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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are we doing it now?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is really thrown together. Yesterday my guitar center thing
was very well produced.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Right, that's okay, I mean it won't be hard for
me to just answer a bunch of things.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
And call it a day. How many? Yeah? Wait, friends,
it's not the game. It's just headphones. Bring them. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
No, remember those don't work, so you don't need that
phones he's giving you.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
This is okay. Well, I don't know. Kristen's asking me
if she needs headphones. No, I don't know. I'm not Kristen,
but you don't know what I am.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
No, pad, I'm gonna beat Kristen, is what I'm gonna do?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
The friends? Oh what I was gonna do? The friends?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
What are you doing writing down scoring?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
One that was going to be this way?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Nailed it all? Right? Here we go?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Is that that has nothing to do with this up
upcoming game?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
The okay? I mean, by the way, I don't even
know what the rules are for the game.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We really hesitate to call it a game.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
This test, it's quiz.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's a pop quiz, right, And I did not get
to independently verify all of these, so they might be wrong.
I'm hoping they're not. Literally in the last When did
we mention the Seinfeld Chronicles less than ten minutes ago?
That's the time I've had to put this together.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Can I make one correction? Though we did not? I did.
We didn't say that. I got that one right.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
So I guess the name I'm going to give you
was either the production title, working title, pilot episode.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
By what it was known. Boss settled.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
No, I can't or even I have to throw this
out here because I know one of these is like this,
or even a series that got retooled to become that bother.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Do I know it?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
We're gonna find out.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, No, But is it a famous series?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I knew it once I read it. I don't know
if the top of my head I could have recalled this.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
But I don't get for the real name. I'm giving
you the common name I'm giving.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You you wouldn't say just using one that's been out there.
You're not gonna say Seinfeld. And then we have to
get the Seinfeld Chronicles. You're gonna say the Seinfeld Chronicles
or six of us and.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Then I twice. Now, by the way, it doesn't matter,
I don't have to get that part right. But I
did get friends, right, and I did get Seinfeld.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You did get friends or friends?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
How many are there?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Twelve?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Twelve? Wait, so I gotta get seven?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I thought a dozen was good.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, it's great. I said you can do one hundred.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But Diane's saying that she doesn't believe she was thinking
of Ellen when she threw one out there.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
No, not at all.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, No, I mean, listen, Diane's gonna make a lot
of We're gonna we're getting ready to see.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Diane's gonna make a lot of mistakes.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, Well, you seem pretty confident.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I am.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I am to confident when you lost yesterday.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
There is a desperation in the air.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yes, yes, look at him. He's all like Nancy and
amped up. I'm like, God, sit in your chair, you know,
like a She stands there like a toddler.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Ali McBeal, I'm sorry, what wasn't there a baby in
the dancing top?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Baby had nothing to do with the title.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I'm thinking of TV shows though, I'm just showing you
every I'm so locked in.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I'm so locked.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Tom's worried because this sounds thrown together and made up.
He listens closely, But you're not yelling at Kristin to
sit down.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
He's not bothering me.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Also, there's no chairs available, and I never sit when
I come in right.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Also, I'm not bothering you either.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah. A lot of people think this is all about
Elliott just being mad about his loss.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Those people can think whatever they want. You know what,
they're not my brain?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
A hundred.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, but they're not my brain. What am I thinking
right now?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Elliott?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
You're talking faster than you normally did.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah, it's like, calm down either from yesterday.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I'm in control of my own reaction.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Are you the no?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
No, But what you aren't remembering is it's not like,
for example, if if Tyler were to say the Seinfeld
chronicles right, the answer is what Seinfeld right?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
If you say Sun failed, well, that takes a long time.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I could just go Seinfeld. That's why I'm talking quickly.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Can I then say I'm sorry, but doctor art Elene,
you've been bumped. We're not going to use you for
this segment. We loved you, people enjoyed your time. But
speed is the name of the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
No, and he is slow. He's not slow. Climbing forty
seven flights is fair?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Friends?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay, are we ready to go?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, I'm sat.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Thirty six.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
That's that's the pilot. Are you saying that?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Are you just saying it?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh my god, No, that's question number.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Can I guess?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Well, that's the kind of dat.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Okay, doctor, you're back round.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Jesus Christen.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Sorry, he's going twenty five miles normal, Right, I'm still
catching up.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Thirty six. Wait, do you have a guess? Yeah, we'll
say it.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Third Ride from the Sun incorrect?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Are you counting?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Elliott?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I'm doing math, I'm doing I'm doing I don't know
the show?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
What do you?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
What are you looking at?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Because something just came into my head and I'm going
to guess it.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Thirty something.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Incorrect.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
That's a show. I've never heard of it.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
It's probably Before You're Born.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Ooh.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Diane's a big Timothy Bussfield fan.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
But this kind of frees me up to kind of
relax and get a good answer here.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Thirty six.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
We're all working with the same clue.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I'm good. A party of five.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
This is us, oh six come from.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That's what's the name of the show.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Okay, where the triplet?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yes, there's thirty six of them.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
No, they were turning six.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Oh I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yes, there's thirty six babies.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
If you've never seen the show, you don't know. By
the way, more than thirty six babies have been born
since we got on the air this morning.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
So there, all right. I hope the second one goes better. Okay,
that was only the first one.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Only ninety nine more to go.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
This is gonna maybe Instead of the quiz, I described
it as feel like the SATs.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
All right, here we go, here we go, Here we go,
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Surgeons. Er did you all say er? Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Only one of us said it first?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
So who was first to be wrong?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Dang it, Well I'm not guessing another one.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Well we can't.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
We all use our guests a show in somebody's head,
raise anatomy, dude?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
What was it originally called? Doctors?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Nurses? Surgeons? He just said it like ten seconds ago.
That's my favorite game show.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
This morning. On the Today Show, which doctor Euleen was
the former medical correspondent, they gave Hugh Jackman a sweater
that said WOLVERI the number three teenage wasteland.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Oh, what the heck is a show called that's seventy show?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's right, So.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Lot of those people getting like high.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
That's twice in two days. We're christ I think this
is the.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
First time I'm ahead of the two of them.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Never let both of them keep coming, keep on coming,
because yesterday, yesterday she was leading you.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, but then she fell behind.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That is true. That third yesterday, that's three.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
That's it, all right, Here we go, Here.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
We go Lenny Penny and Kenny.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, I know it. I know Laverna Shirley, what Pennie Marshall?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Letny Leny South Park?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
No, that is dumb.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
I only know there's a Kenny.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well now she's freed up.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, thinking, oh that's what that looks. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You're not even gonna take a guess.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Part of five?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
No, there's three.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Who cares?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Big bang theory?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
That is right? That from.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
The girls.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yes, wow, because Kenny I've never seen a show. I've
never seen the show Kenny Kenny was Keenny Penny is
a what's a blondeche?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
What's your name?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Katie C.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Kenny was originally the Sheldon character's name.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Okay, yeah, what did I guess mine was good.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Because of Lenny and Squiggy.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Are we keeping score?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's one one one now, yes, Seinfeld.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
That was not a question.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Okay, Kristen has one, I have one, you have a zero?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Friends?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
All right, here we go, Slayer, Buffy the vampire Slayer.
That's correct.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Yeah, oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Does Elliot have a little inside knowledge?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
All right, I'll tie it one.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh, pillow talk.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Ready? Yeah, good morning, Miss Bliss.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Good morning, Miss Bliss.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
You know this. I know this. God damn it, I
know this.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Good morning, Miss Bliss. Good morning, Miss Bliss.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Stay by the Bell?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
That is correct.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
How do you know that?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Culture was that like the Secretary?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
You don't know, Save by the Bell.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
It was on in the mornings before school.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
So that was the original show.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yes, change and then they brought in like Zach and.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Well I think that I think marphl. Gossler was a
part of Good Morning, Miss Bliss.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Yeah, but then they started to focus on like Dufton
Diamond and Mario Lopez right right.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Some pointive granted all right to one one.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
House of Sisters, Golden Girls, No.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Sisters, mm hmm, House of Sisters.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh you're out.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Oh I know what it is. I know what it is.
I know what it is. I got it easy.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Kristen full House. No, that's a good guess.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It really isn't.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
They're all sisters.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
No, they're not, Diane.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
She's checking her butt.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah, my butt's empty. I got nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Charmed.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
You knew that.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yes, yes, they're all sisters.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
She said charmed, and you went charmed.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
It's because he's getting very nervous.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
I know.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
I couldn't even tell you who's in that charmed?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yes you can, nope, yes, yeah, Shannon, Yeah, of course
she was. It was Brandon's sister.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What's Lizzie thinking? Lizzie Maguire correct.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Oh no, oh no, it's two two one one two.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
That was very sob No, that was two two seven
never mind.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Oh my god, I gotta keep.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
The mind sharp.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, Persten, is this the first time you've scored two
points in a game?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Maybe? Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yes, and you're in the leaded.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Get ready to fall behind?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Hashtag five six?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Are you ready for the next?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Nowhere lost? That is right, so let me ask elliot
with only three left to go?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Right? Wait, hold on, what's the score?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Three two one?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Oh, I got to get all three.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You were acting as if all you wanted to do
was beat Diane. This could end in you losing.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
To look at this sleeper, This could also end on
a win. Go ahead, you know what. It'll be called
one of the greatest comfort behind victories of all time.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Ravens Oh, I have two guesses. I have two guesses.
Who I have two guesses?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Are you gonna give us one of them? Are you
nervous that that'll give away the answer?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Well, if I say one, it's gonna put everybody at
the other one.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
So I'm being very careful. I'm being guarded. I'm being guarded, and.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I'm looking at two people catching flies with their mouths.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Who are beating you?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh, Diane, why are you putting your hand up? You
know that's not the rules. Are you gonna say? Go?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
That's so Raven?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
What a horrible guess that?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
No it's not.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Disney Channel get him.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
You know it'll be great when he reveals in a
moment that was one of his success No, no.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
It's not, it's not. I'm trying to remember what my
my first one was.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
I have a guess, but I think it's wrong.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
But I can tell you it is.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I'm gonna say it the show Coach. That is incorrect,
I think, but I'm like, that was before the Ravens
became the Ravens.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh God, luckily you can't lose points, Ellie.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I can't remember what my first guess was.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Now, because the other one was that so raven.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
No no, no, no, no no, it's because it was coach.
You gotta take a stab at it.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to the wire.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
No one tree Hill.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Oh, nobody wouldn't have got that.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Nobody would at least mine made sense Like Baltimore Based
two left, I can tie it.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
House of Comics, full House, No, okay.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Last comic standing.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
It's full house.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
You're kidding that?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Go go Kristen for Kristen one? Yes?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Well yes, here.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Four to what? Why don't you dance like Elliott dances?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
No?
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Because I have.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I have to, tye, Diane, Can.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I can we focus more on Christen?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Ever? W Yes, she just got her first point yesterday.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
That's not.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Maybe that's right. I guess, I guess. I guess. It
doesn't dawn on me that you've never had that duel before.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Elliott. Don't be mean about it.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Being mean. I just I know what that feeling is.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Many times you sound like a poor sport.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
No, not at all. No, I'm happy.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Oh look at you.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I'm happy. I'm not happy. I lost. No, I didn't.
I didn't decide to play so I could lose.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
So I'm not allowed to.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
You can, Yeah, you can play spoiler No, she blocked Diane.
Well no, Diane has a point more than yes.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, but I'll get one.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
There's only one left.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, yeah, No, I got tied, Diane. This will hurt.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Remember it was your idea, yes to do that.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Not really, Diane kind of pushed me into it.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Diane, get away to the song place friends beat you?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
All right, come on, come on, come on, focus, focus
mon talk. What are you doing? Oh I know where
mon talk is. It's the end of Long Island, that's
what you're whispering. Yeah, count.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Like Diane is in one of the situations where you
come with the game and if she doesn't get it,
if you don't get it, you lose to both of them.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
He's raising her hand.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
I want Tyler to see that my hand is up.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Okay, well then just say it. You don't have to
put your hand up like for somebody. You want a game,
you act like you don't know how to play it.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
He's angry, now, he's angry.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
I've accepted it a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Really since yesterday?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Is it Dawson's Creek?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
No, that doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Settle in, people, We're gonna have to wait this out.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Come on. Oh, I'm sorry if you don't have your guest,
I don't have a guest.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Okay, are you out? There's the mon talk monster?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
God? Okay, how long? This is worse than when I
was eating a peanut butter cup. People don't want to
hear that.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I have one guess and I know it's not right.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Well, if Diane again pulls one out of thin air
and you didn't shout yours right, you're gonna regret not guessing.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Oh I'm going to guess. I'm hoping Diane guesses mine
and is told wrong.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
I don't even have a guess. I really don't.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
You can't think of any TV show that's ever been
on the air at any.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Point that's better than saying nothing.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
I don't even have good reasoning.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
It doesn't matter. May look at a half a Christian's answers.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
You in a queen over here, go ahead, it's niche
summer house.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
No, oh, thank god? Oh you already wag h North
Carolina by the way.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Well sorry, taking a seat.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
You didn't win again.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
He's going to now just keep us on air until
he thinks.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, no, no, no, well no, I'm not going to think of it.
I'm not going to think.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I have no idea what it is, so I'm just
trying to use common sense, reasoning.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Mon talk.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
It's the end of Long Island. It's the tip of
Long Island. It's the end of Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Is there? Aw called the end? Nope, don't do that.
I don't know. I have no guess. It's New York something,
New York something and MYPD blue Faxy Nope ANDYP blue.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Which one's your guest?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
M MYPD blue? What was it?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Taxi?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Was it really? No?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Stranger Things?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Darn it.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I only saw the finale.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Thought Diane would come up with that one.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
So Kristen has four, right the winner? I have two
and you have one.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I had one. That's it a twelve Seinfeld?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
No, come on, Kristen won her first ever game.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's good. That's good. That's how I
feel most.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Of the time.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I've done my sentence.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
You know what the best part is. But crush, she
ain't got headphones so you can't hear. You think we're
all just sitting here with dead air like we did
for each question. Sometimes those those are.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Dian's all right, very good, congratulations for Christen.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
This moment is massive. I know a little only Kristen,
but also Sarah. She cursed you, Sarah Howison.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Ah, all right, give me a quick break.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Someone sounds a little hurt.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
All right, We're just we're just gonna take a break.