November 26, 2024 • 43 mins
Hawk has the news, Sauce has the sports, Tom Pelissero makes a special Tuesday morning appearance and has the latest on the Daniel Jones situation
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, ah, here we are seven o five one big
happy family.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Tiny Bones is over there. Marty Glarnar's arrived power trip
bets right out of that.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Seat, get him out of here. Yeah, that was your
best Rosen impression of get out of here. It's my seat, take.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Get out of my seat.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
And then I offered him the hem of my coat.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Sure there's no bottom. WHOA. I feel like he's pretty
proud of himself though he initiated a handful of bets
and shows not over no bottom, and he's feeling pretty good.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Real quick story to close the loop on Glenn Perkins
being here.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Drug fueled sex orgy? What market.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
And so Perk was here last Friday?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
And remember when he told that story about playing in
the high school All Star game in Jordan and Joe
Mauer got wrung up on a pitch that was a
foot and a half outside called third strike. The contact
that Sauce and I have from by the yard who
was a friend of the shows named Jacob. He emailed
(01:21):
me and he said, hey, you know the picture that
Glenn Perkins was talking about.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
That that got Joe Mauer.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
That was me.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Really he verified the story and so Jordan correct and
the game was in Jordan, and you know, a little
hometown fever.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
But he was the picture.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
That's so crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I calculated it was one in a million.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I don't know one million.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Yeah, funny story. Glenn was great though. He was good
at the game. He's good radio. He's a good guy.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I like that he specifically trash talk to you that
he outscored you despite losing. He's seemed very happy that
he scored more than you.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
It can't happen again.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
No, Well, I was on Friday. The power trip is
at the Mall of America called Black Friday. You will
be there to defend your title, right in dramatic fashion
last Black Friday.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Yeah, and I was terrible last Friday. I got one
at the very end of Mercy hump Day.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
So hey, Zacho, since you're laughing back there and now, yeah,
two pretty gigantic prizes on Friday. Can you walk our
listeners through what's on the line at back of America
Black Friday. That's a great question. Cor take your time.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You asked your questions.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I thought he knew because he was a part of
the idea. Well, I was a part of the idea.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
I wasn't a part of the confirmation date on the
actual so I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Okay, really this is what website. We have a website.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
So the Ultimate Minnesota Sports Day package includes tickets of
both the Minnesota Wild and Minnesota Timberwolves games on Black Friday,
a hotel stay at the mall, and transport or a
ticket and tip trip and ticket bundle to see your's
favorite team on the road, all thanks to Marvel America.
So whatever trip and ticket bundle, we can go watch
your favorite team on the road super Bowl Home. And
(03:25):
another prize is you're gonna basically go from having a
normal Black Friday, or you maybe show up to a mall,
watch the show shop and go home and maybe watch
the games on TV. Or if you are the winner,
you're gonna get a ride from the mall to the
X to watch the Wild and at at one o'clock
play whoever they're gonna play. And then the Minnesota Timberwols
(03:46):
game is at six. You're gonna get a ride from
the X to the Target Center with tickets to go
see them, and then a ride back to the mall,
where you'll have a hotel room to uh, you know,
sleep off that ridiculously long and awesome sports day your
nightmare corps.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
But I think a lot of people would like that.
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Is that your nightmare?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
There's a lot of sports in one day. Unless that
gets me again, bet itch wha, I got some money
some for that. Brother about that? That's pretty cool? That
is pretty cool. So that's Friday morning where there's seven
to nine. The twenty third anniversary of the Powers Morning
Show is Friday twenty three. We turned the pre game
(04:31):
to the pregame of the Gopher game. That is very true.
And again, we are dangerously close to being too old
to be in the rozone eighteen to twenty five. Yeah,
we are close. So a couple of years from now
it's going to be over the hill for us. And
then what then it's over for us.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I'm not counting my chickens.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
We'll start getting botox and stuff and see if we
can lure them back in. Yeah, you know, all right?
Should we do the news? Marnie, you look like you
need to learn.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
You just know what's going on in the world, the
whole life sports.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
You know.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
The only thing that she's got for the news is me,
and I take it seriously.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I think a real serious news with Chris Hockey.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I got a good, good, feel good story for you, Marsie.
Oh right, you ready for that?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I love those Fifty six years ago, this dude saw
a little boy floating in the water, face down.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
What a great story.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
He jumped in, he saved him. The little boy had
no idea who the guy was. The guy had no
idea who the little boy was. The little boy tracked
him down fifty six years later.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I just saw these little arms and legs going.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
It was traumatic because I was afraid that when he
stopped moving that's something terrible had happened.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
He let out a big blast of air. You know,
it was a It was a gift. Okay, had it
not been for this guy, I'd be dead. I wouldn't
I wouldn't be here today.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
It was like we had known each other without.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Knowing each other. It was moving. Yeah, it was really
quite lovely.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You know how like if you see a car crash,
even if you just drive by it, it affects you
like the rest of the day. How do you save
somebody's life and go fifty six years with not knowing.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Who they were.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, it's a very good point.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Is there any information on how the boy tracked this
man down.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
No, but apparently it was quite a journey. Do you
have any more in the stories in the par do
not know? Okay, I'll see if I can find some
fascinating isn't it so feel good story?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Though?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
You would think even when he saves the boy, he
calls the ambulance or yells down the parents, or I
don't know who's the swimming pool is at a lake?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I don't know. I need to know more. Okay, good, See,
I'm really glad I had a happy ending.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
See.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I when I was in the nineties, when I was
at the old I was at the old local swimming pool,
the public pool, and I intentionally tried to drown because
this lifeguard named Wendy was just like a ten out
of ten. So I tried to get mouthed and out
from her just by faking my own drowning. Yeah, did
it work? No? I mean it worked, but she wasn't interesting.
But yell no, don't save him. Pretty much.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
After driving near the water that winter day, Brian Lavery
thought he saw a dog splashing in the waves. Did
he realize that that's too cold for that? So I
looked back and I just saw these little arms and
legs going. Without thinking, Brian raced into the frigid water
until it reached his chest found a small child floating
face down. I was afraid when you say, you heard
the quote there.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
When he turned the boy.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Over, he saw the little boy's face, he was red
as a beat. And then he let out a blast
of air that was nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Wow, and again it was a lake.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yes, yeah, after yet exactly Yep. It was nineteen sixty eight,
when Brian was barely eighteen years old. The boy saved.
Michael Pickup, who has trucks named after him now, had
just turned two years old. That was the last I
saw Michael, Brian says, until about three weeks ago. Grown
up Michael had come across an old newspaper article about
(08:03):
the incident with the headline child is saved from drowning
and realized this was far more than just a story
about him being an adventurous toddler. Had it not been
for this guy, I would have been dead, Michael says
from his office in Victoria. I wouldn't be here today.
So Michael started searching for Brian online from British Columbia
before finding him in Nova Scotia, then flying across the
country so he could meet they could meet each other
(08:23):
for the first time in fifty six years.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
You know what I would have done if I was
a mister pick up in this situation, I would have
searched for where my parents were when I was too wandering.
And yeah, what do we know what that part of
the story is where the hell the parents were or
why this kid was in a lake without his parents
having any idea that he was face down in a lake.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Now, it doesn't give the detail, the dirty details on
dad mom the story, but it does say that the
guy who saved him has saved two other people from
drowning in his life.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
And he's not a lifeguard. Just randomly this is the.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Kid and this is the gentleman. Wow, how about that?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I don't know if that guy keeps being in the
right place at the right time or the wrong place
of the We need to look and find out. Just throwing.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
This person carry your own ankle, weage.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
It takes out his punch card.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
There's another one. Now, listen, kid, you're gonna you're gonna
tell everybody that I saved you.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
We this a documentary about him on Netflix in about
four years.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
And Sauce can't wait to watch.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
It, watch all three episodes.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
It's pretty impressive that the guy was eighteen. I mean
the man who saved the boy, because at eighteen a
lot of a lot of times you don't have that
maturity or thought process, break ability not really what I meant,
I don't care, that kind of courage or perspective of
you know, if you are a parent and you see
(09:51):
a child like that, it's just an instant.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Like, oh my god, somebody's kid. Yeah, and it hits
you differently. But that's eighteen year old.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Luckily it was in the nineteen sixties because if it
was today, you'd be on your phone, wouldn't see kid drowning.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Or you'd film it. Let's make us go viral. Here's
a dead kid floating in a lake. Let's film it
and post it on insta thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Authorities in Mankato want to give residents a ride home
if they have too much to drink tomorrow night. They
call it the joy Ride program. Created through a partnership
with Mancato Public Safety in the South Central Towards Zero
Deaths Coalition, the program offers a fifteen dollars voucher for
an uber ride between eight pm and two am tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
We could have played rock sets joy ride sauce. She
gets out that Marnie does right. One of the biggest
drinking days of the year, right, Drinksgiving, Yes, the day
before Thanksgiving. It's the time that everybody goes back and
drinks with their high school friends that they haven't seen.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
And we called in Minnetonka going to Maynards, so they
all go, though.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Zach, you do, But how is that different than a
normal Wednesday in Minnetaka.
Speaker 11 (11:05):
I mean, it's the only time of the year we
don't take our boats to Maynards.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Though, I'm just.
Speaker 11 (11:11):
Saying I can't help where I was brought up or borned.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Just think twenty one years from now, Berkeley Lambert, it's
going to be just hammering drinks at Maynards.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
By no, it's it's it's I.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Wanted it to be Berkeley.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
But my wife, who is very smart, was like, very smart,
we are not having a Berkeley Lambert that goes to Dina.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Is it? Maynard's pretty good? You do love? I like it? Berkeley?
Who are you talking to.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Half the room just to follow up the Berkeley's.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I know our girls exactly. That's why Kel's smart. It's
not a bad name, it's just not a great name
for a boy. My niece Lee Lambert.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Have I ever met. I don't believe I've ever met
a brother.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Yeah, it's a newer name. My niece who is thirteen,
her name is Berkeley. And then my daughter has a
couple of girls. She goes to school with Berkeley.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yep, for the I've never heard of adorable girl name,
but a boy from a Dinah named Berkeley Lambert is
the most country club name I have ever heard in
my life. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Definitely wears plaid shorts, Yes, buttoned all the way up.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Oh yeah, Kel protected him, which is her motherly instincts
are kicking in.
Speaker 11 (12:25):
We've all gotten that look from our lovers where they're like,
are you you're kidding?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Are you be Oh you're being serious? You can cuss? Yeah. Yeah.
If you guys lived in hibbing and his name was
Berkeley Lambert, everybody in hibbing hibbing would assume you move
from Minnetonka or a Dinah. Oh how long you've been
in hibbing our whole life? No way, there's no way
you named it Berkeley Lambert. You must be from a
Dina that was quickly scratched off. Yep, she's smart. You
(12:54):
married a smart one.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Okay, here we go. Here's one that's kind of fun
for you. You ready for this, so Saucy Saucerson.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yes, sir, you get them.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
The word of the year from dictionary dot com. I'd
like you to tell me what it means. And I
think you know to be to be on the record
here about this.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
And for the record, I think we said this last
week while you were gone, but I don't think. But
we didn't say the definition of it, but we did
just say we did say what the word was.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
The word is demurre.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh that is not the word that we said last
year last week dot com because last week it was manifest, right,
somebody said manifest I think, okay, so different dictionary, so
demurror take a shot at it. Isn't that like how
fancy you look? Like? How like well put together? You are? Closet?
Speaker 11 (13:45):
It was like I was with a bunch of English.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Was modest and shy, modestly, modestly, excellent.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Preserved, modest, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I have the language
of origin? Please? Right?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
You did it.
Speaker 11 (14:07):
I was kind of close. No, no, I wasn't. But
you guys are kind No.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I would have got left if you just said it
was Spanish for the mirror. Oh I like that.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
And finally, in the news today, gunshot detection technology is
coming to downtown Reno. The Flock Safety gunshot detection and
surveiller systems are expected to cost about four and fifty
thousand dollars. It will paid paid for, bl blah blah blah.
The technology, which is new, is able to do differentiate
between gunshots and fireworks. Once a gunshot is detected, dispatchers
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can send officers to that area in about a minute.
The system also narrows down Also there my back in Chicago.
She also narrows down where a gunshot was fired with
a ninety feet geez, becky, man, it.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Took a lot to get that at a job. So
there you go.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I've heard of technology like this before, but they're really
narrowing it in now they're getting done.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Be good for us, right, I saw as you watch
a lot of murder docs again, I just man, serial
killers must be so depressed. It's got to be so
much more difficult now.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
I mean, I always say ted Bundy went basically up
and down ninety and ninety four and murdered everybody in sight,
and they didn't really communicate with each other.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
How about Jack's Teller is going to play ed Geen?
How perfect does that is that? The guy from Have
you guys seen the picture of the guy from Suns?
I heard there's a trailer. I haven't seen it yet.
I haven't seen the trailer. I've seen the pictures. Yeah,
he looks just like him. Jack's Teller from Sun's Anarchy,
the main character Charlie.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
He talks about that. I don't know how to pronounce
his name.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
One of this is playing Eden.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
That'll be terrist great.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
John Bonis, you have had a lamp shade made out
of human skin? No? Okay, just checking as far as
you know.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
It doesn't fit the Christmas decor.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Hey Bonus, when's your next podcast?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Today?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Actually yeah, we're gonna be recording with Betsy Health and
today special guests.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Betsy Health. We find that? Where can we find that?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Gleaning on the gate Patreon dot com slash clean.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I get done listening to the Bets and Quotes podcast,
I'll listen to that that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
No, how have you not bought that podcast? Bonus?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
That's too much?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
They're rolling big.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Yeah, it's the laughing.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I can't afford that saw. How much would I have
to pay for you to eat human flesh?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Jesus?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Did ed Gane eat human flesh? Or was that just?
I don't think he did. He he did bodies up
and made like lampshades out of the I think when
they found it to them he had two human skulls
as bed posts. But I mean, did he dabble in
the culinary arts? I don't think so. I think he
just skin right, so he wasn't a total Psychoh he's
(17:07):
not weird. No, no, no, And a sauce repeat joke
from last week? What state is Jeff Dahmer from Wisconsin?
What state is that game? From Wisconsin? John Bonus? Thanks
for your time? Are you sure much? For No? You
were on me for yeah? He he for be on
Yeah Twins Daily dot com. You're on when you're off?
(17:30):
About that? All right? Blug fueled sex orgy sac rockes
through sports. When we get back more with Marni Gellner
dot Com Tom in about twenty minutes, Jonathan Gernard a
little over an hour from now. He's the power wanted
too on the fin he's off ahead.
Speaker 8 (18:08):
Hey, Marny Gown there is in town and she likes Thanksgiving.
It's her favorite holiday because she likes the stuff her face.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
With food sometimes too.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Oh Marney likes the serotonin because it makes her high.
She likes dope for the same reason. She's a dope
smoking fool. Dope smoking fool, a dope smoking fool.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Morning Gown there, put down the doobie. You can do
some radio today.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Great ending. Have you been reading my journal?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
That's the right thing. What is it called the right?
But does trip fan seratonin?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Who knows? Sauce text you're a drug guy and ask,
I don't think he's yoza.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
We're not even doing turkey for Thanksgiving? It, I know
it's controversial.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
No you do any steak? Are you not American?
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Turns out we're total Americans and it's just the four
of us for Thanksgiving this year for the first time ever,
and so we as a family of four decided we're
doing all the Thanksgiving sides, like we picked our top
five whatever, the traditional Thanksgiving sides. But nobody wanted turkey
and Matt and I don't know how to make turkey.
(19:39):
We've never made a turkey. What so that we vote, well,
what should we have? What do we want to do?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
A hamlet?
Speaker 6 (19:45):
They were like steak all four of us, So there
you go. Thanksgiving sides and steak is the main.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
But who makes the actual steak? Then you were Milhouse.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
It's Matt actually and whatever I know and he will,
he'll do that that part of it.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
I can. I have made a steak, but he's a better.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
See.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
If I was going to choose my dish, I probably
would choose sketty and meatballs.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Then you'd have the horrible farts though?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Were you like that?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Why are you like? Do you make?
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Well?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Class it up? We're talking about Thanksgiving, an American tradition,
families traditions America.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
I make sketty together, and then we're going to play
a murder mystery game, just like good families do.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Speaking of serial killers.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Yeah, steak and pornography, mic classic comedy.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
It's the name of your first album, isn't it May.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Let's be honest. Do you like the turkey?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (20:49):
I like, yeah, A very juicy one, yeah, a dry one.
You can yeah, there's rain. Yeah, I do, yes, sir,
I get.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
It's a skilled to be able to cook a very
good that is totally Thanksgiving turkey. That's why. So you
do not have that skill? No, I do not. What
is your job on Thanksgiving macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
I need?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Is it craft?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
No?
Speaker 11 (21:19):
No, no, no, no, it's all I just google macaroni and
cheese and make it. But it's it's gonna be good.
It's gonna have like all different kinds of cheese.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
In it, generally on top. It'll be great.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
What's the crust made out of?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Is that your chapped lips? Just kissing the mac and cheese?
My lips are it looks like I have lipstick.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
It looks like balloons for three days.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
For two days, Martin, I don't know if you heard
the show yesterday. He claims that because he doesn't have
a mustache that his lips are chapped.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
It looked like he was blowing up to Macy's Day floating.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
You know, it has been bugging me since I saw
you last week, Sauce, who you look like?
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Because you different?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Don't do it.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
With your beard totally shaved to the skin, which is
what you had last week mind you very handsome.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Okay, you don't have to preface it with that. Just
she just looks like she's too nice.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Wreck at Ralph.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Yeah, but I actually was googling it during a commercial break.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Look it's still up a mind.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Oh yeah, because I saw you and I'm like, gosh,
who is it?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
It's very close, But I think Tommy Olson nailed it.
He looks like human Shrek. When Shrek turns into a human,
it could not look.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
More like sauce Google human Shrek.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
It is that? Not exactly sauce beard? Yeah? So, but okay,
so is human Shrek? Though the best looking ogre or
an ugly human or neither.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Is not an ugly human?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
No, pull your hands up, human Shrek would Tommy?
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
So you you know what? Actually drop the human part
of me again?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Look at me again?
Speaker 10 (23:17):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
He looks like? Five pounds of crap and a two
pounds bag.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh, ten pounds of crap and a five pound marnie.
When you watch wrecket Rolf, what what scene does recket
Ralph go to se four and put on lipstick?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I know, I know, what are you allergic to? That's
what I wonder?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yeah, no, kidding, because it does look like you're.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Having an allergic reaction to life.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
My lips got trapped because my mustache is gone. That's
what I'm saying. That is what you're going with.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
It does provide a little protection.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I still don't understand why the atom lip would be chapped,
and you don't. We're not signed protected. I don't do anything.
I did take my garbage to the curb last night. Yeah,
that'll get it. That'll get them chapped real quick.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Did you bundle up?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
No? I wore sandals.
Speaker 11 (24:13):
I don't like wearing shoes, so it was really cold
the ultimate and I almost rolled my ankle.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I felt I.
Speaker 11 (24:20):
Was putting something on this that my wife bought that
it's very nice. It's like a holiday.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Tree, and I am familiar and I put it in
this thing.
Speaker 11 (24:33):
But yesterday I went to buy it and the guy
looked at me and goes, you know, you can get
a lot more for your money at Costco.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Time I go, I don't have a membership at Costco. Wow,
that was an unbelievable story and rich, and then I
bought it walked out. Wow, I'm sorry, captain. Story tell
us more. Ernest Hemingway, you know that was a ride.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
If I are you and I had lips there, chaps
so bad, I look like I need skin grabs.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Yeah, you know what i'd tell people I had it?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
What would you say?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
I can't say it, but if you should just say
this Corey.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah. The fact that you don't even know what he's
thinking verifies my sources. I know what he's thinking.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Dot Com toms next, we got a breaking early sure, Yeah, no,
for sure, I got him all set up.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
He has a Costco membership. Let's ask him.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Chap lips.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Tom Pellis Cerol of the NFL Network after this on
the fan.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
All right, Hey, welcome back to Spatrick Mark Show at
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and we always have dot Com Tom Peril pellis with
us on Thursdays. He was nice enough to reach out
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but I don't want to waste another moment when we
can be talking to dot com Tom Tellasero about all
the things going on in the NFL. Tom, thanks for
making it work for us this week. How are you,
my friend?
Speaker 12 (26:26):
Of course, I'm happy to be here. Do we need
to get Max to take the reverb out of my ear?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Or is that having it again? I got it all right?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
There you go?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Cool? Yeah, I got it for you.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
Max failed it wek I'm just saying, way to go, Max.
What seats there?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (26:40):
Tom?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
The Minnesota Vikings are nine and two, and if you
watch national sports talk television shows or listening to sports
talk radio, I don't think anybody thinks this team is legit.
Right when they're talking about the Bills and the Eagles
and the Lions, nobody is giving the Vikings any credit.
I kind of feel like they're falling in that Steelers
category as well. But what is it going to take.
(27:02):
Is it just because of Sam Darnold that they just
don't believe that he can get this team to the
finish line, or what's the thing holding the Vikings back
from a public perspective, I think that there's.
Speaker 9 (27:12):
A lot of factors involved in that.
Speaker 12 (27:14):
I do think that one of them is the fact
that the Vikings right now could go you know, eleven
and six, twelve and five and finished in third place
in the division.
Speaker 9 (27:22):
You know, that's definitely part of it.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
When you're not sitting atop the standings, you know, there's
always a perception element of it. I also, and I
talked about this on The Insiders yesterday, I think part
of it is, you know, they weren't the heroes of
the off season. A lot of times, you know, your
perception in the season is influenced by your perception of
the off season. I think that a lot of people,
just if they were objectively looking at that, would have
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put the Vikings more than likely fourth, maybe third. That
nobody was putting above the Lions or the Packers within
the division. And a lot of people thought the Bears
were going to be the other team that was going
to be a factor. And so, you know, you go
back to the free agency period, Kirk Cousins, you know,
they they were in it, but the Falcons just stepped
up with a much larger offer or a bigger guarantee
(28:07):
than they were willing to do. So they lose Kirk Cousins,
who'd been a you know, a top ten quarterback. He
lose Daniel Hunter, who was probably never coming back, and
he gets big money from the Texans, and they signed
Sam Darnold, Aaron Jones, Jonathan Garnard, Blake Cashman, Andrew Van Ginkle.
And this is not like, you know, Aaron Jones is
(28:27):
a household name. Obviously, people know who Sam Darnold is,
but for a lot of his career is a punchline.
All five of those guys have played really good football.
I mean, Van Ginkle seems to have a pick six
every week. Grenard has been one of the one of
the breakout stars of this entire season. Aaron Jones, after
getting cut by the Packers is you know, seems to
have found the fountain of youth.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
And then Sam Darnold's playing the best football of his career.
I think that, you know, that's stuff. The Vikings were
totally comfortable with that.
Speaker 12 (28:53):
By the way, They were totally good with nobody talking
about him, nobody thinking that they were, you know, they
were any good. But all of a sudden, you know,
you look at it right now and I can make
a fair argument that three of the top four teams
in the NFC are in the North Division. The Vikings
are one of those and they got to take care
of business and games like on Sunday against the Cardinals.
Speaker 11 (29:10):
Hey, Tom, what's the latest on the Daniel Jones front.
Speaker 12 (29:16):
There's a bunch of teams that are interested in Daniel Jones.
I would anticipate he makes a decision today on where
he's going to go. It's gonna, in all likelihood be
as a backup quarterback. He's got, you know whatever, it is,
six weeks here to let plus playoffs, to learn somewhere
and pick up a new system and you know, get
exposed to a new coaching staff. I wouldn't think that
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this is going to be a multi year type of
a deal. Somebody's going to sign him for the minimum,
if not to the practice squad and see if they
can bring him along. I mean, Daniel Jones is and
I've spend enough time around him, Like he's a physically
impressive dude. He is big, he is well built, he's muscular.
You know, he's got the arm, he's got the athletic ability.
It's just been you know, the inconsistency of play and
(29:58):
the big mistakes within games, you know, poor red zone
and things like that that have really plagued him during
his time with the Giants. So somebody is going to
look at that in much the same mold of you know,
Sam Darnold, where it's like the physical traits are there.
Why hasn't it all come together for Daniel Jones? Is
he a starter again? Somewhere in the league. He probably
gets that opportunity eventually. Right now, he's going to be
(30:19):
a backup someplace. And whether it's the Vikings, or it's
the Ravens, or it's another team that maybe we haven't
really talked as much about. I think he's he's gonna
have a home as soon as today, and we'll see
whether or not, you know, a scenario evolves where he's
also out there on the field.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Hey, Tom, the game last week with the Browns and
the Steelers, the snow Game, I found myself just completely
drawn into it because of the visual I think Jamis
Winston after the game called it an NFL film's.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Kind of moment.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
And I'm wondering from a guy like you and maybe
your colleagues. You cover thousands of football games and players
and they can kind of all look the same. Amersie
monotonous when something like that happens and there's just a
totally different visual, and it's it. There is some nostalgia
in it. You're thinking old time football. Does that hit
you a little different too, even a guy who's knee
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deep in it like you you are.
Speaker 12 (31:14):
I would say two parts to that, Martie. First of all,
covering a game like that, being on the sideline kind
of sucks, Like, let's be honest, like if you're out
there and the winds whipping and you got snow in
your face, like I sort of lean into it and
I just go full Weatherman style. But I've covered some
brutal games, like in the COVID season in twenty twenty,
where we weren't even allowed to be on the field,
and I'd be in a completely empty Lambeau Field like
(31:37):
twenty rows up in the bleachers because that's all the
closer I was allowed to be to the field and
just getting blasted with snow and slate and wind, and it's.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
Just it's ridiculous. Sit on the couch. I love it absolutely.
I think that that's fun.
Speaker 12 (31:50):
I mean, I think you know, so many of us
who grew up in a certain generation, like you'd get
the new you know, Madden ninety four video game and
I know I would always set the settings to snow
you wanted the white field. Noverybody's slipping and sliding. Yet
it's it's absolutely fun to watch, you know. The unfortunate part,
and this is just the reality of how stadiums are
getting built now, is you know, the Browns are looking
(32:10):
at a roof stadium, which would take all the lake
effect and the sow and all those things.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
Out of the equation.
Speaker 12 (32:16):
That's just because they want to be able to use
the stadium year round. Just like the Vikings obviously nearly
had an outdoor stadium in Arden Hills. They end up
striking a deal in Minneapolis for you know, a stadium
where you could have a Metallica concert when.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
The Vikings are out of town.
Speaker 12 (32:30):
But yeah, there is something about having the game in
those conditions that I still love as just as a viewer.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Hey, Tom, we heard Mike Pereira during the Vikings game
a couple days ago that he broke down that the
boundary cams weren't something that every NFL team, where every
NFL stadium had, so that replay officials aren't necessarily allowed
to look at those boundary cams because it's not fair
because not every stadium has them. Well, the NFL quickly
(32:58):
apparently has responded saying that boundary cameras are going to
be at all stadiums by the end of this year.
Isn't it kind of crazy that that's been the case,
that a multi billion dollar industry like the NFL was
going cheap and not implementing these kind of cameras at
every single stadium.
Speaker 12 (33:16):
Well, Bill Belichick was banging that drum cory for like
a decade, and every year the Patriots would propose goal
line cameras, boundary cameras, and every year it got shut
down because there is a, you know, a cost element
to it. There are some older stadiums where it might
be a little bit more difficult to install those.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
But I'm with you.
Speaker 12 (33:34):
I mean, this seems like it's a no brainer. Let's
say we can't fairly judge officiated.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I know that.
Speaker 12 (33:40):
You know, there's so many people who every time a
call is missed and they sit there going how in
the world did they miss it? Sometimes Sam Darnold gets
his head, you know, ripped off extracy style against the rams.
Speaker 9 (33:49):
You're like, yeah, you probably should have seen that.
Speaker 12 (33:51):
But there's a lot of other stuff that we only
see now because of instant replay, because of freeze frames,
high definition TVs, you know, having a ton of different angles.
They've instituted the Hawkeye technology where they can sync up
different angles now and that helps the replay assist which
is you know, definitely expedited some things in games. You've
got other scenarios still where there's plays and you're like,
(34:13):
how is that not just fixed? Why did they have
to challenge that. The NFL is still trying to strike
that balance. The boundary cams will definitely help. They're not
perfect because you can have the shots straight down the
you know, the goal line for instance, and if there's
a sea of bodies you can't see it. But I
know that, you know, everybody as viewers gets frustrated when
you're looking at, you know, whether or not a ball
across the goal line. And because it's the sixth game
(34:35):
on CBS on at one pm Eastern on a Sunday,
you're looking at an angle that's like ten degrees off
and you're like, well, how can we not just get
it on the goal line. Roger Goodell, you know, views
it a lot like a fan in that regard to
so I'm sure he's been asking the questions. It's good
for the lead to have that in plays along with
all the other technology. I mean, they're going to have,
you know, the the chips used to measure first you know,
(34:57):
electronic first downs instead of using the chain gags. Sooner
than all this stuff is evolving pretty rapidly. The NFL
never jumps in two feet first, so I imagine that there's
gonna be some experimentation with even things like boundary cams,
but suitably later, all this technology is going to be
in place.
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for not only that before bringing us Tom Peliser.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Tom.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
It seems to me that no matter what the circumstances,
the Lions look at the circumstance and say, Okay, well,
I guess we're going to do this and we'll be
you this way. They seem to be head and shoulders
better than everybody else in the league. Are the Chiefs
playing coy with us? Are they as good as the Lions?
Or are the Lions that much better? In your opinion, the.
Speaker 9 (36:22):
Chiefs have had a lot of moving part talk.
Speaker 12 (36:25):
I think that you know, all the injuries they've had,
a wide receiver, not having Isaiah Picheco. Travis Kelcey is
getting older, you know, at this stage, they've had a
revolving door at left tackle. Defensively, they've not been quite
the same dominant unit that they have been in the past. Obviously,
l Jerius Sneed not being there anymore is a factor
in that they were in on corners at the trade deadline,
(36:46):
weren't able to pull off the trade for Marshawn Lattimore. Yeah,
I mean, they've they've got a lot of issues, but
it's still the Chiefs. We were sitting here mid December
last year and it was like, what's wrong with the Chiefs.
They're just, you know, the offense was not rolling that
entire you know, that entire season to that point, and
then what happens down the stretch.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
Patrick Mahomes being the.
Speaker 12 (37:05):
Greatest player I've probably ever seen in my lifetime, covers
up a lot and in the biggest moments he's able
to deliver. Travis Kelcey was able to find it down
the stretch for a month and they.
Speaker 9 (37:15):
Made another remarkable we'll run to win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 12 (37:18):
But I think that just you know, objectively speaking, when
you look at what the lines have looked like and
even what the Packers have looked like, what the Eagles
look like right now, the Vikings. I think all those
teams right now, you'd say stack up favorably against the Chiefs,
you know, and the Chiefs have a gauntlet in the
the AFC once again. I mean, they've ruled that conference
(37:38):
since Patrick Mahomes came in. I mean, it's it's remarkable
when you're talking about going to an ANC championship game
of the Super Bowl literally every year. You know, it's
like eventually somebody's got to take them down because we
haven't seen many dynasties. We've never seen a three peat.
We haven't seen many dynasties that have been this long living.
But you're gonna have to get by the Bills and
the Ravens on that side of things just to be
(37:59):
able to advance deep in the playoffs. Just strictly speaking
on the NFC, I was at that game where the
Lions dropped fifty two points or whatever it was on
the Jaguars, And granted that's Jacksonville team starting Mac Jones,
and they've got you know, the defense was really worn out.
They add another buy yet all that stuff, But I'm
telling you, I mean, Ben Johnson's is smart with offense
as anybody in the NFL. If I'm a Vikings fan,
(38:22):
I want Ben Johnson to take a head coaching job
so badly and hope it's not the Bears. That you
get him out of the get him out of the
division because the stuff they come up with on a
weekly basis is unbelievable, and they got such buy in
top to bottom the way that Brad Holmes and company
have drafted all to fit the mold of what Dan
Campbell wanted that team to be. When you go back,
I want to say the Lions were four nineteen and
(38:45):
one at one point under Dan Campbell, like in the
first year and a half, they won three or four games,
and a lot of coaches would have been fired at
that point, much less a guy who you know, people
still wanted to make the bidy kneecaps joke for so long,
like oh, what's this guy gonna be able to do?
But the Lions had the vision. And I give a
lot of credit to Sheila hemp Ford who's the owner,
and Rob Wood, the team president, and all those people
(39:07):
for seeing like, no, we believe there's a reason we
did this.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
We had to go down. We had the bottom out
before we came up. They look like the best team
in football.
Speaker 12 (39:14):
Right now, and you know they're going to be really
tough out just like they were last year.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Hey, Tom, do you think Dion is a coach in
the NFL next season?
Speaker 12 (39:23):
I don't think so, sawaus, But I wouldn't rule anything
out because I don't think that there's a lot of
clarity in terms of who the head coaching candidates are
going to be this year. Like if you're stacking it
up for the people most likely to take head coaching, Johns,
Ben Johnson of the young first timers definitely is on
that list. You got Belichick and Vrabel or the big
chess pieces in this entire thing, and a lot's going
(39:43):
to be dictated by where they land. You got some
other intriguing people in terms of, you know, the former
head coaches, like Mike McCarthy's contracts up in Dallas if
he wants to keep going, which I believe he does,
and if the Cowboys, if it doesn't work out there
one way or another, then I would anticipate he's right
back in the mix. He got some other young guys,
including the offensive coordinator former Vikings coach Drew Petsingher's now
(40:06):
the Cardinals OC we'll see his offense on Sunday. Who
potentially could be in the mix Jesse Minter, the Chargers
defensive coordinator, Anthony Weaver, the Dolphins defensive coordinator. I know
those guys are Deon Sanders, and there is something to
be said for, you know, just kind of the juice
that Dion's.
Speaker 9 (40:22):
Brought, the attention that he's brought.
Speaker 12 (40:25):
I think that it's you know, it's difficult to you know,
see how that would play out. I mean, let's say
the Raiders decide to go one and done on Antonio
Pierce and they've got a top pick and they can
get Shador Sanders, and it's the rare occasion where Dion
could coach his son. I don't know how well that
dynamic would work. I mean, the last thing I saw
with with Shador was apparently pushing an official in a
(40:45):
game on Saturday. There's there's enough signs there that maybe
or game outside of being coached by his father might
be a good thing for him in the big picture.
But you can't rule anything out this time of year
because there's always a higher or two that are a
little bit off the wall.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
You know, if somebody hired Dion.
Speaker 12 (41:01):
It would be a surprise to me based on as
he put it, the kickstand he's put down in Colorado.
Speaker 9 (41:06):
We just you just got the number one or one
of the top quarterback recruits in the country.
Speaker 12 (41:09):
But never say never, especially when you're talking about you know,
one of the greatest players we've ever seen is now
proven to be a pretty good coach too.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Are you working Thanksgiving?
Speaker 9 (41:18):
Sort of?
Speaker 12 (41:19):
I'm going to have enough people coming and going from
the house that it's going to be hard for me
totally to just stand in front of the TV for
ten straight hours. But I'm gonna give you my best effort, Corey.
I'm going to be doing everything I can to take
as much of those games in as possible.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
All Right, you're the best man.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Thank yous, Tom, Thanks.
Speaker 9 (41:35):
Tom, Thanks everybody. Thanks No Bank.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
See Man, Yeah, thank you Bell Bank, Tom Peliser.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I can tell you, man, I've said this consistently in
my entire career, if you want to call it, that,
I'd stay in college if I had a choice between
college and pro football.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
I just I know it's.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Probably a three hundred and sixty five day a year job,
even more so than coaching in the pros.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
I have no interest in coaching in the pros.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
If I if I had to choose between staying in
Colorado or going to Dallas, I would definitely stay in Colorado.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
What about you?
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Even with the NIL and the kind of wild.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Transfer that is that does is the annoying part. You
also got to love that, otherwise it's going to be
a drag.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Yeah, And you're right, that does that put you.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
That's a great point, Marty, because the whole thing my
old point about it always was you get kids who
are you know, a good percentage of them, No, they're
probably not going to play in the NFL, so they
really care about winning. They're playing for their team and
their teammates, and I always love that aspect.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
But that's probably gone now with the NIL.
Speaker 11 (42:29):
I think Dean has also recruited the number one quarterback And.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
He did say that like thirty seconds ago. Who did
Tom polsero?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Yeah? No, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
That's okay. You were sneezing, I was, Were you okay?
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Are your ears chapped too?
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Are you allergic to your lips?
Speaker 3 (42:44):
No? Sorry, I am. Most of the way.
Speaker 11 (42:48):
I didn't want to blow my nose in here, so
I went out. Sorry, I didn't hear that part. I'm
familing miserably, kiss hot dogs all of you.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
No, I don't want my lips to look like it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Saus sitting right there when he just said it.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
I thought he was, But I don't wanna be mean.
Speaker 9 (43:05):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Weren't you the one that asked if Dion's going to
the pros.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
And he said yeah, he just did.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah, that was your question. Sorry, No, it's okay. I
was just reiterating, you know what.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
That's what record rough does. He wrecks interviews.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
We gotta get to somebody. I'm gonna wreck it before
anytime it's Marsauce raises his hand for a question for
an interview. I'm gonna wreck it. I'm gonna record.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Don't let me do it.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Pull your hands up. I'm gonna wreck it. Uh, Sauce,
you have a whole hour to wreck when we come back.
It's eight o'clock hour. The parate of NHO. Hey, you
can wreck the Jonathan Grenard interview. Nothing like forty minutes
Paro fan
Yeah, ah, here we are seven o five one big
happy family.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Tiny Bones is over there. Marty Glarnar's arrived power trip
bets right out of that.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Seat, get him out of here. Yeah, that was your
best Rosen impression of get out of here. It's my seat, take.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Get out of my seat.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
And then I offered him the hem of my coat.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Sure there's no bottom. WHOA. I feel like he's pretty
proud of himself though he initiated a handful of bets
and shows not over no bottom, and he's feeling pretty good.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Real quick story to close the loop on Glenn Perkins
being here.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Drug fueled sex orgy? What market.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
And so Perk was here last Friday?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
And remember when he told that story about playing in
the high school All Star game in Jordan and Joe
Mauer got wrung up on a pitch that was a
foot and a half outside called third strike. The contact
that Sauce and I have from by the yard who
was a friend of the shows named Jacob. He emailed
(01:21):
me and he said, hey, you know the picture that
Glenn Perkins was talking about.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
That that got Joe Mauer.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
That was me.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Really he verified the story and so Jordan correct and
the game was in Jordan, and you know, a little
hometown fever.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
But he was the picture.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
That's so crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I calculated it was one in a million.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I don't know one million.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Yeah, funny story. Glenn was great though. He was good
at the game. He's good radio. He's a good guy.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I like that he specifically trash talk to you that
he outscored you despite losing. He's seemed very happy that
he scored more than you.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
It can't happen again.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
No, Well, I was on Friday. The power trip is
at the Mall of America called Black Friday. You will
be there to defend your title, right in dramatic fashion
last Black Friday.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Yeah, and I was terrible last Friday. I got one
at the very end of Mercy hump Day.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
So hey, Zacho, since you're laughing back there and now, yeah,
two pretty gigantic prizes on Friday. Can you walk our
listeners through what's on the line at back of America
Black Friday. That's a great question. Cor take your time.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You asked your questions.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I thought he knew because he was a part of
the idea. Well, I was a part of the idea.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
I wasn't a part of the confirmation date on the
actual so I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Okay, really this is what website. We have a website.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
So the Ultimate Minnesota Sports Day package includes tickets of
both the Minnesota Wild and Minnesota Timberwolves games on Black Friday,
a hotel stay at the mall, and transport or a
ticket and tip trip and ticket bundle to see your's
favorite team on the road, all thanks to Marvel America.
So whatever trip and ticket bundle, we can go watch
your favorite team on the road super Bowl Home. And
(03:25):
another prize is you're gonna basically go from having a
normal Black Friday, or you maybe show up to a mall,
watch the show shop and go home and maybe watch
the games on TV. Or if you are the winner,
you're gonna get a ride from the mall to the
X to watch the Wild and at at one o'clock
play whoever they're gonna play. And then the Minnesota Timberwols
(03:46):
game is at six. You're gonna get a ride from
the X to the Target Center with tickets to go
see them, and then a ride back to the mall,
where you'll have a hotel room to uh, you know,
sleep off that ridiculously long and awesome sports day your
nightmare corps.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
But I think a lot of people would like that.
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Is that your nightmare?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
There's a lot of sports in one day. Unless that
gets me again, bet itch wha, I got some money
some for that. Brother about that? That's pretty cool? That
is pretty cool. So that's Friday morning where there's seven
to nine. The twenty third anniversary of the Powers Morning
Show is Friday twenty three. We turned the pre game
(04:31):
to the pregame of the Gopher game. That is very true.
And again, we are dangerously close to being too old
to be in the rozone eighteen to twenty five. Yeah,
we are close. So a couple of years from now
it's going to be over the hill for us. And
then what then it's over for us.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I'm not counting my chickens.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
We'll start getting botox and stuff and see if we
can lure them back in. Yeah, you know, all right?
Should we do the news? Marnie, you look like you
need to learn.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
You just know what's going on in the world, the
whole life sports.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
You know.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
The only thing that she's got for the news is me,
and I take it seriously.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I think a real serious news with Chris Hockey.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I got a good, good, feel good story for you, Marsie.
Oh right, you ready for that?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I love those Fifty six years ago, this dude saw
a little boy floating in the water, face down.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
What a great story.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
He jumped in, he saved him. The little boy had
no idea who the guy was. The guy had no
idea who the little boy was. The little boy tracked
him down fifty six years later.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I just saw these little arms and legs going.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
It was traumatic because I was afraid that when he
stopped moving that's something terrible had happened.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
He let out a big blast of air. You know,
it was a It was a gift. Okay, had it
not been for this guy, I'd be dead. I wouldn't
I wouldn't be here today.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
It was like we had known each other without.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Knowing each other. It was moving. Yeah, it was really
quite lovely.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You know how like if you see a car crash,
even if you just drive by it, it affects you
like the rest of the day. How do you save
somebody's life and go fifty six years with not knowing.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Who they were.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, it's a very good point.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Is there any information on how the boy tracked this
man down.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
No, but apparently it was quite a journey. Do you
have any more in the stories in the par do
not know? Okay, I'll see if I can find some
fascinating isn't it so feel good story?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Though?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
You would think even when he saves the boy, he
calls the ambulance or yells down the parents, or I
don't know who's the swimming pool is at a lake?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I don't know. I need to know more. Okay, good, See,
I'm really glad I had a happy ending.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
See.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I when I was in the nineties, when I was
at the old I was at the old local swimming pool,
the public pool, and I intentionally tried to drown because
this lifeguard named Wendy was just like a ten out
of ten. So I tried to get mouthed and out
from her just by faking my own drowning. Yeah, did
it work? No? I mean it worked, but she wasn't interesting.
But yell no, don't save him. Pretty much.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
After driving near the water that winter day, Brian Lavery
thought he saw a dog splashing in the waves. Did
he realize that that's too cold for that? So I
looked back and I just saw these little arms and
legs going. Without thinking, Brian raced into the frigid water
until it reached his chest found a small child floating
face down. I was afraid when you say, you heard
the quote there.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
When he turned the boy.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Over, he saw the little boy's face, he was red
as a beat. And then he let out a blast
of air that was nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Wow, and again it was a lake.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yes, yeah, after yet exactly Yep. It was nineteen sixty eight,
when Brian was barely eighteen years old. The boy saved.
Michael Pickup, who has trucks named after him now, had
just turned two years old. That was the last I
saw Michael, Brian says, until about three weeks ago. Grown
up Michael had come across an old newspaper article about
(08:03):
the incident with the headline child is saved from drowning
and realized this was far more than just a story
about him being an adventurous toddler. Had it not been
for this guy, I would have been dead, Michael says
from his office in Victoria. I wouldn't be here today.
So Michael started searching for Brian online from British Columbia
before finding him in Nova Scotia, then flying across the
country so he could meet they could meet each other
(08:23):
for the first time in fifty six years.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
You know what I would have done if I was
a mister pick up in this situation, I would have
searched for where my parents were when I was too wandering.
And yeah, what do we know what that part of
the story is where the hell the parents were or
why this kid was in a lake without his parents
having any idea that he was face down in a lake.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Now, it doesn't give the detail, the dirty details on
dad mom the story, but it does say that the
guy who saved him has saved two other people from
drowning in his life.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
And he's not a lifeguard. Just randomly this is the.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Kid and this is the gentleman. Wow, how about that?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I don't know if that guy keeps being in the
right place at the right time or the wrong place
of the We need to look and find out. Just throwing.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
This person carry your own ankle, weage.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
It takes out his punch card.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
There's another one. Now, listen, kid, you're gonna you're gonna
tell everybody that I saved you.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
We this a documentary about him on Netflix in about
four years.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
And Sauce can't wait to watch.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
It, watch all three episodes.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
It's pretty impressive that the guy was eighteen. I mean
the man who saved the boy, because at eighteen a
lot of a lot of times you don't have that
maturity or thought process, break ability not really what I meant,
I don't care, that kind of courage or perspective of
you know, if you are a parent and you see
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a child like that, it's just an instant.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Like, oh my god, somebody's kid. Yeah, and it hits
you differently. But that's eighteen year old.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Luckily it was in the nineteen sixties because if it
was today, you'd be on your phone, wouldn't see kid drowning.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Or you'd film it. Let's make us go viral. Here's
a dead kid floating in a lake. Let's film it
and post it on insta thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Authorities in Mankato want to give residents a ride home
if they have too much to drink tomorrow night. They
call it the joy Ride program. Created through a partnership
with Mancato Public Safety in the South Central Towards Zero
Deaths Coalition, the program offers a fifteen dollars voucher for
an uber ride between eight pm and two am tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
We could have played rock sets joy ride sauce. She
gets out that Marnie does right. One of the biggest
drinking days of the year, right, Drinksgiving, Yes, the day
before Thanksgiving. It's the time that everybody goes back and
drinks with their high school friends that they haven't seen.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
And we called in Minnetonka going to Maynards, so they
all go, though.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Zach, you do, But how is that different than a
normal Wednesday in Minnetaka.
Speaker 11 (11:05):
I mean, it's the only time of the year we
don't take our boats to Maynards.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Though, I'm just.
Speaker 11 (11:11):
Saying I can't help where I was brought up or borned.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Just think twenty one years from now, Berkeley Lambert, it's
going to be just hammering drinks at Maynards.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
By no, it's it's it's I.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Wanted it to be Berkeley.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
But my wife, who is very smart, was like, very smart,
we are not having a Berkeley Lambert that goes to Dina.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Is it? Maynard's pretty good? You do love? I like it? Berkeley?
Who are you talking to.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Half the room just to follow up the Berkeley's.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I know our girls exactly. That's why Kel's smart. It's
not a bad name, it's just not a great name
for a boy. My niece Lee Lambert.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Have I ever met. I don't believe I've ever met
a brother.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Yeah, it's a newer name. My niece who is thirteen,
her name is Berkeley. And then my daughter has a
couple of girls. She goes to school with Berkeley.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yep, for the I've never heard of adorable girl name,
but a boy from a Dinah named Berkeley Lambert is
the most country club name I have ever heard in
my life. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Definitely wears plaid shorts, Yes, buttoned all the way up.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Oh yeah, Kel protected him, which is her motherly instincts
are kicking in.
Speaker 11 (12:25):
We've all gotten that look from our lovers where they're like,
are you you're kidding?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Are you be Oh you're being serious? You can cuss? Yeah. Yeah.
If you guys lived in hibbing and his name was
Berkeley Lambert, everybody in hibbing hibbing would assume you move
from Minnetonka or a Dinah. Oh how long you've been
in hibbing our whole life? No way, there's no way
you named it Berkeley Lambert. You must be from a
Dina that was quickly scratched off. Yep, she's smart. You
(12:54):
married a smart one.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Okay, here we go. Here's one that's kind of fun
for you. You ready for this, so Saucy Saucerson.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yes, sir, you get them.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
The word of the year from dictionary dot com. I'd
like you to tell me what it means. And I
think you know to be to be on the record
here about this.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
And for the record, I think we said this last
week while you were gone, but I don't think. But
we didn't say the definition of it, but we did
just say we did say what the word was.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
The word is demurre.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh that is not the word that we said last
year last week dot com because last week it was manifest, right,
somebody said manifest I think, okay, so different dictionary, so
demurror take a shot at it. Isn't that like how
fancy you look? Like? How like well put together? You are? Closet?
Speaker 11 (13:45):
It was like I was with a bunch of English.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Was modest and shy, modestly, modestly, excellent.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Preserved, modest, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I have the language
of origin? Please? Right?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
You did it.
Speaker 11 (14:07):
I was kind of close. No, no, I wasn't. But
you guys are kind No.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I would have got left if you just said it
was Spanish for the mirror. Oh I like that.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
And finally, in the news today, gunshot detection technology is
coming to downtown Reno. The Flock Safety gunshot detection and
surveiller systems are expected to cost about four and fifty
thousand dollars. It will paid paid for, bl blah blah blah.
The technology, which is new, is able to do differentiate
between gunshots and fireworks. Once a gunshot is detected, dispatchers
(14:40):
can send officers to that area in about a minute.
The system also narrows down Also there my back in Chicago.
She also narrows down where a gunshot was fired with
a ninety feet geez, becky, man, it.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Took a lot to get that at a job. So
there you go.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I've heard of technology like this before, but they're really
narrowing it in now they're getting done.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Be good for us, right, I saw as you watch
a lot of murder docs again, I just man, serial
killers must be so depressed. It's got to be so
much more difficult now.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
I mean, I always say ted Bundy went basically up
and down ninety and ninety four and murdered everybody in sight,
and they didn't really communicate with each other.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
How about Jack's Teller is going to play ed Geen?
How perfect does that is that? The guy from Have
you guys seen the picture of the guy from Suns?
I heard there's a trailer. I haven't seen it yet.
I haven't seen the trailer. I've seen the pictures. Yeah,
he looks just like him. Jack's Teller from Sun's Anarchy,
the main character Charlie.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
He talks about that. I don't know how to pronounce
his name.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
One of this is playing Eden.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
That'll be terrist great.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
John Bonis, you have had a lamp shade made out
of human skin? No? Okay, just checking as far as
you know.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
It doesn't fit the Christmas decor.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Hey Bonus, when's your next podcast?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Today?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Actually yeah, we're gonna be recording with Betsy Health and
today special guests.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Betsy Health. We find that? Where can we find that?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Gleaning on the gate Patreon dot com slash clean.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I get done listening to the Bets and Quotes podcast,
I'll listen to that that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
No, how have you not bought that podcast? Bonus?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
That's too much?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
They're rolling big.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Yeah, it's the laughing.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I can't afford that saw. How much would I have
to pay for you to eat human flesh?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Jesus?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Did ed Gane eat human flesh? Or was that just?
I don't think he did. He he did bodies up
and made like lampshades out of the I think when
they found it to them he had two human skulls
as bed posts. But I mean, did he dabble in
the culinary arts? I don't think so. I think he
just skin right, so he wasn't a total Psychoh he's
(17:07):
not weird. No, no, no, And a sauce repeat joke
from last week? What state is Jeff Dahmer from Wisconsin?
What state is that game? From Wisconsin? John Bonus? Thanks
for your time? Are you sure much? For No? You
were on me for yeah? He he for be on
Yeah Twins Daily dot com. You're on when you're off?
(17:30):
About that? All right? Blug fueled sex orgy sac rockes
through sports. When we get back more with Marni Gellner
dot Com Tom in about twenty minutes, Jonathan Gernard a
little over an hour from now. He's the power wanted
too on the fin he's off ahead.
Speaker 8 (18:08):
Hey, Marny Gown there is in town and she likes Thanksgiving.
It's her favorite holiday because she likes the stuff her face.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
With food sometimes too.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Oh Marney likes the serotonin because it makes her high.
She likes dope for the same reason. She's a dope
smoking fool. Dope smoking fool, a dope smoking fool.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Morning Gown there, put down the doobie. You can do
some radio today.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Great ending. Have you been reading my journal?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
That's the right thing. What is it called the right?
But does trip fan seratonin?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Who knows? Sauce text you're a drug guy and ask,
I don't think he's yoza.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
We're not even doing turkey for Thanksgiving? It, I know
it's controversial.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
No you do any steak? Are you not American?
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Turns out we're total Americans and it's just the four
of us for Thanksgiving this year for the first time ever,
and so we as a family of four decided we're
doing all the Thanksgiving sides, like we picked our top
five whatever, the traditional Thanksgiving sides. But nobody wanted turkey
and Matt and I don't know how to make turkey.
(19:39):
We've never made a turkey. What so that we vote, well,
what should we have? What do we want to do?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
A hamlet?
Speaker 6 (19:45):
They were like steak all four of us, So there
you go. Thanksgiving sides and steak is the main.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
But who makes the actual steak? Then you were Milhouse.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
It's Matt actually and whatever I know and he will,
he'll do that that part of it.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
I can. I have made a steak, but he's a better.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
See.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
If I was going to choose my dish, I probably
would choose sketty and meatballs.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Then you'd have the horrible farts though?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Were you like that?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Why are you like? Do you make?
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Well?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Class it up? We're talking about Thanksgiving, an American tradition,
families traditions America.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
I make sketty together, and then we're going to play
a murder mystery game, just like good families do.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Speaking of serial killers.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Yeah, steak and pornography, mic classic comedy.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
It's the name of your first album, isn't it May.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Let's be honest. Do you like the turkey?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (20:49):
I like, yeah, A very juicy one, yeah, a dry one.
You can yeah, there's rain. Yeah, I do, yes, sir,
I get.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
It's a skilled to be able to cook a very
good that is totally Thanksgiving turkey. That's why. So you
do not have that skill? No, I do not. What
is your job on Thanksgiving macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
I need?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Is it craft?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
No?
Speaker 11 (21:19):
No, no, no, no, it's all I just google macaroni and
cheese and make it. But it's it's gonna be good.
It's gonna have like all different kinds of cheese.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
In it, generally on top. It'll be great.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
What's the crust made out of?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Is that your chapped lips? Just kissing the mac and cheese?
My lips are it looks like I have lipstick.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
It looks like balloons for three days.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
For two days, Martin, I don't know if you heard
the show yesterday. He claims that because he doesn't have
a mustache that his lips are chapped.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
It looked like he was blowing up to Macy's Day floating.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
You know, it has been bugging me since I saw
you last week, Sauce, who you look like?
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Because you different?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Don't do it.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
With your beard totally shaved to the skin, which is
what you had last week mind you very handsome.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Okay, you don't have to preface it with that. Just
she just looks like she's too nice.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Wreck at Ralph.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Yeah, but I actually was googling it during a commercial break.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Look it's still up a mind.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Oh yeah, because I saw you and I'm like, gosh,
who is it?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
It's very close, But I think Tommy Olson nailed it.
He looks like human Shrek. When Shrek turns into a human,
it could not look.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
More like sauce Google human Shrek.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
It is that? Not exactly sauce beard? Yeah? So, but okay,
so is human Shrek? Though the best looking ogre or
an ugly human or neither.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Is not an ugly human?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
No, pull your hands up, human Shrek would Tommy?
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
So you you know what? Actually drop the human part
of me again?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Look at me again?
Speaker 10 (23:17):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
He looks like? Five pounds of crap and a two
pounds bag.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh, ten pounds of crap and a five pound marnie.
When you watch wrecket Rolf, what what scene does recket
Ralph go to se four and put on lipstick?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I know, I know, what are you allergic to? That's
what I wonder?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yeah, no, kidding, because it does look like you're.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Having an allergic reaction to life.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
My lips got trapped because my mustache is gone. That's
what I'm saying. That is what you're going with.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
It does provide a little protection.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I still don't understand why the atom lip would be chapped,
and you don't. We're not signed protected. I don't do anything.
I did take my garbage to the curb last night. Yeah,
that'll get it. That'll get them chapped real quick.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Did you bundle up?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
No? I wore sandals.
Speaker 11 (24:13):
I don't like wearing shoes, so it was really cold
the ultimate and I almost rolled my ankle.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I felt I.
Speaker 11 (24:20):
Was putting something on this that my wife bought that
it's very nice. It's like a holiday.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Tree, and I am familiar and I put it in
this thing.
Speaker 11 (24:33):
But yesterday I went to buy it and the guy
looked at me and goes, you know, you can get
a lot more for your money at Costco.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Time I go, I don't have a membership at Costco. Wow,
that was an unbelievable story and rich, and then I
bought it walked out. Wow, I'm sorry, captain. Story tell
us more. Ernest Hemingway, you know that was a ride.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
If I are you and I had lips there, chaps
so bad, I look like I need skin grabs.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Yeah, you know what i'd tell people I had it?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
What would you say?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
I can't say it, but if you should just say
this Corey.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah. The fact that you don't even know what he's
thinking verifies my sources. I know what he's thinking.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Dot Com toms next, we got a breaking early sure, Yeah, no,
for sure, I got him all set up.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
He has a Costco membership. Let's ask him.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Chap lips.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Tom Pellis Cerol of the NFL Network after this on
the fan.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
All right, Hey, welcome back to Spatrick Mark Show at
seven forty two. And because it is Thanksgiving on Thursday,
and we always have dot Com Tom Peril pellis with
us on Thursdays. He was nice enough to reach out
to me last night. We set it up so he
can join us right now on the Thursday. Thanks to
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can be talking to dot com Tom Tellasero about all
the things going on in the NFL. Tom, thanks for
making it work for us this week. How are you,
my friend?
Speaker 12 (26:26):
Of course, I'm happy to be here. Do we need
to get Max to take the reverb out of my ear?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Or is that having it again? I got it all right?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
There you go?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Cool? Yeah, I got it for you.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
Max failed it wek I'm just saying, way to go, Max.
What seats there?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (26:40):
Tom?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
The Minnesota Vikings are nine and two, and if you
watch national sports talk television shows or listening to sports
talk radio, I don't think anybody thinks this team is legit.
Right when they're talking about the Bills and the Eagles
and the Lions, nobody is giving the Vikings any credit.
I kind of feel like they're falling in that Steelers
category as well. But what is it going to take.
(27:02):
Is it just because of Sam Darnold that they just
don't believe that he can get this team to the
finish line, or what's the thing holding the Vikings back
from a public perspective, I think that there's.
Speaker 9 (27:12):
A lot of factors involved in that.
Speaker 12 (27:14):
I do think that one of them is the fact
that the Vikings right now could go you know, eleven
and six, twelve and five and finished in third place
in the division.
Speaker 9 (27:22):
You know, that's definitely part of it.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
When you're not sitting atop the standings, you know, there's
always a perception element of it. I also, and I
talked about this on The Insiders yesterday, I think part
of it is, you know, they weren't the heroes of
the off season. A lot of times, you know, your
perception in the season is influenced by your perception of
the off season. I think that a lot of people,
just if they were objectively looking at that, would have
(27:46):
put the Vikings more than likely fourth, maybe third. That
nobody was putting above the Lions or the Packers within
the division. And a lot of people thought the Bears
were going to be the other team that was going
to be a factor. And so, you know, you go
back to the free agency period, Kirk Cousins, you know,
they they were in it, but the Falcons just stepped
up with a much larger offer or a bigger guarantee
(28:07):
than they were willing to do. So they lose Kirk Cousins,
who'd been a you know, a top ten quarterback. He
lose Daniel Hunter, who was probably never coming back, and
he gets big money from the Texans, and they signed
Sam Darnold, Aaron Jones, Jonathan Garnard, Blake Cashman, Andrew Van Ginkle.
And this is not like, you know, Aaron Jones is
(28:27):
a household name. Obviously, people know who Sam Darnold is,
but for a lot of his career is a punchline.
All five of those guys have played really good football.
I mean, Van Ginkle seems to have a pick six
every week. Grenard has been one of the one of
the breakout stars of this entire season. Aaron Jones, after
getting cut by the Packers is you know, seems to
have found the fountain of youth.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
And then Sam Darnold's playing the best football of his career.
I think that, you know, that's stuff. The Vikings were
totally comfortable with that.
Speaker 12 (28:53):
By the way, They were totally good with nobody talking
about him, nobody thinking that they were, you know, they
were any good. But all of a sudden, you know,
you look at it right now and I can make
a fair argument that three of the top four teams
in the NFC are in the North Division. The Vikings
are one of those and they got to take care
of business and games like on Sunday against the Cardinals.
Speaker 11 (29:10):
Hey, Tom, what's the latest on the Daniel Jones front.
Speaker 12 (29:16):
There's a bunch of teams that are interested in Daniel Jones.
I would anticipate he makes a decision today on where
he's going to go. It's gonna, in all likelihood be
as a backup quarterback. He's got, you know whatever, it is,
six weeks here to let plus playoffs, to learn somewhere
and pick up a new system and you know, get
exposed to a new coaching staff. I wouldn't think that
(29:37):
this is going to be a multi year type of
a deal. Somebody's going to sign him for the minimum,
if not to the practice squad and see if they
can bring him along. I mean, Daniel Jones is and
I've spend enough time around him, Like he's a physically
impressive dude. He is big, he is well built, he's muscular.
You know, he's got the arm, he's got the athletic ability.
It's just been you know, the inconsistency of play and
(29:58):
the big mistakes within games, you know, poor red zone
and things like that that have really plagued him during
his time with the Giants. So somebody is going to
look at that in much the same mold of you know,
Sam Darnold, where it's like the physical traits are there.
Why hasn't it all come together for Daniel Jones? Is
he a starter again? Somewhere in the league. He probably
gets that opportunity eventually. Right now, he's going to be
(30:19):
a backup someplace. And whether it's the Vikings, or it's
the Ravens, or it's another team that maybe we haven't
really talked as much about. I think he's he's gonna
have a home as soon as today, and we'll see
whether or not, you know, a scenario evolves where he's
also out there on the field.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Hey, Tom, the game last week with the Browns and
the Steelers, the snow Game, I found myself just completely
drawn into it because of the visual I think Jamis
Winston after the game called it an NFL film's.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Kind of moment.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
And I'm wondering from a guy like you and maybe
your colleagues. You cover thousands of football games and players
and they can kind of all look the same. Amersie
monotonous when something like that happens and there's just a
totally different visual, and it's it. There is some nostalgia
in it. You're thinking old time football. Does that hit
you a little different too, even a guy who's knee
(31:12):
deep in it like you you are.
Speaker 12 (31:14):
I would say two parts to that, Martie. First of all,
covering a game like that, being on the sideline kind
of sucks, Like, let's be honest, like if you're out
there and the winds whipping and you got snow in
your face, like I sort of lean into it and
I just go full Weatherman style. But I've covered some
brutal games, like in the COVID season in twenty twenty,
where we weren't even allowed to be on the field,
and I'd be in a completely empty Lambeau Field like
(31:37):
twenty rows up in the bleachers because that's all the
closer I was allowed to be to the field and
just getting blasted with snow and slate and wind, and it's.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
Just it's ridiculous. Sit on the couch. I love it absolutely.
I think that that's fun.
Speaker 12 (31:50):
I mean, I think you know, so many of us
who grew up in a certain generation, like you'd get
the new you know, Madden ninety four video game and
I know I would always set the settings to snow
you wanted the white field. Noverybody's slipping and sliding. Yet
it's it's absolutely fun to watch, you know. The unfortunate part,
and this is just the reality of how stadiums are
getting built now, is you know, the Browns are looking
(32:10):
at a roof stadium, which would take all the lake
effect and the sow and all those things.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
Out of the equation.
Speaker 12 (32:16):
That's just because they want to be able to use
the stadium year round. Just like the Vikings obviously nearly
had an outdoor stadium in Arden Hills. They end up
striking a deal in Minneapolis for you know, a stadium
where you could have a Metallica concert when.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
The Vikings are out of town.
Speaker 12 (32:30):
But yeah, there is something about having the game in
those conditions that I still love as just as a viewer.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Hey, Tom, we heard Mike Pereira during the Vikings game
a couple days ago that he broke down that the
boundary cams weren't something that every NFL team, where every
NFL stadium had, so that replay officials aren't necessarily allowed
to look at those boundary cams because it's not fair
because not every stadium has them. Well, the NFL quickly
(32:58):
apparently has responded saying that boundary cameras are going to
be at all stadiums by the end of this year.
Isn't it kind of crazy that that's been the case,
that a multi billion dollar industry like the NFL was
going cheap and not implementing these kind of cameras at
every single stadium.
Speaker 12 (33:16):
Well, Bill Belichick was banging that drum cory for like
a decade, and every year the Patriots would propose goal
line cameras, boundary cameras, and every year it got shut
down because there is a, you know, a cost element
to it. There are some older stadiums where it might
be a little bit more difficult to install those.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
But I'm with you.
Speaker 12 (33:34):
I mean, this seems like it's a no brainer. Let's
say we can't fairly judge officiated.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I know that.
Speaker 12 (33:40):
You know, there's so many people who every time a
call is missed and they sit there going how in
the world did they miss it? Sometimes Sam Darnold gets
his head, you know, ripped off extracy style against the rams.
Speaker 9 (33:49):
You're like, yeah, you probably should have seen that.
Speaker 12 (33:51):
But there's a lot of other stuff that we only
see now because of instant replay, because of freeze frames,
high definition TVs, you know, having a ton of different angles.
They've instituted the Hawkeye technology where they can sync up
different angles now and that helps the replay assist which
is you know, definitely expedited some things in games. You've
got other scenarios still where there's plays and you're like,
(34:13):
how is that not just fixed? Why did they have
to challenge that. The NFL is still trying to strike
that balance. The boundary cams will definitely help. They're not
perfect because you can have the shots straight down the
you know, the goal line for instance, and if there's
a sea of bodies you can't see it. But I
know that, you know, everybody as viewers gets frustrated when
you're looking at, you know, whether or not a ball
across the goal line. And because it's the sixth game
(34:35):
on CBS on at one pm Eastern on a Sunday,
you're looking at an angle that's like ten degrees off
and you're like, well, how can we not just get
it on the goal line. Roger Goodell, you know, views
it a lot like a fan in that regard to
so I'm sure he's been asking the questions. It's good
for the lead to have that in plays along with
all the other technology. I mean, they're going to have,
you know, the the chips used to measure first you know,
(34:57):
electronic first downs instead of using the chain gags. Sooner
than all this stuff is evolving pretty rapidly. The NFL
never jumps in two feet first, so I imagine that there's
gonna be some experimentation with even things like boundary cams,
but suitably later, all this technology is going to be
in place.
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for not only that before bringing us Tom Peliser.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Tom.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
It seems to me that no matter what the circumstances,
the Lions look at the circumstance and say, Okay, well,
I guess we're going to do this and we'll be
you this way. They seem to be head and shoulders
better than everybody else in the league. Are the Chiefs
playing coy with us? Are they as good as the Lions?
Or are the Lions that much better? In your opinion, the.
Speaker 9 (36:22):
Chiefs have had a lot of moving part talk.
Speaker 12 (36:25):
I think that you know, all the injuries they've had,
a wide receiver, not having Isaiah Picheco. Travis Kelcey is
getting older, you know, at this stage, they've had a
revolving door at left tackle. Defensively, they've not been quite
the same dominant unit that they have been in the past. Obviously,
l Jerius Sneed not being there anymore is a factor
in that they were in on corners at the trade deadline,
(36:46):
weren't able to pull off the trade for Marshawn Lattimore. Yeah,
I mean, they've they've got a lot of issues, but
it's still the Chiefs. We were sitting here mid December
last year and it was like, what's wrong with the Chiefs.
They're just, you know, the offense was not rolling that
entire you know, that entire season to that point, and
then what happens down the stretch.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
Patrick Mahomes being the.
Speaker 12 (37:05):
Greatest player I've probably ever seen in my lifetime, covers
up a lot and in the biggest moments he's able
to deliver. Travis Kelcey was able to find it down
the stretch for a month and they.
Speaker 9 (37:15):
Made another remarkable we'll run to win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 12 (37:18):
But I think that just you know, objectively speaking, when
you look at what the lines have looked like and
even what the Packers have looked like, what the Eagles
look like right now, the Vikings. I think all those
teams right now, you'd say stack up favorably against the Chiefs,
you know, and the Chiefs have a gauntlet in the
the AFC once again. I mean, they've ruled that conference
(37:38):
since Patrick Mahomes came in. I mean, it's it's remarkable
when you're talking about going to an ANC championship game
of the Super Bowl literally every year. You know, it's
like eventually somebody's got to take them down because we
haven't seen many dynasties. We've never seen a three peat.
We haven't seen many dynasties that have been this long living.
But you're gonna have to get by the Bills and
the Ravens on that side of things just to be
(37:59):
able to advance deep in the playoffs. Just strictly speaking
on the NFC, I was at that game where the
Lions dropped fifty two points or whatever it was on
the Jaguars, And granted that's Jacksonville team starting Mac Jones,
and they've got you know, the defense was really worn out.
They add another buy yet all that stuff, But I'm
telling you, I mean, Ben Johnson's is smart with offense
as anybody in the NFL. If I'm a Vikings fan,
(38:22):
I want Ben Johnson to take a head coaching job
so badly and hope it's not the Bears. That you
get him out of the get him out of the
division because the stuff they come up with on a
weekly basis is unbelievable, and they got such buy in
top to bottom the way that Brad Holmes and company
have drafted all to fit the mold of what Dan
Campbell wanted that team to be. When you go back,
I want to say the Lions were four nineteen and
(38:45):
one at one point under Dan Campbell, like in the
first year and a half, they won three or four games,
and a lot of coaches would have been fired at
that point, much less a guy who you know, people
still wanted to make the bidy kneecaps joke for so long,
like oh, what's this guy gonna be able to do?
But the Lions had the vision. And I give a
lot of credit to Sheila hemp Ford who's the owner,
and Rob Wood, the team president, and all those people
(39:07):
for seeing like, no, we believe there's a reason we
did this.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
We had to go down. We had the bottom out
before we came up. They look like the best team
in football.
Speaker 12 (39:14):
Right now, and you know they're going to be really
tough out just like they were last year.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Hey, Tom, do you think Dion is a coach in
the NFL next season?
Speaker 12 (39:23):
I don't think so, sawaus, But I wouldn't rule anything
out because I don't think that there's a lot of
clarity in terms of who the head coaching candidates are
going to be this year. Like if you're stacking it
up for the people most likely to take head coaching, Johns,
Ben Johnson of the young first timers definitely is on
that list. You got Belichick and Vrabel or the big
chess pieces in this entire thing, and a lot's going
(39:43):
to be dictated by where they land. You got some
other intriguing people in terms of, you know, the former
head coaches, like Mike McCarthy's contracts up in Dallas if
he wants to keep going, which I believe he does,
and if the Cowboys, if it doesn't work out there
one way or another, then I would anticipate he's right
back in the mix. He got some other young guys,
including the offensive coordinator former Vikings coach Drew Petsingher's now
(40:06):
the Cardinals OC we'll see his offense on Sunday. Who
potentially could be in the mix Jesse Minter, the Chargers
defensive coordinator, Anthony Weaver, the Dolphins defensive coordinator. I know
those guys are Deon Sanders, and there is something to
be said for, you know, just kind of the juice
that Dion's.
Speaker 9 (40:22):
Brought, the attention that he's brought.
Speaker 12 (40:25):
I think that it's you know, it's difficult to you know,
see how that would play out. I mean, let's say
the Raiders decide to go one and done on Antonio
Pierce and they've got a top pick and they can
get Shador Sanders, and it's the rare occasion where Dion
could coach his son. I don't know how well that
dynamic would work. I mean, the last thing I saw
with with Shador was apparently pushing an official in a
(40:45):
game on Saturday. There's there's enough signs there that maybe
or game outside of being coached by his father might
be a good thing for him in the big picture.
But you can't rule anything out this time of year
because there's always a higher or two that are a
little bit off the wall.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
You know, if somebody hired Dion.
Speaker 12 (41:01):
It would be a surprise to me based on as
he put it, the kickstand he's put down in Colorado.
Speaker 9 (41:06):
We just you just got the number one or one
of the top quarterback recruits in the country.
Speaker 12 (41:09):
But never say never, especially when you're talking about you know,
one of the greatest players we've ever seen is now
proven to be a pretty good coach too.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Are you working Thanksgiving?
Speaker 9 (41:18):
Sort of?
Speaker 12 (41:19):
I'm going to have enough people coming and going from
the house that it's going to be hard for me
totally to just stand in front of the TV for
ten straight hours. But I'm gonna give you my best effort, Corey.
I'm going to be doing everything I can to take
as much of those games in as possible.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
All Right, you're the best man.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Thank yous, Tom, Thanks.
Speaker 9 (41:35):
Tom, Thanks everybody. Thanks No Bank.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
See Man, Yeah, thank you Bell Bank, Tom Peliser.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I can tell you, man, I've said this consistently in
my entire career, if you want to call it, that,
I'd stay in college if I had a choice between
college and pro football.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
I just I know it's.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Probably a three hundred and sixty five day a year job,
even more so than coaching in the pros.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
I have no interest in coaching in the pros.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
If I if I had to choose between staying in
Colorado or going to Dallas, I would definitely stay in Colorado.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
What about you?
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Even with the NIL and the kind of wild.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Transfer that is that does is the annoying part. You
also got to love that, otherwise it's going to be
a drag.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Yeah, And you're right, that does that put you.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
That's a great point, Marty, because the whole thing my
old point about it always was you get kids who
are you know, a good percentage of them, No, they're
probably not going to play in the NFL, so they
really care about winning. They're playing for their team and
their teammates, and I always love that aspect.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
But that's probably gone now with the NIL.
Speaker 11 (42:29):
I think Dean has also recruited the number one quarterback And.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
He did say that like thirty seconds ago. Who did
Tom polsero?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Yeah? No, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
That's okay. You were sneezing, I was, Were you okay?
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Are your ears chapped too?
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Are you allergic to your lips?
Speaker 3 (42:44):
No? Sorry, I am. Most of the way.
Speaker 11 (42:48):
I didn't want to blow my nose in here, so
I went out. Sorry, I didn't hear that part. I'm
familing miserably, kiss hot dogs all of you.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
No, I don't want my lips to look like it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Saus sitting right there when he just said it.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
I thought he was, But I don't wanna be mean.
Speaker 9 (43:05):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Weren't you the one that asked if Dion's going to
the pros.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
And he said yeah, he just did.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah, that was your question. Sorry, No, it's okay. I
was just reiterating, you know what.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
That's what record rough does. He wrecks interviews.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
We gotta get to somebody. I'm gonna wreck it before
anytime it's Marsauce raises his hand for a question for
an interview. I'm gonna wreck it. I'm gonna record.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Don't let me do it.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Pull your hands up. I'm gonna wreck it. Uh, Sauce,
you have a whole hour to wreck when we come back.
It's eight o'clock hour. The parate of NHO. Hey, you
can wreck the Jonathan Grenard interview. Nothing like forty minutes
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