HR. 1 - Smokeshow Grey

Chris Hawkey is back and shares his story from his big week in Canada, the guys talk about a big Wolves Game 1 victory

Episode Transcript

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Morning, lady and gentlemen, andwelcome to Video Message number twenty nine.
Your openies the Beezer, the juiceis loose. Maybe you got off on
the wrong foot, because what wereyou doing in the produce section. I
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super duper. That's nice, fightAgo Nato gay. Yes, boy,
that is good news. It isthe twenty second day of April twenty twenty
four. Good morning, everybody.Welcome to the Power of Morning Show.
My name is Chris Hockey and Iam so glad to be here with the
fam again. Glad to be herewith you as well. We got a
big show. No Ben Liberd,They were gonna try to get him to
call and check in. We havesome Mike Musmin coming in being sweet and

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sexy, and the regular casting characters. The fans back together again. So
let's get her started. Here's Davidtell some comedy. It's Monday morning.
I hope you had a great weekend, just a beautiful, beautiful weather weekend.
Let's get this week started right.Come on in, and I am
glad you're here. I'll never forgetwhere I was when the Queen went down.
Yeah, I was at a burgerking. People were so upset they

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were ripping the crowns from their heads. One guy was so distraught he jumped
behind the counter and pistol whipped thecash here as he screamed, mo ketchups,
now, mo ketchups. She wouldhave wanted it that way, mo

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ketchups? Because that isn't a catchphrase. What it is? All the great
catchphrases have been taken. Am Iright? Like dinomite or talk to the
hand or a la afbar? Allthe good one? Soil gone? Oh

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good? No, the famous sidesweet, beat us on your side.
You hear the distance under this,then you stray. We're thinking of the

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powers your morning show. It's Monday, April twenty second of twenty twenty four,
and Christopher is back. Good morning, Good morning, Good morning,
everybody. How are you? I'mreally really good. Thank you, Chris.
That's Zach, Zach, It's Chris. I love it today. This
last time I saw you, Hawk, we were in our sex swing in
our room. Yeah that's uh accurate, actually quite accurate. Did you ever

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see that Maxo. No, Inever ended up seeing it. Well yeah,
well I'll get you to pick it'sIt was enormous and graazy as hell.
Yeah. It was made out awicker. It was bolt literally,
no, you have to dress asthe wicker. The character. It bolted
to the ground. It was boltedto the ground. Yeah yeah, because
so many people were rocket Yeah.Sure there was some pumping going on.

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Oh yeah, there's no doubt aboutit. Yeah. I mean when we
laid upon it, I knew wewere taking our health into Oh yeah,
yeah, you still love the rash. I had it when I got in
there, and now you probably haveit as well. Times a bitch,
that was a week and a halfago. That feels like four months ago.
My throat is yours. You're welcome. Wow, you know what I

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mean. Yeah, it does notseem like that was four months ago.
Let me tell you right now.Yeah it does. Yeah, really really
really does seems like it was awhile ago. Yeah. I went completely
without a phone for one calendar week. Yeah, no phone, no phone,
disorienting it all. First day,first day was tough, second day,

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no problems at all. Weirdest thingever, man, I was.
I'll tell you what the hardest partabout it was was walking into the room
and handing over my phone because Iwas like, I'm me. People can't
live without me, you know whatI mean, you know what, everybody
needs me. What the hell arethey gonna do? These poor people?
And then turned out, guess what, that's okay, man, that's all

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right. I guys, I hadthe best week ever, just the best
week ever. And we can talkabout it or not talk about it.
I'm completely open to talking about whatI did and where I went and everything,
but the major headline is, uh, you can live without your phone
for a week. The Canadian Rockiesare the most beautiful thing these eyes have
ever seen. I I just Ihad had a hell of a week and

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I want to say thank you man. I should preay get a permission for
it before I say it. Butthe person who's a friend of all of
our, who told me to dowhat I did, changed my life.
So I owe her big time.And I'm just I'm glad to be back
and I'm happy and my eyes areclear, and holy moly, what a
thing. What a thing? Nothingbut good things about BAMF and the rest
of the Canadian Rocky area. Butit's just spectacular, right, They all

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look like postcards. Yeah, everyview it's it is the Canadian Rockies,
as you said. And I wentto BAMF and I went to Lake I
think it's Lake Chazz, but Iwent there too. On the way,
I stopped by these. I couldn'tspend whole day, like Louise, thank
you, that's it? Did yousee, like Weise, No, but
it's on my wife's list, soyou know, I'm kind of an idiot,

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as you guys will know. Icouldn't wait to see that blue water
Man because every picture you see thewater is like a different color of blue.
And then I pulled up and ofcourse it is frozen, because it
should be. It's it was freakingcold. I almost custious and I gotta
get myself back into order here.But so I walked out onto this lake.

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I have video of it, andthe Rockies are They're overhanging and it
says everywhere careful avalanche and you're like, oh, yeah, I can see
why. But it's so high thatyour eyes are like they can't adjust,
and you're standing in the middle ofa frozen lake surrounded by people taking selfies,
and I mean, it's just isotherworldly. Man. It's that drive

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from Calgary to BAMFF is one ofthe most beautiful drives I've ever had.
And then from an hour and fifteenminutes Yeah, not bad, and then
another forty five minutes to Lake Louise. I just I can't. I can't
believe what I saw, man.And I was by myself, completely by
myself. I rented this uh brandspanking new three thousand miles on it GT

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five point zero Mustang Oh hell yeahsweet and drove it and tried to figure
out what kilometers was to moles perhour. You know, I didn't know
it like I, this ain't fastenough? Yeah, rob, Yeah,
man, it was really really reallybeautiful, really something. And so I
did that after my week of beingdisconnected from the phone and uh hanging out

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with thirty people I didn't know,and tell him my darkest secrets. It
was. It was really something,really really really really cool. Did I
miss anything here? Uh? That'sat played. Yeah, I be complained
a lot. We didn't listen.Okay. We met Brian O'Neal on Friday.
He was a super good Are youserious? Yeah? Great? Dude
was cool? Is he? Canyou guys believe how big that dude is,

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huge dude, but very nice.Oh yeah, he's like he's a
huge dude with like a high schoolkid's head. Yeah. He he told
us when we did founding salts withhim, a former teammate would put twenty
five of them in a water bottleand then' and then just half away because
that's twenty five because that's a weirdthing to drink. Yeah, it made

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it sound like he was just sorry, like Randall McDaniel drinking coffee and do
you want to buy? And thenhe would drink them and then and then
he would kill them. When Martiewon, he got into he he got
into his past blocking set and hecame right at him. That is the
greatest ever, Like that's him outof his shell. I've never seen it
before. He's a great dude.Oh that's so. Of course. Asked

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to golf, he kind of balkedat it. I don't know if he
balked. I don't know. Idon't know if he agreed to golf with
you. No, did he seemto click with anybody a minute? I
thought he clicked it without he seemedto have fun in general. Yeah,
I thought he after the first segment. He was like, all right,
they're not going to ask me aboutthe forty quarterback or forty quarterback questions.
You know what I mean? Youshould have had the icebreaker here, And

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that is true. He was hereearlier he left. Man, can you
imagine the breaker questions he would havehad he left twenty minutes before Brian here.
Oh, well, we'll have we'llhave. That'd be good. We
need to have the ice breaker havea few moments with him. I'd love
to hear those two talk football.That is true. That would be super,
super sweet. And Martin's Ben justwas locked in marshall. She dominated

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because I wasn't here. Maybe wasn'tdistracting your body. She's always distracted by
my hot ass. True, shewas not distracted Bryan O'Neill's body, But
normally she drew like some short ButI say them, I mean she has
that tattooed on her. She does. Yeah, that's new. Yeah,

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you missed a lot, Yeah,yep. Did he miss anything else?
I don't think so. No,I can't remember exactly exactly. I don't
know. Gave us the spiel thatwe're not traveling anymore again, like he
always does. He told him.He's wrong. Did you guys like my
idea at all? Remember my ideafloated out? Yeah, it kind of
got shot down. We'll tell youabout it off the air. It's more

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logistics than anything else. Yeah,and plus we don't want to and we
don't want to give Abbit. Well, that was the thing. The part
I hated immediately is the the partabout Abbott not letting us go. That
part's gotta go because I'm done withChad telling us what to do. We
could rig it. We just wantto give him the apportunity. Okay,
Yeah, so that was a false, false tip of the cat to Chad.

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That makes sense, you know,you know you gotta pet the dog
from that. Yeah, you gottafill up the water. Yeah, just
getting a crap everywhere, that's right, And he will, you know,
it always does, guess on thefloor. And I gotta smack him with
the newspaper that it's hard to finda newspaper he treated like a scum to

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slap him with a national fire Doyou remember that? Hold? When did
we stop getting the newspaper here?Well? Do you remember back in the
day, we'll be who stole mynewspaper? Because there was a limited number
of newspapers for the whole building,and man, if somebody took the newspaper,
it was war. I learned thehard way. Once we're hot,
would get no I deserved it.He would get the Star Trip, the

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Saint Paul Pineter Press in the USAtoday. Every single day he'd get all
three of them. And I walkedin one day and I'm like, oh
cool, and I just took thesports section. And he walks in like
Clint east Putting goes, don't takemy paper, and I'm like, okay,
the paper. He was that mad. That speaking was so mad.

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It was that Scott Howard when hewas ordering it one but he was.
He was pissed. He's like,there's one thing you don't do. You
don't take my paper. It waslike fifteen years ago. Yeah, we
used to be downstairs. Yeah right, yeah, I loved it. We
get like five of them. Iwould still like it if we got so

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I could actually hold it in myhand and look at it, and I
would do. But I would beconvinced we were the last three or four
people on the planet holding a newspaper. I like the newspaper same. Yeah,
yeah, So because cracking open thenewspaper back in the day gave you
a shot at it's seeing small littleblurbs or articles that probably weren't headline links
on the website. Yeah, you'renot letting Google determine what you might be

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interested, right well, Oh dude, and we got after break. I
got to tell you, guys,I had this major epiphany. I I
can't even believe what I saw withmy new family of people that I spent
a week with. And it's areally crazy thing. And I'm glad that
Zacho and Max are here, notonly because I love you, guys,

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but also because I I you guys. You got to know that your generation
is completely screwed. Oh yeah,I got to. You just got and
it's and it's especially kids younger thanyou, but essentially it's your generation.
I can't even believe seeing kids yourage without a phone for a week and
watching I don't want to blow it. I'll tell you guys when I get

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back. It was when we getback, it was really something to observe
it and see, you know,it was like seeing monkeys out of their
habitat. It was the craziest thing. They didn't know what to do with
themselves. It was the craziest thing. Probably just throw crap at each other.
They throw crap at each other,but that's what they do in their
habitat and outside of their habits theentire generation just throws craps. Imagine if

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they normally throw crap at each otherand they didn't have any crap to throw,
because that's what it was, sothen they were like metaphorically throwing crap
at each other. It gross.Yeah, yeah, it's pretty gross.
Him more of the power to youMorning Show when we come back, No
Ben leave it today. We expectMichael J. Must Be to be back,
though he wasn't here last Monday becausehe was still coming back from the

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Masters, so we can get theAugusta recatch. By the way, well
Scotti Scheffler wonted, so nobody hadto pay. Awesome that White Joy.
It's a win at to us,He's gonna win again. He's just unstoppable.
But so we haven't heard Muss's story, but I did see must at
the program Password draft last Thursday andbasically said it was the time of his

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life. So I can't wait tohear the Master's recap from us in about
an hour as well. How didyou wanted your returns after this? On
the fan? I'm sure you canlisten to the Power Trip, but not
why not watch it? Can't fanthat com slash watch is. You can
find it eight weekdays at eight am. It's the Quantum Fiber Power Hour,

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brought to by Quantum Fiber. YourWorld Unleashed. Thanks Zacho, five forty
eight pouch of Morning. So herewe all are April twenty second. I
mean, let me see April twentysecond. Gosh, dang it the hell?
Oh it's Earthday today? It isEarthday. Yes, that's real.

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It's Earth Day, Man, EarthDay, Happy Birthday. It's Corey Cove's
birthday too, Yes it is.I knew there was something about this day,
one of those something crazy about today. That's the day got hates.
Yeah, that Jack Nicholson. It'sNicholson's birthday. It is really eighty seven

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the Golfer something like that. Notexactly, so, Christopher. I started
at the Fan in two thousand andtwo. I was twenty two years old.
Today I'm forty four. So officiallyI've spent half my life wow at
this job. Half of my life? Wow? Hell, what's the waist?

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The first twenty two years or twentytwenty four. You know what,
it's your birthday. I'm not goingto answer that. Yeah, I know
half my life. Man, dude, that's crazy, though, it is
crazy. How do you feel aboutthat? For real? Good? It's
exactly like we just said, howa week and a half ago seeing you
in Vegas feels like four months ago. I feel the same way about this.
I feel the same way about watchingkids grow up. Sometimes it feels

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like two weeks. Sometimes it feelslike an eternity, and I can't believe
I've been here twenty two years.But I also can't believe I'm forty four.
Like I just I don't know.Time is a bitch. Yeah,
Yeah, there's no other way tosay it. Just it. It always
simultaneously could be both. Yeah,because it doesn't feel like I've been here
twenty two years. It feels likeI've been here ten. Yeah. Other

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times I don't remember a live ofbeing alive. I don't remember being alive
before being here, As crazy asthat sounds, So you could have told
me I've been here thirty five years, right, I have no idea.
Yeah, I get that, man, man, I get that. Yeah.
Well, I'm glad it's been agood run with you, man.
Yeah, so you know it mightall end today. You never know.
You just never know. That wouldbe terrible. Eh. You figure it

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out, right, Yeah, we'dfigure it out. I figured out.
You keep on moving, right,Yeah, good point. You know what
they say about unanswered prayers, right, sometimes it's the best thing that ever
happened here. Corey always says that, he always says that let's go full
circle. Let's not talk about death. If I got fired today, what
if I always said one of thefirst things I would do when I got
fired is delete social media. Iwould be gone because I can't stand it.

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What about the part about coming inhere with a gun? You have
to wait, tell about nine o'clockon a Tuesday, and then go in
the bathroom somebody else. Yeah,up the stairs, you go to the
elevator. You wait for this thisfella named Mark to let you in.

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He will let you in. Youdid it again last week. He does
it all the time. Yeah.No, I would delete social media almost
immediately. It's just it's I justit's just such a drain. I just
I hate it. So I wouldtry to not go completely off my phone,
but I would disconnect pretty quickly.And it sounds like that's kind of

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where you were headed with with Zachand Max's generation. Absolutely. Yeah,
so that's a good place. Sothe place I went last week was a
mental health uh like a retreat.Yeah, a retreat, that's a good
way to say it. It's aplace called the Hoff Institute. They host
these retreats and they do them allover the country. And I was told
by somebody who loves me and whoI love, that I should I should

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check this place out. She knowsmy story, I know her story,
YadA, YadA, YadA. SoI just on her word alone, I
just signed up. And it islike a week of intensive therapy up in
the morning and sitting in your chairby seven thirty am and you're done at
about nine thirty at night. Whoa, no phone, small groups, large

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groups, individual stuff. And it'sa process they've been doing for more than
thirty years. It's it's the lineis when you're ready for change, and
you know I was. It's beena rough year for your boy, and
most of it by my own doing. But so when you get there,
like the I got there Friday becauseI left Vegas. That's why everybody for

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everybody who was with Vegas. Sorryabout that. I left right after the
show on Friday. This was somethingthat came up out of nowhere. There
was an opportunity to go last week, which was my thirty wedding anniversary by
the way, last Tuesday. Andmy wife when I told her I was
doing this, God bless her,she said it was the best gift I
could give her. She did,which is a funny line but also the
truth. So I went to thisplace, left Vegas. Got there Friday,

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you get kind of you know,to know everything, but you're not
allowed to tell anybody anything but yourlast name. I'm sorry, your first
name. You're not allowed to tellme your last name. You're not gonna
tell them where you're from, whatyou do for a living, anything like
that. And then on Saturday morningyou hand over your phone and your computer
and that's it. And by theway, are you sitting down, Max,
I'm sitting down. Are you sure? No? No masturbation? What

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know nothing for a week? Howdo they monitor that? Well, you
got to give him your word.And if you go there and you paid
the money, and you're gonna takeit seriously and you really are ready for
change? Then you better follow therules, you know what I mean?
And man, I followed the rules. And let me tell you, since
you've been back, you like hisStanza when he stayed out of his for

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a couple of poor rental car thepoor sidewalk outside the place bands was in
the town visited. It was nowarning avalanche. We got on the bus
to go back to the airport onFriday afternoon. I'm like, guys,

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don't look this. You said inthe bathroom, Well there was no bathroom.
That was the problem. So thatnone of that, as I said,
no phone, no music, nonothing, just you and your head
and and that's it, which isreally crazy, right. Yeah. So
I can go on and on aboutthat and how how well it worked for

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me and and I don't know,I don't know, but it was just
literally it was a miracle for me. And I feel so good. So
that's that's part one. Part twois, as I said, nobody has
their phone. And when I tellyou, it's a cross section of everybody.
Uh, as we had that.A lady was born in Ireland,
a gentleman was born in France.A lady who was born in Moscow,
A lady who was born in Africa, a lot of people from Canada,

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a lot of people from California,a lot of people from New York,
and then a couple of us justscattered from the United States. So and
you also had a twenty one yearold and you had a seventy year old
like every yeah, exactly right.You had people from every walk of life.
The younger generation, i'd say underthirty. They spoke because they didn't

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have access to their phone, sothey couldn't be on social media. And
this is not a shot them.I know a lot of them are listening
out there this morning. Good morningfamily. I'm not going to say the
names. I'm not taking shots toanybody. Anybody under thirty was talking in
social media. And I realized it, like on Wednesday night, Thursday morning.
You know, so, I've knownthese people now for a week,
but I still don't know what anyof them do for a living. I

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have no idea. And then wecould tell everybody who we were what we
do for a living. And thenit became obvious that they were talking social
media because we still didn't have ourphones. But hey, I'm from So,
I'm so and so from some soand so. Oh my gosh,
I'm from so and so. Doyou know so and so? No,
but I know so and so.Oh really, well I know so and

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so. So I can get youyou know so and So. I can
get you this. Really, youcan give me that. Well, I
can get you this. Oh yeah, well I can get you that.
Well. Really, do you knowso and so? Well? I know
his mom and his mom raised me. It was It was watching a bunch
of people speak and and and communicatein certain in certain sentences that always started

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with I. I've never seen anythinglike it. They had no idea how
to communicate in a way that wasn'tI can get you this, and I
do this, and I do that. And they weren't even being I guess
by definition they were being self centered, but it wasn't. It wasn't in
a mean way. When you saysomebody's self centered, you're saying a negative
thing about him. They don't haveany other The idea how to communicate everything

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is look at me, this iswhat I'm doing today. Here's where I'm
at. I'm holding my phone upso you can see that I'm talking about
what I'm doing right now, soyou can see where I'm at. And
to watch them do that without theirphones. It was like watching an alien
race speak. It was really something. Do you guys get what I'm saying
yet? Yeah? No, Iknow what you mean. A lot of
the times when I'm having conversations withme and people Zacho's age, it's not

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even somebody listening. It's just goingback and forth sharing story. Like someone
will share a story that's, oh, well I did this as well.
It's not like hey, and theyask follow up questions. It's oh,
I did this too, Oh Idid that too, And then it's just
back and forth, back and forth. People don't really know how to listen.
Because it's social media, because it'sInstagram, Twitter, whatever. You're
just responding with your slice of lifeand you're not necessarily interacting with anybody Else's

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right. They're waiting to talk.They weren't listening. They were waiting to
talk. It's the craziest thing I'veever witnessed. They had no idea how
to just listen to somebody and takeingsomebody's story. They had to top the
other person's story every time, andthey had no idea. They were doing

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it. And I was sitting bythis guy on the bus who's a little
bit younger than me, but almostmy age, and I go, are
you watching this? And it was? It was incredible. They were at
the front of the bus talking abouteverything they could do for each other.
They weren't just grateful or happy tohear somebody's story about what they do for
a living. They had to topit. And if they couldn't, you
could see the look on their face. They weren't They disinterested, were not

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just disinterested disappointed to diseason. Yeah, I'm just interested in the fact that
that you brought up that it took, you know, a half a week
for them to allow you guys tosay, you know who you really were
and what you do for a living, because I would assume what you do
for a living is a big partof a lot of your stories, right,
that's absolutely that's a lot of thestress, that's a lot of the
pressure. That's probably a lot ofthe pain for a lot of people is
what they do. But and it'spart of the brilliance of this this entire

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is you got it. You haveto get to know somebody based on who
they are, not who what theydo for a living, not where they're
from, not how much money theyhave or how much money they make,
which for some of them, I'mgonna tell you that was a hard thing
you could tell because they are theyare of a certain status, they live
in a certain world, and theyhad to communicate with those of us who

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don't, you know, I mean, when they found out what I did
for a living, I think mostof them thought I was probably unemployed.
You know, I would guess.I had a gentleman tell me, who
turned out to be one of myclosest friends that I met there, who
said, when I saw you onFriday night, I thought, this guy
doesn't want to be here, andhe's not going to take this process seriously.

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He's just a tough guy who isnot going to talk to anybody.
And as you guys know, that'sexactly the opposite of who I am.
But he had no idea who Iwas or what I did. He had
no clue. It was. Itwas a really fascinating thing, and it
was really freeing to not be definedby anything I told. Again, I
told complete strangers things I never saidto the woman I was married to for

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thirty years. And I carried dudesI carried and somebody you know my story.
I carried the shame and this blamelike it was my job for fifty
years of my life. And insix days, with the help of some
great stuff and some therapy, Irealized I didn't have to do that anymore.

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I'm not saying that I'm fixed,that's not it at all, but
like I hope you can see it, I feel it like I'm free not
to do that anymore. I stillhave the issues I've created in my life,
but I don't have to carry thatjunk anymore. So now I can
make decisions based on what's right forme, not based on what I think

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I have to do. If youknow what I mean, what my life
and what my mom and dad's lifeand what their moms and dad's life said
I had to do, and thepatterns I learned growing up in the house
that I grew up in. Andthat's not a negative thing. Everybody learns
patterns from the parents. By definition, you only see how your parents live.
So if you are a certain wayand you look at it and say,

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well, that's how my mom was, that's the reason. Right.
Doesn't mean you're a bad person.That's just what happened to you. And
if you learn that then you cansay, Okay, I'm not a bad
person. I just this is howI grew up, and now I can
change that. I recognize it now. So anyway, I could go on
and on, and if somebody everwants to ask me questions some mad an
email, it's great. But theoverall headline is I went to a place

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and lived without my phone for aweek with a bunch of strangers and learned
a whole lot about myself. Andnow I feel like I wish I'd done
it sooner because I feel like I'mgoing to be free for the next however
long I get to live have thatblame and shame. Now, I just
need to make better decisions. Doeshe say about not coming to the broadcast
anything. No, basically said henever planned on coming down. He was

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always going to stay at Circa.Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Yeah.
No, he was adamant about it, adamant. I'm not interested.
Okay, well yeah I was.Yeah, Yeah, there you go.
I think he was more mad aboutnot getting asked to be a part of
the program Password Invitational Tournament. Ohwow, I guess I probably wasn't either.

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No, that's I figured. Kennedyis really good about making sure everybody
gives him the thumbs up before heputs him in there. He was pissed
about that, but he really was. He undressed, uh, in front
of everybody, but no, hein front of the scales. He verbally,
he verbally went after Tenneby. Doyou know that he's got that written

(28:52):
into his contract that he can takehis clothes off in front of ladies.
In front of ladies, I've meta billion dollars. He at least asked,
like, how do we get thisclause put in there? We can't.
Well, I guess I'm not comingto exactly. Well, then I'm
not broadcasting from Vegas. H Fpaint ports in his powers. You want

(29:15):
to go on the man, I'mso sorry. That was so mean.

(29:37):
He said something so nice to me. I'm so sorry. Is he sitting
down yet? He just said,I'm so sorry. You know that I
had to go for the brilliant No, I'm so sorry. No, I
meant broke. Yeah, I go, I go, Hi, you're a
really good looking bald guy. Igo. I can't do it because God
did it to you. I haveto go for the joke. Thank you.

(30:02):
That's not what I can't. I'vethought every time I go to the
barber, why would I go right? But I've always thought, man,
I should do that, but Ihave such a huge cranium I wouldn't look
you look great. Thank you forsaying that. I every time I look
in the miracle. Well, youknow, in movies, when somebody shaves
their head, it's almost always acliche that they're going through a metamorphosis.

(30:25):
Yeah, much as you just did. It sounds like. However, in
films it's almost always their falling downmoments. I'm gonna shave my head because
I am going to go on arampage. That's exactly right, And you
know there's a little bit something tothat. But yeah, you're I mean,
I don't think it was Britney Spears'sbest day, but I'm still not

(30:48):
I'm not loving it. I don'tthink I look all that great. Thank
you for saying that, Saucy.And every time I walk my mirror go
whoa. And then I beg myselfnot to curb myself. Little American history
act. But he can't do thedance that he normally does to the eminem
song anymore. Put those hands downhas a different meaning. Now do you

(31:12):
have any tattoos. I can't wearthat jacket anymore. There's a lot of
But I'll tell you what, man. Once I learned that I don't have
to put a glob of shampoo inmy hand, that'd be great. And
once I realized when I pick upmy hair brush there's no hair to brush.

(31:33):
And also when I walk by amirror and recognize that's me over there,
then I think I might start diggingit. But it is so much
easier. I'll tell you that havingno hair on my head hoof. But
as I said in the text chanon the Pot of Baffers yesterday, that
I feel like, you know,I look like Uncle Fester bought a Harley.
That's how I feel. Sounds likethat's how the guy on Friday Night

(31:55):
thought you were going to be thewhole week with a Harley. That's exactly
right. Whatever, all right,I'm Uncle Fester with a heart on.
Well you took a break for alittle kit. It took but two segments
for me to be right back inthe same spot. I was, Oh,
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worried about it all week. Wegot the nightmare matchup. The Phoenix Suns

(32:35):
had owned the Minnesota Timberwolves really intheir entire existence, but more specifically this
year. All three wins in theregular season were double digits. The Suns
were favored in the series. TheWolves were slight favorites in Game one.
Power trop Betts was was tweeted outthat it was something like twenty two I
think it was twenty two straight gamesin the playoffs, the Wolves were underdogs

(33:00):
wo until Saturday. They closed Ithink at one and a half point favorites,
got a little dicey in the firstquarter, started to pull away in
the second, and then it gotcloser in the third. I think they
got it down to about four,and then Ant took over in the third
quarter, scoring eighteen points in thethird. Legendary kind of stuff with Kevin

(33:21):
Durant right in his face and hejust didn't care. Threes in his face.
Fadal ways it just didn't matter.He was unstoppable. The Wolves pull
away on Saturday and win one twentyto ninety five to go up one nothing
Ant with thirty three points, nineboards, six assists. The Wolves only
missed two free throws. They weretwenty of twenty two. That's fantastic.

(33:44):
Go bear fourteen points, sixteen boards, A terrible game from Mike Conley and
you still won by twenty five.Right, he's supposed to be our veteran
anchor, the calling force on thesquad. He was awful and five fouls
or something. Ye, I mean, you could see it. He was
just frustrated. He just he couldn'tshoot, couldn't get anything going, get
elbowed in the face, like itdidn't matter what he did. It just

(34:06):
wasn't his game. And they stillwon by twenty five. Durant with thirty
one. Booker Head an off gamewith eight team deal with fifteen. Grayson
Allen played twenty five minutes, hadfour points before he rolled his ankle.
Anybody's seen his status for game two? I have not. I've not even
no, I haven't seen anything aboutit yet. All right, Game two
tomorrow at Target Center. Same thingwith Kyle Anderson. I don't know Kyle's
update either, So Kyle and Graysonare kind of the two injury watches.

(34:30):
Me and Rosie saw Kyle after thegame. He looked he was limping pretty
hard. I would be surprised ifhe plays tomorrow, all right. The
thing that we saw this weekend,Max, and I know you did all
the coverage of it, and itwas awesome. Hey. Thanks. The
thing that we saw this weekend iswhat we always see come crunch time,
come playoff time, that other teamsdo to us. One of their players

(34:50):
rises above it all and just dominatesa quarter, dominates an inning, dominates
a half, whatever it is,right, We always see that on the
other side, and this time wesaw somebody on our team do that.
He took over and had an unbelievablethird quarter. He was talking trash,
he was going back and forth,he couldn't miss. He became that alpha

(35:12):
that they've always needed, right,Like Kevin Garnett was always good, but
like when it came to big momentslike that, when you needed a spark,
sometimes he'd defer ant wanted the ball, and he went right after their
best players, and it was Itwas awesome to see, but we it's
got to continue in the rest ofthe series. It's not a one game
series. Yeah one, As youguys said, there was kind of a

(35:35):
quarter one it kind of seemed likethere was remnants of the past couple games
against Phoenix. They were doubling Ant, they're tripling Ant. They kind of
caught him in the air a coupleof times. He didn't know if he
was gonna shoot, if he wasgoing to pass. And then the second
quarter, I thought that Karl AnthonyTowns really helped unlock Anthony Edwards offense because
almost every time Kat If he startedto post up there doubling him every single
time. And we know sometimes katstruggles with double teams and he just tries

(35:58):
to fight right through it. Buthe found the right guy. Him and
Nikile Alexander Walker were cooking. Andthen Anthony Edwards started to kind of find
his spots off ball, which isnot usually usually he has the ball.
He's a playmaker, obviously, hecan go off the dribble, he can
do whatever. But he started tofind his spots off ball, and then
in the third quarter he really juststarted It seemed like Phoenix went away from
the double team a little bit andAnthony Edwards just started picking his spots and

(36:20):
he just started drilling open shots.And then, like you said, I
mean, Kevin Durant was playing legitimatelygood defense on Anthony Edwards and Anthony Edwards
did not care and was just hittingit right in his face. Again,
I've said it before, Kevin Durantis his all time favorite player, so
that's got to be a super coolmoment for him. Someone actually posted like
a side by side and there wasa picture of Kevin Durant smiling while he
was playing against Kobe Bryant, andKobe Bryant was smiling, and it was

(36:44):
kind of a mirror image because KevinDurant was just laughing. Anthony Edwards was
talking to him, and if they'reon Twitter, you can find someone who
leaked the audio or whatever or puttwo and two together, and he was
talking some good trash to Kevin Durantand all KD because Kd's he loves the
hey man. So he just smiledand he just knows. He's like,
all right, yeah, I'm gettingcooked right now. There's nothing I can
do. And what the game,the game, the game, game,

(37:08):
sorry z thatch go, but yeah, it was it was. It was
an awesome performance, but not onlyAnthony Edwards but everybody because the Wolves in
the past games against the Suns thatit was the same thing. They were
doubling an their doubling cat, butguys like Jade McDaniels, guys like Nikkeil
Alexander Walker, they just weren't cashingin those opportunities that they got. But
that was not the case on Saturday. We had like what six people in

(37:30):
double digits and the Jade McDaniels hadnine as well. Nikile Alexander Walker just
incredible. I mean, between himand nas Reed, I think the Wolves
legitimately have the two best non startingplayers in all of the NBA because Nikile
Alexander Walker absolutely gave Devin Booker andBradley Beal hell they couldn't do anything.
And the Sons, outside of Kd'sheroics, really didn't have a whole lot

(37:51):
going on on offense. So itwas nothing but encouraging. If you're a
Wolves fan, well, it's moreproofing. We've seen you go all the
way back to the Lakers squad,even though I know Peyton and Karl Malone
were older. When you form superteams, you still have to have depth,
and I think the Sons are areally good example of that because they're
X factor is they're fourth wing,which is Grayson Allen. And now that

(38:12):
he's maybe out, you got thebig three and almost no one else.
The Wolves are a deeper, betterteam. So we have our own big
three. But then to Max's point, we have depth behind it. Right,
the Suns have those three and almostnothing else. Let's do or die.
If those three aren't going off,then the Suns are not. Ye,
we saw exactly what happens when allthree of them don't ahead. Grayson

(38:32):
is the other one. But ifthey don't have Grayson, and he didn't
play that well, right, heplayed twenty five minutes before he got hurt.
He only had four points. Yeah, they shut him the number one
three point shooter in the league,Grayson Allen, and they held him to
four before he hurt his ankle.And the I think the biggest advocate for
the Wolves is Big Perk on ESPN. He just loves them stand and he

(38:53):
said before the right before the game, He's like, why does everybody think
the Phoenix Suns are going to comein here and roll? I know they
won three straight games. This isthe best defense in the NBA. What
wins championships defense? Well, yougot to give this time to guess,
and they showed them how good theycan be when when they're just clamped down

(39:14):
on everybody. It was sweet.How cool is it? The panel with
Perk and Wilbon and Malika Andrews andSteven A Smith. Right, Steven A.
Smith is talking about An's dominant performanceand he looks over at Wilbon and
he was talking about how the twoof them were texting a friend of theirs
and they he swinked and smiled.Basically everybody knows they're talking about Michael Jordan

(39:36):
and talking about how all three ofthem essentially were saying, doesn't this remind
you of someone? Yeah? Andyeah. Perk tweeted it. It's nineteen
eighty nine. Michael Perk tweeted ittoo. But how about Wilbon and Steven
A. Smith basically texting Jordan going, look at this kid, he's acting
like you. Yeah, that's sweet. That third quarter felt very Kobe or

(39:58):
Jordanes, Right, just give methe balla the bleep out of my way.
You can't stop a yeah, andI'll shoot from It was twenty eight
feet out and make it so outof our comfort zone in Minnesota. I
didn't get it. It was fantastic. Yeah, it was awesome. You
were there right, just electric andthe the Yeah, it was one of
the most fun, if not themost fun atmosphere in the Target Center that

(40:20):
I've ever experienced. It was justabsolutely electric. Anthony Edwards had the place
going. There was Niles read chancebreaking out before Now's Read even scored a
point. Rudy was getting chanted atthe end. It was a really cool
moment during the postgame interview they weretalking to and everybody stayed and hung out
and just was showering him with mVP chance and you saw him take a
moment to kind of soak it inand smile, and then he got on

(40:42):
the mic and say, we gotthree more y'all, Like let's let's keep
this energy up. But we gotthree more y'all. So it was it
was just a whole It was areally cool It was It was a party
up in there, man, andthat's how it should be. Yeah,
it was Zacho, You're a nota huge basketball fan, but what was
what was your take on the environment, the atmosphere, It felt like there
was more and more acceptance in thebuilding of what was going on as the

(41:04):
game went on. I mean,there was obviously a lot of excitement in
the pre game and everything, butI think at least, you know,
for for some of the crowd there, and myself included, it's very hard
to trust something like this because we'reit's really hard to experience it. I've
never I didn't know how to reactwhen when when you have when you look

(41:27):
at the stat line and you haveyour watching a Minnesota athlete be an absolute
star and and and I'm like,is this this is this normal? And
I even I mean we were Itwas awesome watching with with Max and and
Nick and just it was really reallycool to see this crowd that had been

(41:49):
through absolute hell for decades finally seemaybe a generational talent and perhaps generational result
after generations of We'll see sadness.Hey and on DraftKings were finally favored to
win this one film stupid after thefirst game, We're facing favorites. More

(42:12):
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(42:36):
Sweet. That sounds like fun.Speaking of comedy, did you see
Anthony Jessick on Saturday? Yeah?You heredible? You could have gone.
I was sick. Oh you were? Did you even play cards this weekend?
Think about that? Yeah? Igot sick. I was wondering.
Oh yeah it was. It wasawesome. Heah. He's State Theater,
which I'd never been before. Thatplaces. Yeah, I love jessonick Man.

(43:00):
Yeah, he's super funny. Yeah, he loves playing the heel and
he's so good at it, andhe's he's really leaning into it. His
his hairstyle, Oh my god,I want it. It was such a
punchable hairstyle. I've never known ofa punchable hairstyle before, but he does
it on purpose. I get thebet. It's so funny. It was

(43:20):
fun, so very proud, verycool. All right, let's see what
really matters. I'll do scores andstats. Crys will change your life with
something else. Yeah, yeah,that's what really matters, right. Sauce
his favorite baseball team, the MinnesotaTwins got their butts kicks six to one.
The Tigers whipped him. Louis Varlandterrible yet again, two and two
thirds, three hits, four earnedruns, two strikeouts, gave up a

(43:44):
home run looking up on your phone. The Twins had just seven hits.
Solo home run by Austin Orden inthe ninth That was it. Twins are
now seven and thirteen, including twoand six at Target Field. They lost
two out of the three to Detroit. They host the White Sox in next
four days. Thank you, Iknow it's early, it's April. You
could argue this is almost make orbreak because the Twins are already eight games

(44:07):
out of first. Coming around overthe next four days they take on the
three and eighteen Chicago White Sox.Can you imagine the fury if they can't
get a series win like three,at least three, If you can't go
three and one or four to zeroagainst this squad. Can you imagine the

(44:29):
fury that the sauces in the creaslesof the world are gonna unleash if you
go zero, one or two winsagainst the White Sox. Paul, the
floor is your he they deserve it. I'm glad that they're very bad.
I'm glad that they they that LouisVarland has exploded in their face because they
didn't spend any money on pitching.I'm glad that they're hitting is terrible.

(44:50):
I know they're missing two of theirbest players, but their two best players
don't pitch, and they're pitching isatrocious. And it didn't matter when they
were there because the only series they'vewon is the one against Kansas City when
the season started. I think AaronGleman tweeted yesterday out of they I think
in two games they've scored over fourruns all season. They're just a bad,
bad, bad baseball team, andthey deserve it when you win like

(45:13):
they did last year and they hadthe like we're seeing with the Timberwolves,
the epic win that they had inthat series. They went down to Houston,
everybody was pumped, and then theyimmediately they couldn't wait to tell you
how much they were gonna how quicklythey were gonna cut payroll. Screw them.
I hope they lose one hundred andfifteen games. Fifteen hours ago,
you tweeted, target field is stunning, but it's currently like going to a

(45:35):
mall with a really bad food court. Yeah, that's one hundred percent true.
It just I stand by that standYeah, the place is sweet,
the product sucks. Yeah. Uh. Sixteen hours ago, you tweeted a
gift of a man throwing a bunchof garbage into a garbage can and then
had the caption say, the twinsstarting pitching besides Lopez is trash. I

(45:55):
one hundred percent stand by that,and they deserve it. Mm hmm,
yeah, screw them. This ishow it should work. Yeah, when
you cut payroll by that much,you should be too, should be terrible.
Nineteen hours ago, you tweeted agift of Chris Farley taking off his

(46:15):
shirt. Would be that youth correct, and the captain read, if you're
gonna grab donuts out of the caseat the grocery store, please use a
tissue. No one wants your dbeaters on their donuts. Damage. Gentleman
yesterday at the grocery store was atcomplain to somebody that they didn't have what

(46:37):
he wanted, so he just openedthe case and grabbed like he bear clawd
like four of them with no gloveon you. No one bear clad,
a bear clad. There's like aolder gentleman too. Calm down, use
some tissue. Yeah, you can'trow dog the don't don't raw dog the
donuts. One day ago, youtweeted, the Wolves will be two to
zero and Drake May will be ourquarterback next week. I stand by the

(47:00):
talk about it, talk about threeand a half point favorites. What about
the Drake May part though? Yeah? Confident? Uh yeah, I'm confident
that they're gonna get to the thirdoverall pick. Wow. Really yeah,

(47:21):
hang on, hang on, Yeah, that's my bit gone too soon?
How did you tweet a lot?It takes forever to you know what you
do a lot? You give yourselfthe stranger a lot about it. Yeah,
all the time. That's his favoritemasturbation. And I hate when my
hand's asleep. He was doing itall weekend. That's why I couldn't go

(47:44):
quote play cards all right. Alittle over a day he was feeling his
right hand. A little over aday ago, sauce, you tweeted.
The more I think about it,the more I realize that the Pats aren't
trading that third pick. We'll discussat twelve fifteen today in CAF and this
have been Saturday. I don't standby that anymore because you still I don't
stand by that because yesterday a bunchof stuff came out about how maybe the

(48:07):
Vikings like Drake may more than thePatriots do. I think the Patriots are
really really set on getting Jaden Danielsto them at pick three, and if
he's not there, I think theymove out of it. I really don't.
I know, I go back andforth, and I'm wishy washing in
about everything in my life, butI just feel like they have scene for

(48:27):
years. And I know Sweedberg's gonnahate this and Church is gonna hate this,
but that is the worst football teamin football. And to put a
guy who some people think needs sometime, like, uh, who's the
guy he just needs more time?Arthur Dutch? Dutch, Yeah, you
can't put him behind And I stolethis quote from a mock draft or something

(48:49):
I've read over the weekend. Abarren offensive line. They just can't if
they want too. Fine, Butas somebody brilliantly said, we'll just pick
him up in two years when theydestroy him because he gets sacked a thousand
times. That a quarterback will solvea lot of issues. A quarterback isn't
going to solve any issues on thatPatriots team. I'm gonna stand by that
they're going to get to the thirdpick, and I'm gonna say it proudly

(49:15):
what I miss. But what reallymatters is this On April Today's twenty second.
On April twenty first of nineteen eightyfour, Nintendo released this video game.
I mean it's got to be MarioBrothers. Nope, uh, Zelda
No. Eighty four eighty four Nintendoreleased Test Castlevania, Donkey Kong, Nopem

(49:39):
pac Man. No, that's isit start with a G starts with a
d oh. Duck Hunt, Yesyou do. I have to be honest
with you, guys, and Idon't know why i'd lie to you about
this. It's just a stupid videogame. I've never played duck Hunt.
Well, Almos who grew up inthe Nintendo era, remember that Mario bro

(50:00):
there was in duck Hunt came onthe same cartridge. Eventually that together you
could get the cartridge that had bothgames, and then you could get the
gun, the duck Hunt gun andthe laser gun. You just would stand
as close as you could have thatthing. Sweet Scent of a Bitch,

(50:22):
dog would laugh at you and youmissed. And nobody with that track and
field game used their feet. Everybodyused their hands because you could go faster
a few Duck Hunt was basically BigBuck Hunter before Big Buck Hunter was a
Big Buck Hunter. Just a reallyreally elementary school version of it. Yeah,
loved it though, Yeah, thesame stranger. I definitely didn't have

(50:45):
it in eighty four. I hadit later when they came out as the
the Duo, the Dual Cartridge.The Dual Cartridge was that eighty I don't
know, eighty eight or so,maybe I wonder fun game? Yeah right,
basic as hell, but fun.A major step forward in video game

(51:06):
evolution, no doubt. And it'sall leading to NCAA college football coming out
there. This is going to begreat. Cannot wait. Scotty Scheffler leads
by five at the RBC Heritage,which sounds very problematic. Play stop due
to rain through fifteen holes. Nicetiming by the PGA there. They're through
fifteen and he's up by five,so they're going to finish. All the

(51:30):
dude does is win. Yeah,he dominates. He's unstoppable, much like
the gal we're going to talk aboutin a second. But first, what's
really what, what really matters isthe following. It's I you know what,
I should wait until it didn't matter. On this date, actually yesterday,
on April twenty first of nineteen eightynine, this game console was released.

(51:52):
It's got to be super Nintendo.I should I get a game Boy.
It's game Boy, that's exact,God, game Boy. How much
do you think it was on salefor the day it was released? Eighty
nine ninety I was going to sayninety nine, Holy balls, ninety seven
cents. How'd you know? I'veseen that ad. It's a it's like
a nostalgia thing. You see itall the time. And it was that
now would be two hundred and fiftybucks, right, because what's the switch?

(52:16):
Wasn't that to ninety nine? Yeah? Yeah, And the freaking PS
five is like it's still like fivehundred dollars. I've never had a PS
five the entire world for a coupleof years playing Tetris on game Boy.
Yeah. The Tetris movie is supercool. Have you seen it? Hawk?
Never did, never saw it.You'd love it, dude. It's
really good. Yeah. I've beentold this. The guy that plays Elton

(52:37):
John Taran Edgerton. I love it. It's great. You'd love it.
It's on Apple TV Hawk. Youshould give it a whirl. That game
was so addicting, So good Manon April twenty first of eight, nineteen
eighty nine. I was about amonth from graduating high school, so I
never had a Game Boy, andI it seems like that would be a
thing I would have had, butI just never did. Yeah, it
was sweet. I got it.Was sweet, loved it. Word color

(53:00):
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like that? That'd be tough.I wouldn't need a guide. If I
did and somebody slipping on the backof the head, my eyes would stick

(53:44):
that way. That's hard. Youguys ever told that when your kids.
I was just about to say forgetting told that all the time as a
kid, all the time. Myeyes already were crossed when I was a
kid, so I was like,oh, yeah, one of my eyes
every time I took it out,took off my glasses. It kind of
just like spun around like a cuckooclock, honestly, which made it really
hard to pick up girls at thewater park until you started. For me

(54:07):
all of a sudden, against Ihad the opposite of a cross site like
that, my eye would go liketo the outside or something, and say,
I wore glasses for five years.I don't have you ie patch and
everything. Really, Oh you hadan iPad an I patch? Yeah,

(54:28):
wow, you should bring that backjust to see if you can still crush
with an ipadch I bet I could. It's kind of cool, and I
can make up like a fake storylike yeah, you should see the other
got stabbed in the eye with aknife. Yeah, this is a good
bit. You guys, you writethe star like what's your name from?
And then still build Darryl Hannah andthen say do you want to see my

(54:50):
peg leg? Yeah, let's domore of what really matters. Yet,
something called Nelly And it's hard notto say Kelly Norda. But it is
Nelly Korda, and if we couldstill play music, we'd be playing hot
in here right now. Nelly Kordawon the Chevron. That is her fifth
straight LPGA Tour victory. She's wonfive straight. That ties the all time

(55:15):
record. Nancy Lopez did it innineteen seventy eight on a casaurin stanm did
it in four slash five five straightwins. If she wins next tournament,
it's the all time longest streak domination. Wow. She's won like two and
a half million this year, somethinglike eleven and a half for her career.
So a name to know Nelly Korda. What really matters is this.

(55:39):
I have no memory of this,but I was nineteen years old, Corey.
Today is your birthday, so youwere ten years old on April twenty
first of nineteen ninety. Am Iright about that? That is correct?
Do you remember Cartoon All Stars tothe Rescue? Say it again? And
there were a lot of Cartoon AllStar kind of like super Group All Stars

(56:00):
shows, so I don't necessarily rememberthat title. Who was in this?
This was Cartoon All Stars to theRescue, aired simultaneously on ABC CBS,
NBC, Fox, USA Network,and Nickelodeon, featuring characters from several Saturday
morning cartoons warning kids about the dangersof drugs. Nope, I don't remember
that. I thought you meant justone of those weekly shows that had like
an all star team. No,I don't remember an event at all.

(56:22):
All right, weird It opened withan introduction from George H. W.
Bush in the First Lady as wellthat movie did Huh? I don't remember
it. I don't remember that.As nineteen years old, I was filming
other things, film and other fingures. Yeah, promos for oh radio shows.

(56:45):
Yeah, you know that was theDare era, right, dare to
keep kids off drugs? Right?Just say no? Yeah? Yeah.
Dare is still a thing too,Is it really sure? Sure that officers
come around to the schools and talkto the kids? Still? Not even
joking? I literally smoked wed withone my dear people. You did not?
Yeah? I did? Yeah?Like ten years later? Hell yeah,

(57:05):
yeah I really did. Was thaton a Dare? Uh? Yeah?
It was truth or Dare? Isaid, tell me the truth.
You want to smoke someweed or deare, let's smoke sweet? And he said,
yeah, the both Well hell yeah, man, man, he seems
like a responsible adult. He was. Yeah. The Boston Celtics won one
fourteen ninety four over the Heat inGame one. It wasn't really even that

(57:29):
close. At one point, theCeltics led by thirty four. The Heat
made this crazy run in the fourthto make it interesting for a second,
but they ran out of time.First career playoff triple double for Jason Tatum
and the Celtics tied a franchise recordby hitting twenty two threes. I think
everybody in the world thinks that's goingto be a sweet because they don't have
Jimmy Butler. Was it was thatfourteen rip or something like that. It

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was a crazy start, seventeen totwo, something like that. The game
was over before it started. It'llbe a sweet. What really matters,
though, is this, we're gonnawe're not allowed to play music, so
we're gonna have to have meat sauce. Remind the good people out there what
these songs sounded like. Okay,but on this day in nineteen ninety,
here was the top five songs inthe country from Tommy Page. A song

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called I'll Be Your Everything. Beanybody remember that song? Is that how
it goes? Keep going on?Does the rest of the chorus go of
that song? Of that song?Yes, I'll be every that's a different
key than just let me see thatthang. Oh, and then it's then

(58:38):
he else kissed me? Wow?I like that song. I don't know
how from callaway? I want tobe rich. I want to be rich
rich. I do remember that song? Is that how it goes? I
don't know I've ever heard that song? Yes you have? If we could
play it? Can we say fiveseconds? I don't know who knows?

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I don't get it. Every othershow is still opening with songs that are
definitely licensed songs. I don't understandwhat's going on here, But can't we
gets to play Marvin Gaye? Whoalisten that he made a choice? That's
his name exactly. Oh you thinkit's a choice? Yeah, yeah,

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Cash Cash Cash, it's a songabout Johnny Cash. That was Michael Grady?
Was it? Oh? Brilliant cashgreat? I like that guy.
Yeah, he seems nice. Numberthree on this Day in nineteen ninety was,
Uh, how can we be lovers? My Michael Bolton? Oh?
Go ahead? How can we belovers if we can't be friends? In

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case you're wondering, this is notmy ploy to get them to pay for
the license. Right, you cantwice some of it. It's so good.
It's a top five song of alltime. You don't like Michael Bolton
sack? Oh? No, doyou think he's hitting it? No?
I like I like him. He'sa in a file. Yeah, he's
great. Listen, that's a rumorhe can't be within fifteen feet of a
movie theater. Brilliant. Okay,that songs so good. Coming into number

(01:00:10):
two, Jane Child and don't Wantto Fall in Love sounds like this,
Don't want to fall in Love withJane Jadeen Jane. Oh hey on a
second, So what's the name ofthe artist again? Jane Child? So

(01:00:31):
she wrote a song and then wrotedon't want to fall in Love with Jane?
So she wrote it from the perspectiveof another person about herself. She
is low self esteem? Oh okay, so so she's bad. I'm not
worth dating? Wow? Yeah,and no one wants to fall in love
with me. I'm gonna write asong her breathsticks? Got it? Does

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she note that in the bridge?Yes? Yeah? The bridge is just
about halaitoas how good? How doesthe how does the bridge breaths? No
one wants to date me, kissme except I'll burn your tongue off.
Well, it sounds great. Inevery song that you improvate, at some
point somebody yells the phrase kiss me. It seems to be a common theme

(01:01:20):
prof lyrics. I'm just singing,we are the world, you know?
And then and then Michael Jackson justyells kiss me. And you don't want
to know who he's talking to.She's got Helen told he's talking to child,
Jane Child. Oh god, Idon't remember that song at all.
I don't. And lastly, thenumber one song in America on this day

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in nineteen ninety one, nothing comparesto you. Oh yeah, go for
it to us. It's been sevenus And June is is that what you
say? She says you lift meaway from please? Wow? You did

(01:02:01):
Shannade? Proud, isn't it Shannade? Oh? Connor, Well, it's
sad pride me? And wasn't thathow a sleep number spot. It's the
hardest I've ever laughed in the historyof this show. That's not because you
said Shnado. And Chris is verybluntly goes, well, that's that's not

(01:02:24):
her name, and I'm off micand I almost pissed my pants. I
laughed so hard because it was sowrong, and he just ice cold slaved
you, and I couldn't stop laughing. I laughed so loud it led through
the mics, and you guys justderailed. We have it. You thank

(01:02:45):
you thought it was Shnado Connor Connorthat her last it was Victor Olin Depot.
Oh good stuff, I'm not bright. Uh. The Los Angeles Clippers
of Anaheim beat them average one nineninety seven in Game one. James Harden
twenty eight points. No Kawhi Leonardfor the Clippers, No problem. I

(01:03:06):
guess they won anyway in Game one. What really matters is this no problem?
I actually watched some highlights of basketballstuff. Man, It's like,
wow, those guys are really tall. Yep, let's see what else is
interesting? Oh how about this?And you guys have no memory of this,
but it's it's gone down in history. Is one of the most spectacular

(01:03:27):
fails of all time, and itwould never happen today. But it was
on yesterday's date in nineteen eighty sixthat the Mystery of al Capone's Vault,
hosted by Heraldo Rivera. Oh yeah, on television, after so much hype
and so much television, there wasnothing but dirt and a couple empty bottles
inside the vault. Yeah, that'ssomething that I was alive for. But

(01:03:49):
like you just said, didn't livethrough it because I don't remember it.
But remember, but you can't.You couldn't have grown up in the nineties
and not heard about that reference allthe time, right, it is always
Heraldo in the Vault, Herald inthe Vault. That it was just it
was a metaphor for disappointment, yeah, right, or you know, building
something up and then just having agiant letdown. It was just well,

(01:04:10):
it's not like this is an alCapone's vault in Heraldo, is it.
That was just a reference that Ithink a lot of us understood, even
if you've never seen it. I'veseen the clips of it. Didn't watch
it, of course, live clipremember it very well. And again they
would do some kind of thermal andimaging or something like that these days to
make sure there was something fault beforethey opened it up. But my gosh,

(01:04:30):
it's like you know, you seethe unboxing things on YouTube, because
imagine that they opened one of thebucks. There's nothing right, I bet
Musman remembers that. Must you rememberthe Heraldo al Capone's vault bit from the
eighties. I watched every minute ofme. It sounds right, Hey,
what's going on buddy? Uh?Yeah, No, I remember watching every
single minute of it because I waslike, it's gonna happen, right,

(01:04:53):
It's gotta happen. Yeah, hejust found like some well this was a
jar probably used by al Capone.Yeah, he did his best to Yeah,
he really did. Yeah. Nothingin there, nothing in there,
incredible. That was good TV.You don't have to back then, you
didn't have to actually have like thebig wow who at the end. Yeah,

(01:05:15):
you probably could have used it.Yeah, everything you need to or
kiss me? Yeah, kiss andthen Heraldo Yield kissed me. Probably probably.
It always works. I love it. The Winnipeg Jets, he happened.

(01:05:42):
I love it. The Jeff beatthe Abs seven to six. Two
goals by Lowry, two goals byConnor. That was game one. The
Winnipeg Jets up one. Nothing.What really matters is this our boy Mark
Parris is listening out there. Goodmorning, mister Marco Parris, Love you,
Perry brother. We'll see on Friday, on this date, And I

(01:06:03):
never saw this movie on this state. In nineteen ninety five, the Basketball
Diaries premiered in theaters. Also neversaw I've never seen Captain. Yeah,
Leo, a very young Leo DiCaprio, don't know what it was about.
Isn't it drugs? I don't know. I'm not I'm not always drug related.
I never saw it. I haveno idea. I mean, I

(01:06:24):
know of it, but I neverwatched it. Why do I think that
it's drug related? Oh? Holdon, well, that's just your back.
Yep. The first line it says, Jim Carroll is a drug addicted
high school basketball player. Oh,come on, Jim, come on,
Jim. Is this a feel goodstory? Laughing rotten tomatoes? Oh Rose?

(01:06:49):
Oh wait, is this the thingthat Rosie always talks about. No,
that's Red Shoe Diaries. Got it, got it, got it,
got it, got it. Oh. We had a real good button bar
last week when he literally was talkingabout my dad. What did he say,
Jeff, look at this thing?Oh yeah, that whole just string
of ten minutes he let off somelegendary button bar. Yeah he stopped caring.
Yeah he doesn't care. The Canucksbeat the Predators four to two.

(01:07:12):
Our guy Jason Zucker scored the firstgoal of the game for the Nashville Predators,
but the Canucks dominated after that.They went four to two in Game
one over Zucker and the Freds.What really matters, though, is this
on this date in nineteen ninety nine, that's the biz kid Baby Boom Truth,

(01:07:35):
Fox Primetime premiered I Never Hills mattertoo long? Wait a minute,
doesn't it seem that it was earlierthan that. It says in this date
in nineteen ninet nine, April twentyfour yesterday April twenty first, nineteen ninety
nine. That can't be right.It was earlier than that, it says

(01:07:56):
Fox Primetime. So maybe it movedfrom something else. I'm very confused.
It was definitely before that was likemaybe it ended in ninety nine. I
mean, honestly, it's it wasBeverly Hills nine O two one oh.
Series ran for ten seasons from Octoberfourth, nineteen ninety until May seventeenth,
two thousand. I wonder what theremight be a different one. It's because

(01:08:17):
it says this is the first televisionseries in the nine O two one oh
franchise, So maybe there's a secondone. I don't know. I wonder
why how many times when you wouldgo into a store and they would ask
you for a zip code would youput in nine oh two one oh before
you answer? I did all thetime. Do you still do it?
Yeah? Yeah, Well, youdon't got to know where I live or

(01:08:38):
area. I don't even think it'sclose. I think it's it's the number
one known zip code in the country. Yeah, right, for sure,
just from that show alone, nobodyknew what nine O two and oh was
before that. Now everybody does.And weirdly, you just love the show
more because they were from Minnesota.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so you did. That makes alot of I've never seen an episode of

(01:09:00):
it. I loved it for howcold every room is they went into I'm
not sure it was solid. Andthen they added Tiffany Amberthyes, oh LORTI
yes, sir, Valerie. Iforget what her last name was, Valerie
something. Just tell me what happensto you downstairs when you hear this.
That's about as far as Corey got. Well. Then they double down with

(01:09:21):
Melrose Place, and yeah, Inever got into that. That was the
best room. Oh yeah, tiffYeah, what that noise isn't I'm doubting

(01:09:43):
retro news now on Twitter and therethey're facts. Now, Yeah, I
wonder what the hell that even means. It says that go ahead. I'm
sorry, No, I'm sorry.I was just gonna say. Yeah.
I even looked up like other seasonsand everything, and it's all May.
They all premiered in May. SoI don't even know what that was referring
to at all. On this dayin nineteen eighty nine, Field of Dreams
premiered. All right, you canfeel free to rip. I've still never

(01:10:08):
seen the Field of Dreams. Imean, it's a perfect never said for
a sports film, it's a perfectfilm. Dad, you want to have
yes, Oh my lord, Lordevery time? Good, every time?
Every time? Man. And youknow it's when he walks up to him
and you can yeah, what aboutyou can barely say, hey, Dad,
smoke show Gray saves the little girl. Smoke shot We uh we smoke

(01:10:34):
Gray? What you call how mirrored? Yeah? We picked up this guy
hit shiking. What's your name?I go by smoke show him Chris chrisy
Smoke show Gray. Here's your podcast? Yeah? Are you smoke show Gray?

(01:10:55):
That was my that was my Yeah, it's great. You don't even
have to seen the movie though,to laugh your ass off. I thought
Mulaney's been at the Oscars this yearwas brilliant and he just went through the
whole plot and quickly found all theholes and oh, it doesn't quite make
sense. That was epic. It'sso good though. So when they played
the Field of Dreams game, thatwas sweet too. I don't know if

(01:11:15):
they're gonna do that every year,but that's sweet. Yeah, that was
that was anually. The only badpart is it's not a playable field anymore
on MLB the show, Oh it'snot. No, it's not. Oh
dude, that was the hit theCornfield Horse that's failing. Yeah, that's
that. And you know what,Corey, I must say this at forty
four years old today, happy birthday, Thank you. You would you would
like it more now. You wouldn'thave liked it at twenty four. No,

(01:11:36):
you'll love it. At thirty fouryou would have talked about how Dune
it was. At forty four youwould love the film. Interesting, it's
it's a beautiful film. When whenwhen Smoke show Gray saves the little girl
for real, that scene he makesthat decision. Yeah, cross your heart
out every time. Yeah yeah,people will come right. It's one of
the best montage or not. What'sit called when you talked for a while?

(01:11:58):
Monologue? Monologue in a movie?What about? What about when dude
Tog says, smoke show Gray boughtthe hats all the time. Yeah,
and they found all the hats inhis closet. Oh, that's so good,
which his day was actually smoking smokeshow ye dogs. Yeahs in for
vikings. Oh, thank you,thank you, I forgot to do that.
Appreciate it. Good, that's goodnews. Thick smoke show Grays here

(01:12:19):
tomorrow at seven thirty. Muss ishere. You were at the Masters at
some point between dow and nine.We got to ask you what the Masters
was like. Power Chim want tochow with the news after this on the Fan