January 2, 2026 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A word of advice to start off the first Minnesota
Goodbye of twenty twenty six. Twenty twenty six, you guys
for a word of advice. Before you wish your friend
happy birthday on Facebook, make sure that they are not dead.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh no, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So a friend of mine died probably four or five
years ago. Her name was Pasha, and she used to
be afraid of Corey Foley call her Corey Foley was
on the show for four years back in like two
thousand and three to two thousand and seven, and Corey
became friends with a woman named Pasha. And Pasha was delightful,
and she was tall and beautiful, and we used to
call her six foot because she was about six foot tall.
(00:40):
And so it came up a couple of years ago.
I was chatting with Pasha's friend and I said, Hey,
how is six foot And she said, oh, well, she died.
Oh my god, are you serious. She was probably forty
forty three something like that, and she died and so
I was very sad. I think she had cancer, and
it was just so shocking because she was so young
(01:01):
and so full of life whatever. And so it pops
up because she still has a Facebook page Hey, it's
your friend Pasha's birthday today. Wish her a happy birthday.
So I click on it just to see what people
have said and whatever, and so people are like, Pasha,
have a great day, happy birthday, Have a good day, girl,
have a you know whatever, happy birthday. You know the
(01:23):
generic ones. Yeah, because Facebook will generate a generic happy birthday,
right to help you out right exactly. And so so
many people had wished Pasha a happy birthday, clearly not
knowing that she died. And it's like, okay, you scroll
down a little bit and you'll see like happy heavenly birthday. Yeah,
(01:45):
have a great birthday in heaven. Blah blah blah. So
there is my first tip of the year for twenty
twenty six. Before you wish somebody a happy birthday that
you don't really know anymore on Facebook, make sure they
ain't dead.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah. That I think that's a good rule of thumb
to lead with for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Any advice to start the year off with, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Bailey, just do what I do. Not wish anyone happy
birthdad Facebook. I never do Yeah, yeah, I just don't.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I never ever do it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I only wish people i'm close with a happy birthday,
and honestly, half the time I forget those because I
don't have Facebook reminding me it's their birth true. Yeah,
so then a month later I'm like, sorry, oh.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I A couple handful of years ago, I made my
resolution to call the people I cared about on their birthdays.
And that was one of my most memorable and successful
New Year's resolutions that I ever made. And I did
it for a full year, and it was actually really fun.
It ended up being a lot because I cared a
lot a lot of people, and so then you know,
it'd be like, Okay, I gotta check facebooks whose birthday
(02:43):
it is and then make the effort to call them
on their birthday and then have a conversation with them
to wish the about happy birthday, blah blah blah. But
the majority of the people were like thrilled that they
got called on their birthday, or they'd be like, you're
the first person to call me.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's a good one. If anyone wants to borrow it,
I did it for a year. That was good enough
for me. They'll remember that I did it that one year.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, yeah, now we do have some emails. I'll be
honest with you because it's a weird day of the year.
Somebody said it's the Monday ist Friday ever, which I
kind of agree. We don't have a whole lot of emails,
so remember you know, the show is built around your email,
so if you got one an idea, please send it
to us to Ryan Show at katiewb dot com. This
(03:24):
is really interesting. It says I got a CD signed
for Christmas, and I want confirmation that it truly came
from your vault and was truly indeed signed by Otown.
I did my research and it would make sense since
last time Otown was in town. All five guys after
the release of the album was jingle Ball two thousand
(03:46):
and two. Shortly after that they were dropped from their
label and they broke up. Any insight would be appreciated.
Only one that could know would probably be Dave, if
he remembers or not. My mom bought it off of eBay.
The sender was local and we are local as well,
so with that being possibly connected to kterably Tobe local seller, maybe,
so it's legit. I'm not looking to resell it. I'm
(04:08):
a big O Town fan. I'm just wondering if Dave
or anybody at caterabilyd B can confirm it was signed
by all five guys and could write something up sign it,
that would be great, much appreciated. No, I'll be honest
with you, I'm not going to make you a certificate
of authenticity because I don't know, but it sounds legit.
I don't think anybody would come up with a O
Town fake autograph CD right of all the things to fake.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Well, she doesn't say how much they paid for it though, right, No,
she doesn't know us out there who might be like,
all right, this is a new business venture. I can
probably get some super fans.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I mean, I guess what I would do is I
would go online and look at a comparison of their
signatures with other people. Just look at Otown signatures and
see what they look like. I remember when Beverly Hills
nine oh two, when I was very popular, and we
got a bunch of shirts that were autograph by what
was the name he died, Luke something.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Oh uh, the one that was on Yeah, No, I
know who you're talking about now, I can't remember her.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So there was Jason Priestley, Luke Perry, and so we
got a bunch of autographed shirts signed by Luke Perry.
But then I compared it to one that I watched
him sign and they weren't even close. So the so
the TV network was having somebody sit in the back
room and fake his autograph and send out a bunch
of Luke Perry fake t shirts. But that was when
(05:31):
Luke Perry was like blazing hot and otown. All these
years later, I don't know. I would guess that's interesting.
I don't know. I would say it's probably legit, but
I'm not going to make up a certificate certificate of
authenticity for you. I will write her back and say, yes,
that sounds legit, all right. Next one, no names, as
(05:51):
this message contains juicy gossip straight from the eyewitness herself. Okay,
I already said her name, so I will go back
and I will delete her name. All right, Let's look
at this email. I have not read it. Let's see
what it says. Are you ready? Okay? Hold on, here
we go, Good God, something happened here. Okay, here we go.
(06:12):
Let me set the scene. It is December twenty seventh,
just after midnight. There's a band playing in a bar
in Maple Grove. The group includes me, two of my
girlfriends let's call him Mary, and Kate. Another girl who's
friends with Kate will call her Ashley. Okay, there's also
two guys with us, one married, one single. The marry
guy is my best friend's husband. The single guy is
(06:32):
also friends with Kate and is kind of seeing Ashley.
So the group is me, Mary, Kate, Ashley, the married guy,
and the single guy. Earlier in the night, the married
guy and my best friend had a huge fight. She
ended up leaving. After that, I noticed the married guy
started to flirt with Hy. Eventually, the two of them
head outside. I follow shortly after, but I stop at
(06:56):
the bathroom first. When I come out of the bathroom
and head toward the door, I see it the married
guy and Ashley are making out. I immediately run back
to tell Mary, Kate, Mary and Kate and tell him
the absolute horror I just witness. Kate storms outside and
starts screaming at both of them. Everyone looks at me,
and Kate asked me to explain exactly what I saw.
(07:18):
So I do que the denial, deny, deny, deny. Now
I'm screaming, furious and shocked, trying to understand why one
of my friends is cheating on my other best friend
with a girl who is literally there with another guy.
Oh and on top of that, they're denying it and
making me look like I'm crazy. Fuck you, I storm off. Later,
(07:39):
the married guy admits the truth and Mary to Mary
and then leaves. Ashley meanwhile continues to deny everything. So
I've left wondering should I have even said anything at all?
Or would have been easier to keep my mouth shut? Sincerely,
no name. My first reaction is keep your mouth shut.
I mean, you're not in high school anymore. Her adults,
(08:00):
if they want to fuck up their life in whatever
way possible, they have a right to do that.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
But should they fuel it to fuck up their life
or just let it happen organically if it even does?
What do you mean, like, like, I mean the whole
Oh should I tell somebody or whatever to I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I guess if the married guy is married to her
best friend.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I was gonna say, there's no fucking chance I'm not
screaming and yelling at this dude who is cheating on
my best friend, right, There's no chance I am getting involved.
I'm sorry. I don't think that that's being high school.
I think that's just like looking out for your friends.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, I think if that if that's your best friend,
then sure.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
But if they don't know anybody.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, But if I was just there, like let's say
a bunch of us from the from the station went
and a bunch of people that we kind of know
and whatever, we don't really know what to but we
see that, you know, Derek who's married, and there is
no Derek that I know of. But let's say Derek
is married and he's making out with Shanda. Yeah, who
is you know has a boyfriend? I'd be like, did
not see it? Cover my eyes, I would walk past.
(09:02):
I would be like, did not see a thing?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
At that point, then you're being in high school and
you just want to be in drama.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
If I heard that Derek was smooching someone, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
All right, thanks for the story. I appreciate it, and
I will go back and delete your name. I think
I'll try to remember that one. All right, here we go. Hello,
I'm watching The Year without a Santa Claus and one
of the yelves really sounds like, Hi, rum Dave, is
that where you got the inspiration for the voice Merry Christmas.
I hope you enjoy your time off by the time
(09:36):
you get this Happy New Year from kJ the year
without a Santa clause. I don't I know that when
that's the one with heat, miser and snowmighte.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yes correct, that's the good part of I was like,
I don't know what that movie is, but okay.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Dump dump da dump dump dum dumb. I'm mister, why
Chris missed that one? That's my favorite Christmas movie song
of all time. I don't know what the elf sounds like,
but certainly he was not an inspiration for Hiram. Hiram
(10:12):
was an inspiration from I don't know. I think it
was because one day at the radio station back when
I was twenty or twenty one, somebody called and said,
can you play that one record? Which which record?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
That one? That one by that one god? That one
guy that one record? God? Can you play it? And
I'm like, well, you got to give me more information
than that, And I'm like, there, uh is that one
guy that one? Oh he's on the cover of the album.
And I'm like Eventually we figured out they were talking
about Michael Jackson thriller yeah, and I don't know what song,
(10:46):
but Michael Jackson was prominently featured on the cover of Thriller.
But they were saying, can you play that one record?
So I made up a character and I would have
him call in.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
And say, yeah, can you play that one record?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
What record is that?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You know that one record by that one dude?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Well, which dude is that? And so I would voice
both both parts of it, and then eventually this guy
would call in and tell jokes and make prank phone calls. So,
but we haven't done Hiram in many years. And the
reason we kind of killed off Hiram is because we
used to do him and Angie Taylor would laugh and
Lee would laugh, and Corey Foley I love Corey, she
(11:27):
didn't quite get the character, so she would become annoyed
with him rather than play along. And so it wasn't
working because Corey had to be the audience, and it
wasn't working because she didn't quite understand that she was
supposed to play along, and so she'd be like, oh God, Hiram,
stop calling. It's like okay, Well, he eventually was a
(11:52):
fun question. Thank you, kJ appreciate that one. Let me
hit the lead on that one. It okay, I honestly
I think that's about it. So other things we need
to talk about. We're throwing stuff away. And one of
(12:13):
my Weekend in five photos was a car made out
of wood that I made in eighth grade in one
of my shop classes, and I've carried it around since
I was, you know, thirteen years old, and I haven't
treasured it. It's not on display, it's in a box somewhere.
And we're throwing stuff away. So I found this car
and I threw it away. And we're throwing away so
(12:35):
much stuff that, you know, people say, well, nobody wants
your shit when you die, nobody wants your shit.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And people, you know, like somebody's grandma will die with
her beautiful collection of salt and pepper shakers and little
nick knacks and whatever, and people are like, fuck, I
got to get rid of grandma's shit. So we're getting
rid of tons of stuff. Carson is merciless. There was
a plaque that he got for winning an award and
Boy Scouts for going It's kind of hard to explain,
(13:04):
but it's called the Triple Crown, and there's pictures of
him doing each of the three assignments and a little
thing that says congratulations Carson Kibbler, triple Crown winner, blah
blah blah blah blah. And I found it in the trash. Oh,
And I didn't question him because I thought, if he
wants to throw it away, then he should throw it away, right.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
But still, I mean, I think it's a good thing though,
that he is ruthless with it, because I think like
being sentimental over little things like that starts early on
in life, and it's not going to start for him,
because oh, I'll just get rid of this. I don't
need this, I don't need that. Blah blah blah, get
rid of all that.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
He's're away a model plane that we made together.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh I know you like that thing.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, I did. It was a model plane. It was
probably about I don't know about a foot by a
foot square, and it was a plane that we made
together when he was probably I don't know, eleven, twelve thirteen.
And I found it in the trash, and I'm like, well,
he clearly didn't want that.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
What are you giving it to him? In the sense,
And he'd out to take it back to La with him. No,
we said you would bring it.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
We said, whatever you want to keep. I know you
don't have any room in your apartment now. He's got
a bedroom the size of a small closet. I said,
I know you don't have any room right now, but
if you want tell us what you want to save,
we'll put it in a box or two and we'll
save it for you one day when you got your
own house, and we'll bring it to your mail it
to you.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
So he did with a lot of stuff, mostly clothing
and a couple of other things. But he was, you know,
he was very merciless.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah, that's right. Nice, so that I've not done that
at my mom's house. My mom My room at my
mom's house is exactly the way I left it when
I moved out, and all my stuff is still in there.
But my dad also keeps so much of my stuff
for quote unquote when I have an eventual house and
I can actually put stuff in it, because I just
when you're going from like an apartment to an apartment
(14:53):
to apartment, you don't have space for anything. That's true.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I will say I swung by my dad's at one
point while I was home for the holidays, and I
know I am the way I am because probably of
my dad. He is becoming like a legit hoarder at
this point, like I feel like he used to be,
but like you can barely fucking walk in his basement.
He's got boxes and boxes of shit. And I went
in to be like, can I get some tools? And
(15:17):
of course he's got like three of everything, and I'm like,
this is insane. You don't even use like one set
of a tool. Yeah, so I am. I'm probably Carson
in the Sunset. I'm like, get rid of all of it.
Anytime I'm home at my mom, she's like, do you
want this, I'm like, nope, get rid of it.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I was out of friends this week, baby sitding her kids,
and she said she hired a an organizer for that
very reason. She's like, yep, I have so much stuff.
Both of her parents died, so she has like all
of their stuff like in her home, and yeah, she's
gonna get rid of all of it, organize it all.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
And that is all the time we have for the
Minnesota Goodbye. Send an email because we will definitely need
a new stockpile of emails. Send that to Ryan Show
at KDIWB dot com.
A word of advice to start off the first Minnesota
Goodbye of twenty twenty six. Twenty twenty six, you guys
for a word of advice. Before you wish your friend
happy birthday on Facebook, make sure that they are not dead.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh no, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So a friend of mine died probably four or five
years ago. Her name was Pasha, and she used to
be afraid of Corey Foley call her Corey Foley was
on the show for four years back in like two
thousand and three to two thousand and seven, and Corey
became friends with a woman named Pasha. And Pasha was delightful,
and she was tall and beautiful, and we used to
call her six foot because she was about six foot tall.
(00:40):
And so it came up a couple of years ago.
I was chatting with Pasha's friend and I said, Hey,
how is six foot And she said, oh, well, she died.
Oh my god, are you serious. She was probably forty
forty three something like that, and she died and so
I was very sad. I think she had cancer, and
it was just so shocking because she was so young
(01:01):
and so full of life whatever. And so it pops
up because she still has a Facebook page Hey, it's
your friend Pasha's birthday today. Wish her a happy birthday.
So I click on it just to see what people
have said and whatever, and so people are like, Pasha,
have a great day, happy birthday, Have a good day, girl,
have a you know whatever, happy birthday. You know the
(01:23):
generic ones. Yeah, because Facebook will generate a generic happy birthday,
right to help you out right exactly. And so so
many people had wished Pasha a happy birthday, clearly not
knowing that she died. And it's like, okay, you scroll
down a little bit and you'll see like happy heavenly birthday. Yeah,
(01:45):
have a great birthday in heaven. Blah blah blah. So
there is my first tip of the year for twenty
twenty six. Before you wish somebody a happy birthday that
you don't really know anymore on Facebook, make sure they
ain't dead.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah. That I think that's a good rule of thumb
to lead with for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Any advice to start the year off with, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Bailey, just do what I do. Not wish anyone happy
birthdad Facebook. I never do Yeah, yeah, I just don't.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I never ever do it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I only wish people i'm close with a happy birthday,
and honestly, half the time I forget those because I
don't have Facebook reminding me it's their birth true. Yeah,
so then a month later I'm like, sorry, oh.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I A couple handful of years ago, I made my
resolution to call the people I cared about on their birthdays.
And that was one of my most memorable and successful
New Year's resolutions that I ever made. And I did
it for a full year, and it was actually really fun.
It ended up being a lot because I cared a
lot a lot of people, and so then you know,
it'd be like, Okay, I gotta check facebooks whose birthday
(02:43):
it is and then make the effort to call them
on their birthday and then have a conversation with them
to wish the about happy birthday, blah blah blah. But
the majority of the people were like thrilled that they
got called on their birthday, or they'd be like, you're
the first person to call me.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's a good one. If anyone wants to borrow it,
I did it for a year. That was good enough
for me. They'll remember that I did it that one year.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, yeah, now we do have some emails. I'll be
honest with you because it's a weird day of the year.
Somebody said it's the Monday ist Friday ever, which I
kind of agree. We don't have a whole lot of emails,
so remember you know, the show is built around your email,
so if you got one an idea, please send it
to us to Ryan Show at katiewb dot com. This
(03:24):
is really interesting. It says I got a CD signed
for Christmas, and I want confirmation that it truly came
from your vault and was truly indeed signed by Otown.
I did my research and it would make sense since
last time Otown was in town. All five guys after
the release of the album was jingle Ball two thousand
(03:46):
and two. Shortly after that they were dropped from their
label and they broke up. Any insight would be appreciated.
Only one that could know would probably be Dave, if
he remembers or not. My mom bought it off of eBay.
The sender was local and we are local as well,
so with that being possibly connected to kterably Tobe local seller, maybe,
so it's legit. I'm not looking to resell it. I'm
(04:08):
a big O Town fan. I'm just wondering if Dave
or anybody at caterabilyd B can confirm it was signed
by all five guys and could write something up sign it,
that would be great, much appreciated. No, I'll be honest
with you, I'm not going to make you a certificate
of authenticity because I don't know, but it sounds legit.
I don't think anybody would come up with a O
Town fake autograph CD right of all the things to fake.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Well, she doesn't say how much they paid for it though, right, No,
she doesn't know us out there who might be like,
all right, this is a new business venture. I can
probably get some super fans.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I mean, I guess what I would do is I
would go online and look at a comparison of their
signatures with other people. Just look at Otown signatures and
see what they look like. I remember when Beverly Hills
nine oh two, when I was very popular, and we
got a bunch of shirts that were autograph by what
was the name he died, Luke something.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Oh uh, the one that was on Yeah, No, I
know who you're talking about now, I can't remember her.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So there was Jason Priestley, Luke Perry, and so we
got a bunch of autographed shirts signed by Luke Perry.
But then I compared it to one that I watched
him sign and they weren't even close. So the so
the TV network was having somebody sit in the back
room and fake his autograph and send out a bunch
of Luke Perry fake t shirts. But that was when
(05:31):
Luke Perry was like blazing hot and otown. All these
years later, I don't know. I would guess that's interesting.
I don't know. I would say it's probably legit, but
I'm not going to make up a certificate certificate of
authenticity for you. I will write her back and say, yes,
that sounds legit, all right. Next one, no names, as
(05:51):
this message contains juicy gossip straight from the eyewitness herself. Okay,
I already said her name, so I will go back
and I will delete her name. All right, Let's look
at this email. I have not read it. Let's see
what it says. Are you ready? Okay? Hold on, here
we go, Good God, something happened here. Okay, here we go.
(06:12):
Let me set the scene. It is December twenty seventh,
just after midnight. There's a band playing in a bar
in Maple Grove. The group includes me, two of my
girlfriends let's call him Mary, and Kate. Another girl who's
friends with Kate will call her Ashley. Okay, there's also
two guys with us, one married, one single. The marry
guy is my best friend's husband. The single guy is
(06:32):
also friends with Kate and is kind of seeing Ashley.
So the group is me, Mary, Kate, Ashley, the married guy,
and the single guy. Earlier in the night, the married
guy and my best friend had a huge fight. She
ended up leaving. After that, I noticed the married guy
started to flirt with Hy. Eventually, the two of them
head outside. I follow shortly after, but I stop at
(06:56):
the bathroom first. When I come out of the bathroom
and head toward the door, I see it the married
guy and Ashley are making out. I immediately run back
to tell Mary, Kate, Mary and Kate and tell him
the absolute horror I just witness. Kate storms outside and
starts screaming at both of them. Everyone looks at me,
and Kate asked me to explain exactly what I saw.
(07:18):
So I do que the denial, deny, deny, deny. Now
I'm screaming, furious and shocked, trying to understand why one
of my friends is cheating on my other best friend
with a girl who is literally there with another guy.
Oh and on top of that, they're denying it and
making me look like I'm crazy. Fuck you, I storm off. Later,
(07:39):
the married guy admits the truth and Mary to Mary
and then leaves. Ashley meanwhile continues to deny everything. So
I've left wondering should I have even said anything at all?
Or would have been easier to keep my mouth shut? Sincerely,
no name. My first reaction is keep your mouth shut.
I mean, you're not in high school anymore. Her adults,
(08:00):
if they want to fuck up their life in whatever
way possible, they have a right to do that.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
But should they fuel it to fuck up their life
or just let it happen organically if it even does?
What do you mean, like, like, I mean the whole
Oh should I tell somebody or whatever to I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I guess if the married guy is married to her
best friend.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I was gonna say, there's no fucking chance I'm not
screaming and yelling at this dude who is cheating on
my best friend, right, There's no chance I am getting involved.
I'm sorry. I don't think that that's being high school.
I think that's just like looking out for your friends.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, I think if that if that's your best friend,
then sure.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
But if they don't know anybody.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, But if I was just there, like let's say
a bunch of us from the from the station went
and a bunch of people that we kind of know
and whatever, we don't really know what to but we
see that, you know, Derek who's married, and there is
no Derek that I know of. But let's say Derek
is married and he's making out with Shanda. Yeah, who
is you know has a boyfriend? I'd be like, did
not see it? Cover my eyes, I would walk past.
(09:02):
I would be like, did not see a thing?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
At that point, then you're being in high school and
you just want to be in drama.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
If I heard that Derek was smooching someone, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
All right, thanks for the story. I appreciate it, and
I will go back and delete your name. I think
I'll try to remember that one. All right, here we go. Hello,
I'm watching The Year without a Santa Claus and one
of the yelves really sounds like, Hi, rum Dave, is
that where you got the inspiration for the voice Merry Christmas.
I hope you enjoy your time off by the time
(09:36):
you get this Happy New Year from kJ the year
without a Santa clause. I don't I know that when
that's the one with heat, miser and snowmighte.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yes correct, that's the good part of I was like,
I don't know what that movie is, but okay.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Dump dump da dump dump dum dumb. I'm mister, why
Chris missed that one? That's my favorite Christmas movie song
of all time. I don't know what the elf sounds like,
but certainly he was not an inspiration for Hiram. Hiram
(10:12):
was an inspiration from I don't know. I think it
was because one day at the radio station back when
I was twenty or twenty one, somebody called and said,
can you play that one record? Which which record?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
That one? That one by that one god? That one
guy that one record? God? Can you play it? And
I'm like, well, you got to give me more information
than that, And I'm like, there, uh is that one
guy that one? Oh he's on the cover of the album.
And I'm like Eventually we figured out they were talking
about Michael Jackson thriller yeah, and I don't know what song,
(10:46):
but Michael Jackson was prominently featured on the cover of Thriller.
But they were saying, can you play that one record?
So I made up a character and I would have
him call in.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
And say, yeah, can you play that one record?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
What record is that?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You know that one record by that one dude?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Well, which dude is that? And so I would voice
both both parts of it, and then eventually this guy
would call in and tell jokes and make prank phone calls. So,
but we haven't done Hiram in many years. And the
reason we kind of killed off Hiram is because we
used to do him and Angie Taylor would laugh and
Lee would laugh, and Corey Foley I love Corey, she
(11:27):
didn't quite get the character, so she would become annoyed
with him rather than play along. And so it wasn't
working because Corey had to be the audience, and it
wasn't working because she didn't quite understand that she was
supposed to play along, and so she'd be like, oh God, Hiram,
stop calling. It's like okay, Well, he eventually was a
(11:52):
fun question. Thank you, kJ appreciate that one. Let me
hit the lead on that one. It okay, I honestly
I think that's about it. So other things we need
to talk about. We're throwing stuff away. And one of
(12:13):
my Weekend in five photos was a car made out
of wood that I made in eighth grade in one
of my shop classes, and I've carried it around since
I was, you know, thirteen years old, and I haven't
treasured it. It's not on display, it's in a box somewhere.
And we're throwing stuff away. So I found this car
and I threw it away. And we're throwing away so
(12:35):
much stuff that, you know, people say, well, nobody wants
your shit when you die, nobody wants your shit.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And people, you know, like somebody's grandma will die with
her beautiful collection of salt and pepper shakers and little
nick knacks and whatever, and people are like, fuck, I
got to get rid of grandma's shit. So we're getting
rid of tons of stuff. Carson is merciless. There was
a plaque that he got for winning an award and
Boy Scouts for going It's kind of hard to explain,
(13:04):
but it's called the Triple Crown, and there's pictures of
him doing each of the three assignments and a little
thing that says congratulations Carson Kibbler, triple Crown winner, blah
blah blah blah blah. And I found it in the trash. Oh,
And I didn't question him because I thought, if he
wants to throw it away, then he should throw it away, right.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
But still, I mean, I think it's a good thing though,
that he is ruthless with it, because I think like
being sentimental over little things like that starts early on
in life, and it's not going to start for him,
because oh, I'll just get rid of this. I don't
need this, I don't need that. Blah blah blah, get
rid of all that.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
He's're away a model plane that we made together.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh I know you like that thing.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, I did. It was a model plane. It was
probably about I don't know about a foot by a
foot square, and it was a plane that we made
together when he was probably I don't know, eleven, twelve thirteen.
And I found it in the trash, and I'm like, well,
he clearly didn't want that.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
What are you giving it to him? In the sense,
And he'd out to take it back to La with him. No,
we said you would bring it.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
We said, whatever you want to keep. I know you
don't have any room in your apartment now. He's got
a bedroom the size of a small closet. I said,
I know you don't have any room right now, but
if you want tell us what you want to save,
we'll put it in a box or two and we'll
save it for you one day when you got your
own house, and we'll bring it to your mail it
to you.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
So he did with a lot of stuff, mostly clothing
and a couple of other things. But he was, you know,
he was very merciless.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah, that's right. Nice, so that I've not done that
at my mom's house. My mom My room at my
mom's house is exactly the way I left it when
I moved out, and all my stuff is still in there.
But my dad also keeps so much of my stuff
for quote unquote when I have an eventual house and
I can actually put stuff in it, because I just
when you're going from like an apartment to an apartment
(14:53):
to apartment, you don't have space for anything. That's true.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I will say I swung by my dad's at one
point while I was home for the holidays, and I
know I am the way I am because probably of
my dad. He is becoming like a legit hoarder at
this point, like I feel like he used to be,
but like you can barely fucking walk in his basement.
He's got boxes and boxes of shit. And I went
in to be like, can I get some tools? And
(15:17):
of course he's got like three of everything, and I'm like,
this is insane. You don't even use like one set
of a tool. Yeah, so I am. I'm probably Carson
in the Sunset. I'm like, get rid of all of it.
Anytime I'm home at my mom, she's like, do you
want this, I'm like, nope, get rid of it.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I was out of friends this week, baby sitding her kids,
and she said she hired a an organizer for that
very reason. She's like, yep, I have so much stuff.
Both of her parents died, so she has like all
of their stuff like in her home, and yeah, she's
gonna get rid of all of it, organize it all.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
And that is all the time we have for the
Minnesota Goodbye. Send an email because we will definitely need
a new stockpile of emails. Send that to Ryan Show
at KDIWB dot com.
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