HR. 1 - Roster Of The Slain

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Listen Beaverville. Come on, man, I like the Alaskan Pipeline.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Morning light, gentlemen, and welcome to video message number twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I'm like a dog in heat. I woke cup yesterday
morning with us three start later. Please, I could never
know what the day was asked for. Listen up. The
radies just came in for last month. We are number one.
We just grabbed every key demogram.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Super duper.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's nice. Light a go neat again. Yes, boy, that
is good news.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
It is the fourteenth day of April twenty twenty six.
Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Vitrip Morning Show. My
name is Chris Hocking. Here we are on a tired tuesday.
Hopefully Meat sauces here. He was feeling sick. Zacks at home.
He's feeling sick. And the cast of thousands, it's a
mass unit, but we'll figure it out, right.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Cory'll be here, I hope I'll be here. We're all here.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
We're gonna get it done. Parker a little bit later. No,
Johnny Bones, he's not sick. He just busy.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
But again, lots to get to you. Let's get us started.
Tim Slago some comedy. It's almost text day.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Come on in.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
I am glad you are here.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Folks.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
If you have kids, you've got to teach those kids
about taxes.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
The best time you can do this is Halloween.

Speaker 7 (01:09):
There's gonna be bringing home a nice big bag of
what should be take home candy this Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Just greet that little tike at the door.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's a nice, big big of candy you got there,
Harry Potter. First of all, we have to take away
this much to ensure you'll have candy in your old age.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You're gonna see it in fifty sixty years. I'll tell you, well,
just put that right up here. We won't touch it
till then. I got a level with you. Man, Your
grandpa's gonna eat all that. You're fat.

Speaker 8 (02:21):
Side sweet and feet us on your side. You hear
the distance under this.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Sid in you stray to take.

Speaker 9 (02:51):
It tunes all right, your morning till Tuesday, April fourteenth,
twenty twenty six. Cory, Chris, Paul Bie are feeling better? Yeah, man,
Zach's at home. He doesn't feel good.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, I'm feeling better.

Speaker 9 (03:04):
Yeah, your balls feel better, you said, you said to
me before the show started.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I didn't know that was a factor. Well, you asked
me if my ball I don't remember that. That doesn't
sound like me.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I can't imagine.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
I want to accused you of things. I don't accuse him.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Why would I do that? I don't know. Maybe I
was hearing things that is.

Speaker 10 (03:19):
Yeah, I feel one percent better than Yesterda and I'm
glad to be here.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Great, that's great, man. Yeah man. Yeah, you never know, Yeah,
never know. You just never know. Yeah. No, John Bonas today, Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 10 (03:35):
How about that he has at international phone call or something.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, well it's not Lavelle from the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
No, it's somebody who he loves more than he loves us, obviously.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
I don't know if there's any way around it. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Is he starting a new website?

Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah? How many people Shanghai Jets Weekly?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
How many people do you think John Bonas loves more
than the three of us?

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (04:00):
I would hope he's an immediate family, yeah, glean What
about his extended family? Do you think he likes them
all or loves them all?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Gleaming?

Speaker 9 (04:12):
Maybe they seem to like to argue though, Yeah, so
maybe he loves us more. Maybe that's how he hugs yeah,
I hope we're not in the top ten. You know
what I mean, for his sake, I hope we're not
in the top ten. Well, you guys are in my
top ten. Oh boy, yeah, we can't be. I mean
if you count my immediate family as one. No, no, no,

(04:33):
I don't call them as one at all. Your dad
is one, your mom is two, your sisters three, your
wife is four, louis five. This is not in order.
Those are five, for sure, right? Those five not debatable? Mom, dad, sister, wife, louis. Yep,
those five locked in? You love them more than us? Yeah,

(04:55):
then it gets dicey. Yeah, then it gets dicey. Maybe pizzauce.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I can't think of anybody else that's locked in for you. No,
that was fine for sure. I don't know it's gonna
be close. Did you say Parker's gonna be on later?

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Isn't he?

Speaker 11 (05:12):
No, He's on tomorrow, Tuesday? Oh yeah, Marty will be
here later, Martins. That's right.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
I mean somebody's gonna be here.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I think I confused you by switching up our bit
for next week.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Yeah, that's right, you did confused me.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
What's the bit for next What are you talking about?
What's next week?

Speaker 10 (05:30):
The mock draft draft for it?

Speaker 9 (05:36):
It's a week from Thursday. Yeah, almost there, seven to
nine mock draft.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Yes, it's gonna be big.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I can't wait. How many?

Speaker 10 (05:44):
Realistically, how many of those have you guys done? Have
you done one every year?

Speaker 9 (05:50):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (05:50):
I've been one for a long time.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (05:52):
I don't think the first couple of years of The
Power Trip we ever did like a full full mock draft.
Obviously we talked a lot of draft.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
But yeah, I don't know. What do you think maybe
the shocked if we didn't.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Honestly, I think we might have.

Speaker 9 (06:03):
I don't know if we did it like the way
we do it now though, right, we might have just
talked it through. Yeah, but it's got to be pretty early,
maybe the third or fourth year of the show or
something like that, we started doing it like.

Speaker 10 (06:15):
This maybe something like that. Who knows a bit aside?
Didn't he nail it almost every time?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (06:22):
He had good sources, very good. He could definitely tell
you who the children will right, yeah, yeah, he got
a bunch of them, right yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (06:33):
Well, I'm glad you guys continue that because I love
doing it. It's my favorite.

Speaker 9 (06:36):
Do you think Mike Morris back in the day, slept
with head coaches to see if he could get.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Information out of him.

Speaker 11 (06:42):
I think I know he did, Like Yeah Childress, Bill Belichick,
Bill Childress children.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, Billy chill, Billy chill. Yeah. Anyway, we'll glad you're
feeling better. Yeah, thanks, man, you're going to be here.

Speaker 9 (07:04):
Yeah, Zach's working at home because he feels like ass.
So maybe you guys infected each other. I slept for
like eight hours yesterday.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
You need to sleep? Yeah, I think maybe you just
need to sleep.

Speaker 9 (07:16):
Did you have a hard time going back to bed
last night after eight hours of sleeping during the day.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Oh no, no, I would right to bed. Man, That
would have thrown me off, right back to bed. Must
be rough? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Was it rough?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
No, it was that at all.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
He said, must be rough, and you said, yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I wasn't listed to be fair.

Speaker 9 (07:36):
That's tough to do. Yeah, what is Did you sleep
right through the Twins win? No?

Speaker 10 (07:41):
How about that they scored eleven runs against arguably the
second best left hander in baseball.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
I'm not going to argue with you about it.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Are you still going to the game tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (07:52):
Nope?

Speaker 10 (07:53):
O somethings today? No, your reds are in town. I
thought that's the game he wanted to go to. It was,
I'm busy, Do you snow cross? Nope, he's going to
Tommy's Master's party. Oh yeah, Master of Puppets party.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh sweet? He loves Metallicy he does?

Speaker 6 (08:14):
He loves it.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Do you think he does? No, not even close. I
think he does either. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Think he likes master beating?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, I think he does too. Checks out. I looked
into it. Yeah he does.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Know what happened on this date. Let's let me look
at it here, let me take a look back. Yeah,
where's a I can't believe it's been so long ago.
Hold on, stay with me. I know I loaded it
is here is I'm your dad?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Your sister? Does he loves sweet Brown?

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Do you think you love sweet Brown?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (08:54):
You know who sweet Brown is? No, you will in
a minute.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
On this day in the year twenty twelve, I loaded
in this audio.

Speaker 12 (09:03):
Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop,
and then I thought somebody was barbecuing.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I said, oh lord, Jesus is a fart.

Speaker 12 (09:12):
Then I ran out. I didn't grab no shoes and none.
Jesus riding for my life and then the smoke got me.
I got bronkidess.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Ain't nobody got time for that? So good? Ain't nobody
got time for that?

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Ain't nobody got time?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Got Brown Cat?

Speaker 6 (09:30):
I wonder if Sweet Brown is still with us. I
hope the bronchitis did not get her.

Speaker 9 (09:34):
According to Wikipedia, it did. She died of severe bronchitis.
Oh but she in Tuesday April fifteen. Got time for
that of twenty twelve the next day. So much live
to her. You know what I love about the Uncle.
I love a lot about the sun clip. But at
the very beginning you hear somebody in the background.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I wonder.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
I always wonder if it's the camera man.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
For some reason, I can picture it be the cameraman
and he can't help himself.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Listen to the giggle behind her.

Speaker 12 (10:05):
Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop,
and then I thought somebody was barbecuing. He said, Oh Lord,
Jesus is a fart, and I ran, I didn't grab
no shoes and none Jesus riot for my life.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
And then the smoke got me. I got brun gidis.
Ain't nobody got time for it.

Speaker 9 (10:25):
Do you remember back in the day when something like
that would go viral and the internet simultaneously and universally
all just cheered.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah it was funny. It was fun Everybody.

Speaker 9 (10:37):
Said, hey, did you see bron Titus gal Ain't nobody
got time for that? And you'd send it to everybody
and everybody goes, man, the internet is fun. Yes, And
then I don't even I don't know when it changed,
but then it was like, who cares, Why would you
think this is funny?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
You're disgusting. Eh, It's like, that's not funnym more. It's
not fun anymore.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
I find it to be funn photographic.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
That's the part that you think is fun.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Yeah, sure, I got time for that.

Speaker 9 (11:08):
You've got time for that. Even when you had you
got it. Yeah, you got it man. Yeah, man, the
internet used to be fun. Hell yeah it really did.
Remember there were all those auto tune songs that everybody
would send each other and say, this is so funny.

Speaker 10 (11:25):
Yeah, yeah, this isn't life, Grand Charlie Sheen won is
all time.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Remember when you didn't have to worry that every day
of work was your last day work?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah? I do, I do remember that.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Remember when you when you didn't have to peek through
the door before you walked down.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I remember, I remember, yeah, remember that good old day. Man.
I wish John Bonus was here today.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
Good days weren't always good, but.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
It's probably a good thing here.

Speaker 10 (11:54):
Yeah, can I take a right turn?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Sure? Oh?

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Hell go ahead.

Speaker 10 (12:02):
Do you know what we're supposed to get? Like three
inches of snow on Saturday?

Speaker 6 (12:05):
The weirdest thing.

Speaker 9 (12:06):
But isn't it supposed to be in the forties, which
means it might snow like crazy and just not stay.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
I don't think that's true. I think it's going to
be down in the low thirties.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Really, that's what.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (12:17):
What's just stay over thirty two so it just melts here,
I don't care.

Speaker 9 (12:23):
I mean Saturday low of thirty two, but high of
forty two. So even if it snows like crazy, that
ain't staying. Ain't nobody got time for that?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Good?

Speaker 9 (12:30):
But and then forty six on Sunday, sixty on Monday
according to the old Apple weather app. Yeah, so if
we do get snow, even for a couple of seconds,
it ain't staying. Yeah, ain't nobody got time for that?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Nobody?

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I think you're right about that. Nobody seems to have
time for that anymore.

Speaker 9 (12:48):
Zack's got bronchitish, definitely does. We thought you had bronchitis yesterday.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
I think one of the two of them probably has
a whoa infection in their throat.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Whoa between Zach and let me see which one am
I going to bet on? Well one of them did
remember that?

Speaker 6 (13:05):
I do remember. It's why I brought it.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Nobody denied it.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Well, of course, it's the largest river in the world. Yeah,
ain't gonna just walk around going I got time for that.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I've only seen a couple of significant rivers.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
Yeah, but you grew up right by one of the Biggins.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah. Is it more than one?

Speaker 6 (13:26):
I mean, what do you mean there's more than one river?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Sure, but more than one you've seen like significant river? Well,
like I mean the Thames. Sure.

Speaker 9 (13:35):
I mean I haven't seen the Amazon or the Nile,
but I've seen a handful of big rivers. Yeah, Verus Cuomo, Yeah,
I believe the bass player for Limp Biscuit was Sam Rivers,
all right, that he just recently died. Oh that's sad. Yeah, No,
how do you know his name? The bass player for

(13:56):
Limp Biscuit?

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (13:57):
Do you not remember that? I was nineteen years old
when they were on Top of the Earth sixteen. I
don't remember his name.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
You don't remember your own name? Paul good Start?

Speaker 6 (14:06):
Yeah, who are you dying.

Speaker 9 (14:09):
Me?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Right?

Speaker 9 (14:11):
I was nineteen during the Limp Biscuit baby boom. If
I had been twenty five, I'd be like a I
have a I don't know, like a six or seven
kids at this point. I would have been uncontrollable. Yeah,
you know, and you'd be listening now to a lot
of shot ah No, probably chocolate starfish in the hot
dog flavored water.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Great bit, What a dumb name for the album. God,
I love that band though. They were so fun. Yeah
they got it, they got it? Who cares? Right? Who cares?
Green jacket, gold jacket? Before the Internet turned mean? They
were big. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (14:47):
Well, I wonder if if Limp Biscuit had debuted in
two thousand and eighty, Oh, what the Internet would have
thought of them? Probably because Harry freaking loved in the
late nineties loved it.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
You know what band I'm currently into a lot? Hey,
I let me.

Speaker 10 (15:00):
Yes, it's a band that is hated, no, not hated,
but it's a band from that era.

Speaker 9 (15:05):
Alternative. Yeah, how many people in this band. Let's put
this together, Chris, Let's let's solve this riddle.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
Let me look, I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (15:13):
Nineties nineties alternative band that Sauce is currently into.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Nineties alternative band that he's into.

Speaker 9 (15:19):
Are they still big? It's four members kind of all men?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (15:24):
Coldplay?

Speaker 11 (15:26):
No, I've never been into cold Play.

Speaker 9 (15:27):
No. I think it's four four dudes or early nineties,
mid nineties, late nineties. Their first album came out in.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Let's look here, four guys Great against the Machine.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
Nope, I'm not sure that there's four people.

Speaker 10 (16:00):
Their first album came out in ninety three. Their biggest
album came out in nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
So it would have been their second album.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Probably the third album.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
Third album was their biggest album.

Speaker 10 (16:14):
Third album was their biggest Yeah. Third album had the
most hits on it. It's not corn it's not a
hard band. It's an alternative band. Right, yeah, it's not.

Speaker 9 (16:25):
Yeah, man, m give us another hand without giving it away.
You can do this, don't give it away. See Nope.
I've always loved them, though.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Are they hard? Are alternative?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
No? Just like Mark Hamill No, Bees good guess though, Oh.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
I don't know. I can't imagine what you like?

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Is it embarrassing? No?

Speaker 6 (17:00):
Is it a lady?

Speaker 9 (17:02):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
No? Four dudes smashing Pumpkins? No?

Speaker 11 (17:07):
Less popular. They were less popular than that popular. Man, Well,
this is fascinating, fascinating, give it to me.

Speaker 9 (17:18):
Well, but it might be our last day. Let's just
have fun and do what we want. You never know.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
Yeah, that's what I want to do. That's why I
want to move on.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Oh you want to have fun?

Speaker 9 (17:25):
After their most popular song, isn't going to give it away?
Has the initials s? M oh, Santa Monica, ever Clear?
I think it's three dudes?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Is it three?

Speaker 9 (17:42):
I'm pretty sure? Yeah, I think ever Clear was three?
But they have some absolute whalers. Yeah, I love Have
you seen them Hogs?

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Yeah, they're very good.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah, Alex alex Akis Alex Yeah, good stuff man.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, I love them.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:01):
Oh well yeah, this is why it was maybe confusing sauce.
I think it was originally three. For a long time
it was three, then it was four, and now it
might be five. So I think over the years, maybe
they've added touring and maybe arc just sitting and stuff.
But I think back in the day when like Sparkling
Fade came out.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
It was just three dudes. Yeah, well you're into ever
clear out of Good for you. They're free, dude.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
I'd love to play it for you.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
I was going to load in a whole montage of
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and then I remembered.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Our company sucks.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Well there's that.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
You guys didn't comment on that because you don't want
to get walked out in the hallway after the show.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Well as possible, you just never.

Speaker 10 (18:42):
Way anything I say at this point, it's not going
to change that.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
Maybe do ain't.

Speaker 9 (18:47):
Nobody got time for that, nobody. Oh man, I just
today's one of those days where you don't.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Want to wake up.

Speaker 9 (18:54):
Everything is bleeped and everybody sucks and you don't really
know why, but you want to just.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Justify ripping someone's head off. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (19:01):
And then I look up at my roof and I'm like, Jeese,
this day is just couldn't get worse.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Buy you a garden or go buy you.

Speaker 10 (19:09):
Gutter helmet at Gunnerhelmet mn dot com. If you have that,
you don't have to ever get up on a ladder
and clean out your gutters. Never clean your gutters again.
Gutterhelmet mn dot Com.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
All right, Marty later, I want to try a new
game later. If you guys don't care.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
I don't cares.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Something to do?

Speaker 6 (19:28):
Yeah, man, does it involve hiding my fingers?

Speaker 9 (19:34):
Did you check my notebook? Have you read my diaries?
As it was exactly what we're gonna do about a.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Man I had the same game.

Speaker 9 (19:42):
Yeah, it's it's gonna be fun, Sauce. You're gonna love it,
love it more the power te wanting to you after
this on the fan.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
Do do?

Speaker 10 (19:57):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Here we are on Tuesday. Let's go.

Speaker 9 (20:04):
All right, I said I have a game later I
want to try, but you want to try one now?
Normally I would have waited for Mark Parrish so the
two of them could do it together. Oh yeah, but Chris,
why don't we just try this with just you?

Speaker 1 (20:17):
All right? Pressures on, I get this man now, Sauce.

Speaker 9 (20:20):
I want you to guess. I'm gonna quickly go through them. Chris,
don't make any reaction, Sauce. Here's the ten how many?
These are the top ten by the way Jersey sales
during this season of the NBA.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
So from October to now, so things sold in New Jersey.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
These are the ten players in the NBA that had
the highest jersey sales in twenty twenty five slash twenty
twenty six. Yes, all right, Sauce, here's the names in
your head count.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
How many you think he'll get?

Speaker 9 (20:46):
Steph Curry, Luca Brunson, Wemby, Lebron and Tatum Sga, Cooper,
Flag Joker, tell me who they are. You're gonna tell
me what teams they play for? Jesus, how many of

(21:06):
those ten will he get?

Speaker 6 (21:07):
Half?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Exactly? Five? Yeah, I think.

Speaker 9 (21:12):
It's more one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. It
might be. It's seven for sure. And I know this
is Chris and this is the NBA. It's seven for sure.
That one's very unlikely. That one's not super like that's
the one that's the least likely for seven to no chance.

(21:34):
I'm going seven, maybe eight, thoughts, I'll say eight only
I'm gonna go a little extra optimism.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
I'm gonna say eight. You're gonna say seven or under?

Speaker 9 (21:47):
Yeah, all right, Chris, let's go a Steph Curry current
team Golden State Warriors one for one, Luca Los Angeleskers,
that is two for two. Jalen Brunson pass. Yeah, we'll
come back to that Celtics. Uh no, all right, that's
the wrong answer. He plays for the New York Knicks
Wemby San Antonio. That's three, Lebron the Lakers four an okay, okay,

(22:15):
that's five. Jason Tatum o.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Glaomacy, No, he plays for Boston.

Speaker 9 (22:31):
No, you have five so far. So for me to
be right, you got to get all three. S g
A Shay Gilgess Alexander plays four. Ok there we go.
Now I got a chance. Uh Cooper flag Man, he

(22:53):
might get this. Take your time, hang on because that's
the drama. Then let's go to the other one. Joker Okay, Choker,
Nikola Jokic plays for help Joker Papa Denver, Denver. Yes,

(23:16):
that's who would be Wolves play on Saturday Denver. Well,
so it comes down to this one. That's exactly seven.
If you get this right, I win. If you get
it wrong, Sauce wins. Cooper flag plays four.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
I know he's a brand new player.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
It is correct, so he must be on a brand
new good team.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
If well, maybe he's not on a good team.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
I'm just gonna have to guess. I really don't know,
I really don't know. Is it Oklahoma City.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
No, it's it Dallas, Dallas Mavericks.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
I don't know. Thanks for having confidence in me. I'm
surprised I got that kind.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Of thought you'd get Cooper. All right. No, that's not bad. Seven,
that's not bad. That's a C. Yeah, thank you're c
Thank you all right?

Speaker 9 (24:03):
Now both of you, both of you and the listeners
can play along in your own heads. What about the
top team selling merch According to NBA dot com the
top ten Well Lakers Lakers are number two. Let's do
family feud style number two, Los Angeles Lakers. The nick
Nicks are number one. Obviously giant market Knicks or one.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Did since Wimby's into San Antonina start getting.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Spurs are five very good. Spurs are five.

Speaker 9 (24:33):
Knicks one, Lakers two Spurs five Dallas first one. That
is incorrect. Wait do you go that's a strike one.
We're gonna keep track of strike on.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oklahoma City. That is number eight, OKAC number eight.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
If Boston's got a good player, I bet they're big because.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
They got a lot of people.

Speaker 9 (24:51):
Celtics are three, So you have the top three and
five and eight.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Miami Heat.

Speaker 9 (25:05):
Strike to sauce, you're strewing it up for Chris, You've
got both stripes so far, Denver, Denver number ten. Chris
is the NBA expert. Sauce has two strikes. Chris is
just firing bullets.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah, I'm sorry. So you're missing four, six, seven, and nine.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
I wonder if the Wolves are in there? Do you
think they are? Whoever?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Else? Just the market?

Speaker 9 (25:40):
Okay, Wolves, it's the reason I brought this up. The
Wolves are number nine. The Wolves are number freaking nine.
How far we've come. The other three are guessable based
just on market size and a little bit star power
as well.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
You're missing four to six, and seven than Golden States.
Golden States for.

Speaker 9 (26:04):
Maybe Christians do the list himselves. The other two, the
other two are absolutely based on market size, not the
quality of their current teams, because both teams are not great.

Speaker 6 (26:15):
Well there's another team in New York right.

Speaker 9 (26:17):
Uh, yes, but that is incorrect. But yes, that's a
good thought process. But no, okay, Brooklyn is terrible? Are
they terrible?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Terrible?

Speaker 6 (26:26):
They should get better? Did we say that? We said Dallas?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I did, Yeah, it was wrong.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
It couldn't. Chicago.

Speaker 13 (26:35):
Chicago's number seven. Yep, I'm sorry, christ is killing it?
And what else we got there's big cities in Florida.
There's other big cities in Texas.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
This is a an Eastern Conference team.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
It doesn't help me at all.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, that doesn't help it.

Speaker 9 (26:59):
Philly, Philly Christian just do the last well done huts
the Philadelphia seventy six ers. But again, the reason why
I brought that up. The Wolves are in the top ten,
isn't that nuts? Aunt is No, definitely not normal. No,
ant Is ant is sixth in Jersey sales, and the
Wolves are ninth in terms of team merch.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Go to NBA dot com.

Speaker 10 (27:20):
Nobody fifteen years ago was buying Rashow Nastereovitch Jerseys.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Maybe Corey alm Rosie kept telling me too. Yeah, oh
you shouldn't listen to Rosie.

Speaker 9 (27:29):
Yeah, he told you to get that Felton Spencer Jersey. Yeah,
Wolves are ninth, not bad man hell yeah. Yeah, they
are big underdogs.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
In their series starting this week. But we'll talk about
that later.

Speaker 9 (27:39):
In fact, we can talk about that when we come
back because from page ports is in a second right
here in power Chip won't show on the fan.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Alright, here we go this Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
No Johnny Bones, he's out doing something else.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Mars will be here a little bit later.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Until then, you got your sports experts here.

Speaker 9 (28:04):
Time now for front paid sports presented by Holiday Station Stars.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
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Speaker 9 (28:10):
For a limited time, you can get some Monster three
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Speaker 1 (28:20):
Maybe you like the juice hang, I like the juice.

Speaker 9 (28:25):
I get you some more juice juice, No, not the
Monster juice juice.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Sure the Jews? Yeah, sure, I do. You LaGG of
the Jews? And you know that is sauce. Correct? You
know who the person saying that is you LaGG of
the Jews.

Speaker 10 (28:41):
Uh, it's the guy that is uh.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Juice Jews. Yeah, Rob Schneider, you lagged the Jews.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
I like the idea that he went to a restaurant
or a buffet or something and he heard that and
he became a character on the right.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I like that great bit. Yeah yeah, so three for
eight Monster at Holiday three for eight, I like it.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
Let's do it. Let's go there.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Now.

Speaker 9 (29:09):
The Minnesota Twins are the hottest team in baseball, give
or take.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
They won thirteen to six. What's it, Kurt Bills?

Speaker 9 (29:16):
No, it was a couple of guys I'd never really
heard of, but they won thirteen to six over the
Red Sox. They led eleven nothing after two innings. Yeah,
they had four home runs. Buxton Carottini, our guy Jeffers
and something called Ryan Kreedler.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I quit no idea.

Speaker 9 (29:32):
I think that's how you say it. K R k
R E I d L e R Creedler. That's right,
Kriedler Kreedler. Let's go Creedler. Don Kreedler, no idea who
he is, but shout out for the home run. Four
home runs for the Minnesota Twins. The Twins have won
seven of their last eight games.

Speaker 6 (29:48):
I don't think you guys get it.

Speaker 9 (29:49):
Bailey over six innings, seven hits, four runs, seven strikeouts.
Looking up on your phone as the Ras now five
point four to nine. Jeffers had three hits. He's red hot.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
They keep taking picture of that lady's close off every
time they won a game.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Really sure, who's the lady? Uh?

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Your dad?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Wait, so my dad.

Speaker 9 (30:12):
Get somebody on Twitter made a really awesome point, Yes, said,
did you see the discrepancy between the two dads? Somebody somebody,
and I wish I could give this person critic. Somebody
on Twitter says Chris on a daily basis says that
he uses Sauce's dad as a sex slave.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
But if Sauce says.

Speaker 9 (30:31):
Like Chris is dad, not Dwight, Chris is like, wait
a minute, don't you dare imply that my dad likes
poor But you spend all day going your dad's under
the table.

Speaker 10 (30:46):
I love how Chris Hockey talks about Jeff as if
he owns his own mister slave. But Meat Sauce can't
say and think about Hawk's dad only Dwight.

Speaker 6 (30:58):
It seems like a like a violation to say my
dad likes pooport.

Speaker 9 (31:01):
I don't know, but it's not a violation to say
Jeff Lambert's you're like basically tied up gimp twenty four hours,
but he likes it.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
Do that.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Oh you're awful. Oh no, you're not awful.

Speaker 9 (31:15):
Byron Buckston's home run was his eighty fifth of his
career at target Field. That passes Max Kepler sorry Zach
for the most in target Field history.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Wow, he doesn't mean a lot to be able to
wear this uniform and do it in this uniform, do
it here in front.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Of the fans.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
This I think everybody in here, which it could be
something that they could do.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
You know, I had a few.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Of them ago, I'm coming for you, but I got
eighty five more to go. And it's like funny stories
like that. It's definitely don't take it for granted, you know,
it's I.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Spent a long time. So that was eighty five home runs.

Speaker 9 (31:46):
Just a target field, target field, so he had to
do it there, Yep, just a target field. Uh. The
Twins are hitting a lot of home runs. They are
tied for the second most home runs in Major League Baseball.
They've scored the fifth most runs overall in baseball. They
have the fourth best record in baseball, behind only three
teams in the NL. Because the Twins have the best

(32:08):
record in the American League ten and seven, tied with Cleveland,
so they are tied for first in the division, tied
for first in the AL.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Is going on?

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Is it possible that the reason Johnny beans Bond's bones
didn't come in to days because he's embarrassed about telling
us how bad this team is going to be when.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
They're so damn good. That should be against the law.

Speaker 9 (32:25):
Well, you know who's pissed his sauce has the under.
He wants his team to hit the under. What seventy
two and a half.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
They're about there. Now, here's the thing. They're in a
nice little pace. Here's the thing. Here, here it comes
the thing.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
Go ahead, rain on my parade.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I'm not. This is awesome. I'm glad they're they're good.
I am I'm not.

Speaker 10 (32:45):
I don't dislike anyone that works for or plays on
that team. But if they are this good in July,
they have to add to the team.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh, you have to.

Speaker 10 (33:01):
If you have an opportunity to win the division and
advance in the playoffs and get people back in the stadium,
you have to add. This is where Tom Pohlad has
to step up when he said they tried all off
season and nobody believed in that they were gonna do
all this. If they add significant talent at the trade deadline,

(33:21):
if they were in the same spot, then people will
change their mind.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
But they'll throw out their moojo. You gotta add talent.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
No, they don't.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Look at them, they're killing.

Speaker 9 (33:31):
Why do you need more talent than this? They're loaded
with talent. The maximum amount of talent.

Speaker 10 (33:37):
You could use A good first baseman, you could use
a trust, dude.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
This is one of those teams radio model. No, this
is one of those teams. I don't even know, subtraction.

Speaker 9 (33:46):
I don't even know if Otani's skill set fits into
a team like this.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
Why would we want him?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
You know what I mean? Sowc know who he plays for?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (33:54):
I do?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Sure he does?

Speaker 6 (33:59):
Are you and me? I tell you?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah? Oh? The Dodgers? Yeah, well done. He's killing it
on sports. Sure I am. You know it's more about
the NBA than you. Yes, he displained that.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
I learned the hard way, Yester. I had better be
ready for anything.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
You're not wrong. You're not wrong.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Ain't that right?

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (34:17):
The Minnesota Lynx took TCU star Olivia Miles with a
second to.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Pick in the w NBA draft.

Speaker 9 (34:23):
She was formerly of a Notre Dame transferred to TCU
almost twenty points a game last year. Oh yeah, man,
Azy Fudd went number one to Dallas. Man and her
girlfriend Page Beckers plays on the team.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Is that right? Sure?

Speaker 6 (34:36):
And her last name I.

Speaker 9 (34:37):
Fud exactly, Yes, just like Elmer Fudd. No kidding, And
you're thinking the same thing.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I'm thinking.

Speaker 9 (34:43):
It's the only Fud I've ever heard of. In my
entire life except for Elmer.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yep, and fud Rutgers is the only thing close. And
I wish there was a fud Rutgers here.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
How good would that?

Speaker 4 (34:53):
I had the best honey mustard. And it's a weird
thing to like focus on on a burger joint, but
I loved their honeymustard.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Remember how long their fries were?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Oh yeah, golly ma, there has to be one around.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Do you need to shut your mouth?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
That's what the waiter at fud Ruckers said. Yeah, because
they were running out of food. You've made them clothes. Oh,
there isn't one.

Speaker 9 (35:15):
In Minnesota anymore. The Kiss of Death. Oh yeah, there
was that one off of what France? Well, there was
one over here, right over here. Yeah, Chinese restaurant.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
I think I didn't even know.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Yeah, man, Chinese buffets, remember back in your heavy days
when you loved them?

Speaker 10 (35:29):
Oh I loved them. I still love them, do you?
But I can't go to them. It's dangerous. I'll just
eat six plates of.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
Foot stands for the business.

Speaker 10 (35:37):
Yeah, there's a nine of them in what looks to
be nine. I didn't count them. There's a ton of
them in Texas. Are you getting me fud Rockers. Yeah,
I would go there just for that shocking. There's a
bunch in Florida.

Speaker 9 (35:49):
Well again, just like Derek Queen who plays in the
NBA now got a dairy Queen endorsement. You have to
if there's a whole bunch of fud Ruckers in Texas,
she just got drafted to do that.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
You have to. You got to get a fud Ruckers
and come on, you know where there is one?

Speaker 6 (36:06):
You just said in Texas?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
No, in a different.

Speaker 9 (36:09):
Uh, Massachusetts, Yeah, there's nailed it.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
There's one. Not at the can I guess, Yeah, at
the airport. Here we go.

Speaker 9 (36:20):
See if I get this right, I'm guessing the state, Yeah, Alabama, Alaska.

Speaker 10 (36:26):
If you're gonna guess, you're not taking it serious last week?

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Why would you?

Speaker 9 (36:33):
Why would you say you know where there is You're
going to say, Las Vegas, Nevada.

Speaker 10 (36:39):
Yeah, And I haven't been here at the Orleans Casino.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (36:44):
I've been to the Orleans because they have low stakes
poker and my dad.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Plays there when he comes with us, So I've ubered
with him to the Orleans. It's off the strip.

Speaker 9 (36:52):
It's off the strip, and it's like a gigantic local spot.
The locals don't go to the strip. The locals go
to place the Orleans that.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
Were like they would they would go there because they
would give them free rooms.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
And they have a movie theater and stuff. It's a
giant fill facility.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
It's a huge bitch man.

Speaker 9 (37:09):
Yeah, it's a really big casino. Not not epically far
off the strip. It's not like a Red Rock where
it's like a full twenty minute drive. Orleans is just
off the strip, but not walkable. Right, that's a long
ass walk do.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
The walk of life.

Speaker 9 (37:24):
It's down like it's down on the like. So if
you're standing on the Aria, yeah, like New York, New
York exactly. It's on that side of the Harmon, exactly
across the highway.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Yep, fud Rutgers. When we go out there, will you
come with me?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Yeah? Will you buy?

Speaker 6 (37:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
You've been to the Orleans right Hogs? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (37:45):
Man? Yeah, still the one great side.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
And that's the name of the band that saying it.
Did you know that?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:54):
Oh yeah, well then shut up, Okay.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah, this place looks sweet Orleans or fud Wreckers.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Both fed Wreckers kill right now? Yeah, I can't believe
the amount of joints that have gone out of business.

Speaker 9 (38:09):
To say, you know what I mean, joints is a
cool word.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Yeah, like Krispy Kreme died and now it's coming back
a little bit.

Speaker 9 (38:18):
Red Lobster's falling apart, right, Hopefully the new CEO figures
it out, because those Cheddar Bay Biscuits cannot go away.
Do you think if Red Lobster completely collapsed, like the
actual restaurants across the country just shut down, that they
would still sell the mix?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, there has to be
an example of.

Speaker 9 (38:40):
That of the company failing but a special product still
joined into stores or staying in stores.

Speaker 10 (38:47):
There aren't a lot of TGI Fridays left. They sell
all their apps like the Frozen.

Speaker 9 (38:53):
Yet for sure, So I hope the cheddar Bay Biscuits
live an infamy even if the restaurants continue to struggle.
It's just too good or how awesome would it be
if the Cheddar Bay Biscuits were essentially a casual or
a restaurant or a fast food restaurant free agent and
Red Lobster's like, look it's over for us, We're done,

(39:15):
But hey, canes, do you want Cheddarbay Biscuits and Todd
Graves goes I'll.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Take two, yes, yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
What if Cheddar Bay Biscuits just became a drive through
and that was the name of the place and that's
all they sold. I would like a cheeseburger. You get
Cheddara Biscuits and shut your mouth.

Speaker 9 (39:34):
If they put one in Plymouth, I would be in
the newest season of my six hundred pound life.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Can you imagine? Honestly? Can you?

Speaker 9 (39:43):
I'd have to change my pants if Todd Graves and
Canes bought the recipe for Cheddar Baby Biscuits, It'd be like, guys,
you have adult diapers. If not, I have to go home. Man,
that would be a game changer. Yeah, and I freaking
love the toast Canes. But if I have the option
for Cheddarbay Biscuits and the Canes.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Bread, You're fat. Make it happen, Todd Graves, make it happen.

Speaker 9 (40:08):
That dude can do anything he wants. Yeah, make it happen.
If Red Lobster goes under, let's do what really matters. Yeah,
when we come back, scores and stats around the world
of sports. Marnie in like forty minutes will try a
new game in the eight o'clock hour.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Who cares if it doesn't work? Right, what do we
got to lose? I don't care. Ye, who cares? Right,
We're gonna do this.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
We're gonna do big correct.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, We're gonna do something. The greatest game ever, or
it could be the worst game ever.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Either way, there might be somebody waiting outside the door
when the show's over.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
Can we call it the Mmm?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah? Oh, I got you. We should That's right, I
got you. What really matters is next?

Speaker 10 (40:54):
Yow.

Speaker 6 (40:54):
You know what I need to do. I need to
write with Flair and talk with Flair.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Rick Flair.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Sure, I don't know if Phil Phil answer.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
I'm reading old timey newspaper articles right now because of
what really matters. In just a moment, I got a
really a deep dive into some of what really matters.
But from the I believe it's the Saint Cloud No
Saint Paul Daily Globe, Friday morning, April sixteenth, eighteen eighty six.

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And you'll understand why in a minute.

Speaker 9 (41:30):
But man, they wrote with Flair, Well, it was just
after Clint Eastwood, That's true, after he just drove off
the side of that bridge.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
You for Tanning battled Hawk's favorite film.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
Number three is the best.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Yeah, mad Dog.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
If you guys watched it again now as you're older
and you get it, I bet that you would like
it more.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
It's the best of the three films. It had such
depth and power.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
It's the worst of the three. But that's okay.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
See that's because you saw it as a kid. You
didn't get it.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
First one is the best, and it's not even close.

Speaker 6 (41:57):
Well listen, no, the second one.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
The first was good because you finally get up with
but the second, third, and the twentieth and the fiftieth
are always better because you know what you're doing now.
And I'm talking about Didland.

Speaker 9 (42:06):
Oh my god, I'm still talking about back to the future.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
Oh when do we change subjects?

Speaker 9 (42:11):
I think you did mid sense, Yeah you mid word.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
So all right, so they wrote with flair though. Yeah,
we'll get to eight. Yeah they really did, all right.

Speaker 9 (42:24):
Ovo Lasik and Lens brings you what really matters, scores
and stats around the world of sports, and in between,
Chris will change your life with something else. Thanks to Ovo,
Lasick and Lens, doctor Mark Loomanoff and doctor.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
David White and go get Lasik at Ovo. Yeah, man, Wo.

Speaker 9 (42:38):
The Wild lost last night, it doesn't really matter. Again,
everything's locked up. We're playing Dallas later this week, so
who cares? The Wild did lose to Saint Louis though
they led three to one, they lost six to three,
But again, who cares? Goals by Felino, eurov and mcaerrin'
Nick Felino. By the way, now I have to you
gotta narrow identify which one it is. So final game

(43:00):
of the regular season is tonight against Anaheim.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Then we're moving on to Dallas.

Speaker 10 (43:05):
Which will basically be like a preseason game, right because
like Huest didn't play last night, Caprisoft didn't play. I
don't think favor played. I know Spurgeon did, but I
would guess it'll be basically like a preseason game.

Speaker 9 (43:20):
And how about the name of the guy that this
is the last couple of weeks we've been talking about this.
I shouldn't say we, but the internet has haw. You
see the guy who now plays for the Wild, Yeah,
he did. His first name is Viking, Viking Gustafson or
Gustafson Nyberg.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
So Viking. We have a guy named Viking. Yeah, hell,
the Wild. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (43:44):
Right, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 9 (43:45):
Yeah, hey on, I have not looked yet. Let's click
on it in a second. What Scandinavian country do we
think this dude's from. That sounds Swedish, but it could
be Denmark, it could be Norway. Where do we think
this dude's from. I'm gonna know the mark to go Denmark.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, so I'm to go. I'll go with Denmark as well.
He is from Stockholm, Sweden.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Damn it straight to hell.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
That was the six. That's a huge bitch, A huge bitch, dude, six.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Six, guy he's A viking who's six.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Six yeah for, him o, man and he played defensive
line cally.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
MA i wonder if he ever gets the urge to
attack a.

Speaker 9 (44:24):
Church, oh speaking Of vikings d, Line, Erm i'd me
to tell you something during the.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Break but what really matters is, This.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Corey i'm about to tell you a story in the
next few what really matters about a terrible day in
the history Of, minnesota the eighteen eighty Six Saint Cloud
Sock rapids tornado. OUTBREAK i will be citing a story
from The Saint Paul Daily globe Dayline friday, Morning april, Sixteenth.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
You know what's crazy is in eighteen Eight.

Speaker 9 (45:00):
St paul had almost no ability to cover news from The.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
Globe, yeah that's, right that's.

Speaker 9 (45:08):
That's pretty brag to, be, like we're The Saint Paul
Daily Globe.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Globe, yeah that is PRETTY i take your days to
get news From Saint.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Cloud like this is The friday paper in eighteen eighty,
six The thursday paper talked about a guy Named columbus.

Speaker 9 (45:21):
Exactly, yeah, well because they had just heard they just
got Their Daily. Globe it's eighteen eighty. Six, yeah your.
Pricks but they thought they had.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
It, man they were at the they were they were
like at the tip of the. Spear they had it
all figured out back. Then they didn't know it was
going to be.

Speaker 9 (45:35):
Now, no they weren't covering stories In. Minneapolis they didn't
care About Viking. Johnson, no it was like a Reverse.
Rosen they didn't cross the river The. Perkins who wants
to see a Reverse. Roses in, fact the last Time
rosen went To, perkins he was reading The Saint Paul Daily.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
Globe damned righty, was and he was there by.

Speaker 9 (45:55):
ACCIDENT i listened to that, breakdown by the, Way, yeah
it was really well dumb.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Quotes, yesterday listened to The The.

Speaker 9 (46:03):
War of The rosens as they called, it and it
was essentially just audio from both both shows back and
forth saying what they said and then what we, said
and what they said and what we, said and it
was basically Just the MORE i listened back to, it
the MORE i, thought we crushed that. Argument thank, you.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Well we understood what we.

Speaker 9 (46:20):
Said we want to if we won the, argument and
we are. Correct, Yeah rosen was. Wrong we. Won here's
unanimous to a runaway victory for.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Us the headline read as follows gloom the stricken cities
of Sock rapids In Saint cloud bout in deep grief
over the bodies of their.

Speaker 9 (46:46):
Dead all, right, already can somebody please start writing like
this for The eribune or The Pioneer.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Press or The.

Speaker 9 (46:53):
Athletic so somebody Besides Diana. ROSSINI i don't want her
to write LIKE i.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Want to read her naugh even yeah you're, yeah she
might write this next. Sentence The roster of The, slain
oh by contains an even sixty.

Speaker 9 (47:11):
Names The roster of The Slain, yeah, dude that is, uhh.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
That's next. LEVEL i love. It, yeah that's, GREASY.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
A silent testimonial to the Storm king's, power ruin and
death at a wedding At rice's, station touching scenes At
Charnell houses of the, victims a myriad of fractured, skulls broken,
limbs and tore.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Scalps, hey you know how you said when you were In.

Speaker 9 (47:46):
Rise, yeah and you were In california and you, said
like you heard rage against the, machine and you were,
LIKE i should just. Quit if somebody had WHEN i
went to The university Of minnesota for, journalism if somebody
had just handed me this, STORY i would have and,
Like i'm going. Home, YEAH i can't top. THIS i
can't top the roster of the. Slain that sounds like

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a great band name. Though this kicks.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Ass, yeah this is it's.

Speaker 9 (48:12):
Sad if your if your son or daughter is one
of the roster of the. SLAIN i don't know if
this is the way you want to read about it
in the, paper but.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
Yeah you're probably. Dead oh, yeah but the rest of, us.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Man that's a that's well.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Written most of the bodies of the dead to be
consigned to earth.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Today, jeez is this gutten? Poe this is legit.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Heroic work for the wounded by local and visiting. Physicians
The Saint Paul Jobbers Union committee arrives with provisions substantial
responses made By minneapolis and other, cities the sympathy of
the Whole northwest extended to the, sufferers and then it
gives the complete list of.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Dead The roster of The.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
Slain The roster of The slain title of the Podcast
Act roster of The slain is also WHAT i called
my little black. Book my, god twenty years.

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Old sauce calls it the menu at Fud.

Speaker 10 (49:13):
Rockers, hell, YEAH i eat that right.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Now, uh good, afternoon. Sir what do you want the
roster of The. Slain i'll take the right side of
the menu.

Speaker 9 (49:26):
Exactly, yeah ran out of that last week when you
were here for.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Lunch this, Morning.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Tommy's roster of The slain has a lot Of ulson's on.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
It Oh, God, tommy good. Morning you should see ihearts.
Lists oh another name, Man The roster of The. Slain
son of a, bitch, yeh the.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Worst i'm right read you some of the actual story
when we come back or when we.

Speaker 9 (49:53):
That was the actual. Story that was, Fantastic AND i
know fantastic. Writing uh by the way back news. Again
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man cancer hates. Him, yeah and he just keeps, kissing,
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Ass but maybe he is kissing. Him maybe that's like,
again MAYBE i.

Speaker 9 (50:15):
Don't think it transmits that. WAY i don't think you
can get it from kissing.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
Ass but maybe he's confusing cancer by loving.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
It so best of luck To dickie number five.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
MAN i hate basketball AND i love that. Guy everybody
Loves dick this thing like Like jim nance. TOO i
can care less About. GUFF i can listen to that
some bitch talk all day.

Speaker 9 (50:34):
Long what what percentage of sports fans do you think
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well hates. Him it's probably like thirty percent of The
internet thinks he. Sucks it's like he should be universally.
LOVED i think he, is but he's got to be
in an era where we all love to hate most.

(50:55):
PEOPLE i think he is still mostly universally loved right very.
Close how do, you, Hey DICKY? V he's eighty six eighty,
Six so best of luck To DICKIE. V not that
he's listening to. This nobody listens to this. Show rosan.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
Doesn't what if he's a big.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Fan if he, is then we're all big fans of
you and best.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Everybody you made basketball fun ye, yeah college. Basketball look
what you did For march. Madness you made it. Matter, yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yep it's one of those. Voices.

Speaker 9 (51:23):
Man When DICKY v back in the day was on the,
call it was this is. Awesome it Was carolina and
must be a big. Game this means, Something, yeah this means.

Speaker 13 (51:32):
War.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Man he's a cartoon. Character, yeah made, great best possible.
Way he's. Himself that's what makes him. Great b, yourself be.
Yourself thought a musical was, Starting it was, like huck loves.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
MUSICAL i DO i really love?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Him? Yeah more of what really matters after this twenty?

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Story, dude why do you hear the way he describes
people waking up the next. DAY i don't know who
the sun bitch, was but it must have Been Paul douglas's,
grandpa and.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
It probably.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Was it Was Paul douglas's grandpa eighteen eighty. Six that'd be.

Speaker 9 (52:08):
Great nothing, ELSE i, MEAN i guess it could. Be, yeah,
yeah he probably got it on. Mathematically it's, possible. Right
we hear those stories all the time about pretty big
gaps between grandfathers and.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Grandsons it's. Possible more of what really matters after, This
i'm a. Fan, hey let it.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
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crystal change your life with something.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
Else marty's on her way here in the, rain.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Sure is this is perfect band sleeping weather.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Dude let me tell us in the van last, NIGHT
i slept so good last. NIGHT i can't even tell.
YOU i don't know WHY i sleep so well in parked.
Cars maybe BECAUSE i grew up in A i grew
up in a mobile. Home BUT i cant help. IT
i love.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
It and then it.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Rains, WELL i think you slept for two. Reasons the. Rain,
yeah and there was NO nba games last.

Speaker 6 (53:19):
Night, yeah that helped a.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
Lot, well he didn't have to watch them, EXACTLY i
didn't have to hear about him or feel. Them the
stress of both, worlds that's what it. Is but THE
nba is back at it tonight with a couple of playing,
games and there's a couple. Tomorrow so tonight the nine
to ten game in The east Is miami At, charlotte
and then the seven to eight game in The west
Is portland At.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Phoenix can you.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Believe THE nfl hasn't instituted a playing game? YET i,
mean it makes so much sense for them to do.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
It, yeah, YEAH i mean IT'S i.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
Mean almost every team makes the playoffs these days.

Speaker 9 (53:56):
ANYWAY i mean you could argue when they expanded the,
postseason that's kind of the, equivalent is that he just
kind of made Wild card weekend.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
BIGGER i can see him making one extra weekend and
giving two teams the first weekend.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Off.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
SURE i love the playing game. IDEA i don't care
about basketball for, real, though you know WHAT i, mean cool?

Speaker 9 (54:17):
Idea, yeah the best part most people don't care about
the playing. Games the best part about it is that
there are two. Games the nine to ten games that
are single elimination, games, right you can just go. Home
If miami And, charlotte if they lose, tonight they're.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
Done how long have there been playing games in THE?
Nba just?

Speaker 9 (54:35):
Roughly, WELL i don't know five, years six or at
least was it PRE? Covid when did they have to
play in? Tournament martie would. KNOW i don't know something like.
THAT i, mean it's got to be less than, ten
no matter what it, is it's less.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
TIME i, said nobody ever done a damn thing after
winning the playing? Game do you think like even one?

Speaker 14 (54:51):
Round?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
WOW i don't, know it'd be. Cool really good question
answering an eight seed? Upset was A dallas was the one?

Speaker 6 (55:03):
Seed where were they said?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
About? No, yeah good.

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Point if only there was a website where we could,
probably but it would take time And martie don't know
what she gets. HURT i like to Letting marni be the.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Expert what really matters is.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
This so we've been talking about this terrible tornado that
Hit Soccer rapids And Saint cloud back in one hundred
and forty years. Ago today and reading from The Saint
Paul Daily, GLOBE i read the actual body of the.
Story listen to. This i'm going to say a Word
i'm afraid to. Say oh, OH i, KNOW i don't.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
KNOW i wouldn't say.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
It, Okay i'm not going to say. It i'm not
going to say. It i'm not going to say.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
It, OKAY i wouldn't do.

Speaker 6 (55:42):
It i'm not going to say. It, okay you're, Right
i'm not going to say.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
It The cyclone's terrible work special from a staff. Correspondent
this writing not even credited to an, individual just the,
staff just the staff. CORRESPONDENT a clear sky hung over
this city this. Morning when the sun rose from its

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bother some word, couch.

Speaker 9 (56:10):
It was, like this is like match. Game Now i'm
going to figure out what the word is bother.

Speaker 14 (56:15):
SOME i think it's a bothersome. Word let's start With oh,
man it's a part of the. World oh got.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
IT i don't think we use that word, anymore do.
WE i.

Speaker 9 (56:31):
DON'T i think you're not supposed to use that in
terms of the, people BUT i think you can still
use it for. Rugs you set me. Up, No i'm pretty, Sure,
OKAY i must say. IT i think it's when it's,
items but not. People but Maybe i'm. Wrong, hey, man
enter at your own. Risk BUT i THINK i want
to do the must.

Speaker 6 (56:48):
Walk.

Speaker 9 (56:49):
OH i think the items are that the people are.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
NOT i Think i'm gonna do. It i'm gonna say.
It HERE i. Go, Yeah i'm gonna say.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
It when the sun rose from its oriental couch and
spread his garish robes out over the face of, nature
and it seemed that his mission was to dry the
tears of the grief stricken, community which witnessed his rising with.

Speaker 9 (57:20):
Eyes wouldn't you read the paper? Away this is. Nuts
this is so much better a regular daily.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Article in a.

Speaker 6 (57:30):
NEWSPAPER i am about an admittedly big.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Story but this guy's this.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Person maybe it's a woman because they just say staff
course by they might give.

Speaker 9 (57:38):
Her, YEAH i mean it was just one of the
guys situations where it was the best female writer in
eighteen eighty. Six they're, like we can't tell him a.
Woman we can't vote for another thirty.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Year see and do me a favorite about some word
insult some. PEOPLE i wanted to lose a button or.
Two why are you writing with that right? Hand give
me a drink the. Left you guys have it. Down
you were worried about the. Words, right oh, man, ANYWAY
i don't. Know this is fantastic.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Writing what's to dry the tears of the grief stricken
community which witnessed has rising with eyes that were aching
from their continued weeping and need of?

Speaker 6 (58:19):
Rest holy, moly the store. One come on, there.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
You know the let's break this.

Speaker 9 (58:29):
Down the reason why people don't write like this anymore
is everything this writer is saying is not. Provable you
know What i'm. Saying it's all just like poetic. Edition
none of it's, factual like the.

Speaker 6 (58:41):
Whole like an opinion piece, Exactly, like, yeah.

Speaker 9 (58:44):
You know their their eyes are heavy because OF abc
and D well you don't know that you're just doing
it because they they're probably very. Sad but it's not
like these are confirmable. Things this is just poetic, yeah, Additions.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
And i'm, like, now there aren't a thousand pictures of, it.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
But for sure there's NO.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Tv this is the only way these people are going
to read about this, stuff and so he's got to
make it, colorful.

Speaker 9 (59:04):
Right but, like for, example how do you measure a
person's emotional? Devastation you, can't, right that's not that's not a.
Number it's not, definable it's they're. Devastated this guy or
Undercover dell is making it sound like he knows Exactly,

(59:24):
yeah how grief stricken they.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Are by using all these great.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Points Saint claud was a long damn way away in
eighteen eighty. Six he probably didn't make his way, there
or She she, Did she definitely.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Did it was gonna take weeks on a, horse and she.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Can't leave the house without. Permission she's not she can't
drive a horse and. Buggy what if a fake mustache falls? Off?

Speaker 9 (59:49):
Tom she gets to say, Cloud she gets to. Think
you fellas covering this story, too, Buddies, Terry.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
Terry look at your giant.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Jugs i'm here to cover the story. Too.

Speaker 9 (01:00:09):
Yeah, Hey i'm here to cover this story, too, Right
And I'm Sidney. Loud you're, young but your kids are
gonna love.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
It the stores opened at the usual, hour but the
customers that passed through their doors were, few and the
clerks stood at the doors discussing in sad voice the
terrible visitation of death that will never be. Forgotten so
long As saint claud is known as a dwelling place
of human, Beings.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Jesus, wow that is my.

Speaker 9 (01:00:39):
God that is if you go to CHAT gpt and
go give me another way to say the word.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
City, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:48):
Thanks From thanks eighteen eighty sixth the so yeah say
that part again that that is unbelievable to say away
just that is literally the definition of.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
City but as depressed seen as. Possible go do that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Again the terrible visitation of. Death they'll never that will
never be. Forgotten so long As Saint cloud is known
as a dwelling place of human.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
BEINGS a dwelling place of human. Beings my, GOSH i,
know button Bar, man that's. Good.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Yeah business was at a, standstill and the usual jar
and rattle of the streets had given way to the
suppressed murmur of voices as the citizens gathered in knots
on the corners and discussed the various phases of the
terrible calamity that had come so suddenly upon them and
so completely shrouded the city in a pall of. Gloom

(01:01:41):
the fortunate ones who lived beyond the path of the
whirlwind of death and destruction kindly remembered the afflicted, ones
and the ladies became nurses and turned their attention to
the alleviation of the sufferings of their.

Speaker 9 (01:01:53):
Neighbors Dear, god you, know, like all, right, look so
five years, ago ESSENTIALLY i got a degree In.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Jersey yeah, RIGHT i was going to be a.

Speaker 9 (01:02:01):
Writer but in no way in the last twenty five
years HAVE i really been a. Writer not in the
way THAT i studied for, right So i'm not a
writer at. All but listening to this person's. Writing you
ever seen those videos of when like a studio, musician
here's tool for the first, time and they're just like
and you watch their, reaction they're like, Whoa like what is?
This and they're just blown away and they're just in

(01:02:24):
awe of, LIKE i don't even know what to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Say this is so.

Speaker 9 (01:02:27):
Good, yeah two percent of me is still a, writer
But i'm just an absolute. Awe this is so much
better than anything that's in the papers in twenty SIX
i KNOW a, plus, MAN i was great in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Papers this is an a. Plus let me.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
Give you a one more paragraph BEFORE u before we
get another.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Score and like one hundred and forty people died or
what did you? Say how many people?

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
DIED i don't, Remember, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:02:50):
Exactly it's a Relevant they're writing's so Good we forgot
that people, Die, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
RIGHT u seventy two unfortunately passed away in over two
hundred b. Inch.

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
Yeah, yeah but back, then at this, TIME i think that's.
Factual at this point in the, newspaper they weren't sure
how many were. Dead they just saw dead bodies. Everywhere
and this lady couldn't. Count she hadn't been allowed to
go to.

Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
SCHOOL i picked up.

Speaker 9 (01:03:12):
Writing on the. Side this is like a good will hunting.
Situation she was cleaning the store and somebody's like this chicken,
writes throwing a, Mustache AND i write a story about
the tornado outbreaking sock rapid.

Speaker 6 (01:03:25):
Center, yeah socks sink.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Cloud many homes had been swept out of existence by
the terrible and relentless train of the Aerial.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Demon jesus Aerial, demon.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
And the owners were spared their, lives but found but
little to be grateful for in the broken walls of
their once happy.

Speaker 10 (01:03:45):
Homes Aerial demon is the greatest. Use it's the greatest
way a tornado has ever been. Put, Yeah i've never
heard of put that. Way, yeah aerial.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Demon, yeah that's a big.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
One. OVER i don't remember what the name of the.
CITY i saw the uh the tornado. Yestory but, man
it was a biggin In minnesota.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Yesterday it wasn't a, city it was what was?

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
It a, dwelling dwelling where humans dwell or dwelling of
humans let me, say dang, IT i forgot it was too.
Good that's the Longest Saint cloud is known as a
dwelling place of human, beings dwelling place of human.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Beings.

Speaker 10 (01:04:22):
God it was in Uh south amand Cato, Win Blue Earth. County, yeah, yeah,
YEAH i Think zacho posted about.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
It mm hmmmmm.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Mm.

Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Yeah all, Right well that was the hell of a.
Story thank. You great.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Writing, yeah it goes on and. ON i mean it
goes on and. On it's the entire not like the front,
page like the entire front. Page it's this one. Story
and there's even little drawings because they didn't have, pictures
like look at. This this is a drawing of the
guy drew of the freight depots cloud after the tornado
THAT i.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
Could draw That.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Silverstein oh my. God this is credited to. D. A.
Lambert oh you're an, Ass, lambert dead. ASS i don't.
Know i'm not a good. Writer it's a drawing, drawer.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Difference, No i'm not.

Speaker 9 (01:05:24):
Smart, no, no that's not for as good of a
writer that person.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Is the drawer is way. Worse that's not. Good but,
again it's eighteen eighty. Six, yeah what are you gonna?
Do what are you gonna?

Speaker 9 (01:05:38):
Do?

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Yeah, man it also looks like one of your. Drawings,
honestly it really.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
Does it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Does, yeah it's not. Good, no it's not good at.
All all, right what a? Ride all?

Speaker 9 (01:05:48):
Right The news in a, Second the Actual, news the
twenty twenty sixth version of The, News Martie gellner's walking
In more of The Power Trip Morning show after this
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