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December 9, 2024 42 mins
Sauce goes through all the McDonaldland characters and shares whether or not they wear pants, the Golden Globe nominations are out and Sauce shares how they relate to his life
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Power Hour is live, can'tfa dot com, slash watch
is where you can find It's all things to Quantum Fiber.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Your world unleashed.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It's about time my world was unleashed.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Oh I should turn this round.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
There you go. He No, he's not here. He doesn't
see him. I do not he's there.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
No he's not. I had to look again.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I did.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I'm not real, not real bratt anyway, Patrick morri Show.
It's okay. I'm excited. Good things are happening.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Look at this.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Come on? Who knew?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Right?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Come on? Ben tried to tell me.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
You said you wait, I'm looking at the schedule eleven
and two by the time we get ready to play
Chicago on Monday.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Night, I said, yes, crazy you.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I like you, but you're crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I said, great scene. You're talking about how I predicted
the record.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I almost predicted the score yesterday. I did.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
I said it was going to be thirty eight to
twenty one, and it was forty two twenty one.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Wow, I know it.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Thank you for bringing that up. I've been wanting to
all the morning, but I thought it'd be bad, very
bad if I do it myself.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I m agree, thank you. We're so excited. Meat sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
And I tried to do that White Chicks cam bying
them thing that yeah, Godlieab, that's so weird.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Max spent the entire weekend trying to do White Chicks
as well.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I wasn't trying, brother, Yeah, really successful.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I love it, man, I love the idea that not
only is it's it's like it's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's encouraged that they do that.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Right my old school back in the day, and of
course we never scored touchdowns and we were in high school,
but my coaches would have killed us for spending that
much time on a celebration.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Well, how about right, was it basketball sauce they made
fun of, like the giant line dances and stuff that
eventually that's where sports were gonna go. And that's basically
where we are. Cam Bying them was on our show
Toys for Tots Shiels and we basically tried to get
him to admit what his next planned thing was, and
he didn't say what it was. He just said him
and Mittellis had something cooked up and took all of

(02:05):
five days for him to unleash it. Because one of
them has to make a play, right, it's got to
be camera Mittellis. It can't be some random it's got
to be one of the two. Mittell Us gets the
pick and they break out the White Chicks dance, shocking.
I was not familiar with it. I didn't get the
reference at all. I haven't seen that movie. But you
know I haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
You haven't seen it. It's hilarious, it's hilarious.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
Oh my god, of course it's time Terry cruise. Oh man,
you mean to tell me you're not Jesus, Yes, I'm
a man.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
He's like, you're not white.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
It's like the end of Well, it's just one of
the guys.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's such a good one. I can't buying a man.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Josh mittelis two of the better dudes man, Right, they're
both super nice guys.

Speaker 7 (02:56):
And those type of things are helping their profile too,
because now a whole bunch of people outside him in
a so to know who both of those two guys
are now, so it can only help them.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yeah, go viral. What matters in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
And they weren't on the money, by the way, Like
if you watch them beside each other.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, they have nailed it for sure.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
I recognized it right away because I was like, I've
seen white chicks more times than I care to admit,
so I was like.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh my god, I think that's the white chicks. Dad preach.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
All right, Ben. Let's just put Ben to the test.
Then if he fails, you guys can jump quizes.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
What are we doing good at things? Let's go?

Speaker 6 (03:35):
How many teams does draft Kings have in front of
the Vikings to win the Super Bowl? Odds to win
the Super Bowl February of twenty twenty five. How many
teams are ahead of the Vikings, or more importantly, which ones?
Which four do you believe are ahead?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Lions?

Speaker 6 (03:57):
Lions are the favorites at plus two sixty Bills. The
Bills are fourth at plus seven hundred so seven to one,
Eagles Eagles are third at plus five fifty five and
a half to one, and the annoying Chefs the Chiefs
are second at plus four twenty five. Only one other
team ahead of the Vikes.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Is that right? Only one team?

Speaker 6 (04:21):
You got the top? The Stellars. Nope, Steelers are twenty
to one. They're two behind us. They're damn yeah, it's
the obvious one. I think, I think kind of obviously
a month ago, you could have argued this was the
best team. Ravens nine one, don't forget about the Razis.
So the Vikings, though, are six. So it goes Lions, Chiefs, Eagles, Bills, Ravens, Vikings.

(04:45):
Do you like us better than the Eagles or not?
How about neutral site? I know that's not going to
be the case, because maybe then I.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Would give ourselves a chance.

Speaker 8 (04:54):
I mean, after watching us play the Lions, I'd give
us a chance with any one of those teams. What
about if we have to go to Philly. That's tough,
that is tougher, But yeah, I mean why not. We
were within a player two playing against, you know, beating
one of the best teams in all of football, regardless
of conference. So yeah, I mean it would have it's

(05:16):
obviously its specific challenges, but if we could stop the
run and make them one dimensional, then yeah, I think
that we could definitely win quickly.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
Here's the last four games. Tell me win or loss
outside of major injury. Monday Night against the Bears at
the Bank, win. Then we go at Seattle on the
twenty second.

Speaker 8 (05:36):
Which is a wild stat that I was talking to
you guys about in the break that Gino Smith is
a leading passer in all of football for yards just
total yards, which is crazy.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
And you mentioned Kirk was second. Gino's one, Kirk is two.
That's crazy. That's crazy, right.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
Me and Sauces were trying to figure out yesterday, like
what are the Seahawks even good at anything?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
They can run the ball.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
They're getting back, I mean, they're getting back to like
having a really steady run game.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
And you know it sounds like chuckle the ball over
the field. Win or lose at Seattle.

Speaker 8 (06:09):
I say we win, but it's a toss up that
one I could I mean, if we dropped that one,
it would be an understandable loss.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Then hosting the Green Bay Packers of twenty ninth, that's
a win. And then obviously we're at Detroit to round
out the year. But that game obviously matters in terms
of what situation is going on. If both teams basically
are locked into where they're locked in, that game might
mean nothing or it could mean everything. That's what a
wild card that could because that could be unbelievably fun.

(06:37):
But saus neiled it an hour ago. What if you
have a situation where you have two of the best
records in the NFL final week of the year, it
should be an epic matchup, but it's basically just a
backup preseason game because nobody wants to get anybody hurt
because everybody's got their spot locked up.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
It might be worthless.

Speaker 8 (06:53):
I mean, I would say it's hard, it's hard to
think about this hypothetical, and it's a very it's it's
very much could happen. I mean, the odds of it
actually happening are greater than people think, especially with the
Bills going into Detroit, and then if we if we
beat Detroit in that last game, then we take the lead.
The unfortunate part is, but that game is gonna be

(07:15):
if it's for everything, if it's for the division, they're
gonna beat the piss out of each other, right, I mean,
it's gonna be a physical playoff atmosphere, not just like
wild card game. This would be like an NFC championship
sort of game. Right then the loser would have to
go on the road, possibly on a Saturday game. That

(07:36):
team cannot feel good about that. I mean, you go
from being one of the best the two best teams
in all of football to go in on the road.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Beat the hell up.

Speaker 8 (07:44):
I mean, now we'd get an extra couple of days,
but compared to the LA game, but it would be
very I could see very similar, very similar outcome for
either team that has to go on the road, And like,
how do they drop that wild card game? It's because
they beat the piss out of each other six days
ago and then had to go on the road on
a shortened week. I mean, it's kind of it could be.

(08:05):
It could be very unfair for that team to go
on the road.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
So with that giant variable, we don't know what that
game is going to mean. Predict the record. Then they're
eleven and two right now. You said they think you
think they're gonna win the first three? I was out
of line. So you think fourteen and three or fifteen
and two. I see fourteen and three, fourteen and three.
That's insane, but it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Said, you go to play a wild card game, then
you got to play a wild card game on the road. Racy. Yeah,
and it might be Monday night because they have the
playoff game on Monday night.

Speaker 8 (08:33):
Okay, man, it's possible, But I'm with you, Corey on
this whole debate.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
It's it doesn't feel right for this year.

Speaker 8 (08:40):
But this is sort of an anomaly if you have
divisions and you're going to reward these division winners. Listen,
there's gonna be a year we're going to have a
down year, and we've actually seen that. We've seen that
our division is not very strong, and it's like, oh boy,
the winner of the NFC North it's you know, they
get this little little extra bonus. This just happens to
be a year we have three really really good teams.

(09:03):
So I just I guess we just have to suck
it up and win. Win a game on the road
and you'll get a game back home.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
And the Bears were supposed to be good this year.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Whoops. Yeah, yeah, right.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
This was supposed to be the I think again, the
Vikings over under was what six and a half? They're
well over that. What was the Bear's number, like eight
and a half or nine and a half?

Speaker 9 (09:22):
I think it's I think power Trip Bets posted it
last night and I'm pretty sure it's eight and a half.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
That's what it was. Yeah jeez, but you know, whoops.

Speaker 9 (09:31):
The Vikings could easily go on the road and beat
Tampa easily yeah, yeah, I mean Seattle.

Speaker 8 (09:39):
Going back to Seattle would be probably the worst case scenario.

Speaker 9 (09:42):
Yeah, but going to Tampa would be fine. They could
easily beat Tampa.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
But and this is a super cliche in sports, but
I do think it's true, and I think that's why
it's a cliche. If you can't go to Tampa and win,
if you can't go to Seattle and win, then you're
not a super Bowl caliber team anyway.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
So I know that sucks.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
But well, man, we should have been this and not.
You couldn't beat Tampa. You weren't gonna win the whole time.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Very good point.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Ye, thanks, felt good about it too.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
I just like riding it out.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
To be honest with you, I don't there's this season
is so much different than any season that I've done
the vices football Sunday stuff, where it's like in years past.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
It'd be like week to week I'd be like, oh.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Kind of intense and nervous about a game or whatever
and the record. I don't know what it is about
this team this year. It's just like, you know what,
I think everything's gonna be all right. I think, you know,
and so far it's been that way. Well that kind
of started with the start of the season, though, didn't it.
I Mean, the expectations for this team at the start
of the season was like, oh, I mean, we could
be competitive. We don't know we're going to have out

(10:40):
of these new defensive pieces. We don't know we're going
to get out of JJ or Sam Darnold.

Speaker 8 (10:43):
So like it really was is kind of lucy goosey
at the start of the season, like whatever happened?

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Yeah, and then all sudden well, then two game loss,
and that's that's the other thing about this is that
if you do lose, let's say you do lose in Seattle,
can you imagine fan line.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
On see he told you guys, these guys are what
you think.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
They are and blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Oh this is a great season's fun. Boh, yeah, just
enjoy it. Enjoy the season.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
He was, Yes, he was, and he almost got us
in trouble with an FCC thing.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Mike Tysted drop the F bomb or luckily my mic
was not on because he was standing right next to me,
and all of a sudden he goes, oh, sorry, wait
to go, coach. Yeah he's a good dude.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Yeah, enjoy the season, Moss. Oh, yes, enjoy it. Like
Mike Tys said, uh, we'll do headlines in the Power
Trip Morning Show returns more with Michael J. Mussman and
about another twenty minutes or so with Ben Labor. Twin
Cities Live always steals them from us. About eight forty Yeah,
like Elizabeth needs to brainstorm with you. Come on more

(11:46):
of the Power Trip Morning Show after this on the Fan.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
The final segment of the Power trib Morney Show. Here
we are peace on her H's what.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I'm over there?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Real quick tripping over dogs, their buddies do ogs.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Zach you we're gonna say something.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
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Speaker 2 (12:19):
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Speaker 3 (12:24):
It's all the.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Will Ferrell so good, Corlis. Yes, can I tell like
a thirty second funny story Christmas?

Speaker 6 (12:37):
Let's see Zach, Max, Chris, Ben and muss There's five
of them.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I'm going to abstain.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
I'm going to abstain, abstain, abstain with an a.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
The five of them get to vote. Must you're voting?

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh yeah absolutely? Then yeah, I want to see where
this is going to Chris, Yes, I don't know. Can
you guys hear me?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I'm in Max? Yes, of course, I always got my
Max is my guy. He's my birdman and my little
Wayne with a hot boys and two hot boys.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
It's it's unanimous.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Just go. Okay, So a friend of mine who will
remain nameless, poor kid's rible. I told you the story, okay.

Speaker 9 (13:17):
He and his wife were partaking in some thhc on
Saturday afternoon and they had a Christmas party later that
night that they had to go to. But it was
like four thirty party I think started like five, and
they didn't want to text the host to remind them

(13:39):
what the theme was because they thought that would be rude.
Half hour before the party starts, you forgot what we
told you so long told Yeah, it's on the invitation.
How did you forget? So they were they convinced themselves
that it was go as your spouse.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (13:57):
So they went to the party dressed as each other
and no one else.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Was like that. They had to be super high I
would guess what what?

Speaker 5 (14:05):
How would you sit there and think about it, like, okay,
all the things that it could be Christmas time.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
It's probably not horrible holiday sweaters. No, it's got to
be dressed up like your spouse. So what was there?
Wasn't a theme.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
It was just a regular Christmas party, and they thought
it was go as your spouse?

Speaker 6 (14:23):
Did they think there was a theme before they got high?
And then they tried to figure out what the theme
was while they were high? Or do they don't know
at the last second? Go was there a theme to this?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Probably?

Speaker 9 (14:32):
I think that's how it went is they got high,
I thought there was a theme. Didn't want to text
the host and then the host because you don't want
to be rude and be like, hey, we just remembered
your party. So then they showed up dressed as each other.
A great story, it's not bad. So, well how do
they look? You got pictures?

Speaker 2 (14:50):
No?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Who did he go as his wife? Yeah? But what's that?

Speaker 6 (14:56):
What's her name? I'm not saying what's her husband's name?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I'm not saying. Are you talking like full dress and everything? Yeah?
Oh yes, wood Hawk?

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Did he go cocktail? Or he just for sure Hawkwood. Yeah, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
Actually surprised that they would think that that's a holiday theme.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, I mean that's.

Speaker 8 (15:13):
That's definitely that's definitely being people do that for for Halloween.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Yeah, but they Yeah, Luke just sing through the Luke Bear,
who seen Bear?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
No ski club? Pat, No Tree, Nope, not tree.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
No, it's definitely Tree.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Garl Dove my grandpa. If it was, I would have
just my grandfather. That was it. Yeah, you'd go Mark.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
A guy who used to come into the cigar shop
I worked at.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
That's so good.

Speaker 9 (15:49):
That's my favorite thing that bastard says, because I do
say that a lot, and I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
No, not that person. You have to be so stoned
when you got the invitation. If it said, hey, come
dressed as your spouse, I'm like, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I'm not going to that party.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
We're busy. Yeah yeah, talk themselves into it.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
I love it. Yeah, it's great. She comes in with
a flannel button down. Yeah, genius than you. He's got
the fur on. Love it, boots with the fur. All right,
now it's time.

Speaker 6 (16:23):
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(16:43):
You're stacking that cash, stacking that cash. Oh yeah, man,
good for you. Uh, I think I saw you tweet.
Were those the ones on your house? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
That looks really good man. Yeah, they did a good job.
They did a great job.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
They found a cool pattern. It looks looks nice.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
The Wall Street Journal says there's a new trend and
the professional backscratchers where you can make about one hundred
bucks an hour to actually scratch backs.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
This spot's that you can't reach. So I mean it is,
you know, it's a needed service.

Speaker 8 (17:14):
I guess it's no different than the people do like
the chair massages.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I guess.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
But when't you just pay a massuse to scratch backs?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
It's weird. They get a little bit of both. Fuk yep.
Has do you think hawks ever watched a video where
somebody's been tickled?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
You're obsessed with me?

Speaker 8 (17:29):
I am?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
I love you?

Speaker 6 (17:31):
You know that. You know how I feel about you
my rider died. Speaking of Chris, how about this one, Chris.
A family in Florida wanted to know who stole their
inflatable Christmas Grinch.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Well, it's a grinch, but somebody stole it.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
So they went back and looked it up on their
security cameras. And this is Florida.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
This is an alligator.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
It was uh our snake.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Somebody from Limp Biscuit nailed it.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I'm right though. It was a bear. A bear, Tommy
super dumb.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
I did not know there were bears in Florida.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
I didn't either, did you guys know that?

Speaker 8 (18:11):
What kind of maybe like northern Florida, like close to
the Georgia border.

Speaker 6 (18:15):
Look, it's a family in Florida wanted to know who
stole their inflatable Christmas Grinch.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
They looked on security cameras.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
It was a bear.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
I I don't know. That's news to me. I did
not know there were bears in Florida, like smaller bears
like koalas. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
A truck carrying over thirty thousand pounds of chocolate caught
on fire in the middle of a highway, causing a
massive spill of melted chocolate.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, bring your strawberries.

Speaker 6 (18:40):
Man, right, Oh yeah, let's to do somebody in the
middle of the road.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
Massive Spill of Melted Chocolate is also the name of
my second autobiography, Disgusting.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
How massive? What's the first? Relaxed? What's the first walk?
It's not out yet.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
I can't you guys familiar with Dame Judy Dench? Yeah, yeah,
I believe it's her birthday today. Pull your hands up,
would hawk?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Have you ever seen the pictures of her when she
was young?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah, man, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Plus she's a dame. What about now?

Speaker 6 (19:09):
Well, I don't know if we can call her a
dame because she has a parrot that calls her a slot.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yes, here's a sentence I never liked. Here's a sentence I.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
Never thought I would say when I started this job,
like twenty three years ago. Dame Judy Dench has a
parrot that calls her a slot.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
It's even better if she actually taught the parrot to
say slut.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
My guess is she did, right, So she calls.

Speaker 8 (19:32):
The parrot a slut, and the and the parrot's part, Oh,
maybe parrot's gonna parrot?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, And the parrot likes to be talked down. To
just dogs. The parrot likes to be treated like trash.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
You're gonna have a nice little sit down dinner with her.
You're like, Oh, she's a dame. I mean, that's a
female nighting right there. All of a sudden, this bird
just keeps calling you a slut.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
All right, you guys, ready finish this headline. Let's see
you can get the closest. Finish this amazing headline. A
fifty seven year old guy from New Zealand just won
the twenty twenty four Spanish language Scrabble World Championship. Dot
dot dot. A fifty seven year old guy from New

(20:17):
Zealand just won the twenty twenty four Spanish Language Scrabble
World Championship.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
But doesn't speak Spanish.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Nailed it. Wow, he does not speak Spanish. The guy
who's won the Spanish language World Championship doesn't speak Spanish.
He just memorized exactly knows the words, but doesn't necessarily
know what they mean.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
So wow, isn't that insane? Yeah? How do you, man?

Speaker 6 (20:44):
How do you file that many words in your brain
without knowing what they.

Speaker 8 (20:49):
Mean, without knowing how they go together in a sentence structure?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
To talk?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Right?

Speaker 6 (20:53):
Because for scrabble. It doesn't matter right that you don't
have to be able to put him.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
You don't have to.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
I can't put this English like end together, so you
wouldn't have to know what they mean. But somehow he
just banked all of them. That's a that's pretty insane.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's a weird.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Skill to just go, you know what I think I'm
gonna do. Right, You gotta think that people that know
him are like, you're gonna do?

Speaker 2 (21:15):
What? How bad is he English?

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Like?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Gus?

Speaker 6 (21:19):
He he must be world class at the English version.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
He just got so bored with it. Oh yeah, I'm
just dominating the English side. I might as well go
and swamp healing next.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
I love scrabble. You guys like scrabble? Yeah, Scrabble's fun. Yes, fun.
A box of donuts prompted the bomb Squad to be
called to a middle school last week in Ohio.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I could see how that happened.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
I still would have a lot of questions, though, like
who's the person who finally makes the call and says
we can't gamble. I don't know what that is. Let's
call the bomb squad somebody, Like, is it the principal
who makes that decision.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, then do.

Speaker 8 (21:57):
You not trust that the outside of the box has
some sort of a logo that says, like Corey's Donuts.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
Okay, we don't need a dot dot dot finish that sent.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
And you don't need any hands to carry those donuts.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Oh lucky.

Speaker 6 (22:14):
I would have bet a million dollars Zach was going
to guess my donut was cream.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Filter p but he won't eat that. Who said I'm
gonna eat it? It's mine?

Speaker 6 (22:25):
This is not shocking news, but a new study has
found that adults who regularly post on social media may
worsen their mental health.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I agree with that. I don't even pay us that often.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
And I feel like it drains my mental health being
on social versus vote a post. And I can't imagine
saus how you're doing.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Not that I want to get fired, but for the
day that not have to be on social media.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
Same speaking of Sauce on social I didn't really check
your Twitter yesterday, Saucy tweeting that was fire yesterday during
the game or not really?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
How come?

Speaker 6 (22:59):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Because I sip between Pete and all them now and
I'm there's a camera and I don't want to look
like I'm not paying attention. Oh there's a camera on
you right now and you're not paying attention. True interest. Man,
I'm paying attention, you know.

Speaker 8 (23:16):
So on Twin City's Live in January, we haven't completely
flushed this out, so once we do, maybe we can
all play a long We're gonna in some sort of way.
You know, we're gonna improve our social fitness, so to speak,
because everybody talks about their their physical fitness during the
star that every New Year.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Basically, we're gonna come up.

Speaker 8 (23:34):
With some sort of challenge where we we collectively look
we individually look at our our social media use because
you know, your phones can tell you how much how
much time you're on each thing, and basically it's it's
almost like a weight loss challenge, but it's a social
media challenge to see how how much we can decrease
our use of social media during the course of January.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
Which is interesting because everybody that works for Twin Cities
Live has to monitor social right so you're gonna have
to basely say, when I'm not quote working, I have
to disconnect. That's gonna be hard.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
If viewers pay attention to this.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
While on social media, you could follow us, you can
follow us on our Facebook.

Speaker 8 (24:10):
See how they're doing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, like I said,
we haven't figured out all the details. But yes, social
media is a giant problem, especially if you feel like
you you have to use it for work, because you'll
do you know, you'll do five ten minutes of like working,
like looking at stuff, and then you do ten minutes
of your own personal scrolling or posting. Right, and it's

(24:31):
just like this, vicious while on the can. While on
the can, Yeah, that's the best losing circulation to your toes.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
Oh, hawk, saw have your hand up for Hawk before
I even ask the question, because you're gonna ask, put
your hand up for a.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Second, why do you do?

Speaker 6 (24:46):
You know you're gonna have a question, just so IMA
have to say, Paul, your hands up, Put your hand up.
A couple in Philadelphia named Marjorie and Bernie now hold
the official record for the oldest couple to marry at
a combined age of blank.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Pull your hands up, wood Hawk the gal Yeah, Hawk,
you're obsessed with me. I'm tired of you.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
That's a pretty good impression.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Questions all right, but would yeah, I'm still sick of
your questions.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh I'm saying to take a shot. World record.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
This is the world record for oldest couple the day
that they get married, combined combined age. What's the combined
age of the two they get married. I'll put them
both north of one hundred. So let's go two hundred
and six.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Damn you. I'm gonna say two o seven, two oh one.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
To twenty wood Hawk.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
They've been together about a decade. They finally got married
in May. He's going to be one hundred and one
in February, and she just turned one oh three last months.
And when they got married, she was one o two,
he was one hundred combined for two oh two. Good So, Paul,
she's one hundred and two. Your hands up.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Even though he's sick of me, he hates me, and
he's tired of my questions. Would far yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Do you think Hawks banged a Marjorie? That was my
impression to you. Sure, Oh yeah, yeah, for sure? Hawk
a large march Ben.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
You gotta go, So let's end on this one. There's
a there's a apparently a part of the McDonald's website
where you can go and it says get your questions answered,
and you can ask McDonald's whatever you want right. Well,
somebody went to the McDonald's website and asked how does
Grimace breed and respond they had zero results to that question.

(26:41):
So the person took a screenshot of it and said
it was unbelievable. Whoever runs a McDonald's account was not amused.
They responded with quote, cy this s I g h
not Siam's. This needs to be studied, and McDonald said
does it? So they were annoyed that somebody wants to
know how Grimace breeds.

Speaker 8 (27:02):
Well, you could probably ask the same question for every
McDonald's character they've used, because they're all it is all
very confusing guys.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, well, I think most of them.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
They'll have clothing. I believe Grimace is unclothed.

Speaker 8 (27:15):
Hamburg Yeah, but you but I don't think that they
have any noticeable parts.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
That's my point is Grimace, it looks like he's got
nothing right. The rest of the guys might be dealing
with something, you know, maybe the Fry guys.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Did the Fry guys wear shorts? I think I think so?

Speaker 6 (27:29):
Yeah, may pants right, Oh yeah, I believe Mayor mcsheese
has pants, striped pants.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
We've got to go, gots to go.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
You what forty six?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
How you feel being old as balls old?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
I mean yeah, every everything is just like going downhill.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Starting to wear you out. That you're approaching fifty or not.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
A little bit bit it gets worse.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Thank you for that. I did that.

Speaker 8 (28:06):
Yeah, age, my friend, you know what the truth is
tumbling down that the truth is it's better than the opposite.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Getting old's better than not getting old.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
That's a good quick, that's good. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:21):
I don't know if I could be like thirty eight
for the rest of my life, I think i'd be.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah, or you could be dead.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
Wow, true, true, pull your hands up.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
It's soon as to go.

Speaker 9 (28:30):
I was looking up McDonald's characters and the website said,
welcome back, Paul. Do you guys remember Officer Big Mac.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
No.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
I think at the McDonald's playgrounds, the outdoor playgrounds.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I think he was part of it. Yeah, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
Pretty sure I remember climbing on him on some level,
legitimately not illegitimately.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Cash them.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Uh have you gotten to the bottom of who wears
pants and who does not?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
In the McDonald's universe. The picture.

Speaker 9 (29:07):
Mayor mccheese does the bird Lady not from Home? Alone,
Deuce Hawk's favorite film.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Well, I'd rather be home alone.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Who's the old guy with? Who's this guy?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah, that's your dad's brother.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Look a little bit.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Put some pizzauce on your Big Mac.

Speaker 9 (29:32):
Birdie was her name. She wears shorts. The fry kids
don't wear shorts. Officer Big Mac wears a full police uniform.
Captain Crook is a fish fillet obsessed.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Who the hell is Captain Crook? Yeah? Never heard of
that guy.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I remember that guy scary as home if I remember correct.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Do you guys ever remember Grimac? No? Yeah, green?

Speaker 6 (30:04):
But otherwise they all have pants except for Grimace.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (30:07):
It looks like the fry kids are wearing leggings, like,
not like full leggings, but like where you had them,
like the big sock things that were all the rage
in the eighties, knee highs like above your ankle.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Almost mandarin.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
Hello, Hi, all right, I should do Mandarin scrabble, See
how I do? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I don't remember Captain Crook.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
You remember your last name? Most time?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
I don't remember your last name. I mean to me,
I'm nothing but nice to you.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
You always are asking about my sexual stuff, and you
talk about my dad.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
You talked about my dad is your sex.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, but you're lyon.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Brilliant. That was funny. Oh thank you.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
I love that this show has become like American Idol
and Sauce is the comedy judge because he doesn't laugh.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
He just goes does very funny.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Well.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
I find that to be an acceptable bit of humor.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Oh thank you. Sometimes I just like to say nice
things about you guys.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
We would prefer if you just laughed and didn't talk.

Speaker 9 (31:17):
No, but I want to say nice things because I'm
hoping it's like the Mendelo effect where you guys are.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Like Mendello effect.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
Explain even I think you were trying to say the
Mandela effect. I don't know who Medello effect is the
beer the guy from Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Isn't that the thing where like if you ring a
bell and then.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
That's a Pavlovian response from the scientist Pavlov.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I don't know what the Mendelo effect is.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Minium's texting me, now you're gonna think of Caramelo's the
rest of the day and just want to suck chocolate.
Those are great, okay, and lick caramelo.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Don't act like you don't want.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
To yeah, that sounds great, and you caramelos are so good? Yeah, man,
when was the last time I had one of those?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
I'm asking sopranos wife's name?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Brilliant, isn't it again? Thank you? Just laugh, Chris, let's
really redo this.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
Uh man, When was the last time I had a caramelo?

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Was?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (32:22):
Fantastic? Laughed and complimented. All right, now do it again?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Do it again?

Speaker 6 (32:27):
What was the last time I had a caramelo?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
It wasn't that Tony Sprano's wife's name.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
Interesting, that's funny. Thank you you again?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Look at you again? You didn't laugh?

Speaker 6 (32:38):
And tell me, boy, you're not learning your lesson. It's
the opposite of a Pavlovian response. We want you to laugh.
It's the Mendelo effect. Yeah, sure, it's Mandela combined.

Speaker 9 (32:49):
Isn't that where like you think there's like a hyphen
in Star Wars and you have your whole life, but
there isn't.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Isn't that what that is?

Speaker 6 (32:56):
It's when collectively, as a society, everybody must remember something.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Wish you'd take up spunky.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
I wish you would take up spelling. I'm brilliant. I
wish classes where they teach kinds. Where do they teach that?
And it iss down?

Speaker 6 (33:20):
Wait a minute, that's actually a brilliant name. T U
d o r s tutor is down, That's brilliant. That's
not what I met, I know, but that would be great.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
I'm not or t U t o r.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
Oh God, which one is it? Which you would tutor me?
Which one is the family? And which one is the
act of teaching?

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Somebody? Uh? Spell them again? No?

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (33:45):
The t U d O r is the family and
the other one is the teaching tutors my case today,
all of you.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
Well, you said they had they gave up four saves
and the whole show derailed.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
He made it sound like it was thirty six. It
was four. Yea. But I know, I know.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
But if they gave up ten, I'd say, what is
going on?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Four?

Speaker 6 (34:12):
That's more than you want to give up. But it's
not the end of the world. I'm with must the
other I think the bigger concern is the ground game. Yeah,
that's why Greg Olsen kind of popped Raheem Morris for
getting a chicken bleep. But that fourth and two where
they didn't go for it after they had gone forward a.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Couple of times.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Yeah, I don't know if I'm the Falcons, I didn't
think the Vikings could stop Algier if you just gave.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
It to him and try to get those two yards.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
Hadn't the whole game, So I don't know why all
of a sudden Raheem Morris got chicken bleep and punted.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
How about all the.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Non chicken bleep calls last night from the Rams coach
by the way, which ones like it was kind of
halls and stuff like that, he got, he got yes,
and he did a lot of things that could have
gone the other way.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Aggression gets paid off more often than passivity. Right, Aggression
is u is the way to go in almost all
athletic events. All your hands saw it last night in
the Chiefs game. That's that's why they are who they are.
Most teams had run it, maybe kick the field goal
run sometime, but all of these coaches understand just don't
give them the ball back. So they threw it on

(35:16):
third and like seven got the first down and they
need the ball twice, took the time out with one
second left.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Me old the ball, need the ball, you need to
go to two doors down.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
I don't know you need to go two windows une
up needing it.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Let dough all right, Peter, the pavements and then the window.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
But you enough to get that head out of anyway,
all right, You guys.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Get that tsunami warning and your phone.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
By the way, I've got a thing on my phone
anytime the word globe is tweeted, anywagon an alerts and
the Golden Globes. Just nominations just came out. You guys
care all of course, pretty neat, right, uh? For Best
Most Picture Drama. The Brutalist.

Speaker 7 (36:03):
That's the Brutalist. It's not out, Yeah, it's coming. It's
coming out here pretty soon. It's an a twenty four
World War II movie that everybody. It's already on all
the best twenty best Movies of twenty twenty four list
and it's not even out yet.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
That is not true. None of that was true. The
Brutalist is about when Sauce on Overtime breaks down the
vikings decent defense and says it.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Was a brutal. I haven't said that in a while.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
That's one of your favorite words.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
I love that word.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
A Complete Unknown, which is a Bob Dylla movie, yep,
looks great Conclave, which is the Post got Ray Fines
and Ralph Fiennaz both.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
Both of them. Yeah, I've heard it's really really good.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
That's on my list.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Said it was a rutal Dune Part two good Nickel Boys.

Speaker 7 (36:49):
That's not out yet, that comes out next week. It's
based off of a book by Colson White, who made
the Underground Railroad book that was really Popularah.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Yeah, and uh, September five, it's a prequel. Oh, it
is must be. Actually, I wonder if it is so.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
All most of these movies haven't even come out yet.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
All but does see two of them are out, the
others aren't.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Okay, weird.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
If you make a movie called September fifth, don't you
have to release it on September fifth? Shouldn't you time
in that way?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (37:20):
What's the name of uh? Strip the substance. I'm surprised
the substance? And Noah, Nora know the substance And listen to.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
This, dude.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Best motion picture musical or comedy?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
It is not. It is not a comedy film. Yeah
it is. It's like a body horror film.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Anora Challengers, Amelia Perez a real pain. The substance in
Wicked are musical or Comedy, Best Picture Wicked Whales.

Speaker 7 (37:44):
Anora is also I should see that only a comedy
at the beginning, and then it turns and it turns
into a completely different movie.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
But Anora is my top movie of the year.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
It is tell me which one that is? I forget.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
That's the one about the gal that's working at the
strip club and she meets a Russian billionaire guy.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah, and then it just goes.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah, it's gonna say this comedy at all.

Speaker 7 (38:03):
It's it's really funny at the beginning, and then it's
like three different movies because then in the middle it
kind of takes a turn.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Ninety six percent on Rotten Time. I could not recommend
it enough.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
And as someone that worked in a strip club, it
is the most accurate depiction of a strip club I've
ever seen.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Only bring this up specifically to make you, guys upset.
Best television series, Musical or Comedy.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
The Bear Ye the least funny show that has ever existed.
But it's ten out of ten, counting.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
There Abbot, Elementary Gentlemen Hacks.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Nobody wants this, which is about Saucea's penis.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
I'm just hey, let's go through all the movies. My god,
I'm sitting here quietly. There's like eight other people to
make fun. No, it's one of those days I can tell.
Let's go through the names again. What do we got.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Let's rip Paul his hot dogs and not hot dogs,
if you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Say, this is your chance to rer. Hey, you've done
improv right. You took one class of improv right, and
then pocketed Hawk's money. He's gonna name a title. You
have to come up with on the spot how it
relates to you. So you get to rip yourself. But
before you get to be funny and do some improv.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Why you can do this?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
All right? Abbit? Elementary?

Speaker 9 (39:34):
I don't think I graduated elementary. Oh wait, start over,
try again? Okay, Elementary where they get mad when you
take vacation.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Just hacks uh noon to two on a Saturday. Nobody
wants this.

Speaker 10 (40:07):
My old teeth, the bear, you'll be here, Wicked, Hawk's.

Speaker 11 (40:25):
Brown Anora borri alice, the substance, Go ahead, Hawks, socks.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
O, my god, the gentleman, thank you?

Speaker 5 (41:02):
What?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
All right?

Speaker 6 (41:13):
That's enough? Speaking of Wicked, my entire family went last night.
They're like, do you want to come with them like
I'm gonna stare at a wall.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
But they did.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
All they did all really like it. That's yeah, they
liked it. But my wife did say the second she
walked through the door, you would have hated this. You
did the right thing saying home.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
But but all three, yeah, they all liked it.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
That was It's a really really good movie, man, I
just did it like one part of it?

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Hey, which one's Emma dark d r C from House
of Dragon.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
Is that she's the main Gala she plays? Oh Godana, yep,
got it?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Okay cool.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
She's up for Best Actress, as is uh An Saiwa
from Showgun So good. Best Television said, let me about
the Penguin? Is up for that Tyenguin?

Speaker 7 (42:00):
Better shoot Detective that that season socks not good?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Right?

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Yeah? The Lyle and Erckman indest story.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Landman's not on that?

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Which one?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Land Man, I don't know what that is?

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Oh really, Billy Bob Thornton, John Hammon fantastic. Another Tailor's
shared Really, I don't know, it's really good.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
I'd watch that.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
I love it, Sauce land Man, what you call when
I lay down? Okay?

Speaker 7 (42:27):
I pushed it.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
One too far and got burned.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
Nine to noon is next to power Trip returns tomorrow
five thirty to nine.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Right here on the van

Speaker 10 (42:37):
They rend is pretty good.
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