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January 12, 2026 • 17 mins

We gripe about rude children, talk the WNBA, and recount the biggest events we've ever been apart of.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What do you have with chili? So we had chili
last night, and you know, it was a perfect day
with football on and cold outside, and and so we
made chili. Yeah, And when we have chili, we always
we don't put crackers in it. We talked about this
last week. We use torstitos tostitos scoops, yeah, and free
doos scoops yeah. And so you have a little bit

(00:22):
of a dip and then when the scoops are gone,
you have chili. So, but we were talking about putting
what do you do with your chili?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I do corn bread. I'll do like corn bread muffins.
It's like a dollar for a mix or two dollars
or something super easy. Just make sure you make those, remember,
because you always forget to make that until like later,
and you do have to bake them for like twenty
twenty five minutes or something.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Okay, Yeah, telling that. So, our friend Nate writes in
and he said he was talking about no phone screen
or Friday, and Juanita shared about crackers and chili, and
I felt so seen. Nate says, I always always put crackers,
usually saltines in my chili, even when I make it. Myself,
I have since I was a kid, so maybe there's
some childhood in this dalgia or comfort. But it also
makes the chili less hot temperature wise, and with the

(01:06):
addition of shredded cheese and sour cream, you can achieve
the perfect consistency. However, my wife disagrees, claiming it almost
always becomes a paste resembling oatmeal. But I think she's
just biased because she doesn't like oatmeal. She's okay, you know.
I think that's the great thing about so many things

(01:27):
in life. We all have our different preferences, whether it's music,
places to go on vacation, chili, sex, What I might
think is really really hot in the bedroom, you might
think is disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
So yeah, one time you told me about what you
like to do with Susan's finger fucking weird.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh you think that's weird? Yeah, yeah, I see. I
don't think it's weird. I think it's weird at all.
But we all have our different things. Also, my question
or topic for discussion is unrelated, but I noticed when
we were at the Maple Grove Unity Centers indoor playground Sunday,
would you, as a parent say something to another child
at the playground that's being excessively loud or playing rough

(02:07):
with little kids. I notice this mosted indoor playgrounds, especially
McDonald's with a playplace, but it seems there's always one
or two kids whose default playing style is to just
scream when being chased or playing tag. Meanwhile, the parents
on their phone completely oblivious or tuned out altogether. I'm
all for that if you're outside of a playground and

(02:28):
there's not a ceiling in walls to echo. But when
your twelve year old is running around so fast, the
little kids almost get taken out, and they're screaming to
the top of their lungs, scaring other little kids and
hurting all of our ears. Do I, as another parent
of a young child trying to enjoy their time, do
I get to say anything? I usually don't. I teach
my own kids they're only in control of their own body,
and if they cover their ears, others might get the hint. Well.

(02:52):
I hope this provides for some content for the podcast
and or show. Have an amazing week and enjoy the
little slivers of sun like peeking above the horizon at
seven am. That's from Nate. I don't have any experience
with that lately. But I have taken the girls who

(03:12):
were three and five to the McDonald's play place and
they were fine. They you know, there was no but
I could see the danger of a twelve year old
or the frustration of a twelve year old being obnoxious
in the playplace.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, I can only really relate this to dogs. And
the dog I'm watching right now. I brought her to
the dog park yesterday and she was barking constantly and
every other dog was quiet, and she doesn't I'm not
her owner, so she doesn't really listen to me, and
I kept trying to grab her, and I felt like
so I felt like the irresponsible parent, but like she

(03:47):
was just she's just a chatty dog. She loves That's
like how she talks to you. And so I felt
not great about that. But like, I don't think that
I would ever go up to a different owner and
be like, tell your dog to stop barking, you know, Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, I know I get that. I think one of
the options is to just leave, but that kind of sucks.
And I think that when a parent has an obnoxious,
loud child, they're so immune to it that they don't
notice anymore. So if little Jacqueline is twelve years old
and she's a little asshole and she's running around and
she's like, you know, like running past other kids and

(04:24):
scaring them and screaming, Jacqueline's parents aren't going to all
of a sudden notice or Jacqueline is so undisciplined that
if they say you stop it right now or we're
gonna leave, she doesn't care because she's heard that a
million times, right, Soles little asshole. Yeah, hey, Jacqueline a
little asshole, all right, So thank you for that one.

(04:48):
Next one from Aaron, also a big fan of I
hate to call people fans, I say supporters of the show.
So but if you're a fan of the show, I
appreciate that. Aaron says. If you ask people on Facebook,
they'll tell you I'm a huge douchebag. But every once
in a while I'm kind and helpful. An example NASCAR
race in Chicago last July, there was a driver interview

(05:10):
on a small stage. In attendance was a girl in
Chase Elliott gear, holding a Chase Elliott die cast car
and a sharpie. Obviously she wanted an autograph. Now, I'm
a seasoned attendee. So I know the drill as the
interview in it, and I tapped her on the shoulder
and pointed to an area off to the side of
the stage. I said, go there. She followed by directive
and achieved her goal of meeting her favorite driver. Her

(05:31):
parents thanked me for my pro tip. As for peaks
to climb, my family and I visited the Phoenix area
last year. Without doing too much research, we decided to
kaike Camelback Mountain. We only had our street shoes. The
hike is very rocky and steep. In retrospect, it was
an ill advised adventure to pursue, especially with our nine
year old daughter and lack of experience, but we made

(05:51):
it to the summit and back. Aaron in Plymouth, Wow, Aaron,
you know what you are as smart ass, and you're
really funny And I love you for that because I
saw Aaron not too long ago when we did the
Dave and Busters thing, and I said, what's up, a
little bitch? And he laughed and he called me something
funny too, because that's how friends greet each other. Sure, yeah, yeah,
what's uppy a little bitch?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
What's up, bitch?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah? But that was very cool. Of course, he has
a nice side to him, so that was very nice
of you to do. I took Chase up camel Back
Mountain when he was about seven or eight and he
had a little kid toy canteen, like a Scooby Doo
canteen or something, and he hated it. He's not a hiker.
We got maybe half a mile up the trail. Yeah,

(06:35):
I'm tired, and I'm like, that's okay, buddy.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Make it to the top.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, was a little bit.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's in Colorado.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Camelback is in the middle of Phoenix. Yeah, and they
call it that because it's you know, two humps really yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh next one. Tanya says, I wanted to drop a
line and say thank you Bailey for sharing your feedback
and opinions about Shucked Musical At the Orphia. My daughter

(07:07):
and I went today. This was Sunday for the one
PM show. We had a blast. The dad jokes were fantastic.
The level of raunchy humor was immersing. I've included a
pair of us a picture of us in our balcony seats.
Thanks for being so entertaining. Love you guys. That's Tanya
from Howard Lake, listener since nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
And there's Tanya, you guys got good seat.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Sharing a very memorable, memorable moment with her daughter que.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I'm glad he liked it.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, thanks for sending that. I really appreciate that one.
This is interesting and I might need a little background
on this one because I read it earlier and I
don't understand it. Sarah writes in I listened to the
show every morning. My husband tried to call in seventeen
times for no phone screen or Friday and couldn't get through.
He is very passionate about what is happening with the WNBA.

(07:52):
We are not political people, but this is a very
interesting story that I feel like not many people are
talking about or even Noah, what's going on the result
of this CBA could put the w NBA out of business.
Thanks for your time from Sarah. CBA makes me think
of Canadian Basketball Association. Can somebody look that up really quick?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I'm trying to look right.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Now what that has to do with a WNBA. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
In cbad turn off your air ad blocker, yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, take your time. Hold on.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
So we're doing little research in real time. I don't
know what this is about, but I know that the
WNBA is, you know, I think they're fighting for more money.
I don't know if they worked out a contract. I'm
not really sure. I don't follow basketball. I don't follow
the WNBA. I know my top sports.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Are football, Chinese basketball, Chinese Okay, CBA basket says after
Basketball Association.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Two short term extensions since then of an October the
collective bargaining agreement.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh oh, collective bargaining agreement so different things.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, between the WNBA and the WNBPA expired at midnight
on Friday, and as of writing this, there aren't plans
for either the players or the league to agree to
another extension. That the deadline passed without an agreement. Wasn't
then a surprise. Players Union vice president and current New
York Liberty forward Brianna Stewart express for doubt about a

(09:23):
new CBA being agreed to before the expiration.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
So, yeah, so it sounds like, if I'm going to
just read between the lines, it sounds like the players
want more money, and so they've got this collective bargaining
agreement and the league might just say we'll forget it.
We're not going to pay you that much, so we're
just going to fold. For example, if I win, if
all of the DJs from KTWB went in and demanded

(09:49):
four million dollars a year and there was nobody to
replace us, the station would just go, well, then we're
going to close up shop because we don't have four
million dollars.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh, I see, So they're just going to Essentially, the
WNBA could potentially close up shop.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's what I get, because they said that it could
put the WNBA out of business. Wow, and this is
three people speculating and reading between the lines when we
know nothing.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Again the details, it says. Over the past two months,
it's become clear that the main schisms between both sides
have revolved around the ways in which the WNBA allocates
it's money and the fact that both sides prefer different
revenue sharing models. So, yes, it sounds like it's all
coming down to money.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, of course it is. It's always all about money,
So all right. Next one from Aaron Dave Jenny Bailey,
responding to your question from one of the latest episodes
on what you Kept from an ex? I have a
quick story to share about seven or eight years ago,
my ex and I came home from the bar pretty drunk,
and he passed out mid text to his friend. Since

(10:50):
I was drunk too, I did some snooping on his phone.
Things were a little bit rocky for a while, and
I saw him saying some really really hurtful things about me,
oh and my body to his friend. Oh no, we
were together almost five years. I grabbed all my stuff
and in leaving his apartment, I took his blue ceramic
olive oil dispenser that I always loved and broke up

(11:12):
with him. I still have it to this day. What
the what is? This is the most random as fuck?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
What okay?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Mean? Things are out the way I look? So I
took his olive oil dispenser. Bye.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
I love that you sent in something so random. Apparently
I guess we were talking about what you kept from
an ex. Yeah, so that is still really random and erin.
I am here for it. Thank you very much. Some
of the most fun emails are have nothing to do
with anything that we've necessarily talked about. But I guess
we did talk about that at one time, So thank you.

(11:47):
Aaron hit the lead on that one. Shout out to
Brianna because she sent in a wild rice soup recipe,
and she last week when we did the soup rackets
on the radio show, she wrote and she sent a
text and said, I have the best wild Rice super recipe.
I said, well, email it to me. So I'm going

(12:09):
to keep it and probably make it at some point.
But if you want a copy of this, send an
email and say I want Brianna's Wild Rice super recipe,
and I will forward it over to you.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
You get a wild Rice super recipe. You get your recipe, and.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
We're going to wrap up with them. This from Taylor,
who sends us these Honey Conversation starter cards once in
a while. What is the biggest event you've ever attended.
I'll go first while I'll give you guys a chance
to think about it. It's purely by chance. I didn't
go expecting it to be a big event. But in

(12:46):
nineteen eighty seven, I want to say, there was a
legendary football game between the Denver Broncos and the Cleveland Browns,
and my girlfriend at the time, Janet, had tickets, and
so we drove up to Cleveland. The roads were terrible,
I remember, just just all awful roads. We got there,
the next day we went to the game, and what
took place at the game was an amazing comeback called

(13:09):
the drive. Do you know what a drive is? A
drive is like an effort to get from one end
of the field to the other. They call it a
ninety yard touchdown drive or a seventy two yard touchdown drive. Now,
every day in a football game there is a drive,
but there's only one drive called the drive, okay, And
this is where John Elway started it like his own

(13:32):
two yard line and had a couple of like fourth
and seventeen's or third and twenty ones and fumbles and sacks,
but they drove down, they got a touchdown, and they
won the AFC Championship game. And I appreciate you pretending
that you care about this, Dailey.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
It's going in one ear and it's sort of cooking
in there.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
I got it leaves the other ear.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I think we could equate it to maybe something similar
to like the Minneapolis Miracle.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yes, but bigger. The Minneapolis Miracle was one play and
it was really cool. That was to fun digs, right, yeah,
But this was like a game for the ages that
forty years later, people still talk about the drive and
if you YouTube it, there'll be forty seven different youtubes
on it with an account that I was there, and

(14:21):
I'll never forget it. And I remember it being cold,
and I remember the Browns fans being so disheartened when
this happened, and I was one of the only Broncos
fans in the stadium, and I was like, yeah, do
you guys have a story about the biggest event you
ever attended?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
I would say one of the most memorable and like
something I'll remember forever was I did go down to
First Ab the day that Prince had died, and they
had like a big block party that night, and then
like I think the whole weekend pretty much, but I
went there like the first night and it was just
like Prince music playing everywhere, people dancing, but also sadness
obviously because he had passed away. So I feel like

(14:59):
that's probably one of my most unique ones. I also
not to steal days Thunder, but I was at the
Broncos game where Peyton Manning broke the all time record
for career touchdown pass It Oh cool. Yeah, So that
was back in twenty fourteen, so I did get to
witness that, which was cool, but not as big of
what yours.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Was, Okay, mine aren't nearly as cool. I literally I
was thinking of like in terms of size and the
National Speech Tournament. That's the biggest event I've ever been
to where there's a lot of kids there and they're
all excited and yelling and screaming. But I've never I
don't go to like sports games. My mom went to
like two different games in the Twins World Series, the
two different times they were in.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
So she talks about that a lot. But I don't
really I don't know. I don't. I guess I'm not
really a part of big transcendent things.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I think I think it's a matter of chance. Yeah,
you know, that game with the Broncos and the Browns
could have been a very forgettable game that I don't
even have a story about it. It just was a
matter of chance that it became a legendary game and
you lucked out. But be like, oh, you went to
the Mall of America and that was the day that

(16:04):
name a Brad Brad got sit what'd you say? In
Sync showed up? That's even better? Okay, So yeah, I mean,
and I was not at the n SYNC event at
Mall of America where they were like somebody threw a
water balloon off the fourth level. I was not there,
but that was a KWB event, but that would have

(16:25):
been a big event.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
So I can't think of literally like anything.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Well, i'll tell you what. As you're listening to the
podcast number one, thank you number two, let me know
what was the big event that you were at, either
intentionally or just by chance. I mean, I went to
one of MTV Video Music Awards at the Radio City
Music Hall and that was cool, and I.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Went I did go to the Billboard Music Awards too
in Vegas. Okay, that probably might be the biggest cool.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Okay, all right, I don't track shit.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, you you're still young, you're getting older every day. Yeah, okay,
send those in Ryan Show to Ryan Show at KDWB
dot com. And if you don't have an event, send
in anything random, not random, sensical, nonsensical, whimsical, non view
with the idea. Okay, Ryan Show at KDWB dot com

(17:19):
or we'll see you tomorrow
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