January 21, 2026 • 45 mins
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Patrick Morny Show Final Hour. It's eight oh five as.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We continue to disappoint our new friend and guest, Matt Walker.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I know he expected we did much more work in.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Here, but Nikky sees now that we just sit around
talking then come back and talk more.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah, yeah, How unimpressed are you? I am not disappointed? Okay,
exactly what I was hoping.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
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Slash watch right now, you're not seeing the national championship
trophy sitting just between Mark Parrish and our new friend,
Matt Walker, who's the head coach of the u W
River Falls Falcons, the national championship in football in Division three. Congratulations, Uh, Mark,
that's a trophy.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yeah, it's nice to be close to a national championship.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Actually, didn't you get close with St.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Clauda?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Okay, I don't know what that was.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
That wasn't much that n C double A I think
on the trophy looks like a gold medal.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Don't you have a gold silver? Okay, well, you know what,
anything else you want to talk about? I think you
six times making the n A two playoffs, not getting
out of the first round.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well you're great. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
On Friday and in overtime he gave you a run though.
Yeah good, Yeah, yeah, I did not bear trap.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Scared me when he tied me up at the end there. Yeah,
puts you in a bear trap, coach. What is the
hardest position to fill on a football team?
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Oh, big guys and cover kids are hard to find
in the college level. Most of the skill kids want
to be receivers and touch the football.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
These great athletic big kids.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
There's not enough of them to go around. We all
want great athletic, big long guys. Hard to find. Yeah,
so yeah, probably edge long big guys and cover kids
is what we always say.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
What about the what about the stereotype that Wisconsin is
filled with just giant farm kids. Is it easier to
find defensive linemen and offensive linemen that are just big,
you know, rough dudes at the bail hay every day and.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Twenty one?
Speaker 6 (02:39):
There's probably something to the blue collar clientele we have,
and but we get it from Minnesota too, But we
we're kind of a blue collar group. We attract that,
the school attracts that. We're a broad criculum. We have kids,
and I think we have forty seven different majors represented
on our team. But we got some mad kids and
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they're tough, and.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, yeah, is it hard to find specialty like long
snappers and kickers.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
We've been pretty blessed with that. Actually, that long snapping things.
It's kind of like this is going to be wrong,
But like hockey's got its own little world, right, left
handed pitchers have their own little snappers and kickers have
their own little world too.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
We've we've been lucky. We've got some We've had some
really good ones in some great ones. In fact, there's
a guy named Kyle Stelter. He's the River Falls grad,
had a little cup of coffee I think with the Jets,
but he runs a special team to you is what
he calls it. And he's one of the leading long
snapping coaches for all the professional football snappers in the
entire country. Wow, amazing he's based out of a player,
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but yeah, incredible.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We kind of have this little little niche with long snapping. Yeah,
that's interesting, coach.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Coach, I've always been curious about like your kind of
perspective on high school athletes, Like, obviously you're recruiting football players,
but do you look at like other sports and kids'
ability to go play basketball, play hockey or or baseball
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Is that something that intrigues you as like multiple sport athletes.
I'm super intrigued with multiple sport athletes.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
I'm so tired of the people that say we support
multi sport athletes and then don't support multi sport athletes.
This drives me the na because they know it's the
right thing to say, and then they're having nine practices
a week for their club team and you can't do
anything else.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm just so against it.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
And I played two sports in college and all for
it for sure. I think it's what we need to
be doing.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Yeah, so much specialization, is it's crazy? Hockey academies perish.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, yeah, it's your fault, it's all It's all my fault. Yeah,
I was the one that worked super hard in the summer. Yeah, no,
it's it's It's funny though, you know, the we've talked
about that at the NHL level for quite a while now.
And it's as much as multi sports. I grew up
playing you know, football, baseball, anything, anything I could play. Uh,
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It's it's hard to argue against some of these kids
now though, with their skill and the talent that are
getting into the NHL and just taking the world by storm. Storm.
So absolutely love multi sports. Uh, Like I said, that
was the way I grew up. But at the same time,
for for the for the kids that that crave it
and and that wanted that much, you have to have
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that outlet for them.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And there are plenty of them. And I get it.
I get it.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I do, and I just hope it's the kids that
want it, not the parents. And because yeah, we've all
seen those nightmares. This talk about the mess in high
level college football, This youth sports is a mess right now,
and yeah, we gotta we gotta figure it out too.
And here I am bashing then, I'm coaching every d
m U sports Teama Valley, but yeah, we got.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
To get a handle on that as well. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
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Speaker 2 (05:54):
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Speaker 4 (05:55):
All right, coach, you mentioned that you you played baseball,
you like baseball.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
We haven't mentioned this once yet.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Carlos Beltran and Andrew Jones both elected to the Baseball
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
A bunch of the big name still left off.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Like like Rodriguez and Manny Ramirez. I think Ramirez was
in his tenth year, so it looks like it's over
for him. But the steroid era is just of course
did not age well. But Beltran and Andrew Jones both
in incredible players.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Kind of in my prime of watching Major League baseball.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I'm all for letting those guys all in with the asterix.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I think they got to be in. They tell the
story of the history of baseball. We got they got
to be in me and Barry Bonds is the best
player to ever walk the planet, and Roger Clemens and
Alex Yet yet four of maybe the best ten players
to ever walk our planet put an asterix or something.
But they tell the story of our of our game.
I say our game. I love baseball, but same reason
I wanted Pete Rose in the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah yeah, Manny Ramirez a rod like I said, definitely
feeling that wrath for sure, right.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Because it's a part of the history of baseball. You
know that that era, steroid era is what it is.
But I think they need to be in to tell
the story.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I think he was thirty something percent, so not even close.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
It's weird because they all profited off of that, the owners, everybody,
and now they're like, no, that didn't exist. We're not
helping those guys at all. Barry Bonds may have taken
a bunch of steroids, it's still the hardest thing in
sports to do, and he did it at a high level.
He should be in a rod should be in, Like
you said, they should all be in.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
But the numbers are inflated.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Yeah, And I'm not a proponent of celebrating the I'm sorry, Bud,
I'm not celebrating the performance enhancing drug use, but I
am I want I'm in with with an asterisk to
tell the story.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Lagged the Jews, Yep, we all do Jews. I do.
I would like to get some Jews. Was somebody give
me jews please?
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Wasn't the Pete Rose thing that he allegedly never bet
against his own team.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I gotta believe that's not true, you know, because we
know a little something about gamble, won't you?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Sorry you can't stop? Yeah? Oh yeah, wins right, you're
trying to win money. Who cares what team you're betting?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Not?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
That's right, and the other the other double edged sword,
Matt is the the greatest season in the history of
baseball was nineteen ninety eight, and that was nothing but steroids. Right,
it was the greatest saved baseball. It was the best.
Who cares if they were choosing hit it? Hit it
to Tim buck too? Who cares to watch it?
Speaker 8 (08:23):
I don't care?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Who do you play for?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
I was watching so much, so much fun to watch. Yeah, yeah,
it's it's a shame it's tainted.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
With with the steroids.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
But got it was and the greatest commercial ever with
the chicks dig the long ball commercials.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, so good that it made it fun, made it
Parker wasn't even na I mean, I can assume it
was sweet. It was the best. It was. It was
negative one years old, amazing something. Come on, you missed
the golden age of baseball eight? Yeah you did. I
was there the year.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
My cousins are from San Francisco, five home runs before
Barry Bonds broke the record.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Wow. I was in attendance, so that was a great stadium.
That was unbelievable. I love that baseball. Did he hit
one in that game?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Though?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
They I mean hit one every game.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
I mean we were in the outfield too, We're like,
let's get one of his you know, his his his
ball runs, get his balls.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
But tiny unbelievable. Yeah, I gotta be. You don't care
yours already?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Are?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You don't care if you need a bit morning have
these things?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
They're all wrinkled. Yeah, I agree, Tom.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
The Jazz were double digit underdog to the Timberwolves, but
they come back in the fourth quarter and win one.
Twenty seven Kanti George courtA career high forty three for
the Jazz. Ace Bailey had twenty. He drilled the three
in Parker's face last year, uh and had thirty eight,
but on eleven of twenty eight shooting. That's not super efficient.
The Wolves are now twenty seven and seventeen up next
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the Bulls at Target Center on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, we're a pretty good position there.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
I think we ended up climbing all the way to
second in the West and then you lose a couple
and next thing you know, you're fourth or fifth, So,
but it's a game of runs, it's a game of
highs and lows.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
The Wolves will be all right.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
We were talking the other day, like, who are teams
that make you nervous? I think Oklahoma is one of
those teams. I think Houston's one of those teams, and
San Antonio one of those teams. But outside of those three,
I feel pretty confident. We've continued to have Denver's number,
and then some of these other teams are a little
beaten and battered.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
But we'll be all right, right hawk.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, that's right, bab, We're gonna be alright. Yep'd be cool.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
The Wild loss of the Canadians late Coal caw Field
scored with fifteen seconds to go to.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Winning for Montreal.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Up next a four game home stand for the Minnesota Wild,
including Detroit tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
At eight thirty.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, yeah, hey, one, two or three. Tough finish on
the on the road, but it was a tough schedule,
three games in four nights, three different cities. Obviously, Now
get a chance to come home and yeah, get some
rest in their own bed, get a little home cooking,
get in front of the hometown out and get a
couple of wins at home?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
All right, dumb question. Dumb hockey question.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
You know, like when a when a quarterback plays super
well for like six to eight games and then all
of a sudden he starts getting his butt kick and
everybody says, well, now there's enough tape where the other
defenses have figured him out. Yeah, is Walsteed kind of
experiencing that because he was like unbelievable the first couple
of months and now he's getting rocked a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
No, last night wasn't his fault? Ball said, played well
last night?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Is there truth when hockey? Does that happen or not? Really?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Well? Yeah, no, definitely that does happen. You know, because
you will get a book on guys. Guys will start
to learn your you know, the weaknesses, your strengths. But
that's also part of growing up and adjusting as a
goaltender in the NHL. He's gonna you're going to go
through moments like this where guys are going to kind
of find a spot and pick you apart a little bit,
and he's going to make some adjustments and figure it
out and continue to be a spectacular goaltender. And that's
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just the that's just being a young goalie in the league.
It's just going to happen, and it even happens to
veterans where they just kind of get off for a
little while you don't know why, and get back, just
keep working hard and get back at it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
So that final goal, who whose fault was it? Favor?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Yeah, rock, he got. He took a breath, He took
a breath. He hate he was on caw Field. He
kind of got pucks, goot puck watching a little bit,
looked over his left shoulder, and Cawfield just took a
step and a half separation. And that guy has that
little Wisconsin boy, he's got an absolute cannon of a
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shot and he can pick a corner.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And that's just it.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Literally was the one guy they're looking to set up
and the one guy that we did not want to
get the puck.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
On his stick.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
And hey, that's what makes skill guys skilled. They get
open even against great defense. All Right, one last hardcore
hockey question.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Billy g got ripped a little bit for going to
the well with Vladimir Tarasenko. It's like we got him
like thirty years past his prime, Like what are we
doing with Tarasenko? Yeah, he's been like a nice surprise
two goals last night. I mean, he's been a streaky guy.
But your overall thoughts on Tarasenko, what three four months
into the season.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
I like it because you're adding the depth scoring is
something that we've been looking for, right, And yeah, you're
not getting Vladimir Tarasenko in his prime when he was
you know, probably your first line left winger, you know,
scoring forty goals a year, not getting that same exact guy.
But what we're getting is the depth player. And if
he can still contribute, he can still kick in in
games here and there, have a couple of goals, take
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some weight off of the big boys, off capriz Of
and Boldie, so they don't have to do it every
single night. I mean, yeah, I've loved what he's brought.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
To the table.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
And obviously you bring another power play, bringing a left
handed shot on the power play, another left handed shot
on the power play.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
But you know, I liked that move.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah, I know people maybe got a little bit upset
because it's that age, right, and when you're going to
bring an age, you hope that they can produce. But
Vladimir tara Sinkle not only can still score the score goals,
but he does have a Stanley Cup on his Stanley
Cup ring excuse me, on his finger, so he brings
a lot more than just scoring goals.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Well, I mean, if you're a little jealous, you just
want to touch this trophy and feel what that's like.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, tuggs everybody that feels good.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's heavier than you think.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
And I picked it up. I literally he tried to
take it home.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, I didn't fit in my back again.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Now, Matt Walker's our guessed the head coach of the
UW River Falls Falcons National champions Division II football. They
should congratulations again, thanks for coming in.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Appreciate it very much. What still surprises you about your job?
Speaker 6 (14:25):
You know, I think that, uh, this generation of kids
is getting bashed and and you know, everybody thinks the
the end of the world with these kids.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
But I agree, relax, Tom Shane agreed it's over for
the youth.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I my slice of guys I work with.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
I would tell you I don't believe that there's such
good kids and they're motivated and they want to be led,
and they want to do the right thing, and they
work their butt off for you. So I would tell
you this isn't surprising, that was the question. But like
one of the things I'm thankful for and love is
that the slice of eyes from the generation that I have,
I love them and I think that it makes me
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feel good about our world.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Is it true as a head coach that if you
get a phone call at two or three in the morning,
you almost always know that that's a bad phone call
and it's gonna be some kind of situation that you're
gonna I do.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
And we have a team rule that if you're if
you know you're gonna get in trouble, I have I
better hear it from you first or your punishment's going
to be worse.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
And so it is funny.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
I'll get some of these freshmen that'll have the you
know who, we all got caught with some beers in
the norms. So I'll get the occasional eighteen to nineteen
year old calling me at two in the morning, and.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
My wife will get my wife like, oh god, what
freshmen got caught? Right?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
And here they are trying to be all serious and
they're probably intoxicated, coach, but I'm like, hey, you did
the right thing. You told me first. So they're they're
punishments less. So yes, I get them, not a lot.
Thank God, I got a pretty good group. And that's
a tough call. And as I said, the freshmen are,
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they're freaked out by me still for the most part.
That the older guys know I'm a pushover. They're they're
not scared anymore. But I'm their buddy. But the freshman scared.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
How do you think your players would describe you as
a coach?
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Oh, I think that they would say in the positive
right way. I walk the line of being their buddy
as much as their their coach. Like I love college
sports because I love being around these kids and this
aged kids, and they keep me young. It's funny, like
it feels like overnight, I was the young coach for Song.
I was at twenty three, I was the head baseball
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coach at DePaul. At twenty eight, I was the head
football coach there. And even when I got here, I
was in my thirties. And but it feels like overnight,
I've become the old guy.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Now.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
They joke with me about things I make fun of
my father for, you know, like I can't see anymore
without glasses on, and then I can't work the computer
and the team meetings.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
But I'd like to think that they they feel comfortable
telling me anything, making that call. As hard as it is,
they are comfortable and that I'm that I'm I'm I'm a.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Good like I said I joked about earlier.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
But I feel like I'm a normal dude and a
profession of crazies. And I say, don't get confused with
my competitiveness, like, I'm normal, but nobody wants to play
me in ping pong in the locker room.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, because you're a psycho competitor.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Like, yeah, so I don't know what the rules are
as far as staffing goes, But do you have enough employees?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Do you have enough help? You know, I think we
all want more help. I don't want to get myself
in troll with my employer.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah, I think that we I'd say we're to the
average Division III football staff.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Probably a guy or too short with full time.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
I'm blessed with an army of guys, with these part
time volunteer guys, guys that play for me, You like,
go into your question what they'd say about me. The
answer might be, like most of the guys that play
for they want to hang around. They want to coach
for us, They want to be a part of the
program forever. So I have a lot of great help
with guys that just got done playing with me. I'm
blessed in town River Falls. I have three former head
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coaches from the high school level that are on my
staff as part time guys. And so we're we're making well,
you know, we're an army. I think we have a
twenty three coaches. When you see our list of coaches,
now there's you know, three or four of us that
are that are receiving benefits and working. But yeah, i'd
be great to have some more full because the recruiting
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piece happens all day. You know, those guys are coming
in and you know they have other jobs, are coming
in the afternoons for practice and stuff. But the recruiting
pieces is sun up to sundown. So you need more
everyday office guys if you can get them.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
What was the party like after you won?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Was it coffee and croissance or was it basically keg stands.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It's funny.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
My my wife was saying, how Signette's getting all this
fun attention for having the one beer.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Yeah, and she's like, good thing. They don't know how
many beers, because it was a thousand.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I was. It was, Yeah, it was so cool.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
In the hotel we were staying at, they gave me
a kind of the suite and so.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
I had this little boarder room off of this suite
that I had. So my family went with me. Think god,
it was so cool. We spent the whole week together.
And then here's every branch of my life collided that
night again. Here's here's the college crew, here's my high
school buddies. All my family is there. Here's former players,
current players, current player families.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
R A. D. Trent, who's sitting over here?
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Everybody, and here's every walk of my life, at least,
let's say five to ten representatives of it all crammed
in this little wing.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
In fact, we got in trouble.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
They called the cops at the hotel where we're at
because we were being too loud.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
In the head coaches room. But dude, we just won
the national time, so we weren't even being that bad.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
I mean, the thousand beers might have been a part
of it.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
It was a good party. Good party. Well deserved another
one this year. Maybe Vitetri March to your party this year.
You're always in the party with you, all right. Now,
that's Matt Walker of River Falls. Will we'll do headlines
as we come back. Parker Fox is here as well.
Mark Parish is here. This is the power.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
She leaves.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
Come. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
You know, if you'd been born a little earlier, Matt,
you would have heard this band not far from where
you grew up.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
I do wish could have gone and seen Rise Rise.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, you could have seen it.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Did you play in in the Elkhart bar scene?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
We didn't know.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I did with my band Stone Blind, but that was
even farther before your time.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, I know a man was storm Blind. The band
didn't were. Uh yeah, good said five of you and
that one lady hung out out to dinner.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah that's right, that's exactly that's what happens to me. Okay,
cool for a bite. Did you ever go see Molly
Cruet Marcus Square Arena?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Uh not Molly Crue, But I saw Neil diamond at
Marcus Squirina Man I love, Yeah, my dad loves Neil Diamonds.
That was my first concert, man, I saw him. I'm
gonna admit this two times. All My own wife and
I went and saw him on the rocks, kidding me,
love Neil. You see the movie yet, No, I've heard
about it. It's not truly a Neil Diamond history movie though, right.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
It's a little go in ready to cry. It's unbelievably sad.
It's a heck of a movie and it's well acted,
but it is nothing like I thought I was gonna be.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I don't want to keep hearing it's just not what
you think it's going to be. I'm ready though.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah. So no eighties rock for you all though? Oh yeah, yeah,
all of them. Yeah, but I didn't see.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
I wasn't have a huge concert guy until I got
a little older. But yeah, I uh, my wife's music,
she's our music person, so we're in this music rock
and roll. I saw Elton John at Soldier Field.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Absolute and I wouldn't have gone to that on my own,
but that was pretty cool. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I saw Kid Rocket Soldier Field. Yeah, no, kidding, Yeah,
I don't know why this one stopped, because everybody wants
to rock and roll. All right, well, let's try this now.
It's time for headlines. Headlines. Here we go, Let's go
around the world and see what's going on.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
There's a documentary on Martin Short called Marty Life Is
Short that hits Netflix in May.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
That'll be great.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Martin Short kicks as he's he's a genius.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Does Parker Fox know who Martin Short is? Don't answer?
Do we think he knows who Martin?
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Well?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Basically no? Can he can he in any way prove
that he's Like? Is he the guy from such and such?
You think he can name one?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yes? I think he can do that. I think he
can do one. No, no, no, Magie, no, Parker.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Can you name anything or tell us anything about the
iconic comedian Mark.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I got Vladimir Tear.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
The only thing I know about him is I think
he's Canadian. But that's he's right. That's the only thing.
I couldn't tell you a show or a movie or
if he sang or anything.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I give it to that man. Yeah, he accounts. Yeah, Yeah,
that's all I got c TV and all that jazz.
That's the first one I think of building or whatever.
He's freaking hilarious. Yeah, I've seen I've seen his face. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Oh he does the Santa Claus Santa Claus movie maybe.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah, Jack Frost, Yeah, he's absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
So anyway, documentary Martin Short comes out in May one,
that'll be great.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Speaking of Netflix, Nielsen, which is the most reliable source
of ratings on the planet, well said.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Very very accurate, Thank you, Nilsen.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
They say that Christmas twenty twenty five on Netflix was
the biggest streaming day ever. Stranger Things had a big
launch that day. That that was like that second batch
of shows, and of course it had the Minnesota Vikings
had NFL. So between Stranger Things and the NFL, biggest
day in streaming history was Netflix and Christmas Day.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Don't forget Snoop and Snoop at halftime? Yes, did you
forget Snoop? I did not forget.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I don't forget about forget about Tray, and I did
not forget about Snoop.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Parker forgot about Martin Short. I never know him. You
didn't live through Martin Short, and you didn't live.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Through the ninety eight baseball season. I missed him both,
and you played basketball and essentially missed all of Michael
Jordan as well. I got Lebron. See you do have
Lebron labron Ron. All right, let's try let's try the
youth game again. Oh god, it was thirty two years
ago today, Parker Fox, so before you were born, But
(25:22):
thirty two years ago today. Lorena Bobbitt was found not guilty.
Do you know what Lorena Bobbitt was famous for? He
don't answer, Paul, put your hands down. Yes, Chris would
have slept with her. He doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
He temporarily loses that. He'll sew it back out again.
I'd be better off without it. Does he know who
Lorena Bobbitt is?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Or no? No, No, there's no chance.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
I just kind of half gave it away if I
was not payas maybe it wasn't listening to me.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
People tune me out. No, I don't tune you out.
Bit something or something to the other. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Now you're tipping your hand, Matt. Do you do you
think he knows the or not?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
No? No, Parish, it sounds like you don't never even heard. Wow,
just no hawk would one of them female? I mean,
that's a little lowered.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
One of the most famous trials and scandals of the
nineties was the Lorena Bobbitt and John Bobby John Wayne
and Bobbitt. He was a piece of crap. He was
an abusive husband, so.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
She cut it off. Did threw it out a window?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Parker More, They found it in a field and sowed
it back on Tommy Jack.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Tommy was fired up. What device did she use to knife?
I think?
Speaker 6 (26:39):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Was it one of the yeah, one of the documentaries off?
Speaker 8 (26:43):
They show it after it's it's yeah. I cried because
it was still larger than mine. It's a gross picture field.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
No what I'm about to say, Parker, You're gonna think
I'm making up.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I'm not. Okay. They sewed it back on.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
John Wayne Bobbitt later went on to star in such
films as John Wayne Bobbitt, Uncut and Franken Penis.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That's right? Has hawks seen either of them? One billion percent? Matt,
they're making this up. Matt listens to the show. He's
not bailing. He knows this is the deal. He knows
you've seen Frank and Penis. Are the parks where I
have to turn it down. Just a little bit of
the kids in the car. Totally.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
This sounds like it's straight out of a cartoon. But
a Washington State man used a frying pan to thwart
off a home.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Invasion at his house last week.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
I guess you just grabbed the first thing you can grab,
and if it's a frying pan, then you have yep,
you go cartoon on it and just hit people in
the face.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
That would hurts. I mean that's metal. He was cas
Iron Kevin exactly. Frying pan to the face. I use
an dropping you know what act me as Parker Comedy
Club downtown. It's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Police in New York City are searching for three armed
robbers who stole one hundred thousand three arms. Those guys
they stole one hundred thousand dollars worth of merge from
a Pokemon store. Another Pokemon robbery. They were catched that
one guy from Forrest Lake.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, we've had an answer like nine times that I
can't remember.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, I think they did better. I can't remember. No,
I'm with you. I we I think we even got
the definitive answer. And I've already forgotten what the defendant
Hawk Corey and I bent on it. Yeah, yeah, I lost.
It's okay.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Today is National one Liner Day, and here with his
best one.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Liner on National one Liner Day is the fans sauce
knock Knock. There that's not a knock knock joke. Target
store is kind of kind of give that one a shot.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
I'm mister Rogers. You ever go to Target for socks
and leave with home alone? Two on Blue Ray?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
That's normally my response when I tell that one. You
say that to yourself? Yeah? Oh yeah, hand do it again.
Do you ever go to Target first sock? No? Hold on? Yes, Target?
Do you ever go to Target for socks and leave
with home alone? Two on Blu ray?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Joke, Yes, Kevin, next time, I hope they catch you joke. Yes,
they did catch him. Old man Marley saved him to
cut his fingers off. Yes, Chris, your your your your groove.
But I told you I had a new bit idea
and I'd like to try it. Yeah, especially since Matt
is here and I want him to be involved. Nervous,
(30:02):
could you do me a favorite of know where's that way?
Would you load into the machine? The press conference clips?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Sure? The camera start? Yeah, that'd be great, Thank you,
Thank you for sure.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
The new bid also features meets us Paul Ambert. Okay,
and I don't know if you heard this or not.
Matt Walker, the head coach of the University Wisconsin River
Falls Falcons and national champions in football. But we had
a new bid last week called Meat Sauce Makes History, yep,
and it failed just terrible as failable.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I mean, the ratings went so low.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
According to Nielsen, Yeah, Harry Nielsen, he's been dead a
long time though, So we've refocused it. And by we,
I mean on the way here, I had this idea.
So today Meat Sauce Makes History is going to work
in this way.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
What happened in history, and we're going to go live
to the press conference where meet Sauce will be the
person and we're going to be asking him questions about
what happened.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
You ready, I'm excited? Okay, good on this date in history.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
In nineteen seventy six, from London's Heathrow Airports outside of Paris,
the first concord was commercial passengers simultaneously took flight. Two
of them January twenty firs, nineteen seventy six. London flight
went to Bakrong. The Paris flight went to Rio de Janeiro.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
We have one of.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
The pilots at the podium here. This is Chuck Yeager. Hello,
and Chuck's going to be taking questions. Anybody have any questions.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
For Chuck.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Chuck, what is the difference between a concord and the
standard airplane?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Thank you man with really beady eyes.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
I think a concord goes really fast in a regular.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Airporte of this plane. Excuse me, I just flew in
and I'm jet lag.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
So I think a concord flight goes faster than a
normal flight. Wow, thank you, Pee, We thank you for
showing up to anyone else at Chuck. How fast does
it go? About eight hundred and seventy five miles an hour?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
It's pretty fast.
Speaker 7 (32:09):
Hey, Chuck, you were you were flying over water to
Rio de jan Era. What would have happened if the
plane would have failed over the water. Well, sir, you're
very tall. We would have skipped like a rock to
our destination.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Hey, hey, Chuck, just for accuracy the eyes. As a journalist,
I want to make sure everything's correct.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Did you just spell your last name for me? Chuck? No,
that's your first name.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
I just want to make sure I have it right
when I write this story. Chuck, how do you spell
your last name?
Speaker 7 (32:37):
C h u c K.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, we got that part. Why his g E R
do it again?
Speaker 8 (32:46):
C h U c K? Why a.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
G r a Chuck Jagger, I got a question, go
ahead and tall down. How did the plane get in
the air from the ground.
Speaker 8 (33:04):
Well, they got me off because I'm a fat slob,
and it took off with ease.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Wow. So didn't you just say you flew the plane? Sir?
You were annoying? Oh you can't handle the heat.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
These are pretty standard question, Blacks, Chris Thomason, I know
it's where he was going.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Any other questions for Chuck Yeger? Any other coach? Any
questions for Chuck Yeger?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Did you or did you not become the first man
to break the sound barrier?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Good question? That was Tom Hanks and a movie Cocktail?
Is Chuck Yeger? Actually? Is that guy?
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Right?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Hey? Hey Chuck? Oh God, what wicked witch? You know
this is.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
A handful of years before Tom Hanks was not in
the movie Cocktail. Tom Hanks isn't even a big deal yet.
I don't even know who he is.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
You know what the difference between me and you is
even in nineteen I park in my garage and you don't,
so go away, Christmas.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I apologize to the man quickly. Yeah, go ahead, please,
you gotta go. He's got another flight catch I was
a little rude there. I'm very sorry, Chuck Yager. Thanks apologies.
That's okay, y A g e R. Isn't that how?
It's a close white e A. Yeah, yeah you did great.
Why didn't know your name? Were the Wicked Witch here?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I know she's here for the she's writing for the well,
thank you. I have to go aboard the concour aboard it,
go aboard the concert. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
See, Matt, that's how it's done. Yeah, I'm impressed. Would
like to do another one.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
It was on this day in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
The John McEnroe was disqualified from the Australian Open.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
For being a brat perfect.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
And we go live to the podium as John mcelroe's
taking questions. Go ahead, anybody, Joe?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Well, I was playing tennis and I hit the ball
towards the line and then this person was I said
it was out and I yelled, why so serious?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
We should have done it one? Yeah, pushed on, guys,
that's what happens. That's when you go four on fourth
down too many times. Coach right there, that's what I
just hate. Hey, John, just for accuracy, How do you
spell your last name j H M E N R
O E nice.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
But spelled John Roll peek behind the curtain Hawk has
it in very large print on the computer in front
of me.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Oh my gosh, all right, thank you again, Thank you,
miss hot dog.
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Chris.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I guess on the way to work. You're gonna have
to think of a new idea next week. I got
plenty of them.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
That was fun, that was good, that was something. Okay, sorry,
it's not the initials game Abbit.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
That's Friday at eight fifteen, Pablo Lopez. The Minnesota Twins
will be here this week.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
That'll do it.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Oh all right, try this. We're gonna let Maco first, Matt.
Hopefully your kids aren't listening.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
They should be in school.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
The US, according to a new survey, ranks fifteenth on
a list of the most promiscuous countries in the world.
What country would you guess is the most promiscuous country
in the world. Hard to guess, but why not. Let's
play a little geography game. My number one Spain, Spain,
(36:41):
Mark Parrish got a shot. France, France, Parker Fox, Thailand.
You're on a list, Chris Hockey, Meco Sauce alask Dear God,
(37:03):
just go home.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
We did that. Wow, saw Zach Netherlands, Netherlands. That's a
good guess.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
According to this study, the least promiscuous is India, which
is crazy because they have a billion people, so they're
doing something. They just might not get around as much.
The most promiscuous.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Australia. Well it's the land down under. It sure is.
I got that right, buddy.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
So apparently for a good time, go to Australia. Can
anybody relate to this? A guy in England told his
wife to stop entering stupid contests.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh boy, but she did not listen.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
So she paid thirty dollars to be in a big
charity raffle and won six million dollars. Wow, she won
a six million dollar house on a lake. She also
went over three hundred thousand dollars in cash. They've been
married for thirty eight years. She told her order, this
is precisely why I never listened to my husband.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
You want to hear it because she sounds real sexy.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
She does.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I got it right here by your way. Oh man,
there it is, he go. No, it was a knock
at the door.
Speaker 9 (38:15):
The next thing I know, mate is telling me I've
won a four point five million pound house that morning.
We've been talking about downsize him, and now we've upsized.
I've been entering for four years and he's been moaning
at me for four years, and now we're millionaires.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I'm really glad I don't listen to him, and I'm
very glad you don't listen to me as well.
Speaker 9 (38:35):
And we haven't decided long term what we're going to
do yet, but we are certainly going to enjoy it.
In thanks for the two hundred and fifty thousand pounds
that will make us to stay here and not have
to worry about anything for many years.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
I can promise you this six million dollar lake house
has like a six car garage.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
And because he told her to not do this, he's
he's barking in the driveway.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
He has no chance winning court, of course.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Biologists are baffled after a coyote was filmed swimming to
Alcatraz Island. It's unclear where it came from. If it
came from San Francisco, it would have had to swim
or ride the current for a mile and a quarter.
Experts are also speculating it could have been swept in
from marrin or Angel Island, where a family of coyotes
(39:22):
recently started living after swimming in from North Bay. Biologists
at Alcatraz say this was the first time they've ever
seen anything like this. I'm gonna guess there was a
lady coyote, you know what I mean? Like that sloth video,
That man sloth video is the best ever, the.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Funniest bit of all time. Yeah. Man, so, but it
didn't make it. It made it. It made it on
the island, that's right, man, Yeah, where's she at? All right?
I'm just going to read some numbers.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
You guys can ask questions because I don't have the answers,
but Sauce, I know you've flown a concord before.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yes, and an actual place I knew.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
The report says that weight loss drugs could save airlines
five hundred and fifty million dollars annually in fuel costs
because the drugs would lighten passengers. New analysis from Jeffrey's
Research Services says that drugs like ozepic and we govy
could result in a society that is approximately ten percent slimmer,
and if that happens, the passenger weight across flights would
(40:22):
fall by about two percent, and that reduction would roughly
translate into one point five percent in fuel savings for airlines.
So they're saying if the WEGOVY and OZEPIC numbers stay
on the track, that they think something like five hundred
and eighty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
In annual fuel savings for airlines.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
It's gonna get easier too, because like Olivia's got the pill,
now the we GOV pill, which you know, a lot
of people out there that want to take the shots,
don't like the shots.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I would one hundred percent do that. I don't want
to give myself the shot. Are you afraid of needles?
Speaker 6 (40:54):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (40:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
What else? Am I afraid of? Corey literacy? A toothbrush?
Who said that I didn't want it? He made me?
Speaker 5 (41:09):
You learn me? Do it made you?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
It's just you and I in here, you monster? I
got that's not a gun, cap gun.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
The average Parker, You go first, The average fifty something
in America has a net worth of how much.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Money minus twenty networks.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Take Chris out of this average fifty something networth, So
that includes all money, all property, all assets. Yeah, one
hundred and eighty anybody else?
Speaker 6 (41:44):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Man Parish, Uh I'm gonna give us a little more
credit and go five.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Hundred, five hundred, Matt three fifty three, fifty Sauce, uh
two seventy five, Chris six seventy five, Zachary or.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Twenty boys are nice. You guys have no faith in America.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
The average fifty something in America now has a net
worth of one point four million dollars. The average sixty
something is slightly more at one point six million.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Wow. I assume the logic is when you're in.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Your fifties or your sixties, you probably have a good
chunk of your house paid off. That's equity than whatever
you have in your four oh one k, whatever you
have in the bank. And obviously there's a whole bunch
of people that are much much richer that help pull
up the average. But still one point four million, sure
is your average number? Now for nets worth. That's not
liquid cash, that's just networth.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I am not average. You can't buy anything with liquid cas.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
You have a national championship, you know, we get that
trophy there, man Corey, Yes, sir.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
The Las Vegas severe keep Talking has become so popular
it's getting a sibling. The governor of Maryland says a
smaller severe will be built in National Harbor, just a
few minutes from downtown Washington, DC. They're gonna spendbout two
hundred million dollars on the public private partnership. He says
the jobs and money from the shows will create about
one billion dollars in annual revenue. Don't know how much
(43:08):
smaller it's going to be, but it'll be another Sofia.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
I feel both ways about this, right.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
It's cool that other people have access to it in
different parts of the world, but there is something cool
that it's unique to Vegas, right, Yeah, but didn't Zach
didn't They almost build one in London and then they
scrapped the plans for it.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Wasn't that, Yeah, they were supposed to. I didn't. Yeah,
I didn't see the update on that. But uh yeah,
I don't know why this location exactly right. Wasn't it
losing money? I don't know? Uh, yeah, it just I
think it was it was so expensive to build. Yeah, Matt,
have you are you a big Vegas guy? I was
(43:44):
hoping we'd go there. I am, Oh, you are you are?
I'm not like generally Okay, that's the rest of us.
I got to ask you. Have you guys ever been
to the l Cortes an old downtown Yeah, Chris lost Downtown. Yeah,
I love it.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
I don't need this strip. I just I'm Old Downtown.
I've never been, And then I went for the first time.
My father and some of his buddies used to go,
and I didn't know what I was doing first time there,
so I called my dad and I'm like, yeah, you
can't find a black check table, fro under thirty bucksy
where are you? I'm like, well, I'm on the strip.
He goes go to all Cortes and Old Downtown. I'm
like done, I haven't left there since I got like
(44:26):
three dollars blackever you need, I got whatever.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
I don't need to go anywhere but there. And man,
I love it.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
You're going to hang out, hang out in downtown. I
don't need to go to strip ever. Downtown is awesome.
Fair enough, A man, dude's super nice media, well done,
congratulations and all your success.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
That's it's an unbelievable run. Fifteen ish years now right,
fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Of river Falls finally pays off with the national title
championship trophy. Looks awesome, Go play thanks so much for
letting me do this. This was a dream come true
for real, this is yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
We'll have to do it against absolutely, let's play the
Initials game soon, we'll do it. Give me a call,
we'll do it. Mark Parrish, where can people see you
or hear you?
Speaker 5 (45:06):
Next, we're down at the Unities Heroes League for the
Hockey Day Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
I'll be down there all day to day.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
We got a celebrity game tonight at six and then
I got to tell you what game Friday.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
And I'll be down to the rest of the weekend too.
Come on down and say hi.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Then, Parker, you're broadcasting Friday where Friday will be on
the fan, Saturday will be on FanDuel.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Dude, do the best. Congratulations, appreciate you guys.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
All right, powered your back Tomorrow five thirty nine, nine
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Speaker 3 (00:32):
We continue to disappoint our new friend and guest, Matt Walker.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I know he expected we did much more work in.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Here, but Nikky sees now that we just sit around
talking then come back and talk more.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah, yeah, How unimpressed are you? I am not disappointed? Okay,
exactly what I was hoping.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well that if you're not watching it, said campan dot com.
Slash watch right now, you're not seeing the national championship
trophy sitting just between Mark Parrish and our new friend,
Matt Walker, who's the head coach of the u W
River Falls Falcons, the national championship in football in Division three. Congratulations, Uh, Mark,
that's a trophy.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yeah, it's nice to be close to a national championship.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Actually, didn't you get close with St.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Clauda?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Okay, I don't know what that was.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
That wasn't much that n C double A I think
on the trophy looks like a gold medal.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Don't you have a gold silver? Okay, well, you know what,
anything else you want to talk about? I think you
six times making the n A two playoffs, not getting
out of the first round.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well you're great. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
On Friday and in overtime he gave you a run though.
Yeah good, Yeah, yeah, I did not bear trap.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Scared me when he tied me up at the end there. Yeah,
puts you in a bear trap, coach. What is the
hardest position to fill on a football team?
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Oh, big guys and cover kids are hard to find
in the college level. Most of the skill kids want
to be receivers and touch the football.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
These great athletic big kids.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
There's not enough of them to go around. We all
want great athletic, big long guys. Hard to find. Yeah,
so yeah, probably edge long big guys and cover kids
is what we always say.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
What about the what about the stereotype that Wisconsin is
filled with just giant farm kids. Is it easier to
find defensive linemen and offensive linemen that are just big,
you know, rough dudes at the bail hay every day and.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Twenty one?
Speaker 6 (02:39):
There's probably something to the blue collar clientele we have,
and but we get it from Minnesota too, But we
we're kind of a blue collar group. We attract that,
the school attracts that. We're a broad criculum. We have kids,
and I think we have forty seven different majors represented
on our team. But we got some mad kids and
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they're tough, and.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, yeah, is it hard to find specialty like long
snappers and kickers.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
We've been pretty blessed with that. Actually, that long snapping things.
It's kind of like this is going to be wrong,
But like hockey's got its own little world, right, left
handed pitchers have their own little snappers and kickers have
their own little world too.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
We've we've been lucky. We've got some We've had some
really good ones in some great ones. In fact, there's
a guy named Kyle Stelter. He's the River Falls grad,
had a little cup of coffee I think with the Jets,
but he runs a special team to you is what
he calls it. And he's one of the leading long
snapping coaches for all the professional football snappers in the
entire country. Wow, amazing he's based out of a player,
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but yeah, incredible.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We kind of have this little little niche with long snapping. Yeah,
that's interesting, coach.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Coach, I've always been curious about like your kind of
perspective on high school athletes, Like, obviously you're recruiting football players,
but do you look at like other sports and kids'
ability to go play basketball, play hockey or or baseball
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Is that something that intrigues you as like multiple sport athletes.
I'm super intrigued with multiple sport athletes.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
I'm so tired of the people that say we support
multi sport athletes and then don't support multi sport athletes.
This drives me the na because they know it's the
right thing to say, and then they're having nine practices
a week for their club team and you can't do
anything else.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm just so against it.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
And I played two sports in college and all for
it for sure. I think it's what we need to
be doing.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Yeah, so much specialization, is it's crazy? Hockey academies perish.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, yeah, it's your fault, it's all It's all my fault. Yeah,
I was the one that worked super hard in the summer. Yeah, no,
it's it's It's funny though, you know, the we've talked
about that at the NHL level for quite a while now.
And it's as much as multi sports. I grew up
playing you know, football, baseball, anything, anything I could play. Uh,
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It's it's hard to argue against some of these kids
now though, with their skill and the talent that are
getting into the NHL and just taking the world by storm. Storm.
So absolutely love multi sports. Uh, Like I said, that
was the way I grew up. But at the same time,
for for the for the kids that that crave it
and and that wanted that much, you have to have
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that outlet for them.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And there are plenty of them. And I get it.
I get it.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I do, and I just hope it's the kids that
want it, not the parents. And because yeah, we've all
seen those nightmares. This talk about the mess in high
level college football, This youth sports is a mess right now,
and yeah, we gotta we gotta figure it out too.
And here I am bashing then, I'm coaching every d
m U sports Teama Valley, but yeah, we got.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
To get a handle on that as well. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's time for Fan five on the Power Drift presented
by Builders and Remodelers.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Builders and remodelers.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
All right, coach, you mentioned that you you played baseball,
you like baseball.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
We haven't mentioned this once yet.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Carlos Beltran and Andrew Jones both elected to the Baseball
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
A bunch of the big name still left off.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Like like Rodriguez and Manny Ramirez. I think Ramirez was
in his tenth year, so it looks like it's over
for him. But the steroid era is just of course
did not age well. But Beltran and Andrew Jones both
in incredible players.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Kind of in my prime of watching Major League baseball.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I'm all for letting those guys all in with the asterix.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I think they got to be in. They tell the
story of the history of baseball. We got they got
to be in me and Barry Bonds is the best
player to ever walk the planet, and Roger Clemens and
Alex Yet yet four of maybe the best ten players
to ever walk our planet put an asterix or something.
But they tell the story of our of our game.
I say our game. I love baseball, but same reason
I wanted Pete Rose in the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah yeah, Manny Ramirez a rod like I said, definitely
feeling that wrath for sure, right.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Because it's a part of the history of baseball. You
know that that era, steroid era is what it is.
But I think they need to be in to tell
the story.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I think he was thirty something percent, so not even close.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
It's weird because they all profited off of that, the owners, everybody,
and now they're like, no, that didn't exist. We're not
helping those guys at all. Barry Bonds may have taken
a bunch of steroids, it's still the hardest thing in
sports to do, and he did it at a high level.
He should be in a rod should be in, Like
you said, they should all be in.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
But the numbers are inflated.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Yeah, And I'm not a proponent of celebrating the I'm sorry, Bud,
I'm not celebrating the performance enhancing drug use, but I
am I want I'm in with with an asterisk to
tell the story.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Lagged the Jews, Yep, we all do Jews. I do.
I would like to get some Jews. Was somebody give
me jews please?
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Wasn't the Pete Rose thing that he allegedly never bet
against his own team.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I gotta believe that's not true, you know, because we
know a little something about gamble, won't you?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Sorry you can't stop? Yeah? Oh yeah, wins right, you're
trying to win money. Who cares what team you're betting?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Not?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
That's right, and the other the other double edged sword,
Matt is the the greatest season in the history of
baseball was nineteen ninety eight, and that was nothing but steroids. Right,
it was the greatest saved baseball. It was the best.
Who cares if they were choosing hit it? Hit it
to Tim buck too? Who cares to watch it?
Speaker 8 (08:23):
I don't care?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Who do you play for?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
I was watching so much, so much fun to watch. Yeah, yeah,
it's it's a shame it's tainted.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
With with the steroids.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
But got it was and the greatest commercial ever with
the chicks dig the long ball commercials.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, so good that it made it fun, made it
Parker wasn't even na I mean, I can assume it
was sweet. It was the best. It was. It was
negative one years old, amazing something. Come on, you missed
the golden age of baseball eight? Yeah you did. I
was there the year.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
My cousins are from San Francisco, five home runs before
Barry Bonds broke the record.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Wow. I was in attendance, so that was a great stadium.
That was unbelievable. I love that baseball. Did he hit
one in that game?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Though?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
They I mean hit one every game.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
I mean we were in the outfield too, We're like,
let's get one of his you know, his his his
ball runs, get his balls.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
But tiny unbelievable. Yeah, I gotta be. You don't care
yours already?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Are?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You don't care if you need a bit morning have
these things?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
They're all wrinkled. Yeah, I agree, Tom.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
The Jazz were double digit underdog to the Timberwolves, but
they come back in the fourth quarter and win one.
Twenty seven Kanti George courtA career high forty three for
the Jazz. Ace Bailey had twenty. He drilled the three
in Parker's face last year, uh and had thirty eight,
but on eleven of twenty eight shooting. That's not super efficient.
The Wolves are now twenty seven and seventeen up next
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the Bulls at Target Center on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, we're a pretty good position there.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
I think we ended up climbing all the way to
second in the West and then you lose a couple
and next thing you know, you're fourth or fifth, So,
but it's a game of runs, it's a game of
highs and lows.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
The Wolves will be all right.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
We were talking the other day, like, who are teams
that make you nervous? I think Oklahoma is one of
those teams. I think Houston's one of those teams, and
San Antonio one of those teams. But outside of those three,
I feel pretty confident. We've continued to have Denver's number,
and then some of these other teams are a little
beaten and battered.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
But we'll be all right, right hawk.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, that's right, bab, We're gonna be alright. Yep'd be cool.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
The Wild loss of the Canadians late Coal caw Field
scored with fifteen seconds to go to.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Winning for Montreal.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Up next a four game home stand for the Minnesota Wild,
including Detroit tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
At eight thirty.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, yeah, hey, one, two or three. Tough finish on
the on the road, but it was a tough schedule,
three games in four nights, three different cities. Obviously, Now
get a chance to come home and yeah, get some
rest in their own bed, get a little home cooking,
get in front of the hometown out and get a
couple of wins at home?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
All right, dumb question. Dumb hockey question.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
You know, like when a when a quarterback plays super
well for like six to eight games and then all
of a sudden he starts getting his butt kick and
everybody says, well, now there's enough tape where the other
defenses have figured him out. Yeah, is Walsteed kind of
experiencing that because he was like unbelievable the first couple
of months and now he's getting rocked a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
No, last night wasn't his fault? Ball said, played well
last night?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Is there truth when hockey? Does that happen or not? Really?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Well? Yeah, no, definitely that does happen. You know, because
you will get a book on guys. Guys will start
to learn your you know, the weaknesses, your strengths. But
that's also part of growing up and adjusting as a
goaltender in the NHL. He's gonna you're going to go
through moments like this where guys are going to kind
of find a spot and pick you apart a little bit,
and he's going to make some adjustments and figure it
out and continue to be a spectacular goaltender. And that's
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just the that's just being a young goalie in the league.
It's just going to happen, and it even happens to
veterans where they just kind of get off for a
little while you don't know why, and get back, just
keep working hard and get back at it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
So that final goal, who whose fault was it? Favor?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Yeah, rock, he got. He took a breath, He took
a breath. He hate he was on caw Field. He
kind of got pucks, goot puck watching a little bit,
looked over his left shoulder, and Cawfield just took a
step and a half separation. And that guy has that
little Wisconsin boy, he's got an absolute cannon of a
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shot and he can pick a corner.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And that's just it.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Literally was the one guy they're looking to set up
and the one guy that we did not want to
get the puck.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
On his stick.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
And hey, that's what makes skill guys skilled. They get
open even against great defense. All Right, one last hardcore
hockey question.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Billy g got ripped a little bit for going to
the well with Vladimir Tarasenko. It's like we got him
like thirty years past his prime, Like what are we
doing with Tarasenko? Yeah, he's been like a nice surprise
two goals last night. I mean, he's been a streaky guy.
But your overall thoughts on Tarasenko, what three four months
into the season.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
I like it because you're adding the depth scoring is
something that we've been looking for, right, And yeah, you're
not getting Vladimir Tarasenko in his prime when he was
you know, probably your first line left winger, you know,
scoring forty goals a year, not getting that same exact guy.
But what we're getting is the depth player. And if
he can still contribute, he can still kick in in
games here and there, have a couple of goals, take
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some weight off of the big boys, off capriz Of
and Boldie, so they don't have to do it every
single night. I mean, yeah, I've loved what he's brought.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
To the table.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
And obviously you bring another power play, bringing a left
handed shot on the power play, another left handed shot
on the power play.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
But you know, I liked that move.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah, I know people maybe got a little bit upset
because it's that age, right, and when you're going to
bring an age, you hope that they can produce. But
Vladimir tara Sinkle not only can still score the score goals,
but he does have a Stanley Cup on his Stanley
Cup ring excuse me, on his finger, so he brings
a lot more than just scoring goals.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Well, I mean, if you're a little jealous, you just
want to touch this trophy and feel what that's like.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, tuggs everybody that feels good.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's heavier than you think.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
And I picked it up. I literally he tried to
take it home.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, I didn't fit in my back again.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Now, Matt Walker's our guessed the head coach of the
UW River Falls Falcons National champions Division II football. They
should congratulations again, thanks for coming in.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Appreciate it very much. What still surprises you about your job?
Speaker 6 (14:25):
You know, I think that, uh, this generation of kids
is getting bashed and and you know, everybody thinks the
the end of the world with these kids.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
But I agree, relax, Tom Shane agreed it's over for
the youth.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I my slice of guys I work with.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
I would tell you I don't believe that there's such
good kids and they're motivated and they want to be led,
and they want to do the right thing, and they
work their butt off for you. So I would tell
you this isn't surprising, that was the question. But like
one of the things I'm thankful for and love is
that the slice of eyes from the generation that I have,
I love them and I think that it makes me
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feel good about our world.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Is it true as a head coach that if you
get a phone call at two or three in the morning,
you almost always know that that's a bad phone call
and it's gonna be some kind of situation that you're
gonna I do.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
And we have a team rule that if you're if
you know you're gonna get in trouble, I have I
better hear it from you first or your punishment's going
to be worse.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
And so it is funny.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
I'll get some of these freshmen that'll have the you
know who, we all got caught with some beers in
the norms. So I'll get the occasional eighteen to nineteen
year old calling me at two in the morning, and.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
My wife will get my wife like, oh god, what
freshmen got caught? Right?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
And here they are trying to be all serious and
they're probably intoxicated, coach, but I'm like, hey, you did
the right thing. You told me first. So they're they're
punishments less. So yes, I get them, not a lot.
Thank God, I got a pretty good group. And that's
a tough call. And as I said, the freshmen are,
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they're freaked out by me still for the most part.
That the older guys know I'm a pushover. They're they're
not scared anymore. But I'm their buddy. But the freshman scared.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
How do you think your players would describe you as
a coach?
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Oh, I think that they would say in the positive
right way. I walk the line of being their buddy
as much as their their coach. Like I love college
sports because I love being around these kids and this
aged kids, and they keep me young. It's funny, like
it feels like overnight, I was the young coach for Song.
I was at twenty three, I was the head baseball
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coach at DePaul. At twenty eight, I was the head
football coach there. And even when I got here, I
was in my thirties. And but it feels like overnight,
I've become the old guy.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Now.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
They joke with me about things I make fun of
my father for, you know, like I can't see anymore
without glasses on, and then I can't work the computer
and the team meetings.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
But I'd like to think that they they feel comfortable
telling me anything, making that call. As hard as it is,
they are comfortable and that I'm that I'm I'm I'm a.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Good like I said I joked about earlier.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
But I feel like I'm a normal dude and a
profession of crazies. And I say, don't get confused with
my competitiveness, like, I'm normal, but nobody wants to play
me in ping pong in the locker room.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, because you're a psycho competitor.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Like, yeah, so I don't know what the rules are
as far as staffing goes, But do you have enough employees?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Do you have enough help? You know, I think we
all want more help. I don't want to get myself
in troll with my employer.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah, I think that we I'd say we're to the
average Division III football staff.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Probably a guy or too short with full time.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
I'm blessed with an army of guys, with these part
time volunteer guys, guys that play for me, You like,
go into your question what they'd say about me. The
answer might be, like most of the guys that play
for they want to hang around. They want to coach
for us, They want to be a part of the
program forever. So I have a lot of great help
with guys that just got done playing with me. I'm
blessed in town River Falls. I have three former head
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coaches from the high school level that are on my
staff as part time guys. And so we're we're making well,
you know, we're an army. I think we have a
twenty three coaches. When you see our list of coaches,
now there's you know, three or four of us that
are that are receiving benefits and working. But yeah, i'd
be great to have some more full because the recruiting
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piece happens all day. You know, those guys are coming
in and you know they have other jobs, are coming
in the afternoons for practice and stuff. But the recruiting
pieces is sun up to sundown. So you need more
everyday office guys if you can get them.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
What was the party like after you won?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Was it coffee and croissance or was it basically keg stands.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It's funny.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
My my wife was saying, how Signette's getting all this
fun attention for having the one beer.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Yeah, and she's like, good thing. They don't know how
many beers, because it was a thousand.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I was. It was, Yeah, it was so cool.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
In the hotel we were staying at, they gave me
a kind of the suite and so.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
I had this little boarder room off of this suite
that I had. So my family went with me. Think god,
it was so cool. We spent the whole week together.
And then here's every branch of my life collided that
night again. Here's here's the college crew, here's my high
school buddies. All my family is there. Here's former players,
current players, current player families.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
R A. D. Trent, who's sitting over here?
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Everybody, and here's every walk of my life, at least,
let's say five to ten representatives of it all crammed
in this little wing.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
In fact, we got in trouble.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
They called the cops at the hotel where we're at
because we were being too loud.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
In the head coaches room. But dude, we just won
the national time, so we weren't even being that bad.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
I mean, the thousand beers might have been a part
of it.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
It was a good party. Good party. Well deserved another
one this year. Maybe Vitetri March to your party this year.
You're always in the party with you, all right. Now,
that's Matt Walker of River Falls. Will we'll do headlines
as we come back. Parker Fox is here as well.
Mark Parish is here. This is the power.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
She leaves.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
Come. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
You know, if you'd been born a little earlier, Matt,
you would have heard this band not far from where
you grew up.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
I do wish could have gone and seen Rise Rise.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, you could have seen it.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Did you play in in the Elkhart bar scene?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
We didn't know.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I did with my band Stone Blind, but that was
even farther before your time.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, I know a man was storm Blind. The band
didn't were. Uh yeah, good said five of you and
that one lady hung out out to dinner.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah that's right, that's exactly that's what happens to me. Okay,
cool for a bite. Did you ever go see Molly
Cruet Marcus Square Arena?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Uh not Molly Crue, But I saw Neil diamond at
Marcus Squirina Man I love, Yeah, my dad loves Neil Diamonds.
That was my first concert, man, I saw him. I'm
gonna admit this two times. All My own wife and
I went and saw him on the rocks, kidding me,
love Neil. You see the movie yet, No, I've heard
about it. It's not truly a Neil Diamond history movie though, right.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
It's a little go in ready to cry. It's unbelievably sad.
It's a heck of a movie and it's well acted,
but it is nothing like I thought I was gonna be.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I don't want to keep hearing it's just not what
you think it's going to be. I'm ready though.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah. So no eighties rock for you all though? Oh yeah, yeah,
all of them. Yeah, but I didn't see.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
I wasn't have a huge concert guy until I got
a little older. But yeah, I uh, my wife's music,
she's our music person, so we're in this music rock
and roll. I saw Elton John at Soldier Field.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Absolute and I wouldn't have gone to that on my own,
but that was pretty cool. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I saw Kid Rocket Soldier Field. Yeah, no, kidding, Yeah,
I don't know why this one stopped, because everybody wants
to rock and roll. All right, well, let's try this now.
It's time for headlines. Headlines. Here we go, Let's go
around the world and see what's going on.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
There's a documentary on Martin Short called Marty Life Is
Short that hits Netflix in May.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
That'll be great.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Martin Short kicks as he's he's a genius.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Does Parker Fox know who Martin Short is? Don't answer?
Do we think he knows who Martin?
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Well?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Basically no? Can he can he in any way prove
that he's Like? Is he the guy from such and such?
You think he can name one?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yes? I think he can do that. I think he
can do one. No, no, no, Magie, no, Parker.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Can you name anything or tell us anything about the
iconic comedian Mark.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I got Vladimir Tear.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
The only thing I know about him is I think
he's Canadian. But that's he's right. That's the only thing.
I couldn't tell you a show or a movie or
if he sang or anything.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I give it to that man. Yeah, he accounts. Yeah, Yeah,
that's all I got c TV and all that jazz.
That's the first one I think of building or whatever.
He's freaking hilarious. Yeah, I've seen I've seen his face. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Oh he does the Santa Claus Santa Claus movie maybe.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah, Jack Frost, Yeah, he's absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
So anyway, documentary Martin Short comes out in May one,
that'll be great.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Speaking of Netflix, Nielsen, which is the most reliable source
of ratings on the planet, well said.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Very very accurate, Thank you, Nilsen.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
They say that Christmas twenty twenty five on Netflix was
the biggest streaming day ever. Stranger Things had a big
launch that day. That that was like that second batch
of shows, and of course it had the Minnesota Vikings
had NFL. So between Stranger Things and the NFL, biggest
day in streaming history was Netflix and Christmas Day.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Don't forget Snoop and Snoop at halftime? Yes, did you
forget Snoop? I did not forget.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I don't forget about forget about Tray, and I did
not forget about Snoop.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Parker forgot about Martin Short. I never know him. You
didn't live through Martin Short, and you didn't live.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Through the ninety eight baseball season. I missed him both,
and you played basketball and essentially missed all of Michael
Jordan as well. I got Lebron. See you do have
Lebron labron Ron. All right, let's try let's try the
youth game again. Oh god, it was thirty two years
ago today, Parker Fox, so before you were born, But
(25:22):
thirty two years ago today. Lorena Bobbitt was found not guilty.
Do you know what Lorena Bobbitt was famous for? He
don't answer, Paul, put your hands down. Yes, Chris would
have slept with her. He doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
He temporarily loses that. He'll sew it back out again.
I'd be better off without it. Does he know who
Lorena Bobbitt is?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Or no? No, No, there's no chance.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
I just kind of half gave it away if I
was not payas maybe it wasn't listening to me.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
People tune me out. No, I don't tune you out.
Bit something or something to the other. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Now you're tipping your hand, Matt. Do you do you
think he knows the or not?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
No? No, Parish, it sounds like you don't never even heard. Wow,
just no hawk would one of them female? I mean,
that's a little lowered.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
One of the most famous trials and scandals of the
nineties was the Lorena Bobbitt and John Bobby John Wayne
and Bobbitt. He was a piece of crap. He was
an abusive husband, so.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
She cut it off. Did threw it out a window?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Parker More, They found it in a field and sowed
it back on Tommy Jack.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Tommy was fired up. What device did she use to knife?
I think?
Speaker 6 (26:39):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Was it one of the yeah, one of the documentaries off?
Speaker 8 (26:43):
They show it after it's it's yeah. I cried because
it was still larger than mine. It's a gross picture field.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
No what I'm about to say, Parker, You're gonna think
I'm making up.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I'm not. Okay. They sewed it back on.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
John Wayne Bobbitt later went on to star in such
films as John Wayne Bobbitt, Uncut and Franken Penis.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That's right? Has hawks seen either of them? One billion percent? Matt,
they're making this up. Matt listens to the show. He's
not bailing. He knows this is the deal. He knows
you've seen Frank and Penis. Are the parks where I
have to turn it down. Just a little bit of
the kids in the car. Totally.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
This sounds like it's straight out of a cartoon. But
a Washington State man used a frying pan to thwart
off a home.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Invasion at his house last week.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
I guess you just grabbed the first thing you can grab,
and if it's a frying pan, then you have yep,
you go cartoon on it and just hit people in
the face.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
That would hurts. I mean that's metal. He was cas
Iron Kevin exactly. Frying pan to the face. I use
an dropping you know what act me as Parker Comedy
Club downtown. It's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Police in New York City are searching for three armed
robbers who stole one hundred thousand three arms. Those guys
they stole one hundred thousand dollars worth of merge from
a Pokemon store. Another Pokemon robbery. They were catched that
one guy from Forrest Lake.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, we've had an answer like nine times that I
can't remember.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, I think they did better. I can't remember. No,
I'm with you. I we I think we even got
the definitive answer. And I've already forgotten what the defendant
Hawk Corey and I bent on it. Yeah, yeah, I lost.
It's okay.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Today is National one Liner Day, and here with his
best one.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Liner on National one Liner Day is the fans sauce
knock Knock. There that's not a knock knock joke. Target
store is kind of kind of give that one a shot.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
I'm mister Rogers. You ever go to Target for socks
and leave with home alone? Two on Blue Ray?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
That's normally my response when I tell that one. You
say that to yourself? Yeah? Oh yeah, hand do it again.
Do you ever go to Target first sock? No? Hold on? Yes, Target?
Do you ever go to Target for socks and leave
with home alone? Two on Blu ray?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Joke, Yes, Kevin, next time, I hope they catch you joke. Yes,
they did catch him. Old man Marley saved him to
cut his fingers off. Yes, Chris, your your your your groove.
But I told you I had a new bit idea
and I'd like to try it. Yeah, especially since Matt
is here and I want him to be involved. Nervous,
(30:02):
could you do me a favorite of know where's that way?
Would you load into the machine? The press conference clips?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Sure? The camera start? Yeah, that'd be great, Thank you,
Thank you for sure.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
The new bid also features meets us Paul Ambert. Okay,
and I don't know if you heard this or not.
Matt Walker, the head coach of the University Wisconsin River
Falls Falcons and national champions in football. But we had
a new bid last week called Meat Sauce Makes History, yep,
and it failed just terrible as failable.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I mean, the ratings went so low.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
According to Nielsen, Yeah, Harry Nielsen, he's been dead a
long time though, So we've refocused it. And by we,
I mean on the way here, I had this idea.
So today Meat Sauce Makes History is going to work
in this way.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
What happened in history, and we're going to go live
to the press conference where meet Sauce will be the
person and we're going to be asking him questions about
what happened.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
You ready, I'm excited? Okay, good on this date in history.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
In nineteen seventy six, from London's Heathrow Airports outside of Paris,
the first concord was commercial passengers simultaneously took flight. Two
of them January twenty firs, nineteen seventy six. London flight
went to Bakrong. The Paris flight went to Rio de Janeiro.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
We have one of.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
The pilots at the podium here. This is Chuck Yeager. Hello,
and Chuck's going to be taking questions. Anybody have any questions.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
For Chuck.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Chuck, what is the difference between a concord and the
standard airplane?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Thank you man with really beady eyes.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
I think a concord goes really fast in a regular.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Airporte of this plane. Excuse me, I just flew in
and I'm jet lag.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
So I think a concord flight goes faster than a
normal flight. Wow, thank you, Pee, We thank you for
showing up to anyone else at Chuck. How fast does
it go? About eight hundred and seventy five miles an hour?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
It's pretty fast.
Speaker 7 (32:09):
Hey, Chuck, you were you were flying over water to
Rio de jan Era. What would have happened if the
plane would have failed over the water. Well, sir, you're
very tall. We would have skipped like a rock to
our destination.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Hey, hey, Chuck, just for accuracy the eyes. As a journalist,
I want to make sure everything's correct.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Did you just spell your last name for me? Chuck? No,
that's your first name.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
I just want to make sure I have it right
when I write this story. Chuck, how do you spell
your last name?
Speaker 7 (32:37):
C h u c K.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, we got that part. Why his g E R
do it again?
Speaker 8 (32:46):
C h U c K? Why a.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
G r a Chuck Jagger, I got a question, go
ahead and tall down. How did the plane get in
the air from the ground.
Speaker 8 (33:04):
Well, they got me off because I'm a fat slob,
and it took off with ease.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Wow. So didn't you just say you flew the plane? Sir?
You were annoying? Oh you can't handle the heat.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
These are pretty standard question, Blacks, Chris Thomason, I know
it's where he was going.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Any other questions for Chuck Yeger? Any other coach? Any
questions for Chuck Yeger?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Did you or did you not become the first man
to break the sound barrier?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Good question? That was Tom Hanks and a movie Cocktail?
Is Chuck Yeger? Actually? Is that guy?
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Right?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Hey? Hey Chuck? Oh God, what wicked witch? You know
this is.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
A handful of years before Tom Hanks was not in
the movie Cocktail. Tom Hanks isn't even a big deal yet.
I don't even know who he is.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
You know what the difference between me and you is
even in nineteen I park in my garage and you don't,
so go away, Christmas.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I apologize to the man quickly. Yeah, go ahead, please,
you gotta go. He's got another flight catch I was
a little rude there. I'm very sorry, Chuck Yager. Thanks apologies.
That's okay, y A g e R. Isn't that how?
It's a close white e A. Yeah, yeah you did great.
Why didn't know your name? Were the Wicked Witch here?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I know she's here for the she's writing for the well,
thank you. I have to go aboard the concour aboard it,
go aboard the concert. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
See, Matt, that's how it's done. Yeah, I'm impressed. Would
like to do another one.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
It was on this day in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
The John McEnroe was disqualified from the Australian Open.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
For being a brat perfect.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
And we go live to the podium as John mcelroe's
taking questions. Go ahead, anybody, Joe?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Well, I was playing tennis and I hit the ball
towards the line and then this person was I said
it was out and I yelled, why so serious?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
We should have done it one? Yeah, pushed on, guys,
that's what happens. That's when you go four on fourth
down too many times. Coach right there, that's what I
just hate. Hey, John, just for accuracy, How do you
spell your last name j H M E N R
O E nice.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
But spelled John Roll peek behind the curtain Hawk has
it in very large print on the computer in front
of me.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Oh my gosh, all right, thank you again, Thank you,
miss hot dog.
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Chris.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I guess on the way to work. You're gonna have
to think of a new idea next week. I got
plenty of them.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
That was fun, that was good, that was something. Okay, sorry,
it's not the initials game Abbit.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
That's Friday at eight fifteen, Pablo Lopez. The Minnesota Twins
will be here this week.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
That'll do it.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Oh all right, try this. We're gonna let Maco first, Matt.
Hopefully your kids aren't listening.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
They should be in school.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
The US, according to a new survey, ranks fifteenth on
a list of the most promiscuous countries in the world.
What country would you guess is the most promiscuous country
in the world. Hard to guess, but why not. Let's
play a little geography game. My number one Spain, Spain,
(36:41):
Mark Parrish got a shot. France, France, Parker Fox, Thailand.
You're on a list, Chris Hockey, Meco Sauce alask Dear God,
(37:03):
just go home.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
We did that. Wow, saw Zach Netherlands, Netherlands. That's a
good guess.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
According to this study, the least promiscuous is India, which
is crazy because they have a billion people, so they're
doing something. They just might not get around as much.
The most promiscuous.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Australia. Well it's the land down under. It sure is.
I got that right, buddy.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
So apparently for a good time, go to Australia. Can
anybody relate to this? A guy in England told his
wife to stop entering stupid contests.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh boy, but she did not listen.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
So she paid thirty dollars to be in a big
charity raffle and won six million dollars. Wow, she won
a six million dollar house on a lake. She also
went over three hundred thousand dollars in cash. They've been
married for thirty eight years. She told her order, this
is precisely why I never listened to my husband.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
You want to hear it because she sounds real sexy.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
She does.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I got it right here by your way. Oh man,
there it is, he go. No, it was a knock
at the door.
Speaker 9 (38:15):
The next thing I know, mate is telling me I've
won a four point five million pound house that morning.
We've been talking about downsize him, and now we've upsized.
I've been entering for four years and he's been moaning
at me for four years, and now we're millionaires.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I'm really glad I don't listen to him, and I'm
very glad you don't listen to me as well.
Speaker 9 (38:35):
And we haven't decided long term what we're going to
do yet, but we are certainly going to enjoy it.
In thanks for the two hundred and fifty thousand pounds
that will make us to stay here and not have
to worry about anything for many years.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
I can promise you this six million dollar lake house
has like a six car garage.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
And because he told her to not do this, he's
he's barking in the driveway.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
He has no chance winning court, of course.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Biologists are baffled after a coyote was filmed swimming to
Alcatraz Island. It's unclear where it came from. If it
came from San Francisco, it would have had to swim
or ride the current for a mile and a quarter.
Experts are also speculating it could have been swept in
from marrin or Angel Island, where a family of coyotes
(39:22):
recently started living after swimming in from North Bay. Biologists
at Alcatraz say this was the first time they've ever
seen anything like this. I'm gonna guess there was a
lady coyote, you know what I mean? Like that sloth video,
That man sloth video is the best ever, the.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Funniest bit of all time. Yeah. Man, so, but it
didn't make it. It made it. It made it on
the island, that's right, man, Yeah, where's she at? All right?
I'm just going to read some numbers.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
You guys can ask questions because I don't have the answers,
but Sauce, I know you've flown a concord before.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yes, and an actual place I knew.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
The report says that weight loss drugs could save airlines
five hundred and fifty million dollars annually in fuel costs
because the drugs would lighten passengers. New analysis from Jeffrey's
Research Services says that drugs like ozepic and we govy
could result in a society that is approximately ten percent slimmer,
and if that happens, the passenger weight across flights would
(40:22):
fall by about two percent, and that reduction would roughly
translate into one point five percent in fuel savings for airlines.
So they're saying if the WEGOVY and OZEPIC numbers stay
on the track, that they think something like five hundred
and eighty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
In annual fuel savings for airlines.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
It's gonna get easier too, because like Olivia's got the pill,
now the we GOV pill, which you know, a lot
of people out there that want to take the shots,
don't like the shots.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I would one hundred percent do that. I don't want
to give myself the shot. Are you afraid of needles?
Speaker 6 (40:54):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (40:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
What else? Am I afraid of? Corey literacy? A toothbrush?
Who said that I didn't want it? He made me?
Speaker 5 (41:09):
You learn me? Do it made you?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
It's just you and I in here, you monster? I
got that's not a gun, cap gun.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
The average Parker, You go first, The average fifty something
in America has a net worth of how much.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Money minus twenty networks.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Take Chris out of this average fifty something networth, So
that includes all money, all property, all assets. Yeah, one
hundred and eighty anybody else?
Speaker 6 (41:44):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Man Parish, Uh I'm gonna give us a little more
credit and go five.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Hundred, five hundred, Matt three fifty three, fifty Sauce, uh
two seventy five, Chris six seventy five, Zachary or.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Twenty boys are nice. You guys have no faith in America.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
The average fifty something in America now has a net
worth of one point four million dollars. The average sixty
something is slightly more at one point six million.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Wow. I assume the logic is when you're in.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Your fifties or your sixties, you probably have a good
chunk of your house paid off. That's equity than whatever
you have in your four oh one k, whatever you
have in the bank. And obviously there's a whole bunch
of people that are much much richer that help pull
up the average. But still one point four million, sure
is your average number? Now for nets worth. That's not
liquid cash, that's just networth.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I am not average. You can't buy anything with liquid cas.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
You have a national championship, you know, we get that
trophy there, man Corey, Yes, sir.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
The Las Vegas severe keep Talking has become so popular
it's getting a sibling. The governor of Maryland says a
smaller severe will be built in National Harbor, just a
few minutes from downtown Washington, DC. They're gonna spendbout two
hundred million dollars on the public private partnership. He says
the jobs and money from the shows will create about
one billion dollars in annual revenue. Don't know how much
(43:08):
smaller it's going to be, but it'll be another Sofia.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
I feel both ways about this, right.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
It's cool that other people have access to it in
different parts of the world, but there is something cool
that it's unique to Vegas, right, Yeah, but didn't Zach
didn't They almost build one in London and then they
scrapped the plans for it.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Wasn't that, Yeah, they were supposed to. I didn't. Yeah,
I didn't see the update on that. But uh yeah,
I don't know why this location exactly right. Wasn't it
losing money? I don't know? Uh, yeah, it just I
think it was it was so expensive to build. Yeah, Matt,
have you are you a big Vegas guy? I was
(43:44):
hoping we'd go there. I am, Oh, you are you are?
I'm not like generally Okay, that's the rest of us.
I got to ask you. Have you guys ever been
to the l Cortes an old downtown Yeah, Chris lost Downtown. Yeah,
I love it.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
I don't need this strip. I just I'm Old Downtown.
I've never been, And then I went for the first time.
My father and some of his buddies used to go,
and I didn't know what I was doing first time there,
so I called my dad and I'm like, yeah, you
can't find a black check table, fro under thirty bucksy
where are you? I'm like, well, I'm on the strip.
He goes go to all Cortes and Old Downtown. I'm
like done, I haven't left there since I got like
(44:26):
three dollars blackever you need, I got whatever.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
I don't need to go anywhere but there. And man,
I love it.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
You're going to hang out, hang out in downtown. I
don't need to go to strip ever. Downtown is awesome.
Fair enough, A man, dude's super nice media, well done,
congratulations and all your success.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
That's it's an unbelievable run. Fifteen ish years now right,
fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Of river Falls finally pays off with the national title
championship trophy. Looks awesome, Go play thanks so much for
letting me do this. This was a dream come true
for real, this is yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
We'll have to do it against absolutely, let's play the
Initials game soon, we'll do it. Give me a call,
we'll do it. Mark Parrish, where can people see you
or hear you?
Speaker 5 (45:06):
Next, we're down at the Unities Heroes League for the
Hockey Day Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
I'll be down there all day to day.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
We got a celebrity game tonight at six and then
I got to tell you what game Friday.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
And I'll be down to the rest of the weekend too.
Come on down and say hi.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Then, Parker, you're broadcasting Friday where Friday will be on
the fan, Saturday will be on FanDuel.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Dude, do the best. Congratulations, appreciate you guys.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
All right, powered your back Tomorrow five thirty nine, nine
at to noon is next.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
I already have a wonder for day to have ad
enjoy your beautiful day out there. I know it's cold,
but go get it anyway. Let me get it once
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