March 13, 2025 • 29 mins
We read some Nextdoor app posts, Vont poses assigned seats everywhere, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, It's Thursday. It's k d w B. My
boy Kerson got home last night. My boy Kersen get
home from the David Kushner tour, which they ended a
little bit early because David had some some he had
some anxiety, honestly, and so they said, okay, everybody go home.
So Carson's home and he had left me a text
(00:22):
message and he said, Hey, I'm gonna get home around midnight,
and you leave the keys to the car out so
I can go to Taco Bell. I'm like, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay, So, I mean, I know a guy who I love,
a guy who knows what he wants.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
He loves the Taco Bell. He's like, oh, go to
start eating healthier. And I'm like, so your first stop
is going to be.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
A Taco Bell.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Exactly where was he flying from?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Just well, he flew from London to Chicago and then
and then home.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh he did have like a long flight.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
So he's ready to like eat yeah food when he
got back, eat.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And sleep and lay around. So he'll be home for
a week. So he was supposed to be out on
tour for another week or so, and then he is home,
so yay, to he is probably gonna come to David
Busters tomorrow night. So are gonna be a David Busters
tomorrow night from four until six. I'm very excited about
that one. We're gonna play video games and eat and
(01:14):
drink and have a merry and eat drinking me marry
ye do all that stuff. Voughn How are you this morning?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Pretty good?
Speaker 6 (01:20):
David?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Anything going on?
Speaker 7 (01:21):
Nothing special going on in my life. We went on
a walk yesterday. I'm just enjoying the beautiful weather. Yeah,
you nice again today?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Uh oh gosh, tomorrow it's gonna be in the seventies.
That's not insane.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah. I was on the next Door app last night.
I'm gonna give you guys a little quiz here, because
next door is ridiculous. Next Door is mostly retirees and
Karen's and dougs that want to complain about something. And
there's a lot of like anybody know a good person
to repair my refrigerator? Or does somebody know anybody that
will take down my Christmas lights? And things like that. Yeah,
there's a lot of just dumb posts from old people
(01:54):
with nothing else to do. I'm going to read you
a post and you tell me whether it's real. Okay,
next door are all out of the chan happened in neighborhood?
Mark posts. Possums are out and about Drive carefully. Is
that real or is that fake?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I think it's real.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Possums are out and about. Drive careful. It's real.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I want to see some possums.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Here's one Pamela posts. I was driving in chan Hassen
yesterday afternoon when somebody in a dark blue Mini van
threw a big rock hard at my car. It hit
the front grill and wrecked it. Was that real or
was that fake one that I made up myself? I
think it's fake fake, it's real. It's real, yeah, Gary
see and kind of stuff that people will post on
(02:39):
it because they're all retiring, Yeah, and they got nothing
else to do but like post what's going on in
the neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
That one's a safety issue.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Here's one Carl wife left me for her trainer three
months ago. Super horny, please help?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Okay, that's fake on next door no way posts. But
I feel like sometimes some people just post out of
the blue.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I'm going real, it's fake y, super horny and post
on the next door app. Robin's we're hearing Robin's spring
is coming? Real or fake?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
That's that's a highlight of Anne's day.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It is yes, it is a real post. Here we
goes Lucille haven't pooped in four or five days? Any
idea what to do? I mean, that's an old lady
name has it pooped in four or five days? Anybody
know what to do?
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Lucille doesn't even know how to cure the pooping or
I guess that's not pooping, so she doesn't how to post?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You're right, it's fake. Yeah, it's okay. Here's one guy
with funny beard walking behind our house on walking paths?
Should I call nine one? One's real? Real?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Funny beard? Was it a scary?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
One guy with funny beard walking behind our house on
walking paths? Should I call nine one one? I think
it's real? It is fake? God, you are allowed to
have a funny looking beard and walk behind the house.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Chan.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Here's another one. Lynn posts on the next door app
where are the best fish fries in the West Metro.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
That's real?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
It is real? Yes, real, yeah, yeah, yep, yep. Craig post.
Anybody else happened to see that cool metior This morning?
At five fifteen That's that's real, Craig. What were you
doing out of the yard at five fifteen?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Is Craig actually this dog out?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
He really was outside? Okay, there's a couple more Kenneth
post coyote alert. I just saw three coyotes run from
a backyard.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Real it really, it sounds real.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It is real?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What what's with all of these mammals on the streets
and change?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
This is what they post about? This is look on
the next door app in your neighborhood. I never even
go on there because it's all old people complaining about
or wanting to refrigerate or repair.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Me do you need to own a house to be
on any.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Said Virgil Virtual Virgil. Kids next door playing loud rap music,
but they called the police on me for playing Buddy Holly.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Okay, I just feel like that name sounds like a
Day Ryan original, so I would say it's definitely.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Pay it is fake.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
One more? Uh, Mary Anne looking for young college men
to cut my lawn this summer wearing short cutoffs?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Did I write that? Real?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
It's getting a little wild on next door?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Is that need a copy on that?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
And I'm gonna post that so Colt Colt our afternoon
guy and Jen his wife. They live in Saint Louis Park,
and there are signs up now on this like big trail.
It's part of the Cedar Lake trail that says.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
That this guy is back. Yes.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Apparently the Cedar Lake Trail gropers yes, and so that's
a hot topic park next Ye.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes, because I see those signs all the time when
I walk around Cedar Lake.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So fill me in.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Basically, some guy I think like literally runs up out
of nowhere and like grabs people's body parts so and
hasn't been caught yet.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
So there signs up again.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Like hey, I don't know if it specifically says the
Cedar like groper, but that's what he's called. Yes, he's back.
Be on the lookout whatever. So I don't usually go
on that trail, but every once in a while I do,
so I am like very hyper vigilant if I'm.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
On the trail.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, Oh, this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
dress up as a woman, Okay, okay, and I'm gonna
go out and I'm gonna wait for this grope and
I'm gonna beat the snot out.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I thought you were gonna like, wait for it.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I'm gonna bait for this mother effort and I'm gonna wait,
I'm gonna walk. I don't think I can walk like
a woman. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
You could just get those like giant water balloons for booth.
Yeah yeah, just stand there and kind of like bounce
a little bit and wait.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, yeah, a lots.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I wish somebody would beat the snot out of that mother.
We'll be back in a second. Bailey Daily coming up
in a second. What's on the daily? Bailey Bailey Daily?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
If you were made into a statue, what position would
be you'd be showcased in?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Where would love this show? We'll be right back. Let
us know if there's anything on your mind, send a
text at Katie wb one. Oh Bailey j has thirty
four year old single, millennial cat lady, big theater lover,
(07:32):
very kind and funny and creative, a little annoying sometimes
I'm just trying to do. In case you don't know
who Bailey is, you.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Have to put the a little annoying as you were
saying such nice things and then a little annoying.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, pretty eyes.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Man, You have a lot. Do you ever notice the
big bump? Jenny? Now you sit profile view of Bailey,
I never noticed. I see your head on. She apparently
has a giant bump on her forehead, like some sort
of a malformation in the birth canal. Yeah, and I
know were noticed it before because I look at your
head on. But can you see it almost looks like she's.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
A youth core I being serious at first, I.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Do have a bump on my head at that right there.
Let me try to get it to hit the light.
I was talking about it yesterday. Where my hair parts
at this point on my yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Right there?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yeah, because I.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Don't have another choice because there's a giant bump on
my head.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I don't. I mean no, I feel like that thing.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I'm in a whole different room. I feel like playing
ring toss with it.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
When you come to David Busters tomorrow, don't stare at
the bump.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Can tell me if you can see the bump on
my head games.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
My head?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
All right?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Well, anyway, now it's my turn on the Daily Bailey. Yes,
I have a question.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
If you were made into a statue, what position would
you be showcased in and where would your statue be
This is the hard hitting questions today on the Daily Bailey.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Let me answer this question first.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
My position would be squatting down with prayer hands because
I am if nothing but a millennial.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Here, or two piece signs.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And then I would be in a park with a
ton of direct sunlight, perhaps Central Park even though I've
never been there, maybe the Lake of the Isles area,
and I would be need I need to be set
up high so no one could touch me. I don't
want anyone to touch me because dummies like Dave will
be like, you know, would be funny. What if we
like climbed and get she gave us a piggyback ride.
(09:27):
So I'd be up really high with maybe like some
spikes around me, but yeah, doing squatting with prayer hands
or two piece signs, Dave.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I would be in the town square right outside of
city hall and chan happened in Minnesota, Okay, And I
would be dressed in I don't know, DJ attire, and
I'd be holding a microphone wearing headphones.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Okay, and that's me, Yeah, yeah, cool, Vaughan.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
If you were a statue, what was your position being?
Where was you be positioned?
Speaker 7 (09:54):
I would I would be I would take place with
the cherry in the spoon because a lot of people
drive by that area Loring Park, so I want people
to just see me in passing, and I think, because
I have to be the center of attention, I would
probably do like a pointing at.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
What's supposed to be my junk. But then there's nothing there.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
It's like very or it's very underwhelming, so people are like,
what is why?
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Are a big statue so someone can like come and
stand where you're pointing, and then it's.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Like a photo op.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Yes, I wanted to be just as big as a
cherry in the spoon, if not bigger.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
That's my body.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
But then whatever my hands are down motioning toward is
very underwhelming, and they're like, oh.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Oh oh lord, all right, my goodness, all right, Jenny.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Well, I'm going to be in a museum like one
hundred years out, okay, where they focus on the party
girls of the early two thousands, and so my statue,
I'm going to be standing on top of a bar
and there's going to be a big bottle of vodka
in one hand, like leaning over it, pouring it into
another statue.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Fountains, yeah, fountains, oh.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
This museum will be in Chicago, because that's the only
area I've ever done that in. But I have definitely
been up on bars like feeding people liquor perfect per
the bartender allowance.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I didn't just do it out of nowhere.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
They said, get on off here, let's do this, so
that would be mine.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
What about you? Where would you have your statue?
Speaker 8 (11:10):
In?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
What position would you be in? Good question Daily Daily
Back in a second on ktw Tob, we've got first
of all, I want to remind you keep listening for
the Kendrick and Sissit tickets because we're getting out of
a wire on that one. It's going to go away.
And didn't good more tickets? Well did you play? Make
sure you listen. We'll have another pair coming up in
a little bit. On ktw Tob, I found a story
that could change your life. How to spot a sociopath
(11:34):
or psychopath or narcissist just by looking at their face.
There's something you should look for and if it's missing,
they could be a sociopath, psychopath, or narcissist just by
looking at their face. We'll tell you what to look
(11:54):
for and what and all the details. Next on you
can't make this stuff up on or I read this somewhere.
You can spot a psychopath or a sociopath or a
narcissist by a feature missing from their face. So if
you know somebody you think is a psychopath or a sociopath,
(12:17):
I don't really know the difference, to be honest with you,
I think one is a murderer and one is not
a murderer. I don't really know which one. I think
a psychopath is a murder but I don't really know.
So what you look for is a lack of foe
head creases. Here's why if you are a psychopath, narcissist,
(12:37):
or a sociopath, you don't react when somebody says something like,
oh my dog died. Do you usually raise your head
to your eyebrows? You go, oh no, Or if somebody
says something funny, you're like, oh, So you don't raise
your eyebrows because you have no emotions. So if you
look at somebody and they don't have fore headlines, they're
either too young, had botox, or they're a bad person.
(13:03):
So you know somebody in your life. There's somebody on
my Facebook and it's a girl I went to high
school with and she's posting all about narcissists, Like every
day she's posting about narcissist. Somebody burned her and I'm like, yeah,
I've been there before, dealt with one before.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
You know who I know that doesn't have any forehead wrinkles.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Jennifer me, well, yeah, black and black black, I've heard that.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Can I read to you the difference between socio and psychopaths. Yeah,
socio pads are more impulsively and emotionally volatile, while psychopaths
are more manipulative and calculated, often displaying a facade of normalcy.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Well, I think that's the thing, because you look at
somebody like Ted Bundy, remember the Murderer. He was so
charming and handsome and people couldn't believe, No, he wouldn't
be a murderer. He's too normal and nice.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
He's too nice.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
But then he would go murder somebody.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Too nice. But then he would go murder someone.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And I would run into that too. It was like
there was this like somebody who was so nice. They
were so friendly, so wonderful, so nice to everybody. But
when you got him kind of one on one, they
heard you. They were an awful, awful person and then
I would say, yeah, he's a really awful person, and
people would say, no, he's not. He's so kind and funny,
and I'm like, that's the And I'm sure there's somebody
(14:20):
listening right now who knows, somebody maybe a partner, maybe
an ex partner, maybe a husband, something like that, and
it's like, what do you mean that he's mean to you?
He's so charming and kind. It's like, yeah, that's part
of their act. All right, here's something much more lighthearted.
What has gradually disappeared without people really noticing, For example,
(14:41):
toys and cereal boxes. Okay, yes they they are gone.
Magazines in waiting rooms, they're longer there, but you got
your phone.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, but sometimes you just want the magazine for the
full effect.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I guess another thing that has disappeared without people noticing
cars that start by turning the key. Yeah, age, since
probably twenty fifteen, you got a push button start.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I kind of missed the turning the key though, because
if your push button start like loses the battery or
the battery runs out, then you're like out of luck.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Oh you mean the fob, Yeah, you're the fob. If
your fob kind of like you know, loses its juice.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Yeah, and then it's like, hey, good luck starting.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Your cardio if you hold it right up to the
steering column, Yeah, you can still start the car.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Just to let you know. Another thing that has disappeared
a real life person answering a business telephone. So for example,
when you call your dermatologist, they don't say hi, bills
dermatology services. It's like, thank you for calling. Your call
is important to us.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah. Local shops, like independent little hardware stores. I still
see them. There's still like Base Hardware and Bradaloney's Hardware
and that type of thing.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
One in South Minneapolis that has two cats in it,
and that's my favorite one because there are cats in
it and there they work there though, So you could
ask them about lumber a little tag.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Yeah, they're like ask me anything, May I help you?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
All right? That is it. Remember you're never more than
thirty minutes away from your Kendrick and Sissit tickets.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Just want to let you know we're gonna do Dave's
Dirt coming up in a second on KTWB. Send text
for anything that's on your mind and we'll get to
Dave's dirt next on kd WB. Pretty much anything she
does I just love. I don't know. Yeah, she's the
Sabrina Carpenter. She's so tiny, she is even a quarter
(16:30):
little thing. It's KATWB on the day of Ryan Show.
It is supposed to be gorgeous to day. I'm gonna
go flying. I've been flying a couple of months, so
go flying for a little bit later on this afternoon.
What are you gonna do? What? What are you gonna
like play with your cat on the porch or what
are you gonna do? No, I don't let him outside.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
He got outside once and that was the worst day
of my life. So I'm gonna go on a nice
long walk, but then I'm probably I'm gonna be inside
for the rest of the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Jenny, what are you doing outside today?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I'll probably go for a walk too, But outside of that,
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Okay, fun do anything outside today outside? Probably just a walk,
but then a listen. I've been cooking a lot more
lately because we want to start I said this like once.
We want to try to start making plates for people
and just see what they think. Because there's no Puerto
Rican food in the Twin Cities. And you're Puerto Rican, Yes,
half Puerto Rican.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
And so we've been making like cheat on as, which
is like fried pork, or autoscandulas, which is rice with beans.
And I think it'd be so cool, fever dream, but
to open like a food truck or like a trailer.
It started as a pop up I think maybe at
like Taste of Minnesota or the Fair, and then it
eventually grows into something.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
You should because is a dubious endeavor for you. You
should have a safety net, something like a food truck
or something like that.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Trying to tell me something, well, yeah, well days your
last day.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
I want to get on that.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
We're doing the brackets. It's like the month of brackets.
So we did embarrassing things to buy at the store.
And let's see what is dropped out. What is in
the final two or four for tomorrow? For today?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yes, well, yesterday we had the last four.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
It was Headlight's treatment versus and enema okay, and that
one was pretty close. It was like fifty four percent
to whatever that math is okay and aema one.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Did you should move on?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:11):
I was. Again I keep saying I'm surprised Headline's treatment
made it all that way because it was against some
interesting things. But on the other side, preparation H versus
adult toys, and of course we all know adult toys swept.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Okay, because I would think that'd be close preparation H
versus adult toys. You miss, Jenny, when I was here,
when you were gone that I said, you got preparation
A suppositories. Always keep them in your fridge because they
didn't feel that. Yeah, nobody knew this, but keep them
in your fridge because they feel better upon insertion.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
It's been very unhinged since you were not here torn
Us in the past. Couple of dudes, Is this a joke?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
No, I'm not joking.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
And we didn't realize that they made preparation H SUPPOSIB.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Say we you mean Bailey didn't know me.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I didn't know that either.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah. Do you thought it was just annointment? Yes?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, no theories.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, they look like I don't know. They're about a
new inch and a half long.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
I got ready to it. I almost got ready to
google it, and then I thought better not.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Yeah, you don't want to google that. You'll find pictures
of things you don't want to see. Because I've done
that I've done. I've googled things around hemorrhoids before. I
didn't need to see those.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I only I have.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Had a hemorrhoid once in my life. All they gave
me was like some ointment at the doctor.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Usually, yeah, you went to the doctor for it. Oh,
I'm gonna let you know if you ever get a hemorrhoid.
First of all, you'll know, you'll be like, what is that?
He gets some preparation HS down at your CVS. You
stick it in the fridge. Upon insertion, it feels better
because it's cooler. And then after a couple of days,
don't a little tip for you, don't sit on the
toilet too long. Okay, okay, I know somebody who asked
(19:37):
to watch on my TikTok. Well, you don't do it
on the toilet. I knew somebody who actually they wanted
to lose weight. So they were so frustrated they couldn't
lose weight. They sat on the toilet for an hour
and tried really hard to poop. This is an adult
that sat on the toilet and tried really hard to poop,
as if they could poop out twenty pounds of fat.
Oh my god, they got hemorrhoids. Yeah, that is not
(20:00):
how you lose weight anyway. So the two bread is
it now final two? Now, yes, we're in the last two.
It's an enema versus adult.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Toys, which is more embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Okay, we got a couplep beside for next week as well.
Right now, let's do Dave's dirt on Katie WB.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
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Speaker 1 (20:16):
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And I know you've heard that song before. Name is
Don Roberts. And apparently she now lives in her car.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
Oh almost three years. I have been living in my car,
I said it. Oh my god, it's out. I've been
living in my car. What I have in a party
right now? If I had a choice, I would just
so you guys know, I have a gym membership and
a shower there. This is not like, oh my god,
poor Dawn. She's living in her car.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
It's terrible.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Oh what was me?
Speaker 9 (21:03):
It's not that I'm learning about who I am. I'm
learning myself as a person, as a woman. If you
would have said to me while I wasn't invoking and
me living in your car, one day, I'll be like,
huh no, I'm always gonna have an apartment.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I can't live in my car.
Speaker 9 (21:16):
We say that we can't do certain things before you
even know we're capable.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
So she's not kind of doing band life's life is
just like going around, yeah, because that's what you do
in van life. Some people live in their cars, like
they have a super ru or something. And you get
a gym membership so you can show her still wherever. Yeah,
like a national gym. So it sounds like she's kind
of just exploring in her car like people do with
van life.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
You're allowed to do that at the gym, Like just
go to shower.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh yeah, I need a membership. I think I was
gonna say not a lot. But I've known people who
do the van life and they go into Planet Fitness,
yeah and take a shower. Can't uh, what else is
in the dirt? So a jay Z accuser heard in
audio admitting that jay Z did not as altered. That's
what the description says, let's see what it sounds like.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Jason was just saying he was definitely there, but he
had no part in it, or he was.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Just he was there.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
He was just there, but he didn't have anything to
do with any blacks towards you. It was strictly yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
I mean, if it's true that he was still there,
that's still a problem.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Right uh Leelo and Stitch live action trailer has been released.
What Hideous Planet is called?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
In Your cross Hairs Shooting Star, I'm Christra French, like
a best friend.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
I'm not gonna lie because I always make fun of
reboots and sequels. This one looks really good unlessa and
I watched it last night. It was confusing. There was
a scene where some guys like, what in the hell
is that? And I was like, wait, they're cussing in this.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Oh I guess yeah, yea, that's what I was confused.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
But the rest of the movie looks super good.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I'm watching That's what's the one that I showed and
told you. White Lotus Season is so good to spoil anything, no, no, no, no,
It's really good, and it's like, oh god, it's just
fun to watch other people's lives. Implode. It's like, while
you're sitting there comfortably on your couch, it's like.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
The whole show is uncomfortable though. And I don't really
feel like this is a spoiler at this point, but
there's one family in there that just has a very
strange relationship between the siblings.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yeah, watch that family.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
It's so weird.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
It's a little bit weird. Yeah, but it's really good.
White Lotus on Max TikTok is at the feature for
parents to lock up that app at certain times of
the day. Another family pairing add on is wind down
reminder to kids after ten pm that it's time to
close up to TikTok. It automatically interrupts the feed with
a full screen message to say, be mindful of time.
(23:59):
I don't know if it automatically locks it, but it
seems like it might. So your kids are not laying
in bed and you think, oh, little Cassandra lou is
getting her good nights eight eight hours of sleep and
she's on TikTok till two am.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
TikTok used to have when you were scrolling for too long.
There used to be these videos that would pop up
that'd be like, way, whoa, you've been scrolling way too long.
Time to go to bed. They don't play those anymore.
And I used to listen to those guys are.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Too much TikTok shop things that they got hate.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Like it's like every few videos now there's one that's
like a TikTok shop one and it's not like a
sponsored video, no, but it's still like someone can make
money off of whatever they're prommelling.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Oh, I hate it.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I think that Nintendo Switch also does that. Doesn't it
say you've been playing for four hours? Now you might
want to listen to a break. I think so because
when I used to during the pandemic play Animal Crossing
for four hours, I think it would come on and say, yo, bro.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Hey idiot, get up and Pete go do.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Kelly Clarkson is not publicly addressed why she's been absent
for more than a week from her daytime talk show.
She missed the milestone one thousands episode. TMZ says she's okay,
but dealing with a personal matter and we'll come back
for today's show. However, People magazine says she ain't gonna
come back till Tuesday, and so that's really all we know.
But Kelly may come back and explain her absence and finally, yeah,
(25:27):
this is interesting. Sizza has tied with Michael Jackson for
a Billboard chart record among black artists. Her SOS album
has been among the top ten for seventy nine non
consecutive weeks. She said, my album time Michael Jackson Thriller
got me speechless because if you don't remember Thriller, that
album was unstop babble back in about eighty two or
(25:50):
eighty three, just crazy. It had like seven hit singles
on one album, that is the Dirt on one oh
one point three kd w B Brought You by six
one two Injured Iimer and Lamber's injury law young man
Vontavius Carl leaked design, He's gonna stir the pot. What's
on your mind?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I think we need to have a sign seating everywhere.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
We do it at what movies and if you go
to plays and if you get on a plane or something.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
But we need to have it everywhere.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
I'm talking put it on the subway or the train,
at scigence, seating at funerals, at dinner tables, damn it
how I.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Argue against this on Reddit recently? When I did, Jenny's
been on Reddit. Sadly there shouldn't be a scigence seating
because it's just like we're so used to the norm
of like basically not socializing because we know exactly where
we're going. We go into some kind of event or
I mean a plane whatever.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
But oh there's structure though with a signce seating, I
feel like there's so much structure. And also if I'm
paying for like I enjoy paying for the seat that
I want, if I'm paying one thousand dollars, I'm enjoying
the experience the one thousand.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Dollars experience of said show that I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
What about a restaurant. Let's say I'm going to go
into we brought up Olive Garden. What you Let's say
you get on the app and in front of it
before and you go, I want this table over here
by the kitchen. It should there be a sign seeing
at Olive Gardens?
Speaker 8 (27:05):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Absolutely, it shouldn't just yeah, because what if I want
my back? What if I don't want to see all
the uglies that are in Olive Garden? I want my
back facing that the ugly. Even if I'm like at
a funeral, there's just certain people I can't sit next
to because.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
I know they're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
A funeral.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah what if?
Speaker 7 (27:23):
What if this person is like my dog's friends, cousins, neighbor,
and I'm just there to support.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I'm not as like hurt dogs.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I'm away from all the people crying.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
Well, that's why there should be a sign seating that way,
like you know, the vibe of you know this person.
It's like you do at weddings, like you sit people
where you know they're gonna be good. I'm not gonna
sit Dave at the same table as Alyssa's mom at
my wedding. No, I'm gonna sit Dave with all of
my coworkers and like our friends here.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Thank you. Yeah, oh you're getting married.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Spot twist. You're not even invited.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
On Monday's all marry you got a ring on? We're like,
what coming in the tucks? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, expensive to go to eat.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
I'm not paying extra for a certain spot because you're
giving me like plane ride vibes where you have to
pay extra to have like an aisle seat or like
one with more leg room. I'm not paying extra olive
garden to have a better table.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
We're poor. We're gonna be like put next to the
boiler room.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
The boiler room.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, actually be sitting at the nice table. Everyone's by
the boiler room.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
People shoveling coal.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah, everyone yelling and you're like, what are they yelling about?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yes, wait a second, what's going on in there?
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Yes, you should have a sign seating everywhere, funerals, subways,
dinner tables. If you want to keep the conversation going,
my instagram is at vant leak.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
All right, go check that out. We'll be right back
on KWB. You're never more than thirty minutes away from
your Kendrick and Sissit tickets. Remember she's got that record
for the like tie the record with Michael Jackson. So
huge show come in this April to us Bank Stadium.
Hang on for your tickets on kd WB on the
Dave Ryan in the Morning Show. Will be right back
in just a few seconds. We're gonna talk to somebody
(29:02):
who's got a question. They are in HR apparently, and
I said, will you be on the air with your question? Yeah,
So they've been interviewing a woman for this position and
it's like a you know, a six figure position. It's
like a it's a big position. And they're like, Okay,
she's made it through interview one, interview two. Now we're
getting serious about her. But we went on her social
(29:24):
media to see find you know, find out a little
bit more about her, and we saw this and we're like,
we're not really sure, So we'll see what you think
coming up next on KATIEWB. Because I know how judgmental
you are. You say you're not judgmental.
Good morning, It's Thursday. It's k d w B. My
boy Kerson got home last night. My boy Kersen get
home from the David Kushner tour, which they ended a
little bit early because David had some some he had
some anxiety, honestly, and so they said, okay, everybody go home.
So Carson's home and he had left me a text
(00:22):
message and he said, Hey, I'm gonna get home around midnight,
and you leave the keys to the car out so
I can go to Taco Bell. I'm like, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay, So, I mean, I know a guy who I love,
a guy who knows what he wants.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
He loves the Taco Bell. He's like, oh, go to
start eating healthier. And I'm like, so your first stop
is going to be.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
A Taco Bell.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Exactly where was he flying from?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Just well, he flew from London to Chicago and then
and then home.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh he did have like a long flight.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
So he's ready to like eat yeah food when he
got back, eat.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And sleep and lay around. So he'll be home for
a week. So he was supposed to be out on
tour for another week or so, and then he is home,
so yay, to he is probably gonna come to David
Busters tomorrow night. So are gonna be a David Busters
tomorrow night from four until six. I'm very excited about
that one. We're gonna play video games and eat and
(01:14):
drink and have a merry and eat drinking me marry
ye do all that stuff. Voughn How are you this morning?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Pretty good?
Speaker 6 (01:20):
David?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Anything going on?
Speaker 7 (01:21):
Nothing special going on in my life. We went on
a walk yesterday. I'm just enjoying the beautiful weather. Yeah,
you nice again today?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Uh oh gosh, tomorrow it's gonna be in the seventies.
That's not insane.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah. I was on the next Door app last night.
I'm gonna give you guys a little quiz here, because
next door is ridiculous. Next Door is mostly retirees and
Karen's and dougs that want to complain about something. And
there's a lot of like anybody know a good person
to repair my refrigerator? Or does somebody know anybody that
will take down my Christmas lights? And things like that. Yeah,
there's a lot of just dumb posts from old people
(01:54):
with nothing else to do. I'm going to read you
a post and you tell me whether it's real. Okay,
next door are all out of the chan happened in neighborhood?
Mark posts. Possums are out and about Drive carefully. Is
that real or is that fake?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I think it's real.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Possums are out and about. Drive careful. It's real.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I want to see some possums.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Here's one Pamela posts. I was driving in chan Hassen
yesterday afternoon when somebody in a dark blue Mini van
threw a big rock hard at my car. It hit
the front grill and wrecked it. Was that real or
was that fake one that I made up myself? I
think it's fake fake, it's real. It's real, yeah, Gary
see and kind of stuff that people will post on
(02:39):
it because they're all retiring, Yeah, and they got nothing
else to do but like post what's going on in
the neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
That one's a safety issue.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Here's one Carl wife left me for her trainer three
months ago. Super horny, please help?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Okay, that's fake on next door no way posts. But
I feel like sometimes some people just post out of
the blue.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I'm going real, it's fake y, super horny and post
on the next door app. Robin's we're hearing Robin's spring
is coming? Real or fake?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
That's that's a highlight of Anne's day.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It is yes, it is a real post. Here we
goes Lucille haven't pooped in four or five days? Any
idea what to do? I mean, that's an old lady
name has it pooped in four or five days? Anybody
know what to do?
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Lucille doesn't even know how to cure the pooping or
I guess that's not pooping, so she doesn't how to post?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You're right, it's fake. Yeah, it's okay. Here's one guy
with funny beard walking behind our house on walking paths?
Should I call nine one? One's real? Real?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Funny beard? Was it a scary?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
One guy with funny beard walking behind our house on
walking paths? Should I call nine one one? I think
it's real? It is fake? God, you are allowed to
have a funny looking beard and walk behind the house.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Chan.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Here's another one. Lynn posts on the next door app
where are the best fish fries in the West Metro.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
That's real?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
It is real? Yes, real, yeah, yeah, yep, yep. Craig post.
Anybody else happened to see that cool metior This morning?
At five fifteen That's that's real, Craig. What were you
doing out of the yard at five fifteen?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Is Craig actually this dog out?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
He really was outside? Okay, there's a couple more Kenneth
post coyote alert. I just saw three coyotes run from
a backyard.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Real it really, it sounds real.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It is real?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What what's with all of these mammals on the streets
and change?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
This is what they post about? This is look on
the next door app in your neighborhood. I never even
go on there because it's all old people complaining about
or wanting to refrigerate or repair.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Me do you need to own a house to be
on any.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Said Virgil Virtual Virgil. Kids next door playing loud rap music,
but they called the police on me for playing Buddy Holly.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Okay, I just feel like that name sounds like a
Day Ryan original, so I would say it's definitely.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Pay it is fake.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
One more? Uh, Mary Anne looking for young college men
to cut my lawn this summer wearing short cutoffs?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Did I write that? Real?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
It's getting a little wild on next door?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Is that need a copy on that?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
And I'm gonna post that so Colt Colt our afternoon
guy and Jen his wife. They live in Saint Louis Park,
and there are signs up now on this like big trail.
It's part of the Cedar Lake trail that says.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
That this guy is back. Yes.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Apparently the Cedar Lake Trail gropers yes, and so that's
a hot topic park next Ye.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes, because I see those signs all the time when
I walk around Cedar Lake.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So fill me in.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Basically, some guy I think like literally runs up out
of nowhere and like grabs people's body parts so and
hasn't been caught yet.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
So there signs up again.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Like hey, I don't know if it specifically says the
Cedar like groper, but that's what he's called. Yes, he's back.
Be on the lookout whatever. So I don't usually go
on that trail, but every once in a while I do,
so I am like very hyper vigilant if I'm.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
On the trail.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, Oh, this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
dress up as a woman, Okay, okay, and I'm gonna
go out and I'm gonna wait for this grope and
I'm gonna beat the snot out.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I thought you were gonna like, wait for it.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I'm gonna bait for this mother effort and I'm gonna wait,
I'm gonna walk. I don't think I can walk like
a woman. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
You could just get those like giant water balloons for booth.
Yeah yeah, just stand there and kind of like bounce
a little bit and wait.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, yeah, a lots.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I wish somebody would beat the snot out of that mother.
We'll be back in a second. Bailey Daily coming up
in a second. What's on the daily? Bailey Bailey Daily?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
If you were made into a statue, what position would
be you'd be showcased in?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Where would love this show? We'll be right back. Let
us know if there's anything on your mind, send a
text at Katie wb one. Oh Bailey j has thirty
four year old single, millennial cat lady, big theater lover,
(07:32):
very kind and funny and creative, a little annoying sometimes
I'm just trying to do. In case you don't know
who Bailey is, you.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Have to put the a little annoying as you were
saying such nice things and then a little annoying.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, pretty eyes.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Man, You have a lot. Do you ever notice the
big bump? Jenny? Now you sit profile view of Bailey,
I never noticed. I see your head on. She apparently
has a giant bump on her forehead, like some sort
of a malformation in the birth canal. Yeah, and I
know were noticed it before because I look at your
head on. But can you see it almost looks like she's.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
A youth core I being serious at first, I.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Do have a bump on my head at that right there.
Let me try to get it to hit the light.
I was talking about it yesterday. Where my hair parts
at this point on my yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Right there?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yeah, because I.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Don't have another choice because there's a giant bump on
my head.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I don't. I mean no, I feel like that thing.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I'm in a whole different room. I feel like playing
ring toss with it.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
When you come to David Busters tomorrow, don't stare at
the bump.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Can tell me if you can see the bump on
my head games.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
My head?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
All right?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Well, anyway, now it's my turn on the Daily Bailey. Yes,
I have a question.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
If you were made into a statue, what position would
you be showcased in and where would your statue be
This is the hard hitting questions today on the Daily Bailey.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Let me answer this question first.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
My position would be squatting down with prayer hands because
I am if nothing but a millennial.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Here, or two piece signs.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And then I would be in a park with a
ton of direct sunlight, perhaps Central Park even though I've
never been there, maybe the Lake of the Isles area,
and I would be need I need to be set
up high so no one could touch me. I don't
want anyone to touch me because dummies like Dave will
be like, you know, would be funny. What if we
like climbed and get she gave us a piggyback ride.
(09:27):
So I'd be up really high with maybe like some
spikes around me, but yeah, doing squatting with prayer hands
or two piece signs, Dave.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I would be in the town square right outside of
city hall and chan happened in Minnesota, Okay, And I
would be dressed in I don't know, DJ attire, and
I'd be holding a microphone wearing headphones.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Okay, and that's me, Yeah, yeah, cool, Vaughan.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
If you were a statue, what was your position being?
Where was you be positioned?
Speaker 7 (09:54):
I would I would be I would take place with
the cherry in the spoon because a lot of people
drive by that area Loring Park, so I want people
to just see me in passing, and I think, because
I have to be the center of attention, I would
probably do like a pointing at.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
What's supposed to be my junk. But then there's nothing there.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
It's like very or it's very underwhelming, so people are like,
what is why?
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Are a big statue so someone can like come and
stand where you're pointing, and then it's.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Like a photo op.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Yes, I wanted to be just as big as a
cherry in the spoon, if not bigger.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
That's my body.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
But then whatever my hands are down motioning toward is
very underwhelming, and they're like, oh.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Oh oh lord, all right, my goodness, all right, Jenny.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Well, I'm going to be in a museum like one
hundred years out, okay, where they focus on the party
girls of the early two thousands, and so my statue,
I'm going to be standing on top of a bar
and there's going to be a big bottle of vodka
in one hand, like leaning over it, pouring it into
another statue.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Fountains, yeah, fountains, oh.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
This museum will be in Chicago, because that's the only
area I've ever done that in. But I have definitely
been up on bars like feeding people liquor perfect per
the bartender allowance.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I didn't just do it out of nowhere.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
They said, get on off here, let's do this, so
that would be mine.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
What about you? Where would you have your statue?
Speaker 8 (11:10):
In?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
What position would you be in? Good question Daily Daily
Back in a second on ktw Tob, we've got first
of all, I want to remind you keep listening for
the Kendrick and Sissit tickets because we're getting out of
a wire on that one. It's going to go away.
And didn't good more tickets? Well did you play? Make
sure you listen. We'll have another pair coming up in
a little bit. On ktw Tob, I found a story
that could change your life. How to spot a sociopath
(11:34):
or psychopath or narcissist just by looking at their face.
There's something you should look for and if it's missing,
they could be a sociopath, psychopath, or narcissist just by
looking at their face. We'll tell you what to look
(11:54):
for and what and all the details. Next on you
can't make this stuff up on or I read this somewhere.
You can spot a psychopath or a sociopath or a
narcissist by a feature missing from their face. So if
you know somebody you think is a psychopath or a sociopath,
(12:17):
I don't really know the difference, to be honest with you,
I think one is a murderer and one is not
a murderer. I don't really know which one. I think
a psychopath is a murder but I don't really know.
So what you look for is a lack of foe
head creases. Here's why if you are a psychopath, narcissist,
(12:37):
or a sociopath, you don't react when somebody says something like,
oh my dog died. Do you usually raise your head
to your eyebrows? You go, oh no, Or if somebody
says something funny, you're like, oh, So you don't raise
your eyebrows because you have no emotions. So if you
look at somebody and they don't have fore headlines, they're
either too young, had botox, or they're a bad person.
(13:03):
So you know somebody in your life. There's somebody on
my Facebook and it's a girl I went to high
school with and she's posting all about narcissists, Like every
day she's posting about narcissist. Somebody burned her and I'm like, yeah,
I've been there before, dealt with one before.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
You know who I know that doesn't have any forehead wrinkles.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Jennifer me, well, yeah, black and black black, I've heard that.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Can I read to you the difference between socio and psychopaths. Yeah,
socio pads are more impulsively and emotionally volatile, while psychopaths
are more manipulative and calculated, often displaying a facade of normalcy.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Well, I think that's the thing, because you look at
somebody like Ted Bundy, remember the Murderer. He was so
charming and handsome and people couldn't believe, No, he wouldn't
be a murderer. He's too normal and nice.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
He's too nice.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
But then he would go murder somebody.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Too nice. But then he would go murder someone.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And I would run into that too. It was like
there was this like somebody who was so nice. They
were so friendly, so wonderful, so nice to everybody. But
when you got him kind of one on one, they
heard you. They were an awful, awful person and then
I would say, yeah, he's a really awful person, and
people would say, no, he's not. He's so kind and funny,
and I'm like, that's the And I'm sure there's somebody
(14:20):
listening right now who knows, somebody maybe a partner, maybe
an ex partner, maybe a husband, something like that, and
it's like, what do you mean that he's mean to you?
He's so charming and kind. It's like, yeah, that's part
of their act. All right, here's something much more lighthearted.
What has gradually disappeared without people really noticing, For example,
(14:41):
toys and cereal boxes. Okay, yes they they are gone.
Magazines in waiting rooms, they're longer there, but you got
your phone.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, but sometimes you just want the magazine for the
full effect.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I guess another thing that has disappeared without people noticing
cars that start by turning the key. Yeah, age, since
probably twenty fifteen, you got a push button start.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I kind of missed the turning the key though, because
if your push button start like loses the battery or
the battery runs out, then you're like out of luck.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Oh you mean the fob, Yeah, you're the fob. If
your fob kind of like you know, loses its juice.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Yeah, and then it's like, hey, good luck starting.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Your cardio if you hold it right up to the
steering column, Yeah, you can still start the car.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Just to let you know. Another thing that has disappeared
a real life person answering a business telephone. So for example,
when you call your dermatologist, they don't say hi, bills
dermatology services. It's like, thank you for calling. Your call
is important to us.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah. Local shops, like independent little hardware stores. I still
see them. There's still like Base Hardware and Bradaloney's Hardware
and that type of thing.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
One in South Minneapolis that has two cats in it,
and that's my favorite one because there are cats in
it and there they work there though, So you could
ask them about lumber a little tag.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Yeah, they're like ask me anything, May I help you?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
All right? That is it. Remember you're never more than
thirty minutes away from your Kendrick and Sissit tickets.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Just want to let you know we're gonna do Dave's
Dirt coming up in a second on KTWB. Send text
for anything that's on your mind and we'll get to
Dave's dirt next on kd WB. Pretty much anything she
does I just love. I don't know. Yeah, she's the
Sabrina Carpenter. She's so tiny, she is even a quarter
(16:30):
little thing. It's KATWB on the day of Ryan Show.
It is supposed to be gorgeous to day. I'm gonna
go flying. I've been flying a couple of months, so
go flying for a little bit later on this afternoon.
What are you gonna do? What? What are you gonna
like play with your cat on the porch or what
are you gonna do? No, I don't let him outside.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
He got outside once and that was the worst day
of my life. So I'm gonna go on a nice
long walk, but then I'm probably I'm gonna be inside
for the rest of the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Jenny, what are you doing outside today?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I'll probably go for a walk too, But outside of that,
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Okay, fun do anything outside today outside? Probably just a walk,
but then a listen. I've been cooking a lot more
lately because we want to start I said this like once.
We want to try to start making plates for people
and just see what they think. Because there's no Puerto
Rican food in the Twin Cities. And you're Puerto Rican, Yes,
half Puerto Rican.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
And so we've been making like cheat on as, which
is like fried pork, or autoscandulas, which is rice with beans.
And I think it'd be so cool, fever dream, but
to open like a food truck or like a trailer.
It started as a pop up I think maybe at
like Taste of Minnesota or the Fair, and then it
eventually grows into something.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
You should because is a dubious endeavor for you. You
should have a safety net, something like a food truck
or something like that.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Trying to tell me something, well, yeah, well days your
last day.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
I want to get on that.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
We're doing the brackets. It's like the month of brackets.
So we did embarrassing things to buy at the store.
And let's see what is dropped out. What is in
the final two or four for tomorrow? For today?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yes, well, yesterday we had the last four.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
It was Headlight's treatment versus and enema okay, and that
one was pretty close. It was like fifty four percent
to whatever that math is okay and aema one.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Did you should move on?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:11):
I was. Again I keep saying I'm surprised Headline's treatment
made it all that way because it was against some
interesting things. But on the other side, preparation H versus
adult toys, and of course we all know adult toys swept.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Okay, because I would think that'd be close preparation H
versus adult toys. You miss, Jenny, when I was here,
when you were gone that I said, you got preparation
A suppositories. Always keep them in your fridge because they
didn't feel that. Yeah, nobody knew this, but keep them
in your fridge because they feel better upon insertion.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
It's been very unhinged since you were not here torn
Us in the past. Couple of dudes, Is this a joke?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
No, I'm not joking.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
And we didn't realize that they made preparation H SUPPOSIB.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Say we you mean Bailey didn't know me.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I didn't know that either.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah. Do you thought it was just annointment? Yes?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, no theories.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, they look like I don't know. They're about a
new inch and a half long.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
I got ready to it. I almost got ready to
google it, and then I thought better not.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Yeah, you don't want to google that. You'll find pictures
of things you don't want to see. Because I've done
that I've done. I've googled things around hemorrhoids before. I
didn't need to see those.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I only I have.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Had a hemorrhoid once in my life. All they gave
me was like some ointment at the doctor.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Usually, yeah, you went to the doctor for it. Oh,
I'm gonna let you know if you ever get a hemorrhoid.
First of all, you'll know, you'll be like, what is that?
He gets some preparation HS down at your CVS. You
stick it in the fridge. Upon insertion, it feels better
because it's cooler. And then after a couple of days,
don't a little tip for you, don't sit on the
toilet too long. Okay, okay, I know somebody who asked
(19:37):
to watch on my TikTok. Well, you don't do it
on the toilet. I knew somebody who actually they wanted
to lose weight. So they were so frustrated they couldn't
lose weight. They sat on the toilet for an hour
and tried really hard to poop. This is an adult
that sat on the toilet and tried really hard to poop,
as if they could poop out twenty pounds of fat.
Oh my god, they got hemorrhoids. Yeah, that is not
(20:00):
how you lose weight anyway. So the two bread is
it now final two? Now, yes, we're in the last two.
It's an enema versus adult.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Toys, which is more embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Okay, we got a couplep beside for next week as well.
Right now, let's do Dave's dirt on Katie WB.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
And now from the.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
World's most unreliable sources, it's Dave's Dirt on Katie WB.
It has brought to you by six one two Injured
Heimer and Lammers in Jewelry Law and Don Roberts of
n Vogue is in the dirt today eight eighties or so.
And I know you've heard that song before. Name is
Don Roberts. And apparently she now lives in her car.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
Oh almost three years. I have been living in my car,
I said it. Oh my god, it's out. I've been
living in my car. What I have in a party
right now? If I had a choice, I would just
so you guys know, I have a gym membership and
a shower there. This is not like, oh my god,
poor Dawn. She's living in her car.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
It's terrible.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Oh what was me?
Speaker 9 (21:03):
It's not that I'm learning about who I am. I'm
learning myself as a person, as a woman. If you
would have said to me while I wasn't invoking and
me living in your car, one day, I'll be like,
huh no, I'm always gonna have an apartment.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I can't live in my car.
Speaker 9 (21:16):
We say that we can't do certain things before you
even know we're capable.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
So she's not kind of doing band life's life is
just like going around, yeah, because that's what you do
in van life. Some people live in their cars, like
they have a super ru or something. And you get
a gym membership so you can show her still wherever. Yeah,
like a national gym. So it sounds like she's kind
of just exploring in her car like people do with
van life.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
You're allowed to do that at the gym, Like just
go to shower.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh yeah, I need a membership. I think I was
gonna say not a lot. But I've known people who
do the van life and they go into Planet Fitness,
yeah and take a shower. Can't uh, what else is
in the dirt? So a jay Z accuser heard in
audio admitting that jay Z did not as altered. That's
what the description says, let's see what it sounds like.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Jason was just saying he was definitely there, but he
had no part in it, or he was.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Just he was there.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
He was just there, but he didn't have anything to
do with any blacks towards you. It was strictly yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
I mean, if it's true that he was still there,
that's still a problem.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Right uh Leelo and Stitch live action trailer has been released.
What Hideous Planet is called?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
In Your cross Hairs Shooting Star, I'm Christra French, like
a best friend.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
I'm not gonna lie because I always make fun of
reboots and sequels. This one looks really good unlessa and
I watched it last night. It was confusing. There was
a scene where some guys like, what in the hell
is that? And I was like, wait, they're cussing in this.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Oh I guess yeah, yea, that's what I was confused.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
But the rest of the movie looks super good.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I'm watching That's what's the one that I showed and
told you. White Lotus Season is so good to spoil anything, no, no, no, no,
It's really good, and it's like, oh god, it's just
fun to watch other people's lives. Implode. It's like, while
you're sitting there comfortably on your couch, it's like.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
The whole show is uncomfortable though. And I don't really
feel like this is a spoiler at this point, but
there's one family in there that just has a very
strange relationship between the siblings.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yeah, watch that family.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
It's so weird.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
It's a little bit weird. Yeah, but it's really good.
White Lotus on Max TikTok is at the feature for
parents to lock up that app at certain times of
the day. Another family pairing add on is wind down
reminder to kids after ten pm that it's time to
close up to TikTok. It automatically interrupts the feed with
a full screen message to say, be mindful of time.
(23:59):
I don't know if it automatically locks it, but it
seems like it might. So your kids are not laying
in bed and you think, oh, little Cassandra lou is
getting her good nights eight eight hours of sleep and
she's on TikTok till two am.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
TikTok used to have when you were scrolling for too long.
There used to be these videos that would pop up
that'd be like, way, whoa, you've been scrolling way too long.
Time to go to bed. They don't play those anymore.
And I used to listen to those guys are.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Too much TikTok shop things that they got hate.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Like it's like every few videos now there's one that's
like a TikTok shop one and it's not like a
sponsored video, no, but it's still like someone can make
money off of whatever they're prommelling.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Oh, I hate it.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I think that Nintendo Switch also does that. Doesn't it
say you've been playing for four hours? Now you might
want to listen to a break. I think so because
when I used to during the pandemic play Animal Crossing
for four hours, I think it would come on and say, yo, bro.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Hey idiot, get up and Pete go do.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Kelly Clarkson is not publicly addressed why she's been absent
for more than a week from her daytime talk show.
She missed the milestone one thousands episode. TMZ says she's okay,
but dealing with a personal matter and we'll come back
for today's show. However, People magazine says she ain't gonna
come back till Tuesday, and so that's really all we know.
But Kelly may come back and explain her absence and finally, yeah,
(25:27):
this is interesting. Sizza has tied with Michael Jackson for
a Billboard chart record among black artists. Her SOS album
has been among the top ten for seventy nine non
consecutive weeks. She said, my album time Michael Jackson Thriller
got me speechless because if you don't remember Thriller, that
album was unstop babble back in about eighty two or
(25:50):
eighty three, just crazy. It had like seven hit singles
on one album, that is the Dirt on one oh
one point three kd w B Brought You by six
one two Injured Iimer and Lamber's injury law young man
Vontavius Carl leaked design, He's gonna stir the pot. What's
on your mind?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I think we need to have a sign seating everywhere.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
We do it at what movies and if you go
to plays and if you get on a plane or something.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
But we need to have it everywhere.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
I'm talking put it on the subway or the train,
at scigence, seating at funerals, at dinner tables, damn it
how I.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Argue against this on Reddit recently? When I did, Jenny's
been on Reddit. Sadly there shouldn't be a scigence seating
because it's just like we're so used to the norm
of like basically not socializing because we know exactly where
we're going. We go into some kind of event or
I mean a plane whatever.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
But oh there's structure though with a signce seating, I
feel like there's so much structure. And also if I'm
paying for like I enjoy paying for the seat that
I want, if I'm paying one thousand dollars, I'm enjoying
the experience the one thousand.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Dollars experience of said show that I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
What about a restaurant. Let's say I'm going to go
into we brought up Olive Garden. What you Let's say
you get on the app and in front of it
before and you go, I want this table over here
by the kitchen. It should there be a sign seeing
at Olive Gardens?
Speaker 8 (27:05):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Absolutely, it shouldn't just yeah, because what if I want
my back? What if I don't want to see all
the uglies that are in Olive Garden? I want my
back facing that the ugly. Even if I'm like at
a funeral, there's just certain people I can't sit next
to because.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
I know they're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
A funeral.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah what if?
Speaker 7 (27:23):
What if this person is like my dog's friends, cousins, neighbor,
and I'm just there to support.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I'm not as like hurt dogs.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I'm away from all the people crying.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
Well, that's why there should be a sign seating that way,
like you know, the vibe of you know this person.
It's like you do at weddings, like you sit people
where you know they're gonna be good. I'm not gonna
sit Dave at the same table as Alyssa's mom at
my wedding. No, I'm gonna sit Dave with all of
my coworkers and like our friends here.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Thank you. Yeah, oh you're getting married.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Spot twist. You're not even invited.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
On Monday's all marry you got a ring on? We're like,
what coming in the tucks? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, expensive to go to eat.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
I'm not paying extra for a certain spot because you're
giving me like plane ride vibes where you have to
pay extra to have like an aisle seat or like
one with more leg room. I'm not paying extra olive
garden to have a better table.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
We're poor. We're gonna be like put next to the
boiler room.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
The boiler room.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, actually be sitting at the nice table. Everyone's by
the boiler room.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
People shoveling coal.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah, everyone yelling and you're like, what are they yelling about?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yes, wait a second, what's going on in there?
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Yes, you should have a sign seating everywhere, funerals, subways,
dinner tables. If you want to keep the conversation going,
my instagram is at vant leak.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
All right, go check that out. We'll be right back
on KWB. You're never more than thirty minutes away from
your Kendrick and Sissit tickets. Remember she's got that record
for the like tie the record with Michael Jackson. So
huge show come in this April to us Bank Stadium.
Hang on for your tickets on kd WB on the
Dave Ryan in the Morning Show. Will be right back
in just a few seconds. We're gonna talk to somebody
(29:02):
who's got a question. They are in HR apparently, and
I said, will you be on the air with your question? Yeah,
So they've been interviewing a woman for this position and
it's like a you know, a six figure position. It's
like a it's a big position. And they're like, Okay,
she's made it through interview one, interview two. Now we're
getting serious about her. But we went on her social
(29:24):
media to see find you know, find out a little
bit more about her, and we saw this and we're like,
we're not really sure, So we'll see what you think
coming up next on KATIEWB. Because I know how judgmental
you are. You say you're not judgmental.
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