October 24, 2025 • 15 mins
It's Dave's birthday! We talk Ozempic vageen, bad Halloween costumes, and daycares.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the Minnesota Goodbye, and it's the Friday edition,
the birthday edition.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I think I'm getting an espresso.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What birthday sex? Jeremia?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh, I know the song, yeah Jeremiah, Yeah, twenty years
ago something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You think you're going to get any of it?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I don't know. I mean from who.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That's a good question.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
And it's not going to be Susan.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It has to be a person, you know. It could
be an inanimate.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I thought you're going to say it could be an animal.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No, I'm not going to go that far.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, okay, and an animal object like my pillow maybe.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, whatever, whatever, or maybe I don't know. You don't
know what we got you for your birthday yet.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We haven't given you your Is it a flashlight? Can
you imagine how inappropriate that would be? That's funny.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
But speaking of things, you can you know, make love with.
Have you guys heard of ozempic vagina.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Ozimpic vagina? Yes, no, I have not tell us more.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
We've heard about ozembic face where it's kind of like,
look like you've been doing meth, where it just starts
to droop because you've lost so much weight and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
It's a little hollow.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I saw this article yesterday and now I haven't seen
one in person, so you can completely correct me if
I'm wrong. But apparently when you start losing all this weight,
it also can be lost in your vagina labia region.
And so basically your mom's pubis, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Mom's pubis somebody remembers biology class.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So basically, your outer lips are starting to get real
thin compared to what they worked. They were plump with
I guess fat maybe, I don't know. I don't remember
exactly what the article said, but now they're kind of
like drooping. Oh, so it's pollo epic vagina.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I guess it's like if you have like fatty arms
and you like your your upper arm, your bicep area,
and you lose weight. Now the fat's gone, so they droop. Yeah,
so it's like any other body part it'll droop too.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah. I guess that's that's what the article said. And
I just want to say I think all vagina they
are beautiful. Maybe Okay, so whether it's a nozepic one
or a fat one, yeah, I like them all.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Really, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I just wanted to put that out there. Don't want
any want to be self conscious about it. I'm just
saying that I.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Guess about it. You want to learn something.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I think about the times when I've lost a lot
of weight, and I don't feel like I ever saw
it happen in that area.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
No, So granted, were you paying attention? Probably not not.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I guess you're right. Probably they're not.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
And when you're young, things don't hang that much anyway.
Like if you're young, if you're like twenty two years old,
and you lose weight in your arms, they're still very firm.
They're probably not going to hang that much. But maybe
if you're like over a certain age, whatever that might be,
you lose weight in your arms or your face, and
then all of a sudden you got the neck that
hangs a little bit.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
They do say that for women, in the first place
you lose weight is your boobs. And when I was
like twenty two, I lost like twenty pounds over summer
and I was just flat as like a surfboard, and
it was just of everything.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I just didn't have any boobs.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What were you doing when you were twenty two? I
was working.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
That's when my first year at the storic farm.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
So I was doing garden work, sweat your walking, like
constantly squatting, not getting up.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, my mom gets real thin in the summer, manual labor,
constantly working and stuff. But yeah, but I.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Didn't, I didn't recognize any differences in my lady bit.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeahda have you ever recognized difference in your mail bits?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I will know?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Honestly, is this a bad question?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Asked No, No, no, I mean it is that you
could never get away with this over at Anderson Windows.
But but we work at a radio station and we
to lifestyle stuff. So honestly, I think when men lose weight,
if they lose this significant amount, you have more area
of your thing at the base exposed. So in other words,
(03:45):
if you have a lot of fat, it'll like absorb
the base of the thing, And if you lose weight,
there's not as much fat there, so it can appear
to be longer. Oh and also another one is if
you're a guy and you've got a little bit of
a belly, you know what I'm talking about, You cannot
see your stuff, like in the shower, you look down,
(04:05):
you can't see your stuff in the shower.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
But if you lose weight, It's kind of.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Like there's a movie from Eddie Murphy, the Nutty Professor,
and he loses a lot of weight. Remember he's really
fat at the beginning. Then he takes some sort of
like I don't know, experiment or drug or whatever. Some
gets struck by lightning and he's in the shower.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
He goes, I can see my dick. I can see
my dick.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Classic And I remember Alison watching that one when she
was little, and that was one part. I think I
would mute it or like distractor during that part. So, yeah,
it is you wanted to talk about ozembic v Yeah,
I just feel.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Like other thoughts came into my mind and I'm like
debating if I want to say them.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Right, this is what the Minnesota good Bye is.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It has nothing to do with ozmpic vagina anymore. It's
like completely off subject now sort of. But it's about
penises once again, let's hear about it, Okay. So I
remember like just facetiming with the next partner and them
just being naked and showing me them in the mirror whatever,
like in a cute funny way, not in like I'm
trying to be sexual like that was just the kind
of relationship we had, and I remember looking and being like, God,
(05:07):
it looks like you're Dick's laying on a king bed
right now, Like why are your ball so big? Like
every once in a while I would just see this,
like I'm like, I don't know if they like, I
don't know how guys work. I know that they say, whatever,
your penis shrivels up a little bit in the cold
pool or something like that, But I swear sometimes the
bizzles would be so big, and so I'd be like, God,
(05:29):
it's a king bed kind of day. Like, I don't
know if that's the thing too.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't have any comment on that one. I think
that I've never noticed the bizzles change in a lot
of sizes. But I think some guys have, you know,
various sizes of.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Like the.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Scrotum, okay, and then some guys you know, have various
you know, monster penises. So you know, I've never had
that problem. But yeah, anything else you've wondered about about
all this, Jenny, anything else coming back.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
A lot, But I'll we can move on. If there's emails, Can.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I ask one more question? And I'm not trying to
be like gratuitous or gross or whatever. Guys will look
at like other guys, like you know, like when you're
in the locker room or when you're looking at porn
or whatever, and it's like, dang, he's packing. Do women
look at others and go, Wow, that looks way different
or do you go that looks normal?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Is mine normal? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Are you talking about? Oh? Women looking at women's body parts,
not looking at males?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, yeah, No. I have never. I don't know if
Bailey's ever experienced this, but I think it happens to
some women at some point in their life when they're
really drunk. But I've definitely gotten hammered with friends and
we've all kind of showed each other our vaginas. It's
happened with my friends before, and I just remember, like
(06:46):
there definitely was one friend who was known to have
like a lot of meat down there.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And have you seen the video of a woman who
squats over a Casio keyboard and then they cut to
a real close up of literal slices of roast beef
sliding up and down the Cassio keyboard playing Vanessa Carlton.
I don't know, but it's so hysterical someone this thing
(07:13):
is seeing it. If you look up Vanessa Carlton roast Beef,
I bet you'll find it.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I feel like it's hysterically.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I feel like maybe I've seen that, but yeah, so
I've definitely like examined in a drunken state other girls
vaginas just because we were curious. But then like one
time I remember being at a bar. My girlfriend was
in the bathroom with me. As you share bathrooms, because
the line's super long, I've done that. She was like, you,
she is British, you have a beautiful vagina. Okay, that's
my worst British accent. But I was like what, And
(07:40):
she's just and we were just we used to be
very close, so it was very normal. Nothing sexual about Eddie. Like,
it was just She's like, it's very beautiful. And I
was like, thank you, oh my god, I got help.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Pretty.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I believe when I share bathroom, it's just one of
you is washing your hands while the other one is peeing.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
You're not like watching each other.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
In the stall together again, a small stall together, not
like likes are in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I see.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It was in the basement bar in North Loop. If
you're curious, it was one of the stalls. And let
me tell you, when I was young going out there,
you waited fucking five hours to go to the bathroom.
So yeah, you jumped in there with your friend.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, all right, well onto one Ita. Really interesting. I
think that we you know, we we don't try to
be vulgar on this, but sometimes things come up that
everybody thinks about and talks about. And I thought that
was really interesting that you found that little side effect
of ozimpic. So maybe somebody listening will be like, yeah,
you know what, that is a real thing. Send an
(08:37):
email on with your thoughts on this Minnesota. Goodbye to
Ryan Show at Katie Wouldbeat dot com. I think we're
ready for one Nita. I think I've got everything tuned
in and turned on. Let's check her out here we go.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Hey, Hey, So I just want to thank the people
who wrote in yesterday to give me some words of
encouragement to try to get me over my fear of flying,
just to let you know I'm still afraid, but I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
I get I just pictured myself getting on the plane
and Snoop dogg gets gets on the intercom to let
us know that he's a pilot, you know, like on
Soul plane. But anyway, now that we're close to Halloween,
I just want to put my psa out there to
these sixteen, seventeen, eighteen year old kids that come to that,
you know, come to my door with a cheap, lame
(09:23):
ass costume. You ain't getting no candy this year. Let
me give you an example. So last year, it was
a whole bunch of grown ass kids that came to
the door. One kid had a literally he had a
shirt that said ghost Ceilings. I'm like, well, what are
you supposed to be? He said he was a ceiling fan.
And there was another kid, I get it, a book
(09:45):
rode across his forehead and I'm like, who are you?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
And he said he's Facebook. He's a kicker.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
This a couple of black kids came to the door.
The one kid had a P wrote on his eye.
I asked him, I said, what the fuck is that
supposed to be? He said he was a black eyed
p I'm like, you gotta be shitting me if you
all come to my door with some bullshit like this again.
This year, I'm letting you know now I'm treating you
like the soup Nazi, no candy for you.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Well, that's my ride for this week. I'll talk to
you guys next week.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
You know what clever. I think those are clever too.
I think she might be joking, but I think that's
very funny.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I used to complain about kids that would come by
dressed as a Viking fan because they're weren't a Viking's
hat in a jersey. Yeah, and they're sixteen, and now
it's like, you know what, let him go have fun.
You know, in a couple of years, they'll be in
college and they'll have you know, tests and girlfriends and
venereal diseases and pregnancy scares and all the things that
you know that come with growing up and adolescents and whatever.
(10:49):
So I don't care if they're sixteen and they come
by and a like, Bailey's wearing a Schmidt beer hat
and be like, well, what are you? I'm a Schmidt
beer salesman. Okay, I don't care. He have a Mountains bar.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I don't Yah.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
My mom says it's long long as they're wearing a costume,
she will give them candy.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I think I've seen this on social media circulating lately.
It was like, hey, give the teenage kids candy that
come to your door, even if they're barely dressed up,
because at least they're not out doing something worse like drugs. Yeah,
and it's like that's true, Like I would rather them
come to my door dressed in a Vikings, Jersey give
them a piece of candy, than them be out there
smoking crack, smoking crack.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You don't want to smoke crack.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Kids don't smoke crack anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I don't know, not anymore. It's not cool Enore.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
They're busy. Trigger treating.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Uh crack was I think a big thing back in
the day. I don't think it's. I mean maybe with
some people. Sure, I don't think it was ever made
its way into high schools. It's all vaping. Kids don't
smoke anymore. I think they all vape.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
So weird to me. That's weird to me. I don't
like vaping, but I do like trigger treating.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You haven't tried it. You haven't tried vaping.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
I'm good, I'll pass. Actually, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Email here we go. Please don't say my name.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I've worked at multiple daycares and I've recognized a can
asistent problem. Every owner I've worked for has been rich,
travels overseas every other month, huge house on Minnetonka, and
works minimal hours at the center. I work full time.
I got less than fifty dollars after paying all my
monthly bills. It's extremely discouraging, and I just want people
to know the insane amount of money you're paying for
(12:18):
daycare is never going to the people who actually take
care of your kids. The kids who we comfort, love
and teach. Your kids are being paid next to nothing.
So please be kind to us and listen when we
talk about your kids' day. If we don't. If we
say they need to start eating solids, it's because they do.
We spend more time with your child when they're awake
(12:40):
than you do. Sorry, rough reality there, so we know them.
Be kind, listen and know that we are there because
we love kids, because we could make more money working
in the car wash down the street, but we choose
to be there and love your kids. Very interesting.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, Okay, that's all. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
If this is boring, not up to part for the podcast. No,
it's absolutely totally fine. It's just been bugging me lately.
It's so exhausting to take care of twelve toddlers all
day and then donating plasma and door dashing just to
be able to stay afloat. Hurts my heart to know
I have to walk away from childcare eventually because it's
not sustainable long term because of the pay. It hurts
(13:18):
more where you see the money actually goes. Oh well,
that's all. Happy birthday, Dave, thank you very much. I
didn't know that the daycare field paid so little.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Yeah, it barely pays it. My mom works at a daycare.
She's like the uh, I don't think I knew that. Well,
she well, it's not like her full life career, so
she had like a different career. And then I don't know,
once she she like lost that job and then couldn't
get a job in it because she was like too old.
So then now she works at a daycare. She's like
the kitchen manager. And my mom does not make a
(13:51):
lot of money, and nobody at that day care facility
makes a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
So you definitely do it because you love kids.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Yeah, and my mom loves like little kids and she
loves cooking. That's what she does. She's like the head
cook lady. So yeah, shout out to all daycare people.
My sister and her spouse also worked in daycares. That's
where they met.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm going to send that, Jenny to you, because I
think it might be really interesting to read on the
actual radio show. So here comes Jenny. What are you
going to title this episode? Ozembic vagina?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
I was going to write either birthday sex or I'll
show you mine, because Jenny and her friends showing each
other they're vaginas.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Anybody else done that?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I think one time in probably ninth grade or so,
me and my friend Scott did and it wasn't weird
at all. It wasn't sexual at all. It was more like,
oh wow, okay interesting.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
No, I've never once, but and I've done burlesque, so
I've seen a lot of things. I've seen a lot
of vagina. Mostly, I've just seen boobs. So like, I
have seen my friend's boobs before, and I'm always like whoa,
jump scared because you know them as thing and then you.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
See their boobs and it's downhill from there. You're like whoa.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
So I'm waiting for that to happen with Jenny. I'm
waiting for her boobs to fall.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Out to be in the room.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You won't have to wait long. Just catch me at
Boo Bash. Then you might do something.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
All right. That is it for the Minnesota. Goodbye.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Send your emails you have any thoughts on anything we
talked about, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Sure you do.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Hopefully this will get us a flurry of new emails
and we'll talk to you next week here in the Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Goodbye.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
That email address is you probably are aware. Ryan Show
at KDWB dot com.
It is the Minnesota Goodbye, and it's the Friday edition,
the birthday edition.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I think I'm getting an espresso.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What birthday sex? Jeremia?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh, I know the song, yeah Jeremiah, Yeah, twenty years
ago something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You think you're going to get any of it?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I don't know. I mean from who.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That's a good question.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
And it's not going to be Susan.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It has to be a person, you know. It could
be an inanimate.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I thought you're going to say it could be an animal.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No, I'm not going to go that far.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, okay, and an animal object like my pillow maybe.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, whatever, whatever, or maybe I don't know. You don't
know what we got you for your birthday yet.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We haven't given you your Is it a flashlight? Can
you imagine how inappropriate that would be? That's funny.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
But speaking of things, you can you know, make love with.
Have you guys heard of ozempic vagina.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Ozimpic vagina? Yes, no, I have not tell us more.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
We've heard about ozembic face where it's kind of like,
look like you've been doing meth, where it just starts
to droop because you've lost so much weight and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
It's a little hollow.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I saw this article yesterday and now I haven't seen
one in person, so you can completely correct me if
I'm wrong. But apparently when you start losing all this weight,
it also can be lost in your vagina labia region.
And so basically your mom's pubis, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Mom's pubis somebody remembers biology class.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So basically, your outer lips are starting to get real
thin compared to what they worked. They were plump with
I guess fat maybe, I don't know. I don't remember
exactly what the article said, but now they're kind of
like drooping. Oh, so it's pollo epic vagina.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I guess it's like if you have like fatty arms
and you like your your upper arm, your bicep area,
and you lose weight. Now the fat's gone, so they droop. Yeah,
so it's like any other body part it'll droop too.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah. I guess that's that's what the article said. And
I just want to say I think all vagina they
are beautiful. Maybe Okay, so whether it's a nozepic one
or a fat one, yeah, I like them all.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Really, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I just wanted to put that out there. Don't want
any want to be self conscious about it. I'm just
saying that I.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Guess about it. You want to learn something.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I think about the times when I've lost a lot
of weight, and I don't feel like I ever saw
it happen in that area.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
No, So granted, were you paying attention? Probably not not.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I guess you're right. Probably they're not.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
And when you're young, things don't hang that much anyway.
Like if you're young, if you're like twenty two years old,
and you lose weight in your arms, they're still very firm.
They're probably not going to hang that much. But maybe
if you're like over a certain age, whatever that might be,
you lose weight in your arms or your face, and
then all of a sudden you got the neck that
hangs a little bit.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
They do say that for women, in the first place
you lose weight is your boobs. And when I was
like twenty two, I lost like twenty pounds over summer
and I was just flat as like a surfboard, and
it was just of everything.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I just didn't have any boobs.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What were you doing when you were twenty two? I
was working.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
That's when my first year at the storic farm.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
So I was doing garden work, sweat your walking, like
constantly squatting, not getting up.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, my mom gets real thin in the summer, manual labor,
constantly working and stuff. But yeah, but I.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Didn't, I didn't recognize any differences in my lady bit.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeahda have you ever recognized difference in your mail bits?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I will know?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Honestly, is this a bad question?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Asked No, No, no, I mean it is that you
could never get away with this over at Anderson Windows.
But but we work at a radio station and we
to lifestyle stuff. So honestly, I think when men lose weight,
if they lose this significant amount, you have more area
of your thing at the base exposed. So in other words,
(03:45):
if you have a lot of fat, it'll like absorb
the base of the thing, And if you lose weight,
there's not as much fat there, so it can appear
to be longer. Oh and also another one is if
you're a guy and you've got a little bit of
a belly, you know what I'm talking about, You cannot
see your stuff, like in the shower, you look down,
(04:05):
you can't see your stuff in the shower.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
But if you lose weight, It's kind of.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Like there's a movie from Eddie Murphy, the Nutty Professor,
and he loses a lot of weight. Remember he's really
fat at the beginning. Then he takes some sort of
like I don't know, experiment or drug or whatever. Some
gets struck by lightning and he's in the shower.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
He goes, I can see my dick. I can see
my dick.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Classic And I remember Alison watching that one when she
was little, and that was one part. I think I
would mute it or like distractor during that part. So, yeah,
it is you wanted to talk about ozembic v Yeah,
I just feel.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Like other thoughts came into my mind and I'm like
debating if I want to say them.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Right, this is what the Minnesota good Bye is.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It has nothing to do with ozmpic vagina anymore. It's
like completely off subject now sort of. But it's about
penises once again, let's hear about it, Okay. So I
remember like just facetiming with the next partner and them
just being naked and showing me them in the mirror whatever,
like in a cute funny way, not in like I'm
trying to be sexual like that was just the kind
of relationship we had, and I remember looking and being like, God,
(05:07):
it looks like you're Dick's laying on a king bed
right now, Like why are your ball so big? Like
every once in a while I would just see this,
like I'm like, I don't know if they like, I
don't know how guys work. I know that they say, whatever,
your penis shrivels up a little bit in the cold
pool or something like that, But I swear sometimes the
bizzles would be so big, and so I'd be like, God,
(05:29):
it's a king bed kind of day. Like, I don't
know if that's the thing too.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't have any comment on that one. I think
that I've never noticed the bizzles change in a lot
of sizes. But I think some guys have, you know,
various sizes of.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Like the.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Scrotum, okay, and then some guys you know, have various
you know, monster penises. So you know, I've never had
that problem. But yeah, anything else you've wondered about about
all this, Jenny, anything else coming back.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
A lot, But I'll we can move on. If there's emails, Can.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I ask one more question? And I'm not trying to
be like gratuitous or gross or whatever. Guys will look
at like other guys, like you know, like when you're
in the locker room or when you're looking at porn
or whatever, and it's like, dang, he's packing. Do women
look at others and go, Wow, that looks way different
or do you go that looks normal?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Is mine normal? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Are you talking about? Oh? Women looking at women's body parts,
not looking at males?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, yeah, No. I have never. I don't know if
Bailey's ever experienced this, but I think it happens to
some women at some point in their life when they're
really drunk. But I've definitely gotten hammered with friends and
we've all kind of showed each other our vaginas. It's
happened with my friends before, and I just remember, like
(06:46):
there definitely was one friend who was known to have
like a lot of meat down there.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And have you seen the video of a woman who
squats over a Casio keyboard and then they cut to
a real close up of literal slices of roast beef
sliding up and down the Cassio keyboard playing Vanessa Carlton.
I don't know, but it's so hysterical someone this thing
(07:13):
is seeing it. If you look up Vanessa Carlton roast Beef,
I bet you'll find it.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I feel like it's hysterically.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I feel like maybe I've seen that, but yeah, so
I've definitely like examined in a drunken state other girls
vaginas just because we were curious. But then like one
time I remember being at a bar. My girlfriend was
in the bathroom with me. As you share bathrooms, because
the line's super long, I've done that. She was like, you,
she is British, you have a beautiful vagina. Okay, that's
my worst British accent. But I was like what, And
(07:40):
she's just and we were just we used to be
very close, so it was very normal. Nothing sexual about Eddie. Like,
it was just She's like, it's very beautiful. And I
was like, thank you, oh my god, I got help.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Pretty.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I believe when I share bathroom, it's just one of
you is washing your hands while the other one is peeing.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
You're not like watching each other.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
In the stall together again, a small stall together, not
like likes are in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I see.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It was in the basement bar in North Loop. If
you're curious, it was one of the stalls. And let
me tell you, when I was young going out there,
you waited fucking five hours to go to the bathroom.
So yeah, you jumped in there with your friend.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, all right, well onto one Ita. Really interesting. I
think that we you know, we we don't try to
be vulgar on this, but sometimes things come up that
everybody thinks about and talks about. And I thought that
was really interesting that you found that little side effect
of ozimpic. So maybe somebody listening will be like, yeah,
you know what, that is a real thing. Send an
(08:37):
email on with your thoughts on this Minnesota. Goodbye to
Ryan Show at Katie Wouldbeat dot com. I think we're
ready for one Nita. I think I've got everything tuned
in and turned on. Let's check her out here we go.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Hey, Hey, So I just want to thank the people
who wrote in yesterday to give me some words of
encouragement to try to get me over my fear of flying,
just to let you know I'm still afraid, but I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
I get I just pictured myself getting on the plane
and Snoop dogg gets gets on the intercom to let
us know that he's a pilot, you know, like on
Soul plane. But anyway, now that we're close to Halloween,
I just want to put my psa out there to
these sixteen, seventeen, eighteen year old kids that come to that,
you know, come to my door with a cheap, lame
(09:23):
ass costume. You ain't getting no candy this year. Let
me give you an example. So last year, it was
a whole bunch of grown ass kids that came to
the door. One kid had a literally he had a
shirt that said ghost Ceilings. I'm like, well, what are
you supposed to be? He said he was a ceiling fan.
And there was another kid, I get it, a book
(09:45):
rode across his forehead and I'm like, who are you?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
And he said he's Facebook. He's a kicker.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
This a couple of black kids came to the door.
The one kid had a P wrote on his eye.
I asked him, I said, what the fuck is that
supposed to be? He said he was a black eyed
p I'm like, you gotta be shitting me if you
all come to my door with some bullshit like this again.
This year, I'm letting you know now I'm treating you
like the soup Nazi, no candy for you.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Well, that's my ride for this week. I'll talk to
you guys next week.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
You know what clever. I think those are clever too.
I think she might be joking, but I think that's
very funny.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I used to complain about kids that would come by
dressed as a Viking fan because they're weren't a Viking's
hat in a jersey. Yeah, and they're sixteen, and now
it's like, you know what, let him go have fun.
You know, in a couple of years, they'll be in
college and they'll have you know, tests and girlfriends and
venereal diseases and pregnancy scares and all the things that
you know that come with growing up and adolescents and whatever.
(10:49):
So I don't care if they're sixteen and they come
by and a like, Bailey's wearing a Schmidt beer hat
and be like, well, what are you? I'm a Schmidt
beer salesman. Okay, I don't care. He have a Mountains bar.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I don't Yah.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
My mom says it's long long as they're wearing a costume,
she will give them candy.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I think I've seen this on social media circulating lately.
It was like, hey, give the teenage kids candy that
come to your door, even if they're barely dressed up,
because at least they're not out doing something worse like drugs. Yeah,
and it's like that's true, Like I would rather them
come to my door dressed in a Vikings, Jersey give
them a piece of candy, than them be out there
smoking crack, smoking crack.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You don't want to smoke crack.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Kids don't smoke crack anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I don't know, not anymore. It's not cool Enore.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
They're busy. Trigger treating.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Uh crack was I think a big thing back in
the day. I don't think it's. I mean maybe with
some people. Sure, I don't think it was ever made
its way into high schools. It's all vaping. Kids don't
smoke anymore. I think they all vape.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
So weird to me. That's weird to me. I don't
like vaping, but I do like trigger treating.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You haven't tried it. You haven't tried vaping.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
I'm good, I'll pass. Actually, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Email here we go. Please don't say my name.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I've worked at multiple daycares and I've recognized a can
asistent problem. Every owner I've worked for has been rich,
travels overseas every other month, huge house on Minnetonka, and
works minimal hours at the center. I work full time.
I got less than fifty dollars after paying all my
monthly bills. It's extremely discouraging, and I just want people
to know the insane amount of money you're paying for
(12:18):
daycare is never going to the people who actually take
care of your kids. The kids who we comfort, love
and teach. Your kids are being paid next to nothing.
So please be kind to us and listen when we
talk about your kids' day. If we don't. If we
say they need to start eating solids, it's because they do.
We spend more time with your child when they're awake
(12:40):
than you do. Sorry, rough reality there, so we know them.
Be kind, listen and know that we are there because
we love kids, because we could make more money working
in the car wash down the street, but we choose
to be there and love your kids. Very interesting.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, Okay, that's all. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
If this is boring, not up to part for the podcast. No,
it's absolutely totally fine. It's just been bugging me lately.
It's so exhausting to take care of twelve toddlers all
day and then donating plasma and door dashing just to
be able to stay afloat. Hurts my heart to know
I have to walk away from childcare eventually because it's
not sustainable long term because of the pay. It hurts
(13:18):
more where you see the money actually goes. Oh well,
that's all. Happy birthday, Dave, thank you very much. I
didn't know that the daycare field paid so little.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Yeah, it barely pays it. My mom works at a daycare.
She's like the uh, I don't think I knew that. Well,
she well, it's not like her full life career, so
she had like a different career. And then I don't know,
once she she like lost that job and then couldn't
get a job in it because she was like too old.
So then now she works at a daycare. She's like
the kitchen manager. And my mom does not make a
(13:51):
lot of money, and nobody at that day care facility
makes a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
So you definitely do it because you love kids.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Yeah, and my mom loves like little kids and she
loves cooking. That's what she does. She's like the head
cook lady. So yeah, shout out to all daycare people.
My sister and her spouse also worked in daycares. That's
where they met.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm going to send that, Jenny to you, because I
think it might be really interesting to read on the
actual radio show. So here comes Jenny. What are you
going to title this episode? Ozembic vagina?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
I was going to write either birthday sex or I'll
show you mine, because Jenny and her friends showing each
other they're vaginas.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Anybody else done that?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I think one time in probably ninth grade or so,
me and my friend Scott did and it wasn't weird
at all. It wasn't sexual at all. It was more like,
oh wow, okay interesting.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
No, I've never once, but and I've done burlesque, so
I've seen a lot of things. I've seen a lot
of vagina. Mostly, I've just seen boobs. So like, I
have seen my friend's boobs before, and I'm always like whoa,
jump scared because you know them as thing and then you.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
See their boobs and it's downhill from there. You're like whoa.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
So I'm waiting for that to happen with Jenny. I'm
waiting for her boobs to fall.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Out to be in the room.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You won't have to wait long. Just catch me at
Boo Bash. Then you might do something.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
All right. That is it for the Minnesota. Goodbye.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Send your emails you have any thoughts on anything we
talked about, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Sure you do.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Hopefully this will get us a flurry of new emails
and we'll talk to you next week here in the Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Goodbye.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
That email address is you probably are aware. Ryan Show
at KDWB dot com.
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