Coldplay Kiss Cam

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
No man, for any considerable period can wear one face
to himself and another to the multitude without finally getting
bewildered as to which may be the true And so
it goes for I don't know what was it. I
don't even remember CEO Andy Byron. I don't remember the

(00:22):
name of the business because I'm just not that. I
think it's weird. Not what happened on the jumbo tron.
I mean that was funny. Is the quote I just
delivered right there is from the Scarlet Letter, because that's
what we're doing here, was we want We want Andy
and and his girlfriend from human Resources because we know
her job. We immediately went and found that out. She

(00:45):
just got a promotion last week. That stuff I know
about these people is weird. He likes his eggs over easy,
she likes hers the old it was the old joke,
how fertilized, And it made me think of the Scarlet
Letter when the punishment was is you have to wear
an enormous a you're an adulterer. There's one thing really

(01:05):
miss missing here that I don't know why. I'm the
only person whose head went to this place, but I
first saw the clip yesterday, like what we're doing with
It says more about us than anyone involved here. It's everywhere.
We're not thinking about homicide, suicide. Children we're not thinking about,

(01:27):
and we're just about the public humiliation. We're not we're
not wondering if they got if they got kids, if
they got small kids, what it's going to be like
at school for them all work here. It wasn't enough
for us just to crack up at that moment. We're like,
I think that's really weird. Like I looked at that moment.

(01:48):
I laughed, and Chris Martin, you know, he's very entertaining.
He's whoa. I guess those two shouldn't be together. I
have to tell you that I'm perplexed by the people
who are like, this isn't enough. But others were like,
I've watched it a few times, but I need to
know everything about the two people involved. I'll never understand

(02:10):
that this is how much money he makes. He is
a married man. People are commenting on her page, well,
she's she must feel great about life. Are you thinking
about her adult? You know she was going to find
out she'd see the clip. I'm with you on the
whole karma thing and all that, but I saw you.
I just posted it on her page. Well she's had

(02:31):
You just made a great day for her even better,
didn't you. I knew everything about the woman who from
human resources, who just got a promotion, also married her husband,
also getting he might not go on a killing spree, right?
Why does nobody think like whoa man? All of the
information we had so quickly on that he likes the

(02:54):
summer in the Hampton's, she prefers the Addirondacks, she enjoys hiking,
while he's a bit of a football enthusiast. Why do
I care about these, Stu. I saw the moment and
it was hilarious and entertaining. I don't need to I
really would love to have someone on the show and
just say to me, Ah, it wasn't enough for me

(03:14):
just watching that clip. I needed to ask groc who
this is, and then I needed to start tagging without
really thinking. It's a curious subject of observation and inquiry
whether hatred and love be not the same thing At

(03:35):
the bottom, Each in its utmost development supposes a high
degree of intimacy and heart knowledge. Each renders one individual
dependent for the food of his affections and spiritual life
upon another. Each leaves the passionate lover or the no
less passionate hater forlorn and desolate by the withdrawal of

(03:57):
his object.