July 1, 2026 âą 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you aware of the issue that's going on. I
don't think so between these two.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tyler and Kristen.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Oh, yes, I don't have a problem. Kristen has a problem.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Well, it seems like you have a problem with Kristen, well,
with her issue, So you have a problem with her problem? Yes, okay, Kristy,
can you can you ask Valerie to hold for one second?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Please? I had no idea. I had no like in
a legit fight.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Uh no, I don't think it's a legit fight. I
do believe it's a legit frustration. So I'm Tyler's part,
yes with Kristen. Yes, okay, So I had no although
Tyler will tell you Kristen's the one with the problem,
I have a problem, No, I had.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I walked in this morning. I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I walked into the studio and Kristen was in here,
and she was like Tyler's mad at me, and I
was like, oh why, and then she was like I'm
walking out.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
So then she walked out.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
So I was like, like in a huff, no, like
in her like strutway in.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
What is what is the problem you have with Kristen?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I thought we were done with this, but Kristin bought
me another inflatable Christmas in July. I guess, well, we're
halfway through the year.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Now the what was the Christen? What was the what?
What is the inflatable?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Well we have to celebrate the fourth, right, so I.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Went a little smaller for the fourth of July. It
is a dog.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
That looks similar to Meadow in my opinion, dressed up
in Fourth of July attire, so like it's an Uncle
Sam dog.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, Uncle Sam. Yeah, No, that sounds very nice.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
What I wanted to get, yes, was this massive eagle
on top of a rocket.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
But I thought he would be mad at me for
that already.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
By the way, it sounds like you should have gotten it.
I mean, if you go for it's coming, what's wrong?
But you like inflatables? No?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I told everyone I was done right And did I
not specify for the year?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But people think it was just for Christmas. No.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I think maybe people thought you were done putting up
inflatable Well it's let's be honest, it's not just for Christmas,
because don't you also have Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Inflatables?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I do not.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I thought there was something for Thanksgiving? Is it Halloween?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I do have an undertaker one. Oh, that's right, that's
what it is, and some pumpkins.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Right, okay, so it goes Halloween into Christmas.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, I leave it all up for Thanksgiving, yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, yeah, so they go up for Halloween and then
they stay up until mid January and then they come
down after the holidays.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
But maybe that's maybe that's what the confusion was.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Does Kristen hate money or hate me? Which one is it?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'll be honest, I've never have you ever purchased a
inflatable or are they all gifts?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Not purchased one? You know the one ones? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, right?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Oh no? And the gingerbread man and the Christmas tree.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Just a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
There's so tiny though. Could you imagine.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Expensive they can?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yes, I mean some of those gigantic ones, like god
knows what she spent on that deer.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It's the horse discount. Snowman is the one, the biggest
one she's ever purchased me. But it broke right. I
had to make up for it, seriously, seriously, with the
weather conditions and the strain on the power grid. Can
you imagine on Saturday if I have an inflatable going
(03:51):
in the front.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yard neighbors are in brown out right, But yeah, I
don't think the inflatable, Kristen. They're worried about running the power.
That's the issue.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You're literally telling people to lay off the grid and
respect that the constraints and think about this as you're
heading into a historic heat wave. And Kristin wants me
to put up the Uncle Sam dog and considered an
eagle on a rocket ship.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
But what if what if we do this? Like I
don't I don't know what the inflatable looks like. But
what if we do what is that called? Not not
like mesas mesa me mesas?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
What is that called? What is that called?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I don't know what you're trying to describe where it's
like miso soup.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh, I crushed them miso soup right now? No mesa
me mesa me missa?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Is that not a? Is that not a.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Speaking of like visa V or something?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
No, visa V is used in another context completely, But no,
what is the what is the Oh that's cute.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Okays, No, but I didn't blow it up. Ye.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
No, it's not inflat No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Out of the box through in the ground.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
So it's a little one.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
But is the dog positioned in a way that it
could hold a sign? Or could you put a sign
in front of back?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
He'll sit up on like he's when you tell a
dog to sit right and then.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
He or she whatever Tyler wants to name it does look.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Like meadow the right.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Well then it's a girl, yeah the no no.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
But what I was going to say is is can
you put a sign with the dog? Maybe it looks
like the dog is holding a sign that says we've
turned off.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
All the other power.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
No, so that way people don't think you're draining the grid.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
My house is at eighty two.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, we've killed all circuits but this one, so you
really would be limiting the power grid, but just running
the inflatable.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
What was it that your mom used to do in
the car with the windows up?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh, because my mom wanted everybody to think that we
were like the Rockefeller and that we had air conditioning.
So she would smoke in I'll passo when it's like
one hundred and thirty, but she wouldn't open the windows.
So she would keep the windows rolled up and we'd
get to a stop light and my mom would would
take a long drag off of Virginia slim and exhale
(06:17):
it into a cloud. Nobody could see her, and then
like nod to the person next to us.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Like I have air conditioning. What's up with kids in
the car in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, so that way, people thought, Oh, you know what,
look at look at it.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Look at how regal these people.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, she doesn't even crack the window to get the
smoke out of there.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
But anyway, I'm trying to see.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That just says like rest of house off inflatable on.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Is it called the Celebrate Americana Together dog?
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I don't know. I don't look at the names. I
want to find it. I got it a few months back.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
The oh really, so you were you were playing? That's
why you get at a discounties?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
The season is?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Can I ask you Walmart does have a dog that's
holding a sign? Please? Don't also get that for me?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, but you know what, who's who does all the signs?
Like who Jimmy's up? Are the signs?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
What signs?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
When like Josh is holding a sign up in the air,
everybody is this is this thing?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
But maybe maybe then they can make the sign that's cute.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I think that's cute on Instagram stories, I have it deflated,
but this here, it is inflated. Is that what it
looks like?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
There you go, that's America. That's happy fifty? Is there?
Can I ask another question?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Didn't?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
By the way, the what.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Does this say for?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
This is on eBay and you're three days ahead of
the big hell.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
So they're gouging.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, they're going to jump on whatnot?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Well?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Also sell it?
Speaker 6 (07:59):
What does your family think of it?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Honestly? Did you hide it from him?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's out. They saw it.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
The tyler was stomping on it like chips at Uncle Julio's.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I mean they're and I know I have children, but
they're kind of over the bit too. Chris. It's like
they it's not funny.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
No, you know what, you know what would be good?
Have your son? He's all into fishing. Yeah, hit it
with a hook.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
We're not gonna intentionally. I know their accusations will their
accusations about Frosty. I promise we did not break that
or rip o.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
No, no, but I was going to say a lot
of times you yell at me about being a bad
gift receiver. Yes, and you don't want you don't want
to wear that crown. So maybe once the weather breaks
on Saturday, so like Sunday, maybe you inflate it.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
And Kristen just sent me a very nice thank you
for a Christmas gift. I gave her that j Yeah,
I think you just redeemed it. It was a gift card.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter what was the But
that's nice.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Wait what it was?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
A knife?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yes? Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
You got Kristin a knife?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Now bring it to my house and stab theg.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Wait a minute. You bought Kristin a knife for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I got her a gift card to a place.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh she could get a knife, right, did you get
a knife?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
What kind of knife? Did you get?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
The apron?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Yes, it's camo. I didn't know it was coming with
the knife.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Wait, so did you just think you were getting.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Apron or did you know you were getting the knife?
Speaker 6 (09:55):
A knife?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Well, you can spend it on whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh no, but you got the knife, so the apron
thrown in with it?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Does the is it a skinning knife? Like? Is this
what Hoby used when he skinned Harold's cow?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:10):
So I have been collecting benchmade. It's the name brand.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Is that Is that a name brand of knife?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yes, but they have a cooking supply of like knives,
so this times.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh that's nice. So is it like a is it
like a cooking file at knife?
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Uh? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
The honestly, if you had this chef's knife and your kitchen,
you'd be like, what's up with this person preparing my meal?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Menino gave me a knife once and I swear to
god it's about this long.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Oh my god. For the kitchen, it's like a sword.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
No, like I pull it out like if we're doing
something and people look and go like, oh my god,
he's gonna he's going on a spree like something's wrong.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yes, from Edgeworth's Knife and Supply and Frederick that's nice
bench made. Oh wait, cheaf knife and heavy duty camo
aprons really heavy. Oh you can also get X rays
while you're in it.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Lots of pockets you know.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
For organs and whatnotts. Well, they're both yours for life.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Thanks, yours is a lifetime of little inflatable meadow.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Don't already have a dog. You know it's bad when
you can't. How many you have, well, I know I
don't have an independent stage.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Oh that's what I was going to ask. Thank you
for saying that is independence. Stay a big, a big
time for inflatables.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I thought not. I told you there's a house.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
It just takes one in the neighborhood to start the tread.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
There's there's a house in our neighborhood that has Marty
Gras inflatables.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Though, yeah, I've seen is it the one? Is it?
Honest question?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Because this is one of the ones that I've seen
and I can't remember what it is, but it is.
It's like a it's it's it's it's a it's a
woman who's like dressed up in all Marty Grass stuff
and it's not explicit, but she's holding like the bottom
of her shirt like she's getting ready to pull it on.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I know I haven't seen that one, but that's funny.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Yeah, where they don't see inflatable titties, they.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Have like I think it actually has the words like
Marty Gras and it'll have like a kincake with the
candles on it and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Kristin Kristen, someone just sent me the one you considered.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Isn't it cool?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
On the rocket on the screen.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
I wanted to get it so bad.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
The holy Yes, I know.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Oh my god, I thought he would be mad.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I thought they well also if he he might not
be able to see his house. And look at that,
Look at the size of that.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And it's got her favorite thing to say.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
God bless America.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
Yes, sir, killer.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Sweet bandana. And why does the eagle have human legs?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Those are because it's it's sitting on a rocket.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Of course it's gotta.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Have human If they were spindling, it would look funny.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Does this one snowman? Does this one have a song
at plays? Whoa?
Speaker 6 (13:24):
What would it say? Born in the USA?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Or Lee Greenwood?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I help it sleek Greenwood, I hear that. But for
as misunderstood as the Springsteen SONGA is the neighbors may
out of Just like Principal stab it put a hole
in it if it was playing Born in the USA.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
All right, well you know what. You know what I'm
gonna get you. Now, I know what I'm getting you
for Christmas. I'm gonna get you and Edgewater knife to
stable your inflatables.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I also like how the eagle is saluting.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
It does say it's easy to set up, though.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I don't see song. I got in seven carts dazzling
led lights. There's a light on the dog one right, No,
that's good, that's good.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Doesn't it just scream the fourth of July?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
It does, Kristin, you're right, you're right, scream something.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Also a little bit no, a lot of bit white trash.
So that's in there. Also all right, very good?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
But now does everybody feel better that we've gotten it out?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Listen? It was Kristin, who knows what it's like. It's
like a grenade. She came in here. I didn't say
anything this morning. I didn't express frustration with her. I didn't.
Did you acknowledge disappointed? You know how I am in
the morning. I don't talk to anybody.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Right.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
She came in and she was the one who just
announced he's angry with me.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I always tell you every morning, good morning, Tyler. But
today I said hi, Tyler, and he shook his head
at me.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
That's why I knew he was mad.
Are you aware of the issue that's going on. I
don't think so between these two.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tyler and Kristen.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Oh, yes, I don't have a problem. Kristen has a problem.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Well, it seems like you have a problem with Kristen, well,
with her issue, So you have a problem with her problem? Yes, okay, Kristy,
can you can you ask Valerie to hold for one second?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Please? I had no idea. I had no like in
a legit fight.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Uh no, I don't think it's a legit fight. I
do believe it's a legit frustration. So I'm Tyler's part,
yes with Kristen. Yes, okay, So I had no although
Tyler will tell you Kristen's the one with the problem,
I have a problem, No, I had.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I walked in this morning. I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I walked into the studio and Kristen was in here,
and she was like Tyler's mad at me, and I
was like, oh why, and then she was like I'm
walking out.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
So then she walked out.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
So I was like, like in a huff, no, like
in her like strutway in.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
What is what is the problem you have with Kristen?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I thought we were done with this, but Kristin bought
me another inflatable Christmas in July. I guess, well, we're
halfway through the year.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Now the what was the Christen? What was the what?
What is the inflatable?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Well we have to celebrate the fourth, right, so I.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Went a little smaller for the fourth of July. It
is a dog.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
That looks similar to Meadow in my opinion, dressed up
in Fourth of July attire, so like it's an Uncle
Sam dog.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, Uncle Sam. Yeah, No, that sounds very nice.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
What I wanted to get, yes, was this massive eagle
on top of a rocket.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
But I thought he would be mad at me for
that already.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
By the way, it sounds like you should have gotten it.
I mean, if you go for it's coming, what's wrong?
But you like inflatables? No?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I told everyone I was done right And did I
not specify for the year?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But people think it was just for Christmas. No.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I think maybe people thought you were done putting up
inflatable Well it's let's be honest, it's not just for Christmas,
because don't you also have Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Inflatables?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I do not.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I thought there was something for Thanksgiving? Is it Halloween?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I do have an undertaker one. Oh, that's right, that's
what it is, and some pumpkins.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Right, okay, so it goes Halloween into Christmas.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, I leave it all up for Thanksgiving, yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, yeah, so they go up for Halloween and then
they stay up until mid January and then they come
down after the holidays.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
But maybe that's maybe that's what the confusion was.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Does Kristen hate money or hate me? Which one is it?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'll be honest, I've never have you ever purchased a
inflatable or are they all gifts?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Not purchased one? You know the one ones? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, right?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Oh no? And the gingerbread man and the Christmas tree.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Just a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
There's so tiny though. Could you imagine.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Expensive they can?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yes, I mean some of those gigantic ones, like god
knows what she spent on that deer.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It's the horse discount. Snowman is the one, the biggest
one she's ever purchased me. But it broke right. I
had to make up for it, seriously, seriously, with the
weather conditions and the strain on the power grid. Can
you imagine on Saturday if I have an inflatable going
(03:51):
in the front.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yard neighbors are in brown out right, But yeah, I
don't think the inflatable, Kristen. They're worried about running the power.
That's the issue.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You're literally telling people to lay off the grid and
respect that the constraints and think about this as you're
heading into a historic heat wave. And Kristin wants me
to put up the Uncle Sam dog and considered an
eagle on a rocket ship.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
But what if what if we do this? Like I
don't I don't know what the inflatable looks like. But
what if we do what is that called? Not not
like mesas mesa me mesas?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
What is that called? What is that called?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I don't know what you're trying to describe where it's
like miso soup.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh, I crushed them miso soup right now? No mesa
me mesa me missa?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Is that not a? Is that not a.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Speaking of like visa V or something?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
No, visa V is used in another context completely, But no,
what is the what is the Oh that's cute.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Okays, No, but I didn't blow it up. Ye.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
No, it's not inflat No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Out of the box through in the ground.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
So it's a little one.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
But is the dog positioned in a way that it
could hold a sign? Or could you put a sign
in front of back?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
He'll sit up on like he's when you tell a
dog to sit right and then.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
He or she whatever Tyler wants to name it does look.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Like meadow the right.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Well then it's a girl, yeah the no no.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
But what I was going to say is is can
you put a sign with the dog? Maybe it looks
like the dog is holding a sign that says we've
turned off.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
All the other power.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
No, so that way people don't think you're draining the grid.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
My house is at eighty two.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, we've killed all circuits but this one, so you
really would be limiting the power grid, but just running
the inflatable.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
What was it that your mom used to do in
the car with the windows up?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh, because my mom wanted everybody to think that we
were like the Rockefeller and that we had air conditioning.
So she would smoke in I'll passo when it's like
one hundred and thirty, but she wouldn't open the windows.
So she would keep the windows rolled up and we'd
get to a stop light and my mom would would
take a long drag off of Virginia slim and exhale
(06:17):
it into a cloud. Nobody could see her, and then
like nod to the person next to us.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Like I have air conditioning. What's up with kids in
the car in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, so that way, people thought, Oh, you know what,
look at look at it.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Look at how regal these people.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, she doesn't even crack the window to get the
smoke out of there.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
But anyway, I'm trying to see.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That just says like rest of house off inflatable on.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Is it called the Celebrate Americana Together dog?
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I don't know. I don't look at the names. I
want to find it. I got it a few months back.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
The oh really, so you were you were playing? That's
why you get at a discounties?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
The season is?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Can I ask you Walmart does have a dog that's
holding a sign? Please? Don't also get that for me?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, but you know what, who's who does all the signs?
Like who Jimmy's up? Are the signs?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
What signs?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
When like Josh is holding a sign up in the air,
everybody is this is this thing?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
But maybe maybe then they can make the sign that's cute.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I think that's cute on Instagram stories, I have it deflated,
but this here, it is inflated. Is that what it
looks like?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
There you go, that's America. That's happy fifty? Is there?
Can I ask another question?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Didn't?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
By the way, the what.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Does this say for?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
This is on eBay and you're three days ahead of
the big hell.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
So they're gouging.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, they're going to jump on whatnot?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Well?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Also sell it?
Speaker 6 (07:59):
What does your family think of it?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Honestly? Did you hide it from him?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's out. They saw it.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
The tyler was stomping on it like chips at Uncle Julio's.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I mean they're and I know I have children, but
they're kind of over the bit too. Chris. It's like
they it's not funny.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
No, you know what, you know what would be good?
Have your son? He's all into fishing. Yeah, hit it
with a hook.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
We're not gonna intentionally. I know their accusations will their
accusations about Frosty. I promise we did not break that
or rip o.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
No, no, but I was going to say a lot
of times you yell at me about being a bad
gift receiver. Yes, and you don't want you don't want
to wear that crown. So maybe once the weather breaks
on Saturday, so like Sunday, maybe you inflate it.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
And Kristen just sent me a very nice thank you
for a Christmas gift. I gave her that j Yeah,
I think you just redeemed it. It was a gift card.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter what was the But
that's nice.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Wait what it was?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
A knife?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yes? Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
You got Kristin a knife?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Now bring it to my house and stab theg.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Wait a minute. You bought Kristin a knife for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I got her a gift card to a place.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh she could get a knife, right, did you get
a knife?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
What kind of knife? Did you get?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
The apron?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Yes, it's camo. I didn't know it was coming with
the knife.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Wait, so did you just think you were getting.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Apron or did you know you were getting the knife?
Speaker 6 (09:55):
A knife?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Well, you can spend it on whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh no, but you got the knife, so the apron
thrown in with it?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Does the is it a skinning knife? Like? Is this
what Hoby used when he skinned Harold's cow?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:10):
So I have been collecting benchmade. It's the name brand.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Is that Is that a name brand of knife?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yes, but they have a cooking supply of like knives,
so this times.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh that's nice. So is it like a is it
like a cooking file at knife?
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Uh? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
The honestly, if you had this chef's knife and your kitchen,
you'd be like, what's up with this person preparing my meal?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Menino gave me a knife once and I swear to
god it's about this long.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Oh my god. For the kitchen, it's like a sword.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
No, like I pull it out like if we're doing
something and people look and go like, oh my god,
he's gonna he's going on a spree like something's wrong.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yes, from Edgeworth's Knife and Supply and Frederick that's nice
bench made. Oh wait, cheaf knife and heavy duty camo
aprons really heavy. Oh you can also get X rays
while you're in it.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Lots of pockets you know.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
For organs and whatnotts. Well, they're both yours for life.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Thanks, yours is a lifetime of little inflatable meadow.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Don't already have a dog. You know it's bad when
you can't. How many you have, well, I know I
don't have an independent stage.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Oh that's what I was going to ask. Thank you
for saying that is independence. Stay a big, a big
time for inflatables.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I thought not. I told you there's a house.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
It just takes one in the neighborhood to start the tread.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
There's there's a house in our neighborhood that has Marty
Gras inflatables.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Though, yeah, I've seen is it the one? Is it?
Honest question?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Because this is one of the ones that I've seen
and I can't remember what it is, but it is.
It's like a it's it's it's it's a it's a
woman who's like dressed up in all Marty Grass stuff
and it's not explicit, but she's holding like the bottom
of her shirt like she's getting ready to pull it on.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I know I haven't seen that one, but that's funny.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Yeah, where they don't see inflatable titties, they.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Have like I think it actually has the words like
Marty Gras and it'll have like a kincake with the
candles on it and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Kristin Kristen, someone just sent me the one you considered.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Isn't it cool?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
On the rocket on the screen.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
I wanted to get it so bad.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
The holy Yes, I know.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Oh my god, I thought he would be mad.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I thought they well also if he he might not
be able to see his house. And look at that,
Look at the size of that.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And it's got her favorite thing to say.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
God bless America.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
Yes, sir, killer.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Sweet bandana. And why does the eagle have human legs?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Those are because it's it's sitting on a rocket.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Of course it's gotta.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Have human If they were spindling, it would look funny.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Does this one snowman? Does this one have a song
at plays? Whoa?
Speaker 6 (13:24):
What would it say? Born in the USA?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Or Lee Greenwood?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I help it sleek Greenwood, I hear that. But for
as misunderstood as the Springsteen SONGA is the neighbors may
out of Just like Principal stab it put a hole
in it if it was playing Born in the USA.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
All right, well you know what. You know what I'm
gonna get you. Now, I know what I'm getting you
for Christmas. I'm gonna get you and Edgewater knife to
stable your inflatables.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I also like how the eagle is saluting.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
It does say it's easy to set up, though.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I don't see song. I got in seven carts dazzling
led lights. There's a light on the dog one right, No,
that's good, that's good.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Doesn't it just scream the fourth of July?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
It does, Kristin, you're right, you're right, scream something.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Also a little bit no, a lot of bit white trash.
So that's in there. Also all right, very good?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
But now does everybody feel better that we've gotten it out?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Listen? It was Kristin, who knows what it's like. It's
like a grenade. She came in here. I didn't say
anything this morning. I didn't express frustration with her. I didn't.
Did you acknowledge disappointed? You know how I am in
the morning. I don't talk to anybody.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Right.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
She came in and she was the one who just
announced he's angry with me.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I always tell you every morning, good morning, Tyler. But
today I said hi, Tyler, and he shook his head
at me.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
That's why I knew he was mad.
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