A fiery, sarcastic breakdown of the tariff debate, calling out the contradictions in political messaging. Using humor, pop-culture nods, and a “speak to me like I’m a child or a golden retriever” refrain, this segment skewers the claim that “Americans don’t pay tariffs” by pointing out why those same tariffs are now being lifted to reduce consumer costs. With echoes of Margin Call and a dash of MAGA-floor theatrics, the rant lands as another “told you so” moment in the ongoing fight over trade, truth, and economic reality.