July 1, 2025 • 44 mins
We discuss open relationships in Group Therapy, play Can They Sing or Will They Suck, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now for your listening pleasure, We've got a little
dramatic music in the background here and now Bailey's dopey
friend Janelle is going to do one of my favorite impressions.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's a great party trick.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I thought of you the other day, Janelle, because I
went to the Theata, and of course the Theata. Before the
lights go down, Nicole Kidman comes on and she's way
over dressed for the movie theater and she's like, we
come here because we love to go to the movies.
And it's like so corny and stupid. But Janelle, because
you have no life, you got nothing better to do.
(00:32):
You memorize the entire thing.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Janelle.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We're ready for your performance. Janelle, please perform.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, Well, thank you so much, Dave.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
And I'm grateful to know that I have no life.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
And now all the listeners know that.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Well, the word is out, you know.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Yeah, go for it, zan Ol.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
We come to this place from magic. We come to
AMC Theaters to last, to cry, to care, because we
need that, all of us, that indescribable feeling we get.
The lights begin to dim and we go somewhere we've
never been before. Not just entertained, but somehow we're born together.
(01:14):
Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this. Our
heroes feel like the best parts of us, and stories
feel perfect and powerful because here they are AMC theaters.
We make movies better.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You know what, when you get invited out to grad
parties and'll be like, hey, you know what, we can't
have a bouncy house or a trampoline. There's no Chick
fil A, but we do have Janelle coming.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
By, and so now I used to have the little
like suit that Nicole Kidman wore, right, is it like
your Halloween guys?
Speaker 8 (01:47):
I had one.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I just think that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Tell us something about Bailey. We don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Let's see, make it juicy the cat.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Do you guys know?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
She's the only thing we know about her? Truly, the
only thing anyone knows about me.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
When was the last time Bailey kissed a boy? I
think it was during the Clinton administration? Is that true?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Actually she kisses out the boys.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
She doesn't tell boring.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Boring and boring.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Now, thank you so much for being on Katie WB Hey.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, you guys all has a good time chatting with you.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Mind if I do a quick little plug.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, we don't have time.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Go ahead, go ahead, So now okay, I just want
to say all was a pleasure talking with y'all. And
once again, Janelle Cloth here is in the Minnesota Fringe
Festival which is coming up in August, and the illustrious
Bailey here is directing the show. The show is called
comfort Zone Presents Chemistry, and my good friend Ryan Kalima
(02:49):
and I are in a duo improv duo called comfort
Zone and we are secret agents who have lost their
mojo and we're on a mission.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Right wrap it up, god son of ap it up.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
And if the whole day Ryan cast isn't there on
the first night, I will come to it at the studio.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
For you be there to love you by guys.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
Bye that she's gonna wake up just for lu who's
going back to.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Be I don't blame her.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
So every day we decided to, you know, increase the
profits and the revenue here at kt WIB. And we
have somebody else who wants to advertise their business on
the live stream because we're streaming live video and you
can go watch this on Dave Ryan TV on YouTube.
So right now, Andrea is on the phone because Andrea
wants to sponsor today's video stream.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Good morning, Andrea, good morning.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
We've been doing this for five dollars a holler the
last couple of days, and we have been sold out.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
We have been sold out. We get a light.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I think I'm gonna have to boost the prize. I
think tomorrow I'm gonna boost the prep. You paid five bucks,
I'm gonna boost it to ten bucks tomorrow. And this
all goes right to the kt B bottom line. I'm
not pocketing this. This is going to go go go,
take these five dollars to the sales manager's door. So
tell me about your business invant will type it up
on the the on the teleprompter thing and do this
(04:08):
right now.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
What is your business?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Well, I am a real estate agent, so I buy
and sell you know, commercial residential land, whatever you need.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
I do that mainly in.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
The South metro area, but I can go all over.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Minnesota, right, okay, okay?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
And what is it called? So what's it called True
real Estate t r u E. So this today's stream
is brought to you by t r U E True
real Estate. And then what would the message be like
call us at or buy, sell, trade whatever, all over Minnesota.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
What is the message helping you find a house to
call home?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Helping you find a house to call home? Catsy?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I like that?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
And then is there a call to action? Is there
a phone number, a website or what do we do?
We call that a call to action?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
I'll give you my phone number here. It's not eight
three six five five.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You got that, vont Is indeed? Okay, there we go
and you were good to go. So now if you
watch the stream, not only will you see me and
Bailey and Vaught, but you'll also see this crawl.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You know what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
We're generating revenue and we're we're putting money back into
the economy.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
We care about the company.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Instead of Andrea hoarding her wealth, she is now putting
money investing back into the economy. I want to buy
a farm up by Hinkley. Could you help me out?
Of course, find me a farm up by Hinkley.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
You know what are we looking for here at twenty acres?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
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I want to I want to I want to ponder
a crik.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Is that a real pond or a man made pond.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'll take either way.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
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Speaker 3 (06:01):
Did you say beginning the typo?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Ugh?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Okay, he's not from here.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Nine five two.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
There you go, Andrea, thanks for sponsoring the the video
stream today.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
We appreciate you, no problem.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Get back to me on that farm up by Hinkley
twenty acres and a crick Okay.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
This sounds good.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
She thinks I'm kidding.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, you're not. You've always wanted to crack. We'll be
right back on Katie WV.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
We got your tickets for Maroon five.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
We're gonna play a little game called can they Sing
or Will They Suck? If you fool us, you win
Maroon five tickets, don't miss it. Can they sing or
Will they suck?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Should they call now? They can go ahead and call now.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
If you can really really sing well, and you know
you can, then we'll talk to you for a little bit,
and then we'll guess whether you can sing or suck.
We won't know. If we get it wrong, then you
win the tickets. If you really suck, and you know
you suck, you're gonna have you. We're gonna have you
sing somewhere over the Rainbow because that's a difficult song
to sing, and that will tell us the answer right away,
(06:59):
and we'll get whether you can sing or whether you suck.
Call us now six five, one nine eight nine KWB.
If you fool us, you get marooon five tickets.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Good luck.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Dave Ryan Show. Just go to YouTube and search Dave
Ryan TV.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
And I think Kaitlyn Clark is in town tonight. There's
a big WND game tonight with the links, and Katelin
Clark is in town. She'll probably be sited over at
the rock Bottom Plunge, over at Nick Universe.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
That's balance, I guess.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So the game tonight, I believe. I'm sorry you don't
know more about basketball. I just don't, but I do.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I did. I'm into celebrity. So Caitlin Clark is in.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Town and she's like the biggest bats the.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Draw in the w NBA.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Now you're talking about her We have ma Room five
tickets for you right now on KTWB. Patt Levine will
also be in the rock Bottom Plunge when he comes.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Into town with Maroon five.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah. While the show is at the Excel Energy Center
now known as the G Spot Grand Casino Arena, the
G Spot. I'm gonna say I started that when, so
when it gets widespread, I want credit for it. The
G Spot. They're gonna be there at the G Spot
coming up on October twenty ninth, And I got tickets
(08:13):
for you to see Maroon five of the G Spot
nicknamed by Dave Ryan. Grand Casino is Grand Casino Arena, Yeah,
the G Spot. So if you want to go, we're
gonna play a little game called can they sing or
will they suck? Let's talk to somebody right now. We're
gonna find out whether they you know, they can talk
to them.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
First. First of all, cha, good morning, Cha.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Don't tell us yet whether you can sing or whether
you suck or not. But let me ask you a question.
How old are you cha?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I'm forty?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Okay, were you in choir back in school? No, but
you're in band, so you know music? You know what
you know like notes and things like that. Do you
go to church? No, Okay, I'm gonna say whether you
sing in church choir or not. When when you sing
along with the radio, do people go, wow, you have
a really good voice. Is that ever happened to you?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
It has.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Do you frequent karaoke bars? Do you sing karaoke much?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Once a month? Once a month, that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
All right, I'm gonna say that she can sing? Okay,
just go with can sing? I'm gonna say can, Okay,
go ahead and give me over the rainbow.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Cha dum.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Over the rain.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Whereas come true?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I feel like a child is purposely trying to be bad.
I know that's horrible.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, that was really bad.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, okay, hold on for one second.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I'm gonna do a couple of more. Okay, let's do
a couple of more here.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay, let's go to Fua Hi fua?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Were you inquiring school? Fua? Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You play band instrument? Anybody ever said your tone death?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Okay, I'm gonna say you cannot, I cannot sing. Give
me somewhere over the rainbow, We're.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
The rainbow.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You suck?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Was good?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Really really bad, really bad? But please hold on for
one second. Okay, let's go to.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
At least hi Elise. Were you ever inquire?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Elise?
Speaker 6 (10:30):
I was in an orchestra.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Orchestra? Fancy?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
How old are you? A lase?
Speaker 6 (10:37):
I am twenty five.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Do you go to karaoke bars?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
I've been to them, but it was like when I
was on vacation.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, gotcha? Do you sound really good in the shower?
Speaker 9 (10:50):
I mean my boyfriend's come in and told me to
what's the person that's singing?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
And keep it that way? To what?
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Like?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
You know that like chap who sings that song? Chapel Rone. Yeah,
let's keep it that way. I'm gonna say you can
sing and sing.
Speaker 10 (11:11):
Let's hear you do it way.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
She's actually hitting the notes, which is better than both
chaan chan foo are terrible.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I'm gonna hear a do wet with chean foosh. Okay,
please hold one second. Do a couple of worth these?
Can they singer? Will they suck? Jamie? Good morning, Jamie?
How old are you?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Jamie?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You have a very melodic speaking voice. You have a
very pleasant speaking voice. What do you do for a living?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
I'm an operations manager.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Opera I'm an opera singer ever do community theater?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
No, just high school high school theater.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
What were you What were you in Pippin?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
I think probably a like.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
And all.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I was in Annie?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I have a see the thing. In high school they'll
put any clown in a production.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
You still have if you're the lead, though, you still
have to have some kind of like quality to your.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
Voice, especially in high school because sometimes it's like competitions.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, yeah, what lead? What role did you have in Annie?
In high school?
Speaker 6 (12:22):
I was one of just like one of the orphan girls.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
You're the chorus chorus say she cannot sing, let's go
with cannot sing?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Let me hear you do it, Jamie?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
No, no, no, not even getting the notes right.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Okay, let me go back, you know, Thank you, Jamie.
It was fun to talk to you. Good luck. Well,
I'm gonna go back to our our two. We have
a duet here, Fua and Cha, Pua and Cha. I
want you on the counter.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Three.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I want you to both do this for me. Okay,
here we go one, two, three and some.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I don't know what version of that. Lord.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Hey, so you're our first contestant and we're gonna go.
We're gonna give you Maroon five tickets. So congratulations you got.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
The tickets.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Was the first.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Sorry Cha was like, what cha?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You're the winter Congratulations? You remind me if I come
up with an idea to do that contest again. Tell
me not to tell me to take call her number
ten instead show one on one point three k d
w B if you care. Kim Coleseyak's daughter. Now she's
(13:49):
on one of the Real Housewives. Uh, her daughter is
financially supporting her during her financial troubles. At least that's
the word. But let's see what she has to say
about it. Here is Kim, it'skew to purchase specific things.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
The only time my mom asks me for money is
if it's regarding the bills or it's something that she
needs for the kids, and then she pays me back
when she can.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
And then here's Ariana, her daughter, say that money should
never be a problem with the family.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
I think that you know, nobody wants to be put
in situations that they are put into, and my mom,
no matter what, will be.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
My best friend forever.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
Money should never ruin a relationship with your family.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
It's you can always make more money. We always make more.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I can always make more money.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But I will tell you the first person that one
of the ugliest things.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Prepare yourself for it.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
When a relative dies and they have any any sort
of money, like over five thousand dollars. There are people
that treat it really well and other people who get
really ugly. And a five thousand dollars in the scheme
of things is not a bunch of money. But if
it's there, there might be somebody in your family that
you need to keep an eye on.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It happened in my mind family.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Not giving any details for that, Just be careful.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
Well, apparently there's rumor that Taylor Swift is returning to
country music. So now that country music is cool again
from you know, like Post Malone Beyonce making their country albums,
so Taylor Swift is thinking like maybe I should go back.
So she and Travis Kelce were just in Nashville partying
at Jason el Dean's bar. We were talking about that
(15:26):
last week that she did like a surprise performance, And
now there's talk that she's going to return to country
because she's coming up on the twentieth anniversary of her
self titled album, which is wild that that's twenty years ago.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
That's a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
A wow, here's a question for you, nish more authentically
country Taylor Swift, who abandoned country music, or Beyonce who
adopted country music. Now, you could make an argument that
neither of them is sincere about their love and passion
for country music. But Taylor Swift is no more guilty
or no less guilty than Beyonce for abandoning country music
(16:02):
for pop.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Proved me wrong.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
I think, well, I think a lot of people are
going to country because country is really hot right now. So, like,
I mean, this little article says America's in its country era,
so I think it would be wise of her to
go back to it. Even like Chapel Roone has like
a country esque song. And then I mean, like everybody's
doing country vibe, you know, so and Ed Sharon didn't.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Ed Sharon just come out with song it was kind
of country.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Very likely, yeah, very like.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
She might come back.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Here's an influence he got. Influencer got slammed after she
took her seven year old daughter to a spray tan.
Her name is Noel Well Paul Lamento, and she put
this video on the tiktoks and here is Nicole or Noel.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
I'll get a spray tan with Thostianta is gonna get
her first adverse spright tan today from her.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Aunt, So mind your business. It's just sugar and water,
sugar and water.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Water.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
So she took her seven year old to get a
spray tan. I don't falter, except because the only reason
she did it is because of TikTok.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
She would not have done it.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
It's the like the same reason the only reason I
unload the dishwasher is because Susan is watching. If I
was alone in the house, I'm not going to unload
the dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Why should I?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And there's an AI band it's called The Velvet Sundown.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
They're AI. They're totally not real at all.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Wow, They're called the Velvet Sundown and they've already got
five hundred thousand monthly Spotify listeners. Here is one of
their songs, it's totally AI written performed by AI, called
let It Burn. Okay, thank god it's garbage. Seriously, thank
(17:45):
god it's garbage.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Five hundred thousand monthly listens.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
I think because it's unique, because it's AI. I mean,
come out, I guess. Katy Perry, Orlando Blooms. They apparently
officially split, like that's done though, and Orlando Bloom's now
posting on kind.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Of like a discreete things. He said, each day is
a new beginning. What we do today is what matters most.
That was one post, then he made another post daily encouragement.
The important thing is to take that first step bravely.
Overcoming one small fear gives you the courage to take
on the next.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
And people are just reading into it because they're like.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Oh, you know what, he's moving on now he's done,
He's d u n dunehok.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Katy Perry, I'm I love a vague book kind of situation.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
My mom used to do vague booking all the time.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
What they call it, Uh yeah, it's like where you
post something. I mean it was on Facebook, which is
why it's called vague booking, but they do it on
Instagram too, where you like post something and you say
something like well, I guess that's just how it goes,
and nobody knows what it means, so you have to
ask and they're like, well, i'll never tell.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah, we used to do that all the time.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
We had a feature on the show called the Vague
booking where we would you know, somebody would post something
like well, I'll never do that again, and then people
would be like, oh my god, Darlene, what's wrong wrong?
And so we would get a hold of Darlene and
ask her what she would vague booking about. She's like, mah,
stay out all night drinking. Like, oh, okay, gotcha, that's
(19:06):
not as exciting. Here's a list of July fourth movies
to watch this week, including Jaws, Top Gun, The American President,
Rocky and The sand Lot. I guess they all have
some sort of America patriotic spin to them.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Am I an.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
American for not ever watching Jaws? I've never seen it either.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I don't say you're an American. I think it's you're
missing out on a really good movie.
Speaker 11 (19:27):
Yeah, just nobody's My mom's ever sat down to watch Jaws,
and I have never been in the room. I did
finish last night Poop Cruise. Yeah, and it was gross,
but it was so good. Like some of the just
the people you could see in their faces like what
the hell is going on? I think it's unique that
the guy filmed most of it, like we got actual
first hand footage.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Well that's the thing is like you know, it happened
during an era of cell phone cameras, so everybody had
cell phone camera footage of like urine flowing down the
hallway of the poop cruise because I I.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
Was only eleven twelve years old when it actually did happen.
But I had never heard of poop cruise being a
thing until this came out.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
No, I don't remember that either me either.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
It is on between Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah. Rosie did
not enjoy watching the Jeff Bezos Lauren Sanchez wedding, maybe
because she wasn't invited and had to settle for a
news report on TMZ like the rest of us. But
in a poem on Substack, she said it quote turned
my stomach seeing all those billionaires gathering in the excess
(20:23):
of it, all the show of it. Then she took
aim at Oprah and saying, is Oprah friends with Jeff Bezos?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Really?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
How is that possible? He treats his employees with disdain
by any metric, He is not a nice man. Now,
this is what is that? A high coup where it's
bad crap poetry written by stupid people that doesn't rhyme
is that what a haikup is? Well, that is bad
crap poetry. I'm sorry, Rosie. You used to be funny
at one time. Now you are you are a a
(20:52):
go ahead, a ridiculous of the Rosie o'donald that we
used to love.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
I love rosis. I don't know much about her now,
but you man, you wouldn't love you.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
She would hate you. She would hate.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Everything about you.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
You're a capitalist and she hates you.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Really cool.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
No, yeah, that's not true.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
That is a dirt brought to you by six one
two Injured Heimer and Lammers in Jewelry Law.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
We'll have more.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
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Things to Andrew and True real Estate for helping us
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I've been working at Katie WB for a long time.
I've never made a radio sale before. I've made three
in the last three days because it's five bucks and
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bottom line.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
The bottom line.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
At ktwbe so we can keep our jobs. So, hey,
there's one more thing I want to do before we
get into group therapy. Motorcycle lane splitting is now legal.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
I saw this.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, it's really interesting. I bride bikes myself, I have
for years, and lane splitting is bad. My suggestion never
lane split if you ride bikes. It's tempting. If traffic
is backed up or moving really slow, you can weave,
beat not weave, but you can go between cars. Let's
say there's a car in the right lane and the
left lane and they're backed up and it's moving slow.
As long as it's under twenty five miles an hour,
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you can lane split.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Oh, as long as it's under twenty five.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Okay, Yeah, My suggestion is never do it. Yeah, it's dangerous.
You never know when somebody's not paying attention, they're going
to weave into your lane. And even if you just
got knocked off your bike and you know, like break
your collarbone and you're okay, it's still not a good idea, right.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Well, it's good to know that it's under twenty five
miles because we were driving from Ohio last week and
there was a motorcyclist like just weaving in and out,
and I was like, well, I guess that's legal now,
but we were going fast weaving.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
In and out. Is it's still called reckless. If they're
speeding and weaving in and out, that's reckless. But if
there's if they're like, say you're on you know, three
ninety four and it's backed up and there's a motorcycle
going between, you know, two lanes of cars, totally legal.
I wouldn't do it right because you never know if
somebody's not paying attention, do they decide to change lanes?
And people don't look for motorcycles. Yeah, when everybody, when
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anybody ever hits a motorcycle, they always say I didn't
see it.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
I didn't see it, which like you rarely do. Like
sometimes I go to change lanes and it's right there, and.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I've done it twice.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I was coming out of Saint Bonnie one time and
I was turning onto Highway seven, turned right in front
of a motorcycle. Why because I didn't see it and
I ride, so just be careful. Let's do group there.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Riot show.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Really interesting one and they did not want to be
on the radio, and you'll see why. I've been with
my boyfriend for over a year. He is the love
of my life. It is the healthiest relationship I've ever
been in, and I've truly never been happier. The other day,
he told me he wants to sleep with other people,
not now, but someday. He says, it's just something that
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he quote needs to do unquote. I didn't know how
to respond, at which he told me to take my
time to think about it. We talk about it a little.
He says it's not something he wants to do all
the time, but maybe once or twice a year. He
said threesomes are an option. Again, I'm not sure how
I feel about that, and he stressed that he's got
no timeline on this for himself. I don't know what
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to do. I've got nobody in my life I can
talk to about this. I want to be supportive of him,
but how do I become okay with this? And I
have always had incredible communication. I'm absolutely certain he would
never and has never cheated on me. I don't feel
like he is pressuring me, and I already told him
that if it's okay being that, it's okay being okay
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with this or breaking up, I absolutely want it okay.
If it came down to one or the other, I
would absolutely want to be with you rather break got it.
I never thought I'd be the kind of person to
even consider this, but he has helped me grow and
experienced new things sexually. I know this lifestyle is for
some people, but no one that I know personally, and
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I just can't get over thinking of him making someone
else the way he makes me feel. And I don't
won't know what's worse if he becomes emotionally attached to
somebody else or is just for the sex. Any insight
that you or your listeners have would be great. What
kind of questions your boundaries do I need to bring
up to him. I have no idea. I don't think
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that it's a good idea, but they're for every person
like me who says it's a bad idea. There will
be somebody who says, no, it works. It's saved our marriage.
We've been doing it for forty years. Forty years. Gross,
we've been doing it for ten years and it's worked
out great. But I'm gonna guess there are just as
many stories that say we tried it and it didn't work.
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Yeah, So I think it really comes down you have
to both be on the samege and be like very
good at communicating. Like, if you think you're good at communicating,
now you need to go like above and beyond where
you are at now because now you're introducing extra people
into your relationship essentially, and so you need to, you know,
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like be open with what it is that you want,
what it is that you need, and like what you're doing,
because then once once you stop communicating about it, that's where.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
It kind of turns nasty.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
And I mean, I'm not in an open relationship, but
I know lots of people who That.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Surprises me that you say you know lots of people
who are and it seems to work.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
It does seem to work.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
I mean, the folks that I know who are in them,
it hasn't like failed for them. Granted, the people I
know who are in them, they're younger people, Like we're
all in our thirties. So I have a friend who's married,
and she got married I don't know, like six years ago,
and within the last year she and her husband have
decided to have an open marriage. Okay, but they they
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talk about like who they're dating all the time.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
See, that would really bother me, like knowing that, Like
if Susan came home and I know that she was
just getting all sweaty and doing the reverse cowboy on
some guy that she met down at oh, I don't
know the lookout, I would be like, I don't feel
good about that.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I wouldn't like it at all.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's not a jealousy thing. It's a more of a
disgusted kind of a thing.
Speaker 11 (27:17):
I think it's both, but I think it's totally like
normal for it to be a jealousy thing, Like that's
your part of the point. You're not thinking about anybody
else doing anything with them, but you.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
I always wonder what's where it's emotional, cheating or physical?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I think physical for sure. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Hey, we have somebody on the phone. Fake name Jane. Hi,
fake name Jane. What did you want to add to this?
Her boyfriend of one year. She loves him, love of
her life. It's a wonderful relationship. He said, I want
to be able to hook up with other people in
the future once or twice a year. She wants to
make him happy and she doesn't want to lose him,
but she's not crazy about the idea. What do you
want to say, Jane.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
Well, I was in a marriage with my now husband
who was bisexual, which took me a little bit by
surprised because he did not come out to me and
tells about year three of our marriage and for the
last three four years of our marriage we've been divorced
for a year now. He couldn't decide if he was
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bisexual or gay. He wanted to try doing an open
marriage or has threesomes with another man, but I was
not allowed to see somebody as well. I did tons
of research, research and also talk to some people that
are in what they called the lifestyle of different types
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of Polly relationships and everything I experienced between knowing people
and what I read on Reddit forgive me a little bit,
and our therapist Hollie, under duress never.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Works, so under duress, in other words, dress him giving
you a little bit of pressure in saying I want
to do this. It never works. It needs to be
something where you'll go. Yeah, that sounds exciting to me.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
Yes, and you know, and maybe that's something and she
really needs to kind of figure out for herself. It's
definitely that she truly wants, because deep down that wasn't
what I wanted. But I was willing because I just
didn't want to lose him. But at the end of
the day, I lost him.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Anyways, how did you lose him?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Did he leave you because he preferred men or did
he just yeah, is.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
That what it was?
Speaker 9 (29:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Exactly. So yeah, he decided he's gay.
Speaker 9 (29:24):
But so I'm just gonna say, be true to yourself, girl,
because if that's not something you want or has really
even thought about, more than likely it's not something he wants.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I wonder what he would say if she said, we'll
find then I want to be able to go hook
up with guys while you're having your fun weekend. I
wonder if he'd be like, yeah, cool, go do it,
or be like, well, wait a second, that wasn't part
of the bargain.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
We got text messages too.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Basically, he wants what you would consider an open relationship,
and she's like, I don't think I want that. I
love him. I'd rather keep him and have an open
relationship than to lose him.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Yeah, it says some text saying, many people struggle with
being with one person forever. Your life has changed, but
that does not mean you lean towards something you haven't
thought about before. Sexism isn't everything, and your emotions shouldn't
run off sex. This person says, what you need to
do is detact yourself emotionally from that relationship. It's the
first sign of somebody not wanting to be in one.
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Someone else says, if she's not wanting it, it won't work.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
From what I gathered.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
From the email is that she just she's this is
the first time she's ever thought of it because he's
bringing it up. So what I think was great about
that Jane person, she did all of this research, she
talked to people she like, became knowledgeable about it, and
educated herself in that topic, and then realized it wasn't
for her. And so I think, like, what this listener
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for group therapy could do is just like, look into it,
talk to this guy, talk to I don't know, a
therapist or whatever to learn more about it, and then
if it isn't for you, then don't do it. Another
text does ask the question how do you find people
to be open with? For example, if I want to
live this open relationship lifestyle and I want to hook
up with someone, where would I find them? Is this
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like a community of people?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
That's a really good question, you know, it's kind of like,
I mean, I don't know where do you find someone
for your third And that's a dumb question.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Maybe maybe to you it's like.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Well, we found him at the gym, or we found
him at you know, the dog park, or we can
go looking for them, but maybe there is a place.
There's probably all kinds of websites where you can go
and find that.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
I mean, you can like.
Speaker 7 (31:33):
Make that a like a looking comp like a thing
on like a dating app. Is that we're looking for
like open?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Probably some stuff?
Speaker 11 (31:40):
Yeah, it's like a text says personally for me, I
would say, no one you both know talk about if
you want to know when it happens or just keep
it to yourself. So I guess like boundaries and if
you don't necessarily want to make sure you ask if
that means you're allowed to as well, that'll be a
big tell on his intemtion.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Well, yeah, right, am I allowed to do the same
thing while you are. This text says I was in
an open marriage for five years because he wanted it.
It became an issue because he would throw fits over
me doing stuff with others, but I was expected to
be okay with him doing it. I eventually wanted to
close the relationship. He didn't, so I was done. Also,
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I like this one. The love of your life and
soulmate ain't gonna ask you to do something that you
don't want to be doing. At the same time, you
could argue, if he loves you, he's not out cheating. Yeah,
he's asking for your clearance to do this, So you
could say he is being honest, yeah, instead of just
going out and cheating, because he totally could.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
I think, regardless of what happens, if he wants an
open relationship and.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
You do not after learning about it, then give it up.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
If you want to do a group therapy, we will.
We have people that will help you out because they've
been through the same thing. Send us an email to
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to day, and Pa Anderson is fifty eight.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Dave, what are you doing on your phone right now?
Speaker 7 (33:08):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
I was. I was caught off guard when the song ended.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Yeah, you were.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I'm on VENMO. Why I'm ordering pizzas?
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Ordering pizza? Why? What do you mean ordering pizza like
from Domino's.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
No, that's a really good question that let me explain.
So somebody who listens to the show send me a
DM and they said, Hey, my daughter is like, I
don't even know what the what the charity is they're
selling like for you know, hockey, girls hockey or something
like that. They're selling pizzas and they're like, how many
do you want to order? So I ordered three? I
got thirty eight dollars worth.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Of pizza, thirty eight dollars worth of pizza, trying.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
To be nice.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
So you don't even know the charity and you're just
ordering his nuts.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I don't know the charity. I think it's girls soccer
why or something?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Why though, Like, why are you doing that?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Because they asked me to?
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Do they ask you to?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (33:56):
I am so disappointed in you, Dave. Do you know
how much you moan about being take an advantage of?
Left and right? I'm Dave Ryan and the listeners, I
don't know. They're asked me for money, They're asked me
to do stuff. I hate it. And then you go
around and then you pay thirty eight dollars for pizzas
You're you're letting them take advantage of you found.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
I have a soft spot in my heart for the
people who listen to the show. Okay, so apparently they
feel they know me well enough to ask me to sponsor,
you know, by pizza.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
No, just sucker you Yeah, you are a sucker. Did
you ever think I'm a nice person.
Speaker 7 (34:33):
Well, you're a nice person, but then you complain about
people asking you for things because you're so nice. You're like,
I can't believe this person who loves me and cherishes
me on the radio every single day would ask me
for I never said that five dollars for their cat
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to go to the vet.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I never said that, Yeah, yeah, I'll pay for your
cat go to the vett.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
No you can't, you cannot have both.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
No, it's it's fun. I think sometimes I don't.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I liked helping people though, Yeah, it's like, that's why,
that's why I loan Drake twenty five hundred dollars and
he only paid back. He only paid back one thousand
dollars of it. Okay, people take advantage of me, and
you didn't learn a lesson there.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
It's not a lesson. It's a lifestyle.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
No life.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
No, it's a lifestyle. You'd be nice to people, and
you be generous if you have an abundance of anything.
If you brought in a plate full of brownies, would
you eat them all yourself?
Speaker 5 (35:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
No, you would share them. When you have an abundance,
you share. Now, there's a difference between forced to share.
It ain't no fun to be forced to share. I
want to share my stuff with people who don't earn
it and don't deserve it and don't appreciate it. But
I share with people who I think will appreciate it.
I thought Drake would appreciate it, and I think he did,
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but he just wouldn't pay me back the extra thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (35:57):
So if I come in here with a plate full
of brownie and I share, but then I complain about
sharing the entire time, does that make me still like
a good person who loves to share, or is it
making me a complainer? It kind of cancels out. I
think the thing is is that when people appreciate it.
It was kind of like, Okay, I've told you the
story about the woman who stared at my house in Colorado.
She was going through a horrible time in her life.
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I said, go stay at my house in Colorado. Got
no appreciation for it, got no love for it at all.
Matter of fact, we don't even speak anymore because she
got mad because there was this security camera in the
living room and she actually thought that I was using
the security camera.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
To spy on her. I remember this story.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I swear on my children. I don't even know how
to access that security camera. It's fifteen years old technology.
But she was certain. And so we're no longer friends
because and I let her stay at my house because
she was going through a bad time, stayed there for
a month or two. Yeah, no appreciation.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I always give people the benefit of the doubt that
they will be appreciative. Yeah, it's more like, you know,
like if you mail somebody fifty dollars for their birthday,
say your your your niece Caroline is having a birthday
and she's ten. Yeah, you mail her fifty bucks. You
don't expect her to kiss your ass for it. But
it would be nice to get a text message from
your niece Caroline to say hey, aunt Bailey, thanks for
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the fifty dollars and she doesn't send it.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Now you're pissy.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
Well, okay, So can I get Chapel Roone tickets? Can
you send me to go see Chapel Rone somewhere in concert?
I would be so appreciative if you could do that
for me, because you have abundance and I don't, so
can you I.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Don't have If I had an abundance of Chapel Rone tickets,
I would you need to ask rich here's one?
Speaker 11 (37:34):
Can we go to Benny Hannah like you've been promising
those months?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I would like to. We just haven't really taken it
seriously as scheduled.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
I've been taking it very serious.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Would you say thank you afterward? Yes?
Speaker 5 (37:47):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Maybe so? Anyway, I ordered the pizzas, big deal.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
Next time I hear you complain about giving money to somebody.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
I'm not complaining about giving money. I'm complaining. I am
an appreciation kind of a person.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
Oh so, if they're not like happy, Well, have you
gotten to thank you from this thirty eight dollars pizza
buy that you just did.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
I'm sure they will. You say, now, let me check
my DMS.
Speaker 11 (38:09):
You say now, But then if they don't, you're gonna
be like and then you'll like this again.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Why do I always do this?
Speaker 7 (38:14):
I'm such a sucker And they never happy about it,
and then you'll.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Go nothing yet, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Don't you do something nice for somebody? And then they
don't do anything. It's kind of like, Okay, I am
taking my friend Kelly. She's a cop in Coon Rapids.
Her and her two kids love to fly in my
little airplane. Yeah, and you know I'm gonna take her flying.
I've done it like three years in a row. And
it's like, what does she need to do for me?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Well?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Nothing, because she's my friend.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah, and that's all she she's a friend and she
laughs at my jokes, and that's a friend. I don't
expect her to be like, wow, now I need to
do something for you. I need to Dave Dave over
for Sunday dinner.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
No, or shouldn't you just be doing things nice for
the sake of doing them nice?
Speaker 5 (38:54):
And not looking for That's true.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
That's a very good point. I know, you know you
should get a thank you, because I'm a gratitude kind
of a person. Yes, you don't do it in expectation
for them to do something nice for you, unless there
is something that they should do nice for you. I
will give you an example. Okay, many years ago, a
friend of mine, she is kind of broke. She's a
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single mom. The dad was kind of a dead beat.
So I would buy her son nice toys and things
like that for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Ran into her at a bar.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
She was a server, and I've gotten her concert tickets
and Wolves tickets and Lynx tickets and things like that
because she didn't have any money.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
And so.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I ran into her at a bar. She was a server,
and I said, man, it is crowded in here. Can
you help us get a drink? And she said, belly
up to the bar and she walked away. And I
remember thinking, of all the nice things that I've done
for you, you couldn't, like take an extra three minutes to
get us a drink.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
So I'm sorry. Dave's tough, all right? Can I read
one text message?
Speaker 7 (39:55):
Yeah, if people see you being generous, it makes you
a target from anyone else that needs money or something else,
and that's different.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
That's frustrating.
Speaker 7 (40:02):
I pay for a stranger to have their pet cremated,
and then the next time that person needed anything, they
came directly to me asking for money.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
And I feel like that's the little boat that you're
you've made for yourself. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Should they started just saying no to people?
Speaker 11 (40:13):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Should? I said no to pizza girl?
Speaker 9 (40:15):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (40:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Why von?
Speaker 11 (40:17):
Because my friend texted me yesterday, Marissa. She said, yeah,
I loaded our friend Nick one hundred dollars. Did I
get it back?
Speaker 6 (40:23):
No?
Speaker 11 (40:24):
You know, the people ask you for money, So I
told her, you knew that you weren't getting a hundred
dollars back as soon as you gave it to them.
Some people, you know, are not going to give you
money back, or they're not going to say thank you,
and you'll never talk to them again. I think we
all love to do nice things for people. We do,
but if you take advantage of too much.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Sometime, and I think that taken advantage of is Yes,
that's the thing, but it's like just gratitude. Just like
when Bailey comes, I'll bring in like a sandwich, and
Bailey would be like, can I have half your sandwich?
And I'll be like, well, yeah, sure, But Bailey's She's
very appreciative to me.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
It was really good.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Oh what do they say?
Speaker 7 (41:00):
People are texting in their venmost that they need some
money from here?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
No, no, no, if your kid is selling pizza for
their hockey team.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Jenny's not here, she's in Iceland. See here on Jenny
Katie w be on Instagram. But Bailey is filling in
what'd you find on your Reddit today?
Speaker 7 (41:18):
Well, today Bailey's been on Reddit is sponsored by Mary
and Jane and I'm going to give you five myths
about food expiration dates and best label Love this okay,
because we all here love to eat things that are expired.
So here's a myth. All food should be thrown away
as soon as the printed date passes. So many people
(41:39):
interpret food dates to be about like the safety of
the food, but for the mass majority of foods, those
dates are really just about quality. So you can just
like open it up, sniff it, and if it's reasonable,
just taste it eat it.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
It's still good, so it might not be at its
peak of flavor, freshness.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah, it's still good.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
But it's still good, okay, Smith number one.
Speaker 7 (41:58):
Myth number two you can always rely on your senses
when assessing food passed its state. So, contrary to the
last one, some moist foods that are served straight from
the fridge can host dangerous bacteria that can over time
grow to infectious levels, even as the food still looks
and smells fine. So moist foods maybe don't necessarily trust
(42:18):
those suggest respecting that.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
A used by date. You'll be really proud of me.
Speaker 7 (42:23):
I actually threw out my yogurt the other day that
mold because I looked at it.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
But yogurt is essentially like molding.
Speaker 7 (42:35):
This myth is date labels are nationally standardized. Apparently they
are not so from broad broad federal regulation, a patchwork
of state and local laws governed date labels on various foods.
It is not standardized across all levels. So sometimes that
little thing that says best by this date is just
(42:55):
whatever the packaging guy I wanted to throw on there,
So just make it up.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
It's not even like factual.
Speaker 7 (43:00):
Yeah, again, use your eyeballs if it's moist, maybe not
if it looks good, smells good, taste good, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Well, think about this. I was in Colorado. I'll get
a house out there. It's nothing fancy. It's the house
I grew up in. There was a jar of spaghetti
sauce that expired like that month, like June of twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
You bet your ass.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
I'm still gonna use it because it's like, you know,
it's But if it was June of twenty twenty four,
I probably would have thrown.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
It away, right, And we have like Google at our fingertips.
Yesterday or the other day, I ate beets that.
Speaker 7 (43:27):
Were in my fridge and they were kind of brown
instead of purple because they were like twenty again, but
they're but they were pickled so and pickles last forever.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
But they were brown.
Speaker 11 (43:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (43:40):
But I googled it because we have Google at our fingertips,
and I googled can you still eat brown beets?
Speaker 11 (43:44):
And they were like yeah, So instead of trusting the
pickles that are clearly not looking well in your face,
you're gonna go to the internet.
Speaker 7 (43:50):
Yeah No, because they taste they smelled fine. I trusted myself,
just like this article has told me to do. I
trusted myself and they smelled good, they tasted fine. I'm
still alive today. And then if you want to donate food,
a lot of food banks do not.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Accept expired food, so just keep that in mind.
Speaker 7 (44:07):
If you want to be a nice, good person like
Dave Ryan and donate some of your food and it
has an expiration date on there, just make sure that
maybe you eat that food and then donate some other
food it doesn't have an expiration date.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
That is Jenny's been on Reddit. Jenny's an Iceland. That's
from me.
Speaker 7 (44:23):
Bailey's been on Reddit. Sponsored by Mary and Jane.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Okay, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
It is katiewb and we're going to dive right into
War of the Roses on the Dave Ryan Jo find
out who they are going to send the roses to.
Can you guess in advance? Let's find out right now
on KDWB brought to you by Ovo Lasik and Lens
And now for your listening pleasure, We've got a little
dramatic music in the background here and now Bailey's dopey
friend Janelle is going to do one of my favorite impressions.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's a great party trick.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I thought of you the other day, Janelle, because I
went to the Theata, and of course the Theata. Before the
lights go down, Nicole Kidman comes on and she's way
over dressed for the movie theater and she's like, we
come here because we love to go to the movies.
And it's like so corny and stupid. But Janelle, because
you have no life, you got nothing better to do.
(00:32):
You memorize the entire thing.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Janelle.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We're ready for your performance. Janelle, please perform.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, Well, thank you so much, Dave.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
And I'm grateful to know that I have no life.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
And now all the listeners know that.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Well, the word is out, you know.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Yeah, go for it, zan Ol.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
We come to this place from magic. We come to
AMC Theaters to last, to cry, to care, because we
need that, all of us, that indescribable feeling we get.
The lights begin to dim and we go somewhere we've
never been before. Not just entertained, but somehow we're born together.
(01:14):
Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this. Our
heroes feel like the best parts of us, and stories
feel perfect and powerful because here they are AMC theaters.
We make movies better.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You know what, when you get invited out to grad
parties and'll be like, hey, you know what, we can't
have a bouncy house or a trampoline. There's no Chick
fil A, but we do have Janelle coming.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
By, and so now I used to have the little
like suit that Nicole Kidman wore, right, is it like
your Halloween guys?
Speaker 8 (01:47):
I had one.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I just think that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Tell us something about Bailey. We don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Let's see, make it juicy the cat.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Do you guys know?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
She's the only thing we know about her? Truly, the
only thing anyone knows about me.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
When was the last time Bailey kissed a boy? I
think it was during the Clinton administration? Is that true?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Actually she kisses out the boys.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
She doesn't tell boring.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Boring and boring.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Now, thank you so much for being on Katie WB Hey.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, you guys all has a good time chatting with you.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Mind if I do a quick little plug.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, we don't have time.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Go ahead, go ahead, So now okay, I just want
to say all was a pleasure talking with y'all. And
once again, Janelle Cloth here is in the Minnesota Fringe
Festival which is coming up in August, and the illustrious
Bailey here is directing the show. The show is called
comfort Zone Presents Chemistry, and my good friend Ryan Kalima
(02:49):
and I are in a duo improv duo called comfort
Zone and we are secret agents who have lost their
mojo and we're on a mission.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Right wrap it up, god son of ap it up.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
And if the whole day Ryan cast isn't there on
the first night, I will come to it at the studio.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
For you be there to love you by guys.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
Bye that she's gonna wake up just for lu who's
going back to.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Be I don't blame her.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
So every day we decided to, you know, increase the
profits and the revenue here at kt WIB. And we
have somebody else who wants to advertise their business on
the live stream because we're streaming live video and you
can go watch this on Dave Ryan TV on YouTube.
So right now, Andrea is on the phone because Andrea
wants to sponsor today's video stream.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Good morning, Andrea, good morning.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
We've been doing this for five dollars a holler the
last couple of days, and we have been sold out.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
We have been sold out. We get a light.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I think I'm gonna have to boost the prize. I
think tomorrow I'm gonna boost the prep. You paid five bucks,
I'm gonna boost it to ten bucks tomorrow. And this
all goes right to the kt B bottom line. I'm
not pocketing this. This is going to go go go,
take these five dollars to the sales manager's door. So
tell me about your business invant will type it up
on the the on the teleprompter thing and do this
(04:08):
right now.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
What is your business?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Well, I am a real estate agent, so I buy
and sell you know, commercial residential land, whatever you need.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
I do that mainly in.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
The South metro area, but I can go all over.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Minnesota, right, okay, okay?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
And what is it called? So what's it called True
real Estate t r u E. So this today's stream
is brought to you by t r U E True
real Estate. And then what would the message be like
call us at or buy, sell, trade whatever, all over Minnesota.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
What is the message helping you find a house to
call home?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Helping you find a house to call home? Catsy?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I like that?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
And then is there a call to action? Is there
a phone number, a website or what do we do?
We call that a call to action?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
I'll give you my phone number here. It's not eight
three six five five.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You got that, vont Is indeed? Okay, there we go
and you were good to go. So now if you
watch the stream, not only will you see me and
Bailey and Vaught, but you'll also see this crawl.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You know what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
We're generating revenue and we're we're putting money back into
the economy.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
We care about the company.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Instead of Andrea hoarding her wealth, she is now putting
money investing back into the economy. I want to buy
a farm up by Hinkley. Could you help me out?
Of course, find me a farm up by Hinkley.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
You know what are we looking for here at twenty acres?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Hobby hobby farm. Yeah, hobby farm, twenty acres with a pond.
I want to I want to I want to ponder
a crik.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Is that a real pond or a man made pond.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'll take either way.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
All right, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Right, is crawling right now, says Dave Ryan. TV is
sponsored by True Real Estate, helping you find a house
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Speaker 3 (06:01):
Did you say beginning the typo?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Ugh?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Okay, he's not from here.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Nine five two.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
There you go, Andrea, thanks for sponsoring the the video
stream today.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
We appreciate you, no problem.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Get back to me on that farm up by Hinkley
twenty acres and a crick Okay.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
This sounds good.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
She thinks I'm kidding.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, you're not. You've always wanted to crack. We'll be
right back on Katie WV.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
We got your tickets for Maroon five.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
We're gonna play a little game called can they Sing
or Will They Suck? If you fool us, you win
Maroon five tickets, don't miss it. Can they sing or
Will they suck?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Should they call now? They can go ahead and call now.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
If you can really really sing well, and you know
you can, then we'll talk to you for a little bit,
and then we'll guess whether you can sing or suck.
We won't know. If we get it wrong, then you
win the tickets. If you really suck, and you know
you suck, you're gonna have you. We're gonna have you
sing somewhere over the Rainbow because that's a difficult song
to sing, and that will tell us the answer right away,
(06:59):
and we'll get whether you can sing or whether you suck.
Call us now six five, one nine eight nine KWB.
If you fool us, you get marooon five tickets.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Good luck.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Dave Ryan Show. Just go to YouTube and search Dave
Ryan TV.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
And I think Kaitlyn Clark is in town tonight. There's
a big WND game tonight with the links, and Katelin
Clark is in town. She'll probably be sited over at
the rock Bottom Plunge, over at Nick Universe.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
That's balance, I guess.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So the game tonight, I believe. I'm sorry you don't
know more about basketball. I just don't, but I do.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I did. I'm into celebrity. So Caitlin Clark is in.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Town and she's like the biggest bats the.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Draw in the w NBA.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Now you're talking about her We have ma Room five
tickets for you right now on KTWB. Patt Levine will
also be in the rock Bottom Plunge when he comes.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Into town with Maroon five.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah. While the show is at the Excel Energy Center
now known as the G Spot Grand Casino Arena, the
G Spot. I'm gonna say I started that when, so
when it gets widespread, I want credit for it. The
G Spot. They're gonna be there at the G Spot
coming up on October twenty ninth, And I got tickets
(08:13):
for you to see Maroon five of the G Spot
nicknamed by Dave Ryan. Grand Casino is Grand Casino Arena, Yeah,
the G Spot. So if you want to go, we're
gonna play a little game called can they sing or
will they suck? Let's talk to somebody right now. We're
gonna find out whether they you know, they can talk
to them.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
First. First of all, cha, good morning, Cha.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Don't tell us yet whether you can sing or whether
you suck or not. But let me ask you a question.
How old are you cha?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I'm forty?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Okay, were you in choir back in school? No, but
you're in band, so you know music? You know what
you know like notes and things like that. Do you
go to church? No, Okay, I'm gonna say whether you
sing in church choir or not. When when you sing
along with the radio, do people go, wow, you have
a really good voice. Is that ever happened to you?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
It has.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Do you frequent karaoke bars? Do you sing karaoke much?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Once a month? Once a month, that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
All right, I'm gonna say that she can sing? Okay,
just go with can sing? I'm gonna say can, Okay,
go ahead and give me over the rainbow.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Cha dum.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Over the rain.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Whereas come true?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I feel like a child is purposely trying to be bad.
I know that's horrible.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, that was really bad.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, okay, hold on for one second.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I'm gonna do a couple of more. Okay, let's do
a couple of more here.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay, let's go to Fua Hi fua?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Were you inquiring school? Fua? Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You play band instrument? Anybody ever said your tone death?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Okay, I'm gonna say you cannot, I cannot sing. Give
me somewhere over the rainbow, We're.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
The rainbow.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You suck?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Was good?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Really really bad, really bad? But please hold on for
one second. Okay, let's go to.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
At least hi Elise. Were you ever inquire?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Elise?
Speaker 6 (10:30):
I was in an orchestra.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Orchestra? Fancy?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
How old are you? A lase?
Speaker 6 (10:37):
I am twenty five.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Do you go to karaoke bars?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
I've been to them, but it was like when I
was on vacation.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, gotcha? Do you sound really good in the shower?
Speaker 9 (10:50):
I mean my boyfriend's come in and told me to
what's the person that's singing?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
And keep it that way? To what?
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Like?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
You know that like chap who sings that song? Chapel Rone. Yeah,
let's keep it that way. I'm gonna say you can
sing and sing.
Speaker 10 (11:11):
Let's hear you do it way.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
She's actually hitting the notes, which is better than both
chaan chan foo are terrible.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I'm gonna hear a do wet with chean foosh. Okay,
please hold one second. Do a couple of worth these?
Can they singer? Will they suck? Jamie? Good morning, Jamie?
How old are you?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Jamie?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You have a very melodic speaking voice. You have a
very pleasant speaking voice. What do you do for a living?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
I'm an operations manager.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Opera I'm an opera singer ever do community theater?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
No, just high school high school theater.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
What were you What were you in Pippin?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
I think probably a like.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
And all.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I was in Annie?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I have a see the thing. In high school they'll
put any clown in a production.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
You still have if you're the lead, though, you still
have to have some kind of like quality to your.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
Voice, especially in high school because sometimes it's like competitions.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, yeah, what lead? What role did you have in Annie?
In high school?
Speaker 6 (12:22):
I was one of just like one of the orphan girls.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
You're the chorus chorus say she cannot sing, let's go
with cannot sing?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Let me hear you do it, Jamie?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
No, no, no, not even getting the notes right.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Okay, let me go back, you know, Thank you, Jamie.
It was fun to talk to you. Good luck. Well,
I'm gonna go back to our our two. We have
a duet here, Fua and Cha, Pua and Cha. I
want you on the counter.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Three.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I want you to both do this for me. Okay,
here we go one, two, three and some.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I don't know what version of that. Lord.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Hey, so you're our first contestant and we're gonna go.
We're gonna give you Maroon five tickets. So congratulations you got.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
The tickets.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Was the first.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Sorry Cha was like, what cha?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You're the winter Congratulations? You remind me if I come
up with an idea to do that contest again. Tell
me not to tell me to take call her number
ten instead show one on one point three k d
w B if you care. Kim Coleseyak's daughter. Now she's
(13:49):
on one of the Real Housewives. Uh, her daughter is
financially supporting her during her financial troubles. At least that's
the word. But let's see what she has to say
about it. Here is Kim, it'skew to purchase specific things.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
The only time my mom asks me for money is
if it's regarding the bills or it's something that she
needs for the kids, and then she pays me back
when she can.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
And then here's Ariana, her daughter, say that money should
never be a problem with the family.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
I think that you know, nobody wants to be put
in situations that they are put into, and my mom,
no matter what, will be.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
My best friend forever.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
Money should never ruin a relationship with your family.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
It's you can always make more money. We always make more.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I can always make more money.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But I will tell you the first person that one
of the ugliest things.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Prepare yourself for it.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
When a relative dies and they have any any sort
of money, like over five thousand dollars. There are people
that treat it really well and other people who get
really ugly. And a five thousand dollars in the scheme
of things is not a bunch of money. But if
it's there, there might be somebody in your family that
you need to keep an eye on.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It happened in my mind family.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Not giving any details for that, Just be careful.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
Well, apparently there's rumor that Taylor Swift is returning to
country music. So now that country music is cool again
from you know, like Post Malone Beyonce making their country albums,
so Taylor Swift is thinking like maybe I should go back.
So she and Travis Kelce were just in Nashville partying
at Jason el Dean's bar. We were talking about that
(15:26):
last week that she did like a surprise performance, And
now there's talk that she's going to return to country
because she's coming up on the twentieth anniversary of her
self titled album, which is wild that that's twenty years ago.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
That's a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
A wow, here's a question for you, nish more authentically
country Taylor Swift, who abandoned country music, or Beyonce who
adopted country music. Now, you could make an argument that
neither of them is sincere about their love and passion
for country music. But Taylor Swift is no more guilty
or no less guilty than Beyonce for abandoning country music
(16:02):
for pop.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Proved me wrong.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
I think, well, I think a lot of people are
going to country because country is really hot right now. So, like,
I mean, this little article says America's in its country era,
so I think it would be wise of her to
go back to it. Even like Chapel Roone has like
a country esque song. And then I mean, like everybody's
doing country vibe, you know, so and Ed Sharon didn't.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Ed Sharon just come out with song it was kind
of country.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Very likely, yeah, very like.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
She might come back.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Here's an influence he got. Influencer got slammed after she
took her seven year old daughter to a spray tan.
Her name is Noel Well Paul Lamento, and she put
this video on the tiktoks and here is Nicole or Noel.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
I'll get a spray tan with Thostianta is gonna get
her first adverse spright tan today from her.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Aunt, So mind your business. It's just sugar and water,
sugar and water.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Water.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
So she took her seven year old to get a
spray tan. I don't falter, except because the only reason
she did it is because of TikTok.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
She would not have done it.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
It's the like the same reason the only reason I
unload the dishwasher is because Susan is watching. If I
was alone in the house, I'm not going to unload
the dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Why should I?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And there's an AI band it's called The Velvet Sundown.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
They're AI. They're totally not real at all.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Wow, They're called the Velvet Sundown and they've already got
five hundred thousand monthly Spotify listeners. Here is one of
their songs, it's totally AI written performed by AI, called
let It Burn. Okay, thank god it's garbage. Seriously, thank
(17:45):
god it's garbage.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Five hundred thousand monthly listens.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
I think because it's unique, because it's AI. I mean,
come out, I guess. Katy Perry, Orlando Blooms. They apparently
officially split, like that's done though, and Orlando Bloom's now
posting on kind.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Of like a discreete things. He said, each day is
a new beginning. What we do today is what matters most.
That was one post, then he made another post daily encouragement.
The important thing is to take that first step bravely.
Overcoming one small fear gives you the courage to take
on the next.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
And people are just reading into it because they're like.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Oh, you know what, he's moving on now he's done,
He's d u n dunehok.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Katy Perry, I'm I love a vague book kind of situation.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
My mom used to do vague booking all the time.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
What they call it, Uh yeah, it's like where you
post something. I mean it was on Facebook, which is
why it's called vague booking, but they do it on
Instagram too, where you like post something and you say
something like well, I guess that's just how it goes,
and nobody knows what it means, so you have to
ask and they're like, well, i'll never tell.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah, we used to do that all the time.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
We had a feature on the show called the Vague
booking where we would you know, somebody would post something
like well, I'll never do that again, and then people
would be like, oh my god, Darlene, what's wrong wrong?
And so we would get a hold of Darlene and
ask her what she would vague booking about. She's like, mah,
stay out all night drinking. Like, oh, okay, gotcha, that's
(19:06):
not as exciting. Here's a list of July fourth movies
to watch this week, including Jaws, Top Gun, The American President,
Rocky and The sand Lot. I guess they all have
some sort of America patriotic spin to them.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Am I an.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
American for not ever watching Jaws? I've never seen it either.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I don't say you're an American. I think it's you're
missing out on a really good movie.
Speaker 11 (19:27):
Yeah, just nobody's My mom's ever sat down to watch Jaws,
and I have never been in the room. I did
finish last night Poop Cruise. Yeah, and it was gross,
but it was so good. Like some of the just
the people you could see in their faces like what
the hell is going on? I think it's unique that
the guy filmed most of it, like we got actual
first hand footage.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Well that's the thing is like you know, it happened
during an era of cell phone cameras, so everybody had
cell phone camera footage of like urine flowing down the
hallway of the poop cruise because I I.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
Was only eleven twelve years old when it actually did happen.
But I had never heard of poop cruise being a
thing until this came out.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
No, I don't remember that either me either.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
It is on between Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah. Rosie did
not enjoy watching the Jeff Bezos Lauren Sanchez wedding, maybe
because she wasn't invited and had to settle for a
news report on TMZ like the rest of us. But
in a poem on Substack, she said it quote turned
my stomach seeing all those billionaires gathering in the excess
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of it, all the show of it. Then she took
aim at Oprah and saying, is Oprah friends with Jeff Bezos?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Really?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
How is that possible? He treats his employees with disdain
by any metric, He is not a nice man. Now,
this is what is that? A high coup where it's
bad crap poetry written by stupid people that doesn't rhyme
is that what a haikup is? Well, that is bad
crap poetry. I'm sorry, Rosie. You used to be funny
at one time. Now you are you are a a
(20:52):
go ahead, a ridiculous of the Rosie o'donald that we
used to love.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
I love rosis. I don't know much about her now,
but you man, you wouldn't love you.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
She would hate you. She would hate.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Everything about you.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
You're a capitalist and she hates you.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Really cool.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
No, yeah, that's not true.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
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Things to Andrew and True real Estate for helping us
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I've been working at Katie WB for a long time.
I've never made a radio sale before. I've made three
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I'm an innovator exactly. We're bumping the price up to
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bottom line.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
The bottom line.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
At ktwbe so we can keep our jobs. So, hey,
there's one more thing I want to do before we
get into group therapy. Motorcycle lane splitting is now legal.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
I saw this.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, it's really interesting. I bride bikes myself, I have
for years, and lane splitting is bad. My suggestion never
lane split if you ride bikes. It's tempting. If traffic
is backed up or moving really slow, you can weave,
beat not weave, but you can go between cars. Let's
say there's a car in the right lane and the
left lane and they're backed up and it's moving slow.
As long as it's under twenty five miles an hour,
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you can lane split.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Oh, as long as it's under twenty five.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Okay, Yeah, My suggestion is never do it. Yeah, it's dangerous.
You never know when somebody's not paying attention, they're going
to weave into your lane. And even if you just
got knocked off your bike and you know, like break
your collarbone and you're okay, it's still not a good idea, right.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Well, it's good to know that it's under twenty five
miles because we were driving from Ohio last week and
there was a motorcyclist like just weaving in and out,
and I was like, well, I guess that's legal now,
but we were going fast weaving.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
In and out. Is it's still called reckless. If they're
speeding and weaving in and out, that's reckless. But if
there's if they're like, say you're on you know, three
ninety four and it's backed up and there's a motorcycle
going between, you know, two lanes of cars, totally legal.
I wouldn't do it right because you never know if
somebody's not paying attention, do they decide to change lanes?
And people don't look for motorcycles. Yeah, when everybody, when
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anybody ever hits a motorcycle, they always say I didn't
see it.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
I didn't see it, which like you rarely do. Like
sometimes I go to change lanes and it's right there, and.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I've done it twice.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I was coming out of Saint Bonnie one time and
I was turning onto Highway seven, turned right in front
of a motorcycle. Why because I didn't see it and
I ride, so just be careful. Let's do group there.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Riot show.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Really interesting one and they did not want to be
on the radio, and you'll see why. I've been with
my boyfriend for over a year. He is the love
of my life. It is the healthiest relationship I've ever
been in, and I've truly never been happier. The other day,
he told me he wants to sleep with other people,
not now, but someday. He says, it's just something that
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he quote needs to do unquote. I didn't know how
to respond, at which he told me to take my
time to think about it. We talk about it a little.
He says it's not something he wants to do all
the time, but maybe once or twice a year. He
said threesomes are an option. Again, I'm not sure how
I feel about that, and he stressed that he's got
no timeline on this for himself. I don't know what
(24:31):
to do. I've got nobody in my life I can
talk to about this. I want to be supportive of him,
but how do I become okay with this? And I
have always had incredible communication. I'm absolutely certain he would
never and has never cheated on me. I don't feel
like he is pressuring me, and I already told him
that if it's okay being that, it's okay being okay
(24:55):
with this or breaking up, I absolutely want it okay.
If it came down to one or the other, I
would absolutely want to be with you rather break got it.
I never thought I'd be the kind of person to
even consider this, but he has helped me grow and
experienced new things sexually. I know this lifestyle is for
some people, but no one that I know personally, and
(25:16):
I just can't get over thinking of him making someone
else the way he makes me feel. And I don't
won't know what's worse if he becomes emotionally attached to
somebody else or is just for the sex. Any insight
that you or your listeners have would be great. What
kind of questions your boundaries do I need to bring
up to him. I have no idea. I don't think
(25:36):
that it's a good idea, but they're for every person
like me who says it's a bad idea. There will
be somebody who says, no, it works. It's saved our marriage.
We've been doing it for forty years. Forty years. Gross,
we've been doing it for ten years and it's worked
out great. But I'm gonna guess there are just as
many stories that say we tried it and it didn't work.
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Yeah, So I think it really comes down you have
to both be on the samege and be like very
good at communicating. Like, if you think you're good at communicating,
now you need to go like above and beyond where
you are at now because now you're introducing extra people
into your relationship essentially, and so you need to, you know,
(26:16):
like be open with what it is that you want,
what it is that you need, and like what you're doing,
because then once once you stop communicating about it, that's where.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
It kind of turns nasty.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
And I mean, I'm not in an open relationship, but
I know lots of people who That.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Surprises me that you say you know lots of people
who are and it seems to work.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
It does seem to work.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
I mean, the folks that I know who are in them,
it hasn't like failed for them. Granted, the people I
know who are in them, they're younger people, Like we're
all in our thirties. So I have a friend who's married,
and she got married I don't know, like six years ago,
and within the last year she and her husband have
decided to have an open marriage. Okay, but they they
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talk about like who they're dating all the time.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
See, that would really bother me, like knowing that, Like
if Susan came home and I know that she was
just getting all sweaty and doing the reverse cowboy on
some guy that she met down at oh, I don't
know the lookout, I would be like, I don't feel
good about that.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I wouldn't like it at all.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's not a jealousy thing. It's a more of a
disgusted kind of a thing.
Speaker 11 (27:17):
I think it's both, but I think it's totally like
normal for it to be a jealousy thing, Like that's
your part of the point. You're not thinking about anybody
else doing anything with them, but you.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
I always wonder what's where it's emotional, cheating or physical?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I think physical for sure. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Hey, we have somebody on the phone. Fake name Jane. Hi,
fake name Jane. What did you want to add to this?
Her boyfriend of one year. She loves him, love of
her life. It's a wonderful relationship. He said, I want
to be able to hook up with other people in
the future once or twice a year. She wants to
make him happy and she doesn't want to lose him,
but she's not crazy about the idea. What do you
want to say, Jane.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
Well, I was in a marriage with my now husband
who was bisexual, which took me a little bit by
surprised because he did not come out to me and
tells about year three of our marriage and for the
last three four years of our marriage we've been divorced
for a year now. He couldn't decide if he was
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bisexual or gay. He wanted to try doing an open
marriage or has threesomes with another man, but I was
not allowed to see somebody as well. I did tons
of research, research and also talk to some people that
are in what they called the lifestyle of different types
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of Polly relationships and everything I experienced between knowing people
and what I read on Reddit forgive me a little bit,
and our therapist Hollie, under duress never.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Works, so under duress, in other words, dress him giving
you a little bit of pressure in saying I want
to do this. It never works. It needs to be
something where you'll go. Yeah, that sounds exciting to me.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
Yes, and you know, and maybe that's something and she
really needs to kind of figure out for herself. It's
definitely that she truly wants, because deep down that wasn't
what I wanted. But I was willing because I just
didn't want to lose him. But at the end of
the day, I lost him.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Anyways, how did you lose him?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Did he leave you because he preferred men or did
he just yeah, is.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
That what it was?
Speaker 9 (29:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Exactly. So yeah, he decided he's gay.
Speaker 9 (29:24):
But so I'm just gonna say, be true to yourself, girl,
because if that's not something you want or has really
even thought about, more than likely it's not something he wants.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I wonder what he would say if she said, we'll
find then I want to be able to go hook
up with guys while you're having your fun weekend. I
wonder if he'd be like, yeah, cool, go do it,
or be like, well, wait a second, that wasn't part
of the bargain.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
We got text messages too.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Basically, he wants what you would consider an open relationship,
and she's like, I don't think I want that. I
love him. I'd rather keep him and have an open
relationship than to lose him.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Yeah, it says some text saying, many people struggle with
being with one person forever. Your life has changed, but
that does not mean you lean towards something you haven't
thought about before. Sexism isn't everything, and your emotions shouldn't
run off sex. This person says, what you need to
do is detact yourself emotionally from that relationship. It's the
first sign of somebody not wanting to be in one.
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Someone else says, if she's not wanting it, it won't work.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
From what I gathered.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
From the email is that she just she's this is
the first time she's ever thought of it because he's
bringing it up. So what I think was great about
that Jane person, she did all of this research, she
talked to people she like, became knowledgeable about it, and
educated herself in that topic, and then realized it wasn't
for her. And so I think, like, what this listener
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for group therapy could do is just like, look into it,
talk to this guy, talk to I don't know, a
therapist or whatever to learn more about it, and then
if it isn't for you, then don't do it. Another
text does ask the question how do you find people
to be open with? For example, if I want to
live this open relationship lifestyle and I want to hook
up with someone, where would I find them? Is this
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like a community of people?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
That's a really good question, you know, it's kind of like,
I mean, I don't know where do you find someone
for your third And that's a dumb question.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Maybe maybe to you it's like.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Well, we found him at the gym, or we found
him at you know, the dog park, or we can
go looking for them, but maybe there is a place.
There's probably all kinds of websites where you can go
and find that.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
I mean, you can like.
Speaker 7 (31:33):
Make that a like a looking comp like a thing
on like a dating app. Is that we're looking for
like open?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Probably some stuff?
Speaker 11 (31:40):
Yeah, it's like a text says personally for me, I
would say, no one you both know talk about if
you want to know when it happens or just keep
it to yourself. So I guess like boundaries and if
you don't necessarily want to make sure you ask if
that means you're allowed to as well, that'll be a
big tell on his intemtion.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Well, yeah, right, am I allowed to do the same
thing while you are. This text says I was in
an open marriage for five years because he wanted it.
It became an issue because he would throw fits over
me doing stuff with others, but I was expected to
be okay with him doing it. I eventually wanted to
close the relationship. He didn't, so I was done. Also,
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I like this one. The love of your life and
soulmate ain't gonna ask you to do something that you
don't want to be doing. At the same time, you
could argue, if he loves you, he's not out cheating. Yeah,
he's asking for your clearance to do this, So you
could say he is being honest, yeah, instead of just
going out and cheating, because he totally could.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
I think, regardless of what happens, if he wants an
open relationship and.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
You do not after learning about it, then give it up.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
If you want to do a group therapy, we will.
We have people that will help you out because they've
been through the same thing. Send us an email to
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to day, and Pa Anderson is fifty eight.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Dave, what are you doing on your phone right now?
Speaker 7 (33:08):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
I was. I was caught off guard when the song ended.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Yeah, you were.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I'm on VENMO. Why I'm ordering pizzas?
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Ordering pizza? Why? What do you mean ordering pizza like
from Domino's.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
No, that's a really good question that let me explain.
So somebody who listens to the show send me a
DM and they said, Hey, my daughter is like, I
don't even know what the what the charity is they're
selling like for you know, hockey, girls hockey or something
like that. They're selling pizzas and they're like, how many
do you want to order? So I ordered three? I
got thirty eight dollars worth.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Of pizza, thirty eight dollars worth of pizza, trying.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
To be nice.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
So you don't even know the charity and you're just
ordering his nuts.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I don't know the charity. I think it's girls soccer
why or something?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Why though, Like, why are you doing that?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Because they asked me to?
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Do they ask you to?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (33:56):
I am so disappointed in you, Dave. Do you know
how much you moan about being take an advantage of?
Left and right? I'm Dave Ryan and the listeners, I
don't know. They're asked me for money, They're asked me
to do stuff. I hate it. And then you go
around and then you pay thirty eight dollars for pizzas
You're you're letting them take advantage of you found.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
I have a soft spot in my heart for the
people who listen to the show. Okay, so apparently they
feel they know me well enough to ask me to sponsor,
you know, by pizza.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
No, just sucker you Yeah, you are a sucker. Did
you ever think I'm a nice person.
Speaker 7 (34:33):
Well, you're a nice person, but then you complain about
people asking you for things because you're so nice. You're like,
I can't believe this person who loves me and cherishes
me on the radio every single day would ask me
for I never said that five dollars for their cat
(34:53):
to go to the vet.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I never said that, Yeah, yeah, I'll pay for your
cat go to the vett.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
No you can't, you cannot have both.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
No, it's it's fun. I think sometimes I don't.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I liked helping people though, Yeah, it's like, that's why,
that's why I loan Drake twenty five hundred dollars and
he only paid back. He only paid back one thousand
dollars of it. Okay, people take advantage of me, and
you didn't learn a lesson there.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
It's not a lesson. It's a lifestyle.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
No life.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
No, it's a lifestyle. You'd be nice to people, and
you be generous if you have an abundance of anything.
If you brought in a plate full of brownies, would
you eat them all yourself?
Speaker 5 (35:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
No, you would share them. When you have an abundance,
you share. Now, there's a difference between forced to share.
It ain't no fun to be forced to share. I
want to share my stuff with people who don't earn
it and don't deserve it and don't appreciate it. But
I share with people who I think will appreciate it.
I thought Drake would appreciate it, and I think he did,
(35:54):
but he just wouldn't pay me back the extra thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (35:57):
So if I come in here with a plate full
of brownie and I share, but then I complain about
sharing the entire time, does that make me still like
a good person who loves to share, or is it
making me a complainer? It kind of cancels out. I
think the thing is is that when people appreciate it.
It was kind of like, Okay, I've told you the
story about the woman who stared at my house in Colorado.
She was going through a horrible time in her life.
(36:19):
I said, go stay at my house in Colorado. Got
no appreciation for it, got no love for it at all.
Matter of fact, we don't even speak anymore because she
got mad because there was this security camera in the
living room and she actually thought that I was using
the security camera.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
To spy on her. I remember this story.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I swear on my children. I don't even know how
to access that security camera. It's fifteen years old technology.
But she was certain. And so we're no longer friends
because and I let her stay at my house because
she was going through a bad time, stayed there for
a month or two. Yeah, no appreciation.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I always give people the benefit of the doubt that
they will be appreciative. Yeah, it's more like, you know,
like if you mail somebody fifty dollars for their birthday,
say your your your niece Caroline is having a birthday
and she's ten. Yeah, you mail her fifty bucks. You
don't expect her to kiss your ass for it. But
it would be nice to get a text message from
your niece Caroline to say hey, aunt Bailey, thanks for
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the fifty dollars and she doesn't send it.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Now you're pissy.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
Well, okay, So can I get Chapel Roone tickets? Can
you send me to go see Chapel Rone somewhere in concert?
I would be so appreciative if you could do that
for me, because you have abundance and I don't, so
can you I.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Don't have If I had an abundance of Chapel Rone tickets,
I would you need to ask rich here's one?
Speaker 11 (37:34):
Can we go to Benny Hannah like you've been promising
those months?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I would like to. We just haven't really taken it
seriously as scheduled.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
I've been taking it very serious.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Would you say thank you afterward? Yes?
Speaker 5 (37:47):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Maybe so? Anyway, I ordered the pizzas, big deal.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
Next time I hear you complain about giving money to somebody.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
I'm not complaining about giving money. I'm complaining. I am
an appreciation kind of a person.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
Oh so, if they're not like happy, Well, have you
gotten to thank you from this thirty eight dollars pizza
buy that you just did.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
I'm sure they will. You say, now, let me check
my DMS.
Speaker 11 (38:09):
You say now, But then if they don't, you're gonna
be like and then you'll like this again.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Why do I always do this?
Speaker 7 (38:14):
I'm such a sucker And they never happy about it,
and then you'll.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Go nothing yet, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Don't you do something nice for somebody? And then they
don't do anything. It's kind of like, Okay, I am
taking my friend Kelly. She's a cop in Coon Rapids.
Her and her two kids love to fly in my
little airplane. Yeah, and you know I'm gonna take her flying.
I've done it like three years in a row. And
it's like, what does she need to do for me?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Well?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Nothing, because she's my friend.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah, and that's all she she's a friend and she
laughs at my jokes, and that's a friend. I don't
expect her to be like, wow, now I need to
do something for you. I need to Dave Dave over
for Sunday dinner.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
No, or shouldn't you just be doing things nice for
the sake of doing them nice?
Speaker 5 (38:54):
And not looking for That's true.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
That's a very good point. I know, you know you
should get a thank you, because I'm a gratitude kind
of a person. Yes, you don't do it in expectation
for them to do something nice for you, unless there
is something that they should do nice for you. I
will give you an example. Okay, many years ago, a
friend of mine, she is kind of broke. She's a
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single mom. The dad was kind of a dead beat.
So I would buy her son nice toys and things
like that for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Ran into her at a bar.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
She was a server, and I've gotten her concert tickets
and Wolves tickets and Lynx tickets and things like that
because she didn't have any money.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
And so.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I ran into her at a bar. She was a server,
and I said, man, it is crowded in here. Can
you help us get a drink? And she said, belly
up to the bar and she walked away. And I
remember thinking, of all the nice things that I've done
for you, you couldn't, like take an extra three minutes to
get us a drink.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
So I'm sorry. Dave's tough, all right? Can I read
one text message?
Speaker 7 (39:55):
Yeah, if people see you being generous, it makes you
a target from anyone else that needs money or something else,
and that's different.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
That's frustrating.
Speaker 7 (40:02):
I pay for a stranger to have their pet cremated,
and then the next time that person needed anything, they
came directly to me asking for money.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
And I feel like that's the little boat that you're
you've made for yourself. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Should they started just saying no to people?
Speaker 11 (40:13):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Should? I said no to pizza girl?
Speaker 9 (40:15):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (40:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Why von?
Speaker 11 (40:17):
Because my friend texted me yesterday, Marissa. She said, yeah,
I loaded our friend Nick one hundred dollars. Did I
get it back?
Speaker 6 (40:23):
No?
Speaker 11 (40:24):
You know, the people ask you for money, So I
told her, you knew that you weren't getting a hundred
dollars back as soon as you gave it to them.
Some people, you know, are not going to give you
money back, or they're not going to say thank you,
and you'll never talk to them again. I think we
all love to do nice things for people. We do,
but if you take advantage of too much.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Sometime, and I think that taken advantage of is Yes,
that's the thing, but it's like just gratitude. Just like
when Bailey comes, I'll bring in like a sandwich, and
Bailey would be like, can I have half your sandwich?
And I'll be like, well, yeah, sure, But Bailey's She's
very appreciative to me.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
It was really good.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Oh what do they say?
Speaker 7 (41:00):
People are texting in their venmost that they need some
money from here?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
No, no, no, if your kid is selling pizza for
their hockey team.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Jenny's not here, she's in Iceland. See here on Jenny
Katie w be on Instagram. But Bailey is filling in
what'd you find on your Reddit today?
Speaker 7 (41:18):
Well, today Bailey's been on Reddit is sponsored by Mary
and Jane and I'm going to give you five myths
about food expiration dates and best label Love this okay,
because we all here love to eat things that are expired.
So here's a myth. All food should be thrown away
as soon as the printed date passes. So many people
(41:39):
interpret food dates to be about like the safety of
the food, but for the mass majority of foods, those
dates are really just about quality. So you can just
like open it up, sniff it, and if it's reasonable,
just taste it eat it.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
It's still good, so it might not be at its
peak of flavor, freshness.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah, it's still good.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
But it's still good, okay, Smith number one.
Speaker 7 (41:58):
Myth number two you can always rely on your senses
when assessing food passed its state. So, contrary to the
last one, some moist foods that are served straight from
the fridge can host dangerous bacteria that can over time
grow to infectious levels, even as the food still looks
and smells fine. So moist foods maybe don't necessarily trust
(42:18):
those suggest respecting that.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
A used by date. You'll be really proud of me.
Speaker 7 (42:23):
I actually threw out my yogurt the other day that
mold because I looked at it.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
But yogurt is essentially like molding.
Speaker 7 (42:35):
This myth is date labels are nationally standardized. Apparently they
are not so from broad broad federal regulation, a patchwork
of state and local laws governed date labels on various foods.
It is not standardized across all levels. So sometimes that
little thing that says best by this date is just
(42:55):
whatever the packaging guy I wanted to throw on there,
So just make it up.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
It's not even like factual.
Speaker 7 (43:00):
Yeah, again, use your eyeballs if it's moist, maybe not
if it looks good, smells good, taste good, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Well, think about this. I was in Colorado. I'll get
a house out there. It's nothing fancy. It's the house
I grew up in. There was a jar of spaghetti
sauce that expired like that month, like June of twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
You bet your ass.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
I'm still gonna use it because it's like, you know,
it's But if it was June of twenty twenty four,
I probably would have thrown.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
It away, right, And we have like Google at our fingertips.
Yesterday or the other day, I ate beets that.
Speaker 7 (43:27):
Were in my fridge and they were kind of brown
instead of purple because they were like twenty again, but
they're but they were pickled so and pickles last forever.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
But they were brown.
Speaker 11 (43:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (43:40):
But I googled it because we have Google at our fingertips,
and I googled can you still eat brown beets?
Speaker 11 (43:44):
And they were like yeah, So instead of trusting the
pickles that are clearly not looking well in your face,
you're gonna go to the internet.
Speaker 7 (43:50):
Yeah No, because they taste they smelled fine. I trusted myself,
just like this article has told me to do. I
trusted myself and they smelled good, they tasted fine. I'm
still alive today. And then if you want to donate food,
a lot of food banks do not.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Accept expired food, so just keep that in mind.
Speaker 7 (44:07):
If you want to be a nice, good person like
Dave Ryan and donate some of your food and it
has an expiration date on there, just make sure that
maybe you eat that food and then donate some other
food it doesn't have an expiration date.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
That is Jenny's been on Reddit. Jenny's an Iceland. That's
from me.
Speaker 7 (44:23):
Bailey's been on Reddit. Sponsored by Mary and Jane.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Okay, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
It is katiewb and we're going to dive right into
War of the Roses on the Dave Ryan Jo find
out who they are going to send the roses to.
Can you guess in advance? Let's find out right now
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