November 5, 2025 • 26 mins
We talk zipper merges, Momma Ronda, scams, and Juanita is on with a rant about chitlins!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's get going with the Minnesota Goodbye. If you're a
new listener to the Minnesota Goodbye, welcome. We have a
listener of supporter, a staff writer on the Minnesota Goodbye
named Juanita, and she is known for her rants. And
Juanita is hysterical. She's very funny, and she came to
Boo Bash and she's just a riot and she is
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exactly what you expect her to be and that she's
just as funny in person. And here is her weekly
rant from Juanita.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Here we go, right, So, I just wanted to let
you guys know that I had a blast that Boo Bash.
It was so fun hanging out with you guys again.
My niece she had a blast. She was so happy
that she got a chance to meet you guys and
take pictures with you. And she wanted me to put
it in a request that you guys do bou Bash
again next year at Mysic Lake. I never took so
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many pictures with complete strangers. I had so much fun
with all those people, and everybody that I talked to, Dave,
they said that you cheated me out of the Lazy
Content the Lazy costume contest.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
So you see on me two bucks. Yeah, okay, well
here's my rat.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So it's Thanksgiving season, and this is the time when
we all to get together and you know, figure out
what we're gonna have or on our Thanksgiving menu, or
who's bringing what, who's cooking what. But here's the part
that pisses me the fuck off. So every goddamn year
we have to have the same argument with the same
two relatives about chitlins. Nobody eats fucking chitlins. Out of
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the fifty family members that come up, you are, though,
the only two that eat chitlins. Nobody wants that nasty,
stinking shit. And here's here's the other part. They always
try to justify the chitlins. Oh, you won't eat chitlins,
but you'll eat the cow's ass. Your motherfucking ain't right.
I will put that bad boy in the crock pot
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with some potatoes and charass a gravy.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Good.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
But you want to take a pig in testine. Pigs
are fucking nasty. They eat ship and slot and you
want to take the intestines of that it's sticking in
my pot and cook it.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I beg to differ.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Keep your goddamn chills at home. Okay, Well that's my
rent for this week. I heart you guys. Talk to
you next week.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
We love you back.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
What I want to know what food, because they're not
it's not like they're saying, well, we're gonna have cow's
ass on the table.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well they have names like trope is something or tripe
or something is like brains or something like that.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I thought tripe was a fish. You're right, Oh my god,
it's the stomach lining of cows, sheep and pigs.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And then there's brain. They call that sweetbreads. Look up sweetbreads.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Sweets.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's a better name for brains.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You find it.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
It's it's searching, it's searching sweet breads. Yeah, thymus gland
or pancreas of a young amminol, amminol.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And then Rocky Mountain oysters are bull balls what and
so it's a better name than bull balls or bowl
test calls. Yeah, but so they call them rocky Mountain
oysters before and they're and they're I mean, just there's
certain things you cannot get away. You cannot get by
with what you're actually eating.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, you cannot suspend disbelief.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
From that, No, you really can't. So Janita, send me
a text or a message and let me know what
is it. What do you cow's ass? I mean, seriously,
cows anus. I don't care how much they clean or
scrub that. I just don't want a cow's ass. I
don't care how delicious it is. It's like there's a
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movie the what's it called God is by Quentin Tarantino,
and one of the characters is talking about, you know, pigs.
John Travolta is talking about how pigs taste good, bacon
taste good, and the other characters like, I don't care.
Pigs eat their own filth. They root around in filth.
I'm not going to eat a pig. Fiction is the
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name of the movie.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, that's my favorite, though. I love pork.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Pork is I think pork. They used to call it
the other white meat. Are you old enough to remember
that slogan? The other white meat?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Me? I always thought it was for turkey. Was the
other white meat?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, but pork. Bacon is so bad for you. Bacon
is like we did a bit one time on the
show where they took our blood. They put it in
a centrifuge and they spun it to see how much
fat was in it. Then we ate as much bacon
as we wanted, like a pound of bacon. They drew
our blood again, put it in a centrifuge, and it
was like half lard. I mean not half, but like
a significant amount. One eighth of our blood had turned
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into a white lard. So that was when I was like,
Bacon's good, but you gotta really limit your bacon.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I mean I every time I eat bacon, I do
eat a lot of it, but I rarely get to
eat bacon, so I always assume you know it's worth it. Bacon,
ham pork chops are so good.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I think pork chops are okay, but bacon probably not
so much. All right, Next wee from Lucas. He says,
hello morning crew, hold b his buddiess, November is starting
off great, man, oh man, did we have a ton
of triggeror treat on Halloween? We live in andover shout
out Bailey in a development that I guess is known
for trick or treating. My mother in law counted about
two hundred and forty kids. Another lady counted four hundred
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and sixty two total insanity. We just moved to this neighborhood,
just this past June. We were told about this hype
and it lived up to it. Wanted to chime in
for Halloween. My main question for Dave is another plane
went down again in Louisville. The video is shocking. Have
you seen the video?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
No? I have.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
It is an airplane, it's a ups plane and they
usually carry a crew of three. So you got the engineer,
you got the copilot, and you got the captain. And
then the plane is going down the runway and one
of the engines is on fire and it never really
lifts off. It doesn't have the power to lift off,
so it keeps going forward, hits some trees, blows up
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into a fireball, and it killed I think three people
on the crew and then one person on the ground.
Is horrible looking. So my main question for Dave. Plane
crashes are reported more and more, more and bigger crashes
are happening. That's why we notice them. I think that's true.
There's you know, we've got a long time without serious
plane crashes, but in the last year there have been
a few. Are some planes just outdated or something internal
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goes wrong and the plane goes down. There's either it's
usually you know, something wrong with the equipment as they
call the airplane, they call it the equipment or pilot
air this one, there's not much the pilots could have
done that would have caused an engine to flame out
on takeoff or to catch on fire. So I'm going
to guess it wasn't because of the age of the plane,
although it could have been. It was probably something was
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just wrong. They just didn't maintain it well. But that's
just speculation. Is it faulty that pilots make a mistake.
It's possible, and it just happens randomly. I will tell
you that they maintain planes so carefully now, and there's
such backup after backup in airplanes that your chances of
crashing in a plane are so small. The one that
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happened in Washington a year ago was you know, the
controller error that flew the helicopter in front of the airplane.
So as it seems to be happening more often in
the past few years, just would like thoughts from a pilot.
Dart lick lick, dart dart. Very creative, very creative, all right.
Next one, Stephanie says, greetings from Phoenix. I listened religiously
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to the live show in the Minnesota goodbye, and I
tell all my friends to switch from our local show
to you guys. Well, the local show are buddies of mine, John,
Jay and Rich and they're actually really good. I think
our show is better, but I love those guys. Yeah,
but thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
We're happy that you're here.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, she says, I wanted to share a funny story.
The other day at work, we had a medical student
from me Dinah. Now remember she's in Phoenix rotating with us.
Imagine they're surprised when a local Arizona girl started talking
about the Minnesota State Fair in traffic patterns in chan
Hassen Valley Fair and then I said, oh, you're from me,
Dina in Dave's fancy voice. She was shocked and impressed.
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Thank you for helping me be more cultured. On a
side note, Bailey, we'd be besties.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Ah, we probably would.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Your humor is unmatched. If you think nobody catches your
sneaky jokes, I got you, girl. You constantly eying chuckle.
As I'd listened in the middle of the night feeding
my baby a bottle, I catch myself snickering and trying
to be quiet and keep her asleep, but I can't
help but laugh at your one liners.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
You're gonna love the one about the toilet brush that
I do today.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
So what was the liner about the toilet when you.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Said you put your toilet brush up up your butt
and I don't know what you were like, I don't
know what it does to me or something, And I said,
calls you a daddy.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
See how funny she is.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
It was funny, Jenny, and fun and then you were
mad because it was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Thanks for sharing all your amazingness with the world. I
appreciate your relatability and how fun you all are. Have
a great rest of the week, Stephanie. We do have
a lot of fun on the show. And I thought
this morning, I was driving around the loop over here
on three ninety four and an idea popped into my
head like a popcorn kernel going off real fun with attitude.
That could be our slogan, real Comma fun Comma with attitude.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Mm hmm, okay, because we do have.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
A little bit of an attitude. I mean, there's other
morning shows in town that are maybe real and they
may be fun, but they're so squeaky clean kind yeah,
and that's great and We're kind, but I think we
have a little bit of an attitude. So real comma
fun comma with attitude or could it be real comma
fun comma attitude.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I mean, we're also squeaky, but like a squeaky wheel
on like a cart, you know if Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oops, all right, Stephanie. Stephanie Brandon writes in Hello fam,
just emailing to make sure Jenny sees my Instagram messages
about Morocco in case it gets lost in the mix.
My name is on there, don't share it. Did you
get these?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
I have not seen them. I'm sorry. I will try
to look though.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Uh hopefully, And he goes on with some you know,
some not so great news about Morocco, but I'm not
sure you know exactly what it is. I'll probably send
some more about my experience there later this week. Anyone
who likes slow traffic being in the right lane, I
love it there. Every speeds by in the left lane
to merge back into the right. On highways, interesting and
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Casablanca had the biggest roundabout I've ever seen six unmarked
lanes going around and pure madness. It's funny how car
horns are offensive here. I heard more horns than two
minutes of that roundabout that I've heard literally my entire
time driving cars. Isn't that funny how we just don't
honk in traffic? But maybe in other cultures. That's like
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where I'm impatient. So I'm going to Hong Kong Kong.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, like why though, you're not going to go any faster?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
True, yeah, thank you, Brandon.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I honk if somebody's like standing on the side of
the road with one of those little like inflatable costumes
and I think it's funny, and then I go peep.
That's the only time I ever honk my horn, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I honk once in a while. I give a light
honk at a traffic light. If somebody's not paying attention,
I give them, you know, two or three seconds to go,
then I'll give them a peep peep.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Or a peep, not a honk.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And if I'm not paying attention to the traffic light
and I don't go, when somebody gives me a beep beep,
I don't get mad. I'm like, oh, sorry, yeah, oops
my mouth. I was looking at my knees. Do you
be honest now when you come to a zipper merge,
because there's one every day on the way home on
Highway seven. You get right around Minnetonka High School going westbound,
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and it comes down from the right lane closing into
the left lane.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I vary it.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yesterday I got in the right lane, went all the
way down, and then one person wouldn't let me in,
but the next person did. And then other days I'll
be like, I'll get in the left lane a little
bit early because I'm not really in a big hurry
to get home. Do you when you come up on
a zipper merge, We'll start with you, Bailey, do you
because you know how a zipper merge should work. It
should work with everybody, like you know, evens out gets
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in the right lane in the left lane, and then
you go zip zip one at a time, alternating into
the one lane.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
I Usually it depends on like how the traffic is
moving into the lane that I'm trying to merge into.
So if there happens to be a giant gap that's
like way before the end of the zipper, I'm just
gonna merge there, unless, like if everybody's driving really slow
and I'm kind of cruising, I'm gonna go until the
very end. Okay, fair enough, then merge. But if there's
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a big gap, y'all'll merge.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You do feel a little bit bad though, because some
people don't get the zipper merge, and a lot of
time they're like older people that just don't listen to
the radio or they don't really keep up on things.
So I split it up, you know, I don't know, it.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Depends what the When ninety four goes into west and east,
that's what bothers me because then there's a double white
line and people stay in the west lane until the
very end, and then they have to go east and
they'll go over double lines, they'll go over like a
ton of space that you're not supposed to cross. And
I'm like, that's not zipper merging, that's you being a
dill hole.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I'm gonna take it a step further. I'm gonna say
that's bad engineering and design. I know exactly what you're
talking about, because you go on ninety four, you go
on three ninety four and you're headed toward like Saint Paul,
and you want to get into the right lane to
merge and go through the tunnel. That traffic has always
backed up. People get way over into the right lane,
close to sometimes a mile back. Yeah, and so I've
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learned from living here for thirty two years plus. Now
you go past all of them and there's always somebody
in the right lane who's not quite paying attention, and
you can just dip right in front of them, and
they usually they don't honk or flip you off or anything.
And it's a little bit rude, but it sure beats
It was just poorly designed.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, it should be two lanes.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Jenny, What do you do, zipper merge I wait.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Till the last minute to merge in, so you all
the way.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
To the top.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
You do what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Yeah, I don't really like I mean, there are moments
where I think I get a little bit stressed because
I can tell like nobody's letting anyone in. Yeah, and
so I might squeeze in a little bit earlier than that.
But no, for the most part, I always go to
the shop.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I was on Highway seven a couple of weeks ago.
I told you about this on the radio show that
I tried to do that I was down to like
it was my turn to merge in. One guy would
not let me in and he honked and like, you know,
flip me off or whatever. And so the next guy
rolled down his window, bald, old wallvers looking white guy
with glasses on. I could pick him out of a
lineup anywhere. And he's like a fucking goddamn, fucking stupid
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You're fucking supposed to get in the back two blocks ago.
And I'm blocks, there's no blocks out here, but what
do you mean blocks? And I said it's called the
zipper merge and he goes, yeah, and you fucked it up,
No you did. And I'm like, and I'm at a
point where I don't escalate anything good, you know what
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I mean. I wasn't gonna be like swerving into him
or tailgating him or flipping him off. And it was
just like, man, I hope I've got his blood pressure
up for the next fifteen minutes. I hope I've ruined
the next fifteen minutes of his life.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Well you're better than my dad, because my dad is
a road rage kind of guy, is that right? And
he'll be super quiet, super chill, and then the second
someone like cuts him off or something, he will like
switch lanes, zoom past them, and then cut them off
because he's like, I need to teach them a lesson, Like, okay, Greg.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Chill, I would argue, if anyone listening has road rage,
that you don't do any of the above that we
just talked about, because especially as a woman, it's terrifying, like.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I do not engage with anyone. Like I would not
have talked to that.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
No, Like I know, like you didn't fight back with him,
but like I wouldn't have even had a conversation. I
would have ignored him completely. I would have looked a
fucking head and been like I can't see you.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I would have maybe give up some sorry thumbs up
and then just keep driving bye.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
You know, you throw them off a little bit, like
you can give a thumbs up or wave at him
or whatever. And yeah, uh, all right, a couple more
since we have some time. This has been sitting in
the email box for a couple of days, so let's
get to it. From Donna to answer your question about
doing something nice for others or having somebody do something
nice for you. I had filled up my tire at
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a gas station and somebody from another country motioned to
me that they didn't know how to use the pump,
so I said, I'll show you. So I did the
first tire, showing the guy how to do it, and
then they indicated that I should do the rest of
them for them, like I was a servant.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Lol.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So much for being Minnesota and ice. And yes, I
did do all four and I chalked it up to
paint it forward. So, you know, I don't know. Maybe
there are other cultures that think a woman should be
like subservient to the man and should get down on
her knees on the gross asphalt.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Oh. I just think they needed help.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
You know what, if you need help, watch, listen and learn.
Oh okay, I mean seriously, somebody's doing something nice for you,
you don't sit there and watch them do it. I agree,
you fucking get on your knees and go oh in
your French accent, I see, I've got it.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
My sales do too, and I'd give him the thing
and I'd be like, okay, now you try. See, I
would say, okay.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
When I was in Iceland this summer, I went to
Costco because they have a Costco there, and I went
to fill up the campra van that we were runting,
and I couldn't figure some things out.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Whatever.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
It's all in fucking Icelandic on the screen, and I'm like,
what the fuck? And this guy like can tell I'm struggling,
so he comes over and he tries to help me,
and it's not working. He's like, go to this pump instead,
and he doesn't speak much English, and I was like, oh,
I think he's going to end up actually paying for
my gas.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
I kind of thought he was going.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
To, but then eventually I just realized the same rules
apply in Iceland as they do in America, where Costco
doesn't accept American Express, and I was trying to use
my Amox card and so I like, that's what was
getting all fucked up. I couldn't understand what the screen
was like flashing at me. So eventually we figured it out.
But I would have let him pay for my gas. Yeah,
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he would have offered yea, even though we figured it out.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
This one is about Jenny. I too, have the travel
bug been too twentieth countries. Not bragging, just showing how
much I love experiencing new cultures, food, people, and all
the things that experience in new countries bring to the table. However,
I had my first trip to Asia coming up, and
I'm scared shitless, definitely outside of my comfort zone reading
travel blogs and watching you Time videos. Kudos it does
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say you Time, but I thought the same thing. Kudos
to Jenny for doing trips alone. I was very nervous
about going to Japan in twenty nineteen, but it is
such a polite culture and we did just find and
they're used to Americans enough, but they also you don't
fuck around and be an American over in Japan. You
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don't litter, you don't eat in public, you don't talk
loudly in public. I love telling the story. We were
on the bullet train and Carson had his AirPods in
listening to music too loudly. The conductor came by and
told him to turn it down. Now you would never
see that on a metro transit bus or a subway
somewhere in New York, but in Japan, and I respect
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that they've got a culture, and it's a beautiful culture.
The last thing they need is me going over there,
you know, eating a fucking HOGI while I'm walking down
the street, yak and real loud about Hiroshima.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Well that's now I know. Today on Bailey stirs the pods.
I talked about etiquette in an audience and how people
are just like have no manners and are loud and
rappers and chewing gum and looking at their phone talking whatever,
and now it feels like, hey, Japan might have it.
Their Their audiences were probably like super chill, super nice.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Yeah, did you lose your card?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I probably left in the bathroom. Somebody found it. Oh sorry,
somebody just came into me our engine.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
They put my name and gave a card to be able.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
They just put my name on it. I didn't lose it.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Well there you go.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Well now, well he threw that at me, all right.
Next one is from Donna. Continues from Donna, but she
says I bought the honey card set based on her
reader recommendation for date nights with my husband, so we
don't talk about work and kids. We really like it.
Here is a recent question, what's the craziest thing you've
ever done for love? I honestly can't think of any
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thing except when I was young. I was about nineteen.
There was a girl who was sixteen and I was
so crazy about Her name was Michelle, and she was
way out of my league, and she was tall and tan,
and she was going to become a marine biologist. And
she would call me about forty miles away and asked
me to pick her up from school and bring her
home about three miles and she could have, like, you know,
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I don't know, taken the bus or rode with a friend,
but she would say.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Hi, I get out at three. Do you want to
pick me up and bring me home?
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, so and I do, don't
There we make mention of the fact that I was
nineteen and she was sixteen.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
She never let me touch her, no, yeah, because she
was way out of my league. But I was so
thrilled that such a beautiful girl wanted to spend time
with me, And then I forget why she dumped me.
But then I saw her a few months later at
a Bob Seeger concert. She was outside and I was
with a girl that was not nearly as attractive. I
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see Michelle, the gorgeous tan marine biologists want to be,
and she sees me with this girl who was not
so attractive, and she laughed.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
She laughed.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
She looked at me and she laughed, and I was like, ooh, anyway,
fuck you, Michelle.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Well, yeah, Michelle, that woman is probably so lovely and
nice and beautiful.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
What you do for love, Well, I don't know if
it's for love, but I think crazy thing I did
because I was like heartbroken was somebody I was dating
at the time.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
We all worked together.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
They were dating someone new and I didn't actually do this,
but I wanted to. I was working Valentine's Day and
I wanted to send flowers to myself but pretend like
it was from someone else so that that person that
I used.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
To date it saw that.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I didn't do it.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
It was just a thought that crossed my mind. But yeah,
I don't really do a lot of crazy stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I almost, uh switched schools in college for my boyfriend.
That's as crazy as it got.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
Would be crazy though, Okay, but I didn't know if
that never works.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
By the way, Yeah, and I didn't do it and
we're not together.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
So well, uh, let's see what else we got here. Okay,
why not? I haven't pre read it, but I think
that we will. Hello, longtime listener, all that Jazz loved
your show since middle school and definitely will shed some
tears when Dave retires, So just don't do it. Dave,
first time writer here, has a new parent myself, I've
been thinking a lot about parent child relationships and how
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to foster a positive and lifelong lasting relationship with my
kids when they become adults. From listening to the show
in Minnesota Goodbye, it's very clear and awesome to see
that Bailey has such a strong bond with a mama.
Through listening to her stories, I've heard Bailey share certain
things like her mom has never come to watch her
in an improv show, and a couple other similar examples that,
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of course now are slipping my mind as I sit
down to write this. In my family, my parents showed
up and supported my brother and me and everything we
did through our adult lives in childhood, but despite all
that support, my brother still doesn't have the best relationship
with my parents. So I ask the question is what
do you feel is the key to the kind of
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parent child relationship that turns into more of a best
friends type relationship once your kids have grown, much like
the one Bailey and her mom have. Thanks for her input,
I'd love a staff writer sticker and I will send
one down to you in Lakeville. Bailey, I would like to.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Just say one thing a caveat on my mom not
coming to see me in improv. If I'm going to play,
my mom will come and see it, and she'll likely
come and see it multiple times. But improv, you can
never guarantee that will be good, so usually I don't
invite her. So that's the reason she doesn't come to
see me in that, because you can't guarantee it'll be good.
For me and my mom, I think we just like
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have the same interest because when I was growing up,
anything my mom liked, I would automatically like because she
liked it. So, like the reason I like Elvis so
much is because my mom liked Elvis, and I think likewise,
my mom is also like a little obsessed with anything
that I do, so and like social media and stuff
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has made it really easy for her to like follow
me on all platforms and like see what I'm doing
on a regular basis. So like when I worked at Disney,
she could follow along with that, and then she was
like a part of it and would tell all of
her friends that I was in Disney, and then I
got a job here, and then she's a part of
it and she can tell all of her friends and
I think she just is a little bit obsessed with me,
but I'm also a little bit obsessed with her.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I think that's great. Yeah, I think that's so great.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I don't know how to give advice to have that
happen to you.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Alison and I are close, but her and Susan are
best friends. I mean, they cannot get enough of each other.
And I say to Susan, what do you talk about?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
God, everything we talk about. We just talk about everything.
And I'm like, okay, well, Alison and I have good conversations,
but you know, after an hour of spending time together,
we're kind of like, Okay, well we've kind of talked
everything out, and that's not a bad thing. Yeah, but
Susan and Allison can't get enough of each other.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Yeah. I mean my mom could probably get enough of me.
She says I talk too much.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
But whatever, Okay. One more email Hello from Melanie. I
received this on a KTWB Facebook page, wondering if it's real.
It's for free tickets to Morgan Wallin, But then I
saw something that said, you guys aren't picking a winner
until next week. If you could respond to know whether
to block this That would be great, and it is
one of those fake you won things. Yeah, and these
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were going around last summer.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
I think, Yeah, Please.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Don't ever give any personal information if someone from KATWB
reaches or quote KATIEWB reaches out, because sometimes they'll ask
for your credit card information. There is literally no reason
we would ever need your credit card information, so do
not give that away.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
That means that it's a scam.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Well, there's also some wording that we would never use,
and I think that was one of the keys for
a lot of people. It says congratulations on winning, no punctuation.
Please check our post congratulations with stars on both sides
to those of you who have received like from me
for being selected as winners. And then it gives like,
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you know, the the instruction and it's like we if
it looks like it's badly phrased and no punctuation, that's
not us.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Out of time.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Send your emails to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com.
Let's get going with the Minnesota Goodbye. If you're a
new listener to the Minnesota Goodbye, welcome. We have a
listener of supporter, a staff writer on the Minnesota Goodbye
named Juanita, and she is known for her rants. And
Juanita is hysterical. She's very funny, and she came to
Boo Bash and she's just a riot and she is
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exactly what you expect her to be and that she's
just as funny in person. And here is her weekly
rant from Juanita.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Here we go, right, So, I just wanted to let
you guys know that I had a blast that Boo Bash.
It was so fun hanging out with you guys again.
My niece she had a blast. She was so happy
that she got a chance to meet you guys and
take pictures with you. And she wanted me to put
it in a request that you guys do bou Bash
again next year at Mysic Lake. I never took so
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many pictures with complete strangers. I had so much fun
with all those people, and everybody that I talked to, Dave,
they said that you cheated me out of the Lazy
Content the Lazy costume contest.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
So you see on me two bucks. Yeah, okay, well
here's my rat.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So it's Thanksgiving season, and this is the time when
we all to get together and you know, figure out
what we're gonna have or on our Thanksgiving menu, or
who's bringing what, who's cooking what. But here's the part
that pisses me the fuck off. So every goddamn year
we have to have the same argument with the same
two relatives about chitlins. Nobody eats fucking chitlins. Out of
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the fifty family members that come up, you are, though,
the only two that eat chitlins. Nobody wants that nasty,
stinking shit. And here's here's the other part. They always
try to justify the chitlins. Oh, you won't eat chitlins,
but you'll eat the cow's ass. Your motherfucking ain't right.
I will put that bad boy in the crock pot
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with some potatoes and charass a gravy.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Good.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
But you want to take a pig in testine. Pigs
are fucking nasty. They eat ship and slot and you
want to take the intestines of that it's sticking in
my pot and cook it.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I beg to differ.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Keep your goddamn chills at home. Okay, Well that's my
rent for this week. I heart you guys. Talk to
you next week.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
We love you back.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
What I want to know what food, because they're not
it's not like they're saying, well, we're gonna have cow's
ass on the table.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well they have names like trope is something or tripe
or something is like brains or something like that.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I thought tripe was a fish. You're right, Oh my god,
it's the stomach lining of cows, sheep and pigs.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And then there's brain. They call that sweetbreads. Look up sweetbreads.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Sweets.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's a better name for brains.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You find it.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
It's it's searching, it's searching sweet breads. Yeah, thymus gland
or pancreas of a young amminol, amminol.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And then Rocky Mountain oysters are bull balls what and
so it's a better name than bull balls or bowl
test calls. Yeah, but so they call them rocky Mountain
oysters before and they're and they're I mean, just there's
certain things you cannot get away. You cannot get by
with what you're actually eating.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, you cannot suspend disbelief.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
From that, No, you really can't. So Janita, send me
a text or a message and let me know what
is it. What do you cow's ass? I mean, seriously,
cows anus. I don't care how much they clean or
scrub that. I just don't want a cow's ass. I
don't care how delicious it is. It's like there's a
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movie the what's it called God is by Quentin Tarantino,
and one of the characters is talking about, you know, pigs.
John Travolta is talking about how pigs taste good, bacon
taste good, and the other characters like, I don't care.
Pigs eat their own filth. They root around in filth.
I'm not going to eat a pig. Fiction is the
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name of the movie.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, that's my favorite, though. I love pork.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Pork is I think pork. They used to call it
the other white meat. Are you old enough to remember
that slogan? The other white meat?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Me? I always thought it was for turkey. Was the
other white meat?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, but pork. Bacon is so bad for you. Bacon
is like we did a bit one time on the
show where they took our blood. They put it in
a centrifuge and they spun it to see how much
fat was in it. Then we ate as much bacon
as we wanted, like a pound of bacon. They drew
our blood again, put it in a centrifuge, and it
was like half lard. I mean not half, but like
a significant amount. One eighth of our blood had turned
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into a white lard. So that was when I was like,
Bacon's good, but you gotta really limit your bacon.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I mean I every time I eat bacon, I do
eat a lot of it, but I rarely get to
eat bacon, so I always assume you know it's worth it. Bacon,
ham pork chops are so good.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I think pork chops are okay, but bacon probably not
so much. All right, Next wee from Lucas. He says,
hello morning crew, hold b his buddiess, November is starting
off great, man, oh man, did we have a ton
of triggeror treat on Halloween? We live in andover shout
out Bailey in a development that I guess is known
for trick or treating. My mother in law counted about
two hundred and forty kids. Another lady counted four hundred
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and sixty two total insanity. We just moved to this neighborhood,
just this past June. We were told about this hype
and it lived up to it. Wanted to chime in
for Halloween. My main question for Dave is another plane
went down again in Louisville. The video is shocking. Have
you seen the video?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
No? I have.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
It is an airplane, it's a ups plane and they
usually carry a crew of three. So you got the engineer,
you got the copilot, and you got the captain. And
then the plane is going down the runway and one
of the engines is on fire and it never really
lifts off. It doesn't have the power to lift off,
so it keeps going forward, hits some trees, blows up
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into a fireball, and it killed I think three people
on the crew and then one person on the ground.
Is horrible looking. So my main question for Dave. Plane
crashes are reported more and more, more and bigger crashes
are happening. That's why we notice them. I think that's true.
There's you know, we've got a long time without serious
plane crashes, but in the last year there have been
a few. Are some planes just outdated or something internal
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goes wrong and the plane goes down. There's either it's
usually you know, something wrong with the equipment as they
call the airplane, they call it the equipment or pilot
air this one, there's not much the pilots could have
done that would have caused an engine to flame out
on takeoff or to catch on fire. So I'm going
to guess it wasn't because of the age of the plane,
although it could have been. It was probably something was
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just wrong. They just didn't maintain it well. But that's
just speculation. Is it faulty that pilots make a mistake.
It's possible, and it just happens randomly. I will tell
you that they maintain planes so carefully now, and there's
such backup after backup in airplanes that your chances of
crashing in a plane are so small. The one that
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happened in Washington a year ago was you know, the
controller error that flew the helicopter in front of the airplane.
So as it seems to be happening more often in
the past few years, just would like thoughts from a pilot.
Dart lick lick, dart dart. Very creative, very creative, all right.
Next one, Stephanie says, greetings from Phoenix. I listened religiously
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to the live show in the Minnesota goodbye, and I
tell all my friends to switch from our local show
to you guys. Well, the local show are buddies of mine, John,
Jay and Rich and they're actually really good. I think
our show is better, but I love those guys. Yeah,
but thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
We're happy that you're here.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, she says, I wanted to share a funny story.
The other day at work, we had a medical student
from me Dinah. Now remember she's in Phoenix rotating with us.
Imagine they're surprised when a local Arizona girl started talking
about the Minnesota State Fair in traffic patterns in chan
Hassen Valley Fair and then I said, oh, you're from me,
Dina in Dave's fancy voice. She was shocked and impressed.
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Thank you for helping me be more cultured. On a
side note, Bailey, we'd be besties.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Ah, we probably would.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Your humor is unmatched. If you think nobody catches your
sneaky jokes, I got you, girl. You constantly eying chuckle.
As I'd listened in the middle of the night feeding
my baby a bottle, I catch myself snickering and trying
to be quiet and keep her asleep, but I can't
help but laugh at your one liners.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
You're gonna love the one about the toilet brush that
I do today.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
So what was the liner about the toilet when you.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Said you put your toilet brush up up your butt
and I don't know what you were like, I don't
know what it does to me or something, And I said,
calls you a daddy.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
See how funny she is.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
It was funny, Jenny, and fun and then you were
mad because it was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Thanks for sharing all your amazingness with the world. I
appreciate your relatability and how fun you all are. Have
a great rest of the week, Stephanie. We do have
a lot of fun on the show. And I thought
this morning, I was driving around the loop over here
on three ninety four and an idea popped into my
head like a popcorn kernel going off real fun with attitude.
That could be our slogan, real Comma fun Comma with attitude.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Mm hmm, okay, because we do have.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
A little bit of an attitude. I mean, there's other
morning shows in town that are maybe real and they
may be fun, but they're so squeaky clean kind yeah,
and that's great and We're kind, but I think we
have a little bit of an attitude. So real comma
fun comma with attitude or could it be real comma
fun comma attitude.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I mean, we're also squeaky, but like a squeaky wheel
on like a cart, you know if Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oops, all right, Stephanie. Stephanie Brandon writes in Hello fam,
just emailing to make sure Jenny sees my Instagram messages
about Morocco in case it gets lost in the mix.
My name is on there, don't share it. Did you
get these?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
I have not seen them. I'm sorry. I will try
to look though.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Uh hopefully, And he goes on with some you know,
some not so great news about Morocco, but I'm not
sure you know exactly what it is. I'll probably send
some more about my experience there later this week. Anyone
who likes slow traffic being in the right lane, I
love it there. Every speeds by in the left lane
to merge back into the right. On highways, interesting and
(10:06):
Casablanca had the biggest roundabout I've ever seen six unmarked
lanes going around and pure madness. It's funny how car
horns are offensive here. I heard more horns than two
minutes of that roundabout that I've heard literally my entire
time driving cars. Isn't that funny how we just don't
honk in traffic? But maybe in other cultures. That's like
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where I'm impatient. So I'm going to Hong Kong Kong.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, like why though, you're not going to go any faster?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
True, yeah, thank you, Brandon.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I honk if somebody's like standing on the side of
the road with one of those little like inflatable costumes
and I think it's funny, and then I go peep.
That's the only time I ever honk my horn, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I honk once in a while. I give a light
honk at a traffic light. If somebody's not paying attention,
I give them, you know, two or three seconds to go,
then I'll give them a peep peep.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Or a peep, not a honk.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And if I'm not paying attention to the traffic light
and I don't go, when somebody gives me a beep beep,
I don't get mad. I'm like, oh, sorry, yeah, oops
my mouth. I was looking at my knees. Do you
be honest now when you come to a zipper merge,
because there's one every day on the way home on
Highway seven. You get right around Minnetonka High School going westbound,
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and it comes down from the right lane closing into
the left lane.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I vary it.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yesterday I got in the right lane, went all the
way down, and then one person wouldn't let me in,
but the next person did. And then other days I'll
be like, I'll get in the left lane a little
bit early because I'm not really in a big hurry
to get home. Do you when you come up on
a zipper merge, We'll start with you, Bailey, do you
because you know how a zipper merge should work. It
should work with everybody, like you know, evens out gets
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in the right lane in the left lane, and then
you go zip zip one at a time, alternating into
the one lane.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
I Usually it depends on like how the traffic is
moving into the lane that I'm trying to merge into.
So if there happens to be a giant gap that's
like way before the end of the zipper, I'm just
gonna merge there, unless, like if everybody's driving really slow
and I'm kind of cruising, I'm gonna go until the
very end. Okay, fair enough, then merge. But if there's
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a big gap, y'all'll merge.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You do feel a little bit bad though, because some
people don't get the zipper merge, and a lot of
time they're like older people that just don't listen to
the radio or they don't really keep up on things.
So I split it up, you know, I don't know, it.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Depends what the When ninety four goes into west and east,
that's what bothers me because then there's a double white
line and people stay in the west lane until the
very end, and then they have to go east and
they'll go over double lines, they'll go over like a
ton of space that you're not supposed to cross. And
I'm like, that's not zipper merging, that's you being a
dill hole.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I'm gonna take it a step further. I'm gonna say
that's bad engineering and design. I know exactly what you're
talking about, because you go on ninety four, you go
on three ninety four and you're headed toward like Saint Paul,
and you want to get into the right lane to
merge and go through the tunnel. That traffic has always
backed up. People get way over into the right lane,
close to sometimes a mile back. Yeah, and so I've
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learned from living here for thirty two years plus. Now
you go past all of them and there's always somebody
in the right lane who's not quite paying attention, and
you can just dip right in front of them, and
they usually they don't honk or flip you off or anything.
And it's a little bit rude, but it sure beats
It was just poorly designed.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, it should be two lanes.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Jenny, What do you do, zipper merge I wait.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Till the last minute to merge in, so you all
the way.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
To the top.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
You do what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Yeah, I don't really like I mean, there are moments
where I think I get a little bit stressed because
I can tell like nobody's letting anyone in. Yeah, and
so I might squeeze in a little bit earlier than that.
But no, for the most part, I always go to
the shop.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I was on Highway seven a couple of weeks ago.
I told you about this on the radio show that
I tried to do that I was down to like
it was my turn to merge in. One guy would
not let me in and he honked and like, you know,
flip me off or whatever. And so the next guy
rolled down his window, bald, old wallvers looking white guy
with glasses on. I could pick him out of a
lineup anywhere. And he's like a fucking goddamn, fucking stupid
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You're fucking supposed to get in the back two blocks ago.
And I'm blocks, there's no blocks out here, but what
do you mean blocks? And I said it's called the
zipper merge and he goes, yeah, and you fucked it up,
No you did. And I'm like, and I'm at a
point where I don't escalate anything good, you know what
(14:36):
I mean. I wasn't gonna be like swerving into him
or tailgating him or flipping him off. And it was
just like, man, I hope I've got his blood pressure
up for the next fifteen minutes. I hope I've ruined
the next fifteen minutes of his life.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Well you're better than my dad, because my dad is
a road rage kind of guy, is that right? And
he'll be super quiet, super chill, and then the second
someone like cuts him off or something, he will like
switch lanes, zoom past them, and then cut them off
because he's like, I need to teach them a lesson, Like, okay, Greg.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Chill, I would argue, if anyone listening has road rage,
that you don't do any of the above that we
just talked about, because especially as a woman, it's terrifying, like.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I do not engage with anyone. Like I would not
have talked to that.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
No, Like I know, like you didn't fight back with him,
but like I wouldn't have even had a conversation. I
would have ignored him completely. I would have looked a
fucking head and been like I can't see you.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I would have maybe give up some sorry thumbs up
and then just keep driving bye.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
You know, you throw them off a little bit, like
you can give a thumbs up or wave at him
or whatever. And yeah, uh, all right, a couple more
since we have some time. This has been sitting in
the email box for a couple of days, so let's
get to it. From Donna to answer your question about
doing something nice for others or having somebody do something
nice for you. I had filled up my tire at
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a gas station and somebody from another country motioned to
me that they didn't know how to use the pump,
so I said, I'll show you. So I did the
first tire, showing the guy how to do it, and
then they indicated that I should do the rest of
them for them, like I was a servant.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Lol.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So much for being Minnesota and ice. And yes, I
did do all four and I chalked it up to
paint it forward. So, you know, I don't know. Maybe
there are other cultures that think a woman should be
like subservient to the man and should get down on
her knees on the gross asphalt.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Oh. I just think they needed help.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
You know what, if you need help, watch, listen and learn.
Oh okay, I mean seriously, somebody's doing something nice for you,
you don't sit there and watch them do it. I agree,
you fucking get on your knees and go oh in
your French accent, I see, I've got it.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
My sales do too, and I'd give him the thing
and I'd be like, okay, now you try. See, I
would say, okay.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
When I was in Iceland this summer, I went to
Costco because they have a Costco there, and I went
to fill up the campra van that we were runting,
and I couldn't figure some things out.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Whatever.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
It's all in fucking Icelandic on the screen, and I'm like,
what the fuck? And this guy like can tell I'm struggling,
so he comes over and he tries to help me,
and it's not working. He's like, go to this pump instead,
and he doesn't speak much English, and I was like, oh,
I think he's going to end up actually paying for
my gas.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
I kind of thought he was going.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
To, but then eventually I just realized the same rules
apply in Iceland as they do in America, where Costco
doesn't accept American Express, and I was trying to use
my Amox card and so I like, that's what was
getting all fucked up. I couldn't understand what the screen
was like flashing at me. So eventually we figured it out.
But I would have let him pay for my gas. Yeah,
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he would have offered yea, even though we figured it out.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
This one is about Jenny. I too, have the travel
bug been too twentieth countries. Not bragging, just showing how
much I love experiencing new cultures, food, people, and all
the things that experience in new countries bring to the table. However,
I had my first trip to Asia coming up, and
I'm scared shitless, definitely outside of my comfort zone reading
travel blogs and watching you Time videos. Kudos it does
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say you Time, but I thought the same thing. Kudos
to Jenny for doing trips alone. I was very nervous
about going to Japan in twenty nineteen, but it is
such a polite culture and we did just find and
they're used to Americans enough, but they also you don't
fuck around and be an American over in Japan. You
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don't litter, you don't eat in public, you don't talk
loudly in public. I love telling the story. We were
on the bullet train and Carson had his AirPods in
listening to music too loudly. The conductor came by and
told him to turn it down. Now you would never
see that on a metro transit bus or a subway
somewhere in New York, but in Japan, and I respect
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that they've got a culture, and it's a beautiful culture.
The last thing they need is me going over there,
you know, eating a fucking HOGI while I'm walking down
the street, yak and real loud about Hiroshima.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Well that's now I know. Today on Bailey stirs the pods.
I talked about etiquette in an audience and how people
are just like have no manners and are loud and
rappers and chewing gum and looking at their phone talking whatever,
and now it feels like, hey, Japan might have it.
Their Their audiences were probably like super chill, super nice.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Yeah, did you lose your card?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I probably left in the bathroom. Somebody found it. Oh sorry,
somebody just came into me our engine.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
They put my name and gave a card to be able.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
They just put my name on it. I didn't lose it.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Well there you go.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Well now, well he threw that at me, all right.
Next one is from Donna. Continues from Donna, but she
says I bought the honey card set based on her
reader recommendation for date nights with my husband, so we
don't talk about work and kids. We really like it.
Here is a recent question, what's the craziest thing you've
ever done for love? I honestly can't think of any
(20:00):
thing except when I was young. I was about nineteen.
There was a girl who was sixteen and I was
so crazy about Her name was Michelle, and she was
way out of my league, and she was tall and tan,
and she was going to become a marine biologist. And
she would call me about forty miles away and asked
me to pick her up from school and bring her
home about three miles and she could have, like, you know,
(20:20):
I don't know, taken the bus or rode with a friend,
but she would say.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Hi, I get out at three. Do you want to
pick me up and bring me home?
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, so and I do, don't
There we make mention of the fact that I was
nineteen and she was sixteen.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
She never let me touch her, no, yeah, because she
was way out of my league. But I was so
thrilled that such a beautiful girl wanted to spend time
with me, And then I forget why she dumped me.
But then I saw her a few months later at
a Bob Seeger concert. She was outside and I was
with a girl that was not nearly as attractive. I
(20:56):
see Michelle, the gorgeous tan marine biologists want to be,
and she sees me with this girl who was not
so attractive, and she laughed.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
She laughed.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
She looked at me and she laughed, and I was like, ooh, anyway,
fuck you, Michelle.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Well, yeah, Michelle, that woman is probably so lovely and
nice and beautiful.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
What you do for love, Well, I don't know if
it's for love, but I think crazy thing I did
because I was like heartbroken was somebody I was dating
at the time.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
We all worked together.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
They were dating someone new and I didn't actually do this,
but I wanted to. I was working Valentine's Day and
I wanted to send flowers to myself but pretend like
it was from someone else so that that person that
I used.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
To date it saw that.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I didn't do it.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
It was just a thought that crossed my mind. But yeah,
I don't really do a lot of crazy stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I almost, uh switched schools in college for my boyfriend.
That's as crazy as it got.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
Would be crazy though, Okay, but I didn't know if
that never works.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
By the way, Yeah, and I didn't do it and
we're not together.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
So well, uh, let's see what else we got here. Okay,
why not? I haven't pre read it, but I think
that we will. Hello, longtime listener, all that Jazz loved
your show since middle school and definitely will shed some
tears when Dave retires, So just don't do it. Dave,
first time writer here, has a new parent myself, I've
been thinking a lot about parent child relationships and how
(22:23):
to foster a positive and lifelong lasting relationship with my
kids when they become adults. From listening to the show
in Minnesota Goodbye, it's very clear and awesome to see
that Bailey has such a strong bond with a mama.
Through listening to her stories, I've heard Bailey share certain
things like her mom has never come to watch her
in an improv show, and a couple other similar examples that,
(22:43):
of course now are slipping my mind as I sit
down to write this. In my family, my parents showed
up and supported my brother and me and everything we
did through our adult lives in childhood, but despite all
that support, my brother still doesn't have the best relationship
with my parents. So I ask the question is what
do you feel is the key to the kind of
(23:06):
parent child relationship that turns into more of a best
friends type relationship once your kids have grown, much like
the one Bailey and her mom have. Thanks for her input,
I'd love a staff writer sticker and I will send
one down to you in Lakeville. Bailey, I would like to.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Just say one thing a caveat on my mom not
coming to see me in improv. If I'm going to play,
my mom will come and see it, and she'll likely
come and see it multiple times. But improv, you can
never guarantee that will be good, so usually I don't
invite her. So that's the reason she doesn't come to
see me in that, because you can't guarantee it'll be good.
For me and my mom, I think we just like
(23:42):
have the same interest because when I was growing up,
anything my mom liked, I would automatically like because she
liked it. So, like the reason I like Elvis so
much is because my mom liked Elvis, and I think likewise,
my mom is also like a little obsessed with anything
that I do, so and like social media and stuff
(24:02):
has made it really easy for her to like follow
me on all platforms and like see what I'm doing
on a regular basis. So like when I worked at Disney,
she could follow along with that, and then she was
like a part of it and would tell all of
her friends that I was in Disney, and then I
got a job here, and then she's a part of
it and she can tell all of her friends and
I think she just is a little bit obsessed with me,
but I'm also a little bit obsessed with her.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I think that's great. Yeah, I think that's so great.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I don't know how to give advice to have that
happen to you.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Alison and I are close, but her and Susan are
best friends. I mean, they cannot get enough of each other.
And I say to Susan, what do you talk about?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
God, everything we talk about. We just talk about everything.
And I'm like, okay, well, Alison and I have good conversations,
but you know, after an hour of spending time together,
we're kind of like, Okay, well we've kind of talked
everything out, and that's not a bad thing. Yeah, but
Susan and Allison can't get enough of each other.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Yeah. I mean my mom could probably get enough of me.
She says I talk too much.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
But whatever, Okay. One more email Hello from Melanie. I
received this on a KTWB Facebook page, wondering if it's real.
It's for free tickets to Morgan Wallin, But then I
saw something that said, you guys aren't picking a winner
until next week. If you could respond to know whether
to block this That would be great, and it is
one of those fake you won things. Yeah, and these
(25:21):
were going around last summer.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
I think, Yeah, Please.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Don't ever give any personal information if someone from KATWB
reaches or quote KATIEWB reaches out, because sometimes they'll ask
for your credit card information. There is literally no reason
we would ever need your credit card information, so do
not give that away.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
That means that it's a scam.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Well, there's also some wording that we would never use,
and I think that was one of the keys for
a lot of people. It says congratulations on winning, no punctuation.
Please check our post congratulations with stars on both sides
to those of you who have received like from me
for being selected as winners. And then it gives like,
(26:01):
you know, the the instruction and it's like we if
it looks like it's badly phrased and no punctuation, that's
not us.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Out of time.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Send your emails to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com.
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