HR. 1 - The Driveway Club

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Morning, lady and gentlemen, and welcome to video Message number
twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm like a dog in heat.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
I will cup yesterday morning with us.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Bring us to start later, please, I could never know
what the day with us Florida. Listen up. The ratings
just came in for last month. We are number one.
We just grabbed every key Democrat super duper.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Fight a goo nto gay. Yes, boy, that is good news.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
It is the twenty second day of January twenty twenty sixth.
You live in Minnesota, at least most of you do
listening to this, and you know this already, but it's
freezing and it's gonna get worse. But it is the
twenty second day of January, and you do live in Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
So here we go.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the parture of morning show.
My name is Chris Hockey, and I've just stated the obvious.
That's what this show's all about. We're gonna have some
fun today. I believe. I think Tommy Olsen, I hope
Tommy Elsen. I don't know Tommy Elsen. I've been laber.
I think Ben liber can been a long time since
saw Ben Laborer. But I mean, maybe he's gone, maybe
he's on vacation.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Others.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Last week, I hope to see Ben Fargo flash stopping
him by a cast oo thousands. So why would we
wait another moment? Who knows what's gonna happen On the
Partchup Morning Show, all the way to do is get started.
Here's some comedy from Dusty Slate Partchup Morning Show on
a lovely and freezing Thursday morning. Come on in. I
am glad you're here.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm not always the best about washing my hands. You know,
I know that's gross. You know, I get it, But
as matter of fact, I hate washing my hands. I
know that's not popular to say these days, and honestly,
it's never really been that popular to say that I
hate it. I like to compliment people's bathroom soaps so
they think I wash my hands. I hate when I'm
in a public restroom and somebody else comes in there

(01:35):
because I'm like, dang, now I gotta wash my hands.
Sometimes they come right in, go into the stall. I'll
just cut some water on for a minute, maybe let
out some paper towels. I spend more time faking it
than I would just washing my hand. It's tough to
fake it now though, a lot of these bathrooms got
motion sensors in there. You know, you standing under the

(01:55):
sink doing like this mess around, get your hands wet.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Than I might as well do the whole thing now.
He neighbors.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
The fish side is weird and feetus on.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Your side the beaver. You hear the distance under this and.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Then you stray.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
She's gonna be a big girl.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
To take it too.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's pretty cold out there, but
who cares it's warm in here? Was it saying the
Yeah the old thermistat there seventy is seventy two. That's
too warm. Yeah, you've turned that down to sixty two. Please? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Hold, that's a good thing about having my own studio
over here. People going to.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Damn, it's so hot in here.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
I'm like, we'll get out. Then get out, Masana, I
need damn testicles.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
What Yeah, he needs testicles, so stay out of his studio. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Hey, you want to know something great that none of
you care about. Great story.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Well, now that you've sold it so well and taken
a sip.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Right, that was a dramatic sip. That was a dramatic
pause sip. My furnace turned off last night. I think
it's a filter thing, but I don't know. Yeah, I
woke up and I was like fifty nine man, well,
welcome to the fold.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I don't think a filter wants to take your picture.
I don't think a filter can make your furnace turn off.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, can't you trip like I do?

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Like trip and these all filter things. I'm just saying,
that's what it said. It set it short cycling on
the internet when I googled it short cycling to watch that.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
I don't think that has any doing with your filter.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Like a little People Tour de France.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Whoa, Yeah, I mean, you know, equal opportunity, right.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Watch it?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Sure if I could bet on it, well, yeah, you
could bet on the Tour de France, right, I'm.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Talking about like a little People version though, no I know,
but you could bet on the actual one, right of.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Course, little tiny ones?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, sure, Okay, Hey, I forget. Did it have anything
to do with his filter or his.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
I'll say, I don't believe that your filter can make
your furnace go off. Yeah, I don't know what it
is that's the thing that heats your house? Yeah, hey Carl, Yes, sir,
do you have your phone on you? Yeah, I'm gonna
text you something that for once is not a nude
picture of my penis.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Wow, is it your damp testicles?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
No?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
And I said damp by the way, no, you said damn.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
It did sound like you said damn. Oh no, kidding? Yeah,
what is this?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Brand new baby came out on the twentieth day of
January twenty twenty sixth it. I didn't hear about it either.
I got lucky and looked through my audio book, you know,
purchases what I could purchase, and there was a new
Check Closterman book a minute, Oh sweet, and it's called
football and it's about why we love that damn sport

(05:49):
so much. And it's done the way Closerman would do it,
in a way where you got to rewind it and
listen to it again because you're not sure what he
just said. But it seems cool, and I got I
got a point for you to make that I already emailed,
by the way, and texted to try to get him
on the show. And I'm only two chapters into the
book now. If you don't know who Chuck Closerman, he's

(06:10):
from Fargo. He is one of us. He's one of
the best I don't know, theoretical authors of our generation
about pop culture. I love him. He's written Jeez, what
is it? Coco?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Puffs?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Blah, sex, drugs and Coco, which is great.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Uh huh. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
I had so many great books and this is his
latest one, and it's about our sport of football. And
I think I'm right about this, but I want to
tell you this score the very beginning. The first chapter
is about just how popular football is compared to all
other sports, and about it being such a perfect sport
for for TV. The second chapter, which I was listening

(06:53):
to on the way here this morning, and again it
takes me a long way to get through. I'm time
to get through these because I have to rewind and
really to see if I understood what we said. I
think what he saying is the reason football is a
sport has ascended to supremacy as sports are. And these
are my words, not his. That's why I think is
what he was saying is because every play, not every game,

(07:18):
every play is the equivalent of a hand of poker,
but not just one hand of poker. Every position, every
player versus another player is playing an individual game of
poker on every play. So there's so much poker going
on on every single play within the rules of a

(07:42):
game that you get gambling within rules, which humanity loves rules.
We say we want to be free, but we want rules, man,
but we also like the gambling aspect of it. So
the guard versus the defensive tackle is a poker hand.
He knows what he's to do, and he knows what
he's gonna do. Who's gonna win that poker in because

(08:03):
who gets the right cards does matter. Even if you
if if the play call is perfect, each individual hand
matters to the play call. It's I mean, he blew
my mind just thinking about that on the way here.
I'm like, that makes perfect sense every because what was
it the stat in a football game.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
That is x.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
You know, however many three and a half hours long,
there's only eleven minutes of gameplay, and you're like, well,
that doesn't make any sense. Why does that popular? It's
popular because everything that happens during every play matters to
the overall game. And then you reset and you do
it all again. It's it's everybody puts their cards back
in and then you shuffle and you deal every play.

(08:47):
Does that make sense to you?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
So if a if a football game is essentially eleven
minutes of actual action but an endless series of poker hands,
then if I watch a ten hour poker stream like
a final table of a World Series of Poker main event,
and I watched ten hours straight, can.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
You give me five seconds?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
How many yes?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Hold on? Hold on? Please, give me fight, give me
fight hard?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
If I do that, then did I watch like fifty
seasons of football?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Well?

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Kind of that?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I love football?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Right, No, for sure, And nobody knows that better than
the guy that's going to be here at six thirty
with Ben Lieber.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Right, how many times has he told us.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
In the past about running back tells or quarterback tells?
And what do we always say about Brian Flores, who's
obvious seeing the news that sexy as hell, that it
doesn't matter where his players line up. You almost never
know what's coming. That's the whole point of poker is
balancing your ranges so they don't know if you're bluffing
or if you have it.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
And that's what the greats are good at.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
So of course there's bluffing and false tells and you
send somebody in motion because that's a bluff, or you
want them to think one thing but you're doing the other.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Who knows.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Isn't that fascinating? Ever thought about it like that?

Speaker 3 (10:01):
No, I can't wait to read that because he's ten
times smarter than any of us, So it's fascinating to
get into his brain.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Here's the other thing that is unbelievable. When I tell
him that, am I'm going to say, hey, Chuck, this
is what I think you're saying. He's probably gonna go, that's.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Not it at all. Yeah, yeah, you should read it.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
You need chill out. No no, no, no, no, no, dummy.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
I did say the word poker.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, yeah, but you yeah, you've misinterpreted. No, he's the best.
He's my favorite author. I don't read a lot. I
don't read a lot, but when I do, he's sick.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
No, it's close to me. Yeah, I have.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I think almost all of his books, almost all.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah, god, I'm so pleased. I was so pleased when
I saw that.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Order it today. Yeah, that's sweet. He's great.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
He's great to the old Amazon because you're going to
you out, you're listening to it obviously, yes, is that
less or more than the than the actual book?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Usually less?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, usually a couple bucks less, especially right when it
comes out.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
I have a membership to Audible, which you know makes
it so it's a little bit cheaper, I think anyone.
I don't know. I didn't need to mean to look
at my stats from last year, because I'm going to
tell you, guys how many books I listened to last year,
But now I can't remember how to do it?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
A hardcover on Amazon's thirty bucks.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, that's not bad.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
But the the audiobook version of it, which Chuck reads himself,
was twelve ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah. Yeah, listen to it, Corlus, Maybe I will.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Don't you tell him what to do? Sorry, I had
to stick up from a boy. You're my Bulley car.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Wow, break your shoes. Chuck comes out with a book,
and you two are attached to the hill. Where the
hell's Tommy?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I'm worried.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
You should be here by now.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
In May, I listened to eighty hours and thirty six
minutes of audio books. Wow, what do you think of that?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
That's incredible A lot, isn't it? Yeah? Good for you man.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Well, I don't remember any of it.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Well, my time, that's over two hours a day.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
I listen a lot, man, I.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Mean because I listened to podcasts when I'm in the car.
But that's yeah, the total of what forty minutes a
day a lot? Forty maybe?

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yeah? Still damn. My number one listening category was Arts
and Entertainment.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
NERD.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's okay.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
I listened to all right this. I listened to eighty
eight titles last year. Eighty eight. Wow, God, don't you
shouldn't I be super smart?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
You are?

Speaker 3 (12:49):
The information that you were bestowing on me yesterday was
very good.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Off the air.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
I listened to a book every day for nineteen days straight,
and may have last year.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's just way too much. You drive a lot. We
asked the same question, I walk a lot.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
We asked the same question with Alexis on Monday because
she said she read something like one hundred and seventy
something books, which works out to basically every other day.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
I'm sorry say that again. I was consumed for a moment.
What did you say again?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
That's right, she reads a lot of books. Man, I
don't read.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
You are talking about He's not reacting though the books.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
There is a theory about poker in football?

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Oh good, well, please, guy, I can't wait. Tom's got theory.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Have a seat, let's hear it.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah, have a sweet seat on a seat. No, we
all saw. I can't say anything I actually felt when
you hugged me flat there?

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Do you have a penis?

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Some days I wish I don't, Oh my god, or
a few eggs frum cash those tickets.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, I get it.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Closerman's your guy, right, But are you a little biased?
Because if Hawk came in here and said I had
a really deep conversation with Tom and he says football
is just like poker, would you really buy and do
it as much as you just did.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Well, No, Closerman's ten times smarter than any.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Of us, right, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Not trying to call you.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
No.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
That's why I like him.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Is he explains the beauty of some of his books,
specifically sex, drugs and cocoa puffs. Is he can take
us saved by the Bell episode and you're like, god, dang,
that's the most creative, insightful thing I've ever thought. And
I don't even know if it's true, but he'll make
you believe it the same way Howard Stern could make
a pop star that you don't care about interesting for
an hour. Closerman can make anything in a chapter form interesting.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Okay, that's a good Okay.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
I've read article or not articles. I've read chapters like
on the Eagles by Closer men. I don't give two
s's about the Eagles, but by the end of the chapter, man,
that was fascinating. Then sure the band, not the football team.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
This Stern thing just hit me right in the eyes. Yeah,
you get it.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
That's what he's good at. Chuck, Chuck's the same thing
with pop culture. I'll make you interested in things that
you don't care about.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
You really like sex, drugs?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Really?

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah you would.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I'll listen to it. I drive a lot.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
All right. Tommy's here, Yeah, Leber is.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Going to be here for the first time in like
almost two weeks.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
He's gonna get all Fargo flash.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
It sounds like you don't get all fat and sound
dot com.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Tom, just get all fat and sasy. You can talk
about Brian Flores. Zach's here.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Well, Hey, this is Power Morning. Joe on the pen.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the best kid the way. Thomas is here.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Oh, Thomas you got to bring up now what you
just told us off the year because Chris, no, no,
it's happening. It's happening. You ready for this, well, I
know it actually has nothing to do with that. You
ready do tell me? Welcome aboard.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Yeah, we have a two stall driveway or two stall driveway,
two stall garage, and I park in the driveway because.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
We have so much as that we stored in our garage.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
I don't understand you.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
And welcome to the driveway Club. I park in the driveway.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
So she has a vehicle, right, yeah, sure where does
she park?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
She parks in the.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Garage and with I mean she should.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
She works remote.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
So here's the one you you get up and drive
like every more Thursday mornings. I'm sure. So cold today
it was freezing. It was so cold. Welcome to the
driveway Club.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
What are you guys doing?

Speaker 3 (17:29):
There's there's a lot of us we just don't talk
about it. Great job job.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
So my two stall is pretty small, right because it's
a town home.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
But so if I if it used to be, I
think we could I don't know, I don't know if.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
My truck could actually fit in there with hers so
it came down to just it's not even it.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
It's not an argument. It's if one's only fitting in there.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Well yeah, of course, but wait, clean out the dim.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, but you don't think it. Well, you guys know
how we have.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
We have a lot of parties, you know, so I've
heard and there's just buckets and all the storage units
of all different it's like a master's party box.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
And then three sixty five. Yeah it's hey, han, you
will work from home. I work on the road. It's
going to be really cold. This speak in mind if
we uh, you know, switch places against.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Zach Zach, you have no idea, she answered, That is
not how this works.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, no, because everything you just said was this thing
that they're immune to.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Logic. Yeah, and I don't even have an automatic start,
she does.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
It sounds like you don't have testicles.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Well tell me. So here's the problem.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Back to the storage issue, Chris, you had a yeah,
maybe you still do a storage facility or a storage unit.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
And I've got so much junk in there.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
So if I could convince my wife, I can just
go like, let's just get a storage you know, let's
just put all this stuff in storage. That we have space.
I would give it four to six weeks before the
news stall that was cleared out is filled up again.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, it's not even close, So why would I.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
It's it's almost enabling to get a storage space and
let her fill more space.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
To their credits says this credit. I can't speak for ant,
but like keeps it pretty like actually really organized, right.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
That organization helped you this morning when you went out
to your car and it was called well said you
said that? Well, well said, does she? I mean, do
they do they care about you guys at all?

Speaker 6 (19:43):
Like?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Do they not have any sort.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Of ignorant you don't understand?

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Apparently not. I mean it feels like, you know, I
thought it was kind of crappy the way you know,
I got born and stuff. But no, I'm I'm thinking
I might have hit the lotto that's up. But yeah,
see what you're saying there, Yeah, I get it you're
born this way because you could have they could cars

(20:09):
in your garage. Yeah, I'll put as many cars as
I want in my garage.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
I kid you not. I would be like, oh I
get it, Yeah cool cool, And then my wife would
look out the window and she would watch me put
the car into gear and drive full speed into the
garage to move all the stuff, not only out of
the garage out into the yard. Yeah, I'd be like,
punt it. Yeah, I guarantee you.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
If we just threw out a flyer and said if
you're in the driveway club tweet at me or Tommy,
we would have thousands of roubs going yeah, yep, me too, buddy.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
A quarter dollar.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Your version of me too.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Says we're in a town home development or whatever. Right,
there's h o a to reven move the snow. And
since my trucks in that driveway, you half a cloud driveway.
Let's say there's ten times a year plower driveway. Eight
out of ten we don't get plowed because my truck's
in the driveway at night.

Speaker 7 (21:12):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Then you have to do it. I'm like, man, I
am losing out on a lot of come back cloud driver. Yeah,
so that's welcome aboard.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yeh.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Does she know how to shovel?

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Oh, that's not the question. She likes to that's not
the question, is not the question. She doesn't have to shovel.
There's a two stall garage there. It's true, there's no
shoveling needs to be done.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
They thought about it when they built the houses back
of the day, and they're like, hey, we need garages here,
but there's going to be more than one person that's
going to need a place to park their car.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
I will I will say, if it was empty, I
don't think both of our cars could fit in the
same because it's a smaller stall.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Because a bigger truck, you'd be surprised. You'd be surprised.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
But Tommy, think about this, and you, you know my wife,
think about this. And you've been my you've been in
my house. Think about this.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
You don't have an excuse. Think about this, dude, think
about this. This is infuriating.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
I think if Sez came up to you today and said, Tommy,
let's spend a lot of our hardered money to get
a third stall added to the house.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Wait, that's a real thing.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
She asked years ago to get a fourth stall, and
I go for what.

Speaker 8 (22:27):
You much that was cost.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
I think you'll be in the driveway. Yeah, you would
be living with me. Yeah, but but you wouldn't be
scraping your windows off in the morning, scraping something else.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Well, that is rent.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Rad dog and a cold drive is instande it.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, it wakes me up.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
I don't understand that it does wake up. I guess.
I guess. You guys know what tomorrow is gonna be. Like,
you know it's gonna be minus forty one tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I stay in seven years. I got a remote started.
Please tell me you're gonna remote start it. No, No,
he's weird trying to prove Do you have a weird one?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
You have a remote start and you're just out of stubbornness.
You just don't do it.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah, you know, you know my my pre show schedule
is like twenty minutes. Oh that's your routine.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Oh yeah, I'm in pretty quick, So that's that's not
gonna have us. I don't have time to wait. That's
efficient use.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Somebody's walking sometimes he's walking in during the comedian.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
You don't have time to wait.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
You shower with Ben Maller every morning.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
Whoa, yeah, pop the thing in the shower.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah you wish. There was a time when I parked
out in the driveway. Well that workout didn't tell the driveway. Yeah, yeah,
there was a time I wasn't allowed in the driveway.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Oh I gotta have a great joke. Don't be going
way too far.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
But the probably would get up, push the stove, and
I would start the car. You gotta start the car.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
You have to take advantage of that.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
My golly, I don't have it, so I have to
go out there old school and start off.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Either way though you started. Yeah, I don't know that.
The raw dog is crazy.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Yeahane you guys, especially tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yeah, sometimes on a summer day, I start the car
from you.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, because you don't want to. You don't want to
burn yourself on a hot see.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I just like to hurt the O zone layer.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, what do you care? At this point?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
I kind of like raw Dog and when it's hot,
so then you sweat.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
I kind of that's yeah, that's nice warm up before
you go to the gym.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
That's nice.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
You guys are weird, weird, weird, terrible, Okay, you know
what whatever, you know, it's I would I would make
alternate choices. I mean, obviously, it's just.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I feel seen.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
We're just looking out for your car because somebody has
to Yeah, we care about your somebody has to have
your wealth.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Being what if tomorrow is so cold, it's.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Going to be that that Saturday's paper. The main photo
front page Star Tribune print version looks like it's me,
but it looks like Jack Nicholson at the end of
the shining Yeah right, that's exactly.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
And it says caffeins.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Corey Cove freezes to death in sub zero temperatures.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
That fireworks. Scott Dylon chimes in your solution to a
two guar car garage problem, get a shed, then you
put all your stuff in your shed, and then you
can park in the garage. That it's exactly what I
just said.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
We're gonna put the town shed. It's exactly said if
I get a storage facility, it would refill. So no offense, Scott.
That is not going to work in my house, no chance.
Of course, he doesn't have a two car. He has
a three car garage. You can't find spots for two cars.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
But I don't even think this is the argument Corey
not starting his car. It's like, yeah, it's like I
haven't said Corey in about ten years.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
In trouble, but like people can start their cars now
from like.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah, oh man, I can't imagine that choice. That is
a choice for maker.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Hey Hawk, you have remote starting your car. I do not.
Oh well, let's say you did and you were parked.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
You parked your car outside at the Vikings facility in
a December road game.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
What would you do?

Speaker 4 (26:42):
I would I would damn well start the car, go
back in and sit in the warmth of the facility,
maybe do a little deadline.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
You diddled there, Yeah, sure, you'd sit there with the
fob as you guys were landing.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, facility.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Yeah, if you have you connect on your phone, you
can do that, no matter what kind of Corey, I
don't know what kind of car you gotta forget, but
I know, Saucy, you got you Connect on yours. You
can start it from anywhere in America.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Does it run for like fifteen and then it would turns.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Out but still once until it starts sweating.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
But yeah, after fifteen you can start it up again.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
No, Corey, I'm guessing there's some company out there that
could give us an give me an auto start, But like.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
You already have that. Yeah, that's just taking it for granted.
You are. I like to live dangerously. He is who
he is and that we love him.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
So like tomorrow morning, when it's negative twenty, you're like
looking forward to that rush, not at all. No.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Do you wear gloves almost never driving?

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Oh my god, you have a heated steering wheel?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Oh, heated steaering wheel? Yeah, okay, just fifty fifty?

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Oh my, go ahead and roll the windows down.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Do you heat your seats? Do you heat your almost never?
Your slabs?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Almost never?

Speaker 8 (28:00):
What do you never?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
I guess wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Where do I start the handle me?

Speaker 9 (28:08):
Right?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Why do you whoop your own ass?

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Do you slap your hand in the door.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
For Do you knock your head against the wall just
for fun?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
I just slammed my hand in the door. I wouldn't
feel it anyway, it's numb from the cold. Do you
scrape your windows with your bare hands? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Do you teach yourself a lesson?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:26):
He's asking you masturbate on the way here. Yeah, well
with the sandpaper.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
That's getting a little closer.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah, yeah, with sandpaper.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
No.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
No. Honestly, though, I for our younger listeners, if you
are I don't know, twenty three twenty four and.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Engaged, don't get married?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Ghost of Christmas future?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Do you guys use the ac seats? You ever have those?

Speaker 3 (28:51):
I don't have them, but that would be amazing.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
I would use those in the january.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
You know, I don't like them. It makes me feel
like I peed my pants.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
They feel like they're a weird IM No, I don't know,
it's weird, but make you feel like you pet.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I don't know, I just yeah, it's a weird one.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
I'm so glad I said that out luck because for
so long and you feel the same.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Way, exact same way.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
It's the craziest thing.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I know. It's really weird. Do they have a c uh.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Steer lails or no?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Not sure.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
I've never heard of that though.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Have you seen the thing where they like attached us
to your air vent and then there's a tube and
you can put it up your up your shorts. Yeah,
I have seen that because you know I drive.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Right, yeah, it cools your what did say, your damp balls?
So that's I drive with one foot up so I
can get circulation.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
That's going to kill you.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
You're trolling.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
They're going to need a different casket.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
It's going to be like it's going to be up
by your yeah, yeah, that's gonna be yeah, is going
to go up your tool hole.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
I had a really good idea when I was about
sixteen seventeen years old. I think someone took it. The
cup holders are either heated or cool based on what
you had. Would that be kind of cool?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Not a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
That's legit? Is it? Hopefully it's already? Man idea?

Speaker 4 (30:04):
That is a really, really good idea that I can't believe.
I don't. I drive a very fancy car.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
And I've never heard of that feature, have you.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
I've not heard of that feature?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Pretty good, I know, pretty good idea.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
If you can only pick one, Jesus, because I like
my coffee horse, Yeah, I don't need Yeah, yeah, I
don't need to keep my coffee hot.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I wouldn't want whatever anything.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
To be too hot.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, yet he keeps it hot. You're interesting. What do
you like keeping it hot?

Speaker 7 (30:38):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Meet?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Hey babe. We'll do from pay sports after this. This
is the morning Joe on the fan.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
All right, I remember body, here we are we're a
little Thomas is here, Yeah, sinewy Thomas is here. Ben'll
be here. Fargo's coming out, I believe a breakdown. What
was a great National title game? Oh my god, it
was so much fun, so much fun. I agree with you,
by the way I'm telling him. Miami was slightly better
up front. It wasn't even close. It wasn't even close.

(31:16):
They dominated them defensive line wise.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
The left tackle for Indiana won Big ten Ole Linemen
of the Year.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, and not trying to pile on or make him
feel better or anything.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
If he had a grade out, I bet you graded
out less than fifty percent.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, whooped by Miami. D Lion and Ruben Bain. Bain
spains and Bain's like he's gonna be a top five pick.
He's incredible. But that left tackle was supposed to be
like really high on the board for Indiana. So we'll
see that that was nuts how good they were. But yeah, good,
good for Indiana. Hell of a story.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Be a better team, yeah, be a better team.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, man, be a better team.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
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Speaker 2 (31:54):
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Speaker 3 (31:56):
Get one free for a litmited time and you can
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Speaker 2 (31:59):
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Speaker 3 (32:01):
Thanks Holiday, Thank you, all right. Brian Flora is back
blow with the Minnesota Vikings. Question mark question mark question
mark because he still might get a head coaching job,
but he did agree to an extension, so unless he
gets a head coaching job, he's staying, so the whole

(32:23):
lateral move trash is over. Still really curious why he
interviewed with the commanders for the DC interesting for money, right?
I assume the leverage.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Is the only I think this whole thing is about
leverage logical.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
I think even the deal he signed yesterday is about
leverage for other teams because I think he I think
it's a it's an employed maybe even a little help
from KOC and the Vikings to get him a head
coaching job.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Could I say something that Mike, it is in trouble.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
You guys in trouble?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Maybe, Man, should I hit the dumb button?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
No?

Speaker 5 (32:57):
No, no, okay, what if you guys just like I
had a little start rebuting things and power trip flirting
with serious x M.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yeah might work. Why do you know somebody, I'm just saying, like,
what if?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
What if we did?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
At this point?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Going to tell you this, I'm pulling down over they
could have it. Yeah, I'm not flirting with anybody you wanted.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
As I've said before, talks of free lunch, there's no
such thing as a free lunch.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
He's a free lunch. Take a slud out of you
guys hog day and I'm close.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
You mean in real life, for like, in regards to radio.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
And stuff, we'll call him a will Comb.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
I'd say in real life probably you right, I'd say
period both probably yeah, yeah, I mean for both. Yeah.
I mean I'm cheaper lunch. I'm not even I'm an appetizer.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
But like what you guys did, Like there was a
big article like man Power Trip might be moving.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
That'd be kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
It'd be very cool, and we'd appreciate it. But I
don't think that anybody knows we work here.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Well one of them. You can make it real for execon.
Let's well, let's dive in.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
You know, there was a time, maybe fifteen years ago,
there was another radio station that did sports, and we
all went to our boss and like, hey, if you
don't give me a raise, I'm going to so and
so station. They were like, well, okay, I mean yeah,
And then about two years after that they're like, good luck,
Yeah you want to go there, best of luck.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah, So that that.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Bluff hasn't worked in Oh it never worked. No, it
never worked. So now the only bluff is we'll leave
do what you see where working in radio is a
lot like poker.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
It is very similar, a lot of bluffy, a lot
of faulty. They're way smarter than Zach Thomas.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
If I walked into like Abbot's office right now and
said I've been giving an offer from another radio station,
he'd be like, do they need me to?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah? Yeah they would.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
They'd be like, like, you guys are off the payroll,
thank god?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Like that stinks?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
And how would they promote their other shows if we left?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Where did they play that?

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Be a better team?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Yeah, be a better team.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
I mean, it's the man. Why do you have to
send me that last night sauce? Because it's so pissed
you don't watch so dumb.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
There's two reasons what happened? Why sent you that?

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Because I want you guys to know that I care,
and I get pissed off about it, and to its ridiculous.
It's ridiculous. Yes, yeah, it was a group text. Oh boy,
Oh don't look it up now.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
No, this is going to get him. It just doesn't
make any sense.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
But it's not going to be happy. Well you shouldn't
be happy that it exists though. It's just terrible strategy. No, sense.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Oh you mean the fact that the different morning shows podcasts.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Is promoted to start our podcast.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
It's funny because I heard that when you start your
Ford Mustang that there's immediately a thing that flashes up
on the dashboard. This says by a Chevrolet dumbasks exactly.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
That's the equal we're talking like. We're talking about podcasts,
these podcasts.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
At the start of a power Trip podcast, there's there's
a thirty second ad for a different radio show.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
For the morning show across the hallway. I love those,
we love them. But that's since does General Mills advertise
Kellogg's products.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Absolutely not, No, it does makes no sense.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
And again they can say, but we're all the same team.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
No we're not.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
We're not work for the same company. But I don't
do I don't get a bonus from their ratings, and
they don't get a bonus from my ratings.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
I hope they do well.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Think me too, They say, but stay off our track.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
It doesn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
It's not their choice, it's you know, the company.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
And I bet nobody in this building, even though.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
It's happening, no zero people know, has no idea because
it's some just formula. Yeah, it just randomly generates. It's garbage.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
The fact that there's nobody for us to complain to
about it, and anybody would complain to about it, be like, yeah,
you're probably right, that's probably not good.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Nothing changes, there's nothing new about it.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
There's nobody to yell to because no one knows who
actually did it or they just kind of playing fingers.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Now people who at the very top could care less.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Oh man, that just sucks.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
I know, dude, I know.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
What if you got an endorsement deal.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
You mean if I promoted came on two, I'll do
it right now.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Did get a minute live spot?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Instead of going to talk to the salespeople, you gotta
just go direct to all the different stations here that
I'll promote for you.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Well, it's even more ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Our competitors outside of outside of iHeartMedia are on the
iHeartMedia app.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, yeah, that's great.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Oh yeah, so why not we should just promote ninety
three x because the app does.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
They're on yeah, the podcast what do you want?

Speaker 3 (37:40):
I know, people, actually, what do you want?

Speaker 4 (37:43):
I know? The world complain too much, and maybe we
do because we do have great times, we do, but
they just they make it they say, succeed, do everything
you can, and then they they set us up to fail.
We're not gonna be what's your favorite segment to do well?
We love talking about music and we love doing duel
of the decades. Okay, taking that away from you, I mean,

(38:03):
like everything that every they're like, you guys, don't do
what you used to do the major grade. Let's because
you took away everything we had.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
I'm sorry, an incentive, so son of them, let's go
full circle. Let's stop complaining and go full circle for
the last forty five minutes. Okay, doesn't it make a
little sense now that tomorrow morning I want to walk
into a twenty degree below zero car and just for
five minutes feel alive.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Make more sense if you wanted to start your car
in the garage.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
I'm gonna put my car in the garage or put
my car in the driveway for Solid Air Driveway Club.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yep, I'm not. No, there's no way in hell I'm
doing it.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
I am doing spots for Cato TUESDA Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
Now.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Oh sorry, because I'm trying to take every dollar i
can before we finally get shown the door.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Because it won't be long. No, it sur prisident's sell
the door? What door?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Hey? Speaking of that, thanks a lot, congratulations, I'm getting
you deserve.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
How about this? You got it?

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Two handree, Let's go through this again for the last
it's like three years.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I will you guys. Yeah, it was so rigged.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
So for the last three years I've been asking privately
to both market presidents Greg Alexander and Eric Lonquist, Hey,
can we just dusty mind? Can I just buy the
Gallican machine? It's never plugged in. Can I just buy it?
They told me, we'll leave alls. Vick already asked for it,
so we probably shouldn't sell it to you. I'm like, well,
but she doesn't want it now either. So I offered
them money and they're like, I don't know, and they

(39:30):
said no. Then, since we're doing the renovation, they had
a raffle for essentially everything on the floor and dozens
of people, dozens of people entered for all these different things.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Guess who won the Gallican machine? This guy, which means.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Eighty five NBA Draft lottery sauce. This is more rigged.
There's no way my name was randomly drawn. This is rigged.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
It's rigged.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
You select it, sure, it's you got a call or
something and say, hey, you got picked, because like the
whole idea was it was going to be a raffle
and then you would the name would be picked, and
then the person who ever got that got first DIBs
on what was available, so that you get asked like
what did you want and you picked it. The only
thing I emailed Emily back for is I want the

(40:17):
packing machine. I don't care the rest of it.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Let's be clear about something, because I don't want it
to be like, well, you know what, screw you. She
knew you wanted it, so she's being very nice, extremely nice.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
I said that to these guys last night. I'm like,
this is rigged.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
But I mean they just didn't want me to throw
a tantrum that I've been trying to buy it for
three years.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Yeah, definitely, it.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Would have been hilarious. So back to the point again,
full circle. I've been offering to give them money. Yeah,
they gave it to.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Me for free. If I don't even want money.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
If I would have wanted, I would have just set
it out at the end of my driveway and just
left it out there and just send you pictures of
it every day, or.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
You could have put it out at the end of
my driveway and I could have played it in the
morning while I'm waiting for my car to warm up.
I one hundred percent would have sold it to you
had I wanted. So let me ask you a question.
What would you have holded ransom for? Held it ransom for?
What would the price have been. That's a good question,
as we never.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Discussed that because you said if I win it, I'm
selling it to you.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
It would be a giant d Right now, are you ready?
You want to donate like five hundred bucks in charity
just as a thank you to them for giving you
that machine for free. I mean, we're going to give
money for so might you take that money and.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Give We're just stacking full circle moments. Oh boy, I
love Emily. She's awesome, right, She's better than that. She's awesome.
She works her ass off. So yesterday I walked past her,
this is before the email went out that I won
the quote raffle and she goes, can you please on
Feb five, can you please come to the company party

(41:45):
like we're trying to get people to show up.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Please. She goes, bring your.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Wife come on and I'm like, right, I know, I
know no chance, and I'm like, you might actually have
a warm card to get brilliant. And I checked my
schedule and I have nothing on the fifth. So she's like,
can you just so now? I feel like that is
my charity that I have to do Emily a solid
because she clearly.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Rigged this for me. Yeah, I'm going fifth. Oh you're
going yeah, No, maybe I won't.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
I did not get invited.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Yeah Feb five, Yes you did.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
I don't think they want me there.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Well, yeah, they're giving the K one or two morning
show an award, so yeah, we're presenting it to him.
We are.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
When's the last time you went to a company party?

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Remember that one we had down there in that old
building in uh. I guess it'd be South Minneapolis. You
guys get the whole world. Did the one over Majors
one time?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yeah, remember a must slept here?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Well wait the party or last time? What's the number? Though?
What do you think you would have sold it to
me for?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
I mean, you would have out negotiated me, so I
probably would just set a dollar deal.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Yeah, I really believe though five hundred dollars security would
be the least you could do.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Probably I'd probably started five hundred bucks cash and then
you'd be like, well when you wouldn't taken and they
didn't take farmfty and you know you're right, and any.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Money and take more of empty and they didn't take
three fifty free in.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Yes does because I know leverage. All I would have
to say is no, it's your responsibility. Now go tell
Kelly you're going to move that into your house.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Oh, she wouldn't care. Tack your hands out.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
They also shouldn't go by the segment without congratulating Hawk
on his guitar.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
I did get a guitar. Thank you didn't get right?

Speaker 2 (43:40):
That's right? Also feels very ragged, you guys, that's what
you want? Who got the pictures on the wall? Anyway?

Speaker 3 (43:47):
The sweet hell would want those? Why don't we Yeah,
why don't we just throw those away? No?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Come on, that was a great segment of radio.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
And by the way, if you I thought that segment
was fine and funny and informative. If you did not
think that segment was good, may I insist that you
flip over to K one O two one o two
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K one O two one two point one, give them
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Speaker 2 (44:30):
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Speaker 4 (44:35):
Now then with me for a million years. Thank you.
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Speaker 2 (44:42):
You've got a he shed?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Whoa, Tommy, why aren't you marking in your heat shed?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Zach and Tommy, you're already in there. I don't never run.

Speaker 9 (44:57):
There's always room for We were in a second.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
All right, should we do it? That's what really matters,
What really matters.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
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Speaker 2 (45:19):
Thanks Ovo, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Thomr's you okay, buddy?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 4 (45:23):
I know you're standing up enough.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
From Oh yeah, Tommy's an OVO guy.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yeah, you brought up Dodger Loomis, greatest guy.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Yeah, Loomis is awesome. Yeah, he doesn't get the pressed
like the other two guys. He's part of the legends
of Lasik. Sure, doctor Mark glovan Off, doctor David Whiteing.
But yeah, no, Loomis is legit? Great guy, great dude,
all right, where are we here?

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Say those part?

Speaker 3 (45:45):
All right, we'll save that for Ben the Wild tonight
host the Red Wings tonight eight thirty start.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Yuck. That's so late. Forestraighted home for.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
The wild Detroit, Florida, Chicago and Calgary. The wilder're coming
off that four to three lost mine andreal on Tuesday
with just fifteen seconds to go. Their heart was broken.
But redemption against a really, really good Red Wings squad tonight, hopefully.
I think they have more wins in the wild even
Let me see, let me double check this.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Hi, Ben, there he is.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
There he is. I was Florida. I was great. It
was great.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
That's great, great good Dan.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yeah, yeah, Hi buddy, Yeah. Detroit has more wins and
more points.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
How about that They've sex three, right, we have they
have sixty six.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
The Wild have sixty five.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Detroit has thirty one wins the Wild they have twenty eight.
So tough team tonight, the Detroit Red Wings.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
What really matters, though, is.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
This You got that right? It was on this date
in the year two thousand and eight did one Heath
Ledger died of an next no prescription drug overdose. Yeah,
twenty eight years old, found by his masseuse and housekeeper
on the floor of his Rinthi department in the Soho
neighborhood of New York City.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Fantastic actor eight twenty eight.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Damn yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Best joker. Not even close, right, not even I don't
even think it's close. No offense to make. It's not close.
Jared leto a zero out of one hundred. I forget
you've led your one hundred out of one hundred.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
I forgot that he was Australian.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
What other roles is did he have? You should watch
Broke Back you'd like that. Yeah, you should watch that.
She is a good movie. But The Patriots, the Patriot
Ten Things I Hate about you.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Which none of those have? Dude kissing like that other one.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
No, No, the Patriot does.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
The Patriot does for sure kissing?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yeah? Does? Is that Nick Cage when he gives a speech?
Is it that one? No, that's no, that's National Treasure. No,
you know what I'm talking about? Is that one? I'm
pretty sure? No, it's it's Mel Gibson. Oh, Mel Gibson. Yes, Tomato, tomato,
those are close by.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Cage about to get one now, so you love ten
things I hate about you?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Oh, it's so good.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
When he sings to her, it's phenomenon.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Still a band behind him.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Yeah, what's he's saying.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
I don't know what he sings. Uh yeah, he sings
creeping death.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
But he's like in the stands and you're like dances
and you're just too good to be.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
And then like she stands on the desk at the
end and I hate it most about you.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
It starts so good.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
You want to Tommy flicking it to you. Yeah, she
cries at the end, right, Yeah, that was not in
the script. That's just she was not supposed to cry,
but she got so emotional she cried. So Heath Ledger's
reaction to her crying was legit wow, because she's.

Speaker 8 (48:50):
The only way that you know that as you watched
her behind the scenes, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Even know that.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
I park in the driveway, Ben, he's got the driveway club.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
He's in the driveway.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Fleck can make weird choices, he's done.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Ben. How many how many car garage do you have?
I have a three car garage, three car garage. How
many cars does your family have? We have three?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Three how many of them are in the garage one? Yeah,
we have a great squad.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
What is going on? Would you do that?

Speaker 2 (49:22):
How our team got so much?

Speaker 3 (49:24):
But yeahs in the driveway Zach, What do you think
now that libras in the driveway?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Clock?

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 8 (49:34):
Oh, it's not up to me, it's I had the
same problem that Corey has.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Here.

Speaker 8 (49:37):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Oh you just made my day.

Speaker 8 (49:41):
Okay, So we have a we have a two we
have a three car garage, but it's a two car tandem.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (49:47):
So the so the back so the back port or
the space never really was going to be used like
that's like my little like work bench and all this
other stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Right.

Speaker 8 (49:56):
So it's technically a two car garage. That's where all
the bikes go and all this other stuff.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Right.

Speaker 8 (50:01):
So it's never intended to have three cars in there,
because I think that's ridiculous. I'm not gonna pull one
car out just to get the other car out, Okay, right,
But my spot because when we first had the house
early on, we had two cars in there. It was great,
like we built the house to have two cars where
you can open both doors and not have to clang

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into the other door of the car, so like, there's space.
I haven't parked in my side for ten years.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
I don't understand.

Speaker 8 (50:33):
Oh, you don't understand if you knew my wife, and
if you knew Angie.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Aces and says, there there HEAs, she's.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Gonna hate me for I'm already to the club.

Speaker 8 (50:45):
So she's had in her mind a garage sale that
was supposed to have happened eight years ago.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Oh boy, all the stuff that we were supposed to.

Speaker 8 (50:57):
Sell in this phantom garage sale is still in my
side of the garage. I just, and I have said exhaustibly,
just get rid of it. I will call a junk
truck right now and just pick it up. I don't
care now. I think that we can sell it. There's
good stuff in there. I don't want to just give

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it away. And then she says stuff like, well I
have I have friends that will have kids that are
like that could use our kid's clothes and stuff.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Well, then do it.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
No, those kids, because it's been so long, are now
they're married.

Speaker 8 (51:32):
Yeah, yeah, they're married. Yeah they could probably they could. Probably.
I could call the junk truck and one of those
kids will probably come over and pick it up in
his truck.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
I'm hoping for their sake, they're parking in the damn garage.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Zach, how do you feel about the driveway club now?
I mean, guys, Bend's in our club.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah apparently.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Uh, I mean people don't care about their spouses.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I thought you guys loved each other.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
That's new.

Speaker 8 (51:59):
Yeah, I think that's I guess that's how I interpret it.
She cares more about the stuff that she's not going
to sell than than my well being of being out
when it's negative thirty five degrees.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Although I don't raw dog it.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Yeah, you are crazy.

Speaker 8 (52:13):
Yeah, as a matter of fact, I started my car
twice this morning.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
That he's frustration. I'm on my own there. That's fine.
But but Tommy, we got Ben.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Oh, it's as cool as it gets wet.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
I don't know what you guys are doing.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Pretty cool. We got look at our squad. Our squad's growing.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
I don't want to be a party.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
We should be like T shirts and hats, like the
old donut club devices used to have.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
We should have the driver club.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah, we should face on each other the driveway. It's
cool with your wives. Wow, well played, Zach, Well.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
And where are you going to put the boxes of
merch and stuff like? I mean, you're not going to
have any story. Don't get me started on the boxes.
I got to break down today. Oh is the problem?

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Does she just throw out boxes into the garage? Great
in the walkway? Yeah, yeah, that's them throwing it away.
Nothing pisses me full walking out to my cold car
and there's a pile of cardboard there.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Oh yeah, Tommy, Just just so we have this in print,
just to be clear, there's nothing you hate more than boxes,
correct show tickets. Let's see you.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Ben.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Ryan Flora signed an extension with the Minnesota Vikings, borring
a head coaching offer.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
He is gonna stay with the Minnesota Vikings.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
He has interviewed with the Ravens and the Steelers for
their head coaching positions. We'll all we'll talk to you
about that. But yeah, b flow back question Mark.

Speaker 8 (53:39):
Yeah, No, it is. It is great. It's great news.
It's just there is that caveat that you just said.
And I think as this goes on and the more
rumors are out there about who those teams are targeting,
I think it's more and more likely that this this
plan b is going to be solidified Plan A and
it's like it's he'll be extended and he'll be our

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defensive coordinator for next year.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Awesome. We'll get more thoughts on that later from Ben Leber.

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Speaker 3 (54:37):
Welcome back, Ben Leber to the Power to your Morning Jair.
You're gone a couple of weeks Florida. You went to
the Patriots game working for Westwood one. Oh yeah, and
you've been a world travel the last couple of week.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Welcome back.

Speaker 8 (54:49):
Well, I wish that was the case. I wish I
was actually traveling the world. That should be nice. Santabel
was great. The Twinsy's Live show was super successful.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Yeah we will.

Speaker 8 (55:01):
It sounds like we will most likely do it again
next year. If not, I mean probably not sooner, but
we'll hopefully make it an annual thing and we might
do it in Naples next time.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Which I was in Naples Friday.

Speaker 8 (55:12):
Morning for this like really cool Minnesota breakfast thing that
they have every Friday during the winter season.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
I've heard nothing but great things about Naples.

Speaker 8 (55:21):
I didn't actually like drive around Naples, so I'm excited
if we go back to do that.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
And then yeah, So I came home for.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
About twenty four hours, then jumped on a plane and
went to Providence, Rhode Island to call the the Patriots
game for Westwood And now I'm back. So I miss you, guys.
I was really trying to honestly try to call it
on Monday, but my flight was delayed. It was a
five point thirty flight out of Providence. It was delayed

(55:48):
even on Sunday. They text me and say like, you're
already an hour delayed, and then we deced for over
an hour at the gate because they ran out of fluid.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
You know how that goes, right, Toms. Yeah, it's like
me and my driveway every morning.

Speaker 8 (56:04):
And you're young enough, though you probably could have refilled
by the time we actually got that d ice and
who had another truck over there? So so then so
then I had to layover in Atlanta and then that
got so I missed that connect.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
I missed that connection.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
That's a loss every time you see that on your ticket.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Yeah, so I missed that connection.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
So I landed at like you guys just showed time
like a nine to fifteen in the morning. So I missed.
I completely missed the show. Yeah, but anyway, and here
I am so good. Yeah, I missed you guys.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
I listened to every second of your game. That was
very nice of you to text you did a great job. Man.
I wish they used to be honest with you.

Speaker 8 (56:42):
Yeah, you know those those games like that that was
expected from my part. Like it's it makes me like
really honestly realized how fortunate I am to be on
the Vikings broadcast because of how much I get used
on that on that broadcast. But you know, it is
very much a you know, a booth driven deal in Westwood.
You know, outside of just the injuries that happened on
the sideline, Like there's not there's not a ton of

(57:05):
times I can pop in because unlike you and I
are me and me and Abbott. Yeah, I don't have
that direct dialogue back and forth with the producer.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
I mean I can.

Speaker 8 (57:13):
I can turn my mic on and like tell him that, hey,
I see this, or I can comment on this, but
it's not a back and forth conversations like you and
I have.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Yeah, and you're like, hey we should let's let's work
that in.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
You know.

Speaker 8 (57:25):
Yeah, it's more of just like on one sided pitches
throughout the whole game, it's like, hey, I got this,
I see this, and then I might not hear anything
for like ninety seconds or a minute.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
So Chris can speak to this more because he listened
to the whole game. But I caught about fifteen twenty
minutes and I didn't hear you once. But I did
hear them reference you like three times. Well Ben Liebert
just said this, or Ben Liebert just told us that.
So they were saying your name a lot, but I
didn't hear you once in the fifteen minute window I
was listening, but they referenced you. Yeah, yeah, well that
was that was something.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you would say something about ten minutes
later or two minutes later. Even if something, it would
happen and of the I'm sorry, the color commentary guy,
Jason mccordy, he was like, yeah, man, Liebridge just referenced that.
I was like, yeah, we'll go and talk to him more.
But I was I was thinking this too. My man's
lips are frozen. And you know how many times I've

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said that to you.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
At the end of the game. Frozen was the end
of the game.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
You know, it wasn't super cold.

Speaker 8 (58:22):
It was probably high twenties, but you know I was
out there for over four hours. Yeah, you know, so
by the end of the game, it was like, you know,
your your your jaws a little harder to move, Tom.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
You know how that goes heard that. Did you wear
like a suit?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
No?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
You know it was it was all like dress up.

Speaker 8 (58:42):
No, it was it was like how everybody's going to
walk around today, just completely layered and bumbled up.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
How did your notebook work?

Speaker 8 (58:49):
Okay, so notebook was notebook was better than than a
regular notebook, but not as good as advertised as I thought.
And here, but here's the thing. I think it was
more of a utensil issue. I think my pen was
not great in the snow. So I it's awesome it worked.

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I was able to take notes without having it like covered.
So it was it was good. It did work, but
not as well as I thought. But I think it
was more because my pen wasn't cooperating astor in my life.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Brother, I'm me and you brother, yea, were you holding
it right?

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Calm down?

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Can you show us?

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Calm down? What do you think the actual game itself?

Speaker 3 (59:32):
It was a great game.

Speaker 8 (59:33):
I mean, I think I think everybody in the audience
probably wanted a little bit more offensive action. You got
someone fits and spurts like Boute's one handed touchdown catch.
It was incredible, right, I mean, it was. It was great.
I wish I could have been at home to watch
them the multiple replays because they didn't that stadium does.

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They don't play a lot of replays like which, by
the way, I don't. I know you guys probably have
not been to Foxborough in that state of July stadium
in a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
But Hawk, when was the last time you were there?

Speaker 8 (01:00:03):
It's been a long time, right, same here. I think
that was the last time that I was there. Well,
they have completely bowleded in, so the end zones now
all connect.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Where the McDonald's used to be at the end zone.
Remember there was a restaurant McDonald's down there.

Speaker 8 (01:00:16):
Yet yeah alone, yeah yeah, And they rebuilt the lighthouse.
So it is awesome, really, it is awesome. So great crowd,
great energy, great video boards. They didn't do a lot
of replays, so it was a it was a great
defensive game. I saw Bradberry talk to him for a
hot second. I did not see Daniel. I saw Stefan

(01:00:39):
Diggs for a hot second, but it was it was
good to see some ex Vikings players and boy, it
looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Bradbury's killing it out there. Man, how about that? And
how good is Daniel com paired with Will Anderson?

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Who I know?

Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
Three strip sacks? Yeah, yeah, three sacks, maybe two two
force phones?

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
I mean, hadn't just completely crapped the bed?

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I know, I think it's over.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Dude exposed, I think, yeah, definitely exposed. So then what
happened to year one because he was awesome?

Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, you know, I
don't know if he has had like multiple Josh Dobbs
moments where it was just like you overlook some of
the some of the warts and some of the weaknesses.
But then you know this year for sure, I mean
there's a lot of question marks going into the game
about how he was going to play coming off the
game before, and you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Know it's worse. It's Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
The thing is like called him out hardcore on the broadcast.
Yeah he said it. He's like, there's a reason that
he hasn't had that same magic since year one and
it needs to be addressed.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Oh yeah, there's a lot of people. There's a lot of.

Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
A lot of Texans people that are like, we don't
know what we have to do next year, Like we
we have to kind of like our situation, like we
got to bring in somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
I know. The thing is like Davis Mills three and
all right, that was a halftime conversation. The panel on TV.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Was like do they have to go to Davis Mills
at some point and they were arguing about whether or
not you pulled TJ.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Stroud for the second half.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
He just couldn't quit making the wrong decision.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:02:14):
That's that is the thing. It's decision making. And I
think it's just like for some reason, things are just
things are just happening faster. You would think that the
quarterback as a year's log on that the game would
slow down for you, but it's like speeding up for him,
like he's he's looking panicked out there. He did come
out in the second half of the first drive and
looked great, and then it was like, okay, all right,
if we can if he can do this for the
rest of the game, then they got a real chance,

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and they kind of did. But no, he never he
never replicated that first drive anyway. It was really it
was really fun, great defensive game, and I think I
think the Patriots are going to just walk all over Denver.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Nope. So yeah, like Ben, one more thing about Foxborough
or New England's stadium all that tis Yeah, that's what
I believe the Wolfs were going to do down at
thirty five oh in Arden Hills, Yeah, and Arnen Hills
they were going to because that's that's basically Patriots City
everything out there, the stadium, everything, and you're driving along, guys,

(01:03:09):
and it's like a mirage. There's a giant football city
right there. It's I guess it's sort of like what's
going on down at TCO, only if US Bank Stadium
was also a TCO.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Oh wow.

Speaker 8 (01:03:19):
Yeah, it is about as close as you can get
to Lambeau and like Buffalo's Stadium in Orchard Park, where
that's you know, even the new one is going to
be out there. Like you're driving through this neighborhoods, neighborhoods, houses,
and all of a sudden, it's just like there's this
long drive and there's this mecca of football that's right
in front of you. Apparently what I heard is Robert Kraft.

(01:03:40):
So the Patriots, you know, the NFL p a stuff
that can't that always comes out of you, like the
report cards. They got hammered for their facilities, and I
guess Robert Craft really took it to heart. So there's
like a whole bunch of construction going on.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Yeah, the massage.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Parlors for Deshaun Watson and Justin.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Tucker they might Yeah, So Ben Megan, it's gonna be
it's gonna be even it's gonna be even better.

Speaker 8 (01:04:09):
I mean that that franchise once again is poised to
make another another run on the AFC for sure with
the way Drake May is playing. And if they can
get you know, Vrabes is great, and if they can
get the facilities on the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Top notches me a lot of free agents that want to.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Go there, Ladies and gentlemen, Can I please have you
a tester?

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
What is that? Twenty minutes ago, Power Trait Bets posted
the following Ben Leber Ben Liber versus Fargo Flash.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Twenty twenty five the final record.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Ben Lieber went sixteen and five this year versus Justin Canzimi.
So you net because twenty five dollars a game. So
you net two hundred and seventy five dollars. Congrats. It's
a nice little season long win, right Why not? According
to bets liber massively cutting the Flashes overall lead in
the history of their bets, Flash still holds the overall
edge at eighty two seventy nine and two.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
So think about that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Yeah, he crushed me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
For a while, but that's a three game difference. Three
game difference.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
So you guys have bet almost what one hundred and
sixty something times, you're down seventy five bucks, Yeah, right,
one hundred and sixty ish bets and you have a
seventy five dollars deficits. See gambling's fun by trophy, you know,
like the axe or something.

Speaker 8 (01:05:26):
We should do that, which is the end of season,
like little trophy or.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Something good idea that's really cool because.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
It's like college football and be right on trip. It's like,
how raising canes got me that giant WWE kind of belt.
Actually you have something? Oh yeah, because of a sauce
andized can bets. I have a giant championship belt. It's awesome.
I think.

Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
Would I would take the belt over a trophy?

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Yeah, yeah, belt would be good.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
You can customer make belts online.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Yeah. How they did this? It looks so cool. Oh sick?
I agree?

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
He gets them?

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
What is Oh Jesus, Jesus it is? We were doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
I give you this.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
What's your name, Saucy, Yes, sir. It was on this
date in what year?

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
The ted Kazinski pled guilty to the bombings.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Ninety seven?

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
Oh you're really good? Ninety eight? Yeah close man, Yeah yeah.
In a Sacramento, California courtroom on January twenty second, nineteen
ninety eight, Theodore ted Kazinski pleaded guilty to all federal
charges against him, acknowledging his responsibility for a seventeen year
campaign of package bombings attributed to the inun bombers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
I didn't know it was that long. I didn't know, damn.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
And as we talk about Hawk, he was caught because
his manifesto went on was it the USA Today?

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
And his brother was like, that's my brother.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Yeah, I remember listening to that. I was a podcast
or something, or.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
It was a documentary. It was a documentary yep.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Where his brother sits down with his brother's wife and says,
I think this is Ted.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Can you imagine that conversation? No, I mean all of
us who have brothers imagine like if I that might
be my brother.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Yeah, well, but think of like Dov's sitting at home.
I mean that makes it and he's listening to somebody's
manifesto and the guy says something like Jared Stidman.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Yeah, then Dom would be like, god, dang it, that's
my brother. But we all know, Sauce, be sure that
could be a lot of Lamborghs. Let's see how it's going.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
It is Thursday, January twenty second, here with the starting
quarterback of the Broncos, his sauce, Jared Stidham.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
He's got it in him. Yes, we did it all right,
nicely done. Two days in a row.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
We did it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
One more day to go, Sauce one more day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
So I watched a movie called roof Man.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Have you seen it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Based on a true story? Yeah, you've seen it, Okay,
I didn't hear the thing about it.

Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
I just was on it was on the seat back
of the plane, and I'm like, oh, this looks kind
of good. I like Canton Tatum whatever and the same.
So basically, I don't spoiler alert. So if you actually
want to watch it, if you really really want to
watch it, then maybe just tune out here for a second.
But the very end of the show that he basically
gets caught because somebody that he knows recognizes just his

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eyes as he's committing a crime and has to and
basically turns him in. But like, it's one of those
things where if you saw a real crime being committed
and all I saw was like Sauce's eyes, I'm like, hmm,
that's him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Would you would I turn you in? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
If it was non violent?

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
No it was not. It was nonviolent. It was a
nonviolent crime.

Speaker 8 (01:08:31):
He's according to the real story, he was actually a
really nice robber. He was like really really polite.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Yeah, Sauce, what crime would you turn me in for?
I would hope sex crimes are on the list, Like
if I had stolen the Gallican machine instead of having.

Speaker 8 (01:08:52):
A rigged raffle. You're at the loof. If we saw
you the scissor lift at the loof, well.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Watch, what would I be there?

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Great question.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Let's say I was a part of the Louver heist
and somehow, some way back here I tipped it off
to you, like not on purpose, but you figured it out.

Speaker 8 (01:09:14):
Because we saw you. Okay, everybody in the parking lot
of the casino saw you run. I saw you run
away from this.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Is that that's that's figured it out. Would you turn
me in? No? No, would you tell me? Would you
tell me that you figured it out?

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Would you be like you were a part of the
Louver And here's here's why I know. Would you tell me?
I'd probably call you and I would say, by the way,
for those of you who are cigarette, I would call you.
You'd go hello, hello, hands already exactly, I'd answer, yeah,

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I hate you got to go meet them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Well that's the point is ye.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
If you said something, I would hang out, time out,
They'll love I'm not dumb. Hey, you asked me hold
on here? I would call you from a payphone? Thanks
and living And what did he say? When he answered
the phone?

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
He'd say, yeah, what did I say?

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
You?

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Go?

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
I'd say, Cory, I know what you did last summer,
and then I'd hang up.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Why would I answer an unknown number because you're paranoid?

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
I'm not. It's probably spam. Okay, Well, then I don't
know how until i'd get a hold of you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
But I would.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Wouldn't you just tell me during one of the commercial breaks, like,
I think I know what you did. That's all we
doing here is rip I've been in here last segment. Yeah, yeah,
I would probably say, hey, uh I know, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Yeah, that's it. Definitely a paranoid.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Yeah, I don't think i'd be worried about.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
It that I knew that you robbed. No, I could
send you away.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
No, I don't think you'd be able to prove it.
Oh what evidence do you have? You asked, what evidence
do you have? I know it's you, how Hello, because
I saw because you were posting on your other social
media all the pictures of the things you stole. Saw tramps, damp, Yeah,
he saw your spinning rooms. I saw cowboy butts drive

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me nuts and I'm like, I know who that is.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
I have a Burner account to post my heist photos.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Yeah, I'm going to taste what you got. Of course
you do, Tommy.

Speaker 8 (01:11:43):
If you ran away with the Mona Lisa and I
heard your last and I heard your laugh, I think
I'd be.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Like, good for you, tom.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
It would be more likely to steal the statue of David.

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
No, I knew you would all know that horse stole
it because I'd be playing I finally would finally have.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
A party to be the party. Yeah, and do would
be in jail, but it had to be like ten.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Years in a day. Isn't that like statues of the
limit and whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Yeah, statue of limits, Yeah, the statue of women, statue
of my client over here. Yeah, Tommy wouldn't do it
if it put Dobb in jail, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
Yeah, unless they were going to jail together.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
And they were guaranteed gott I call him as a roommate.
That's how it works.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Well, if you rob something significant, I wouldn't turn you
and I'd actually be really proud of you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Okay, I'd be proud of you. Well, thank you, way
to go man, way to pull it off. Good. I
tip of the cap to heists you. Oh, thanks, So
you think this movie is worth watching? It's pretty good.

Speaker 8 (01:12:50):
Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, it's interesting. It's it's kind of
a fun watch.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Who's the love interest?

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
I forget it's a cursed some dunce that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
she's good, which, you know, I haven't seen her in
a while. She did great, was she Well, she was
a lot of stuff and then she was a spider Man.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Spider Man. Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Have you ever seen The Town? Yeah, Alzheimer, just watch
it this weekend? Yeah, so what's the new one? Those
guys are in, they're out coding man, Matt Damon and
Ben Affleck. Is it out?

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Or have you guys s on Netflix? Yeah? Have you
guys seen it? Must saw it?

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
And so he likes it, but again must He's like, yeah,
he's a terrible critic. Although, by the way, uh, speaking
of terrible critics, you guess Dave Schwartz. Yeah, yeah, Dave
Schwartz hates The Bear. Right, So last night I'm like,
I got two options. Do I catch up on The
Bear because I never saw the latest season it's great,
or do I start the Pit because I'm going.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
To do both or clean out your damn garage.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Yeah no, don't time for that, start away.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Okay, I watched four episodes because they're half hour. I
watched four episodes of the latest season of The Bear. Ah,
I'm bored out of my mind. Then you I think
you said you saw the whole season, right, you said
it was the worst season so far. It definitely is
so far. Unless they can figure out a way to
get this thing going. It's nothing's happening. Nothing happens. The

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acting is fantastic, right, Like, there's dramatic performances, but nothing's happening.

Speaker 6 (01:14:13):
It just feels like retread of everything else that they've
done before. It's like, all right, here's a flashback of
your brother. All right, you're stressed out because someone came
to your restaurant and ordered food, which is what happens
at restaurants.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
All right, you know, it just it just keeps going.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
If this was season one, this show would have struggled
and been canceled the first tour outstand for I still
love the show. This season's going nowhere. The one thing though,
I'm definitely going to Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
You know, there's a they've consulted a male clinic position
or something like that for like the realism.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Stories, The Big Knocker's good. Huh good, It's so great,
the one best drama at the Emmys.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Wow, true story.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Actually, yeah, good, you guys finish I think, I think?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Oh really, Hawk, did you finish it?

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
I haven't finished? You hear the last episode's crazy? I
can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Du best episode ever.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
I can't wait ever. Dude, that shows so good. It's
so nobody believes this man, because then.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
You see lamb Man, you'd be upset.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Billy Bob Thornton so especially you would love it.

Speaker 8 (01:15:19):
You might want to save my critique for after the break.
Oh he has seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
God, Ben's in the driveway club. It is in the
anti Taylor Taylor Sheridan club. To Ben's gonna unleash? Hell,
I think on Tommy and Chris.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
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Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
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