A blistering, Orwellian takedown of Congress’s latest move to carve out legal privileges exclusively for itself. Framed through the iconic line from Animal Farm—“All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others”—this segment exposes how a quiet provision slipped into a Veterans Day funding bill grants U.S. senators a powerful new right to sue the federal government if their data is seized without notice. Meanwhile, ordinary Americans—including veterans harmed by federal officials—remain barred from similar recourse. With real-world cases, sharp moral critique, and a sense of constitutional betrayal, this commentary reveals how power protects itself while preaching accountability.