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I feel thank you. But you know what, you know
what sucks? You know what sucks. This is this is
how my life works.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
I have been and maybe it's just because I'm I'm
it's not in my head.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I've been ripping and tearing all morning.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, I would have had a stronger day today.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
And I would have had a stronger day today.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
No, these things happen in all different parts of life.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah no, that's a great point. Great point. Where where
is yours?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
What?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well? You had to transfer data this morning? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Okay, and you got your although you know what, I
did have an issue with train.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's wearing data this morning. Wait, you did two?
Speaker 6 (01:02):
It took a long time, right, yeah, I did.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Mine was pretty quick.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Oh god, I was a log one fart that glitch.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, well I tried to do it and then nothing happened,
and then I had to go back to the main
screen where like there's the start challenge and the and
then there's the upload data.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I had to hit that one for it to upload.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah. I was like, wow, it's caapulating final results and
it is taking some time.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
And I got nervous because I thought, oh no, it's
not going to update my last day.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh yeah, Oh thank god it wasn't just me.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, and then you get like a like a thank
you for participating message too?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Did you did? Did I dream that?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
I don't know the well, you know they're throwing away
all of your results worthless for doctor Hall.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
No, that's I was.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I was going to call doctor Hall this morning and
be like, I'm having a hard time with my data transfer.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
You're not in your office two am. Let me ask
you this.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
There's something and I will have it today.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I saw you feeling for it. There was something that
I noticed over the course of the three days.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I was sitting a little crooked.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
And I waited until a third night of sleep, and
the trend continued. And now I guess I have to
wait until tonight because it'll be the true tests, because
we'll be sleeping without the device. And this is something
that Diane and Chris they won't be able to comment on.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh it something about balls.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Diane, Come on, now, come on.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Well sort of sort of, not exactly, but let me
write down that time fifty four, twenty twenty seven, lunch. Yes,
I feel like I woke up three nights in a row,
(02:56):
the most two messent I've ever been.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Can can I hit pause on that for a second?
Can some? Yeah? I don't know what to messin is? Like?
Who are you talking to?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
What rum are you addressing with words like that?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Do you just know.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
The of our listeners don't know what to mesine means?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
You credited them yesterday? The hamster? Okay, pop culture? This
we know. I don't know adjective. The two messines is
the noun we've used the words.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't know, Doctor Bailey.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I agree about my also feeling two messins.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Kristen, how's your two message?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Hey? I made it to messin in my pants?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
That wasn't an impression?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
What is? What is? What is?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Explain? Explain? Talk to me like I'm dumb?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Swollen?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Your nuts are swollen?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
O see your Dane's throwing you off aroused. You woke
up with a boner, which is normal. I wake up
with a boner every day. I'm saying I have one now, subsidy. No, no, no, no,
it is that's most people do, right. But the last
three mornings, including today, is to message like turgent, almost hurt.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh I do not have that?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Is it because of all the butt stuff?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh? So you think you're right turned on by it?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Doctor Hall?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Wait, so you're you're you're waking up.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I really thought maybe you would say it happened to
you too.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I haven't noticed.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Why do I like? It's done now?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No? No, but you're waking up extra erect.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, it's like not this morning?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Are you grasping in there a lot? My hands are
in my pants regularly.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
You said you were digging? What were you choosing a
seat or something?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, the movies.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
If you see someone picking that there like a wedge,
you asked it, Hey, are you going to a movie?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I see you're picking your seat? A great old joke,
great old joke.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
The no no, but so current with the AMC news.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
No no, no, but I don't know. I'm not finding
myself extra.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
This morning it was still noticeable. It would have been
Wednesday morning. It was like, WHOA, what's going on here?
Yesterday morning? I was like, God, damn.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Wait, what is that called?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Apparently?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
No, no, no, priapism, that's it. That's it, isn't that though? Duration?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
That's duration? Yeah, that's duration.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
I mean maybe it was the second I fell asleep.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
No, No, I don't think you're erecked all night. I
know I'm not the Sometimes I'm I.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Think I scratched so hard I'm going to scratch through
the skin. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
No, now I'm feeling myself here. No, I did not
have that problem.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I did not have that.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
I say it is a problem. It was just some
thing I need to keep an eye on tomorrow morning. God,
I hope you're group. I hope you're not one of
the parents whose children is sleeping over for my daughter's
birthday party tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
One.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
What time is pickup number two? Were you really too messins?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
It's early they probably hopefully? Probably? Please God didn't hear that?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
No? Well, you know what, I thought, the same thing,
not about my two messins or any of that.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Is Tomorrow is the Tomorrow's the secret service.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
FBI hockey game, which is great, Like I look forward
to that every year.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Should be awesome for it.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
It's gonna be beautiful, beautiful tomorrow, beautiful. I almost want
to play an outdoor game. It's so nice out the
But I got a couple of emails from like the
the FBI and the Secret Service stuff, and then and
one of them made some comment about like the tracker,
and I was like, oh great, I got to stand
out there with like the heroes, INC.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
People and all that, and so.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Like, hey, y'all ever track your farts?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You know? So all week, you know, we were dealing
with some families and getting everything together. I think there's
a canine going tomorrow, Elliott, what did you do this week?
And my luck, it'll be with the director of the
Secret Service in the locker room and I'll be like, oh,
I am, I tracked my farts all week.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
At least tomorrow you're not actively monitoring.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Still no, thank god, thanks God, kind of my saving.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Nobody moves.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Wait, hold on, popped out? Where's my snack?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It popped out of my breezers?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Could you imagine at the escape room tonight?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh that one escaped?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Is that a clue? It looks like it's blinking. Yes,
what are those?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I mean there's a light emitting from his butt.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Oh wait, pardon me, director, don't move.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I think my discs slipped down disc disc Thank you?
They you anyway, So listen. Yes, we have we have
finished our track. We still have to do our final results.
We still have to do our final results.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
And I kept it consistent with that too. What's that
the erections and the results. I didn't look the the
other two days. I didn't look.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Wait, I don't understand what you mean. You didn't look.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
After the transfer that took a little bit longer than
day one and two.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh, I look just to make sure it transfers.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Oh no, I want to be surprised.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
More importantly, I don't understand the much like your erection,
you didn't look.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
No, no, I said, kept it consistent.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh oh oh okay, okay, yeah, no no, but I
wanted I had to look just to make sure it transferred,
because I didn't have that problem before.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Because as we left yesterday, not the building, but discussion
of it today could be a new day.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Oh that's right, because you were going to stand to urinate.
Hey more great news for the sleepover parents.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
We're also going to cho potelan.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh, that'll make you sick.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
So we wrap up today today, well today wraps up
the fart challenge.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
What a great week, What a fantastic week.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Not really, it was. It was unbelievable, unbelievable.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
It hasn't been my favorite the And I will.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Thank the University of Maryland go terps because without doctor
Brantley Hall wanting to get an accurate number of people farting,
we never would have done this.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Uh and for them to be so quick to want
to partner with us.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Absolutely, Hey does this mean in the future, Like I
don't know when it would be, but like if they
ever go.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Have you ever participated in a clinical trial? Is my answer?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I think not.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
No, I think it is clical trial is more you
taking like a medication I did science.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I mean you participated in a research study.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
This is a this is a doctor.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
If you ever have to check that box, you can say, yes,
you've been a part of research.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I'm gonna check yes for both on the hopes that
the company goes what was the trial? Oh, I counted
my farts for well, I didn't. The apparatus did. And
you know the other thing I like. Here's the other
thing that I like.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I love it. I love that if the company asks
this kind of week. Is one of my biggest fears
when I have to go find another job, my name
being attached to something like this.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
No. But here's the other part. Here's the other part
that I love is that.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I don't know how quickly I don't know how quickly
like the research gets collected and then it gets peer
reviewed and all that other stuff. So maybe maybe our
kids or our kids get no, no, let me finish.
Our kids' kids will be will be in science one
day and they'll go. You know, the average person farts
(11:05):
X number of times.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
And there was always a belief that it was much
less than that.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
But thanks to the work of doctor Bradley Hall, Brandley Hall, Bradley.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Hall in twenty twenty six at the.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
University of Maryland and Elliott and Diane and Kristen and Tyler.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
We know those numbers were wrong.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
It was the sacrifice of so many people to get
those numbers to be accurate.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
And we did it. We did it, and it was great.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Now, before we get to Christ, I'm proud of our.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Before we get to before we get to yesterday's results,
and there was a little issue pairing today, but I
think it's because it's.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
The end, more data than normal data.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
But it's like, now, let's let's make sure we have everything.
Let's make sure we have everything. And I will say this,
it is because other people are still getting their devices.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah right, other people are still not done.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
No no, no, no, no no, not everybody has their devices.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
I hope everyone picked up some tips and tricks from
us this week.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Absolutely absolutely, But you know what, you know, what's been
kind of fun today. And I was only on the
flattest atlas for for three days. So it's not how
I forgot to do it.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
But when I go to stand up, now I just
do this.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
You're not tapping your butt anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I'm not feeling is it too low? Is it too high?
Is it up there?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Right? Like I'm not doing any of that. Like I'm
back to acting normal, and it.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Is worth pointing out that.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
And I did track my food last night.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Today the final day the grand finale.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
We I don't know if everyone we have been informed
that it is pronounced flatush, so it's that alleration doesn't work.
Though the human flatus outlys yeah, I know, I know,
but it is it's something I guess.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Well, nobody's going to take that study.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
It's just worth mentioning because it was bothering people all week.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Come, well, whatever did that? Oh I'm sorry, why don't
you get in a clinical trial?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Well those that knew that's the scientific term for.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
It, right, which nobody does.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Like two messens exactly exactly, which was not part of
this study officially.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Now, I was before we get into it.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I was send a note from Olivia Tuggle, who you
guys probably will.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Not remember, don't forget put your results.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
On the flatst Atlas facebook page that she created.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Now, Kristen, would you like to share with Diane and
Tyler what you did in the office yesterday?
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Okay, So Elliot and I were talking before my departure
like we always do, and we always were always talked
the past few days about you know, how if we're
struggling or how to feel.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, yeah, we're talking. We're talking.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Yeah, And I said to Elliott, oh my gosh, I
have been tooting, but I haven't like farted in front of.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Any of you ever.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
And then, like not even thirty seconds later, I said
to Elliott Oh my gosh, I got one coming.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
You want to you want to hear her fart?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
And I said ready, He said okay, and then I
just it just.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
It was so loud.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
I thought he was going to fall out of this.
See it was so loud. It's for science.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Why is this study only three days? Darn it?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It was.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I even told her mark the time because I got
to see the intensity.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
On that one. It was. It was good. It was quick.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
It was like it was like a rip. But it
wasn't you know, like sometimes you get like the the
lazy one where it's like not this one.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Man. This thing was like out of a rocket bam.
But that was good.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
I couldn't hold it a dud.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I know, girl. No, that was good. That was good.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
All right, So open phones please, By the way, were
you were you were you able to tell a difference
between sitting and standing to pee?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
So if you missed yesterday someone said that I'm releasing
as someone who sits to pee too much gas while
sitting to pee, and that it wouldn't have been picked
up as flatulence by the disc.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
So what would it have been picked up as? Like
just a.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Because I don't have my underground sitting.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
To pee right right, It's it's not hitting an picking
up any sounds.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's what got me to masturbating through my underwear.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
I promised to stand. Damn, that's right, that's free time.
I needed to arn it yesterday. And my question for Elliot, well, really,
I guess for men.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I'll handle it. I'll handle it.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Aren't you exhausted?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Standing?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Sitting is just such a nice respite from the day.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
To stand to pee for thirty seconds? Am I exhaust?
Speaker 5 (16:30):
I think I just mentally really look forward to that break.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
What did you do with your hands?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Held myself with both hands?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, when you urinate, you hold your penis with both hands.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Listen, I've seen you in the bathroom here. I know
you scroll your phone, yes, but I did not look
at my phone standing to pee.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I either go one of two ways. I either go
one of two ways.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Left hand scroll in the phone while I'm at the
urinal right hand, and I'm either it's like I'm holding
a cigar or I would have said cigarette, but I
give myself some credit, So I'm either holding like this
or depending on the underwear, I just let it flop
and then my other hand's free. Yeah, so I'll do that,
(17:17):
but I'm not holding it with both hands.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
What about because like I mean, I'll shake it when
I'm done in the past, when I've had to stand
like I did it last week Capital One Arena for
the dance team halftime performance.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
How dare you not want to sit on the toilets
in that bathroom?
Speaker 6 (17:34):
You're only doing one hand there?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
At the at at Capitol One, at any stadium?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Oh no, at because I like the setup there.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I like the setup there.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Sometimes I just stand with my hands by my side,
drooping out and I urinate that.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Way, okay, because I'm just so used to two hands
in public that that's why at home I was using
two hands.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
No, sometimes I don't even touch until you're done. Then
you got to give a little shake, sake shake, and
then almost like in in and then I zip up
and I walk out. No wash, Yes, Christ.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
This question is for Tyler. How old were you when
you learned how to pee? And when did you start
peeing sitting down?
Speaker 8 (18:20):
Were you taught?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Great?
Speaker 8 (18:22):
Great question because.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Does Logan sit to peak?
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Like was it a family thing?
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Again? You learned yesterday? I hadn't messaged him since December.
So I I this feels like a pressing question. It's
five oh six there. I don't know if he does.
We've never discussed pornography or that.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Who told you to sit? No one? Have you always sat?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
No?
Speaker 6 (18:46):
So like as you just do it because you like
to break clearly because I am exhausted.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
That's what I figured out yesterday standing here peeing.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Whoa, I am exhausted.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
It's just to take a load off the did you
did you sit in college? No? Now this bathrooms were
pretty gross, especially when it was not like we had
the shared cluster bathroom, but those got cleaned when we
then lived on our own.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
Uh man, No, never, never, No, I mean you sat
to number two.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Thank you the the whole time, the whole time you've
lived with Lindsay, like dating, is that when you started sitting.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
I started sitting the second I was done with college.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Oh Jesus Christ, it's glorious.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
How does Lindsay feel about this?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
She doesn't hold talk about that stuff, but she never
has held me to any sort of antiquated stereotype that
men have to stand at all.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I think you've stumped her.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
It's not the first normally the last time that I
break through some sort of glass ceiling old that the
fifties and sixties tried to cast me with.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
What did the Did you ever tell your family yet
that you did this?
Speaker 6 (20:05):
God?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
No, you didn't break it to him last night.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
I'm never tyler.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
All right, this will open us up. Pardon, this will
open us up where the kids will think it's okay
to then it's going to go off the rails. Thank
you talking, yes, Diane, Elliott thinks they're going to be
doing never never.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
All right, Um, let's go to totals. Let's go to
totals for yesterday. Well, you're doing a lot of typing Christmas.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
Well, the food just got here, so I.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Had to I'll stop the goddamn show.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
I had to tell them I'll come get it later. Okay, okay,
so you said the word, go to the bottom.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Go to the bottom, go to the metrics.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Oh, these look different than the first two days.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
And again, thank you to doctor Brantley Hall for allowing
us to be a part of this site.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Diane, Now what metrics this graph? Diane?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Oh okay, oh my.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
God, but she had activity.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Wait did you fart?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
No? No, the intensity it's not like the passage.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
What number? What number is it?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What? Because remember you you had it?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
You you showed intensity, but the intensity was like your
cat walked by you.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
What number did you get?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Did you blast one yesterday?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Diane? Apparently? So when was that?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
What time? Kristin? What time?
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Just go to the count?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
No, No, I got to know what time because if
it was during the show, I'm gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
No, it was eleven one amor pm am?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Were you in the car? Ew ew?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
How bad did it smell?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
If the record's right, that's your first fart in three days?
Was it loud? Was it loud?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Do you remember it?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Do you remember that? How do you not remember? Dian?
What's the intensity? Christian? What's the intensity? Is it like
a legit intensity?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
I can't wait for her metrics to be zero again.
And we find out her car backfire and that's where
it picked up.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
That's not even intensity. My intensity is up in the hundreds.
Oh that's a legit fart. That's a legit fart. Okay, Okay,
what was on metrics? Well, okay, here's where you kill
me again. Go to the metrics. Go to the metrics.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
The bottom latest count how much?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
How many flatuses did you have on Are you serious?
You had one?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yes, the tenth one. I'm in the tenth percentile.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
At eleven o'clock, you ripped.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
And that was it.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Sorry, I'm like Tyler, I wasn't intentionally likely suppressing.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
I was unintentionally I said, it was subconsciously, okay, whatever
I was.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Maybe it was a little.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Bit of both. And someone then said that maybe to
my approach. No, it's not. It's just my day to day.
She again, And that's the same reason I told you guys,
because you wanted to have chili and beans and all
of these foods.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I had level five chicken and broccoli for dinner last night.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
But spicing.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yeah yeah, I paid for it this morning, and so
did my flatus.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
So we just came to the conclusion that my lifestyle
may not be best suited for a flat as count.
Mine is, which is why yesterday I changed it.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
All right, mine is mine is?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Did you get back to day one numbers or were
you at day two numbers?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Because remember day one we did well, now christ did.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Great freaking rocket, but day two you were only in
the thirties. Yes, did you climb back up. I just
don't give me the number, but did you climb back up?
Speaker 7 (24:01):
It's higher than ye the day two?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah right, My day three was higher than my day
two because my day, my day one was thirty two.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
My day too was a eighteen eighteen.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
It was horrible. I was embarrassed. I was embarrassed to
show my face. And then yesterday I said a personal
best forty three. Yeah, my god, forty three. Yes, I
got up to forty three yesterday. My intensity was strong.
But even yesterday, remember I told you I was, I was,
(24:35):
I was.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Feeling it a little bit more.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
I think you miked one of them.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I want to get right up on it, which a
lot of people, a lot of people had said, don't
stop doing that.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
So I said that absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
All right, Christa before I get to your number, yeah,
how did you do?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Standing?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
So that was your date day when I was two two,
which were both nighttime creepers.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Day two remember it was just below the two marks.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
It was like, I guess one point.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh yeah, he got he got like a half fart
in it went and that was it.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
When we were talking yesterday, I said, wouldn't it be hilarious?
If I was like double digits and I was five
times the farder right standing to p.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Well, I am ten times.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
You got to twenty. I hit twenty flatst count.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
How's your intensity? How's your intensity? How's your intensity?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
High?
Speaker 5 (25:45):
I am the Christen Now okay, yes, did you have it.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Over thirty three points something percent of intensity?
Speaker 5 (25:55):
I just I've never looked at this graft or were
they just all air biscuits. I mean I'm up in
the three hundreds.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yes, that's audible.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
That's audible, and so dude, you want to make it also,
you want to Michael fart.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
So that's amazing. Quite the change.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I mean, it's half of what I did yesterday. But
that's amazing.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
But I'm not an animal.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
That is amazing. So I'm going right back to sitting today.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Ten times.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
That's great output.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
And it was all day long.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Oh yeah, it was spread.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, that's great. That's great.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Like your cheeks, fantastic, fantastic. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I can't know.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Just when we picked up.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Our phones, that's when I first saw that I hit
twenty y's.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That's awesome. That you must feel great.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Tom Wilson must have felt getting that hat from John Cooper.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
I still feel my normal baseline anxiety.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
So do you think make you feel more comfortable like
doing it?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
I just explained how much I hated having to stand.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
The no, but just in tuning in general.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
I think that's the reason my numbers so much higher.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Fantastic, fantastic. Now let me go over to the leader
in the clubhouse.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
So, yeah, you returned to form coming off of day two. Yes,
but not what you did day one correct? Day one
was amazingnety six, They just ninety two. They just kept
that's amazing, proud, amazing.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
Well, he's lucky, he's out of town.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
He so he left on Monday before we started, right
and comes back today to us being done right?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
But did you did you keep him abreast on deployment?
Speaker 8 (27:51):
And he doesn't comment and respond.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
No, I did.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I saw I high five Christian yesterday. What did you
get to yesterday?
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Not as high as I thought, but definitely I'm like, okay,
it'll be higher than day two.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Elliott.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
It was only at thirty eight you beat me.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I won day two. I won Day three?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, No, I didn't get into the nineties.
If I would have broke fifty I would have been
I would have been doing like.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Celebration laps like that would have been amazing. Wait, so
you only got to thirty eight.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Yeah, I felt myself even like wean off, But apparently
my chart says I wasn't because I was.
Speaker 8 (28:35):
Tooting away in my sleep at eleven. Eleven forty seven
was the last one.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
You know what I did learn about myself during this.
I am not an I am not a sleep farmer.
Like I had very few explosions at night.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
So you thought you would have been.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I have no idea. I have no clue I'm.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Saying going into this. You thought you would have done
it all night.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, I mean I do it all day, so not
all night. But I'm very low.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
I'm very, very very low on nighttime gas nighttime, but
sleeping gas.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
My intensity though yesterday I mean thirty three point eight.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
That's hot.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Wait, I gotta sleep mind, No.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
That's great.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
It probably was a little heated.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yeah, like my last big bomb. Oh you know what,
My last big bomb was twelve minutes after midnight, So
I let a good one go in the middle of
the night.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
So never mind, what's your number? Go?
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Up to though.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Wait my intensity number?
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Yeah on the chart.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Oh hold on, I gotta go back. I'll go quick,
I'll go quick.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Results three eighty got a girl.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
I may not have had as many yesterday, but the intensity.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Is made for.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
And now it's time to say goodbye.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
No, not yet.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
This may have been the speak of this again, this
may have been the greatest week ever.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
It really is, really is. This was tremendous.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
What happens in flatus?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
This was great. This was great.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
And again the part that you guys are forgetting. We're
gonna be in textbooks, not just us, but everybody who participates.
We're gonna be in our kids kids will know.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
It's a pretty amazing opportunity that we got to be
part of.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Absolutely no, I couldn't agree more. I couldn't agree. Go terpsright, Mike,
Now I will say this, you know that. What what
are you doing?
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Oh? My snaps are in my pocket. Oh I'm gonna
throw them out like guitar picks.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
So what are you guys doing? What do you guys doing?
Tell me you didn't wear that one?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
We're both of them. I hear your pants were down
the entire week at Dingleberry mentioned your dB, multiple days,
Don't you feel naked?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh, because you don't have to.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I've been.
Speaker 4 (00:05):
Yeah, I've been touching my whole all morning and there's
nothing there like it's it feels weird. I don't I
got I got so accustomed to it now I know
how punch felt. I got nothing like I need like
my little snuggle buddy over here.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I feel thank you. But you know what, you know
what sucks? You know what sucks. This is this is
how my life works.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
I have been and maybe it's just because I'm I'm
it's not in my head.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I've been ripping and tearing all morning.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, I would have had a stronger day today.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
And I would have had a stronger day today.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
No, these things happen in all different parts of life.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah no, that's a great point. Great point. Where where
is yours?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
What?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well? You had to transfer data this morning? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Okay, and you got your although you know what, I
did have an issue with train.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's wearing data this morning. Wait, you did two?
Speaker 6 (01:02):
It took a long time, right, yeah, I did.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Mine was pretty quick.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Oh god, I was a log one fart that glitch.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, well I tried to do it and then nothing happened,
and then I had to go back to the main
screen where like there's the start challenge and the and
then there's the upload data.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I had to hit that one for it to upload.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah. I was like, wow, it's caapulating final results and
it is taking some time.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
And I got nervous because I thought, oh no, it's
not going to update my last day.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh yeah, Oh thank god it wasn't just me.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, and then you get like a like a thank
you for participating message too?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Did you did? Did I dream that?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
I don't know the well, you know they're throwing away
all of your results worthless for doctor Hall.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
No, that's I was.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I was going to call doctor Hall this morning and
be like, I'm having a hard time with my data transfer.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
You're not in your office two am. Let me ask
you this.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
There's something and I will have it today.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I saw you feeling for it. There was something that
I noticed over the course of the three days.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I was sitting a little crooked.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
And I waited until a third night of sleep, and
the trend continued. And now I guess I have to
wait until tonight because it'll be the true tests, because
we'll be sleeping without the device. And this is something
that Diane and Chris they won't be able to comment on.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh it something about balls.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Diane, Come on, now, come on.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Well sort of sort of, not exactly, but let me
write down that time fifty four, twenty twenty seven, lunch. Yes,
I feel like I woke up three nights in a row,
(02:56):
the most two messent I've ever been.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Can can I hit pause on that for a second?
Can some? Yeah? I don't know what to messin is? Like?
Who are you talking to?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
What rum are you addressing with words like that?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Do you just know.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
The of our listeners don't know what to mesine means?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
You credited them yesterday? The hamster? Okay, pop culture? This
we know. I don't know adjective. The two messines is
the noun we've used the words.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't know, Doctor Bailey.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I agree about my also feeling two messins.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Kristen, how's your two message?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Hey? I made it to messin in my pants?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
That wasn't an impression?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
What is? What is? What is?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Explain? Explain? Talk to me like I'm dumb?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Swollen?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Your nuts are swollen?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
O see your Dane's throwing you off aroused. You woke
up with a boner, which is normal. I wake up
with a boner every day. I'm saying I have one now, subsidy. No, no, no, no,
it is that's most people do, right. But the last
three mornings, including today, is to message like turgent, almost hurt.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh I do not have that?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Is it because of all the butt stuff?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh? So you think you're right turned on by it?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Doctor Hall?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Wait, so you're you're you're waking up.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I really thought maybe you would say it happened to
you too.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I haven't noticed.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Why do I like? It's done now?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No? No, but you're waking up extra erect.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, it's like not this morning?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Are you grasping in there a lot? My hands are
in my pants regularly.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
You said you were digging? What were you choosing a
seat or something?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, the movies.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
If you see someone picking that there like a wedge,
you asked it, Hey, are you going to a movie?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I see you're picking your seat? A great old joke,
great old joke.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
The no no, but so current with the AMC news.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
No no, no, but I don't know. I'm not finding
myself extra.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
This morning it was still noticeable. It would have been
Wednesday morning. It was like, WHOA, what's going on here?
Yesterday morning? I was like, God, damn.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Wait, what is that called?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Apparently?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
No, no, no, priapism, that's it. That's it, isn't that though? Duration?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
That's duration? Yeah, that's duration.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
I mean maybe it was the second I fell asleep.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
No, No, I don't think you're erecked all night. I
know I'm not the Sometimes I'm I.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Think I scratched so hard I'm going to scratch through
the skin. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
No, now I'm feeling myself here. No, I did not
have that problem.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I did not have that.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
I say it is a problem. It was just some
thing I need to keep an eye on tomorrow morning. God,
I hope you're group. I hope you're not one of
the parents whose children is sleeping over for my daughter's
birthday party tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
One.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
What time is pickup number two? Were you really too messins?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
It's early they probably hopefully? Probably? Please God didn't hear that?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
No? Well, you know what, I thought, the same thing,
not about my two messins or any of that.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Is Tomorrow is the Tomorrow's the secret service.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
FBI hockey game, which is great, Like I look forward
to that every year.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Should be awesome for it.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
It's gonna be beautiful, beautiful tomorrow, beautiful. I almost want
to play an outdoor game. It's so nice out the
But I got a couple of emails from like the
the FBI and the Secret Service stuff, and then and
one of them made some comment about like the tracker,
and I was like, oh great, I got to stand
out there with like the heroes, INC.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
People and all that, and so.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Like, hey, y'all ever track your farts?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You know? So all week, you know, we were dealing
with some families and getting everything together. I think there's
a canine going tomorrow, Elliott, what did you do this week?
And my luck, it'll be with the director of the
Secret Service in the locker room and I'll be like, oh,
I am, I tracked my farts all week.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
At least tomorrow you're not actively monitoring.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Still no, thank god, thanks God, kind of my saving.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Nobody moves.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Wait, hold on, popped out? Where's my snack?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It popped out of my breezers?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Could you imagine at the escape room tonight?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh that one escaped?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Is that a clue? It looks like it's blinking. Yes,
what are those?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I mean there's a light emitting from his butt.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Oh wait, pardon me, director, don't move.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I think my discs slipped down disc disc Thank you?
They you anyway, So listen. Yes, we have we have
finished our track. We still have to do our final results.
We still have to do our final results.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
And I kept it consistent with that too. What's that
the erections and the results. I didn't look the the
other two days. I didn't look.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Wait, I don't understand what you mean. You didn't look.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
After the transfer that took a little bit longer than
day one and two.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh, I look just to make sure it transfers.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Oh no, I want to be surprised.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
More importantly, I don't understand the much like your erection,
you didn't look.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
No, no, I said, kept it consistent.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh oh oh okay, okay, yeah, no no, but I
wanted I had to look just to make sure it transferred,
because I didn't have that problem before.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Because as we left yesterday, not the building, but discussion
of it today could be a new day.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Oh that's right, because you were going to stand to urinate.
Hey more great news for the sleepover parents.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
We're also going to cho potelan.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh, that'll make you sick.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
So we wrap up today today, well today wraps up
the fart challenge.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
What a great week, What a fantastic week.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Not really, it was. It was unbelievable, unbelievable.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
It hasn't been my favorite the And I will.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Thank the University of Maryland go terps because without doctor
Brantley Hall wanting to get an accurate number of people farting,
we never would have done this.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Uh and for them to be so quick to want
to partner with us.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Absolutely, Hey does this mean in the future, Like I
don't know when it would be, but like if they
ever go.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Have you ever participated in a clinical trial? Is my answer?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I think not.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
No, I think it is clical trial is more you
taking like a medication I did science.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I mean you participated in a research study.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
This is a this is a doctor.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
If you ever have to check that box, you can say, yes,
you've been a part of research.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I'm gonna check yes for both on the hopes that
the company goes what was the trial? Oh, I counted
my farts for well, I didn't. The apparatus did. And
you know the other thing I like. Here's the other
thing that I like.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I love it. I love that if the company asks
this kind of week. Is one of my biggest fears
when I have to go find another job, my name
being attached to something like this.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
No. But here's the other part. Here's the other part
that I love is that.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I don't know how quickly I don't know how quickly
like the research gets collected and then it gets peer
reviewed and all that other stuff. So maybe maybe our
kids or our kids get no, no, let me finish.
Our kids' kids will be will be in science one
day and they'll go. You know, the average person farts
(11:05):
X number of times.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
And there was always a belief that it was much
less than that.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
But thanks to the work of doctor Bradley Hall, Brandley Hall, Bradley.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Hall in twenty twenty six at the.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
University of Maryland and Elliott and Diane and Kristen and Tyler.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
We know those numbers were wrong.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
It was the sacrifice of so many people to get
those numbers to be accurate.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
And we did it. We did it, and it was great.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Now, before we get to Christ, I'm proud of our.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Before we get to before we get to yesterday's results,
and there was a little issue pairing today, but I
think it's because it's.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
The end, more data than normal data.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
But it's like, now, let's let's make sure we have everything.
Let's make sure we have everything. And I will say this,
it is because other people are still getting their devices.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah right, other people are still not done.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
No no, no, no, no no, not everybody has their devices.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
I hope everyone picked up some tips and tricks from
us this week.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Absolutely absolutely, But you know what, you know, what's been
kind of fun today. And I was only on the
flattest atlas for for three days. So it's not how
I forgot to do it.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
But when I go to stand up, now I just
do this.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
You're not tapping your butt anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I'm not feeling is it too low? Is it too high?
Is it up there?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Right? Like I'm not doing any of that. Like I'm
back to acting normal, and it.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Is worth pointing out that.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
And I did track my food last night.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Today the final day the grand finale.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
We I don't know if everyone we have been informed
that it is pronounced flatush, so it's that alleration doesn't work.
Though the human flatus outlys yeah, I know, I know,
but it is it's something I guess.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Well, nobody's going to take that study.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
It's just worth mentioning because it was bothering people all week.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Come, well, whatever did that? Oh I'm sorry, why don't
you get in a clinical trial?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Well those that knew that's the scientific term for.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
It, right, which nobody does.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Like two messens exactly exactly, which was not part of
this study officially.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Now, I was before we get into it.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I was send a note from Olivia Tuggle, who you
guys probably will.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Not remember, don't forget put your results.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
On the flatst Atlas facebook page that she created.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Now, Kristen, would you like to share with Diane and
Tyler what you did in the office yesterday?
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Okay, So Elliot and I were talking before my departure
like we always do, and we always were always talked
the past few days about you know, how if we're
struggling or how to feel.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, yeah, we're talking. We're talking.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Yeah, And I said to Elliott, oh my gosh, I
have been tooting, but I haven't like farted in front of.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Any of you ever.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
And then, like not even thirty seconds later, I said
to Elliott Oh my gosh, I got one coming.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
You want to you want to hear her fart?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
And I said ready, He said okay, and then I
just it just.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
It was so loud.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
I thought he was going to fall out of this.
See it was so loud. It's for science.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Why is this study only three days? Darn it?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It was.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I even told her mark the time because I got
to see the intensity.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
On that one. It was. It was good. It was quick.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
It was like it was like a rip. But it
wasn't you know, like sometimes you get like the the
lazy one where it's like not this one.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Man. This thing was like out of a rocket bam.
But that was good.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
I couldn't hold it a dud.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I know, girl. No, that was good. That was good.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
All right, So open phones please, By the way, were
you were you were you able to tell a difference
between sitting and standing to pee?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
So if you missed yesterday someone said that I'm releasing
as someone who sits to pee too much gas while
sitting to pee, and that it wouldn't have been picked
up as flatulence by the disc.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
So what would it have been picked up as? Like
just a.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Because I don't have my underground sitting.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
To pee right right, It's it's not hitting an picking
up any sounds.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's what got me to masturbating through my underwear.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
I promised to stand. Damn, that's right, that's free time.
I needed to arn it yesterday. And my question for Elliot, well, really,
I guess for men.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I'll handle it. I'll handle it.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Aren't you exhausted?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Standing?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Sitting is just such a nice respite from the day.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
To stand to pee for thirty seconds? Am I exhaust?
Speaker 5 (16:30):
I think I just mentally really look forward to that break.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
What did you do with your hands?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Held myself with both hands?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, when you urinate, you hold your penis with both hands.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Listen, I've seen you in the bathroom here. I know
you scroll your phone, yes, but I did not look
at my phone standing to pee.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I either go one of two ways. I either go
one of two ways.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Left hand scroll in the phone while I'm at the
urinal right hand, and I'm either it's like I'm holding
a cigar or I would have said cigarette, but I
give myself some credit, So I'm either holding like this
or depending on the underwear, I just let it flop
and then my other hand's free. Yeah, so I'll do that,
(17:17):
but I'm not holding it with both hands.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
What about because like I mean, I'll shake it when
I'm done in the past, when I've had to stand
like I did it last week Capital One Arena for
the dance team halftime performance.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
How dare you not want to sit on the toilets
in that bathroom?
Speaker 6 (17:34):
You're only doing one hand there?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
At the at at Capitol One, at any stadium?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Oh no, at because I like the setup there.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I like the setup there.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Sometimes I just stand with my hands by my side,
drooping out and I urinate that.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Way, okay, because I'm just so used to two hands
in public that that's why at home I was using
two hands.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
No, sometimes I don't even touch until you're done. Then
you got to give a little shake, sake shake, and
then almost like in in and then I zip up
and I walk out. No wash, Yes, Christ.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
This question is for Tyler. How old were you when
you learned how to pee? And when did you start
peeing sitting down?
Speaker 8 (18:20):
Were you taught?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Great?
Speaker 8 (18:22):
Great question because.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Does Logan sit to peak?
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Like was it a family thing?
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Again? You learned yesterday? I hadn't messaged him since December.
So I I this feels like a pressing question. It's
five oh six there. I don't know if he does.
We've never discussed pornography or that.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Who told you to sit? No one? Have you always sat?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
No?
Speaker 6 (18:46):
So like as you just do it because you like
to break clearly because I am exhausted.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
That's what I figured out yesterday standing here peeing.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Whoa, I am exhausted.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
It's just to take a load off the did you
did you sit in college? No? Now this bathrooms were
pretty gross, especially when it was not like we had
the shared cluster bathroom, but those got cleaned when we
then lived on our own.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
Uh man, No, never, never, No, I mean you sat
to number two.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Thank you the the whole time, the whole time you've
lived with Lindsay, like dating, is that when you started sitting.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
I started sitting the second I was done with college.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Oh Jesus Christ, it's glorious.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
How does Lindsay feel about this?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
She doesn't hold talk about that stuff, but she never
has held me to any sort of antiquated stereotype that
men have to stand at all.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I think you've stumped her.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
It's not the first normally the last time that I
break through some sort of glass ceiling old that the
fifties and sixties tried to cast me with.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
What did the Did you ever tell your family yet
that you did this?
Speaker 6 (20:05):
God?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
No, you didn't break it to him last night.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
I'm never tyler.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
All right, this will open us up. Pardon, this will
open us up where the kids will think it's okay
to then it's going to go off the rails. Thank
you talking, yes, Diane, Elliott thinks they're going to be
doing never never.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
All right, Um, let's go to totals. Let's go to
totals for yesterday. Well, you're doing a lot of typing Christmas.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
Well, the food just got here, so I.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Had to I'll stop the goddamn show.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
I had to tell them I'll come get it later. Okay, okay,
so you said the word, go to the bottom.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Go to the bottom, go to the metrics.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Oh, these look different than the first two days.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
And again, thank you to doctor Brantley Hall for allowing
us to be a part of this site.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Diane, Now what metrics this graph? Diane?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Oh okay, oh my.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
God, but she had activity.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Wait did you fart?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
No? No, the intensity it's not like the passage.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
What number? What number is it?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What? Because remember you you had it?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
You you showed intensity, but the intensity was like your
cat walked by you.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
What number did you get?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Did you blast one yesterday?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Diane? Apparently? So when was that?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
What time? Kristin? What time?
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Just go to the count?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
No, No, I got to know what time because if
it was during the show, I'm gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
No, it was eleven one amor pm am?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Were you in the car? Ew ew?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
How bad did it smell?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
If the record's right, that's your first fart in three days?
Was it loud? Was it loud?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Do you remember it?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Do you remember that? How do you not remember? Dian?
What's the intensity? Christian? What's the intensity? Is it like
a legit intensity?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
I can't wait for her metrics to be zero again.
And we find out her car backfire and that's where
it picked up.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
That's not even intensity. My intensity is up in the hundreds.
Oh that's a legit fart. That's a legit fart. Okay, Okay,
what was on metrics? Well, okay, here's where you kill
me again. Go to the metrics. Go to the metrics.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
The bottom latest count how much?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
How many flatuses did you have on Are you serious?
You had one?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yes, the tenth one. I'm in the tenth percentile.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
At eleven o'clock, you ripped.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
And that was it.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Sorry, I'm like Tyler, I wasn't intentionally likely suppressing.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
I was unintentionally I said, it was subconsciously, okay, whatever
I was.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Maybe it was a little.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Bit of both. And someone then said that maybe to
my approach. No, it's not. It's just my day to day.
She again, And that's the same reason I told you guys,
because you wanted to have chili and beans and all
of these foods.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I had level five chicken and broccoli for dinner last night.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
But spicing.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yeah yeah, I paid for it this morning, and so
did my flatus.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
So we just came to the conclusion that my lifestyle
may not be best suited for a flat as count.
Mine is, which is why yesterday I changed it.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
All right, mine is mine is?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Did you get back to day one numbers or were
you at day two numbers?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Because remember day one we did well, now christ did.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Great freaking rocket, but day two you were only in
the thirties. Yes, did you climb back up. I just
don't give me the number, but did you climb back up?
Speaker 7 (24:01):
It's higher than ye the day two?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah right, My day three was higher than my day
two because my day, my day one was thirty two.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
My day too was a eighteen eighteen.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
It was horrible. I was embarrassed. I was embarrassed to
show my face. And then yesterday I said a personal
best forty three. Yeah, my god, forty three. Yes, I
got up to forty three yesterday. My intensity was strong.
But even yesterday, remember I told you I was, I was,
(24:35):
I was.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Feeling it a little bit more.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
I think you miked one of them.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I want to get right up on it, which a
lot of people, a lot of people had said, don't
stop doing that.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
So I said that absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
All right, Christa before I get to your number, yeah,
how did you do?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Standing?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
So that was your date day when I was two two,
which were both nighttime creepers.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Day two remember it was just below the two marks.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
It was like, I guess one point.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh yeah, he got he got like a half fart
in it went and that was it.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
When we were talking yesterday, I said, wouldn't it be hilarious?
If I was like double digits and I was five
times the farder right standing to p.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Well, I am ten times.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
You got to twenty. I hit twenty flatst count.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
How's your intensity? How's your intensity? How's your intensity?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
High?
Speaker 5 (25:45):
I am the Christen Now okay, yes, did you have it.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Over thirty three points something percent of intensity?
Speaker 5 (25:55):
I just I've never looked at this graft or were
they just all air biscuits. I mean I'm up in
the three hundreds.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yes, that's audible.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
That's audible, and so dude, you want to make it also,
you want to Michael fart.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
So that's amazing. Quite the change.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I mean, it's half of what I did yesterday. But
that's amazing.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
But I'm not an animal.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
That is amazing. So I'm going right back to sitting today.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Ten times.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
That's great output.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
And it was all day long.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Oh yeah, it was spread.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, that's great. That's great.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Like your cheeks, fantastic, fantastic. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I can't know.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Just when we picked up.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Our phones, that's when I first saw that I hit
twenty y's.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That's awesome. That you must feel great.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Tom Wilson must have felt getting that hat from John Cooper.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
I still feel my normal baseline anxiety.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
So do you think make you feel more comfortable like
doing it?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
I just explained how much I hated having to stand.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
The no, but just in tuning in general.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
I think that's the reason my numbers so much higher.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Fantastic, fantastic. Now let me go over to the leader
in the clubhouse.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
So, yeah, you returned to form coming off of day two. Yes,
but not what you did day one correct? Day one
was amazingnety six, They just ninety two. They just kept
that's amazing, proud, amazing.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
Well, he's lucky, he's out of town.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
He so he left on Monday before we started, right
and comes back today to us being done right?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
But did you did you keep him abreast on deployment?
Speaker 8 (27:51):
And he doesn't comment and respond.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
No, I did.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I saw I high five Christian yesterday. What did you
get to yesterday?
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Not as high as I thought, but definitely I'm like, okay,
it'll be higher than day two.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Elliott.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
It was only at thirty eight you beat me.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I won day two. I won Day three?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, No, I didn't get into the nineties.
If I would have broke fifty I would have been
I would have been doing like.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Celebration laps like that would have been amazing. Wait, so
you only got to thirty eight.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Yeah, I felt myself even like wean off, But apparently
my chart says I wasn't because I was.
Speaker 8 (28:35):
Tooting away in my sleep at eleven. Eleven forty seven
was the last one.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
You know what I did learn about myself during this.
I am not an I am not a sleep farmer.
Like I had very few explosions at night.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
So you thought you would have been.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I have no idea. I have no clue I'm.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Saying going into this. You thought you would have done
it all night.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, I mean I do it all day, so not
all night. But I'm very low.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
I'm very, very very low on nighttime gas nighttime, but
sleeping gas.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
My intensity though yesterday I mean thirty three point eight.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
That's hot.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Wait, I gotta sleep mind, No.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
That's great.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
It probably was a little heated.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yeah, like my last big bomb. Oh you know what,
My last big bomb was twelve minutes after midnight, So
I let a good one go in the middle of
the night.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
So never mind, what's your number? Go?
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Up to though.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Wait my intensity number?
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Yeah on the chart.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Oh hold on, I gotta go back. I'll go quick,
I'll go quick.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Results three eighty got a girl.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
I may not have had as many yesterday, but the intensity.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Is made for.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
And now it's time to say goodbye.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
No, not yet.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
This may have been the speak of this again, this
may have been the greatest week ever.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
It really is, really is. This was tremendous.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
What happens in flatus?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
This was great. This was great.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
And again the part that you guys are forgetting. We're
gonna be in textbooks, not just us, but everybody who participates.
We're gonna be in our kids kids will know.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
It's a pretty amazing opportunity that we got to be
part of.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Absolutely no, I couldn't agree more. I couldn't agree. Go terpsright, Mike,
Now I will say this, you know that. What what
are you doing?
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Oh? My snaps are in my pocket. Oh I'm gonna
throw them out like guitar picks.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
So what are you guys doing? What do you guys doing?
Tell me you didn't wear that one?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
We're both of them. I hear your pants were down
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