November 4, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We had an interesting question yesterday in the Minnesota Goodbye,
and we had one response. So yesterday was a National
Sandwich Day, so we said, what was your subway order?
And Tracy writes in and says, I was listening to
this morning to your subway orders. Turns out Dave's go
to is the same as mine, the Veggie Delight on flatbread.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I went to Subway today and found out they're discontinuing
the flat bread in two days. What huge bummer. I
want to give Dave a heads up from Tracy. I
wonder why that is, because you know, a lot of
us that are carb conscious like to kid ourselves and say, well,
it's a flatbread, so it's a lot better than regular bread,
and it probably is a little bit, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't know. I'm not a carb conscious person. I
actually don't think I eat enough carbs, so I don't
care about stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The Veggie Delight is really good. I get everything except
I don't like really mushrooms on there. But I get
I loaded up and then I have them dump on
the Southwestern Chipotle sauce, which probably ruins the entire benefit,
but at least I'm not having like you know, the meatballs.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
The good thing about the Veggie Delight, and my humble
opinion is that it's super crunchy, and the crunchy is
what like sells anything for me.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
If it has a crunch, I want to eat it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
There has been a Jimmy John sandwich sitting in one
of the fridges for a hot minute, or part of
me is like, well, I mean, time to eat it.
It's probably so gross by now, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I'd give it a try. I wish it had a
sign on it that said free sandwich, because then I
would have known the day it was in there.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It probably has the label on it of what kind
of sandwich it was, because so many people get like
door dashed food here to the station. And also, I
want to ask you guys this question. I know we
have emails, but I was with my hairstylist yesterday and
she says she eats out like every day. What I
was like, I literally go to eat maybe like once
(01:47):
a month, definitely, maybe like twice a month. Otherwise I
always eat at home. And she was like, WHOA, Like
that was very unusual for her. Oh, let me say that.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I mean I probably eat out like once a week.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Which is I feel like a very normal amount. I
am like the abnormal person because I'm a cheap bitch.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Dave, we don't eat out that often, maybe once or
twice a month, but we do door dash almost every
Friday and Saturday, so that counts to me.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
That counts as eating.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I would say, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Okay if anyone asks me about my nutrition and like
intake and whatever, and I had to sit down and
actually think about it, I don't know how I am
alive because I just don't eat or eat snacks.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Like girl dinner is everything for me.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's all girl dinner kind of girly.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So if I don't eat out, I don't really eat.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Really. I bring in food for Bailey can not because
I feel sorry for you, but because you seem to
appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Oh, I love it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And so yesterday I brought in leftover chicken tuscan chicken
meatballs with nochi.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
It was so good.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It was good. I really liked it. It had the texture
of lasagna. It was I thought I'd be more soupy,
but it was really good. And then last night I
made sturfry and I put in extra broccoli and mushrooms
and it's chicken sturf fry and it's got pasta little
noodle in there, and it's really good and probably pretty healthy.
So I brought that in for you today.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You when you're making things like that, I would take some.
I wouldn't the olki and all that stuff that had
to hurt my tummy, but stirfry, Hell yeah, give me that.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, I'll keep you in mind. Next time. I'll make
a little extra for Jenny.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And I enjoyed doing it because Bailey seems to appreciate it,
whereas you know, Vant won't eat other people's food because
he's like, well, you dug it your ass and then
you like dip dip your fingers into the pot.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So there is part of me that was on his
side the other day though, because I baked cookies at
like ten thirty pm the other night because I was
watching Is It Cake? And I wanted something baked, and
I was watching a dog who was is the worst
shedding dog I've ever watched in my entire life, and
I was like, there's no doubt that hair is in
the art in these cookies extra fiber, and so I
(03:50):
thought of vont during those moments, and I was like,
I could kind of see his perspective here, because there's
definitely probably dog hair in a couple of these cookies.
Like there was just no avoiding it. I swear to
got a cleaned off all of my kitchen counters everything.
I look down, there's hair on the counters again, and
I'm like.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
What the fuck you know?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I would imagine, don't you like find blonde hairs in
your food? Sometimes too, because Susan has long hair and
I maybe once a month I'll find a long black hair,
brown hair in the spot spaghetti or the pasta or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I think when I'm cooking, it's usually like my hair's up.
So I'm pretty good at kno getting my hair into anything.
But it's the dog hair you gotta watch out for
with me if I'm baking something.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I understand. Next email, Dear Ryan Show from an Elie.
I'm probably more than twelve or thirteen years overdue, but
I finally have drafted and hit send, even if it
is short. I've kept up on the podcast over the years,
from Duluth to La to San Francisco and finally in
the West Burbs. Wow. So my timing was never right
(04:49):
to call in or use the talkback feature, but without
further delay, I have two categories for the three songs
with a theme, and my picks can't remember what a
bit was called, but I think it'll be a familiar
concept song with a marching band vibe, haula Back Girl
by Gwen Stefani, Lose My Breath by Dethany's Child, then
of course Shake It Off by Taylor Swift as a
marching band vibe. Never thought about that, but I like that.
(05:11):
Songs with whistling, Pumped Up Kicks by Foster, the People,
Young Folks by Peter Bjorn and John, and Whistle by
flow Rider. Also, I need to share my favorite musical
moment in the theme song for favorite for Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles cartoon from the eighties. At the thirty six mark,
they talk about Master Splinter, he's a radical rat and
(05:32):
they actually include the YouTube link. So I'm actually going
to play this? Why not? I think she said at
the thirty six mark, So let's see if I can
get it to play. Here. Hold on one second, I
gotta get past the ad here, Okay, hold on thirty
six mark, I'm going to fast forward to the thirty
(05:59):
six mark. Okay, all right, I'm dragging the slider bar
and here we go. You might have missed it. He's
a radical rat. I think they say what they say.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I need you to clarify that for me.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, you can barely hear it, but that is your
favorite musical moment. If I can't get a staff rider sticker,
I'd love to have one. Secretary bleat Brie, please send
one to and then she gives her address here, so
I'm going to take a picture.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I thought she was like banking everything that she wanted
to contribute to. That is so funny because the whole
like what songs have a marching band vibe that has
not been in the year and a half that I've
been here.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
So she's hold held on to that one. I love that.
That's so fun Hold.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
On, give me one second. I'm Brianna. There we go.
There you free. Thank you very much. Okay, thank you,
on Ali, onto the next email, which is mostly what
we do here on the Minnesota Goodbye. You made me
remember I had a note in my phone for over
a year, and the Pure Love episode just made me
remember that it existed. I know how the song pure
(07:11):
Love came about. I wanted to share that I had
a mind blown moment when I was watching an episode
of Shit's Creek where David gets married. A song is
being played called Precious Love. And here is the YouTube
link because I wrote that kind of in my sleep.
It came to me. She said, I know it's not
exactly the same, but I couldn't help but wonder if
David had been watching Shit's Creek before going to bed
(07:33):
and had it stuck in his head. It sounds similar
and albeit I'm very happy you had a full pure
love song created things for all you guys do. So
here is the link, and I will play a little
bit of this for you so you can hear whether
it sounds like pure Love from the show Shit's Creek. Yes,
(08:02):
it takes a while to get into it.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I was so long.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Okay, I'm gonna fast forward a little bit here just
to get into kind of more of the meat of
the matter. And here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Oh, this is press love.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That's teaching me everything.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
That I need to know. This is presidence love.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
It's presence love. I can't get enough. Down on my knees,
he's begging you please.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
The game is smart.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
It's love love.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Honestly, I don't think they sound a lot of like
because I just I mean precious love and pure love.
It's possible that I was influenced somehow, I don't think so.
I'm not a songwriter.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Have a lawsuit against you like all of these artists.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, you know what, creak, I'll take it. I think
I think i'd probably win that one. But thank you, Ashley.
Next one, greetings all, says Kyle. With Jenny's soon embarking
on a trip to Morocco. It got me thinking about
countries Americans should not travel to for various reasons like
unfriendly government, civil war, lack of proper infrastructure. These are
(09:19):
countries I would advise world travelers like Jenny to never
travel to. And I'm not sure what Kyle's you know,
background is on this one, but here's what he has
never traveled to. Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Belarus, Somalia, Russia, Venezuela,
and of course North Korea. Just thought i'd share a
little travel heads up with y'all and anybody else who's
(09:40):
a world traveler. TATA for now. I don't think anybody
is like looking online for a trip to Syria or Afghanistan.
But you know, I think if it were safe, there's
a lot of people that would love to go to
Russia or maybe Venezuela.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I would love to go to Russia, but that's not
on my list soon.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Or North Korea. You're right, well, I don't think you
want let anyone.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, like you're not getting into North Korea.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I'm trying to look for some other ones here and
we maybe I haven't answered this one yet. My fiance
and I are getting married February second of twenty twenty six,
and Dave, we wanted to ask you if you would
be our officiant. We know you're busy running the best
morning show of all time, Thank you, but it would
truly mean the world to us. Yes, the celebrity himself
could be a part of our big day. Thanks so
(10:28):
much for considering. We would be over the moon if
it worked out, and I so appreciate that, but it
is a no. It's a no for me. Dog. I
really would love to, but I have learned that. You know,
when I first got you know, the ability to legally
marry people, I thought, oh man, this would be so cool.
I'm gonna be out doing these every weekend and it'd
be so cool. But it turns out I have learned
(10:49):
that to do a respectful wedding ceremony, you got to
meet with the bride and groom first to learn a
little bit about them. So when you introduce you, we'd
be like, Okay, this is Sean. And when Seann met Shay,
he was so head over heels because she loves dogs
and he loves dogs too, and they went out and
they bought a dog together, and you got to get
a background, yeah, to tell the story, and that's an
(11:11):
investment of time. And also when you go to the wedding,
I don't know anybody there, and then I don't want
to dip in, do the ceremony and then dip out,
and it's you know, I've got a life aside from
the radio station. I got a life, and I got
you know, family and a wife, and I got grandkids
and hobbies and things like that. So that's why I
don't do it.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
You can say it was an era of your life
that you did it. You did it a lot, and
now that chapter has.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Closed, do you think I know, it's not anytime in
the future, but maybe when you are retired, you would
consider doing it.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Nobody will care about me once I'm retired. That's true.
It's true. DJ's are quickly forgotten because we are not
in reruns.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
If you look at a show like Friends, Courtney Cox
and David what's his name, David Shwimmer. Yeah, David Swimmer.
I almost said David Arkad, So don't worry.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I was going to say Spade.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Well, they're not forgotten because they're in reruns. Radio people
are instantly forgotten within a week. So if you think
you're going to miss me a week after I'm gone,
you will not miss me anymore. So and if I
showed up to their wedding, they'd be like, who's the
old guy with the Bible? Now, I don't have a
Bible that I said that to make you laugh. Yeah,
you didn't get much of a laugh.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
That really works.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Not real you show up with the Bible, I.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Don't do what I mean. If they want me to
do a religious ceremony, I'd be like, well, I don't
really do that, but if you want me to, like,
you know, listen respectfully while your niece reads the twenty
first Psalm or the twenty third Psalm i'd do that.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
You know, love is patient, love is kind.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I don't think that's the twenty third song.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
That's the one that everyone reads, though.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Is that? Is that a Bible verse? Love is patient,
Love's kind?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I thought that was from Shakespeare. That is the biggest
tune out during a wedding, as when someone goes up
and reads a Bible verse because.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You're a heathenness.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's not that he like, I'm a do like THEHD
the vows and what time the happy hour starts. And
then all of a sudden, we've got little niece that's
like thirteen years old, like, and then John one one
and then they go on to say something, and I
tune out.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
It's Corinthians, Dave. Corinthians love us patient, Love is kind.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
It does not envy, it does not boast, It is
not proud, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Okay, I like that. Corinthians.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Corinthians what Corinthians thirteen verses fourth through seventh.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
How did you know that? You just googled it?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:27):
I knew it was in the Bible.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Okay, I didn't. I thought it was Shakespeare. Oh No,
twenty third saw him is the Lord is my shepherd,
I shall not want. He leadeth me beside the still
waters and has me laid down in a comfortable bed,
and yeah, and protects me from the evil. The value
of the shadow of Death.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh yeah, still water, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, yeah, I walk through the valley of the shadow
of the Death. I fear no evil, for thou art
with me, thy Rod, and they staff, they comfort me,
and I will live in the House of the Lord
forever and ever hallelou yah.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
The reason you know that one is because of that
rap song as.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I walk through the shadow of the shadow of Yeah. Probably, yeah,
that's how it goes. What is that anyway, isn't it like? Yeah,
that probably is? Yeah. All right. I think that's going
to wrap it up for the Minnesota goodbye for today.
(14:21):
But if you got an email, we'd love to hear
what you want. What do you have on your mind?
Send it in to Ryan's show at KDIWB dot com.
We had an interesting question yesterday in the Minnesota Goodbye,
and we had one response. So yesterday was a National
Sandwich Day, so we said, what was your subway order?
And Tracy writes in and says, I was listening to
this morning to your subway orders. Turns out Dave's go
to is the same as mine, the Veggie Delight on flatbread.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I went to Subway today and found out they're discontinuing
the flat bread in two days. What huge bummer. I
want to give Dave a heads up from Tracy. I
wonder why that is, because you know, a lot of
us that are carb conscious like to kid ourselves and say, well,
it's a flatbread, so it's a lot better than regular bread,
and it probably is a little bit, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't know. I'm not a carb conscious person. I
actually don't think I eat enough carbs, so I don't
care about stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The Veggie Delight is really good. I get everything except
I don't like really mushrooms on there. But I get
I loaded up and then I have them dump on
the Southwestern Chipotle sauce, which probably ruins the entire benefit,
but at least I'm not having like you know, the meatballs.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
The good thing about the Veggie Delight, and my humble
opinion is that it's super crunchy, and the crunchy is
what like sells anything for me.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
If it has a crunch, I want to eat it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
There has been a Jimmy John sandwich sitting in one
of the fridges for a hot minute, or part of
me is like, well, I mean, time to eat it.
It's probably so gross by now, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I'd give it a try. I wish it had a
sign on it that said free sandwich, because then I
would have known the day it was in there.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It probably has the label on it of what kind
of sandwich it was, because so many people get like
door dashed food here to the station. And also, I
want to ask you guys this question. I know we
have emails, but I was with my hairstylist yesterday and
she says she eats out like every day. What I
was like, I literally go to eat maybe like once
(01:47):
a month, definitely, maybe like twice a month. Otherwise I
always eat at home. And she was like, WHOA, Like
that was very unusual for her. Oh, let me say that.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I mean I probably eat out like once a week.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Which is I feel like a very normal amount. I
am like the abnormal person because I'm a cheap bitch.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Dave, we don't eat out that often, maybe once or
twice a month, but we do door dash almost every
Friday and Saturday, so that counts to me.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
That counts as eating.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I would say, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Okay if anyone asks me about my nutrition and like
intake and whatever, and I had to sit down and
actually think about it, I don't know how I am
alive because I just don't eat or eat snacks.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Like girl dinner is everything for me.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's all girl dinner kind of girly.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So if I don't eat out, I don't really eat.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Really. I bring in food for Bailey can not because
I feel sorry for you, but because you seem to
appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Oh, I love it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And so yesterday I brought in leftover chicken tuscan chicken
meatballs with nochi.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
It was so good.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It was good. I really liked it. It had the texture
of lasagna. It was I thought I'd be more soupy,
but it was really good. And then last night I
made sturfry and I put in extra broccoli and mushrooms
and it's chicken sturf fry and it's got pasta little
noodle in there, and it's really good and probably pretty healthy.
So I brought that in for you today.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You when you're making things like that, I would take some.
I wouldn't the olki and all that stuff that had
to hurt my tummy, but stirfry, Hell yeah, give me that.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, I'll keep you in mind. Next time. I'll make
a little extra for Jenny.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And I enjoyed doing it because Bailey seems to appreciate it,
whereas you know, Vant won't eat other people's food because
he's like, well, you dug it your ass and then
you like dip dip your fingers into the pot.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So there is part of me that was on his
side the other day though, because I baked cookies at
like ten thirty pm the other night because I was
watching Is It Cake? And I wanted something baked, and
I was watching a dog who was is the worst
shedding dog I've ever watched in my entire life, and
I was like, there's no doubt that hair is in
the art in these cookies extra fiber, and so I
(03:50):
thought of vont during those moments, and I was like,
I could kind of see his perspective here, because there's
definitely probably dog hair in a couple of these cookies.
Like there was just no avoiding it. I swear to
got a cleaned off all of my kitchen counters everything.
I look down, there's hair on the counters again, and
I'm like.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
What the fuck you know?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I would imagine, don't you like find blonde hairs in
your food? Sometimes too, because Susan has long hair and
I maybe once a month I'll find a long black hair,
brown hair in the spot spaghetti or the pasta or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I think when I'm cooking, it's usually like my hair's up.
So I'm pretty good at kno getting my hair into anything.
But it's the dog hair you gotta watch out for
with me if I'm baking something.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I understand. Next email, Dear Ryan Show from an Elie.
I'm probably more than twelve or thirteen years overdue, but
I finally have drafted and hit send, even if it
is short. I've kept up on the podcast over the years,
from Duluth to La to San Francisco and finally in
the West Burbs. Wow. So my timing was never right
(04:49):
to call in or use the talkback feature, but without
further delay, I have two categories for the three songs
with a theme, and my picks can't remember what a
bit was called, but I think it'll be a familiar
concept song with a marching band vibe, haula Back Girl
by Gwen Stefani, Lose My Breath by Dethany's Child, then
of course Shake It Off by Taylor Swift as a
marching band vibe. Never thought about that, but I like that.
(05:11):
Songs with whistling, Pumped Up Kicks by Foster, the People,
Young Folks by Peter Bjorn and John, and Whistle by
flow Rider. Also, I need to share my favorite musical
moment in the theme song for favorite for Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles cartoon from the eighties. At the thirty six mark,
they talk about Master Splinter, he's a radical rat and
(05:32):
they actually include the YouTube link. So I'm actually going
to play this? Why not? I think she said at
the thirty six mark, So let's see if I can
get it to play. Here. Hold on one second, I
gotta get past the ad here, Okay, hold on thirty
six mark, I'm going to fast forward to the thirty
(05:59):
six mark. Okay, all right, I'm dragging the slider bar
and here we go. You might have missed it. He's
a radical rat. I think they say what they say.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I need you to clarify that for me.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, you can barely hear it, but that is your
favorite musical moment. If I can't get a staff rider sticker,
I'd love to have one. Secretary bleat Brie, please send
one to and then she gives her address here, so
I'm going to take a picture.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I thought she was like banking everything that she wanted
to contribute to. That is so funny because the whole
like what songs have a marching band vibe that has
not been in the year and a half that I've
been here.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
So she's hold held on to that one. I love that.
That's so fun Hold.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
On, give me one second. I'm Brianna. There we go.
There you free. Thank you very much. Okay, thank you,
on Ali, onto the next email, which is mostly what
we do here on the Minnesota Goodbye. You made me
remember I had a note in my phone for over
a year, and the Pure Love episode just made me
remember that it existed. I know how the song pure
(07:11):
Love came about. I wanted to share that I had
a mind blown moment when I was watching an episode
of Shit's Creek where David gets married. A song is
being played called Precious Love. And here is the YouTube
link because I wrote that kind of in my sleep.
It came to me. She said, I know it's not
exactly the same, but I couldn't help but wonder if
David had been watching Shit's Creek before going to bed
(07:33):
and had it stuck in his head. It sounds similar
and albeit I'm very happy you had a full pure
love song created things for all you guys do. So
here is the link, and I will play a little
bit of this for you so you can hear whether
it sounds like pure Love from the show Shit's Creek. Yes,
(08:02):
it takes a while to get into it.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I was so long.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Okay, I'm gonna fast forward a little bit here just
to get into kind of more of the meat of
the matter. And here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Oh, this is press love.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That's teaching me everything.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
That I need to know. This is presidence love.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
It's presence love. I can't get enough. Down on my knees,
he's begging you please.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
The game is smart.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
It's love love.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Honestly, I don't think they sound a lot of like
because I just I mean precious love and pure love.
It's possible that I was influenced somehow, I don't think so.
I'm not a songwriter.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Have a lawsuit against you like all of these artists.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, you know what, creak, I'll take it. I think
I think i'd probably win that one. But thank you, Ashley.
Next one, greetings all, says Kyle. With Jenny's soon embarking
on a trip to Morocco. It got me thinking about
countries Americans should not travel to for various reasons like
unfriendly government, civil war, lack of proper infrastructure. These are
(09:19):
countries I would advise world travelers like Jenny to never
travel to. And I'm not sure what Kyle's you know,
background is on this one, but here's what he has
never traveled to. Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Belarus, Somalia, Russia, Venezuela,
and of course North Korea. Just thought i'd share a
little travel heads up with y'all and anybody else who's
(09:40):
a world traveler. TATA for now. I don't think anybody
is like looking online for a trip to Syria or Afghanistan.
But you know, I think if it were safe, there's
a lot of people that would love to go to
Russia or maybe Venezuela.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I would love to go to Russia, but that's not
on my list soon.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Or North Korea. You're right, well, I don't think you
want let anyone.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, like you're not getting into North Korea.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I'm trying to look for some other ones here and
we maybe I haven't answered this one yet. My fiance
and I are getting married February second of twenty twenty six,
and Dave, we wanted to ask you if you would
be our officiant. We know you're busy running the best
morning show of all time, Thank you, but it would
truly mean the world to us. Yes, the celebrity himself
could be a part of our big day. Thanks so
(10:28):
much for considering. We would be over the moon if
it worked out, and I so appreciate that, but it
is a no. It's a no for me. Dog. I
really would love to, but I have learned that. You know,
when I first got you know, the ability to legally
marry people, I thought, oh man, this would be so cool.
I'm gonna be out doing these every weekend and it'd
be so cool. But it turns out I have learned
(10:49):
that to do a respectful wedding ceremony, you got to
meet with the bride and groom first to learn a
little bit about them. So when you introduce you, we'd
be like, Okay, this is Sean. And when Seann met Shay,
he was so head over heels because she loves dogs
and he loves dogs too, and they went out and
they bought a dog together, and you got to get
a background, yeah, to tell the story, and that's an
(11:11):
investment of time. And also when you go to the wedding,
I don't know anybody there, and then I don't want
to dip in, do the ceremony and then dip out,
and it's you know, I've got a life aside from
the radio station. I got a life, and I got
you know, family and a wife, and I got grandkids
and hobbies and things like that. So that's why I
don't do it.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
You can say it was an era of your life
that you did it. You did it a lot, and
now that chapter has.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Closed, do you think I know, it's not anytime in
the future, but maybe when you are retired, you would
consider doing it.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Nobody will care about me once I'm retired. That's true.
It's true. DJ's are quickly forgotten because we are not
in reruns.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
If you look at a show like Friends, Courtney Cox
and David what's his name, David Shwimmer. Yeah, David Swimmer.
I almost said David Arkad, So don't worry.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I was going to say Spade.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Well, they're not forgotten because they're in reruns. Radio people
are instantly forgotten within a week. So if you think
you're going to miss me a week after I'm gone,
you will not miss me anymore. So and if I
showed up to their wedding, they'd be like, who's the
old guy with the Bible? Now, I don't have a
Bible that I said that to make you laugh. Yeah,
you didn't get much of a laugh.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
That really works.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Not real you show up with the Bible, I.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Don't do what I mean. If they want me to
do a religious ceremony, I'd be like, well, I don't
really do that, but if you want me to, like,
you know, listen respectfully while your niece reads the twenty
first Psalm or the twenty third Psalm i'd do that.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
You know, love is patient, love is kind.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I don't think that's the twenty third song.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
That's the one that everyone reads, though.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Is that? Is that a Bible verse? Love is patient,
Love's kind?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I thought that was from Shakespeare. That is the biggest
tune out during a wedding, as when someone goes up
and reads a Bible verse because.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You're a heathenness.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's not that he like, I'm a do like THEHD
the vows and what time the happy hour starts. And
then all of a sudden, we've got little niece that's
like thirteen years old, like, and then John one one
and then they go on to say something, and I
tune out.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
It's Corinthians, Dave. Corinthians love us patient, Love is kind.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
It does not envy, it does not boast, It is
not proud, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Okay, I like that. Corinthians.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Corinthians what Corinthians thirteen verses fourth through seventh.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
How did you know that? You just googled it?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:27):
I knew it was in the Bible.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Okay, I didn't. I thought it was Shakespeare. Oh No,
twenty third saw him is the Lord is my shepherd,
I shall not want. He leadeth me beside the still
waters and has me laid down in a comfortable bed,
and yeah, and protects me from the evil. The value
of the shadow of Death.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh yeah, still water, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, yeah, I walk through the valley of the shadow
of the Death. I fear no evil, for thou art
with me, thy Rod, and they staff, they comfort me,
and I will live in the House of the Lord
forever and ever hallelou yah.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
The reason you know that one is because of that
rap song as.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I walk through the shadow of the shadow of Yeah. Probably, yeah,
that's how it goes. What is that anyway, isn't it like? Yeah,
that probably is? Yeah. All right. I think that's going
to wrap it up for the Minnesota goodbye for today.
(14:21):
But if you got an email, we'd love to hear
what you want. What do you have on your mind?
Send it in to Ryan's show at KDIWB dot com.
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