August 16, 2024 • 17 mins
Bailey asks about our long cons, we give spoilers for movies, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Millie Eilish KDWB, Good morning, It's Fridayday. I'm glad it
is Friday. Thanks for being here on the Dave Ryan Show.
Get a big happy hour tonight over in Rosevillae Smash
Park and we'll be there about six thirty until late
thirty with all kinds of games and pickle ball. I
might bring along a couple of magic trips. Note, I go, huh,
(00:24):
any clip you know what? I could bring a clipp
a doo. I mean I might bring three or four
clipp ados because they are a magical device. But I'm
not allowed to talk about them on the radio. But
Riches out of town so mentioned finals on etc. At
c dot Com. Clipp A do yah. But forget I
said any of that because I don't think I'm allowed
to do that. Riches on vacation. So anyway, Happy Friday.
(00:48):
It is kd WB. I think we all had a
decent night last night. I went up with a friend
of mine Ben. I've known Ben for about fifteen years
or so, and I haven't seen Ben in like five
years or so. And Ben is a guy that I
met in Toastmasters speech club, and so we went out
to Boulevard over here in Minnetonka. It is a great spot.
I had no idea it was so popular. It's full
of full of beautiful people. It's kind of like super good.
(01:10):
It's kind of like Maynards, but it's landlocked, you know what.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
To describe it.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
It draws that same beautiful young crowd. And then even
the old people at Boulevard last night were pretty attractive.
I did may not make eye contact with a grilled
last night. A grill A grill, grandma.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Isn't that just like a gil? Why do you have
the R in there?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I think just a grill.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Grandma? And I made prolonged eye contact with a grill.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Prolog and how did that go?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Did she give you her number? He's giving me the ask.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
She gave me some insure together, so we kind up
with there's a great to catch up with, like an
old friend. I haven't done that a long time. Yes,
as good to see Ben. This is what I know
that Bailey and vont did last night. You guys went rolling? Yeah, baby,
we went.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
To the fallon called skate Data event, which is really cool.
It was that it was an uptown What was the place?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, it's like the Uptown Skate Skate Studio. It's like
something super simple named, but it was. It's cool because
the space used to be like a furniture store that
the furniture store like went out of business or whatever
up in the help.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
And then now the like Uptown.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Skate Studio people have it and it's it's cool. Like
on the outside, you're like, there's nothing in there, and
then you go inside and it's a little skate.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Rink and there's like neon lights, which exactly what you
would imagine a skating rinks look like neon lights, and
cool graffiti on the walls and stuff. The people that
worked there were like such pros Bailey.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
You guys, say me, James, I'm assuming who's very tall? Okay, yes,
my friend's husband.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh god, damn it.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Night.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
All of the people who worked there were hot.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Even if they weren't like super hot, the way that
they skated was hot.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
They could do They would.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Spin around like one of those like fairy dancer dolls
that you pull the rip cord and it flies into
the sky. Skydanswers, skuyd answers. They would skate like a skydanswer.
They were all good looking.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
But then they would. I would.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
It was embarrassing because I don't skate period, Like I
have roller skates that I bought when I wanted to
learn how to roller skate.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Have I learned?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
No, I really haven't, And so I was really like
penguining it the whole time mostly, and then they would
all these hot people would stop me and be like, hola,
you want to keep your you want to keep your
eyes up, you want to.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
You're gonna have your arms out. You got to have
them out to this set. Make sure you bend your knees.
And I'm like, ha ha, she had knee pads on
and everything.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I did, I would. I would too, I totally would.
I would have people wear helmets when they go roller skating. Now,
no one there was, nobody does, okay. I was just
wondering basically, when I rollerblade and I don't move that often,
you wear a helmet. R. I know a guy who
was at one of those skate places. He was another boy,
scout dad, and somebody bumped into he fell backward and
he hit his head and he almost dies. Oh my god,
(03:59):
almost died. He's ninety nine percent recovered now, but yeah,
I got time. It happened to me, you're skating.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I not as pro as those guys, but it was
definitely more than Bailey's because I learned how to backwards
skate when I was younger, because I used to go
skating a lot, and I would go with girls when
I was in like middle school, and they'd do the
slow skate, so I'd backwards skate with them because they
obviously I'm not going to make them do the hard work.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
So it was okay if I was actually a really
good skater, Like, in general.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Did you guys do the snowball skate where the I mean,
it is very heteronormative, but what the hell? Who cares?
So you got the girls on one end, you got
the boys on one end. We did not know and
then the but one boy skates out chooses a girl
to skate with and they split up. And we did
the snowball skate when I was in sixth grade at
skate City in Colorado Springs, and nobody chose me.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Nobody, I think.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
At the ending thing when I was young, though.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
The DJ blew a whistle and then it was like, okay,
all you losers that didn't get chosen, come on down.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I know we did not do that couch though I
did break a couch. I was sitting on a couch
just like chillin' because skating is hard. It's really hard,
and it's a hard on your legs and makes you sweaty.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
So I was sitting on a couch like resting. I
get up.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
From the couch and then lose my balance, fall back
onto the couch, and an entire like one of the
entire legs of the couch just like.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Crumbled underneath me.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Crazy broke off and then they had to have like
three dudes come and carry it off.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
God, it was invited back.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
You have fun last night, Yeah, I just I had
an event that I was at for a little bit,
and then I went and met up with Andrew and
Ted at a brewery hung up for a bit. So
it was a lovely evening to just chill on a patio.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It was a great night. And Globe we had a
good night too. It is for Friday. You're gonna have
another good night to night. Come out to Smash Park tonight.
You'll have more stories to tell. Bailey will break another couch,
I will make eye contact with another grill and we'll
have it insure we'll be back with War of the Roses.
Some people says it's the best War of the Roses ever.
I would place it in the top ten for sure,
(06:00):
and that's pretty strong statement because it's so different.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, I feel like that needs.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
To be different categories like top ten jerks, top ten
unique ones.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I'd put this under unique.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Definitely unique and a little bit spicy. So it's coming
up next on War of the Roses. Grab your coffee,
get your donut, whatever you do in the morning, be
back here in about five minutes or less for War
of the Roses. On few happen right here in Minnesota.
(06:35):
Here we go. This is how you win an argument
in Minnesota. Woman facing charges after hitting her boyfriend with
her car while they were on their way to couple's therapy.
Oh yep, happen on Saturday. Thirty year old Veronica Gas
was behind the wheel, her boyfriend was in the passenger seat.
They've been fighting all day and things got heated up
on their drive and he broke up with Veronica. He
(06:59):
says he told their relationship was over and said take
me home, but she stopped in the middle of the
road and said get out. So we did Now their
stories differ after that, as most stories do, but he
says they locked eyes as he was crossing in front
of her car, a crucial mistake. She floored it, causing
him to fly her the hood and slam into her windshield.
(07:21):
Now luckily he's okay. Hit it up with a cut
on his right elbow, and she ended up with a
cracked windshield. He says it happened when she hit him.
She claims that it happened when he punched the windshield
out of anger.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Both sound plausible. She also tried to claim that she
didn't hit him on purpose, she just didn't see him there.
But eventually, okay, well, she changed her story and admitted
that she did. She is now facing second degree assault charges,
and it sounds like the relationship is definitely over. No
amount of therapy can really help. Now they've been dating
for about a year. Well, now I'm looking at her
(07:59):
mugshot and I will say she is moderately attractive.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Right, let's say, would she live in does?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
But I'm saying in the Twin Cities.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Grow. She looks like a young Colby Calais. If you
go look at Colby Calay when she was twenty four
years old. That's what Colby couch. That's what she looks like.
She's she's attractive. She looks a little pissed in her
mug shot and a little arrested. Yeah, maybe a little
bit uh mm, surprised that she's getting a mug shot
on drugs. No, not on drugs. No, she is very,
(08:36):
very lucid looking, oh so like a young Colby Calais.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And this is the first time her management Colby Calay
since two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Nobody's brought up Colby Calay since then. Exactly. That is,
you can't make this stuff up. On Katie w B.
We're gonna get right into Dave's dirt and then we're
gonna get you hose your tickets on Katie w B. Wait,
that's not it. We're doing Dave's dirt first. Yeah. Yeah,
let's see what we're going to cover on Dave's dirt
on Katie WB. And now with an important update on
(09:06):
Noah Cyrus just kidding, it's Dave's dirt on Katie w B.
Ohah Cyrus, all right, I'm just being a jerk. All right,
let's move on here. We got new music and this
is gonna come up. I think at eight o'clock you'll
hear the whole song. But it's new music from Lady
Gagon Bruno Mars. It's called Die with a Smile. New
(09:28):
halse he gets called Love is the Muse, and post Malone.
Chris Stapleton's got one called California Sober. Isn't that where
you'll only like you only drink on weekends or something?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Smoke weed alcohol?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Okay? By the way, Renaissance Festival opens up this weekend
Working Bailey the ren.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Fest not this weekend, but starting next weekend.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I think I'll be there at least one day every
weekend until the end.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
What do you do? Where can I find you?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
You can find at the Danger Committee. That is a gosh,
what is it juggling knife throwing kind of show. But
I am not juggling and or knife throwing. I am
selling chocolate for them, So just look for them and
then look for.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
The tent like a little box with chocolates in it.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
No, we have like a little tent that we have
like things set up so we can just be like, Hi,
would you like some chocolate stars? And then if no
one's in the tent, we have to like stand outside of.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
It and yell gets your chocolate.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Do you really do that? Yeah? So they have a
Brooklyn accent in medieval times.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I do.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I do because I can't take it seriously.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, good. So some people do take the Renaissance Festival really.
They live it. They don't shower the entire eight weeks
of the Renaissance Festival.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
I'm going to write down all the stories that I
have when I'm working there, and it'll be like a
did it happen on vacation, but it'll be did it
happen at the box?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I love it. Reagan the breakdancer, the Reygun. Yeah, her
last name is Reagan, but they called her Raygun. She
reacts to all the attention that she has gotten after
the Olympics with her ridiculously stupid breakdance routine, thanking all
the people who have supported me.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
I really appreciate the positivity, and I'm glad I was
able to bring some joy into your lives.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
That's what I hoped. I didn't realize that.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
That would also open the door to so much hate,
which has frankly been pretty devastating.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I hate that people give her hate. I love her.
I think that she went out there, she owned it
one hundred percent. She sucked. She probably knew she sucked.
How can you hate somebody who went out there and
maybe a little bit tongue in cheek did this breakdance routine.
I'll bet it's from people who are sier.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
About breakdancing, probably, but I mean, let's be honest, she
didn't look like any of the other breakdancers in there,
so of course she was going to get a lot
of like flack for it. And like the people were like, well,
it turns out I could be in the Olympics because
I could break dance like that.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Breakdancing not coming back through the twenty twenty eight Olympics
the chance ye, they.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Also pick a ball didn't make it either. Off, they were, yeah,
trying to get it in. I don't think it made it.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I think they do trial sports, and if it's in
for three Olympics in a row, then it's in permanently
until they go, hey, you're not going to do this
one anymore.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Then.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You may remember this guy from the night from the eighties.
He had it's called the Breakup Song about nineteen eighty
one or so. His name is Greg Ken and he
passed away yesterday at the age of seventy six years old.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Not very old.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
No, And this is a really interesting story. Ten actors
that went from being the next big thing to surprisingly
fizzling out. Let's check in. Taylor Lautner from The Twilight
movie was the next big thing.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah, he was supposed to be like the next Matt Damon.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Liam Hemsworth and Sam Claffen from The Hunger Games. Did
they kind of know?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Sam Claffen was in the Daisy Jones and The Six
So I feel like that's still kind of a win
sort of.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, no, because I've never heard of that movie.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
A TV show, TV show, really popular book. Oh my gosh,
so many people were hyped about that. Yeah, honestly the book.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Was better though.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Alex Pennifer from Magic Mike was supposed to be the
next big thing. Faded away Chalen Woodley, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Think that's fair. She's in a lot, Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I'm you can be the judge of this. Skeet Ulrich
from Scream was supposed to be the next big thing.
I don't know who that is, okay, and that's the problem.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
A guy the Killer Alert, Yeah, I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well, listen, the movie is thirty years old. You can't
You can't spoil a thirty year old movie. Listen. At
the end of et it turns out you think he died,
but he didn't die. Spoiler alert. At the end of
the movie, Luke Skywalker blows up the death Star. Spoiler alert.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
He's a spoiler alert Friday. He's just gonna ruin everyone's days.
It sounds like a good spoiler.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
At the end of the movie, it turns out that
the guy who killed the girl in the shower is
not an old woman. It's a guy dressed up as
an old woman. I was gonna watch that. Spoiler alert
at the end. At the end, Jack dies, Rose lives,
throws the heart of the Ocean back into the ocean.
(14:39):
Spoiler alert. Wally World is closed. Give me a spoiler
Give me a spoiler alert at Alert Friday, spoiler alert.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
At the end of Home Alone, he's no longer alone.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
They all get back together. Oh my God, give me
a spoiler alert.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Spoiler alert, but even though he knows a lot jazz,
they don't end up together.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
At the end of La La Land, all right and
Hayden Christiansen from The Star Wars trilogy.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
He's come back?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Has he come back?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Totally sound like you wish he came back.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Question back like in Star Wars, like he was just
in the like a Star Wars series on Disney Plus.
So like, yeah, when he was in Star Wars in
the first place, he wasn't great and then he kind
of fizzled on into nothing and then he's back.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Now, I'll give you one. In music, that was supposed
to be the next big thing, Lauren Hill was supposed
to be like the big star of the nineties and
two thousands. She did one album and yeah, I know
she's legendary, I get it, but she was supposed to
be the next big thing. I wouldn't recognize her if
she was a greeter at Walmart. I would walk in
and be like, hello, man, good morning. No, Lauren Hill
still got staying.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I mean I think she just canceled a tour what
she was supposed to do with the fujis like literally
maybe a week ago. But people still get hype for
Lauren Hill with or without the fujis.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Did you say she still has sting staying stay people.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Still care about her.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Say, it's like a stand on your shirt She's still God.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Is that a gen Z term?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What is?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
What is up with you kids and your words?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay, Sammy, I heard a kid the other day on
Pike's Peak. I'm not lying. I was gonna tell you
this and I forgot. There was a group of kids,
probably fifteen or so, and I heard one of them
say skibbty and it made me smile because I was
like that. I learned that from Bailey. I thought she
made it up, all right. That is the dirt brought
(16:30):
to you by Nicolay Law Offices. We got tickets right now,
call her number ten. You're gonna go see Hosier. You're
going out. You got date It's date Night. Guess what
the show I'm gonna send you on Date Night Tomorrow night.
You're gonna go see Hosier at the Excel Energy Center.
Make reservations for dinner. Somewhere downtown. There's Cassetta's de Mos
(16:51):
Burger Mos. There's the Seventh Street truck Park. The Downtowner
I think is still open.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
I think yes, and Wild Bills opened up like in
the last year. So I want to get get dranks
on there.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Uh kN Caige is just around the corner and if
you want to go see Hosier, go make a reservation
or show up at the seven Street Truck Park. We'll
get your tickets right now. All I need is somebody
who's enthusiastic to call in and say, I want them tickets,
and I'll get them for you. But you gotta say
that when Vaughan answers the phone, I want them tickets.
Not grammatic.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
No.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I was gonna say what if they're in English?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
TEENAI, No, I want to say that I want them
tickets six ' five one nine eight nine KD double
ub Daily Bailey coming up in a couple of seconds.
We're gonna play a quick round if you know what sucks.
And we had a lot of stuff going on, plus
our happy hour tonight from six thirty until a thirty
at Smash Park in Roseville. Hope to see you there.
Millie Eilish KDWB, Good morning, It's Fridayday. I'm glad it
is Friday. Thanks for being here on the Dave Ryan Show.
Get a big happy hour tonight over in Rosevillae Smash
Park and we'll be there about six thirty until late
thirty with all kinds of games and pickle ball. I
might bring along a couple of magic trips. Note, I go, huh,
(00:24):
any clip you know what? I could bring a clipp
a doo. I mean I might bring three or four
clipp ados because they are a magical device. But I'm
not allowed to talk about them on the radio. But
Riches out of town so mentioned finals on etc. At
c dot Com. Clipp A do yah. But forget I
said any of that because I don't think I'm allowed
to do that. Riches on vacation. So anyway, Happy Friday.
(00:48):
It is kd WB. I think we all had a
decent night last night. I went up with a friend
of mine Ben. I've known Ben for about fifteen years
or so, and I haven't seen Ben in like five
years or so. And Ben is a guy that I
met in Toastmasters speech club, and so we went out
to Boulevard over here in Minnetonka. It is a great spot.
I had no idea it was so popular. It's full
of full of beautiful people. It's kind of like super good.
(01:10):
It's kind of like Maynards, but it's landlocked, you know what.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
To describe it.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
It draws that same beautiful young crowd. And then even
the old people at Boulevard last night were pretty attractive.
I did may not make eye contact with a grilled
last night. A grill A grill, grandma.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Isn't that just like a gil? Why do you have
the R in there?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I think just a grill.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Grandma? And I made prolonged eye contact with a grill.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Prolog and how did that go?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Did she give you her number? He's giving me the ask.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
She gave me some insure together, so we kind up
with there's a great to catch up with, like an
old friend. I haven't done that a long time. Yes,
as good to see Ben. This is what I know
that Bailey and vont did last night. You guys went rolling? Yeah, baby,
we went.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
To the fallon called skate Data event, which is really cool.
It was that it was an uptown What was the place?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, it's like the Uptown Skate Skate Studio. It's like
something super simple named, but it was. It's cool because
the space used to be like a furniture store that
the furniture store like went out of business or whatever
up in the help.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
And then now the like Uptown.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Skate Studio people have it and it's it's cool. Like
on the outside, you're like, there's nothing in there, and
then you go inside and it's a little skate.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Rink and there's like neon lights, which exactly what you
would imagine a skating rinks look like neon lights, and
cool graffiti on the walls and stuff. The people that
worked there were like such pros Bailey.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
You guys, say me, James, I'm assuming who's very tall? Okay, yes,
my friend's husband.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh god, damn it.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Night.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
All of the people who worked there were hot.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Even if they weren't like super hot, the way that
they skated was hot.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
They could do They would.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Spin around like one of those like fairy dancer dolls
that you pull the rip cord and it flies into
the sky. Skydanswers, skuyd answers. They would skate like a skydanswer.
They were all good looking.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
But then they would. I would.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
It was embarrassing because I don't skate period, Like I
have roller skates that I bought when I wanted to
learn how to roller skate.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Have I learned?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
No, I really haven't, And so I was really like
penguining it the whole time mostly, and then they would
all these hot people would stop me and be like, hola,
you want to keep your you want to keep your
eyes up, you want to.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
You're gonna have your arms out. You got to have
them out to this set. Make sure you bend your knees.
And I'm like, ha ha, she had knee pads on
and everything.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I did, I would. I would too, I totally would.
I would have people wear helmets when they go roller skating. Now,
no one there was, nobody does, okay. I was just
wondering basically, when I rollerblade and I don't move that often,
you wear a helmet. R. I know a guy who
was at one of those skate places. He was another boy,
scout dad, and somebody bumped into he fell backward and
he hit his head and he almost dies. Oh my god,
(03:59):
almost died. He's ninety nine percent recovered now, but yeah,
I got time. It happened to me, you're skating.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I not as pro as those guys, but it was
definitely more than Bailey's because I learned how to backwards
skate when I was younger, because I used to go
skating a lot, and I would go with girls when
I was in like middle school, and they'd do the
slow skate, so I'd backwards skate with them because they
obviously I'm not going to make them do the hard work.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
So it was okay if I was actually a really
good skater, Like, in general.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Did you guys do the snowball skate where the I mean,
it is very heteronormative, but what the hell? Who cares?
So you got the girls on one end, you got
the boys on one end. We did not know and
then the but one boy skates out chooses a girl
to skate with and they split up. And we did
the snowball skate when I was in sixth grade at
skate City in Colorado Springs, and nobody chose me.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Nobody, I think.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
At the ending thing when I was young, though.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
The DJ blew a whistle and then it was like, okay,
all you losers that didn't get chosen, come on down.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I know we did not do that couch though I
did break a couch. I was sitting on a couch
just like chillin' because skating is hard. It's really hard,
and it's a hard on your legs and makes you sweaty.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
So I was sitting on a couch like resting. I
get up.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
From the couch and then lose my balance, fall back
onto the couch, and an entire like one of the
entire legs of the couch just like.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Crumbled underneath me.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Crazy broke off and then they had to have like
three dudes come and carry it off.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
God, it was invited back.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
You have fun last night, Yeah, I just I had
an event that I was at for a little bit,
and then I went and met up with Andrew and
Ted at a brewery hung up for a bit. So
it was a lovely evening to just chill on a patio.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It was a great night. And Globe we had a
good night too. It is for Friday. You're gonna have
another good night to night. Come out to Smash Park tonight.
You'll have more stories to tell. Bailey will break another couch,
I will make eye contact with another grill and we'll
have it insure we'll be back with War of the Roses.
Some people says it's the best War of the Roses ever.
I would place it in the top ten for sure,
(06:00):
and that's pretty strong statement because it's so different.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, I feel like that needs.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
To be different categories like top ten jerks, top ten
unique ones.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I'd put this under unique.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Definitely unique and a little bit spicy. So it's coming
up next on War of the Roses. Grab your coffee,
get your donut, whatever you do in the morning, be
back here in about five minutes or less for War
of the Roses. On few happen right here in Minnesota.
(06:35):
Here we go. This is how you win an argument
in Minnesota. Woman facing charges after hitting her boyfriend with
her car while they were on their way to couple's therapy.
Oh yep, happen on Saturday. Thirty year old Veronica Gas
was behind the wheel, her boyfriend was in the passenger seat.
They've been fighting all day and things got heated up
on their drive and he broke up with Veronica. He
(06:59):
says he told their relationship was over and said take
me home, but she stopped in the middle of the
road and said get out. So we did Now their
stories differ after that, as most stories do, but he
says they locked eyes as he was crossing in front
of her car, a crucial mistake. She floored it, causing
him to fly her the hood and slam into her windshield.
(07:21):
Now luckily he's okay. Hit it up with a cut
on his right elbow, and she ended up with a
cracked windshield. He says it happened when she hit him.
She claims that it happened when he punched the windshield
out of anger.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Both sound plausible. She also tried to claim that she
didn't hit him on purpose, she just didn't see him there.
But eventually, okay, well, she changed her story and admitted
that she did. She is now facing second degree assault charges,
and it sounds like the relationship is definitely over. No
amount of therapy can really help. Now they've been dating
for about a year. Well, now I'm looking at her
(07:59):
mugshot and I will say she is moderately attractive.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Right, let's say, would she live in does?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
But I'm saying in the Twin Cities.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Grow. She looks like a young Colby Calais. If you
go look at Colby Calay when she was twenty four
years old. That's what Colby couch. That's what she looks like.
She's she's attractive. She looks a little pissed in her
mug shot and a little arrested. Yeah, maybe a little
bit uh mm, surprised that she's getting a mug shot
on drugs. No, not on drugs. No, she is very,
(08:36):
very lucid looking, oh so like a young Colby Calais.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And this is the first time her management Colby Calay
since two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Nobody's brought up Colby Calay since then. Exactly. That is,
you can't make this stuff up. On Katie w B.
We're gonna get right into Dave's dirt and then we're
gonna get you hose your tickets on Katie w B. Wait,
that's not it. We're doing Dave's dirt first. Yeah. Yeah,
let's see what we're going to cover on Dave's dirt
on Katie WB. And now with an important update on
(09:06):
Noah Cyrus just kidding, it's Dave's dirt on Katie w B.
Ohah Cyrus, all right, I'm just being a jerk. All right,
let's move on here. We got new music and this
is gonna come up. I think at eight o'clock you'll
hear the whole song. But it's new music from Lady
Gagon Bruno Mars. It's called Die with a Smile. New
(09:28):
halse he gets called Love is the Muse, and post Malone.
Chris Stapleton's got one called California Sober. Isn't that where
you'll only like you only drink on weekends or something?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Smoke weed alcohol?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Okay? By the way, Renaissance Festival opens up this weekend
Working Bailey the ren.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Fest not this weekend, but starting next weekend.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I think I'll be there at least one day every
weekend until the end.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
What do you do? Where can I find you?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
You can find at the Danger Committee. That is a gosh,
what is it juggling knife throwing kind of show. But
I am not juggling and or knife throwing. I am
selling chocolate for them, So just look for them and
then look for.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
The tent like a little box with chocolates in it.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
No, we have like a little tent that we have
like things set up so we can just be like, Hi,
would you like some chocolate stars? And then if no
one's in the tent, we have to like stand outside of.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
It and yell gets your chocolate.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Do you really do that? Yeah? So they have a
Brooklyn accent in medieval times.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I do.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I do because I can't take it seriously.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, good. So some people do take the Renaissance Festival really.
They live it. They don't shower the entire eight weeks
of the Renaissance Festival.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
I'm going to write down all the stories that I
have when I'm working there, and it'll be like a
did it happen on vacation, but it'll be did it
happen at the box?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I love it. Reagan the breakdancer, the Reygun. Yeah, her
last name is Reagan, but they called her Raygun. She
reacts to all the attention that she has gotten after
the Olympics with her ridiculously stupid breakdance routine, thanking all
the people who have supported me.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
I really appreciate the positivity, and I'm glad I was
able to bring some joy into your lives.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
That's what I hoped. I didn't realize that.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
That would also open the door to so much hate,
which has frankly been pretty devastating.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I hate that people give her hate. I love her.
I think that she went out there, she owned it
one hundred percent. She sucked. She probably knew she sucked.
How can you hate somebody who went out there and
maybe a little bit tongue in cheek did this breakdance routine.
I'll bet it's from people who are sier.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
About breakdancing, probably, but I mean, let's be honest, she
didn't look like any of the other breakdancers in there,
so of course she was going to get a lot
of like flack for it. And like the people were like, well,
it turns out I could be in the Olympics because
I could break dance like that.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Breakdancing not coming back through the twenty twenty eight Olympics
the chance ye, they.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Also pick a ball didn't make it either. Off, they were, yeah,
trying to get it in. I don't think it made it.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I think they do trial sports, and if it's in
for three Olympics in a row, then it's in permanently
until they go, hey, you're not going to do this
one anymore.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Then.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You may remember this guy from the night from the eighties.
He had it's called the Breakup Song about nineteen eighty
one or so. His name is Greg Ken and he
passed away yesterday at the age of seventy six years old.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Not very old.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
No, And this is a really interesting story. Ten actors
that went from being the next big thing to surprisingly
fizzling out. Let's check in. Taylor Lautner from The Twilight
movie was the next big thing.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah, he was supposed to be like the next Matt Damon.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Liam Hemsworth and Sam Claffen from The Hunger Games. Did
they kind of know?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Sam Claffen was in the Daisy Jones and The Six
So I feel like that's still kind of a win
sort of.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, no, because I've never heard of that movie.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
A TV show, TV show, really popular book. Oh my gosh,
so many people were hyped about that. Yeah, honestly the book.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Was better though.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Alex Pennifer from Magic Mike was supposed to be the
next big thing. Faded away Chalen Woodley, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Think that's fair. She's in a lot, Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I'm you can be the judge of this. Skeet Ulrich
from Scream was supposed to be the next big thing.
I don't know who that is, okay, and that's the problem.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
A guy the Killer Alert, Yeah, I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well, listen, the movie is thirty years old. You can't
You can't spoil a thirty year old movie. Listen. At
the end of et it turns out you think he died,
but he didn't die. Spoiler alert. At the end of
the movie, Luke Skywalker blows up the death Star. Spoiler alert.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
He's a spoiler alert Friday. He's just gonna ruin everyone's days.
It sounds like a good spoiler.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
At the end of the movie, it turns out that
the guy who killed the girl in the shower is
not an old woman. It's a guy dressed up as
an old woman. I was gonna watch that. Spoiler alert
at the end. At the end, Jack dies, Rose lives,
throws the heart of the Ocean back into the ocean.
(14:39):
Spoiler alert. Wally World is closed. Give me a spoiler
Give me a spoiler alert at Alert Friday, spoiler alert.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
At the end of Home Alone, he's no longer alone.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
They all get back together. Oh my God, give me
a spoiler alert.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Spoiler alert, but even though he knows a lot jazz,
they don't end up together.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
At the end of La La Land, all right and
Hayden Christiansen from The Star Wars trilogy.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
He's come back?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Has he come back?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Totally sound like you wish he came back.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Question back like in Star Wars, like he was just
in the like a Star Wars series on Disney Plus.
So like, yeah, when he was in Star Wars in
the first place, he wasn't great and then he kind
of fizzled on into nothing and then he's back.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Now, I'll give you one. In music, that was supposed
to be the next big thing, Lauren Hill was supposed
to be like the big star of the nineties and
two thousands. She did one album and yeah, I know
she's legendary, I get it, but she was supposed to
be the next big thing. I wouldn't recognize her if
she was a greeter at Walmart. I would walk in
and be like, hello, man, good morning. No, Lauren Hill
still got staying.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I mean I think she just canceled a tour what
she was supposed to do with the fujis like literally
maybe a week ago. But people still get hype for
Lauren Hill with or without the fujis.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Did you say she still has sting staying stay people.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Still care about her.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Say, it's like a stand on your shirt She's still God.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Is that a gen Z term?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What is?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
What is up with you kids and your words?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay, Sammy, I heard a kid the other day on
Pike's Peak. I'm not lying. I was gonna tell you
this and I forgot. There was a group of kids,
probably fifteen or so, and I heard one of them
say skibbty and it made me smile because I was
like that. I learned that from Bailey. I thought she
made it up, all right. That is the dirt brought
(16:30):
to you by Nicolay Law Offices. We got tickets right now,
call her number ten. You're gonna go see Hosier. You're
going out. You got date It's date Night. Guess what
the show I'm gonna send you on Date Night Tomorrow night.
You're gonna go see Hosier at the Excel Energy Center.
Make reservations for dinner. Somewhere downtown. There's Cassetta's de Mos
(16:51):
Burger Mos. There's the Seventh Street truck Park. The Downtowner
I think is still open.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
I think yes, and Wild Bills opened up like in
the last year. So I want to get get dranks
on there.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Uh kN Caige is just around the corner and if
you want to go see Hosier, go make a reservation
or show up at the seven Street Truck Park. We'll
get your tickets right now. All I need is somebody
who's enthusiastic to call in and say, I want them tickets,
and I'll get them for you. But you gotta say
that when Vaughan answers the phone, I want them tickets.
Not grammatic.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
No.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I was gonna say what if they're in English?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
TEENAI, No, I want to say that I want them
tickets six ' five one nine eight nine KD double
ub Daily Bailey coming up in a couple of seconds.
We're gonna play a quick round if you know what sucks.
And we had a lot of stuff going on, plus
our happy hour tonight from six thirty until a thirty
at Smash Park in Roseville. Hope to see you there.
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