HR. 1 - Frustrated Sergio

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
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to video message number twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm like a dog in heat.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I woke up yesterday morning with a spring US to
start later, please, I could never know what the day
was us FDA listen up.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
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number one. We just grabbed every key demogram. Yeah, super duper.
That's nice. Fight a go nitogay.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yes, boy, that is good news. It is the thirteenth
day of April twenty twenty sixth. Good morning, everybody. Welcome
to the part of Morning show on a Monday. Here
we are yesterday was summer, not spring. Summer. We skipped
spring completely, but we'll be back to spring today as
the rain begins. Lots to get to on today's show,
and of course we've got Ben Belieber and Michel Michael
Mussman and a cast o on thousands. We'll talk about

(00:49):
the Masters and much much more. Let's get started with
some comedy here Shing Wang comedy on a Monday morning,
one hundred morning. So come on in. I'm glad you're
here when.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
This kid's on the scene, the hang will be less predictable.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Things happen the other day. I'm at my friend's house.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's a bunch of bros having beers from the fire
pit in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
It's a fun, silly time.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's why I don't know where no contact. Your kids
just run up on you and they hit you with
the question about science in front of everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Now it's quiet.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Now my friend is struggling to explain how the moon works.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm nervous for him.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
I know he know we listening too. We would like
to know as well. That's a good question. Hey, why
is it like that?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
We don't know the answer, but we actively judging his response,
you know, because when your friend explains stuff to the kids,
sometimes they.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Have to dumb it down.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
But then sometimes you realize, oh no, my friend is dumb.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Fer slide is wet, and bip is on your side.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
You hear the distance under this.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Laden and then you stray.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
Away not to take it to the time.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
The Power Trip Money Joe Monday, April thirteen, of twenty
twenty six.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
On Corey Cove. That's Christey, that's meat sauce. Paul Lambert Pitcher, Zach.

Speaker 8 (03:17):
Halverson and look at this point, is Gorge just gonna
quit his uh job with fan Duel and just work here,
work golf tournaments and just make our money.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Thinks what I think? It's what you said. What's just
printing money?

Speaker 6 (03:34):
Man?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I picked an I don't even remember five or six
something like that.

Speaker 8 (03:38):
I think everybody just assumed, oh, Roy's not going back
to back, and gorg thought, well otherwise, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
And now he's rich. Yes, anyway, two hundred dollars, I'm
not doing that.

Speaker 9 (03:49):
Two hundred dollars has only one four the last five.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
I think it's three of the last five, and he's
pushed the other two. According to power Trip Bets, unbelievable printing. Yeah,
good for him printing money.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Rory almost blew it right.

Speaker 8 (04:04):
I think everybody realizes again that no thirty six hole
lead is safe, even if it is the largest in
master's history.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Rory coughed it up right. He lost the lead. There
were about five guys that had a shot on Sunday,
and then when it was all said and done, it
was still Rory.

Speaker 9 (04:20):
When he fell back. I think he was two or
three back on Sunday. I'm like, man, he can't do
it again. There's no way. And then everybody felt the pressure.
Justin Rose fell apart Cam Young. I think Pard almost
every hole. I don't think he had a lot of birdies.
And it was it was unbelievable to watch Rory get

(04:42):
up and down again and win that again, and just
I mean it was sweet.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Man. I love Rory. I love that he won. I
wish I'd taken him, but it was sweet to see
him win. Got a cold going, got allergies, dying. I
don't know what are you dying? He walked in, said
he was dying. Yeah, he might not make it through
the show. No, I'll make it. But I don't know
what's right. It's that's your deal. I know you don't
think it is that. Yeah, I know it is. It's ours.
It was one hundred thousand degrees yesterday. Ye ready for one?

(05:08):
Two hit too hot? Sick of it? Yeah? We need snow,
snow and Christmas?

Speaker 9 (05:14):
Yeah and pre season football and football that's right around
the corner, hogs.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
That's like four months we got. Well, the draft is
like next week.

Speaker 9 (05:21):
Yeah, man, that'll be great. Everybody who I sent the
email to is in, so that'll be fun.

Speaker 8 (05:26):
Hey, I say something that's borderline preposterous statement for twenty
twenty six when it comes to the draft.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, oh hell yeah?

Speaker 7 (05:31):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Is it just miroird? Does nobody seem to care this year? Oh?
I just don't think you're running with cool people.

Speaker 8 (05:38):
But I'm saying, like even on Sports Center and stuff like,
it just feels like the draft is fading, which is
I don't know, like it's gotten bigger and bigger bigger
over the years, But there's something about this draft, maybe
because it's like one guy that everybody knows and almost
no one else that anybody knows. It just seems like
the interest level for this draft is lower than in
previous years. I think by a significant amount.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
But rod Out, you're hanging out with boob Tube and
clap Trap too much. WOA they don't talk draft? No,
and I I.

Speaker 8 (06:09):
Did tell myself to stop spending time with them. You
did with who the morale drains? They really are?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Clap Trap? Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (06:17):
I just feel like this year people don't seem to
care as much as in past years.

Speaker 9 (06:22):
You're not wrong, thanks, because the first pick everybody has
known that was going to be the first pick since
like November. There isn't another quarterback. There isn't that bit
where like, hey, is this guy gonna go first, or
is this guy gonna go first?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
There's not that bit.

Speaker 9 (06:39):
There's not like a dominant defensive player going right behind them.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
And I guess I'm not even necessarily talking about the storylines,
although I think that has something to do with that.
I'm just talking about, like the national coverage seems that
it's like at a three, yeah, when it's normally at
this point like a nine.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
It's ramping up. I feel like they're ok. The drafts
in like a week and a half.

Speaker 8 (07:02):
Normally it's like, oh my god, it's the draft.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
We're almost there. Now it's like, hey, drafts next Thursday.
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (07:09):
I feel like they're they're I don't know, not all
in this. I can't wait for it.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
You are definitely one of those that are all in
on the draft. I get when When where is the draft? Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh.
Somebody asked me this weekend. I could not remember for
the life of me, Pittsburgh, Sylvania. My dad wanted to
talk draft with.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
You, you said, somebody asked you.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I assumed it was oh, no, no, no, it was
not your dad. I don't remember who it was either.
I'm losing it, that's all right. Somebody asked me. I
couldn't remember. It was a clap Traft, remember was. I
don't hang out with clap Trap because I don't want
to talk about the draft. Yeah. Yeah, they've moved on. Man,
do I get a lot a lot of suggested videos
from Facebook of girls with huge rocks just jumping up

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and down? I mean a lot? Yeah, I didn't. I
don't know how, Like I think Facebook stays up all
night looking for videos for you, for me, because there's
no way there's that many that are just easily found.
And these are girls trying to reach things off the
top of the target thing and jumping up and down.
Who just happens to be filming that? And you just

(08:18):
want to help? I want to be there for them. Yeah,
I can't help it. Oh, speaking of that, can I
tell you what I thought of I watched The Masters yesterday.
What I know, it's ridiculous. I lost a bet literally,
but boob boom, clube and trap tap. Anyway, here's the
hardest thing for me, the number one reason I will

(08:39):
never be a pro golfer, beyond my lack of skill,
beyond my hatred for the sport. When they're hitting a
golf club, it's one thing to do that in front
of people watching you. We all do things while people
watch us. It's not ever comfortable. But if you feel
you're like, you're good at what you do, you're cool
with it. Once you hit the ball and then you
got to walk down the grass to the next hole,

(09:02):
and everybody's going.

Speaker 6 (09:03):
Hey, Rory, Rory, Hey, Rory, Hey, love you, Rory, Rory,
love you.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
I would have a hard time not going thank you,
thank you, no Hi, Yeah, it's good, and I would
have a hard time. I'd feel bad about not saying
hi back to everybody because I have a problem, But
I would want to go over and say thank you
and kiss their babies and fondle their wives. How do
you thank God you didn't say that in reverse, No kidding,

(09:28):
nobody else, just me. I mean, yeah, everybody's the.

Speaker 8 (09:31):
Car, hey, ry and right right down, good shot, right
take you.

Speaker 9 (09:35):
That's what Bryson does, like after he he's not an
adult's name. Yeah, Bryson to shamble okay. After he lost
on Friday and missed the cut, he said Hi to
everyone that was in the gallery.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, because it's tens of thousands of people.

Speaker 9 (09:53):
I'm just kidding, because because he's trying to like fix
his image.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
But oh, I know, but yeah, I thought that'd go
over bigger than it was. I mean that I'd have
a hard time with that. Yeah you might like me, Yeah, same.
I don't want everybody to like me. I don't.

Speaker 8 (10:09):
I don't think they have a choice obviously, right, they
have to just shut that off.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, yeah, they gotta shut that part of the brain
off and just say I can't listen to anybody.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
I wonder if they truly do tune it out even
though you you hear it. But I wonder if your
brain just has to process it and say, I know
there's forty six people yelling at me, but yeah, I
have to pretend they're zero.

Speaker 9 (10:27):
I mean, Rory City didn't talk to Deshambo last year.
In the there eighteen whole bit.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
The patron is a person who supports, protects, or champions
someone or something. Why do they call him patrons? I
don't know. I don't know, dumb God, how many people
are at.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
The Masters on a Sunday Patrons forty thousand and every
time they say it's not more than that.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Every time they said patron, I thought a patren and
then I got why did you watch? Because I was
wondering if my guy just disappeared from the planet. Yeah,
he went in the water twice again on Sunday. Well
that's not good at golf, dude, forties almost exactly right.
It's a great guess. I would have guessed way more

(11:18):
than that. Not bad for a guy who's dying. Thank you, patrons, patrons, patrons, patrons.

Speaker 8 (11:30):
Well, when is the Power Trip having our next big
like outdoor or you know, public events so patrons can
come watch.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Us the fair. Oh, we'll have a lot of patrons there. God,
we're gonna have a funeral for you at the fair.
We're gonna have cheese curds and Sweet Martha's cookies. Once
you die, you're gonna be so happy. If my funeral
was at the fair, would you go? If my funeral

(11:58):
was that, the arow can go. If your funeral was
at the fair, I would definitely go to the fair. Oh, well,
thank you, I.

Speaker 8 (12:05):
Didn't say I go to the funeral, right, I'm just
going to get the cheese cards. Five time Ilse went
by how many patrons are between me and you.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's a good question.

Speaker 8 (12:14):
Six not a very well attended funeral, Yeah, not very well. No,
then I'll probably swim. I don't like lines. Was that
Ridgedale a couple of days ago and the line of
Aiean's was like twenty people deep and it almost ruined
my entire day.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I didn't get in line. I'm like, that line's too long.
I wanted pretzels.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
So if I won't wait twenty people for a pretzel, yeah,
I mean, how long am I going to wait for you?
If you're you know, you're not even with us anymore. Yeah,
it's not like you know that I'm not waiting. It's
a good question, you know. Yeah, I'd rather just get
back at the pretzel line.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, good point. Yeah, I wish the pretzel points man
A lot of times when I'm in line somewhere, I
wish I had like a leopard or cougar. What you
could just intimidate people right out line in front of me.
I wouldn't threaten them, but the cat would just give
them that look, just saying if you order like that,

(13:09):
it's the same minute drive through and somebody looks behind
them in the mirror as they're about to order, and
it's they're ordering as if they've never been to McDonald's before,
but obviously, by the looks of them, they have. I
want them to see a bazooka pointed at them, right,
an AK forty seven. Well, it's America, so that impossible.
I want them just to hurry it up. I'm not

(13:30):
threatening them, but I want them to know the guy
behind him has a screw loose and he wants his
damn a quarter pounds of cheese and mcflurry. Hey, speaking
of cougars and leopards, I'm sorry people with wingers that
fall off. No, not that in a leper again?

Speaker 8 (13:50):
Can we talk to Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, all these bits.
Clicking on a video once doesn't mean that's what you want?

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Tell me, because can we can?

Speaker 8 (14:00):
We can we reach out to them and say, hey,
if I click on five videos in the same theme,
then I'm all in. But if man, I clicked on
one video of a cheetah fighting a wart hog, they
were like ripping each other to death, and now all
I get fed the last week are big cats trying

(14:20):
to take down other animals or defending their group? In Africa?
I've watched so many animals bleed in the last six
or seven days. My God, and I guess I just
answered my own question that they kept feeding it to
me so much that I ended up watching most of them,
and now I'm stuck in the vortex.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (14:38):
Now, it's just like, here's a mother warthog that is
pissed off that I cheated, and then they fight to
the death and nobody wins, and even the winners bleeding
mostly to death. It's like the Mountain versus princes Oberon.
What's the difference? You know, somebody's gotta lose. Similar algorithms,
very similar. Yes, he he's watching a lot of cougar's
on his, a lot of cougar's on mine.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
About it, man and mine are all bouncy, bouncy, fun,
fun fun.

Speaker 8 (15:03):
Minor bouncy bouncy, fun, fun fun until one of them
rips each other's neck, you know, into shreds and bleeds.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Out on that. I don't want that to happen. Savannah,
oh mine, But there's a lady named Savannah that makes sense. Yeah,
rest in peace.

Speaker 8 (15:18):
Oh so Rory won George's rich again. All he does
is win the power Trip golf bets. Yeah, good for him.
I thought for a split second, obviously we all got
our hopes up. Scheffler was chasing him down, chasing everybody down.
It looked like Scheffler was gonna catch him. Scheffler had
that one what hole was it, Paul fifteen? Sixteen seventeen,

(15:38):
that like basically lipped out. He had a putt that
almost dropped.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
It was sixteen.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
He just just bab couldn't even believe, he couldn't believe
that it didn't drop. And then you look back and go, well, man,
think of the pressure if Rory on eighteen, If Rory
knows that he cannot or that a bogie doesn't win
him the title, a bogie forces a tie, Like if
he's got Scheffler sitting there, and oh man, that final

(16:06):
scramble on eighteen would have been so much more pressure filled.
But he knew he had an extra stroke to drop.
God damn it, Come on.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
When that's some bitch hit that that uh that ball
in the woods on the last hole. All right, here
we go here, we just barely had a view. Right.

Speaker 8 (16:24):
If it's a foot and a half back, then he's
got a tree right in front of him.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Patrons everywhere. Patrons everywhere, move, patron everywhere, mover. Some cheet
is going to rip your neck. If you have a
second kid, Susy, will you name it patron? Yeah, I
can do that. That'd be great that way, I know
who they're talking about when they're talking about freaking fans. Yeah,

(16:48):
I can do that. Patrons eat my nuts? Oh my no,
I got some planters over here. Oh okay, I'll have them.
Sure you will eat my nuts? Yeah? Will you? I
knew it. We did me a favorite for Yeah, will
you fondle them first? Oh yeah, yeah, I can do that.
Planters nuts. Yeah. We should be doing commercials for planters nuts.

(17:09):
I'm not busy. Yeah, yeah, obviously, Yeah, we should be
doing nut commercials. Sure wow, sure nuts are great hot take.
Yeah they are. Yeah, I love them. You know what
I like to seem to like them. I like to go.
I like to go in my driveway and just throw
nuts on my roof.

Speaker 9 (17:27):
Well, if you had gutter helmet, you wouldn't have to
worry about them getting in your gutters, And if you didn't,
you'd have to get up on your ladder and clean
those out. Get gut her helmet and never clean your
gutters again.

Speaker 8 (17:38):
More the Power Trip Morning Show after this Ben Lieber
in like forty five minutes, must set about seven or so.
This is the Power Trip Morning Show on the Fish.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, welcome back Powertra Morning Show. Just paying money to
Kevin Gordon skipping Tommy's Olsen's far Oh you didn't go, No,
So if you didn't go, nobody went. No, it means
nobody went. I thought about going, and then so tell
me where he lived. Yeah, it far away from me.

(18:12):
And it would have taken my whole day to go
there and come back. And I was going to go
and pull a hockey and he would have been cool
with that. He'd have been so happy. And I know
that and I but I couldn't get myself to go
there all that way for fifteen minutes. And I feel bad. Yeah,
because it looked like a great party.

Speaker 8 (18:28):
It did. See here's the deal. And again, I know
I'm I'm a self aware lame guy. I'm old, I'm lame.
I don't care, right, I'm leaning into the lameness as
I I don't care. I'm not trying to be cool
anymore for you, Bud. I also don't want to be
like I'm at the point now where this is how
I feel about wedding stupid. He was like, I don't

(18:48):
care if you don't show up in Master's you know,
garb or you can wear itever, whatever you want. You
don't have to fit in. Then I look at those photos.
Everybody's all in on the brand, they're going for it.
They're all dressed like going to the Masters. I don't
want to be that guy that just shows up looking
like this, going like, well I'm here. It's like, no,
you're either all in like they are, or you're not.

(19:09):
And to be honest, I don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
So I love Tommy.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
I'm not going to a Master's party looking like this,
and I'm not wearing that just to go to the party,
you know what I'm saying. And they were all in.
They were all in, which I love. I respect the
hell out of it. I'm just too old and lame
to care about doing that. But I would still argue,
despite my lack of motivation, address like, I'm going to
the Masters to go to a Master's party. If he
had thrown that party in Maple Grove, I would have gone.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I thought the same exact thing. I even said a
little prayer to God apologizing. I told him, you know,
if Tommy moves to Maple Grove, yep, I'll go to
that party every damn here.

Speaker 8 (19:48):
You and I are all the way on the west,
he's all the way on the east, farther across the cities. Nope,
and I had other things to do. You know, I
couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I seriously can considered it. That's how clearly. Yeah, no idea.
I was like, that's kind of I was like Cameron
in his car. He'll call me, Yeah, okay, i'll go,
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. And then I didn't go.

Speaker 8 (20:13):
I feel bad.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I feel bad too. But it looked like a great party.
I'm sure they had a great time. Sure they had
a great time.

Speaker 8 (20:19):
And what a what a I don't know who puts
that together. I assume it's SAS, but geez. Yeah, well,
and that looked legit.

Speaker 9 (20:27):
Eddie won like a really nice putter, and they were
like closest to the pin contest that contest.

Speaker 8 (20:33):
Yeah, you don't care about that. There's gals that are
in golf skirts.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
That's exactly why I thought about going. Yeah, and then
you realized it it was in Missouri.

Speaker 8 (20:44):
Ye and you realize that two people that were wearing
golf skirts were Tommy and Small.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah. Yeah, I don't mind that either. Yeah, he doesn't mind.
You know what He's right about over there, Cory, the
the likelihood of me driving to Tommy's house is exactly
the same as if it had been on the moon. Yeah,
oh yeah, I mean this same distance away this week
though with Artemis two, that I mean that would you
at least would have had a ride. That's true.

Speaker 8 (21:08):
It would have been like Sauce taking your uber to
Milwaukee to see Paul Simon. Yeah, we take the Artemist
two to the moon, stop at Tommy's party, and then
take Artemis two back to land. Technically they landed in water.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Which is awesome.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
Yeah, what a marvel Man. Unbelievable, pretty cool. They just
splashed down after a phone from space. Pretty cool. How
cool was it too when they was a couple of
baseball stadiums right threw it up on the big screen,
the actual splash down.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
That it's pretty crazy. Pretty cool. How about when they're their
floating their their floating down and then those parachutes disappear
and they fall free fall for a minute, and then
the other ones come out and they slow down.

Speaker 10 (21:51):
Why, I wonder we all thought they were gunners watching
that live right right?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh yeah, do you have any idea why they do that?
Zacho like, no idea, but I did. He was like,
where's they go? No, they're still way high? Those were
the words I used. But no, do you know what
time about?

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Did it?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Were you guys watching? At that point? They're floating down
and they have the three parachutes, and then suddenly those
go away.

Speaker 8 (22:18):
I did not see that. I saw the video with
the three parachutes. I didn't see that those detached. And
then there's another main one.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
I was by myself in my place, so I didn't
make noise, but I did go like this, yeah, you
sit up quickly. Yeah, oh yeah. I'm like, I'm gonna
see terrible things happen right now.

Speaker 8 (22:33):
There must be some kind of reason why the first
three have a you know, some kind of an initial
slowing down, and maybe they're made of something slightly different
to withstand it's essentially terminal velocity, I don't know. And
then the the main one comes out at a slightly
slower speed. I don't know, or maybe I don't understand
the lot.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Final thing is last Name's cove and just likes to
blank with people. Oh yeah, and like psych ye after
those three blow away it's on brand and they're falling
to their death and then the other ones come out
and they're like got you.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
There is a I know you're not a big coaster guys,
So there's a what is it called it?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Is it steel Venom? The one valley Fair French Tickler?

Speaker 8 (23:19):
Yeah, so steel I think it's called steel Venom, the
one at Valley Fair that's basically like a U shape
and it's a it's a magnetic.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Coaster, right what you're saying.

Speaker 8 (23:28):
Yeah, so you know you go back and forth. You've
seen it, that's steel Venom. Yeah, and have you ever
been on it? So then you know what I'm talking about. Uh,
on the when you go backwards, you go off the backside,
you go back and forth like three times, and then
on the backside, on the one of the last passes,
they just for a second intentionally catch you. It's like

(23:51):
it hooks, so you fall into your your horns. So
just for a second, if you've never been on that ride,
you think, oh, something's wrong, and then they immediately drop
you again, not long enough to think that it's truly broken,
but it's an intentional You hang in the air for
just one second, and if you're not ready for it

(24:12):
the first time you do it, that scares the crap.
I always you're like something's wrong, and then you're right
back to going. So they just add that little split
second of fear. And it sounds like that's exactly what
Chris experienced.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Watching the parachutes detached. Yeah, I thought they were dead.
Oh I don't know, you know what I mean? Could
they I don't remember how high they were, but they
were still real harsh. Sure.

Speaker 10 (24:33):
So apparently the first set of parachutes they're called drogues
or something, and they help stabilize the capsule because it
can be unstable and tumbling, and they just celerate them
mity the capsule from three hundred and fifty miles per
hour to about one hundred and fifty and then it
says one slower and lower the three hundred and sixteen

(24:56):
foot wide main parachutes open to reduce the final landing
speed to a pri maroximate least seventeen miles per hour.

Speaker 8 (25:02):
All right, So it's twofold. It's not just the stabilization
thing makes a ton of sense.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
I have thought of that.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
I hadn't thought about that part. So it does slow
it down, but it also makes sure it's not spinning
like a top end over end.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
The whoops. That makes a lot of sense. There's got
to be a better way to do that. Like the
Space Shuttle used to land like a plane. Why don't
they do that? No more? Are we going backwards in technology? No? No,
it looks like they went up in a jet air liner.
Now looks like they go up at a thimble.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
Well, the Space Shuttle went like basically just above the atmosphere,
where this thing has to go ye far and then
come back so they.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Can make it better. Yeah, like I don't drive a
fifty seven forward anymore.

Speaker 8 (25:45):
Well, I guess what you were saying is airplanes have
landing gear that come out. What you're saying is, once
this thing gets into the atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Can't we just jetsons it?

Speaker 8 (25:54):
Yeah, where it just transforms into a small plane and
then you know, Captain Jacobe just flies it down to earth.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
So his life isn't in pieces.

Speaker 8 (26:04):
I'm glad these parachutes don't have to be his last resorts.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah, you know, he had to be a Coachella last night.

Speaker 8 (26:11):
Yeah what a weekend. Uh man, We're all over the place,
but who cares.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Uh? Did you see a lot of Coachella highlights yet? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (26:23):
I saw a minute and a half of one band
that makes me more than any time in my life.
Want to see this band?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Anybody know? Anybody see this rocking heads?

Speaker 8 (26:35):
Nope, it's a nineties band, and I'm like, holy cow,
I got to put this band on my list of
bands and I've never seen but I'm like, I gotta
see these guys live.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Nope, I don't know who's touring and who's not Like Radiohead,
no Oasis.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Let me let me see this. This might give it
away specifically for Chris. It's a band, but it's really
famous for one guy being the the genius behind this band,
Nine inch Nails. Exactly. Did you see their freaking set?
Holy crap? Do they look awesome? God dang, dude, look
up nine inch Nails Coachella, said Reznor is a He's

(27:14):
that dude kicks ass man, I gotta go see that band.
I might add that band of the list of if
Nine inch Nails plays this sphere, I'm going here.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Last year weren't they Is that right? Maybe?

Speaker 9 (27:26):
Yeah, weren't they at the They were at the X
now Grand Casino, right yeah?

Speaker 8 (27:32):
That oh man, all right, that's they're on my list now.
I don't know how Coachello, like, is that crowd into
nine inch Nails? I don't know that. I was watching
the clips they were into Vanessa Carlton. Teddy Swims brought
her out. It was sweet. It is like a weird
thing that happens at Coachelle is that artists of today

(27:54):
just bring out randos from the past, Like didn't Somber
bring out like David Lee Roth or some crap.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Teddy Swims brought out.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
Okay, yeah it was, but it's like, what, like David
Lee Roth just pops out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
It's just weird. Yeah, very weird. You know who I need?

Speaker 8 (28:09):
Somber brought out Corgan? Billy Corgan. Yeah. So second it's
like Somber walks out and his fans are probably losing
his mind, losing their minds.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Then here comes Billy Corgan and they're like, who is this? Yeah,
Smashing Pumpkins man, but his fans don't care. Why does
it say nine inch noise? I don't know like everything
that I'm seeing from Coachelli, says nine inch Noise, and
it looks like it's from the official account. Wonder I
had to call himself nine inch Noise if he did.

Speaker 10 (28:36):
It's a collaborative musical project between nine inch Chails and
German Iraqi electronic music producer Boy's Noise.

Speaker 8 (28:47):
Oh yeah, big fan, you're a big fans of boys?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Man? Whatever that was? That was badass? Yeah? Man? Do
you see that zacho? I did not? Man? All right?

Speaker 10 (29:00):
So a lot of the other stuff their live streams
are sick is Coachella?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Oh, By the way, I do want to say this
because it came to mind. I also saw that Jack
White was there his new stuff. Have you heard it yet? No,
just the stuff on this and to me, it's the
most palatable record he's released maybe ever.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
Really yeah, which is not like it's a great word
because his stuff is not always super easy to digest.
It is very like artistic and weird and nerdy jims.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
It's like Radiohead. I don't feel smart enough. Yeah, correct sometimes,
but this record is great. I mean, so I want
to go see him live. I've heard that it's almost
like a religious experience for some reason to see him live.
I might go seeing I believe he's at I think
Grant Casino again is a grand casino arena that he's
coming to. But November he's coming to town.

Speaker 8 (29:48):
So there would be two ways. I would go see
nine inch Nails as soon as possible. Yes, if I
can wear this, and if it's in Maple Grove. Okay,
I'm not going to Coachella. Yeah, yeah, right, No. Can
you imagine if I should cell awaring this? We're too old,
too old man, too old and too layman who cares probably.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Be like questioned because you certainly look like you might
be about to bomb the place. Yeah, he's right.

Speaker 8 (30:09):
I'm just here to see boys noise and they go exactly,
you're a little you know.

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Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'll bring you closer to gods. I watched I want
to blank you like an animal from Coachell yeah, and uh,
that would have been an awesome moment. Yep, yep, sweet
it is awesome though. Also I watched Jack White's set
and the song I was talking about is called God

(31:05):
in the End of the World. Great song by the way.
He was playing inside like during the day, like there's
I shouldn't say inside, it's side a giant tent. But
he wasn't on the big old stage, what I know,
That's what I was thinking too. Who knows? Yeah? Can
you imagine though? Like I don't know why. I just
assumed that the people who are patrons of Coachella wouldn't

(31:31):
know who nine inch Nails is anymore? Am I weird
about that? No?

Speaker 8 (31:36):
No, but they again, if you That's how I feel
about a lot of these guests that they brought up,
is do they care or know who this mashing Pumpkins are?
Do they care or know who the nine inch Nails are?
For God's sake, I'd have said the nine inch nails.
That's not even right nine inch nails? You know what
I'm saying, Like I don't. I don't know if they do.

Speaker 9 (31:53):
But when they brought out Billy Corgan, the applause kind
of died quickly and then didn't that guy yell from
the Smashing Pumpkins? So I was like, I don't think
that generation knows who he is.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
You know.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
It is weird though, because I bet if they broke
into what does the beginning of that song say? The
world is? Yeah that if he did that, I bet
they'd be like, oh, yeah, I know who this is. Yeah,
maybe they probably know that song, right, but.

Speaker 8 (32:22):
Let's let's put this in perspective. Let's not be unfair
to the kiddos.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:26):
If I had gone to a festival in nineteen ninety
six when nine inch Nails and Smashing Pumpkins were a
huge deal, yeah, and Billy Corgan brought out somebody from
nineteen sixty six, thirty years earlier, Yeah, I think I
would have gone bopper, Who the hell is this?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
And why would I care?

Speaker 8 (32:42):
Played nineteen seventy nine play Bullet with butterfly Wings?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
What are we doing here? Who's this? Guy?

Speaker 8 (32:47):
Was about the big Bopper? So unless you're bringing out Elvis,
I don't think I care. Yeah, so can't rip the kids.
What was the bit zacho that U Bieber did? He
just played his music off YouTube? Uh?

Speaker 10 (33:02):
No, he did, like some some duets brilliant brilliant with
himself from the YouTube video. So they were playing the
YouTube video in the background. He was singing along with
himself from back in the.

Speaker 9 (33:14):
Day because he I heard over the weekend that he
has sold his catalog and he'd have to pay them
to use it.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
So that's why I used YouTube. Hell's going on? Oh
that's what I'm interesting as well, is I I'm watching Mobi.
He's still a thing, well that was a thing. He's
live a coach and he's got a giant band behind him,

(33:45):
and I just realized I don't know a song from
Mobi and Mobi and forgive me because we look a
lot alike in this video, only he's skinnier than I am,
smaller than I am, but he looks like a grand
and father right on the stage.

Speaker 8 (34:05):
At if we could still play music on this show,
one of his songs, Yes, even if you don't know
that it's Moby, you would be like, oh, I know
this song because he had like four or five pretty
big hits. Yeah, he had a moment about what two
thousand yeah, yeah, no, two thousand, huge star. I'm just
saying I can't think of it. Yeah, he's got tattoos
on his neck. Now, isn't he I think they say,

(34:27):
do not resuscitate?

Speaker 9 (34:29):
Oh no, you're looking at a mirror. Wow, isn't Andy
in to him?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
No, he's in't a mobi? Oh different person. Oh I
guess he'll play your concert?

Speaker 8 (34:48):
Is the eighth Dwarf? Oh all right, let's do front
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(35:09):
three for eight per limited time at Holiday Thanks Holiday,
Thank You Holiday. The Minnesota Timberwolves won one thirty two
to six over the Pelicans.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Chris, yes, sir, that was their final regular season game. Hooray.
The season must be almost over then, No, it's got
about three months left. Two and a half.

Speaker 8 (35:30):
Baron ja Or, as Rosie calls him, Joan Berenger, I
don't know that.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:36):
Twenty four points, twelve boards, and seven blocks. So sure,
the game doesn't matter. We're playing the Scrubs. They're playing
the scrubs. Who cares? But twenty four to twelve and
seven for the kid. We'll take that. Yeah. The Wolves
finished the regular season forty nine and thirty three. They
sat again almost everyone and I think Dante played leg
eight minutes.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 8 (35:56):
Kevin Garnett was back in the building to watch the backups. Yep,
got a giant ovation. Everybody went nuts for for KG. Yeah,
except for people that used to work at Target Center
when we played here.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
They probably weren't thrilled.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
So the number six Timberwolves will face the number three
Denver Nuggets starting Saturday in Denver at two thirty Nuggets
in round one. Again, absolutely murderers, Row. I know this
team is the Wolves are good. Yeah, maybe great when
they want to be Maybe they can borderline be great
when they really really.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Give full effort.

Speaker 8 (36:31):
And let's hope playoff ant shows up, playoff.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Timberwolves show up.

Speaker 8 (36:35):
But again, the path in front of you to an
NBA title theoretically Denver, San Antonio ok SE Boston Right
theoretically yeah hideous. I mean forget like that is just
so unbelievably unlikely.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Idious.

Speaker 8 (36:54):
You almost have to hope injury, injury, injury and injury,
and then we have a chance.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Did you guys see didn't First of all, let me
ask you two questions. Number one, didn't Milwaukee just win
the championship like a year or two? Like four or
five years? I thought? And did you guys see that
they fired Doc Rivers? Yeah? He's terrible. Okay, did you
see the reason they gave for his firing? And I
just looked it up to make sure I was right
because I heard this on the way here in this morning.
He was speaking Chinese? Was he really? Do you be

(37:25):
the audio of it? Yea, yeah, that's that's the wrong guy,
wrong coach. Yeah, he doesn't say Jesus.

Speaker 8 (37:37):
That's uh god, that was a great joke.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
That was What was that other guy's name? Perfectly?

Speaker 8 (37:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Maybe the guy I'm talking about is dead. No, he
might be. Actually, maybe he is dead. Who is it? Then?
Oh god, what I can see his face? What is
that dude's name? Obviously I'm seeing the wrong face? Paul
Silas Rivers? Yeah it was Paul. Yeah. Is he still
speaking Chinese?

Speaker 8 (38:07):
Is he still with us? Let me look, Jesus, it
must speaking Chinese? Got them a great rand question. That
was a great sports rant.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
It must speaking Chinese? He died? Yeh a bit play them.

Speaker 8 (38:21):
Then did you hear why they fired Doc Rivers?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
He was speaking.

Speaker 8 (38:34):
It's so good. You guys used to play that all
the time. Hey, I know you don't care, but think
about this, Chris. Three years ago when Doc Rivers took
over mid season for the Bucks. Do you know what
the what their record was when they fired their coach
were and replacing with Doc Rivers?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Uh zero and forty one?

Speaker 8 (38:53):
If I think this is right, I think I saw
this yesterday, Uh thirty and thirteen.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
They fired the other guy.

Speaker 8 (39:01):
Yeah, because they didn't think it was working and they
didn't think he could get him, you know, to the
next level. And then Doc Rivers went on to completely
just butcher that season, do very little in season two,
and then just had a terrible, terrible year this year.
We had a lot of injuries.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
And still you're sure he wasn't speaking Chinese. He might
have been speaking Chinese because it did not work. Have
you found that yet? Nah, it's soup so old, I'll
find it. Yeah, star love that. He loved it. Yeah,
he loved it.

Speaker 8 (39:28):
How do we feel about the Wolves getting bounced in
round one? We all know that if the wild get
bouncing Round one It's really unfortunate because this team is
one of the best teams in the NHL. They just
not to make excuses for him, but obviously have this
really unfair format in the NHL, and it just sucks
that we're going to have an absolute gauntlet in round one.
But how do we feel about the Wolves, who this

(39:48):
is the third run with essentially this group. I think
it's Cad and Julius is different, but still this is
the same kind of feeling team for three straight years,
and it feels like we're going back.

Speaker 9 (40:00):
I think it's the last run of this group, especially
if it's one and done. Like if they go I
mean the Denver is one of the hottest teams in basketball.
This is over like a week from two weeks from today,
that's not good. Then I think they move on. I
think this is the last run for that group. But
they're built to play Denver. That's why they got Rudy,

(40:24):
That's why they tried the two center bit, because they
thought that's how they could slow down Jokic. This team
is built to beat Denver. They've beaten them before, so
we'll see. But if they don't, do you think it's
keep and keep Jaden and then everybody else is up
for grabs. Yeah, I think they try and trade for
a superstar point guard.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
But what do I know? Not much? I don't I
don't know much, but I know I love you.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
Much.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Oh yeah, he was at Coachella. That'd be sweet, man.
I would go to see him.

Speaker 8 (40:57):
You really, No, I wouldn't go to Maple Grove to
se him. I probably would hawks play. I don't think
you would. Yeah, I don't think you would. I don't
think you would get growth even when you move over here. Yeah,
I still don't think you're gonna go.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
I might.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
So anyway, Game one is Saturday. Oh boy, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I got a bad feeling about say one, but I
hope I'm wrong one. Maybe they'll get him in round two. No,
that's not all it works.

Speaker 8 (41:23):
Heay back to us, since you mentioned Doc Rivers speaking Chinese,
So the Bucks are done with Doc Rivers as the
head coach. But here's what's weird. Did you see that
he's not done done? The Bucks are going to pay
him for twenty twenty six, twenty twenty seven, because that's
how it works when you let go of a coach. However,
Doc Rivers and the Bucks are discussing a potential advisory role.
What so he's not even like fired from the franchise.

(41:45):
They're just done with him as head coach. They might
just say, well, we're stuck paying either way. You want
to just help out in the front office, help as
an advisor.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
What are they doing? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (41:56):
Just move on, Just move on, said drunken scannies for you.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Did you find it yet?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
I can't find it. You guys hear why they fired
Doc Rivers?

Speaker 8 (42:11):
No, because he he went to the players right after
the game and he yelled at and he.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Goes, I'm a man, I'm forty brilliant. That was That
was Doc Rivers? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (42:23):
Yeah, remember when remember when Doc Rivers complained during one
of those press conferences, like we're talking about practice, man.
Remember he said, this is not a game, not a game,
this is practice. Yeah, he was epic rant, super famous.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yeah, said that playoffs ran where he playoffs. He said,
if you're going to crown him, then crowd there. He
just wants to win another damn game. God, Doc Rivers,
what a great press conference guy. Yeah. Always a performer.

Speaker 8 (42:53):
Uh, speaking of performers, Ben liber will be here shortly
we'll do what really matters more of the power.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
You won, don't you after this on the fan? That's
what really matters, right, What really.

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Speaker 6 (43:25):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (43:26):
Didn't one of the Timberwolves lose a contact?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Technically? Last night?

Speaker 8 (43:30):
I thought I saw the replay of somebody getting the
contact knocked out.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Who wasn't I don't know, but I hope he hadn't
backed up on the cloud. I think it was Rory McElroy.

Speaker 8 (43:38):
Yes, so Rory got a contact knocked out during the
Wolves game, and I thought, see, that's why you get Lasick.
That guy, he's a professional athlete. He shouldn't be dealing
with contacts.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Were you dealing professional? Yep? He should go to OVO.
All right. I have a question, sauce.

Speaker 8 (43:57):
Yeah, who is the best record in the American League?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
The Minnesota Twins.

Speaker 8 (44:05):
The Minnesota Twins have the best record in the American League.
They are nine and seven, which is nothing to write
home about, but that's what the state of the American
League is right now.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Nine and seven.

Speaker 8 (44:17):
Twins have the best record, tied with what Cleveland I think,
but yeah, but they're tied for the top. The Twins
won eight to two over the Blue Jays.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
TODJ. Bradley continues to be awesome.

Speaker 8 (44:27):
Five innings, five hits, just one run, seven strikeouts. I
think that's his fourth start, right, I think it's his
fourth and his era is one point twenty five. Yeah,
good for him. May wet to start for that kid.
Home runs by Gray and Clemens. How about this saw
sports trivia.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
I hope you didn't see this. Okay, give me the year.

Speaker 8 (44:49):
The last time the Twins went homerless in a game
in Toronto?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Brilliant, man, I have no idea.

Speaker 9 (45:00):
Yeah, ninety three, Oh jeez, no, twenty and seventeen.

Speaker 8 (45:09):
But that's twenty six straight games in Toronto they have
hit a home run the last time. The last time
they didn't was August twenty fifth of twenty seventeen. Wow,
and they've hit fifty five home runs in those twenty
six games. Yeah, they're hot. So for whatever reason, we
just launch it in Toronto. Yeah, maybe it's a Canadian air.

(45:31):
It might be and the Olson Yeah makes a ton
of sense. So the Twins are nine and seven. They
host Boston today, tomorrow and Wednesday tonight six forty Bailey over.
Now it looks like, are we not going to get
dumped on with rain and terrible weather all week?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Apparently? Yeah? Right, so next three days.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
I wonder if these games are in huge trouble because
it's supposed to be absolute.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Hell on Earth weatherwise. Yeah, I bet I've been. I wonder. Yeah,
it looks like it's gonna start raining at about six.

Speaker 8 (46:10):
So the game starts at six forty, and it's supposed
to be what hail, rain, winds, tornadoes like playing this
game tonight, right, maybe not?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Who knows? Morning Ben, Morning guys. You guys talking about
the severe weather coming in.

Speaker 10 (46:26):
Yeah, it doesn't feel like it though, you know what
I'm saying. Like when you feel like the humidity in
the air and the peaks summertime, you're.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Like, oh, yeah, here we go. It feels like a storm.

Speaker 10 (46:39):
When you leave Twin Cities life today, you'll feel that
the humidity is coming in and before thirty fast block
touch the front will come through. So who plays the
Twins play the game tonight. So you guys talking about yeah,
uh yeah, my little uh not little anymore. But WIT's
got a baseball game at four thirty today, and I'm like,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Buddy, that's not happening.

Speaker 8 (47:00):
Yeah, he should just stay home. He should just meet Sauce.
Yeah yeah, watch golf, watch golf, have some snacks.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
What really matters is this. Charles Darwin would often take
one or more of the new species he's discovered to
eat them. He began his tradition while in college. He
was part of his school's quote unquote Glutton Club, which
sought out new exotic species to eat. Hey we found one,
kill it and eat it. Get after it. Sas got

(47:30):
his letter in the Glutton Club. I'm the captain of
the team. The best they've ever seen. Big letter. Yeah,
there's like four letters. Yeah, man, you're glutton. Did you
ever find the Paul Silas bit?

Speaker 2 (47:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I gave up. I quit, That's okay.

Speaker 8 (47:47):
Can I ask you guys and messed up theoretical question.
I saw Richard Dawkins tweet this I think yesterday, and
they nope, not that one. You know, we've we you know,
were we brought back the dire wolf. We've talked about
bringing back you know, the Dodo bird and the wooly
mammoth and all these different things. He asked, Essentially, we
know the entire genome of a Neanderthal. Hi, how would

(48:10):
you feel in twenty twenty six if a lab created
a Neanderthal?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
I'd be like, that dog is cool? Yeah, like a
Labrador retriever?

Speaker 8 (48:19):
Well played, you know what I mean? Yeah, repeat your question?
Just a lab created what a Neanderthal? An actual living encino?

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Man? Sure, I think that'd be bad. That seems bad.
Doesn't that it's bad? And I am all in on
wooly mammoth right, But it seems like man bringing back
a Neanderthal is.

Speaker 8 (48:39):
Like now we're now we're really we're we're dancing with
the devil here a little bit right, pull your hands.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Up a lady version wood Hawk.

Speaker 8 (48:48):
He'll put a down payment down just to see if
it's possible. Yeah, man, that would be You ain't scared,
can you? There would be I think a lot of
outrage if anybody tried to act do that.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I don't know. That feels really different I.

Speaker 10 (49:04):
Think just I think bringing back or cloning humans in general, exactly.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yep.

Speaker 8 (49:09):
So doing that like a lesser version of a human.
It feels like now we're just we're just we're just
having fun. I don't know, all your hands.

Speaker 10 (49:19):
Up, oh you would, yeah, you know what, you know what?
I want them a clone, some some version. I'll put
any any dinosaur exactly. Well, the woly mammoth doesn't count. Like,
we know what that looks like. They've been frozen in time,
we found them in ice. We know what they look like. Right,

(49:40):
I'm so fascinated if the scientists got the exterior of dinosaurs, right, colors, skin, feathers,
feathers or whatever, like they just basically just like make stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Let's see what we got.

Speaker 10 (49:52):
They got a bunch of bones and like, ah, make
this thing up like it looks like a bird. So
let's put some feathers on and all these fancy colors.
Like you don't if they had colors.

Speaker 8 (50:00):
Like that, figuring only one way to find out you
and we don't want to fill it in with frog DNA.
We want a true DNA. Yeah yeah, which not like
the is like it's like one percent real dire wolf
or something like that. Is it really we need Heisenberg
level dinosaurs? Yeah, right, the good stuff. Yeah, it's your turn. No,

(50:27):
you just did the Darwin You're dead man. The Wild
lost to one in Nashville on Saturday. Up next, they
have Saint Louis tonight. In Saint Louis.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Final regular home game is tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
That's also the final regular season game tomorrow against Stanaheim,
although while they're at Dallas to start one Round one, Zach,
do we have a date yet?

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Will you?

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Not?

Speaker 10 (50:48):
Saturday or Sunday is game one? So I'm hearing probably Saturday,
but maybe Sunday, so.

Speaker 8 (50:56):
We might have game one Wolves and Nuggets and why
in Dallas, potentially both on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Hell yeah. Interesting. What really matters though, is this. There's
a dude na named Guilder Ray Baron Deray. He was
born in fourteen oh five and died in fourteen forty.
Well known as a companion in arms of Joan of Arc,
but he was also a serial killer hang on, hang out, Yeah,

(51:24):
let's see it out. Remains chiefly known for his conviction
on charges of murder of several children. Hang on, hang on,
He's not done. His family accused him of squandering his money,
selling off his lands. He assaulted a high ranking cleric
in the church, seized a castle seehay out. Yeah. Arrested

(51:49):
on fifteenth September fourteen forty. Tried in court assisted by many.
The judge accused him of a sodomy and the murder
of one hundred and forty children. One hundred and forty one. God,
that's what they accused him of. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (52:11):
I wonder if this is one of those like modern
serial killer situations where it's like one hundred and forties,
like not even close.

Speaker 9 (52:17):
It was like eighty two calmed out, like one of
Starr's favorite guys that just lied about all of it.
He didn't kill anybody, right, maybe.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
And this was Joan of.

Speaker 10 (52:27):
ARC's significant other, not to that, just a buddy, Oh okay, yeah, buddy.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
So when Joan of Arc was like a big deal,
wasn't she like eighteen years old? Yeah? She was super
hech She died at nineteen yeah, so something like that.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
Right, So she ran with this dude when he was
in his twenties or thirties, because did you say he
lived to be thirty five?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (52:46):
I think which at that point, and I mean that's
that's like one hundred and ninety now in modern years, yeah,
thirty five, that as old as hell.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
The vast majority of historians believe he was guilty. They
believe that he did do the things they said he did.

Speaker 10 (53:01):
Jeez, really well, man, I mean even just kill one yeah,
kill him, Yeah, I mean it's a lot, right, Yeah,
it does seem like a lot.

Speaker 8 (53:08):
One's too many, Yeah, on one and forty is pretty
much every kid he runs into. Man.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Yeah, he seemed to like he knew he was going
to die young, so he's like, I better get to
kill him, right. Yeah. Man, you just think back to
those days. It would have been so easy to pull
off those crimes, so easy. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (53:28):
Sure, you got to put a little bit of thought
and make sure that people don't there's no not a
lot of eyewitnesses.

Speaker 8 (53:33):
Like we've talked about with bank robberies one hundred years ago,
like baby Face Nelson, they literally would never wear masks. Yeah,
and then they would loudly announce their names. Make sure
you tell everybody Babyface was here. It's like they didn't
care because if they didn't get shot when they were
leaving the bank, they got away with it.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
What are they kid? But that's the challenge though. Back
then everybody had guns. Right.

Speaker 8 (53:57):
Oh yeah, good point, So to get out of the
bank alive. But once you do, you might as well
just have a parade. Yeah, they're not going to catch you.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Pretty sure that's Jim Nelson doing it. No, it's baby
Face Nelson, a different person completely. You mean, do you
think he couldn't have just changed his first name.

Speaker 10 (54:16):
No, you think baby was baby Face actually a really old,
haggard looking guy.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Nope. He he was nicknamed that specifically because he had
a baby face face.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
We did him on what really matters, not long. It's
pretty interesting. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
He got shot here in uh lovely Minnesota, and he
spent some time in Saint Paul. Uh probably knocked up
some hookers. They shot face down at the hospital's down there.
He died.

Speaker 8 (54:41):
Baby Face Nelson is the only person that was willing
to drive Tom out of meat I to go to
Thomas party.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
He was an eastsider.

Speaker 8 (54:48):
The rest of us were like, best of luck, buddy,
that's the wrong side of town, and what did you
get for going to that side of town?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Shot in the face, old shot face Nelson, shot face,
that's what they called him. At the hospital. Zack nailed it.
More of what really matters after this Power Trip Morning
Show fan fan, Oh yeah, welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.

(55:18):
It's Monday morning. The Powertrait Morning Show is on fire.
Ben levers here, he's always Sonny, no matter whether he's
in Philadelphia or anywhere. He's as Paul Landers here. He's
dying of something over there, but we all is dying
of something. Corey Cove losing a gambling as usual. Oh

(55:38):
so it's a regular Monday morning. Storms are on their way.
Zach Hopperson says it may be the end of the world.

Speaker 10 (55:45):
Rochester watch out. I mean, everybody can kind of watch
out today. But I don't think it's all be it's
too bad.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
I love rainy days, Yeah, Sam, they bring me down.
Rainey days and Mondays do not bring me down. They
bring me up. You know what brings me down? Hail.

Speaker 8 (56:03):
That's the only thing he could be bad where that
could be today according to the reports.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Can you tell me you like Hale when your car's
in the garage, You like laughing at people if they
drive by.

Speaker 8 (56:13):
Bad day for the Driveway Club, that Way Club. If
you are a Driveway Club member, and a couple of
us here are. Today's a bad day because by the
end of the day my car might look like meat
sauce's ass.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
You know, man, dimply You're right, real, dimply man.

Speaker 9 (56:29):
Not even like let's say the weather called for like
softball size and sex. Your lady friend would say, tough guzungas,
I can't move my woodworking stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
You're correct.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Wow, yeah, he's getting his his butt pounded in what
so say that my best plan might be to just
park under a bridge and it just uber home.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I could park at my house. The best plan might
be live under that bridge. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (57:07):
Oh like riddles, PSA, don't park under the bridge when
on the freeway.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I would never do that. I don't do that.

Speaker 10 (57:19):
I'm just talking about like I'm not saying, I'm just
saying in general, because that's like a thing lately, like
people that's a bad thing, starts raining really hard and they.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Just stop in the middle of the freeway under a bridge. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (57:29):
No, I would find a nice little local bridge near
my house that I could either walk home from or
uber home from and just go.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Uh. That's that's where I will be because I can't
be in the driveway club for the next twenty four hours. Oh,
it wasn't enough to file acclaim. And my insurance guy
hates that. I gotta switch to your guy. Yeah, get
my guy. Yeah, this guy, and I really should you should?
Is that hogs guy yet? What's that our insurance guy? No,

(57:56):
no yet, but I'm working on it. Hey, check this Outkay,
Andy's listen to this sentence from Andy, my good friend Andy.
He says, good morning mate, I am I am yet
And it's a weird thing because he and I have
never made it. No, I'm sure of it. I tried
DTF London. Yep, that's right, a good morning mate, I'm

(58:19):
yet again enjoying my postmaster's morning walk in Marabella, Spain,
enjoying the view of Africa and GiB Altar in the
Gibraltar in the distance, while listening to Good for You.
How about that he's rich? Wh is rich again? He's
got Swiss bank money. But that loaded like that's sort
of like like it's easy to get there from England, you.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (58:41):
Yeah, just like it's available to anyone and everybody. Right,
I ask Andy if he's eating a lot of donuts lately?
Andy going to Italy? Yeah, he's he just going to
stay in Spain. Who's going to Italy? I don't know
anybody you know?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Ask about him?

Speaker 9 (59:03):
Ask him about his flight, Uh, where he's going, how
he's getting there, where he's sitting.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
You guys need to listen to the Bets and Quotes
podcast this week. It may be one of the most
in depth audio deep dives on The Power Trip I've
ever heard. They went back and forth between Rosie uncommon
and YouTube ripping him to spreads on this show I
got here for It's really well done. I don't know
how long it took, but much longer than anything I've

(59:30):
ever done. For this show.

Speaker 8 (59:32):
They work harder to recap our show than we do
to produce hard I was like, wow, now I get
all the references those guys were making.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
I have to the most important that almost seems like
required listening at this point. The most important thing was
how many times Rosie with his hand on his mouth
for some reasons. Well, I don't listen to that show.
I don't know, I don't I don't listen a long time.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
He doesn't listen. Yeah, he doesn't listen. He's not listening
right now to this exact sentence. He's not listening listening.
That's been a bit for years. He's in the Broadcast
Hall of Fame.

Speaker 8 (01:00:22):
He puts his hand over his mouth when he talks,
and he also then doesn't let guests use a microphone
right when they're talking about sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
They're off mike.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
You would think if you're the Broadcasters Hall of Fame,
you would understand that you should let the guy talk
into a microphone into what uh not your hand a microphone.

Speaker 10 (01:00:43):
So I thought the bit was the guy just didn't
realize that the microphone was no.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
He was like over here, so Rosie was sitting where
you were sitting about all the sandwiches he makes, and
then he was letting him just answer.

Speaker 8 (01:00:56):
From over there over there, And then you know, Chris
and others were asking questions, but the guy doesn't have
headphones on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
This is like the ninth time we've brought it up
this month.

Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
So everything we asked him, he could hear what we
were asking him in this room, but anything Chris said,
the guy had no idea. So that's why we do
the bit like this where it's like, hey, sir, so
where is this restaurant located and how can people be
involved with this roseen sandwich?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
No, I was talking about No, when are you? Yeah?
I don't think you can hear me, sir? Why is
he not by a microphone? Rosy? Let him talk into
the microphone? Where what? What exit is this restaurant? Off
of sir?

Speaker 8 (01:01:36):
He's just explaining the menu. He can't hear me, Rosie
giving a microphone in the headsets. He doesn't have a headset.
He can't hear me.

Speaker 10 (01:01:42):
Okay, so I thought I thought. I thought the bit
was the mic was available to the guy. No, he
just didn't understand how close you can.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Rosie just didn't Budge didn't move. Wow, And again lack
of self away in World.

Speaker 8 (01:01:59):
Series A Poker player of the Year Ian Mitakus was
in that seat, and again he shouldn't have to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
He was the guest anyway, Rosie wasn't booked. Ian was, Yeah,
he was dropping. He brought this guy in and you
guys he was.

Speaker 9 (01:02:11):
He stood out there with the sandwiches and looked at
all of us and went, I guess we'll go on
the air.

Speaker 8 (01:02:16):
And him and that guy walked in here and they
did a twenty five minute info that I never got
within three feet of a microphone.

Speaker 10 (01:02:23):
No, well, man, it's a shame because he had such
good content to share.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
He was good. I think he was a great bit.
I loved it. Hey, look it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:33):
The thing that I feel bad about is I feel
bad about like the last three or four minutes. Rosie's
never going to hear about this because he's clearly not
listening right now. No, all right, he's not listening, No way.
He's probably working out with a fitness king right now.
He's not listening to us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
When I was on that show, I was listening to
a different show on my headphones. I never listened, you know,
all in all seriousness and all seriousness. How much I
love you guys. Oh, I love you too. Thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:03:03):
I'm not kidding when when I'm not even when I'm
on vacation on spring break. Yeah, you guys are the
first thing that I did when I woke up the
morning turned it turned on my phone. Cloud was cleaning
up the kitchen from the night before, put the dishes away,
making big old pot of coffee, vacation coffees. The vacation
coffee is the best. And nobody else was up yet,
and there it was just me and you guys, and

(01:03:26):
I was feeling good man. Oh and Rosie didn't hear
a second of it. Nope, I agree, yep, oh thanks
to my turn. Yeah, Rory McElroy won the Masters.

Speaker 8 (01:03:38):
He is the fourth player ever to repeat, joining Jack
mel Faldo and Tiger.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Had a six shot lead going into round three.

Speaker 9 (01:03:48):
Yeah, it looked like a runaway on after Friday put
that one in from like sixty yards out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
He was up six.

Speaker 9 (01:03:55):
It looked like he was gonna win by twenty and
then he I think he shot one over on Saturday
on Moving Day, and everybody the pack caught up to
him and he pulled away late.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Yeah, almost got caught by Scotti.

Speaker 8 (01:04:09):
Scheffer a one shot victory over Scheffler, who's the ghost
in our bets. Scheffler is the first golfer since World
War Two to go bogie free the final two rounds
of the Masters. Yeah, that's kind of amazing that. Yeah,
that's not all four rounds, just the last two. If
that's how rare it is. Bogie free the final two

(01:04:29):
rounds and he just missed that seventeen yep, yep, only one.
He would have been the only one to birdie it
all day. So Rory wins four point five million for
first and Kevin Gorg wins four point five.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Million in the Power Trip bets. Geez, it's so obvious
now I should have taken him.

Speaker 8 (01:04:47):
Yeah, but again, it's so rare for him to go
back to that, and I would have definitely faded Rory.
It's like, yeah, he got it last year, He's not
going to care as much this year. It turns out
he cared just as much, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
And he's got no pressure. And your guy for life
had a good weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:05:01):
Colin Well here lost in the shovel, lost in the shuffle,
So Colin gets really hot. Did you guys know that
Cam Young's pretty long putt on eighteen costs Sauce two
hundred dollars yep? Because if Cam misses that, he drops
back and ties with Morikawa.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
And then Sauce sneaks in to get his money back.

Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
So Cam hitting at what I don't know, ten twelve
footer twelve footer yep, cost Sauce two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Somebody hit a hole in one on Saturday, right.

Speaker 8 (01:05:31):
Nobody had him and then he was in the mix
and that absolutely collapsed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
So it looked like for a second.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
If somebody had taken Lowry, they would have had the
hole in one money, and it looked like they had
a chance at the whole thing. That nobody picked him.
We only had two people missed the cutout of what sixteen?
Do we have sixteen people?

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Yeah? Creasing Tommy? Well no, not Tommy. Zach that's right,
Zach says he what triple bogie eighteen De Shambo did right?
Melt it down? Yeah? Man, you know who melted down?
My new favorite golfer, Sergio Garcia. Man, yeah, a me
saust forty yards frustrated Sergio.

Speaker 11 (01:06:14):
He hits the ground and then not only you take
it out on the tea box, but the driver is
done for the day.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
What did they tell you on the fourth I'm gonna
tell you. Did they give you a burning or something
on the fourth? Is there a nice question? Please? I'm
gonna tell you. You ever want to watch me put
together something from Ikea? This is what it sounds. Forty yards.

Speaker 11 (01:06:38):
Frustrated Sergio. He hits the ground and then not only
the cooler man, that's that's like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
It's like the skier during the Olympics. I like throws
poles and walk and it's laying down in the snow.
Play that again.

Speaker 8 (01:06:53):
This is what it's gonna sound like to be in
the driveway club about seventy tonight.

Speaker 11 (01:06:59):
Brilliantly frustrated Sergio, he hits the ground and then, oh god.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Damn it. Does the insurance adjuster ever say, you know
you have a garage, right exactly? Did the hail go
through the garage?

Speaker 8 (01:07:17):
No, I'm in the driveway club, man, Well, we don't
cover people in the driveway club.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
That's a massive garage. What's going on in there? How
many cars you guys have three? How many were in
the garage at the time of the hail? One? Good luck?

Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
The other two spots? Stuff? Ye would work? Couldn't you
move the stuff? Nope? Nope, no stuff? You guys, don't
you ask her? Been trying to move it for five years?
You go, ask her?

Speaker 10 (01:07:41):
Yeah, I'm not you going there, man, I really, I
really might have to consider putting the old blanket trick
on the cars today, all the.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Cars except for your wife's in the driveway.

Speaker 10 (01:07:55):
Well, my daughter's cars. She's got a soft top on
her Ford Bronco. So you have to put something on
the hood. And then i'd have to like cover mine,
but you know my wife can. She can roll her
car and yeah she's got room for her, just enough.

Speaker 8 (01:08:12):
Room for depending on the rest of how the rest
of today goes. Instead of a blanket, I might just
lay in my hood.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Who cares. Yeah, your golf ball sized exactly on my back.
On my back, shausted. That's why it bums like that,
mouth open. Dude, you're braver than me. You guys.

Speaker 8 (01:08:33):
You posted that that picture of you and Louis at
the swim class, and just you got balls to do
that because you know you're gonna catch heat, right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Because he's topless. No, just stick because people are just
me posting the picture. Yeah, exactly. What's tough about being
in the pool with you? On Friday?

Speaker 9 (01:08:55):
Foster Swim School outstanding. So the first time it was
just two of us. Second time it was like Eric
Cedrohoman Ben Lieber combined is standing next to me and
I'm as pale as I can be. I have a
hunchback and I'm like falling. I tripped down the stairs
getting into the pool. But uh, he loves it.

Speaker 10 (01:09:14):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
The second time around, he got another man. They're good.
It's a I'll tell you, man, I don't know why
I still use social media. Like we posted for discoverstrate
video of me doing pull ups, which I'm really proud of.
I can do pull ups. I'm fifty five years old, right,
proud of that. You would have thought that I murdered
a school orphanage with just because Oh great, yeah cool man,

(01:09:34):
nice grant, good job, you're tough. No, I'm just happy.
I'm I love this place. I'm excited. I got you, hay,
and I got savaged. I'm like, what I I didn't.
I have no part of it.

Speaker 8 (01:09:48):
So my Instagram is infinitely better than Twitter. Agree, it's
so much more positive.

Speaker 9 (01:09:53):
I've got Yeah, I've had some real mean things said
about me, but on Twitter, on Twitter about yeah, well,
the one picture my wife posted my man, boobs are
pressed together like I'm doing like a photo shoot.

Speaker 10 (01:10:07):
Go on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Yeah, looked terrible. Yeah, I thought it was Dolly Parton.
That's your son. Yeah, but he loves it and that's
all the Yeah. Man, it's great, it's great. It's great.

Speaker 11 (01:10:15):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
By the way, Andy wants us to know his flight
from Ballsack by the Sea was only two hundred pounds.
Stop it, so Sauce can fly there five times, like
three hundred bucks. Basically, thank you, thank you, Gene.

Speaker 8 (01:10:30):
Yes, yeah, I don't know the difference between euros and pounds,
and like the conversion rate two dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:10:37):
Pounds in Northern Ireland and euros is in the rest
of Ireland. There's different money regular.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
I was thinking for a moment, by the way, that musman,
even though he was lost in a cabin, he wasn't
sure he was aware of might win the golf bay yesterday. Yeah,
guy was really good. Right then he collapsed? Oh did he?
Who was this guy? But his name was in the
top five for what the lead? Yeah, lead and kind
of completely crap the bed. The final nine just choked

(01:11:06):
it away. That'd have been good for mussy. Yeah yeah.
Will you do it again in a month? Probably? Who knows? Yeah,
I don't care. I know you won't. That's fine, No being,
nope being it's almost golf almost almost draft time. Brother,

(01:11:29):
it's happening, it's happening. Do you hear my take earlier?
Do you agree or not? I feel like the draft
buzz this year is lesser than past years. I think
I only agree for this just this year, just just
because we know who's going draft. Yeah, it's boring, and
then okay.

Speaker 10 (01:11:46):
Yeah there's there's nobody that's like really really super super polarizing,
or like a position group that's super polarizing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Off here, I can tell you what position is super polarizing.
The news is next. This is the power triparding chill
on the fan.