May 22, 2026 • 24 mins
Some Dave Ryan Memories, Joke and a Jingle one last time, we playback the funny promos that Dave messes up, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Disappointed if we did not end your final show with
at least like three solid minutes of dead air. You know,
like I just feel like it has to thing, you know,
like we wonder like is he gonna talk?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Or better if it was the joke and a jingle
into the dead air, I love that.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let me see if I have a joke in a jingle.
You want to see if I have something. I might
have something.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I need to find a jingle, so we have to
give me a second.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You know how everyone's like, oh, Davis, like my dad,
do we have that song that's like really hot on
like TikTok right now where it's like.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I can be of the figure you put your love
in hand in mud?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, isn't that an old song?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's Father Figure by George Mike.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Trying, but hold on those specific jingle. You have to
understand that we have five million jingles in here, so the.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Ones that.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
BA have to do that because I'm not.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I don't know want to like regular jingles.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Ye know. We we only create that page when we
do joke in a jingle, so it doesn't stay up
there forever. So that's why I have to look for
this specific wellam, I.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Can just do the jingle if you want.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well, I mean, give Jenny a minute.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Bailly read a couple of those notes and let me
let me.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
We were at Mall of America yesterday and we had
a box that you could like leave a note or
a question and then we'd try to read as many
as we can, and we got to very few because
we were pretty busy. But Bailey has picked through some
of them and pick them out here.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes, indeed, Okay, this one is Dave. My first memory
of you and Katie w B. Is listening to you
on the school bus in third grade because we had
a cool bus driver, yeah, named Peggy.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
She had orange hair.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
The super mature fourth graders in the very back of
the bus wrote a sign and put it on the
back window of the bus for other cars to see.
The sign read honk if you're an h O A R. Anyways,
thanks for all the great memories and for feeling like
a friend. Ask for me if you ever come to
eat at Maynard's and Excelsior I work there.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's from Anna for Bana, Okay, I'll remember. That's fun.
It's a little fancy for me hunk. If you're an Asia,
we are.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
This one says I love to play ukulele with you
and hearing you on the radio.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
That's from Bella.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Ah, thank you Bella, She's so sweet.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
This one says Dave, I'm sixty, You've gotten me through
cancer three times, and she wrote cancer. She underlined cancer
three times.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Which is the worst bit of all time. But it
came from Bailey because well.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
When you're looking on WebMD, you've got like, I've got
this sore shoulder and now I don't know what's wrong
with me.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I'll type it into WebMD. You know, the cancer cancer.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
What she says, I've also had birth of two kids
and death of my husband, so you've gotten me through
it all. That's from mo on the Go. Let's see.
This one says, Oh, this one's a question. Can you
answer a question?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I'll try.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Out of all your years at KATIEWB, which one was
your favorite for music?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Ooh yeah, I can't say that one would stick out,
but I would say probably the era of Christina Aguilera,
the era of Britney Backstreet Boys and in Sync because
music was like, it was so different then, it was
just like joyful and fun and even like ballads by
them were like joyful and fun and very sweet, and.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Back then it wasn't so manufactured. I mean it still was.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Backstreet Boys didn't write their own music or play their
own instruments, but they didn't plain to you know, Max
Martin wrote them and they had studio musicians play hold on.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh, I mean, once again, we need some of the
classic things that happen every morning to happen. So that
makes sense that his alarm would be going off in
the middle of the break.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
But but I really love that because you know, it's
it was just like it was just such an innocent
period of music. Christina didn't write her own songs and
nobody expected her to. Yeah, and she just wrote. She
just sang beautiful songs. And Brittany and in Sync and
Backstreet Boys and LFO just fun.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, here's one, Dave.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I was brought to this country at a very young age,
and you were the staple of my learning from English
to music culture. I've been listening for twenty five years.
You find the radio station my kids listen to when
they're on their way to school, or the Roses was tea.
As they would always say, you will be truly missed.
Wish you nothing but the best that is from MXG.
(04:13):
Thank you, And then this was the last one I pulled,
So congrats Dave. I remember you when you first came
to KATIEWB and will miss your soothing voice making me
laugh every morning. My dad lived in Colorado and loved
hearing you talk about Colorado like Casa Bonita.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Lol.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, I saw a zero res van in Colorado and
thought of you. You taught me where to always find
the side to pump gas on. I couldn't go to
the fair the year that you had Nick the Stoner
T shirts. I had my friend pick one up for me,
and I was on the phone with her and telling
her Witch shirt and she heard and I heard your
voice and asked, is that Dave Ryan.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
You grabbed the phone and said hello to me.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You're such a kind person and I wish you well
on your next adventure in life.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Those are very sweet. Somebody just send an email and
they said, how can we email?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Dave?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
You can email because I'm still here here. I'm just
not on the air. I'm like behind the scenes and
doing commercials and things like that and working with our
lovely clients. Wedding Day, Diamonds, Zero Res, Snap Fitness, raspus
In University, Pilgrim Dry Cleaners. It's say, you know, the
list goes on, but if you want to email me,
you can send them to Ryan Show at KTWB dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I think I'll still have access to that, right, Well,
don't look at me.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I don't know what what your future holds.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Well, nobody else could want that, Ryan at Katie, I'm
still but that's more business, because don't don't send like that.
That's a business even well.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Ryan's show, why would I don't know, why would we
have that? If the right show?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You don't need it?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Well, I don't have access to it.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
No, don't you have access to Oh you could have
access if you want, and we just you you don't want.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
To have, right, So Ryan Show at KTBB dot com
if you want to send an email, and and if
you want to ask for a cameo, your boy is
on cameo and I'm like eleven or twelve dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, and he's also like he's already burned through a
lot of his retirement funds. So if you could help
him out it I.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Really have I'm on a fixed income. So I need
some cameos, so if you want me to send a
cameos like eleven dollars. Okay, we found the jingles, so
we're gonna do joking a jingle coming up next.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Hold on, hold on, though.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
He just starts pressing. I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Hey, Ryan in the morning show and we're just giving
hugs in the studio right now. Everyone's coming to.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Say goodbye if you want to, Joe, Yeah, yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Okay, So, well, where's Bailey? I need Bailey here for
joking a jingle?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Apparently? What up?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Though?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
They brought us stone and yesterday. They're downstairs right now,
so they ran down to say hi to them and
take a picture or something.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
We'll wait for joking a jingle until Bailey and I
want to get back to enjoy the humor. So we
do have someone special here in the studio. When I
say special, I mean like spatial spatial. Hello Stephanie for
the last time, Sea, Thank you, Stephanie. I met on
the Instagram about a year or so ago because I
was like, oh, she like, you know posts all these
fun weird things that are going on over the weekend,
(06:57):
so let's have her on the show. And she's like, oh,
I'll be hid to do it. So every every Friday
with no pay, no benefits whatsoever.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
It's free advertising.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
There is that, So tell us what I mean.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
It's a long holiday weekend and it's supposed to be
nice a lot of the weekend, maybe not the entire weekend,
But what do you got going on this weekend?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I did find some fun stuff.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
So starting out, the free Silent Disco in Minneapolis Parks
is back this weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
They are going to be tonight. Today's the twenty second right, Yeah, yeah,
clast tonight.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Tonight at the Commons Park in downtown, which is by
the US Bank Stadium, that big green space outside. Okay,
So they're gonna set up they're gonna have three what
it's called the DJ booth, I guess three D three
DJA boots nine DJ's rotating through in one of our shifts.
One of their channels is going to be kid appropriate,
you know, like it's not gonna be like veggietails, but
like no.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Swearing, okay, no sext talk.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
You check out headphones with your ID and dance and
chill in the park.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Downtown.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Number two, there's a petting zoo coming to a winery
in Farmington. It's called pet and Sip. It's at the
will Pound Willow Pond Winery. And they're gonna have mini
Highland cows. Highland cows are the ones with like all
the hair.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
In their face. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
So that's gonna be on Sunday from one to four.
And then number three is the Twin City Skaters are
gonna be coming back. They're kicking off their outdoor season
on Memorial Day from five to eight at the ROC
the Saint Louis Park like outdoor rec center Okay, and
it's free. They have rentals and free skating for everyone
to have a DJ and play some games and.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Just get out.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Got to have a DJ.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Oh yes.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
And number four is another chance to meet a Disney princess.
It's gonna they're gonna be at Dave and Busters this time.
This is gonna be tomorrow from ten to noon. They're
gonna have Merita, which is the princess from Brave with
like the crazy red hair.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
And then Rapunzel.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Also they'll have a red carpet crawn making station, face painting,
and a little sing along so he could also buy
like Dave and Buster's play passes.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
I guess love Hello, okay, and if you miss any
of these, find Stephanie dot Rosner on Instagram. Stephanie dot
r O S E n e R. Stephie, You've been
so kind, so funny, and you become a friend coming.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Into the crazy.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
You're just like you want to come on the show,
and I'm like the guy I've been listening to my
whole life.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yes, I'll be there, you.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Say so, yes, Okay, Well, thank you for all this,
Thank you very much. All right.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Also a staple of the day Ryan Show joking a jingle,
because jingles are they used to be the heart and
soul of a radio DJ show because we would tell
a joke and then we would jingle.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Okay, so here we go. We're going to try this.
You ready?
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
The best part of being on vacation, sleeping late, seeing
new places and missing all of weather Girl Jenny's kickball stories.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Ok here we go.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Are old jokes.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Fallon is pretty excited. Fallen fall is pretty excited because
she got a lift kit for Jake.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Did you get it?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Here we go?
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Fallon lives in minnetrista different world out there. It's quiet,
lots of deer, and hers is the only house with
an old wa sure on the porch.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
She's a hill building.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I like that. You explain it after the joke's over.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, kids, No, I'll skip that one.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Uh kids, Am I right?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Uh? Jake is not going to change the joke here.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Regular guy, Regular Guy, Bailey rear guy, pretty excited about
his new job. He works down at the M and
M factory. He throws out all the w you don't
get it, do you?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
I get it upside down? H I get it. That's
so funny.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Regular guy pretty excited about his new job down at
Bed Bath and Beyond. He works part time as a
weighted blanket Tina web girl.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Tina.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
She's gone now, well's Africa or something like Turkey something.
He is pretty excited to have a date this weekend. Well,
it's not really a date, but her dad bought her
a cardboard stand up, a Harry style, so that's pretty close.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well that's it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Wow, Okay, that was nice. I'm sure if you had
more or not, Well.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Here's one from the COVID days.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay, want to give me two seconds. I got to
prepare for this.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
That is from the COVID day.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okay, ready, you know I'll be ready by the time
of joke.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Uns scientists in and Noka are busy developing a mask
that the virus cannot pass through.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But meth smoke.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Can I love a good old joke?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
One more about you, Jenny?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
One more? Okay, hold on, hold on sure.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Ye weather girl Jenny picking up some extra income this
week by renting out her boobs as shade for swimmers
at butdem Costka.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
So that is a really that was an investment that
I would make again.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
It was for shade.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
It was an easy, easy job. They did get a
little burnt.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Now the show Jenny, anything good?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Well, do you want to play any kind of classic song?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
It's up to you.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I say, we take a little bit of break. We
got some guests in the studio, so I wanted to
just say hi to them. Sure, yes, So is there
a specific song.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
That you want to Dina Girls? And I think maybe
we should play Dinah Girls.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Were like an actual song, that's actual song? Sure?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Can I pick the song?
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
That's why I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Let's say, there's so many good ones.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, anything again.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Can we play work from Home?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
That is the most random choice, and I fully support
it because that's what you're gonna be doing now.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
You just be I never thought about that one. Yeah,
that one. Let's play work Here we go.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
On K D w B.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
I love that song. That's why we wanted to play it. Man,
I get to do whatever I want to.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
That was such a good choice and I was so
proud of you because I was expecting thirty eight special.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I want to play. But thanks for all the text
messages this morning.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
There's so many people asking for shout outs and we're
just not able to get to the mall because they're
coming in like wildfire.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
But I will say shout out to it looks like
Addie is eight years old today. Wow, so and thank
you Bob celebrating his eleven year anniversary with his wife
THEA Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Hey. Can I also give a shout out to What Up? Though?
Speaker 8 (13:24):
Yesterday they brought us some donuts to the live broadcast
them all of America. Today they're downstairs with the trailer.
First of all, you guys didn't have to do that,
so thank you these ice cream if you donuts look insane,
like there's so many toppings, and we got the plane,
we got the.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Plain ones because we're trying to watch our figure.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Actually they're like an ice cream sandwich with a donut as.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Fully Delicious YouTube live. Their location What Up though, is
in St. Anthony if you want to go check them out.
But thanks guys for doing this for Dave.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You have to eat on nobody. You don't you know,
you don't see you.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Know what don't you see, David? What don't you see?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
You don't see Amelia on Channel four eating an ice
cream sandwich during the TV news?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Yeah, that one was the last time you watched Amelia
on the team.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I watched it the other night because she had me on.
I just want to tell you it's a little it's
a little foggy outside.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
So we're gonna so we don't run in any other
radio stations.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
So that's a very chilly and it's.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Kind of chilly out.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Yeah, it's supposed to be nice this weekend though. Day's Friday,
but it's going to be like in the eighties by Sunday.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yes, well high seventies. But on Monday, Memorial Day is
actually going to be a nice day, not a rainy day,
it's going to be eighties and like sunny for the
most part. That's what my doppler says. It can always change. Uh,
did we do want to do something that we bombarded it.
We've bombarded you with it like probably four years ago,
because Dave does something they're called teasers, and it's where
(14:52):
he talks about what's coming up for the next day.
You hear him throughout the day on the radio station,
but a lot of times he'll screw up and then
he swears and he yells at himself elf via swearing,
and so we started to take those, edit them and
play them back so you could hear the funniness of it.
And some of them are kind of filthy too. So
Van's gonna play them.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Christmas Wish Day two. Listen tomorrow morning, seven o'clock. Mascara
alert because sometimes they get a.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Little bit picked up. Can't do it again. It's a
guy on the roof next door. Kind of weird to
see somebody on that roof.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Mister distracto.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Okay, all right, I know you're tired of hearing about it,
but it's SPREENA carpenter flying off to la is a
big deal to have all your death.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
That one who cares all right, little price is right
here we go.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
It is a brand new Arctic Cat High Performance z
R nine.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Thou jeezus just gets so frustrated.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Don't worry. Some of these aren't as much as that.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
All right.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
The calendar says spring, but the weather's not really spring like.
But what's always what you can expect is Kate. That's stupid.
I don't know what I'm even trying to do. Dumb,
stupid mother Big Show Tomorrow Live at Mall of America,
Leave Vols, Vick, Extreme, Jamie, Angie Taylor, Corey Foley, Wilson, Intern, John,
(16:07):
Lena Fallon, Steve Bailey, Vaunt and Jenny and Me The
Dave Ryan Show, Farewell Show, Mall of America's fucking.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Bucket? What because when was that top of mind? You know,
I'm never really mad during these I'm not mad like
throwing things.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I'm just like, oh, I love it when I'm in
here and I'm watching you do them and then you
mess up and I just make a face like this
guy's supposed to be a professional.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Bailey so supportive? Hey Fallon, Yeah you kd w B.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Yes, we're using that one. Drake put it in.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I want to see what happens, don't because he'll do it.
Was you said to put it in?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Well, don't get me wrong, we weren't like rooting through
the tropick up, we're picking up litter. We'll tell you
more about the fuck you stupid Jenny. In the background,
guy wants to plan a bachelor party. Okay, big deal,
but he's confused about whether there should be a stripper
or they should do something really simple or Now I'm
for you, hey, Stave, here there in the middle of
(17:13):
the night, me, you and a bottle of Jurgins here
in the studio.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
What w B Yeah, that's better you yep, don't put
that on now?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
This last one putting on holiday today too.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
This last one is definitely my favorite.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Okay, I can't wait. Brace yourself. Hey, Dave, I just
got back from Hawaii. Who has tan lines on their lips?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
This guy from sucking, No, not from sucking big falons,
from drinking, but you see that a tan line where
they had the balls on my chin?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
All right, Wow, there's archives of the old ones that
we had bull and I was dying laughing.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Some of this that is shameful.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Wow, oh whatever you did it. Thanks for all those
all right, I think my time to play the Hollister song. Yeah,
the last time you hear the Hollister song. I think
it's on YouTube if you just can't get enough. This
is little fifteen year old Allison on Katie.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
If you take me to Walmart, then you're not my dad.
If you take me to Walmart, then you're not my dad.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
H O l l I s t e R.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
H O l l I s t e r.
Speaker 11 (18:32):
There's a store Dad, down at the mall and you
can sell it some way down the hall because it's
very stuff on all their clothes down at Holliser. Oh,
spend spend day Holliser, Holliser, Holliser down at Houser Hollister Holliser. Wow,
(18:55):
They're clothes are super cute, teasing tins and camus soup.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Mom.
Speaker 10 (18:59):
Can I please have a few bucks so I don't
look like you employees.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I'll drink Cara boot either that or jama juice. Take me.
I'll be nice to see you. All the gay gush shops.
Speaker 10 (19:09):
American Eagles over what they're just so two thousand and six.
You can go, but don't come in because you're so
embarrassing me and.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
My frandsfather clothes.
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Then we grab our camera phones striking in appropriate pose
and put the pictures on my Space.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
Hollister Holliser, Halison down at Holliser Hollisford Hollister.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Oh my god, Alison, gives me a break. We're on
a beer budget. You got shampain taste. I'm taking you
to Pennies and then over to Pomida. You ain't wearing
clothes that show off your booty. If you want to
go to college, then you better well acknowledged that we
gotta shake some money.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
So what's wrong with dressing funny?
Speaker 6 (19:53):
I don't want to make you mad, but Walmart really
ain't that mad.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
Of if you take me to Walmart, then you're not
my dad.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Can you give me a hundred What do you need
one hundred fifty dollars for?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I'm going to Hollisters, got great stuff down a Kmart.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
We'll get in the car. We're going to Kmart.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
Let's go Kmart. Just give me your wallet.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
On a one point three. Katie Wub's is the Dave
Ryan in the Morning Show. Dave just a walloped an
entire donut or a bagel or something.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It's a bagel.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
It's a bagel. Wow, I've never heard seen you too
so fast?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Oh nice, you were the one he just yeah, down
on that.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I understand looking at the time and being like, oh,
I have fifteen seconds. I can take a bite and
get through it by the end of that fifteen seconds,
and you apparently do not have that.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Wherewithal Well, it's all your years of experience in radio.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
It is Bailey too.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
It's my anniversary today, David.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
I know what's your anniversary your way to celebrate and no,
it is No, it's totally like you're totally being overshadowed
on your second anniversary.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Here, I'm two.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Bailey.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
There's a story behind how Bailey and I met. Probably
told it enough times so you don't need to hear
it again. Yeah, but I was thought. We put daily
on the phone one time because we were kind of friends,
and you were calling me or texting me something about
a funny date or something that went bad, and you're like,
I can't figure out men, I can't figure him out.
And I said, you got to tell the story on
the radio. So you came on the radio and you
did such a funny job telling it. I said, oh,
(21:18):
I got to remember her. And then you didn't you
fill in a couple of times?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Well, I mean I think I was like a weird
dating correspondent for about six years and I would call
in maybe like once or twice a year.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
And then and then I filled in for genuine she
went on Jerry duty.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Yeah, so and then your time and we said and
we said away, you work cheap and so free, actually
for free. And then there was like a uh and
when Drake was gone and we said, oh, well we
need somebody to, you know, to run for donuts and coffee.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
And That's what I've done.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
And so, no, you've been great, You've been wonderful.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
There's even greater people here now there are are, and.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I feel like they're standing right behind me.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
The family is here, Carson and Susan and then Alison
are all here and we'll talk to them.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Alison sounds really good. She's coming up in a second
when we have the call real quick.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
One need us on the phone. Oh is a girl
one to eat on the phone?
Speaker 11 (22:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (22:09):
You know, hey girl, Hey, hey, hey, hey. You know
I'm met at you, Dave because you were supposed to
call my job yesterday and getting me out of work.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Did you come down to the mall yesterday?
Speaker 12 (22:19):
No, I couldn't because you didn't do what you were
supposed to do. You were supposed to call my job
and get me out of work. I had to go
down to the Oak County Sheriff's office and ask them
to call my job and tell him I was arrested.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
But they said up.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
I didn't get the at double hockey sticks out of there.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
They're like, not you again, one eat up exactly.
Speaker 12 (22:35):
They're sick of me.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
I am sorry about that. One needy you are. You
are a riot, You're funny, You're a friend. I don't
even remember how we met. I'm not sure if I remember,
but you've been on the show off and on for
a couple of years.
Speaker 12 (22:48):
The first time I met you was at Pilgrims Cleaners
when I took my kid's coats down there, that the
ones that they never wore us.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, yeah, you were not getting coffee and she rolled
up and I knew exactly.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Who she was.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
And when we came up, yeah you over in Golden Venas.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
Because I saw Jenny. I said the word and she
said I know exactly who you are.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yeah, easy voice to recognize. So you have been a
lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You've been riot. It's been fun meeting you.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
It's a fun hanging out with you at the dog
park and uh and then Bailey's uh uh Bailey Bailey's moms. Yeah,
Bailey's moms retirment.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Thank you for coming to that. That was really sweet.
Speaker 12 (23:24):
Oh that was so fun. That was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
So what's in the future for what's in the future
for you, Janita?
Speaker 12 (23:30):
Well, see, now I don't know what to do. I
don't know who. My husband's already sick of me ranting
all the time, so now I don't know who to
rant you anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Well, there's still going to be you know, the call,
the call cult, call cult and rant.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
And TikTok, Juanita, I feel like you could really pop
up on TikTok.
Speaker 12 (23:46):
I'm too old for TikTok.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
There's a lot of old hens on TikTok. Worry about it,
jan Ada, You're the best. It's been fun knowing you.
And I will see you on Instagram, d m me
and I'll watch for.
Speaker 12 (23:59):
You, Okay, okay, yes, I will that you are so.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Loved well, I love you back, want you to thank
you very much.
Speaker 12 (24:05):
Thank you, all right, take care.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Bye bye. It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
You want to play that in the next hour?
Speaker 5 (24:14):
No, oh, absolutely not. You know what I would like
you You should play that song again. That Vaunt put together.
It was ver.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
That was very sweet.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
All right, We'll be right back on kd WB for
one more hour of the show.
Oh, we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Disappointed if we did not end your final show with
at least like three solid minutes of dead air. You know,
like I just feel like it has to thing, you know,
like we wonder like is he gonna talk?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Or better if it was the joke and a jingle
into the dead air, I love that.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let me see if I have a joke in a jingle.
You want to see if I have something. I might
have something.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I need to find a jingle, so we have to
give me a second.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You know how everyone's like, oh, Davis, like my dad,
do we have that song that's like really hot on
like TikTok right now where it's like.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I can be of the figure you put your love
in hand in mud?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, isn't that an old song?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's Father Figure by George Mike.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Trying, but hold on those specific jingle. You have to
understand that we have five million jingles in here, so the.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Ones that.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
BA have to do that because I'm not.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I don't know want to like regular jingles.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Ye know. We we only create that page when we
do joke in a jingle, so it doesn't stay up
there forever. So that's why I have to look for
this specific wellam, I.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Can just do the jingle if you want.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well, I mean, give Jenny a minute.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Bailly read a couple of those notes and let me
let me.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
We were at Mall of America yesterday and we had
a box that you could like leave a note or
a question and then we'd try to read as many
as we can, and we got to very few because
we were pretty busy. But Bailey has picked through some
of them and pick them out here.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes, indeed, Okay, this one is Dave. My first memory
of you and Katie w B. Is listening to you
on the school bus in third grade because we had
a cool bus driver, yeah, named Peggy.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
She had orange hair.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
The super mature fourth graders in the very back of
the bus wrote a sign and put it on the
back window of the bus for other cars to see.
The sign read honk if you're an h O A R. Anyways,
thanks for all the great memories and for feeling like
a friend. Ask for me if you ever come to
eat at Maynard's and Excelsior I work there.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's from Anna for Bana, Okay, I'll remember. That's fun.
It's a little fancy for me hunk. If you're an Asia,
we are.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
This one says I love to play ukulele with you
and hearing you on the radio.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
That's from Bella.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Ah, thank you Bella, She's so sweet.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
This one says Dave, I'm sixty, You've gotten me through
cancer three times, and she wrote cancer. She underlined cancer
three times.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Which is the worst bit of all time. But it
came from Bailey because well.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
When you're looking on WebMD, you've got like, I've got
this sore shoulder and now I don't know what's wrong
with me.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I'll type it into WebMD. You know, the cancer cancer.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
What she says, I've also had birth of two kids
and death of my husband, so you've gotten me through
it all. That's from mo on the Go. Let's see.
This one says, Oh, this one's a question. Can you
answer a question?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I'll try.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Out of all your years at KATIEWB, which one was
your favorite for music?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Ooh yeah, I can't say that one would stick out,
but I would say probably the era of Christina Aguilera,
the era of Britney Backstreet Boys and in Sync because
music was like, it was so different then, it was
just like joyful and fun and even like ballads by
them were like joyful and fun and very sweet, and.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Back then it wasn't so manufactured. I mean it still was.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Backstreet Boys didn't write their own music or play their
own instruments, but they didn't plain to you know, Max
Martin wrote them and they had studio musicians play hold on.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh, I mean, once again, we need some of the
classic things that happen every morning to happen. So that
makes sense that his alarm would be going off in
the middle of the break.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
But but I really love that because you know, it's
it was just like it was just such an innocent
period of music. Christina didn't write her own songs and
nobody expected her to. Yeah, and she just wrote. She
just sang beautiful songs. And Brittany and in Sync and
Backstreet Boys and LFO just fun.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, here's one, Dave.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I was brought to this country at a very young age,
and you were the staple of my learning from English
to music culture. I've been listening for twenty five years.
You find the radio station my kids listen to when
they're on their way to school, or the Roses was tea.
As they would always say, you will be truly missed.
Wish you nothing but the best that is from MXG.
(04:13):
Thank you, And then this was the last one I pulled,
So congrats Dave. I remember you when you first came
to KATIEWB and will miss your soothing voice making me
laugh every morning. My dad lived in Colorado and loved
hearing you talk about Colorado like Casa Bonita.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Lol.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, I saw a zero res van in Colorado and
thought of you. You taught me where to always find
the side to pump gas on. I couldn't go to
the fair the year that you had Nick the Stoner
T shirts. I had my friend pick one up for me,
and I was on the phone with her and telling
her Witch shirt and she heard and I heard your
voice and asked, is that Dave Ryan.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
You grabbed the phone and said hello to me.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You're such a kind person and I wish you well
on your next adventure in life.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Those are very sweet. Somebody just send an email and
they said, how can we email?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Dave?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
You can email because I'm still here here. I'm just
not on the air. I'm like behind the scenes and
doing commercials and things like that and working with our
lovely clients. Wedding Day, Diamonds, Zero Res, Snap Fitness, raspus
In University, Pilgrim Dry Cleaners. It's say, you know, the
list goes on, but if you want to email me,
you can send them to Ryan Show at KTWB dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I think I'll still have access to that, right, Well,
don't look at me.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I don't know what what your future holds.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Well, nobody else could want that, Ryan at Katie, I'm
still but that's more business, because don't don't send like that.
That's a business even well.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Ryan's show, why would I don't know, why would we
have that? If the right show?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You don't need it?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Well, I don't have access to it.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
No, don't you have access to Oh you could have
access if you want, and we just you you don't want.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
To have, right, So Ryan Show at KTBB dot com
if you want to send an email, and and if
you want to ask for a cameo, your boy is
on cameo and I'm like eleven or twelve dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, and he's also like he's already burned through a
lot of his retirement funds. So if you could help
him out it I.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Really have I'm on a fixed income. So I need
some cameos, so if you want me to send a
cameos like eleven dollars. Okay, we found the jingles, so
we're gonna do joking a jingle coming up next.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Hold on, hold on, though.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
He just starts pressing. I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Hey, Ryan in the morning show and we're just giving
hugs in the studio right now. Everyone's coming to.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Say goodbye if you want to, Joe, Yeah, yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Okay, So, well, where's Bailey? I need Bailey here for
joking a jingle?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Apparently? What up?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Though?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
They brought us stone and yesterday. They're downstairs right now,
so they ran down to say hi to them and
take a picture or something.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
We'll wait for joking a jingle until Bailey and I
want to get back to enjoy the humor. So we
do have someone special here in the studio. When I
say special, I mean like spatial spatial. Hello Stephanie for
the last time, Sea, Thank you, Stephanie. I met on
the Instagram about a year or so ago because I
was like, oh, she like, you know posts all these
fun weird things that are going on over the weekend,
(06:57):
so let's have her on the show. And she's like, oh,
I'll be hid to do it. So every every Friday
with no pay, no benefits whatsoever.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
It's free advertising.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
There is that, So tell us what I mean.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
It's a long holiday weekend and it's supposed to be
nice a lot of the weekend, maybe not the entire weekend,
But what do you got going on this weekend?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I did find some fun stuff.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
So starting out, the free Silent Disco in Minneapolis Parks
is back this weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
They are going to be tonight. Today's the twenty second right, Yeah, yeah,
clast tonight.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Tonight at the Commons Park in downtown, which is by
the US Bank Stadium, that big green space outside. Okay,
So they're gonna set up they're gonna have three what
it's called the DJ booth, I guess three D three
DJA boots nine DJ's rotating through in one of our shifts.
One of their channels is going to be kid appropriate,
you know, like it's not gonna be like veggietails, but
like no.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Swearing, okay, no sext talk.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
You check out headphones with your ID and dance and
chill in the park.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Downtown.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Number two, there's a petting zoo coming to a winery
in Farmington. It's called pet and Sip. It's at the
will Pound Willow Pond Winery. And they're gonna have mini
Highland cows. Highland cows are the ones with like all
the hair.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
In their face. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
So that's gonna be on Sunday from one to four.
And then number three is the Twin City Skaters are
gonna be coming back. They're kicking off their outdoor season
on Memorial Day from five to eight at the ROC
the Saint Louis Park like outdoor rec center Okay, and
it's free. They have rentals and free skating for everyone
to have a DJ and play some games and.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Just get out.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Got to have a DJ.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Oh yes.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
And number four is another chance to meet a Disney princess.
It's gonna they're gonna be at Dave and Busters this time.
This is gonna be tomorrow from ten to noon. They're
gonna have Merita, which is the princess from Brave with
like the crazy red hair.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
And then Rapunzel.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Also they'll have a red carpet crawn making station, face painting,
and a little sing along so he could also buy
like Dave and Buster's play passes.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
I guess love Hello, okay, and if you miss any
of these, find Stephanie dot Rosner on Instagram. Stephanie dot
r O S E n e R. Stephie, You've been
so kind, so funny, and you become a friend coming.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Into the crazy.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
You're just like you want to come on the show,
and I'm like the guy I've been listening to my
whole life.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yes, I'll be there, you.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Say so, yes, Okay, Well, thank you for all this,
Thank you very much. All right.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Also a staple of the day Ryan Show joking a jingle,
because jingles are they used to be the heart and
soul of a radio DJ show because we would tell
a joke and then we would jingle.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Okay, so here we go. We're going to try this.
You ready?
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
The best part of being on vacation, sleeping late, seeing
new places and missing all of weather Girl Jenny's kickball stories.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Ok here we go.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Are old jokes.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Fallon is pretty excited. Fallen fall is pretty excited because
she got a lift kit for Jake.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Did you get it?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Here we go?
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Fallon lives in minnetrista different world out there. It's quiet,
lots of deer, and hers is the only house with
an old wa sure on the porch.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
She's a hill building.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I like that. You explain it after the joke's over.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, kids, No, I'll skip that one.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Uh kids, Am I right?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Uh? Jake is not going to change the joke here.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Regular guy, Regular Guy, Bailey rear guy, pretty excited about
his new job. He works down at the M and
M factory. He throws out all the w you don't
get it, do you?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
I get it upside down? H I get it. That's
so funny.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Regular guy pretty excited about his new job down at
Bed Bath and Beyond. He works part time as a
weighted blanket Tina web girl.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Tina.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
She's gone now, well's Africa or something like Turkey something.
He is pretty excited to have a date this weekend. Well,
it's not really a date, but her dad bought her
a cardboard stand up, a Harry style, so that's pretty close.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well that's it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Wow, Okay, that was nice. I'm sure if you had
more or not, Well.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Here's one from the COVID days.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay, want to give me two seconds. I got to
prepare for this.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
That is from the COVID day.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okay, ready, you know I'll be ready by the time
of joke.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Uns scientists in and Noka are busy developing a mask
that the virus cannot pass through.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But meth smoke.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Can I love a good old joke?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
One more about you, Jenny?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
One more? Okay, hold on, hold on sure.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Ye weather girl Jenny picking up some extra income this
week by renting out her boobs as shade for swimmers
at butdem Costka.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
So that is a really that was an investment that
I would make again.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
It was for shade.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
It was an easy, easy job. They did get a
little burnt.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Now the show Jenny, anything good?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Well, do you want to play any kind of classic song?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
It's up to you.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I say, we take a little bit of break. We
got some guests in the studio, so I wanted to
just say hi to them. Sure, yes, So is there
a specific song.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
That you want to Dina Girls? And I think maybe
we should play Dinah Girls.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Were like an actual song, that's actual song? Sure?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Can I pick the song?
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
That's why I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Let's say, there's so many good ones.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, anything again.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Can we play work from Home?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
That is the most random choice, and I fully support
it because that's what you're gonna be doing now.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
You just be I never thought about that one. Yeah,
that one. Let's play work Here we go.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
On K D w B.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
I love that song. That's why we wanted to play it. Man,
I get to do whatever I want to.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
That was such a good choice and I was so
proud of you because I was expecting thirty eight special.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I want to play. But thanks for all the text
messages this morning.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
There's so many people asking for shout outs and we're
just not able to get to the mall because they're
coming in like wildfire.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
But I will say shout out to it looks like
Addie is eight years old today. Wow, so and thank
you Bob celebrating his eleven year anniversary with his wife
THEA Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Hey. Can I also give a shout out to What Up? Though?
Speaker 8 (13:24):
Yesterday they brought us some donuts to the live broadcast
them all of America. Today they're downstairs with the trailer.
First of all, you guys didn't have to do that,
so thank you these ice cream if you donuts look insane,
like there's so many toppings, and we got the plane,
we got the.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Plain ones because we're trying to watch our figure.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Actually they're like an ice cream sandwich with a donut as.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Fully Delicious YouTube live. Their location What Up though, is
in St. Anthony if you want to go check them out.
But thanks guys for doing this for Dave.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You have to eat on nobody. You don't you know,
you don't see you.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Know what don't you see, David? What don't you see?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
You don't see Amelia on Channel four eating an ice
cream sandwich during the TV news?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Yeah, that one was the last time you watched Amelia
on the team.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I watched it the other night because she had me on.
I just want to tell you it's a little it's
a little foggy outside.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
So we're gonna so we don't run in any other
radio stations.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
So that's a very chilly and it's.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Kind of chilly out.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Yeah, it's supposed to be nice this weekend though. Day's Friday,
but it's going to be like in the eighties by Sunday.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yes, well high seventies. But on Monday, Memorial Day is
actually going to be a nice day, not a rainy day,
it's going to be eighties and like sunny for the
most part. That's what my doppler says. It can always change. Uh,
did we do want to do something that we bombarded it.
We've bombarded you with it like probably four years ago,
because Dave does something they're called teasers, and it's where
(14:52):
he talks about what's coming up for the next day.
You hear him throughout the day on the radio station,
but a lot of times he'll screw up and then
he swears and he yells at himself elf via swearing,
and so we started to take those, edit them and
play them back so you could hear the funniness of it.
And some of them are kind of filthy too. So
Van's gonna play them.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Christmas Wish Day two. Listen tomorrow morning, seven o'clock. Mascara
alert because sometimes they get a.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Little bit picked up. Can't do it again. It's a
guy on the roof next door. Kind of weird to
see somebody on that roof.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Mister distracto.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Okay, all right, I know you're tired of hearing about it,
but it's SPREENA carpenter flying off to la is a
big deal to have all your death.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
That one who cares all right, little price is right
here we go.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
It is a brand new Arctic Cat High Performance z
R nine.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Thou jeezus just gets so frustrated.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Don't worry. Some of these aren't as much as that.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
All right.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
The calendar says spring, but the weather's not really spring like.
But what's always what you can expect is Kate. That's stupid.
I don't know what I'm even trying to do. Dumb,
stupid mother Big Show Tomorrow Live at Mall of America,
Leave Vols, Vick, Extreme, Jamie, Angie Taylor, Corey Foley, Wilson, Intern, John,
(16:07):
Lena Fallon, Steve Bailey, Vaunt and Jenny and Me The
Dave Ryan Show, Farewell Show, Mall of America's fucking.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Bucket? What because when was that top of mind? You know,
I'm never really mad during these I'm not mad like
throwing things.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I'm just like, oh, I love it when I'm in
here and I'm watching you do them and then you
mess up and I just make a face like this
guy's supposed to be a professional.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Bailey so supportive? Hey Fallon, Yeah you kd w B.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Yes, we're using that one. Drake put it in.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I want to see what happens, don't because he'll do it.
Was you said to put it in?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Well, don't get me wrong, we weren't like rooting through
the tropick up, we're picking up litter. We'll tell you
more about the fuck you stupid Jenny. In the background,
guy wants to plan a bachelor party. Okay, big deal,
but he's confused about whether there should be a stripper
or they should do something really simple or Now I'm
for you, hey, Stave, here there in the middle of
(17:13):
the night, me, you and a bottle of Jurgins here
in the studio.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
What w B Yeah, that's better you yep, don't put
that on now?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
This last one putting on holiday today too.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
This last one is definitely my favorite.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Okay, I can't wait. Brace yourself. Hey, Dave, I just
got back from Hawaii. Who has tan lines on their lips?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
This guy from sucking, No, not from sucking big falons,
from drinking, but you see that a tan line where
they had the balls on my chin?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
All right, Wow, there's archives of the old ones that
we had bull and I was dying laughing.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Some of this that is shameful.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Wow, oh whatever you did it. Thanks for all those
all right, I think my time to play the Hollister song. Yeah,
the last time you hear the Hollister song. I think
it's on YouTube if you just can't get enough. This
is little fifteen year old Allison on Katie.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
If you take me to Walmart, then you're not my dad.
If you take me to Walmart, then you're not my dad.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
H O l l I s t e R.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
H O l l I s t e r.
Speaker 11 (18:32):
There's a store Dad, down at the mall and you
can sell it some way down the hall because it's
very stuff on all their clothes down at Holliser. Oh,
spend spend day Holliser, Holliser, Holliser down at Houser Hollister Holliser. Wow,
(18:55):
They're clothes are super cute, teasing tins and camus soup.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Mom.
Speaker 10 (18:59):
Can I please have a few bucks so I don't
look like you employees.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I'll drink Cara boot either that or jama juice. Take me.
I'll be nice to see you. All the gay gush shops.
Speaker 10 (19:09):
American Eagles over what they're just so two thousand and six.
You can go, but don't come in because you're so
embarrassing me and.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
My frandsfather clothes.
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Then we grab our camera phones striking in appropriate pose
and put the pictures on my Space.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
Hollister Holliser, Halison down at Holliser Hollisford Hollister.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Oh my god, Alison, gives me a break. We're on
a beer budget. You got shampain taste. I'm taking you
to Pennies and then over to Pomida. You ain't wearing
clothes that show off your booty. If you want to
go to college, then you better well acknowledged that we
gotta shake some money.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
So what's wrong with dressing funny?
Speaker 6 (19:53):
I don't want to make you mad, but Walmart really
ain't that mad.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
Of if you take me to Walmart, then you're not
my dad.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Can you give me a hundred What do you need
one hundred fifty dollars for?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I'm going to Hollisters, got great stuff down a Kmart.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
We'll get in the car. We're going to Kmart.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
Let's go Kmart. Just give me your wallet.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
On a one point three. Katie Wub's is the Dave
Ryan in the Morning Show. Dave just a walloped an
entire donut or a bagel or something.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It's a bagel.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
It's a bagel. Wow, I've never heard seen you too
so fast?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Oh nice, you were the one he just yeah, down
on that.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I understand looking at the time and being like, oh,
I have fifteen seconds. I can take a bite and
get through it by the end of that fifteen seconds,
and you apparently do not have that.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Wherewithal Well, it's all your years of experience in radio.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
It is Bailey too.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
It's my anniversary today, David.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
I know what's your anniversary your way to celebrate and no,
it is No, it's totally like you're totally being overshadowed
on your second anniversary.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Here, I'm two.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Bailey.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
There's a story behind how Bailey and I met. Probably
told it enough times so you don't need to hear
it again. Yeah, but I was thought. We put daily
on the phone one time because we were kind of friends,
and you were calling me or texting me something about
a funny date or something that went bad, and you're like,
I can't figure out men, I can't figure him out.
And I said, you got to tell the story on
the radio. So you came on the radio and you
did such a funny job telling it. I said, oh,
(21:18):
I got to remember her. And then you didn't you
fill in a couple of times?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Well, I mean I think I was like a weird
dating correspondent for about six years and I would call
in maybe like once or twice a year.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
And then and then I filled in for genuine she
went on Jerry duty.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Yeah, so and then your time and we said and
we said away, you work cheap and so free, actually
for free. And then there was like a uh and
when Drake was gone and we said, oh, well we
need somebody to, you know, to run for donuts and coffee.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
And That's what I've done.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
And so, no, you've been great, You've been wonderful.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
There's even greater people here now there are are, and.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I feel like they're standing right behind me.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
The family is here, Carson and Susan and then Alison
are all here and we'll talk to them.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Alison sounds really good. She's coming up in a second
when we have the call real quick.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
One need us on the phone. Oh is a girl
one to eat on the phone?
Speaker 11 (22:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (22:09):
You know, hey girl, Hey, hey, hey, hey. You know
I'm met at you, Dave because you were supposed to
call my job yesterday and getting me out of work.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Did you come down to the mall yesterday?
Speaker 12 (22:19):
No, I couldn't because you didn't do what you were
supposed to do. You were supposed to call my job
and get me out of work. I had to go
down to the Oak County Sheriff's office and ask them
to call my job and tell him I was arrested.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
But they said up.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
I didn't get the at double hockey sticks out of there.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
They're like, not you again, one eat up exactly.
Speaker 12 (22:35):
They're sick of me.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
I am sorry about that. One needy you are. You
are a riot, You're funny, You're a friend. I don't
even remember how we met. I'm not sure if I remember,
but you've been on the show off and on for
a couple of years.
Speaker 12 (22:48):
The first time I met you was at Pilgrims Cleaners
when I took my kid's coats down there, that the
ones that they never wore us.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, yeah, you were not getting coffee and she rolled
up and I knew exactly.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Who she was.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
And when we came up, yeah you over in Golden Venas.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
Because I saw Jenny. I said the word and she
said I know exactly who you are.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yeah, easy voice to recognize. So you have been a
lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You've been riot. It's been fun meeting you.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
It's a fun hanging out with you at the dog
park and uh and then Bailey's uh uh Bailey Bailey's moms. Yeah,
Bailey's moms retirment.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Thank you for coming to that. That was really sweet.
Speaker 12 (23:24):
Oh that was so fun. That was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
So what's in the future for what's in the future
for you, Janita?
Speaker 12 (23:30):
Well, see, now I don't know what to do. I
don't know who. My husband's already sick of me ranting
all the time, so now I don't know who to
rant you anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Well, there's still going to be you know, the call,
the call cult, call cult and rant.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
And TikTok, Juanita, I feel like you could really pop
up on TikTok.
Speaker 12 (23:46):
I'm too old for TikTok.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
There's a lot of old hens on TikTok. Worry about it,
jan Ada, You're the best. It's been fun knowing you.
And I will see you on Instagram, d m me
and I'll watch for.
Speaker 12 (23:59):
You, Okay, okay, yes, I will that you are so.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Loved well, I love you back, want you to thank
you very much.
Speaker 12 (24:05):
Thank you, all right, take care.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Bye bye. It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
You want to play that in the next hour?
Speaker 5 (24:14):
No, oh, absolutely not. You know what I would like
you You should play that song again. That Vaunt put together.
It was ver.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
That was very sweet.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
All right, We'll be right back on kd WB for
one more hour of the show.
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